Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within - The Weirdest Movie We've Watched

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  • @foolishcious1807
    @foolishcious1807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    Fun fact, the main character was supposed to be a "virtual actor" who would appear in multiple movies as different characters. But it, uh, didn't work

  • @NDHFilms
    @NDHFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3209

    This movie generated a lot of press when it came out. It might seem silly now, but watching the trailer as a kid, I wondered if it was live-action or not. Nowadays, super-realistic CGI is commonplace, but in 2001 it was unheard-of. There was serious talk that Aki Ross, the female lead in the movie, would become a "star" in her own right, and act alongside people in live-action movies.

    • @theswampus670
      @theswampus670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      oh the days of early CGI...

    • @wyldshot666
      @wyldshot666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Agree with you !!! At that time, it looked amazing !!!

    • @iamfishmind
      @iamfishmind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I was 10 and to me at the time it was almost photorealistic

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This movie GENERATED a lot of press...
      I see what you did there. Whether you intended or not.

    • @OddLlama
      @OddLlama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This movie blew my mind with the cgi.

  • @royalRoy5
    @royalRoy5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    „I don‘t need medicine, I need a gun.“ is the most USA-ish thing I‘ve ever heard.

    • @ethankrieger1210
      @ethankrieger1210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      We Americans shoot the wound close, common American medicine.

    • @royalRoy5
      @royalRoy5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Cassius4 Last time I said american in that context, some dude from south america got mad at me xD

    • @kamatariedgar3603
      @kamatariedgar3603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@royalRoy5 Lol, yes, we hate that. All "Estadounidenses" are "Americanos" but not all "Americanos" are "Estadounidenses".

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Literally the Republican party platform

    • @Eutikus
      @Eutikus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arturdelima1230 I’m sorry?

  • @the_joend8439
    @the_joend8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "I can't picture people sitting down in a theater and watching this..."
    Look mate, I sat down and watched this when i was a kid. You callin' me a liar?

    • @ChilloHaus
      @ChilloHaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pics, or it didn't happen.

    • @ivanb4681
      @ivanb4681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too... imagine my surprise when there was nothing remotely resembling ff in the movie 😑

    • @the_joend8439
      @the_joend8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ChilloHaus yeah hang on, let me get my circa 20001disposable camera out

    • @ChilloHaus
      @ChilloHaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the_joend8439 😂 good times

    • @ChilloHaus
      @ChilloHaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivanb4681 same 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @dr.s8972
    @dr.s8972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    *Unsolicited, non-consensual Life Is Strange Footage*

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      That was so cereal.
      God, I hate that game

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Satherian Me too! Fuck that game!

    • @jvnxiie2441
      @jvnxiie2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That was so cereal
      I don’t get it but I wanna be apart of this

    • @webdude15
      @webdude15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Satherian lol what was so bad about it XD

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@webdude15 Besides it being teen angst simulator for annoying rich white kids?

  • @Stillnotgoated
    @Stillnotgoated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    I’m surprised JJ Abrams didn’t add this to the cloverfield universe...

    • @19_dedgorl
      @19_dedgorl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ... Don't tempt fate my friend...

    • @joshuaowens2418
      @joshuaowens2418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This seems like some Cloverfield shit

    • @Stillnotgoated
      @Stillnotgoated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Murcia doxial *sweating profusely*

  • @TheJege12
    @TheJege12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    10:30 "It's every movie and it's every game, but it's not Final Fantasy"
    Exactly.

    • @JohnScigulinsky
      @JohnScigulinsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      okay, but what is even the connection between FF VII and FF IX? Or FF XIII? How about VIII and XV? I mean, they are all different worlds and universes, I don't feel like there's any kind of "pattern" that each Final Fantasy game follows. 🤷‍♂️ Sure, this would probably be the least imaginative FF story, or the "closest to actual reality" one, but still.

    • @mandarinduck
      @mandarinduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's a party of characters that go on a journey around the world to collect a specific number of macguffins, and there's a guy named Cid who's a scientist.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Takes place on earth for one

  • @teammartin95
    @teammartin95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "I told you, I'm not gonna leave this place! There are fricken spirits out there!"
    -"That may be. But there are SPIRITS WITHIN too."
    *both turn and look at the camera*

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't invoke a sequel!

