This Animal Is On Your Face Right Now

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  • @S2I2
    @S2I2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99564

    Imagine checking to see if you’re pregnant... but get stickbugged

    • @Snoopy_5409
      @Snoopy_5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4859

      Pregnancy test: *get stickbugged lol*

    • @itzchino668
      @itzchino668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      U Have inspired Me to Start My Own TH-cam Channel and it’s going Extremely well so Thanks 😊 ❤️🖼

    • @v1ncebuthesanactualduck547
      @v1ncebuthesanactualduck547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Hey cool you got pinned!!!

    • @daddygingging2185
      @daddygingging2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Congrats on the pin

    • @pumkingamer3140
      @pumkingamer3140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Here before this goes viral

  • @Dogloverlikesdoge
    @Dogloverlikesdoge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    "Try not to freak out, as there is nothing you can do to get rid of them."
    *YEAH THAT TOTALLY HELPS*

    • @t1trappyt16
      @t1trappyt16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening dpg

    • @rheanasmith9011
      @rheanasmith9011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      two bots...come on ive seen more

    • @lewitm4591
      @lewitm4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Memeoid E

    • @whorfianism4981
      @whorfianism4981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AxxL FOR GODS SAKE WHY ARE YOU HERE AS WELL. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR “RELATIONSHIP”.

  • @kadz3597
    @kadz3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8203

    - "There are mites living on your face right now!"
    - "Hopfully I made your day just a little better"

    • @theonpupjoy3561
      @theonpupjoy3561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      LMFAO

    • @antiRuka
      @antiRuka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Well I mean day is still a bit better, but the rest of my life knowing this?

    • @okaiee6911
      @okaiee6911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂

    • @breadsan7821
      @breadsan7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      underrated comment

    • @henrytristan7825
      @henrytristan7825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But they look like sky bison

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I love how instead of saying “don’t worry, they’re harmless,” he says “don’t worry, there’s no way to ever get rid of them.”

    • @curiosity3234
      @curiosity3234 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True

    • @Zaxares
      @Zaxares 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They ARE mostly harmless, and often beneficial. They basically eat the oil, dead skin, and bacteria on your skin, so they're actually helping keep you clean and healthy. However, for some very rare individuals they can develop an allergy to the mites or their droppings, which can manifest in skin conditions like rashes and eczema. This is very, very rare though. The vast majority of humans will have no issues at all; the mites have lived on and co-existed with us for probably tens of thousands of years.

  • @laken4079
    @laken4079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Loved how the guy helped the stranded driver! He was very courageous. I wish great things for him and hope someone would be kind enough to do that for me. ❤️

    • @nicholas6828
      @nicholas6828 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dont come to NY and break down. Even when you're completely off the road if they see you the cops harass you until they find something wrong then when you tell them that your tow truck is on the way they call one and say no thats not allowed

    • @mrfriesyumm7414
      @mrfriesyumm7414 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Waaaaaaa The bugs on my face are going to eat me

    • @jammytoast4160
      @jammytoast4160 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrfriesyumm7414 no they eat ur dead skin though

    • @HANNIBAL30ro
      @HANNIBAL30ro ปีที่แล้ว

      why? your car is gona break?

  • @michaellong1418
    @michaellong1418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5261

    "This animal is on your face right now"
    "intensely slaps face"

    • @redmamba4695
      @redmamba4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      😂

    • @kaiharrelson2592
      @kaiharrelson2592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I did so hard

    • @catmananimation2974
      @catmananimation2974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      *the slaps just pushes it in*
      to think this is my most liked thing on youtube also 69

    • @ted3k
      @ted3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe I'm the animal

    • @NickDaTiger
      @NickDaTiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What do they do tho

  • @m6narch
    @m6narch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11737

    Plot twist: Don’t worry those are actually tape mites, they live on the tape

    • @hibaaa__
      @hibaaa__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

      You made me feel calm😂

    • @josephstalin4962
      @josephstalin4962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Phantom oof

    • @xornews
      @xornews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Wont this comment blow up???

