Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

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  • @Frup
    @Frup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96788

    This mistake happens at all skill levels. Ive faced my dog and my uncle, and both have been countered using this. Its their fault for being within 2000km of my missile silo.

    • @BosnianApeSociety
      @BosnianApeSociety  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17045

      Correct, it is a very common beginner's mistake to not have any counter-ICBM systems

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4043

      Cruise missiles are getting more and more easier to purchase, nowadays

    • @jayjaws2478
      @jayjaws2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

      @@ssilent8202 I know right

    • @colonelstriker2519
      @colonelstriker2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2093

      1000 IQ move: play at 2001 km from your missile silo
      Check mate

    • @noice6987
      @noice6987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      Jokes on u I have a pocket mirror for that

  • @mrchezsandvich.4096
    @mrchezsandvich.4096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3235

    Darn, I should've seen this before. I was in a chess competition in my school and I almost fell for the trick, when I noticed my friend at the back flailing his arms, I noticed he was doing sign language and I quickly understood what my opponent was doing. So I gave him the old LGM-30 Minuteman III attack. Had I not seen him, I would've been destroyed by the Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation and put to shame. I may have not won the competition, but at least I placed 3rd and won everyone's hearts. Had I seen this before I probably would've placed 2nd or even first. At least I learned something new

    • @BosnianApeSociety
      @BosnianApeSociety  4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      I am glad this helped

    • @oliverfougere6296
      @oliverfougere6296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Trust me it's even more humiliating when they get you with the
      4-stage Cold-Launch,
      Cold Fusion-powered, 2-stage flight
      Triple Chambered Fusion-Core
      200 Megaton
      Hydrogen Ordnance

    • @mrchezsandvich.4096
      @mrchezsandvich.4096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Man that sounds devastating, luckily, I haven't encountered anyone who tried that on me

    • @jakewright3218
      @jakewright3218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Something else you could try is attacking with an A10 warthog strike followed by napalm bombardment, do not use if they have a flak cannon

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A touching story.

  • @adammar5hall
    @adammar5hall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6976

    Former Bradley platoon leader here.. don't forget that Black has to be within 3750 meters if you are firing the TOW-2b, and your vehicle must remain stationary while your gunner is guiding the missile. That may not always be possible during blitz chess and other timed matches.

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      maybe we can buy some time by threaten to lauch a full scale nuclear attacks if the opponent doesn't wait?

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Graham Or just use the nukes, easier that way.

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Graham Win IS WIN! So... haha nukes go Brrrrrr

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Graham Joke on you, i always 3 steps ahead. My king had a identical TWIN brother! and 7 clones, 2 more hid on mars 3 more at the dark side of the moon as a backup plan! my moves are Foolproof!

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Graham as some random purple dude with a butt chin once said "A small price to pay for salvation" and, a win is a win! we've already won when that silo hatch open!

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12069

    The most hilarious thing is that this is actually a coherent chess tutorial using correct concepts and terminology.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

      I wasn't familiar with the Channel so I assumed the content was legit, even though I'd read the description.

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Except the board is backwards

    • @LuisManuelLealDias
      @LuisManuelLealDias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@tncorgi92 it's totally legit, it's a good chess tactic! ahahah

    • @spiraldj
      @spiraldj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Also he said queen's pawn to d5. He mixed classic notation with algebraic/modern notation. The d in d5 already insinuates its the queen's pawn. He could've said queen's pawn 4 or d5.

    • @its_saber1525
      @its_saber1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      If you do this and they move kings pawn up DO NOT TAKE THE BISHOP, TRUST ME

  • @pingu6338
    @pingu6338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    I was a hardstuck 120 rating but thanks to this gambit my rating went up from 120 to War Criminal in a span of 5 games thank you Mr. Bosnian

    • @syndicate_555
      @syndicate_555 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      💀💀💀

    • @cameronjames7360
      @cameronjames7360 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lumiere6402
      @lumiere6402 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean it is technically your fault for not winning because you cant be trial if there arent any witnesses or opposition left. Trust me I have done it 👍

  • @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722
    @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21750

    Black has inhaled oxygen. This is his first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

    • @criticallyconk4944
      @criticallyconk4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

      _And that is basically what goes through the mind of any white policemen_
      That is *joke*

    • @dhilonstephan
      @dhilonstephan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Black: exists
      Nuke: so you have chosen DEATH

    • @HeadPats7443
      @HeadPats7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@criticallyconk4944 "Aye, that's a joke lads"
      -The Demoman (probably)

    • @mladen7641
      @mladen7641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Black exists in the same dimensional plane of existence as me. This is his first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SR.OREJITAS que chucha te pasó

  • @Luca-iq4ev
    @Luca-iq4ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36439

    As the saying goes: "Don't bring a chess board to an international nuclear war"

    • @fenrix155
      @fenrix155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

      But remember to bring your nuclear projectile to a chess match

    • @HritwRaje
      @HritwRaje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Is there such a saying?

    • @scottjanes8964
      @scottjanes8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Unless you're Magnus Carlson, in which case it is the most dangerous weapon on the battlefield.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

    • @TheDeathOmen
      @TheDeathOmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@CBRN-115 Dayum is this an obscure reference.

  • @gido9467
    @gido9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17214

    I quit playing Chess when the pay-to-win model took over. Obviously, not all players have the disposable income to pay for missiles, facilities to house them, and crew to maintain & fire them. Most games I could barely afford the squad of Blackwater mercenaries required for basic openings, like the Sicilian Defense.

    • @TheFreakinX
      @TheFreakinX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      This comment deserves more likes.

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      This comment made my day and it's not even 7AM

    • @alifelessrock48
      @alifelessrock48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@0BucketMask0 same

    • @cagedgandalf3472
      @cagedgandalf3472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Underrated

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Just Git gud like you can still use the F2P version and win if you start with fisticuffs before the first move

  • @curllum
    @curllum ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    BE WARNED EVERYONE
    This strategy can sometimes backfire on yourself if going against someone who’s seen it before. People who have seen it often tend to use their military grade missile bunker when they see the play coming, meaning that the missile can inadvertently put your own king in checkmate, know who you’re playing against people.

    • @CL0NEM
      @CL0NEM ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's more dangerous if they have the Aegis Ballistic Missile Defense System

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CL0NEM That's when you send in a fleet of A10 warthogs

    • @zhiqiangchen6235
      @zhiqiangchen6235 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@LegendStormcrowif they play the inter planetary hydrogen bomb counter attack however, your done for

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zhiqiangchen6235 I counter with the Iron Curtain.

