jokes we honestly shouldn't get away with

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  • @Gurn33y
    @Gurn33y ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    i literally just listened to doos fly me to the moon cover, thought it was the most angelic thing i have ever experienced, then watched this 💀

    • @jotawwwooo
      @jotawwwooo ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Sounds about right

    • @jamescurfman3284
      @jamescurfman3284 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It's the duality for me...

    • @player00024
      @player00024 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Welcome brethren, you have been initiated

    • @zacharyreid7557
      @zacharyreid7557 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      one of us, one of us

    • @VvmpL0re
      @VvmpL0re ปีที่แล้ว +17

      welcome to the channel..

  • @kevin_winegar48
    @kevin_winegar48 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    “I knew you were a bottom feeder” and that whole SpongeBob sequence of events had me dying💀

    • @albadude1922
      @albadude1922 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SpongeBob is the goat

    • @leechion2933
      @leechion2933 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know I was mid dab hit n fuckin burnt myself by launching my honey dabber out my fuckin mouth when I saw this from Soup Swagger or Mc Nasty's side. I cant remember who. I went from laughing to screaming for mercy in seconds.

  • @alphnxyt
    @alphnxyt ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    seems like you got away with it

    • @Lemongrab_
      @Lemongrab_ ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Seems like you got a dump truck

    • @ericlorenzo9306
      @ericlorenzo9306 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lemongrab_ 🫦

    • @alphnxyt
      @alphnxyt ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Lemon grab69_420 i do

    • @snoopdogg64
      @snoopdogg64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seems like youre unfunny

    • @eduardomeza2432
      @eduardomeza2432 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems

  • @shaunhowbowdat
    @shaunhowbowdat ปีที่แล้ว +208

    as a marine, you’re jokes are the best. i could never survive in airsoft 😂

    • @Young_buck2423
      @Young_buck2423 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @felixberthou7351
      @felixberthou7351 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the music that plays at that point?

    • @ZekSanchez
      @ZekSanchez ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your* had to do it

    • @Dom_2323
      @Dom_2323 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@felixberthou7351 the Army Theme 😭😭

    • @HuginnTheNord
      @HuginnTheNord ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@Zek Sanchez he's a marine he don't know correct grammar

  • @eyelean66
    @eyelean66 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I am thoroughly enjoying the contrast between his music side and his gaming/podcast sides lol it’s a fucking treat when there’s a sprinkle of a combination of it all here and there 😂 Keep up the great work!

  • @maybe_josh
    @maybe_josh ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I have no idea why "Catfish Exoskeleton" got me dying

  • @francescoferraro4024
    @francescoferraro4024 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “I had to respec” is one of the funniest things I have ever heard

  • @parallelogrum7967
    @parallelogrum7967 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:43 Mcnasty kinda clean with it tho

  • @JaredR1996
    @JaredR1996 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    As always a goons video is an instant click for me

  • @xdeimosz
    @xdeimosz ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Every single video I wind up in tears laughing, it never fails to amaze me that you guys never run out of stupid ass humor 😂 love the content Dooo

  • @1997HondaCivic
    @1997HondaCivic ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This didn't get put on the main channel because it isn't funny enough, it's here because is too funny.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Tobi’s great, he takes the jokes in stride and doesn’t get offended

  • @BradleyRhea
    @BradleyRhea ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Man, every time a new video comes up I have to stop what I'm doing and watch it.

  • @stratonicc2651
    @stratonicc2651 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    just got told my crush didnt like me, and the very first joke made me cry of laughter. thank you so much for keeping me up in a bad time, love u

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get well soon👍

    • @imthatguy5878
      @imthatguy5878 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      head up bro

    • @N..P..
      @N..P.. ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can't blame her.

    • @MonkeMan2.0
      @MonkeMan2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gonna need more than a single goon video for that.

    • @gregziel
      @gregziel ปีที่แล้ว +9

      keep your head up. So many other people are out there. If you're in middle school/high school don't sweat it. Wait till college or you are 18+ and try the dating app scene. Just take your time with it and don't swipe constantly. Short concise and to the point or go out to social functions and try to meet people there in time when you are ready and have sprung back from this. You got this random person on the internet. have a good one.