    • @tetrang-el
      @tetrang-el 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yepz

    • @zeuxlaught2797
      @zeuxlaught2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      pretty sure this comment will reach 1k from 79 likes

  • @Fnnky
    @Fnnky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Daily Dose Of Internet: theres nothing you can do to get rid of-
    me: *face covered with tape*

    • @kallemetsahalme5701
      @kallemetsahalme5701 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have this jug of sulphur acid right here im about to throw on my face. lets see who wins

    • @HeLovesZunaira
      @HeLovesZunaira ปีที่แล้ว

      U just made my day!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-pi3jj8mm6y
      @user-pi3jj8mm6y ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s actually tape mites now you just infected your whole face with mites 😂

  • @kinglettuceanimations6053
    @kinglettuceanimations6053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Never in my life did I think I would get rick rolled by a pregnancy tester.

  • @galadinowo
    @galadinowo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    "Try not to freak out, as theres no way to get rid of them."
    thAT MAKES ME FREAK OUT EVEN MORE??

    • @Ilikepats
      @Ilikepats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You have inspired me to start my own channel and its going extremely well, so thanks. 💛

    • @sushi_1233
      @sushi_1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @NTHRX-ui8zb
      @NTHRX-ui8zb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there is also mites in your eyelashes
      dont worry these mties arent harmful

    • @Wefwjenna
      @Wefwjenna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PATS BOT

    • @blazelb
      @blazelb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ilikepats stfu

  • @watts_opps7585
    @watts_opps7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7181

    “I hope I made your day a little better”
    “This bug is on your face”

  • @illuminator7709
    @illuminator7709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "try not to freak out, because there's literally nothing you can do to get rid of them"
    *THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE*

  • @jamiedtvr
    @jamiedtvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is absolutely terrifying I didn’t have to see this bug on my face! 😱

    • @cardboard9124
      @cardboard9124 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it doesn't even hurt you, it just eats dead skin then dies, repeat

    • @tad2039
      @tad2039 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t worry about them they are actually nice they just eat dead skin and don’t even poop on your face

  • @sfoliver
    @sfoliver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    “Try not to freak out, because there’s nothing you can do to get rid of them”
    Is that suppose to make me feel better?

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Well, that also implies that they're harmless. They've always been on your face and they don't really do anything you should be concerned about. We are macroscopic multicellular organisms and we have microscopic organisms all over us. These little guys are actually helpful because they eat dead skin, which can cause other problems if it's not cleared off of you

    • @milkshake-380
      @milkshake-380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They eat all the microscopic stuff on your face

    • @yeeterse9913
      @yeeterse9913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I know ya just get surgery on your face then take it out

    • @dxstiny1055
      @dxstiny1055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      me:hitting my face multiple time's
      Also me: knocked out

    • @jen_sen8508
      @jen_sen8508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matthew Jeavock take out your entire face?

  • @sage_green8-waslofty
    @sage_green8-waslofty ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Don’t worry, there are alien looking mites on your face and you can’t get rid of them.” Totally something to not worry about

    • @idontreadorreply
      @idontreadorreply ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, theres nothing to worry abt. they eat sebum and dead skin. the only time you didn't have them was when you were in the womb

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The water you drink if filled with microorganisms. Everything has animals on it.

    • @endobendo2011
      @endobendo2011 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are completely harmless, don’t worry

    • @sage_green8-waslofty
      @sage_green8-waslofty ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes i know im just joking

  • @zulimi
    @zulimi ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I got a little emotional about the dude helping the stalled car. So many people don't care, especially in traffic. Glad they got to general safety.

    • @peterg5383
      @peterg5383 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and somehow he videotaped himself the whole time.