  • @ashglory6132
    @ashglory6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    Fun fact: If you have the original Dvd copy of Spirits Within. There's a secret button on the Disc 2 menu that shows you a slideshow of the main female character in a bikini

    • @JurzGarz
      @JurzGarz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

      Oh, the utter shamelessness of early 2000s geek culture.

    • @kamikage9420
      @kamikage9420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I just so happen to have such a dvd.

    • @TheBakuganmaster99
      @TheBakuganmaster99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@JurzGarz every generation

    • @bartholen
      @bartholen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Oh Japan...

    • @ferro1398
      @ferro1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      She was also the first fictional woman to be voted as one of the sexiest woman ever in FHM.

  • @rosecocca524
    @rosecocca524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    "Square Pictures"
    Me: Isn't that a rectangle?

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha.

    • @TheYoutubaki
      @TheYoutubaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol my thoughts exactly

    • @PatrickLofstrom
      @PatrickLofstrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Squaresoft logo accentuates the triangle, so yeah. They don't know their shapes.

    • @EakinSnyder
      @EakinSnyder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn't every square also a rectangle though?

    • @Velereonics
      @Velereonics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EakinSnyder yes but it’s called square pictures, not rectangle pictures. Squares are always rectangles but very few rectangles are squares.

  • @littykitty040
    @littykitty040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I love how the only tie to Final Fantasy is there's a guy named Cid.

    • @Dorraj
      @Dorraj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      To be fair, that is a cemented point of FF games

  • @JoshGolus
    @JoshGolus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The main girl could prove to me all the secrets of the universe and I would still not believe her just for her line delivery.

  • @Nightley4
    @Nightley4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Chris Pine? Nah, the love interest guy looks like Ben Affleck.

    • @mesobococacola
      @mesobococacola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Scrolled way to much looking for THIS

    • @videoquez
      @videoquez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!!!!

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the amount of "chads" in this movie are astonishing

    • @CourtneyCoulson
      @CourtneyCoulson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah are they blind?!

    • @TheSpankeh
      @TheSpankeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw that because holy shit it bothered me.

  • @L0LWTF1337
    @L0LWTF1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I remember when I watched this movie and my grumpy dad walked in and asked how they defeated the aliens in the end and I told him they just all turned from red to blue and he was like: Ah, the cheapest special effect, changing the color.

    • @ragerodracir
      @ragerodracir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      L0LWTF1337 He knows what‘s up

    • @zluurkeaksz
      @zluurkeaksz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'm curious what he said about Mass Effect 3 ending.

    • @alexcoyg3281
      @alexcoyg3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao to the core of the problem in fewest words

  • @Tauramehtar
    @Tauramehtar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "Imagine going into the theater to watch this."
    Yeah that was me. Still remember seeing it with my best friend at the time.
    May he RIP.

    • @sebbus
      @sebbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F

    • @antoniorodriguez162
      @antoniorodriguez162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rest In Peace homie if Tauramehtar

    • @vandagylon2885
      @vandagylon2885 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      May he rip and tear.

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      RIP in peace 😔

    • @kinggreen5424
      @kinggreen5424 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Seeing this in the theater would’ve been incredible

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    That line from Life is Strange is more exciting than this movie.

  • @fin_is_sad
    @fin_is_sad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    I vote for more Cosmonaut Picture Show

    • @jvnxiie2441
      @jvnxiie2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hunter_F I second this

    • @generalkenobi066
      @generalkenobi066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is the best content on his channel

    • @quince8355
      @quince8355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’ve watched the tall girl one like 5 times

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree amen

    • @hollowludens5861
      @hollowludens5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sub to the patreon for the full length reactions my guy.

  • @DOOMsword7
    @DOOMsword7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Also: remember this came out in 2001. The same year as Shrek and Monsters Inc. I'd say when it comes to 'realistic human' it has both those movies beat. I'd say Monsters Inc is the most visually impressive overall tho

    • @rctecopyright
      @rctecopyright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      That's what gets me. Ragging on the graphics of a near 20 year old movie. Super low hanging fruit. They tried making something revolutionary and failed spectacularly. It's a trainwreck but I sorta respect the attempt

    • @DOOMsword7
      @DOOMsword7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rctecopyright I agree!

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The CGI is actually good, it's just the designs are bad. The design and the environments in Shrek/Monsters Inc is more interesting to watch. Everything there is so much more expressive and fun to look at, this though is just CGI people talking in closed rooms, something you could have made look better by just doing it in real life. The main benefit from doing this would've been having monsters who feel like they're in the same universe as the humans, instead of having CGI monstrosities alongside real people, but they didn't even do that.