    • @zhiqiangchen6235
      @zhiqiangchen6235 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LegendStormcrow that’s a good counter. Beginners would play the gold counter and then I would’ve played the mercury variation. Best move right now for me is the iron clad bunker defense. You did have a better move though, the lead curtain followed with the knight bomb counter attack

  • @mateotovar4548
    @mateotovar4548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    I love how it sacrifices a pawn before launching the missile so it can actually be called a gambit

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      * 2 pawns *

    • @Akathysia
      @Akathysia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I mean, it IS a variation of the tennison gambit

    • @Ed-1749
      @Ed-1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      the main joke of the video is that this is a reference to a nickname of this exact setup, where instead of using an actual missile, you use your queen instead to capture half your opponents board. Because of the damage and the fact your queen move from across the board, it has been compared to an icbm, thus making the context for this video.

    • @Stinger913
      @Stinger913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Ed-1749 oh fr?

    • @andrey2001v
      @andrey2001v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Ed-1749 Isn't it the other way around? I can't find any mentions of icbm variant with date before this video release.

  • @inbredclips6168
    @inbredclips6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3245

    i will be using this in my next chess match this is better than anything i have ever used

    • @dewhiterabbit1337
      @dewhiterabbit1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where will you be playing? In New York?

    • @inbredclips6168
      @inbredclips6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      DeWhiteRabbit i will be playing in the world blitz championships in dubai

    • @dewhiterabbit1337
      @dewhiterabbit1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@inbredclips6168 Alright. All the best to you!

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *you hear a flying object approach you at high speeds*

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Karl_toffel. lemme get my binaculars.. oh dear, its a bear at mach 2 speed

  • @alexkoo333
    @alexkoo333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8057

    I thought I would never hear “chess” and “anti-tank missle” in one sentence

    • @rowbotia
      @rowbotia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      We were playing chess while an anti-tank missile flew overhead. It missed, being a miss-ile.

    • @alexandrualex1085
      @alexandrualex1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FV4011 Centurion 5/2

    • @jacobgame2757
      @jacobgame2757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You clearly haven't played enough chess

    • @rowbotia
      @rowbotia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@jacobgame2757 every time I play chess, military grade explosives are involved

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rowbotia damn bro, thats rough

  • @HyperfixationWizard
    @HyperfixationWizard ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I love how this meme became so famous, that the chess community calls the strategy an intercontinental ballistic missle whenever a queen attacks an undefended king by attacking a queen from one side of the board all the way to check.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bro really 😂!??

    • @HyperfixationWizard
      @HyperfixationWizard ปีที่แล้ว +94

      ​@kaybevang536 Yes, while the video doesn't show it, the next "obvious" move would be to attack the enemy king with your queen from one side of the board to the other.
      Thus, this shitpost became an actual strategy in chess.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@HyperfixationWizardthe idea of beginners using a M3 Bradley Anti Tank missile is hilarious too 😂

  • @miffed_off
    @miffed_off 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2818

    Haven’t played chess in years, it’s really changed.

    • @catchy9665
      @catchy9665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Update ur version bro

    • @mesalab3781
      @mesalab3781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah you should update its better now.

    • @chongus3092
      @chongus3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rich mode

    • @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252
      @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@perceptibleperplexity5134 US missile Launch

    • @ThomasTherianos
      @ThomasTherianos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      News just came out that there will be a missile extension dlc bro

  • @matthewwaterson3102
    @matthewwaterson3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    "The next step is obvious" they would never see it coming, they also won't see anything else coming ever again

  • @spawniscariot9756
    @spawniscariot9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I don't play chess, or engage in recreational international nuclear warfare, however I must declare that this video has sparked an interest in both pastimes...

    • @howdem9982
      @howdem9982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      recreational international nuclear warfare, recommended by seven out of ten people

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don't engage in chess, but I do play recreational international nuclear warfare, this was a great tutorial for chess

    • @technodraconic7335
      @technodraconic7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      both? Chess and nuclear warfare are one and the same.

    • @queenchaosyet
      @queenchaosyet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I too, share great interest in recreational international nuclear warfare

    • @48917032
      @48917032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard the only winning move is not to play

  • @soup9242
    @soup9242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Other tutorials never pointed out specifically what type of missile to use, so I always get stuck. However, thanks to this tutorial, I know exactly the type of missile! Thankfully, I do have an RT-2PM2 cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile already, so I will definitely try this next time I play chess!

  • @bromanHenk1
    @bromanHenk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3748

    Black: moves single pawn forward
    Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh: I see you have chosen death

    • @sangamharsolia5069
      @sangamharsolia5069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @carmelfb
      @carmelfb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      i heard that in the text-to-speach voice and it made this pefrect.

    • @toucan6109
      @toucan6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cringe

    • @ericworley9598
      @ericworley9598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      coughs in chest bot

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That name though. No surnames just first names, and the most generic ones too.

  • @surgeoaguaro409
    @surgeoaguaro409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    Chess Tip: *Distract your enemy by pointing a gun to their head and tell them to do a bad move*

    • @rubiroman8121
      @rubiroman8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But where can i get ammo

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how to play chess using ur feet th-cam.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/w-d-xo.html

    • @toeseater2855
      @toeseater2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      thats a rookie mistake, doing predictable move like that would cause you immense lost if it fails, which most likely as chess player have been recorded dodging a 7.26 NATO bullet shooted from a gas-operated, air-cooled, belt-fed lightweight machine gun MK46 pointblank, the suggested move would be dropping a GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast from a C-130 Hercules, I recommend using the MC-130E Combat Talon I or MC-130H Combat Talon II variants at extreme precision. This move would help you take control over the board due to the enemy being stunned as this move is not very common but very effective, the area of damage that this move deal is very large, atleast 1/4 of the board, now all you need to do is develop all of your pawns, putting pressure on their end of the board and spawns multiple queen, now that you have taking control over the board, depending on the area that you dropped the bomb, the enemy may have or not have any castle, bishop or queen, now with all of your queens, the next move is very obvious, launch your Trident II D5 nuclear missile system from your submarine, I recommend using the Ethan Allen-class ballistic missile submarines or the Ohio-class ballistic missile submarines, this move is extremely brutal but don't feel bad for your opponent, is his/her fault for being within your missile's 8,000 kilometers range. I called this tactic of mine "The CS-0927 Gladiator Warzone" feel free to use it every time you want

    • @skaladsdurr7139
      @skaladsdurr7139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@toeseater2855 🤣😂

    • @wolflightning2331
      @wolflightning2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@toeseater2855 what if im i dont have money im a free to play user any tips

  • @transjonkler
    @transjonkler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5698

    I spent like 5 minutes laughing uncontrollably at this what even is my sense of humor anymore

    • @matthewohara5346
      @matthewohara5346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      You know a vid is good when the kgb is the top comment

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Golden that is your sense of humor

    • @baronvonbork2856
      @baronvonbork2856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does KGB watch from Zoom
      Why isnt Google working
      How to delete text

    • @appleburger285
      @appleburger285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      my cat fell asleep to this

    • @TheGloriousLeader
      @TheGloriousLeader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was laughing so hard my 1yo son started slapping me.