    • @randolfo1265
      @randolfo1265 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@peterg5383 - His helmet cam was already on

  • @notyourduck4306
    @notyourduck4306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    Pregnant women:
    *- "What is your results in the pregnancy test?"*
    *- "Oh, I'm stick bugged. And you?"*
    *- "I am Rick Rolled."*

    • @thegrunch6448
      @thegrunch6448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I am am

    • @hal0w_
      @hal0w_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah, yes I M A M

    • @hal0w_
      @hal0w_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      u giey lol we commented at the same time

    • @titohandoyo6140
      @titohandoyo6140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi stickbugged, hi rickrolled, nice to meet you

    • @sampletext6969
      @sampletext6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I got distracted

  • @parikramagargav9159
    @parikramagargav9159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3084

    *Try not to freak out cause there is nothing u can do about*
    *Me* : SLAPS MYSELF ON MY FACE

    • @theanonyme9660
      @theanonyme9660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Now u have dead animals on ur face

    • @Sta.rbre_
      @Sta.rbre_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I LITERALLY DID THAT WHEEZE

    • @littledragon5723
      @littledragon5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Epico*

    • @therainbowdoggo1553
      @therainbowdoggo1553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I had an eye examination and my eyelids have so many of them I needed to start whipping them out.

    • @OmegaMusicYT
      @OmegaMusicYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Commits suicide

  • @jayakrishnansv7783
    @jayakrishnansv7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Imagine waiting for a Pregnancy test and getting Rick Rolled 😆

  • @skypheonix3426
    @skypheonix3426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey thank you so much for adding a horse in the vid!

  • @SmokechedaDaassghetta
    @SmokechedaDaassghetta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    *"You got pregnant?"*
    *"No, I got rick rolled."*

    • @RABBI-jy9tp
      @RABBI-jy9tp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its stick bugged

    • @bluebear_cz3726
      @bluebear_cz3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @rxzd_
      @rxzd_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@RABBI-jy9tp watch the video, there was also a rickroll in it

    • @aastors18
      @aastors18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get preg rolled

    • @gmdsrail5630
      @gmdsrail5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao Django pfp

  • @christianboi8205
    @christianboi8205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    “This animal is on your face right now”
    Me: *sweats nervously*

    • @denkikaminari4826
      @denkikaminari4826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yup

    • @lewiz5100
      @lewiz5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can somebody check me out, its fine if you dont want to, but if you have time could anybody check me out after this video, i just really want to hit 1k subs, self promoting because its the only way to grow.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear boi

    • @LK-tx6vz
      @LK-tx6vz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wahaha

    • @fvdly3244
      @fvdly3244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bruh he just ruined my face

  • @baitedlol6972
    @baitedlol6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Don't freak out there's nothing you can do"...
    That's like saying "Don't be scared.. your fate is already sealed"

  • @zachm6145
    @zachm6145 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love love love these videos....but are always too short

  • @wontletgo
    @wontletgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    “Try not to freak out as you can’t get rid of them..”
    Me: *adios*

    • @GigaMonke7
      @GigaMonke7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Adios *bye bye world*
      *🔪😑*

    • @amirulmh6057
      @amirulmh6057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I cant get rid of it so i can only get rid of myself

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you think the mite is scary, imagine Anton Chigurh coming for you with that baseball bat.

    • @-invalid-2882
      @-invalid-2882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just wash your face lol

    • @slendervon
      @slendervon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@-invalid-2882 well i doubt you can wash the blood off your hands.

  • @MarieVanMeulder
    @MarieVanMeulder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3333

    "I hope I made your day just a little better."
    Me: There's a freaking animal on my face rn!

    • @Sector_07
      @Sector_07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Xactly🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @reynaa1876
      @reynaa1876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      IKR EXACTLY NOW MY FACE ITCHES

    • @kosomies
      @kosomies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      There are millions of animals all over you at all times

    • @nopicture20yearsago41
      @nopicture20yearsago41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@kosomies trillions actually

    • @lawdderpderp2273
      @lawdderpderp2273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Marie VM at least your not alone

  • @a_dorky_girl139
    @a_dorky_girl139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You make my day A LOT better

  • @Some-noob
    @Some-noob ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Daily dose of internet: don’t worry there’s nothing u can do to get those bugs off ur face
    Everyone watching: 😳

  • @10ksubscriberschallenge90
    @10ksubscriberschallenge90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    "Try not to freak out as you can't get rid of them..."
    Me: adios