    • @Orynae
      @Orynae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@rctecopyright Yeah, like what did they expect? it's *old* CGI. This movie sure did a lot of things wrong, but the graphics are impressive for its time.

    • @Jon.A.Scholt
      @Jon.A.Scholt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I saw this in the theatre as a senior in high school after years of growing up playing FF and let me say, my friends and I were not thrilled. It was just so antiseptic and had none of the earned emotions of a FF game. Also, my friends and I all thought it's design was all too influenced by FF8, a very mediocre entry between the all time great 7 and the all time underrated 9

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "it's literally the cheapest option"
    except no it's not, because rendering transparent/translucent, PLUS emissive objects, which affect global illumination, is literally combination of the two most expensive options, performance-wise.

    • @Achlucide
      @Achlucide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I might be wrong but I don't think their renders have any reflection/refraction information. It literally just looks like the default "glow" material in Houdini with the "inverted" turned on. So it's actually a pretty cheap render! As for the illumination they could very well have used animated lights to recreate it, or just a specular indirect map coming from the glow material :)

    • @KillahMate
      @KillahMate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That would be the case now, or at any point within the last 10-15 years, but this is 2001 - they were a) almost certainly a separate pass that was then composited in with translucency, and b) _certainly_ not affecting global illumination because it wasn't yet close to being used in film renderers - the lighting would have all been faked by hand, including lighting from emissive objects.

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KillahMate Yeah, if they're doing the lighting by hand that would explain why nearly every scene is bathed in such lifeless grey

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KillahMate What. Real time coloured dynamic lighting was in IDTech 3. In 1997. Raytraced lighting for static renders was a thing in the 80s. Did high budget CGI honestly use prebaked lighting in 2001?

  • @ShowBizNetwork
    @ShowBizNetwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It should have been called “Final Fantasy: The Phantom Menace”. Missed opportunity.

  • @sansargonauts346
    @sansargonauts346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    fun fact lmao this movie was made back when the company was just "square" (who made final fantasy) and enix (who made dragon quest) - enix had a bad financial year and had been struggling for a minute. Square was making hella money at the time but this film was such a catastrophic failure that they ended up doing a merger to survive

    • @ThejollyFrenchman
      @ThejollyFrenchman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      If I remember correctly, Square and Enix were already planning to make a have the merger, but the movie's failure nearly scuttled the deal.

    • @sansargonauts346
      @sansargonauts346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThejollyFrenchman you're probably right, I remember reading this in a magazine when i was a tiny baby boy (would have been k-zone or playstation magazine). the fact that video game journalism did not do quite as good a job of fact checking 15 years ago leads me to potentially doubt the story's validity - but damn is it a fun story to tell hahah

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sans Argonauts or you just remember it wrong

    • @ThejollyFrenchman
      @ThejollyFrenchman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sans Argonauts There's a series on TH-cam called Wha Happun that does a deep dive on the background of various game and movie disasters. They recently did one on Spirits Within. I'd recommend it, if you're interested on getting the full story. There were a lot of bad decisions going on in the background.

    • @mavielor7394
      @mavielor7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      square soft

  • @YTRingoster
    @YTRingoster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Imagine this being your introduction to FF as a kid
    I remember seeing the games on shelves for the first time and thinking 'wait, there's HOW many of these? Why does that dude have a sword? WHERE ARE THE SPACESHIPS?'

    • @vocalcalibration8033
      @vocalcalibration8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      This was my intro to FF as well.

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL.

    • @humbugryerson8845
      @humbugryerson8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was my intro to ff took a few years to become a fan

    • @BioGoji-zm5ph
      @BioGoji-zm5ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This actually was my introduction to the franchise. The phantoms terrified me as a kid. I used to have nightmares about them.

    • @Caghoule
      @Caghoule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was my intro too, loved this movie as a kid and didnt understand why all the games were so wierd and fantasy lol

  • @DarthFennec
    @DarthFennec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Everyone I talked to about this movie hated it because "it has nothing to do with the games so it's not really a Final Fantasy movie".
    Meanwhile none of the Final Fantasy games have anything to do with each other at all.