  • @AB-yq6bq
    @AB-yq6bq ปีที่แล้ว +7

    just refreshed to see this. Dooo you are the best

  • @theman13532
    @theman13532 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:49 me when i freeze my paintballs in liquid nitrogen before going into the paintball field (hilarious prank)

  • @flowershop7610
    @flowershop7610 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a Marine
    We play airsoft all the time
    But I have deep respect for the brave souls who dare play paintball

  • @stingermaple03
    @stingermaple03 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:06
    Never spat out my drink so fast.

  • @_Umbrael_
    @_Umbrael_ ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:15 anybody else notice the guy failing miserably to snipe the dooo in the background?

    • @bretfine688
      @bretfine688 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @arukado6753
      @arukado6753 ปีที่แล้ว

      I briefly thought they couldn't deal dmg in the warm-up, after 4k+ hrs of gameplay.. that's how bad it was.

  • @LeoKoyote64
    @LeoKoyote64 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:50 as they said "pop up" my computer gave me an antivirus notification

  • @Saroma-hq4vu
    @Saroma-hq4vu ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:28
    “God job”

  • @steelsmith6230
    @steelsmith6230 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You shouldn't gotten away with it, but I am glad you did.

  • @jettgary8170
    @jettgary8170 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Gary I knew you're a bottom feeder" this makes me feel so weird cause I have Gary in my name

    • @WorldGoods
      @WorldGoods ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe stop doing it then if it makes you feel weird

    • @jettgary8170
      @jettgary8170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WorldGoods Very true, good money though

    • @pockets5722
      @pockets5722 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gary lol thats funny

  • @10-0tactical
    @10-0tactical ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:27 anyone who works/worked fast food got instant PTSD from the *bEeDoObeE* fricken fryer. I claim 100% service related disability after hearing that again

    • @Kuzumai
      @Kuzumai ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the MA doesn't find your claim to be service related. here is some motrin and change your socks.

  • @dimitrijensk2845
    @dimitrijensk2845 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:05 I refuse to believe call centers don’t do this

  • @Pyr_Br
    @Pyr_Br ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:00 "he's pulling his glock out!!"

  • @troycallypso815
    @troycallypso815 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the paintball bit soup, Doooo! Get the gang to play it!

  • @brandonhillgoth699
    @brandonhillgoth699 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:51 AAAHAHAHHA

  • @hxp3978
    @hxp3978 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this kind of comedy always makes me laugh :)

  • @virgilsyours
    @virgilsyours ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this man

  • @jonathenbartholomew5953
    @jonathenbartholomew5953 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is awesome, I was casually listening to thedooo’s cover of the sound of silence and stumbled upon this😂

  • @Sloewjam
    @Sloewjam ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:56 without context 😂

    • @ma8jbr
      @ma8jbr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The vid was release 4 minutes ago!? 😂😂

    • @EndProtector
      @EndProtector ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. Clicked on it and it was...

    • @Spank_Blanket
      @Spank_Blanket ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hah!

  • @z3r0c0o1
    @z3r0c0o1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:58 holy crap that's a blurred Quake 3 Arena Rocket Launcher icon!

  • @Yiklo
    @Yiklo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:41 a certain mustache having man holds the world record for gassiest man

    • @mEmEzMaN...
      @mEmEzMaN... ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It took me a second to register what you meant

  • @wyvern_warrior
    @wyvern_warrior ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:07 with the previous edits I was hoping for an edit of the Queen with the RuneScape rainbow Afro when McNasty said Rainbow weave

  • @Naviorem
    @Naviorem ปีที่แล้ว +8

    every time i see this footage, no matter the perspective, I do a double take when they say Ivan

  • @JasonJebezSam
    @JasonJebezSam ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video is a certified hood classic! I did the laugh haha

  • @redflame8328
    @redflame8328 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Funny as always

    • @v1ncesmom114
      @v1ncesmom114 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where'd u get the pfp from bc I like it

  • @Dylan-bs6pz
    @Dylan-bs6pz ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the funniest video I’ve seen this hour

  • @amsoil_connoisseur2710
    @amsoil_connoisseur2710 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the jokes that truly find that line then to blur that line and go across it

  • @s.owl9
    @s.owl9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The McDonald french fry alert sounds like the beginning to an Irish Jig, on the flute, getting cut off after the first 3 notes. I can easily imagine a leprechaun peeking from the corners of the screen for a split second every time it sounds.

