Tom Scott swearing
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2021
- Update as of March 2023: Thank you for the continued enjoyment, but no, I will not be updating this. It clocks in at a perfect 420 and, god willing, I'll never be this bored again.
An utterly useless video that spawned out of my desire to keep sane and occupied during a particularly monotonous period of quarantine. In lieu of citing every clip in this video, here's the "research" behind it, which is currently nestled between legitimate paleontology notes in my journal: www.flickr.com/photos/1915286... - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
I like how Tom saying damn and bloody is included because he is so polite that you need to include them as swears xD
i get damn but not bloody
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@@letterslayer7814 it’s a chiefly british curse word that used to be a lot more offensive back in the day but now it’s like saying “fricking” or something harmless like that
Also Blimey, I've always thought that's a Posh way to Express Suprise, but they've placed it as swearing
He also included some that are not rude in the slightest.
@@cerebrummaximus3762 Tom does not swear enough lmao
I know this is about swearing or rudeness but Tom makes it somehow all feel polite and wholesome anyway
The magic of British accent
@@TheFilipppok upper class english accent, most of us speak like the memes that say "british people be like ... Bo'ol'ov'wor'a
@@montyboon4127 this
@@montyboon4127 sounds like a stupid question but what is the word at the end supposed to mean? I tried to say it out loud but couldn't make any sense out of it
@@manaspradhan8041 bottle of water and Not a stupid question
Tom: "I try not to swear on camera."
Also Tom, on camera: "DELUXE, PREMIUM, SILICONE VIBRATOR PROSTATE BUTTPLUG!"
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1:32
To be fair, literally none of those words are swears
That episode was the best
As im reading this Tom says the 2nd line
This is the tamest swearing compilation I’ve ever seen. Halfway through, I thought I’d accidentally walked into a showing of a Christian comedy film.
Tom has amazing self-control man!
dont know how he manages it
people who consider damn a swear word are just to low for my standards :)
@@simside102 The entirety of the UK is low too low then
@@simside102 most people are too low for your standards then.
Tom: "Try saying you're a professional shit stain, go on."
Matt: "𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷."
ᵖ ᵉ ⁿ ᶦ ˢ ᵉ ᵐ ᵒ ʲ ᶦ
0:39
Is that even a swear?
@@RaineWilderno
@@RaineWilder 's funny tho, innit?
I keep clicking the ‘translate to English’ button like a flip book. Someone help me.
When you're so wholesome and polite that "damn" and "friggen" counts as profanity for you
and "bullocks"
Maybe it's a cultural thing, but for me, "damn" is a swear word (though one of the lighter ones) but "friggen" isn't
To me, bloody, isn't a swear or anything.
and tit. the bird, tit.
what about blimey? its just a word
"I'm sweating like a man about to make an inappropriate simile."
That's genuinely funnier than the inappropriate simile I fully expected.
3:41
Even when swearing, Tom Scott's swear sounds so _intelligent_
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Holy crap the work you must've put in to find these
Lol yeah... covid has given me too much free time
@@BrochJam well it's time well spent
Her Soul?
hello K B it is K B
Out of context, Tom saying "oh blimey we're coming up to the Dutch" is the funniest thing ever
Well, if you're sneaking around, trying to get somewhere, and don't want to get collared for a conversation half way through, then the Dutch are the Worst to come across..... (Cue slightly stoned inconsequential small talk that wastes half an hour of your time!)
the fact that he's with Matt in nearly all of them says a lot about how comfortable they are with each other
It's always a bit strange to see him when he's not in "presenter" mode.
"go outside and flick the v's at a baby"
im dying
That isn't even a swear though
Most of these are just "damn," "hell," "blimey," and "bloody" because he's that polite XD
Can we all appreciate that he made the video exactly 4:20 long
We cannot appreciate it John, we cannot.
I feel reasonably confident that someone with the self-chosen, accountable-to-no-one screenname of "Hannah", is *probably* a 'she'.
Not *certain*, you understand, but REASONABLY confident.