    • @Gabrielc_14
      @Gabrielc_14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thats true but they all have atleast a couple things in common like magic or summons i think thats what people are going for when they say nothing to do with final fantasy

    • @dessappy
      @dessappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      gurl, It's called Final Fantasy not Final Sci-Fi.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yup. Storywise, it's much closer to the older FFs than FF12, 13, 15, and even 7 and 8.
      But it was full sci-fi so it's not FF. Fans can be so stupid sometimes.

    • @Ponakalaranjit456
      @Ponakalaranjit456 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why Not Make A Movie Based on Final Fantasy Vi

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ponakalaranjit456
      It already exists and it's called Star Wars.

  • @AntoineBandele
    @AntoineBandele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Kingsglaive is slightly better.

    • @wollve
      @wollve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh hey your here

    • @NinjaSox7
      @NinjaSox7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Advent Children is significantly better (will die on the hill that Advent Children is good FOR FF7, NOT MOVIE FANS IN GENERAL)

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently there was an anime movie back in the day and an anime series

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NinjaSox7 Complete edition is even better

  • @j.r.1704
    @j.r.1704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Fun fact: when this movie bombed at the box office Enix held off of merging with Square because it looked like they were going to go bankrupt due to how much they spent to make this movie and how little they got on their return. Enix only became convinced to merge because Final Fantasy X and Kingdom Hearts were huge financial successes.

    • @Dsrgreyy
      @Dsrgreyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      J.R. Was FFX and Kingdom Hearts square soft or square Enix?

    • @RatherWatchThemSA
      @RatherWatchThemSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      KH1 was definitely Squaresoft, I remember that explicitly.

    • @desiladygamer2076
      @desiladygamer2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Dsrgreyy FFX and KH1 were Squaresoft. FFX-2 and KH2 were Square Enix.

    • @f181234
      @f181234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      J.R. But Squaresoft already huge with the past Final Fantasy games and this movie was right after FF7, FF8 and FF9 which were all really successful games they had tons of Cash on hand already

    • @DarknessAve
      @DarknessAve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      From what I've read Square/Enix has always had serious financial issues up until FF14 relaunch and the mobile games. I could be mistaken because I read about it years ago.

  • @cristinagarcia1652
    @cristinagarcia1652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    I saw this in theaters with my parents, I was like "YES I'll get to introduce Final Fantasy to my parents, they're gonna love it!" ...I was embarrassed

    • @ameliasv222
      @ameliasv222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's literally my worst nightmare 😂😂

    • @thegumonyourshoes
      @thegumonyourshoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Man... I feel sorry for you.

    • @HiDefHDMusic
      @HiDefHDMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was confused, I had to tell them the video game was different so I didn’t really get it either lol

    • @HavanaSyndrome69
      @HavanaSyndrome69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved it. I was 10 years old though and FF10 had come out recently (also had jawdropping cutscenes for the time)

    • @Thinepheonix
      @Thinepheonix ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s devastating Omg 😭

  • @therealrishon3227
    @therealrishon3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I remember when I watched this movie with my refreshing bottle of Pepsi and my cup of perfectly blended noodles

  • @30walls28
    @30walls28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I like Dan. I think he’s your perfect partner for commentary.

    • @ohc1492
      @ohc1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      While looking all cute and s*it...

    • @TheScienceguy77
      @TheScienceguy77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ohc1492 thank you for your kind words

    • @johnbarrientosiii6586
      @johnbarrientosiii6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s the best

    • @PlayerXIII
      @PlayerXIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheScienceguy77 hey great commentary. Yall had some fun riffs, would love to see more, post covid

    • @arnoldjacob5711
      @arnoldjacob5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think Marcus and the girl are funnier commentary together

  • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
    @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I wish the *THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS* caption would fly in front of my face every time I comptemplated the outcome of something stupid I was about to do, music included.

    • @chrish7543
      @chrish7543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You say that but without warning that would be terrifying, like imagine if you thought “what if I randomly died eating this sandwich lol” and you hear the music in the distance

  • @TheFirehands150
    @TheFirehands150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    The only thing they got right: They added a guy named Cid

    • @hind__
      @hind__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Spelled Sid tho. So not even

    • @Nero_PR
      @Nero_PR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hind__ Woof!

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SID
      WHY?

    • @BetaXeeta
      @BetaXeeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hind damn, they just left the boys Biggs and Wedge

    • @kermitwithamustache3885
      @kermitwithamustache3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And a Chocobo too

  • @aerialrave5911
    @aerialrave5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    7:47 Wow the Sora voice is actually really good, it sounds so much like him honestly.