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    “The next move is obvious, we can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched Three-Stage Solid Propellant Silo-based Intercontinental Ballistic Missile”
    Obvious choice

  • @harkamalsr
    @harkamalsr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5317

    I sent this to one of my friends who is REALLY into chess. He thought the video was going to be an actual strategy he hadn't heard of. For that alone I'm liking this video

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      Fun fact: it IS an actual strategy.
      Until they actually fire the missile

    • @chopstick7409
      @chopstick7409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@rgderen88 wdym? my main strat is to launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold launched three stage solid propellant silo based intercontinental ballistic missle whenever the enemy queen is parallel to the rook

    • @null3007
      @null3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Instead of the missle meme, you just capture their queen.

    • @janLilin
      @janLilin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@null3007 Sounds ineffective

    • @NoNo-uy2bq
      @NoNo-uy2bq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thathappened

  • @jackfrost7389
    @jackfrost7389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5335

    Excellent strategy. Used this at my last international game and blew away the crowd and competition

    • @binkhowell8242
      @binkhowell8242 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Litterally.

    • @unveiledmango2421
      @unveiledmango2421 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@willmcclard206 literally

    • @Md_ra
      @Md_ra ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You sacked them for a win

    • @randomguy6909
      @randomguy6909 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      AND HE SACRIFICED….. EVERYONE!!!!!

    • @Merciless_au
      @Merciless_au ปีที่แล้ว +24

      AllahOAkbarrrrrrrrrr!
      *detonates

  • @gnochhuos645
    @gnochhuos645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2410

    Bobby Fischer has been real quiet since this came out

    • @hishamseddiqee9528
      @hishamseddiqee9528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      He got killed by this opening a few years ago

    • @breadyogurt3957
      @breadyogurt3957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And I will beat his records with this new technique!

    • @reeck771
      @reeck771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's cuz he died

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@reeck771 If you die in chess you die in real life.

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw If you chess in die you life in real death

  • @CARNAGE25
    @CARNAGE25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I was playing against a 7 year old who was clearly going to become GM one day. I resigned and asked her to play with me again. I tried this gambit and won! Then I played against everyone at her funeral and destroyed them. Thanks so much!!

  • @ScriptedMatt
    @ScriptedMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11258

    Ah yes the _Modified_ Sicilian defense

    • @dawger
      @dawger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      It's just part of the Tennison Gambit

    • @tebmc2088
      @tebmc2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      69 likes

    • @TKNinja37
      @TKNinja37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Never enter a bet against the Sicilian Defense when death is on the line

    • @ncm2738
      @ncm2738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Sicilian offense

    • @sugarpuck9107
      @sugarpuck9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@TKNinja37 inconceivable

  • @Thor_the_Doge
    @Thor_the_Doge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2889

    I was so concentrated on the chess tutorial that I forgot that this was a joke video so the ICBM missile part caught me off-guard

    • @Chris01114
      @Chris01114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I didn't understand why black would move it's pawn from b8 to c8 though

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Chris01114 g8 to f8

    • @Chris01114
      @Chris01114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheAnantaSesa It doesn't matter if you turn in right 90° or left 90°

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Chris01114 it does if you start a on the bottom and 1 on the left. Your reference starts with a on the top row. Thats not the reference system used in the video but may or may not be standard chess reference. IDK
      Turning the board without adjusting the references would mean you are describing totally different squares.

    • @aguy2581
      @aguy2581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

  • @fatcat7481
    @fatcat7481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3995

    How to be better in chess
    Google: practice more and look for strategies
    Bing:

    • @adamcarroll9613
      @adamcarroll9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alternately, be a Q-learning AI.

    • @ic3wolf988
      @ic3wolf988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who tf even started this joke

    • @Quicksilver-7791
      @Quicksilver-7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ichijofestival2576 they are somewhat, I speak from experience.

    • @guantofroglol6511
      @guantofroglol6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could also use everything before they launched the ICBM

    • @doggo9757
      @doggo9757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These bing memes never get old

  • @ramsescampollo2506
    @ramsescampollo2506 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I too love using the RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile as a chess piece

  • @starklar1986
    @starklar1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4930

    I almost fell for this. I was playing my friend at my house and he was preparing to use this strategy. Luckily I live in America and was near a firearm so I shot him in the forehead with a Glock-17 before he could launch the ICBM. Common mistake, always bring full riot armor to a Chess match. I have to go now the guard says my time on the computer is up and I need to go back to my cell.

    • @wormwalll6557
      @wormwalll6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Same but I used a FN FAL the perfect weapon

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wormwalll well as I wanted to not bash in my forehead with my calcium deprived bones, I’ll take the glock

    • @chasemanjansen
      @chasemanjansen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Wormwalll I have mixed feelings on bringing a .308 to a gentleman’s game but you do you

    • @wormwalll6557
      @wormwalll6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chasemanjansen shh its our secret

    • @neko281
      @neko281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      See this is were your mistake comes in for you see you need to have a very good lawyer on you whenever you play chest so that you dont go to jail. That should help you when you have another match with someone

  • @charliemomo2605
    @charliemomo2605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5690

    Ah yes The great master of chess Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

    • @BosnianApeSociety
      @BosnianApeSociety  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

      That is him, the legend himself

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I don't know if you knew this already but it's grand* master.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@ronmathewjoe Unless he was just saying that Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh is a great (excellent) master, a grand master of chess, if you will.

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Jupiter__001_ True, I only just wanted to inform them if they didn't know.

    • @lightningchegg4823
      @lightningchegg4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Such a way with words

  • @raidedcluster
    @raidedcluster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    "Hey dude wanna play some chess?"
    "Yeah sure."
    As you see this was a natural mistake.

    • @dqflynn
      @dqflynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Black has already lost the game

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@eness379 thus he will lose the game ( and his life )

    • @itspurplepaw6163
      @itspurplepaw6163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "hope you have your icbm ready"

    • @CYBER-ln4jm
      @CYBER-ln4jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dqflynn r a c i s t

    • @oofboi114
      @oofboi114 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was your friends's first mistake, and the game is already over for him

  • @flightyavian
    @flightyavian ปีที่แล้ว +44

    A fun note for those interested in this gambit: Knight f3 induces black to play D5, and you can hit then with E4, reaching the favoured position. Of course, black may move a knight but for lower elos it's a higher chance than hoping for a Scandinavian

  • @seanwu3138
    @seanwu3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    I like the implication that the more skilled you are at chess the more destructive missiles are open to your use

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Putin be balling at the chess club

    • @bjrneirikstrkersen1021
      @bjrneirikstrkersen1021 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In Armageddon, everything is fair game.