@@cybergeek11235 That is an excellent point, I should have paid more attention to their name
@@cybergeek11235 rule 33: when in doubt, it's a he.
can we appreciate that youre a twelvie
"i am sweating like a man about to make an inappropriate euphamism" is probably the best line in the video
He said simile and it wasn't inappropriate it was just playing on the fact that his simile wasn't working
Best part is how like 90% of these are him with Matt lol.
I didn't know I needed Tom sensually singing "scrotum" while wearing a suit until just now.
s c r o t u m
g r u n d l e
this is the most mature and immature swear compilation at the same time
didn’t expect to see you here
@@caitlin769 you either
why are you awake lol
"I'm sweating like a man about to make an inappropriate simile"
Caught me by surprise
Woah this kinda took off... Nothing to really say except, thanks..? This isn't my typical output lol. If you're wondering which clip came from where, my ridiculous planning notes are in the description.
Fun Fact: If you look at the video I posted before this (Birdboy), you can see me cramming Matt and Tom videos in the background.
B l i m e y
that subtitle is amazing!
Giving the stronger language at the beginning of the video compared to that of the latter half, we can only come to the conclusion that if we want more swearing from Tom we need him to have Matt guest more often in Tom's videos.
There are hours of content of him with Matt to pick through (see: the entire Park Bench series and everything from the Technical Difficulties). If the uploader didn't find a lot of swearing, there's not a lot of swearing.
some of these feel not at all out of place in his voice.
Then he says "bitch" and I'm like "TOM WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD"
As a non native English speaker, this video was very educational, thanks
Me with my family : *Tom in his usual videos*
Me with friends : *Tom in this video*
I feel like halfway through, he started running out of swearing clips and just started adding bloopers/funny moments.
I love it
worse thing is that I knew where each of the clips were from...
*Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well*
"The Comedy Space Center. It's exactly like the Kennedy Space Center except the rocket's a bit more phallic."
So, that's what we are calling Blue Origin's "Launch Site One" north of Van Horn, Texas?
I think someone's won a visit to there as a prize. I forget if it was on the reverse trivia podcast or on Citation Needed.
Just waiting for when this blows up.
Also, 1:54.
Torture from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
@@cheeriosd4879 I was looking for this comment
meet you in recommended 5 years later
Bless you for making this, mate.
EDIT: I counted 90 curse words.
“Tom’s self discipline is impressive”
You should see me around my grandma
I didn't know "blimey" was considered swearing.
new british lore unlocked.
Technically a "theo-imprecative", as Tom describes them. Apparently it stems from "God blind me!"
@@BrochJam ah that makes sense
I am a professional shitstain
He talks like such a sterotypical British gentleman, I love it hahaha
Tom can swear but it will never be aggressive.
clearly he's never berated you about not buying some damn subtitles before
0:30 As a Brit who’s favourite swear word is Bollocks, this was incredibly pleasing to listen to.
tom scott: *passes out in a centrifuge*
tom scott: bLiMeY!
1:54 fav
thought this was just gonna be the entirety of TechDif
3:03 is my favorite, and there isn't even any profanity.
I need to comment because i hope it'll boost engagement. Tom scott edits are all over my recommended and I'm here for it
Aw yeah, curses, especially that one really rude exclamation: penis emoji! (0:39)
2:20 Thank you for your advice, Tom. I shall do this immediately
0:56 Tom without red shirt or gray sweater
4:05 so Tom perdicted Jeff Bezos' rocket
1:09 “Goddamn goddamn goddamn I’ve been bitching about this for several weeks”
Tom Scott swearing is like wine from a heavy steak dinner.
"I am sweating like a man about to make an inappropriate simile."
PEAK tom scott
2:36 Isaac *GOD-DAMN* Newton
His rebellious youth.
"Oh blimey, we're coming up to the Dutch
Accurate, hahahahaha
I didn't hear him say fuck once, only a time where it looked like he specifically avoided saying that part of the word
"I am sweating like a man about to make an inappropriate simile" is amazing!
everyone's talking about how polite these swears are, but as an american hearing "bellend" as a profanity for the first time was eye opening.