  • @sapphic_sophie
    @sapphic_sophie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Saying “they made the enemies translucent to only make half a render” is like saying “they didn’t film it in front of a green screen, that way they won’t have to remove the green screen behind the actors!” It’s not easier that way, it’s harder.

  • @jarabass11
    @jarabass11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Imagine going into the theater to watch this" Not only that, my dad took me - might be the first time I felt dissapointed at a film for no reason

    • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
      @KatieLHall-fy1hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alberto Jara yay for father-kid theater outings! My dad took me to Men in Black 2 and we both left the theater shaking our heads XD

  • @ArcDragoon
    @ArcDragoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Fun Fact:
    Square Enix was pushing for a new form of actors and actresses. Basically, they were attempting to make Hatsune Miku before Miku. Their plan was to promote the CGI actors so that all future movies would use these actor models.

    • @pablox98
      @pablox98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, the girl even appeared in a magazine wearing, like, a sexy bikini (y mean the cgi girl)

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It reminds me of kubrick and his robot actor idea for AI... And it had similar results

  • @ScrungleCat
    @ScrungleCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Lemon, get us back to New York" KJASDLGFSDJGJDLSK

  • @ironsentinel6047
    @ironsentinel6047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The problem is that they named the movie "Final Fantasy".

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, people seem to expect for Cloud and Squall and Chocobo and Bahamut to be in this film.

    • @BetaXeeta
      @BetaXeeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      budakbaong siah look I’m fine with a Final Fantasy installment that is a movie, but you gotta at least have the game staples

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BetaXeeta
      And what are these game staples?

    • @BetaXeeta
      @BetaXeeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      budakbaong siah you know, Chocobos, support items like potions, tents, Phoenix downs, legacy characters like Cid, Biggs and Wedge, Cactuar, stuff like that

    • @Ponakalaranjit456
      @Ponakalaranjit456 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why Not Put Firion

  • @michaelwong6050
    @michaelwong6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Just had another "holy shit I totally forgot this movie exists" moment. Thanks cosmo

    • @jvnxiie2441
      @jvnxiie2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Wong ur welcome Wanda!

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "I'm Dan."
    "And I'm not."

  • @Santana_Art
    @Santana_Art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I don’t remember Florida being in Final Fantasy”

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Don’t you dare disrespect the good name of Bionicle by comparing them to this!
    Hell, Legend Reborn is better than this!

  • @nanoff815
    @nanoff815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Had this DVD as a kid. Never realized it was supposed to be a Final Fantasy movie.

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Marcus: “I haven’t seen this movie before”
    Also Marcus: *Predicts the whole movie*

    • @fantasmacstrp9239
      @fantasmacstrp9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I mean, it's a 2001 movie, it's easily predictable...

    • @jalderink
      @jalderink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fantasmacstrp9239 You call that reasoning? Any movie made in the past is predictable? It's not hard to predict your future..

    • @charliecox5803
      @charliecox5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@jalderink Ha you got him, what an idiot. only a big alpha brain like you could have worked out that not all movies are the same
      Epic Reasoning gamer

    • @perhaps1094
      @perhaps1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jalderink 🤦‍♂️

    • @jensmarkgraf
      @jensmarkgraf ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine this sitting right aside, trying to enjoy the film :D

  • @The_AGL_Group
    @The_AGL_Group 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Bionicle started in 2001
    okay
    But for real using the term "Bionicles" gets you Ganon Banned by the fanbase

    • @puppetstudio4989
      @puppetstudio4989 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...that's stupid so what's the fucking plural then

    • @succubastard1019
      @succubastard1019 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@puppetstudio4989 "Bionicle" is the name of the series/story. It comes from "biological" + "chronicle". The (main) creatures themselves are called "Toa".

  • @ThisisDaniel
    @ThisisDaniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was 17 when this film was released and deemed cutting edge back in 2001. As a fan of Final Fantasy 7, I was expecting something a lot less sci-fi related. However I enjoyed the story and the philosophical elements.
    Years later I had my thirst quenched when I watched Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children 🙏🏾

    • @FragmentedR_YT
      @FragmentedR_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s very interesting that you expected Spirits Within to be less sci-fi when FFVII has so many sci-fi elements in it.

  • @lalaace937
    @lalaace937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Imagine thinking shrek is comparable to any media.