  • @akvmu_zzz
    @akvmu_zzz ปีที่แล้ว

    lmaoo i enjoy this humor

  • @getrektnoob25
    @getrektnoob25 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NOT THE SQUIDWARD BIT💀

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wanna see a prank call where he just drops an out of nowhere question like that

  • @derelect3164
    @derelect3164 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks to this, I will now answer every call I get. And ask the most awkward questions I can of telemarketers.

  • @Khual
    @Khual ปีที่แล้ว

    You never failed to make me hate my night

  • @eddawg79
    @eddawg79 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The opening of this video now has me wanting a family feud with gamers going against each other. Could you imagine the Goons vs the Vanoss Crew on Family Feud.

  • @c4oria
    @c4oria ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the goons are the best content creators on TH-cam

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Random fact about Queen Elizabeth II - I live about 40 mins away from where she died (I live in Aberdeen, she died Balmoral Castle), and they transported her body in a hearse not far from my home so I went “why not”, and there were thousands of folk all lined up, and thousands all the way down to Edinburgh along the main roads (some of our Aberdeenshire farmers even lined up, as did horse riders).
    When she eventually got to Edinburgh her coffin draped in the Scottish Royal Standard got flown to England and I believe was the most tracked flight online in history (using radar apps and was live streamed) with just shy of 5 million views. Even when Prince Charles (before becoming King) was flying to Aberdeen airport he didn’t even get 1/10 of those views.
    So yes, they really did drag her around the countries before she got buried, I didn’t wait long to see the hearse go by as I lived near the road they drove on from Balmoral and you literally got a glimpse of the hearse, and then folk were like “was that it…?”
    Also another random fact: after staff found out the Queen was dead at Aberdeen airport? A couple were seen flossing on live TV, so that happened.

  • @Fool_ish
    @Fool_ish ปีที่แล้ว +1

    09:25 flies actually puke at food to digest it since they can't chew and then drink it so it might be worse

  • @oogabooga3298
    @oogabooga3298 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are the reason why I love the smell of coom in the mornin

  • @the_angrymoose
    @the_angrymoose 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When the Army music hits "This is why we do this, this is why we do this!"

  • @animepfpsr4virgins964
    @animepfpsr4virgins964 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Tobi always with a solid joke or two

    • @randomguyonwifi
      @randomguyonwifi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sorry am new to the whole goons group, who's tobi?

    • @Syrr7777
      @Syrr7777 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@randomguyonwifi Tobi part of the misfits. Another group

    • @randomguyonwifi
      @randomguyonwifi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Syrr7777 ooh thanks!

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Syrr7777 ok I was about to say, I don't remember em bein with these guys even though I've been watching this group for years now

  • @reddemon8802
    @reddemon8802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The steve harvey shit with the catfish exoskeleton is so funny for no reason

  • @eddielopez7633
    @eddielopez7633 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Reptile nachos" never thought it'd hear that in my entire life

  • @MrPrezzSniping
    @MrPrezzSniping ปีที่แล้ว

    Being from Michigan blasted this is hilarious 😂

  • @theredwolf2433
    @theredwolf2433 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Dooo its 4pm!" *me who wakes up at 4pm tp go to work* uhhhhh yeahhhh

  • @josecarlosacosta8159
    @josecarlosacosta8159 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:27 did doo had a stoke?

  • @levirenfert3851
    @levirenfert3851 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITTTT

  • @pockets5722
    @pockets5722 ปีที่แล้ว

    The noise at the end. Sounded like an airbag 🤣🤣

  • @linkzero2
    @linkzero2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Horse Jello is just the fancy way to say glue

  • @Cobrass67
    @Cobrass67 ปีที่แล้ว

    love that end tune, is it an actual song?