    • @Jetstream_Sam
      @Jetstream_Sam ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ever since i became a grandmaster at chess and got access to drone strikes and nukes.. ive been winning every game

  • @clayhamric4428
    @clayhamric4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    You can’t spell “pyrrhic victory” without “victory”

    • @NotAVeryGoodNickname
      @NotAVeryGoodNickname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I would argue that this is the win after the pyrrhic victory that means you're done as well. The missile toppled both kings, that's got to be even.

    • @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner
      @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Brandon Munson It's a real word not a mission.

    • @govindasharman425
      @govindasharman425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pyrrhic win

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner M8 you never played Black Ops?

    • @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner
      @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@crimsonstrykr Bro, I played black ops, just telling him it's not just a mission but a word

  • @bowichan2407
    @bowichan2407 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Glad they updated the chess after hundreds of years. Addition of missiles was truly a cherry on top

  • @gracewenzel
    @gracewenzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2320

    "The next move is obvious."
    Take the queen, yeah? No? _...Oh._

    • @Landfall364
      @Landfall364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Well... Might be a bit more obvious to experienced players I suppose.
      You'll get there.

    • @zeppelincraft1443
      @zeppelincraft1443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is a move of anticipation that your adversary would ragequit and flip the board.

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zeppelincraft1443 too bad that the board was already flipped after this formidable win.

    • @rustyarchitect
      @rustyarchitect 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Widened Putin k?

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rustyarchitect k

  • @joshuachamberlain9725
    @joshuachamberlain9725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12400

    The one dislike was someone who fell for the gambit

  • @jcbriefly4250
    @jcbriefly4250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1164

    “Sometimes a Pawn is enough to change the whole game and those who ignore the importance of it, are liable to lose their Queen. Unless they have an ICBM.”

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The game was rigged from the start

    • @grayefox-4425
      @grayefox-4425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      - Gandhi

    • @ABlueOrb
      @ABlueOrb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is truly an unjust game.

    • @Shona100
      @Shona100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      - Sun Tzu, the art of war

    • @nef36
      @nef36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Shona100 Nah fam that was Mark Twain

  • @DigmaSquad
    @DigmaSquad ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Thanks man, i hate it when my opponent denies my queens gambit and launches a Intercontinental balistic thermonuclear missle while i try to capture his knights this has truly taught me how to counter such tragedies and I have tabled the turns and launched an air-to-surface laser guided missile into his pieces and won the international chess championship god bless you bro and thanks for the intercontinental ballistic missiles i will continue to launch 8F115 and 8F116 5-6 megaton warheads for R-16 / SS-7 ICBM to his pieces this tutorial is 10/10 thank you brother the opponents fall for this everytime they try to launch BGM-71 TOW missiles at me from their truck trying desperately to stop me despite the fact they need a GMD to stop my rapidly approaching ICBM going at approximately 24,000 kilometers per seconds to his board easy win you have brought me up the ranks to #2 GM i will share this to all my mates who are having trouble countering the DF-41 ICMB so they can launch their surface-to-surface missile this video has changed my life.

  • @norafromash5087
    @norafromash5087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    The fact he was almost constantly one move away from winning makes this even better

    • @darian2975
      @darian2975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      The video Title ruined the whole thing tbh, it should be kept in the dark

    • @mistakendawg8885
      @mistakendawg8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@darian2975 yh for sure, missed opportunity.

    • @adog5999
      @adog5999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@darian2975 yeah, ikr

    • @Toopa88
      @Toopa88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@darian2975 But then this video would have fewer clicks, because majority of people onlly carw about clickbait thumbnails and titles.

    • @fernandocarrazzoni
      @fernandocarrazzoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And win he did.

  • @xboxpun9102
    @xboxpun9102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    Just when we think he’s lost it Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranaav Rajesh revolutionizes chess yet again
    Edit: I forgot about this for a year. Mom, I’m famous. :)

  • @Sophist
    @Sophist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48072

    Ah yes, I remember Gandhi used this incredible strategem to win the Hunger Games.

    • @mrbuttons8492
      @mrbuttons8492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Indeed

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

      This wasn't in the manga

    • @marcel2837
      @marcel2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

      @@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 That's why the novel is better

    • @losl5216
      @losl5216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      @@marcel2837 novel showed more emotions as well.

    • @spectre7877
      @spectre7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      This is the strategy used by the bad guys in fe3h

  • @GamerH-vx5hs
    @GamerH-vx5hs ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I remember my Japanese grandfather using this to win the Hiroshima World Chess Championship 1945.

    • @darthmortem585
      @darthmortem585 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      wasn't really a win was it 💀

    • @exa0710
      @exa0710 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wait, I thought he was American?

    • @Emre_Kermen
      @Emre_Kermen ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That time when they had to delay final matches for two days because they decided to move to Nagazaki.

  • @cheesyvin8078
    @cheesyvin8078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    Black has existed. This was his first fatal move because if he's alive then he has a higher chance of dying. By an ICBM

    • @dinand_b4811
      @dinand_b4811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love this comment

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how to play chess using ur feet th-cam.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/w-d-xo.html

    • @weisilber8957
      @weisilber8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nathawatkotcharug5379 Very funny, when you force it below every comment here is.

    • @lolbots
      @lolbots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      holup, i hear biden will be renaming them ICBLM

    • @rlglezglez8391
      @rlglezglez8391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love this

  • @Hotsaucebauce3943
    @Hotsaucebauce3943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5279

    Black: breaths
    Narrator: *You fool, its already too late. You have already lost*

    • @varian2666
      @varian2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      not to be that one weeb who ruins the joke but “Omae wa mou shindeiru...” “Nani⁉️”

    • @frankyboy1385
      @frankyboy1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Aperture: The Enrichement center is...
      Black Mesa: The game is already over for you...
      Aperture: Wait wha...
      Black Mesa: *ICBM TO THE FACE* !!!!!

    • @ollanius_papyrus80
      @ollanius_papyrus80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      To be fair, you’ve pretty much lost the second the opponent decides he’s gonna use an ICBM.

    • @alexandergrant8092
      @alexandergrant8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Narrator" ?, didn´t you mean to say "cop" ?

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ollanius_papyrus80 Not only are you lost, but you're also read. It's a double-whammy.