  • @thomashageli9103
    @thomashageli9103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I wish all white people looked like Chris pine in real life, I’d feel a lot better about myself

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Imagine seeing this in the theater."
    I was there. You, uh. . .didn't miss much.

  • @jasongarman
    @jasongarman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They kept saying this movie didn't feel like Final Fantasy, but yelling "WTF is happening?" at the screen while some vague but pretty cinematic plays is the most Final Fantasy thing I can think of.

    • @FragmentedR_YT
      @FragmentedR_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, to an extent, but in the good Final Fantasy games you always know why all that crazy shit is happening... even if it isn’t right away.

  • @MrAsthmatic
    @MrAsthmatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I was so confused watching this movie as a kid, wondering what this movie had to do with the games.

    • @cliff9092
      @cliff9092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same lmao I thought this movie sucked ass when I was a kid. So confused and bored

    • @datzfatz2368
      @datzfatz2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The whole Terra/Earth vs Gaia thing and the Souls kind of reminds me of FF9 but i dunno if thats intentional..?^^

  • @Matriculon
    @Matriculon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I remember how the animation in this blew my mind back then.
    Kinda shows how far we've come.

  • @AngelicOblivion90
    @AngelicOblivion90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    when I was a kid and saw the trailers for this movie, me and my parents were excited for this movie. I unironically loved this movie as a child. at the time I didn't know final fantasy was a video game series, it just looked cool to me and my parents. This movie was my first experience with final fantasy.
    Then my older brother came back from the military in 2003 and introduce me to the video games. he first show me kingdom hearts and explained the final fantasy characters in the game, then told me about final fantasy 10, then final fantasy 8, then final fantasy 7.etc...
    the first final fantasy game I beat by myself was final fantasy X-2 when it first came out. I've been a final fantasy fan ever since.

  • @ironclad6471
    @ironclad6471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I saw this in theater and loved this movie as a kid. Looking at it now I feel like it was close to being good, with a bit better writing and pacing it would be vastly improved. A lot of things they are referencing in this vid actually hadn't even come out yet (like Halo).

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I remember seeing this bullshit in theaters and being completely confused the whole time. I still don't remember what the story is about. The souls of soldiers being ripped out by ghost aliens is the only part of the movie I ever seem to remember. The only upside for me as a viewer was not being a FF fan as a kid so I wasn't disappointed on that level, unlike a buddy of mine who is a huge fan. I asked him how well this held to the games and you can imagine the disgust that accompanied his very hateful words. 😂

    • @ivanlagrossemoule
      @ivanlagrossemoule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I kind of liked the movie but the explanation is something you forget the next day. I think it has something to do with finding the wavelengths that complement the bad spirits and and cause destructive resonance... basically it's like sound cancellation. I think. Maybe.

    • @sacta
      @sacta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I hadn't played any Final Fantasy at the time this came out and I still was super disappointed. I want to see Dragon Ball fights and those dumb giant swords, and crazy designs with spiky hair. I just got value-brand Aliens.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Steve Buscemi is in an official Final Fantasy project , I love that fact.

  • @darrishawks6033
    @darrishawks6033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I watched this movie in theatres when I was like 12 with my friend. We were the only ones in the theatre, so we ran around and played hide and seek and shit. Good times.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:55 - One of the reasons Pixar decided to make their first ever fully-CGI movie about Toys was that the technology couldn't yet render realistic-looking people. As you ca see in Toy Story 1, the humans look really creepy and everyone's skin looks like plastic. So might as well go with comical toy designs that ARE supposed to be made of plastic, to cut down on the Uncanny Valley Effect.

  • @popstarchamp
    @popstarchamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    16:56 - 17:14
    I love how this short realization just broke Marcus in one fell swoop.

    • @flyprdu
      @flyprdu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This movie was rendered on the equivalent of a cell phone. I think they're being unfair for the groundbreaking CGI of the time.

  • @cheeseguy8498
    @cheeseguy8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    i watched this movie when i was half delirious with a fever and for a while i was convinced i dreamt the whole thing

  • @Elastas
    @Elastas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw this in theaters when it came out. I was a very confused child when I left the theater with my mom. She called it "the dumbest thing Ive ever seen"

  • @mathewadams2929
    @mathewadams2929 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This movie obviously didnt age well, but i remember how cutting edge this was when it came out. A fully cg experience with non cartoon looking models was unheard of at this point.