  • @ljsavage651
    @ljsavage651 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is anyone gonna talk about the guy at 0:17 that shot 4 times and still missed a still target

  • @Deathstroke04
    @Deathstroke04 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your the goons not having a filter is what we love bout y’all no homo

  • @oblivious116
    @oblivious116 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:38 aight, bet, don't worry, we got time xd

  • @h1dd3n_36
    @h1dd3n_36 ปีที่แล้ว

    love when i am early to these videos!! I LOVE YOU DOO

  • @BockRottom
    @BockRottom ปีที่แล้ว

    The quiet kid one got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AJStubblefield
    @AJStubblefield ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Andrew Tate: *spawns in room*
    *Dark Souls music starts playing*

  • @christiannavarrete3521
    @christiannavarrete3521 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goons and friends fs a different breed, Snoop Frog- I am speechless

  • @fitnessforafuture1770
    @fitnessforafuture1770 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The marines joke had me dead

  • @Gigaknight1
    @Gigaknight1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh why Michigan though, we all ain't that bad

    • @Itben69
      @Itben69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Naaah, we are

  • @mightypensword
    @mightypensword ปีที่แล้ว

    You know the tech support best of would be amazing

  • @The_Real_Blockman810
    @The_Real_Blockman810 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My friend works at a McDonald's and every time he hears that beeping sound not at work its like Vietnam flashbacks 2:17

    • @Squi-A-tone
      @Squi-A-tone ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *fortunate son slowly fades in*

  • @Blank55600
    @Blank55600 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Authentic Dead Queen"
    Words I never thought I'd hear.

  • @louisrobitaille5810
    @louisrobitaille5810 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:17 Fun fact, you could nuke the whole state of Michigan with a single Tsar Bomba (at full power, not like the one that was detonated by the Russians).

  • @n0nsense7
    @n0nsense7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Michigan line haha

  • @kasenchristensen
    @kasenchristensen ปีที่แล้ว

    falling asleep to this video. wish me luck my dreams are gonna be wild

  • @HayesL
    @HayesL ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that Dooo watches Survivor ;)

  • @AbsTrebs
    @AbsTrebs ปีที่แล้ว

    big up the queen!!!

  • @dexterr8774
    @dexterr8774 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like the melody on the outro song, can someone pls tell me what the song is?

  • @nothingyet7253
    @nothingyet7253 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a Michigander, we get constant bomb threats state wide

  • @gayvalds
    @gayvalds ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how casual the inclusion of the Misfits is
    Edit:
    *Dooo as Lady Gaga*: "There could be 100 people in a room, 99 homosexuals, but it takes ONE straight to believe in you"

  • @nenadfilipovic865
    @nenadfilipovic865 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 legit don't know how you didn't get FBI open up after that one poor Michigan🤣

  • @niceswan01
    @niceswan01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He can't keep getting away with it

  • @mandothesavage1018
    @mandothesavage1018 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro i got yelled at for laughing so much

  • @jaxondesselles2335
    @jaxondesselles2335 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was laughing and almost started my pants

  • @kyoumasama7093
    @kyoumasama7093 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Other people would be cancelled immediately. I love you guys

  • @alanamarie1518
    @alanamarie1518 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:13 so thats the loud noise I heard last night

  • @RaventhortheWarrior
    @RaventhortheWarrior ปีที่แล้ว

    Every day I wonder more and more how I'll ever find a specific video of yours, when you've self-cancelled 40 times

  • @whateverwhocares3805
    @whateverwhocares3805 ปีที่แล้ว

    Could you imagine call center funny moments? That shit would be insane!

  • @bluez_c1u3s4
    @bluez_c1u3s4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He can’t keep getting away with this

  • @nico5108
    @nico5108 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flies actually vomit on your food, they just let the acid dissolve whatever they want to eat, then slurp it up

  • @reillyroberts5376
    @reillyroberts5376 ปีที่แล้ว

    The marine jokes all their missing is crayons

  • @reaper0fmemes
    @reaper0fmemes ปีที่แล้ว

    2:29 gets me every time for some reason

  • @Code3GamingOfficial
    @Code3GamingOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

    Armored Catfish does have an exoskeleton. Though its in an Invasive Species to the U.S. it's illegal to release but to keep

  • @dylanmcintire7677
    @dylanmcintire7677 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stay away from the mitten we have a shark attached by a bridge and Detroit and I don’t think you can handle either.

  • @biznatch112
    @biznatch112 ปีที่แล้ว

    Call centre funny moment

  • @ThePriorityAlpha
    @ThePriorityAlpha ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more 😩

  • @josiahedwards1262
    @josiahedwards1262 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:07 is a true Ohio moment

  • @CopperConner
    @CopperConner ปีที่แล้ว

    i used to work at macdonalds and that fry machine sound gives me vietnam flashbacks