  • @kellenhayes3628
    @kellenhayes3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    Really affective tutorial! My opponent was so mad when I beat him that he layer on the floor motionless (Probably still trying to comprehend the fact that I beat him). I think he had rich parents, because next there were loads of white vans with red stripes and a blue star-like shape, and there were a bunch of people who ran out and got him into his own mobile bed (They had the letters ER on their shirts, I think it was his family’s initials). All in all, I haven’t heard back from him, I can’t believe he still hasn’t gotten over the defeat.

    • @icecube9594
      @icecube9594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ...

    • @muaz5515
      @muaz5515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      daamn

    • @kellenhayes3628
      @kellenhayes3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @Gucci Crimson Kids these days are so weak, like "Yeah, I just shot an anti-tank missile at you, so what?"

    • @kellenhayes3628
      @kellenhayes3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @Gucci Crimson Weaklings die, big deal.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I hate sore losers =/

  • @muneebdev
    @muneebdev ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How could I miss such an obvious move. I was going to use an AGM-65 Maverick from my single-seat, twin-turbofan, straight-wing, subsonic attack Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft. This tutorial saved me. You gained a sub!

  • @DaniMartVTen
    @DaniMartVTen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7427

    I love how quickly this escalated from classic chess to classic geopolitical warfare. Same game, different pawns?

    • @lorddoge4277
      @lorddoge4277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      LMFAO

    • @Nogdog945
      @Nogdog945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      You’re not completely wrong…. 🤷‍♂️

    • @dondada8105
      @dondada8105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Indeed.

    • @NotSoFancyRight
      @NotSoFancyRight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      This aint classic chess, the white and black squares are swapped.

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wait until their judgement day comes

  • @SimoTheSergal
    @SimoTheSergal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
    In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
    The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

    • @siddharthiyer7244
      @siddharthiyer7244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sounds like a paper I just read. I could follow this easier.

    • @petorius7174
      @petorius7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And now my brain hurts

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excellent

    • @caribreeze
      @caribreeze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Honestly its actually understandable to me in written form, the audio makes it seem so much worse.

    • @wormwalll6557
      @wormwalll6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very

  • @xavierburval4128
    @xavierburval4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3316

    1:52
    See this is where most tutorials would tell you to take the queen. However, since this channel is obviously much better at giving helpful advice to help you dominate the chess board, it gives the most optimal move to eliminate as most enemy units as possible without sacrificing your own.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      except white's pieces actually got hit first

    • @equalityforever302
      @equalityforever302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@yourmum69_420 Then launch it from the other side. Problem solved.

    • @The.Orange.Wizard
      @The.Orange.Wizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      While*

    • @johe_bhidun
      @johe_bhidun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@equalityforever302 pfp checks out

    • @didiask8924
      @didiask8924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yourmum69_420 Soviet tactics

  • @UndercoverDog
    @UndercoverDog ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He is answering all the questions we were too afraid to ask

  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9609

    Outdated! Pro's have swapped to using chess pieces made of pure diamond to survive Missile attacks

  • @b1ackgamma
    @b1ackgamma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12391

    I remember my dad telling me that our grandfather won an international chess tournament in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki back in 1945 using this variation of the tension gambit

    • @ovencake523
      @ovencake523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @Seopy
      @Seopy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      no.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @@Seopy ye

    • @sangamharsolia5069
      @sangamharsolia5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Cursed comment

    • @EpicGCM2
      @EpicGCM2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You are trying to be cursed but you dont know history. It was a regular nuclear bomb not an icbm that blew up hiroshima and nagasaki. These “cursed” comments are so overused that they arent even funny anymore.

  • @quazar5017
    @quazar5017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Keys to win a chess game:
    - material superiority
    - range advantage
    - penetration power

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You forgot blast radius newby gosh do you even play chess

    • @release858
      @release858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're forgetting nuclear science

    • @ineedaname8105
      @ineedaname8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PENETRATION POWER

    • @jaivigneshmuthukumar1731
      @jaivigneshmuthukumar1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes noice

    • @hihigocat
      @hihigocat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ah yes, big pp is required

  • @Noizzed
    @Noizzed ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My opponent: "Well... I don't know what you're doing but it's quite an explosive approach!"
    Me waiting for my incoming anti-tank missile to obliterate the board: "Heh, you don't say"

  • @LogicA002
    @LogicA002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10451

    I played this against Magnus Carlsen and he fell for it 2 times, once when we played in the park, and another one in the hospital when he survived the first missile.

    • @gorgit
      @gorgit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      I know this is supposed to be a joke, but Carlsen would never fall for the Tennison Gambit. Intercontinental ballistic missile variation or not. No, Im not fun at parties.

    • @hi-nb5yk
      @hi-nb5yk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Q

    • @hackerulroman
      @hackerulroman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

      @@gorgit I doubt it. Carlsen has 2 choices in this situation: run away from the board and be disqualified, or continue sitting at the board and die, therefore being disqualified. Both result in loss. The only way Carlsen would win is by equipping himself with anti-missile defense systems.

    • @yesno7889
      @yesno7889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@hackerulroman Magnus is a cyborg though, he is a chess king precisely because he have the Tennison gambit, ballistic missile variation, build into him, a truly terrifying chess gamer.

    • @HelloMedicAnkit
      @HelloMedicAnkit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SlayCC
    @SlayCC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4481

    Thank you for this, will now mate all my firends with my 32 inch Ballistic Missile.

    • @amytg777
      @amytg777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Uh, bud. I hate to be that guy but perhaps you wanna word that a little differently, this being the internet and all...

    • @emi-li2539
      @emi-li2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      32 inches? That's the smallest ballistic missile I've ever heard of.

    • @emi-li2539
      @emi-li2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Who said I don't? ;)

    • @grizzlyadams5410
      @grizzlyadams5410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I had to do a double take on this one.

    • @cerealata9035
      @cerealata9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@amytg777
      You mean a 32-inch ICBM doesn't actually exist in real life?

  • @deinfamous5293
    @deinfamous5293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6177

    "The next move is obvious."
    Me: Oh yes he's going to go send his queen to capture the black queen
    Also me: Hold up why is the next frame a missile silo?

    • @brandonevans3994
      @brandonevans3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      How is that more obvious then the missle silo, EXPLAIN

    • @uNine-qb8gt
      @uNine-qb8gt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@brandonevans3994 queens are the most powerful piece, if you're in a position where you can easily eliminate them, then you do

    • @baconvolcano9946
      @baconvolcano9946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      u9000 Nine the hell are you on about? You can easily get wayyyy ahead with the missile strategy

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      @@uNine-qb8gtwhy eliminate just the queen, when I can eliminate an entire country?