  • @TengenToppaSalyur
    @TengenToppaSalyur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    _I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately..._
    _is any of this for real or not?_
    _None of this makes sense to me_

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *simple and clean intensifies*

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *WHEN YOU WALK AWAY-*

  • @vocalcalibration8033
    @vocalcalibration8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This was one of my sisters favorite movies when we were kids. Scared the crap out of me. What an odd odd film.

  • @DratItsMatt
    @DratItsMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I saw this in the cinema with my dad, we were absolutely blown away by the graphics, we were like, they made real people o_o

  • @RobinMcBeth
    @RobinMcBeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We WENT to see it in the theatre when it came out in 2001.
    We were 16, huge FF fans and came out of it... Mostly confused. And bored. Also hungry.

  • @mraknoo3656
    @mraknoo3656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love this movie, but it was basically a overpriced tech demo

    • @jessecollins3652
      @jessecollins3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mraknoo Kinda sounds like some other movies he reviewed.

  • @etexpatriate
    @etexpatriate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When this first came out, it was a little embarassing how desperately it was advertised to the comic-book/video-game crowd, with no clear coherence to the pitch. And nobody cared.

  • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
    @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:17 Looks like Nathan Drake didn't kill him.

  • @rushabhbhakta7181
    @rushabhbhakta7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I saw this in the theater as a really young kid - I recall I really enjoyed it but that was before I was old enough to have taste.

  • @animegirl20
    @animegirl20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I did indeed see this in the theater because I was a huge fan of Final Fantasy and I came out incredibly disappointed, hahaha.

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chances are you went in incredibly disappointing to.

    • @Davidsworldtravels
      @Davidsworldtravels 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I...I believe you

    • @animegirl20
      @animegirl20 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In 2001 I was 20, so yes I’m old. I am disappointing too, correct. It just didn’t feel like Final Fantasy to me. It’s bland. I will say, in 2001, this shit looked amazing to us, but I haven’t rewatched it since then (other than this video) and it definitely didn’t age well, heh.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dodged a meteor there
      Lucky me

  • @AmronFortis
    @AmronFortis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "In his ghost hole, HIS SOUL HOLE."
    "Oh, NO...!"

  • @AnansisLibrary
    @AnansisLibrary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “My father’s in there...” “that’s rough buddy”

  • @Longlius
    @Longlius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This movie did end up paying dividends in the long run because it got Square to invest in their own animation studio and rendering tech which is one reason why even their modern games done Unreal Engine or whatever still look so distinctive.

  • @walteririas9309
    @walteririas9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Wrooong definitely looks more like Ben Affleck lol

  • @docedcrib9079
    @docedcrib9079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i remember watching this as a kid and being how tf is this a final fantasy film lol

  • @Squicx
    @Squicx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please keep doing Cosmanut Picture shows for quarantine

  • @mintyfresh2281
    @mintyfresh2281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you thought THIS was confusing, imagine trying to rationalize this being connected to FF7 because those were the only 2 movies

  • @nempatriarch
    @nempatriarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I watched this in the theater as a kid and I loved it. The concept of the intangible alien ghosts had me on my toes the whole movie. Even now I don't think it's half as bad as people say it is

  • @LucyWest370
    @LucyWest370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    12:23 everyone who watched this movie said this at least once

  • @jkblohm9899
    @jkblohm9899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just wanna thank you all on this channel. Any time I feel like shit, no matter the situation, you guys always manage to make me laugh and put a smile on my face.

  • @imdoneplus
    @imdoneplus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What?!? How have I never seen this video? I’ve rewatched so many Cosmonaut Variety Hour videos a second time not realizing this was here.

  • @lucmorgan7238
    @lucmorgan7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    To think this was my first introduction to FF, I honestly can't remember if my family liked this so much that they watched it a lot of times, or if it was simply too long and boring so I remember like they watching multiple times, but it was actually just once.

  • @Crescent-IV
    @Crescent-IV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was my first encounter with Final Fantasy. I was really confused the entire way through.

  • @craigh4691
    @craigh4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Imagine seeing this in theaters"
    Not all of us have to imagine that.