3:03 was absolutely the best part of the video
I can smell this video about to blow up...
and you better hope your actor doesn't give a cheesy grin to the camera.
This is like when you hear a parent swear for the first time
The fact that this video is 4 minutes and 20 seconds long is just like a cherry on the top.
You made notes!! This is the most awesome thing ever. I should totally make a thing where you can jump to each swear word. Thanks for the inspiration xD
The Algorithm will choose you, don't lost hope comrad
i love how nearly all of them are with matt
i have been waiting for complication like this for so long
thank you
Tom Scott: * swears *
Everyone: interesting...
Love that this video is 4 minutes and 20 seconds
Tom Scott is full on Partridge in this video
0:15 as a literal bastard, this useful lingo being used as a swear makes it really inconvenient to speak briefly on the topic. There are very few social scenarios where it comes up we're just saying "I'm a bastard" is an appropriate response to get out of a topic you may not want to cover in-depth quicker.
sorry there's just something so funny about someone saying "as a bastard,"
It's amazing how unnatural Tom is at cursing. You can just hear how unused those words are in his mouth.
For some reason "flip the Vs at a baby" absolutely ended me.
“Oh blimey we’re coming up to the Dutch”
Man, informal tom on the park bench was so cool =(
Sad that they've stopped doing it
This is the most british thing i've seen this year
some days im normal and some days i watch a compilation of tom scott clips and realise i might be attracted to this man
no literally sometimes I think that he's the epitome of what a man can be and that every man should at least try to be like him
Today we're going over 5 bri'ish TH-camrs who have sworn
I love British curse words, they all seem so PG rated. Pretty sure I've heard worse on kid networks here in America 😆
These aren't really curse words in the UK. Tom is just too polite so the video would only be 10 seconds long otherwise
@@mamoopy OK that make much more sense lol
He's so cute when he swears. lol
“Not dong, houmph.”
-Tom Scott
"M E T A P H O R I C A L B A D G E R C O C K"
I felt that.
*burps*
matt: "and i'm the one who had fizzy drink"
UwU
You know someone swears extremely rarely when the compilation of them swearing has to include words like “blimey” and “bleeding” to make it long enough.
Man I miss The Park Bench :(
Half of these swears are as acceptable in British culture as any other word
hell, they're acceptable here in the states as well. only downside is people poking fun at you for being "bri'ish"
the stone cold face on "metaphorical badger cock" will forever be the funniest part of this video
My next recommended video is the expletive infixation one. This is beyond perfect
"couldn't give a damn"
I don't get people that think damn is a swearword
I'm so glad I've heard Tom say "penis emoji" because now I think my life might be complete
This is great. We are extremely mature, and so are you. Thanks for the great video.
1:54
That is the funniest "Cock and balls." that i have ever heard in my entire life
0:44 tom scott proudly announces his heterosexuality
Tom is such a nice boy that "Blimey" is counted as a swear lmao
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for some reason there's always Matt next to Tom when he's swearing
i like how "blimey" was included
You know its strange hearing a word that in my country isn't a profanity referred to as one.
tom scott says a swear!!!!! for real!!!!!!
I believe I can make a reasonably accurate guess at saying that you're American, as for us brits, damn isn't swearing, but crap is....
pointless assumption over.
Hey, gimme some credit - your average American wouldn't know what flicking the Vs means. /j
And neither is blimey, hell, bloody, or bleeding, at least in my experience.
Damn and blast it, man, after the year we've had, we need more park bench when such a thing is possible again!
matt and tom's park bench....*gently strokes faded picture*...
Bloody, goddamn, gosh darn, bleeding and sod are not considered swear words in Britain.
i didnt know i needed this until watching it
2:26 I wouldn't exactly call "blimey" a swear word
Sometimes it’s considered something like hell
@@woooof_ It ain't as bad as that. not that i'd consider "hell" a swear word either. neither are on Ofcom's list of swear words, not even in the list of "generally of little concern" swear words.
@@franticranter I mean, I agree, just trying to find reasoning.