    • @prestonkline3295
      @prestonkline3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 now your thinking

  • @treyvasallo3156
    @treyvasallo3156 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a chess beginner, this tutorial helped very much. My brother didnt stand a chance

  • @affanalam6123
    @affanalam6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    0:05 this man just wrote the most common first names in India .
    Truly an artist.

    • @CharliMorganMusic
      @CharliMorganMusic ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I have learned something.

    • @drewgehringer7813
      @drewgehringer7813 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      well known for his long-running rivalry with American grandmaster, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

    • @pieceoftrash184
      @pieceoftrash184 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@drewgehringer7813 his name is my name too

    • @i_am_cabbage6512
      @i_am_cabbage6512 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pieceoftrash184 whenever we go out

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@drewgehringer7813 Let us not forget the half Japanese GM with potential to be the chess champion as well, Haruki Nakiyuma

  • @tomow7566
    @tomow7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    I love how the board is set up wrong, the black square is in the bottom right and the queen is on the wrong colour

    • @comet.x
      @comet.x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Of course the queen is on the wrong color. The black is on the bottom right

    • @Tot-mr6sv
      @Tot-mr6sv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At q

    • @tomow7566
      @tomow7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@comet.x I thought of that but I decided to say it anyway, saying just 1 thing is wrong with the board is a bit underwhelming

    • @Akeno0002
      @Akeno0002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dude i thought this would actually work till i knew the pieces were wrong

    • @semiedgv
      @semiedgv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      OKAY NERD *fires anti-tank guided missile*

  • @blacklangster1141
    @blacklangster1141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    Me, a chess beginner looking for a way to beat my dad: “this is sure to destroy him!”

    • @spingmufh1007
      @spingmufh1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Guess you’ll be using an anti tank missile for a while

    • @kirbomatic1573
      @kirbomatic1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you have no idea.

    • @thebee0320
      @thebee0320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Idk, it depends if he knows about this. Cause you never get beat twice by cheese like this

    • @kirbomatic1573
      @kirbomatic1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@thebee0320 you get beaten once by this, but you never lose again.

    • @hieuivy6913
      @hieuivy6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      try the anti-tank guided missiles

  • @Anthony_Marquis
    @Anthony_Marquis ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "The next move is obvious."

  • @nou-jn6uz
    @nou-jn6uz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    What kind of ATGM is preferred? A kornet? TOW? Hellfire?
    Edit: TOW it is, it seems

    • @qumit165
      @qumit165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kornet

    • @albertomartinigorlami1905
      @albertomartinigorlami1905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      9M14 Malyutka

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      no u well my preferred method is the 9M311 "Treugol'nik" (triangle) surface-to-air missile from the 2k22 Tunguska anti aircraft as the strategy’s works on up to 7 chess games simultaneously regardless of the speed or altitude of the chess board(s)

    • @REgamesplayer
      @REgamesplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TOW-2B due to its top down nature of attack.

    • @RandomSwede-1
      @RandomSwede-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RB56 is nice

  • @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
    @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3083

    I know this was a joke, but I actually learned a new chess strategy this way

    • @DeAdmiraal1998
      @DeAdmiraal1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Svannuta Could you maybe explain how? I'm starting to get into chess so I'm quite curious.

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Svannuta Please explain lol

    • @littleretroship6403
      @littleretroship6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @Svannuta how? There is no way that with the Scandinavian defence there can be mate in 2 moves the defence wouldn’t be popular if there was a way for mate in 2 moves. Or do you mean mate in 2 moves if black starts of with pawn to c6 or c5.
      Second of all, the queens are placed on the wrong squares. A good tip for lacing your queen properly is placing it on the square with the same colour as the piece ex: the white queen starts on d1 and not e1 because d1 is a white square.

    • @zloth54
      @zloth54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@littleretroship6403 ie white queen on white, black queen on black

    • @littleretroship6403
      @littleretroship6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@zloth54 thats the thing white queen is on wrong square so is black queen
      Edit: his whole board is flipped 90 degrees

  • @PlayrR3D156
    @PlayrR3D156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8814

    Chess player: That's an interesting move. Where did you learn how to play?
    Me: The Bosnian Ape Society.
    Chess player: *Nervous Sweating*

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +930

      "Grandmaster Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh teached me his tricks."
      "Oh god oh fuck"

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@YataTheFifteenth how do i get a hold of missile

    • @idie6606
      @idie6606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@matthias8161 just use the Agni-V Ballistic Missile or the R-36M you can also use a thermonuclear-mini-bomb for a silent attack
      or just use sicillian or a regular e5 response

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@idie6606 I'd rather suggest the Agni VI,It's got more range and is faster,but if you want a silent and fast missile,I'd suggest the BrahMos

    • @idie6606
      @idie6606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@AbhijayAgarwal Oh yeah, ur right, thats extremely effective, maybe even do the RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb variation

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Pronouncing the technical and brand names of each weapon in its entirety literally gets me every single time

  • @noahhart440
    @noahhart440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    Instructions unclear, random island in the Pacific has been eradicated.

    • @husky_studios
      @husky_studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      F

    • @xeraphyx7903
      @xeraphyx7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      F

    • @noahhart440
      @noahhart440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      no no don't worry this is a good thing. I won't have anymore bullies

    • @ineedaname8105
      @ineedaname8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noahhart440 lmao XDD

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Instructions unclear, mushroom cloud has been spotted over the bikini atoll

  • @iamfourmana
    @iamfourmana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    "The enemy's pieces exist"
    *a natural mistake*

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao

    • @bluehairedemon
      @bluehairedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him

    • @immortaldev1489
      @immortaldev1489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *gets born*
      as you can see, then enemy has already made their first mistake

    • @dr.skillz77mgpl92
      @dr.skillz77mgpl92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@immortaldev1489 looool what level of cruelty you have reached.

  • @TempestKrimps
    @TempestKrimps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    i was having legit problems trying to understand if this was satire or if that was the actual name of the maneuver
    then you showed me the ballistic missile technique
    i should have known it was real the whole time

    • @namethefifth7315
      @namethefifth7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You should have edited this it would make it so much fuier like you fell for it

    • @craniumtea5137
      @craniumtea5137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@namethefifth7315 yes much fuier!