  • @Music15404
    @Music15404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LOVE THESE KINGDOM HEARTS REFERENCES KEEP REVIEWING MOVIES PLS UR GOOD AT IT

  • @WWanted
    @WWanted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I thought Advent Children was the Final Fantasy Movie, that everyone liked

    • @MILDMONSTER1234
      @MILDMONSTER1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      >everyone liked

    • @CraftsmanShengCanweget10KSubs
      @CraftsmanShengCanweget10KSubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      is something but not the best, but the hype it generates is awesome, FFXV movie made it looks like a bitch

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It has flaws, but it’s generally well-liked. I don’t know about “everyone.”

    • @sugarplum6799
      @sugarplum6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eh, I wouldn’t call it a “good” movie but it’s visually fun to look at.

    • @KazeMemaryu
      @KazeMemaryu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Advent Children was a visual spectacle, but as part of the Final Fantasy VII canon, it achieved nothing and made some things worse in hindsight. Actually, every FFVII spinoff did that...

  • @crosbycruz495
    @crosbycruz495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Our world is in peril! Gaia the spirit of the Earth can no longer stand......" I think I've made my point.

  • @ianaraujo8869
    @ianaraujo8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's like they watched the Linkin Park's Points of Authority music video and thought "ye we could make a movie out of this shit", really wish they didnt lol

  • @umjamer
    @umjamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I totally forgot this weird-ass movie existed.

  • @deadsetcxnt7567
    @deadsetcxnt7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Earth: Exists
    Gaia: Also Exists
    Earth: Am I a joke to you?

    • @chriscostello117
      @chriscostello117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DeadSet Cxnt the only joke here are people who still use this joke format. Get some originality chump. This shit is sad.

    • @myopia9032
      @myopia9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      chris costello k boomer

  • @TheScienceguy77
    @TheScienceguy77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've never played any FF game, but from what I know about it and I have seen this movie doesn't even remotely resemble FF apart from it's animated.
    It absolutely looks like a loose adaptation of Lost Planet, Dan hit the nail on the head with that comparison.

  • @KleptoCosplayer
    @KleptoCosplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t remember it taking so long for the scary soul snatching to start

  • @DaRush
    @DaRush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I went to the theater to see this, FOR MY BIRTHDAY. I'm still depressed about it

  • @fablejoey3666
    @fablejoey3666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Yo but... "Advent Children" kinda hits different. As far as I remember that movie is pretty dope.

    • @jg1404
      @jg1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just weird dubbing issues. The action is stupid fun, and you’re mostly there to watch an HD fight between Cloud and Sephiroth, which was amazing. I’ll be honest though, I don’t remember shit about the plot. There was a plague and something about other JENOVA clones or some shit like that idk, the guy Tifa fights can split me in two.

    • @yeseldiaz3453
      @yeseldiaz3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just don't watch it dubbed.

    • @MajinLordVegeta
      @MajinLordVegeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesel Diaz but you miss out on George Newbern(Superman) as Sephiroth. Which is dope as fuck. So naw fam, gotta watch it dubbed too.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah... don't you ever, ever rewatch it then.

  • @astroaustin516
    @astroaustin516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember watching this with my brother when we were 9 and 5. Had no idea what was going on and went to sleep angry

  • @stev6963
    @stev6963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember I begged my parents to buy me this DVD for like $27.99 at the Virgin Records store when I was a kid. They always overpriced their new DVDs but I remember feeling really bad for that when I didn’t even bother to watch the movie a 2nd time.

  • @SaltySparrow
    @SaltySparrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Such a weird movie, but every time I see it on I have to watch it.

  • @untitledtwat1880
    @untitledtwat1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Idk why but something about these visual lighting effects just made my head ache when I watched this as a kid

  • @PeterRichardsandYoureNot
    @PeterRichardsandYoureNot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This movie exists simply for he technical feats they achieved. The main technical aspect was the hair on the main character and how it was the most lifelike reproduction of hair in computer animation to date. Individual strands were all rendered on independent paths to allow for more lifelike flow in movement. The money did not go into the script or rest of the production. Donald Sutherland got a huge paycheck if I remember correctly, and then it died a quick death at the theater.

  • @ianhguthrie
    @ianhguthrie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember going to see this movie in the theater when I was 8 with my best friend and his older brother. I remember literally none of the movie. Its like I can remember walking into the theater and walking out but everything in between is just gone

  • @liviousgameplay1755
    @liviousgameplay1755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    (7:56) Literally the Metroid suit interface. Still everything except FF.
    (15:11) Oml. He's actually reading the stutter directly off of the script. "No d- no drugs."
    (22:11) "Let me do the sucky. Trust me."