    • @TheRealIvyX
      @TheRealIvyX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ah yes,
      f u i e r

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn't real you dummy hah

    • @TempestKrimps
      @TempestKrimps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@johnjordan3552 itsajoke.jpg

  • @ocskopf
    @ocskopf ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Instructions unclear, I accidentally shot a hole on the surface of Mars with a BFG-10000

  • @obiwankenobi7293
    @obiwankenobi7293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2988

    Only if misha done this against Karpov. He could defeat the final boss

    • @bluejay9681
      @bluejay9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I was gonna comment this until I saw your comment

    • @johannsebastianbach3411
      @johannsebastianbach3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      you mean the kid misha?! hahahahah. I was legit looking at your comment thinking "what famous misha played against karpov in a championship?!" lol

    • @Samuel_Athur6816
      @Samuel_Athur6816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      FRAUD im Obi-wan

    • @AerynHyuuga
      @AerynHyuuga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Samuel_Athur6816 it is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

    • @sdrawkcab_emanresu
      @sdrawkcab_emanresu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Samuel_Athur6816 It's treason then

  • @peterchasten2790
    @peterchasten2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Chess Teacher: Chess isn't that difficult, here let's play a game.
    Chess Teacher's Tactics:

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Plot twist: your teachers a military general

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@rageraptor7127 Imagine, you're just there, a German kid in 1929, just after the great war and some guy named Erwin Rommel enters your history class and challenges the children to a game of chess.
      ER: *"Your turn"*
      The kid: _"Uhhh... pawn to... there, I guess?"_
      ER: *"HAH! You have activated my trap card, now I shall ambush your pieces with an ambush using my Afrika Korps troops"*
      **Stug IV barges in through the wall*

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shikikankillzone4239 h 💀

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shikikankillzone4239 we don't deserve such original comments 💯

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (insert inappropriate school shooting joke)

  • @Zeawsomee
    @Zeawsomee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    Instructions unclear, was forced to improvise explosive devices (IEDs) delivered by use of an unmanned drone (also known as an unmanned aerial vehicle or UAV) to force check, unfortunately, my opponent was then able to counter with six (6) rounds of M795 155mm high explosive (HE) shells fired from the M777 howitzer to then control the board and take my Toyota Hilux, being used as a "technical" or non standard tactical vehicle (NSTV), armed with a Dehlavieh Missle system, and hence allowing full board control.
    If the AT capability a necessity of this strategy? If not, I may be able to combine this strategium with use of Multi Rocket Launcher System to allow greater board control and hence give better advantage for my pieces to be developed

    • @flexplay9993
      @flexplay9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) is still an option, so take your win back!

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same

    • @Strait_Raider
      @Strait_Raider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I would recommend you proceed with the MLRS approach. This is the same technique which allowed Magnus Carlsen to defeat 20 grandmasters simultaneously in 2012.

    • @jamesburleson1916
      @jamesburleson1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You could also try the less popular, but nevertheless quite effective strategy of deploying an A-10C Thunderbolt II to provide the full range of anti-materiel and anti-personnel support. A-10C Thunderbolt IIs are quite adept at countering any defenses like Toyota Hiluxes, or even M60 Main Battle Tanks.

    • @flexplay9993
      @flexplay9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jamesburleson1916 Thats cheating. Its ground forces chess.

  • @youknowwho9842
    @youknowwho9842 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This opening took me quite a while to master. When I was a beginner I used to do an easier variation of this by shooting the other person before the match started. This opening is very easy to master, however.

  • @tncorgi92
    @tncorgi92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    "The only winning move is not to play."

    • @Ikouy
      @Ikouy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How about a nice game of-... checkers?

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Switzerland must be a großmeister.

    • @sierra4actual
      @sierra4actual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *DEFCON intenifies

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ikouy my checkerboard is full of anti-personnel mines.

    • @theplaguedoctor6129
      @theplaguedoctor6129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a good quote

  • @DynestiGTI
    @DynestiGTI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    1:50 "The next move is obvious"
    Me: take the queen
    1:52

    • @bartekmarze1863
      @bartekmarze1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Its because that was your first game in chess

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      A noob like yourself can’t be expected to know things like this

    • @PROTOBLUES90
      @PROTOBLUES90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, that was in fact the next move lol

    • @kiibotheultimaterobot6403
      @kiibotheultimaterobot6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      man thats a noob movr
      send a atom bomb

    • @amrumubina9769
      @amrumubina9769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kiibotheultimaterobot6403 i think the noob is you, why send an atom bomb? Its so noobish,be like me,
      i sent five Tsar bomba's.

  • @Kariyu101
    @Kariyu101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4269

    This whole time I thought Magnus Carlsen was skilled the dude just had a big nuke 🙄

    • @boomdini9744
      @boomdini9744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah but it works, if it works it’s skillful.

    • @cheemsthegranolaguy7622
      @cheemsthegranolaguy7622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wtf do you mean bro, that is THE MOST skillful play I've ever seen in all my years!

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how to play chess using ur feet th-cam.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/w-d-xo.html

    • @topodiyoutube4004
      @topodiyoutube4004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr 😔👊🏿👊🏿

    • @Tripdoxx
      @Tripdoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are you everywhere

  • @TimZoet
    @TimZoet ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Today it happened!! I opened normally, and suddenly he answered with the Scandinavian defense... I knew what to do. I did the steps and was able to send the Intercontinental Balistic Missile into enemy territory. It was a succes and after a couple more turns he actually forfeited

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2818

    Therapist:
    -Computer with Indian accent isn't real it can't hurt you
    This dude:

    • @BaxterCash
      @BaxterCash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you know what specific voice it is?

    • @m4z805
      @m4z805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WAIT! *HOLD IT!* WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VERSIONS OF YOU?

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@m4z805 Mitosis

    • @emdowww9150
      @emdowww9150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@regalblade8171 LMAO, now I find biology class use...
      what the fuck, I suddenly can’t hear anything with my left ear, I’m scared

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@emdowww9150 SCP [REDACTED] HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, SOMEONE GO AND GET THAT FUCLING THING BACK HERE ASAP

  • @mikolajschulz5847
    @mikolajschulz5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Ahhh classic, I remember when Martin Luther King used this tactic to defeat Genghis Khan’s Army during the Napoleonic Wars.

    • @oringina1717
      @oringina1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No?? He used it to defeat hitler right?

    • @hppsfttcmd
      @hppsfttcmd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@oringina1717 bah, that's what everyone believes. Nietzsche came up with this strategy first against Frederick the Great of Japan, and Martin Luther King simply perfected it. While yes, it was used by Tohru in the Vietnam war to deafeat Hitler, it's mainly known that MLK perfected it and defeated Genghis Khan

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yea man, I remember the part when he used it to destroy racism

    • @foundationagentredacted9908
      @foundationagentredacted9908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@hongseng3670 There can’t be racism if there’s no one left to be racist

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Didn’t Andrew Jackson pull out an AR 15 and kill 50,000 Russians in that battle?

  • @MatthewNash
    @MatthewNash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "This is ridiculous."
    "I know. The Bradley was supposed to be used for troop transport."

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I understood that reference.

    • @googleminus1442
      @googleminus1442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The M3 bradley's primary function and design is direct fire support. Troop transport is the M2. While the M3 can also do troop transport and vice versa it is not optimal (it would be very cramped for instance)

    • @Cherubrmy
      @Cherubrmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@googleminus1442 I feel sorry for you

    • @scissors320
      @scissors320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cherubrmy I feel sorry for you too

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cherubrmy I mean, it is google minus. He's just like google, except a bit worse?

  • @st.jagerstager695
    @st.jagerstager695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks for being considerate and adding alternatives for starters.

  • @averagejoe7860
    @averagejoe7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    Chess player: clicks on video expecting actual chess strategy
    also chess player: satasfied

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes I am also satasfied by this

    • @steelesisson3263
      @steelesisson3263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It’s a legit strategy but also ha ha funny missle

    • @Silentbob1494
      @Silentbob1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey man, that opening bit was actually pretty dope, imma have to try it and see if my sister falls for it... might have to workshop the rest of the plan though,lol

    • @friendlygiant1507
      @friendlygiant1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steelesisson3263 :") Minecraft isn't chess

    • @SDfighter1
      @SDfighter1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True.

  • @ryanbui2046
    @ryanbui2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    The real meaning of the phrase
    “He was playing Chess while I was playing Nuclear Warfare”

  • @DaDerpyCarrot
    @DaDerpyCarrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "all war is deception"
    -sun tzu
    i...... i suppose he's right

  • @darthvader4338
    @darthvader4338 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I went to school with my bicycle today and barely avoided an anti-Tank Missile I can confirm we need these defenses

  • @FirstNameLastName-qx8ii
    @FirstNameLastName-qx8ii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4395

    The US government trying to negotiate with smaller nations:

    • @a_balloon
      @a_balloon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So funny 😒

    • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
      @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lmao haha 😐

    • @darthvader6533
      @darthvader6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wish lol

    • @mementomori4695
      @mementomori4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@a_balloon it's true tho

    • @ess9163
      @ess9163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@mementomori4695 Man, why the Americans gotta be mad. Not our fault the CIA killed politicians and developed proxy wars in underdeveloped countries while funding criminal organizations :/

  • @mattp6747
    @mattp6747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    The first successful defense was attempted almost 50 years ago: The Tsar Bomba Countergambit. However, not much remains of that chess match, and the variations since have been lost.

    • @faei1897
      @faei1897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      So that's why the Russians detonated one....

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@faei1897 Yep, secret superGM prep. That's some intel worth detonating a Tsar Bomba over.

    • @idonotmakevideos809
      @idonotmakevideos809 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was the user of one, Under ground but the plans are kept to me, I still have them but they are classified.

    • @carölusrex.1648
      @carölusrex.1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Russians do seem to take chess seriously

  • @DraconianError
    @DraconianError 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I hope they make a new Netflix series called
    "Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit (2021)"

    • @davidegallo2185
      @davidegallo2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I heard it won't be on Netflix, instead it will be a live show. 2020 pt. 2 incoming

    • @tsriketwm7274
      @tsriketwm7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Who needs tranquilizers to stimulate your mind when you have anti-tank missiles to eradicate your opponent?

    • @petrsoucek1452
      @petrsoucek1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It should have come out in 2020 already starring USA and Iran but it got canceled

    • @crazywespe7804
      @crazywespe7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love ur icon

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would probably be a good title for a comedy film about the Cuban missile crisis

  • @crazycat1380
    @crazycat1380 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:27 "Black has no options except to capture the _rook_ with their king..."

  • @TMStudios89
    @TMStudios89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    If you take into account the firing position relevant to the position of the board, you can actually fire your surface-to-surface missile of choice early. When timed just right, the missile will land immediately after white king takes black bishop. This time killing strategy is critical in higher levels of play as waiting too long may arouse suspicion and prompt the opponent to employ counter-ICBM technology. I lost a regional tournament due to that critical error in 1998.

    • @farn69
      @farn69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Blast radius is also another important factor that tends to be overlooked. I once fired an ICBM and started a thermonuclear war by accident.

  • @boncarlo9391
    @boncarlo9391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Chances are your opponent may have already seen through this if they have experienced it before, what they’ll do is counter back with anti air turrets and stop the missile before it reaches the board. With you left wide open, you now have lost your missile strike opening. To fix this in future situations, I recommend launching a missile into space 3 years prior to which it will meet back to earth at the time you are having your match and get the jump on your opponent where they, quite literally, won’t see it coming, as you have exploded them in your assault.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Possible, but requires too much prep and setup. Better to have THOR rounds waiting in geostationary orbit. Far less outlaying prep even if it does require investment in a proper space program and is debatwbly violating international treaty.

    • @stubbledspace3982
      @stubbledspace3982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated 😂

    • @1nill2
      @1nill2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@singletona082 well you forgot the age old strategy, kill your opponent before they come and play chess with you, so you win by default.

    • @tcpratt1660
      @tcpratt1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robert Chien The Fletchers can do more than mere antisubmarine warfare - see what happened to the IJN Center Force at the Battle off Samar (having a few Butler class destroyer escorts handy will be quite useful, ask the IJN Chokai and Chikuma).

    • @plaguerat5911
      @plaguerat5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1nill2 But that's an illegal move

  • @batvortex3283
    @batvortex3283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I always liked how in chess beginners are automatically equipped with anti-tank guided missile, helps balance things out.

  • @leonardovaldivia5200
    @leonardovaldivia5200 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that this is actually a useful and legit tutorial

  • @shidbot420
    @shidbot420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2515

    Can I use a JDAM dropped from FL130??

    • @suspended3785
      @suspended3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yes

    • @rijul9929
      @rijul9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes

    • @k6une
      @k6une 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Your opponent will see that coming, it's a rather harder technique

    • @spiderjerusalem
      @spiderjerusalem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Not against a GM I suppose. They simply wont play d5.

    • @ThatNerdAlbert
      @ThatNerdAlbert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes.

  • @MothFable
    @MothFable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    i love how he immediatley cuts from chess strats to missiles and remains super composed the entire time.

  • @changebunny1442
    @changebunny1442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "see you in the next chess tutorial"
    Never creates the next chess tutorial

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The tutorial to end all tutorials.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      To be fair after pulling off such a decisive move is there really any need for another tutorial to begin with?

    • @filipvass8480
      @filipvass8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bamboozled

    • @wepe92
      @wepe92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do you need next chess tutorial anyway, the board is already destroyed

    • @iceman7757
      @iceman7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don't need more tutorials once you have an ICBM

  • @keatoncudd2365
    @keatoncudd2365 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As the saying goes, “don’t bring a chess board to a intercontinental ballistic missile fight”