    • @executioner6751
      @executioner6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait I saw you comment on another video

    • @moth4799
      @moth4799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i soobed

    • @noodles.6388
      @noodles.6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bot

    • @moth4799
      @moth4799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noodles.6388 errrmmmmmmmm why is he a bot he's just trying to do a challenge

    • @noodles.6388
      @noodles.6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moth4799 he's been just copy pasting others comments

  • @alessiaem410
    @alessiaem410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    “there’s nothing you can do to get rid of them”
    *i shall now be passing away*

    • @zay6744
      @zay6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😭😭

    • @huswefm
      @huswefm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *PUT A TAPE*

    • @uteriel282
      @uteriel282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      theyre beneficial animals so its not that you cant but you shouldnt try to get rid of them.
      they clean your pores by eating whatever they find in there which helps to prevent infections in the skin.

    • @drsparky
      @drsparky 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sanitize it

    • @toiletboy69
      @toiletboy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I Hate People and I Hate God ok

  • @Hypnotic__Huskk
    @Hypnotic__Huskk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Yeah basically always on your face
    Me: intensely slaps face

  • @aem776_shrimpshrimp
    @aem776_shrimpshrimp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -mum: *thinking that the baby wants to play peek-a-boo*
    -mum again: Boo! :)
    -baby:
    NYAAAAAAAAA-

  • @xi00q
    @xi00q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    “There’s a facemite living on your face”
    *casually tries to peel skin off*

    • @ant11xl32
      @ant11xl32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@TheSlizz no

    • @roachhy
      @roachhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TheSlizz stfu

    • @iguebo6864
      @iguebo6864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheSlizz bot

    • @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz8513
      @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @SquidCena
      @SquidCena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheSlizz No. Get your own monitor peasant

  • @jeebus.h
    @jeebus.h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    "There's basically nothing you can do to get rid of them."
    Wanna bet? *lights match*

    • @abelhorvat1540
      @abelhorvat1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Just alt+F4 yourself

    • @icedtea3994
      @icedtea3994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Abel Horvat LOL

    • @chromerotica
      @chromerotica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Burning them wont get rid of them. They live inside of your face. If you were to burn yourself, you'd have to burn every single pore from the inside out!
      Though, they're very helpful! They eat the extra oils on your face and dont hurt you, basically they can prevent acne. Though, dry skin can also be a cause of overpopulation of them. They're interesting little creatures!

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They do look kind of adorable tho

    • @geeps0
      @geeps0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@abelhorvat1540 How to connect keyboard?

  • @milanikkibazili5874
    @milanikkibazili5874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Daily dose of internet: As basically nothing you can do to remove it
    The guy in the video: *removes it with a tape*

  • @FullmetalDabi
    @FullmetalDabi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:45
    The baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sealed_Chamber
    @Sealed_Chamber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "There's nothing you can do to get rid of them."
    **Puts flamethrower down.**

    • @betomedina7800
      @betomedina7800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheSlizz reply and ill do it

    • @au7923
      @au7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats a way to get rid of them

    • @FootyBits
      @FootyBits 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read My name

    • @yamn9332
      @yamn9332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSlizz oh so a dislike?

    • @william_ok
      @william_ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Internet Web omg r thèse bots

  • @entityking9845
    @entityking9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Imagine getting rickrolled while taking a pregnancy test

    • @jake1588
      @jake1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “Thank god I’m not pregnant my mum would’ve killed me”. *instantly gets rickrolled”

    • @randoru1871
      @randoru1871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want to buy one and prank my (currently nonexistent but future) bf

    • @percolsin
      @percolsin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You literally copied pinned comment...,

    • @Mason_8r
      @Mason_8r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Percolsin no the pinned one is about getting stickbugged

    • @jake1588
      @jake1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master Mason08 smart man this guy is stupid

  • @MichoFX
    @MichoFX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him:"dOn'T fReAk OuT, tHeReS nOtHiNg YoU cAn Do"
    My brother: "that did not help"
    Me: well frick

    • @parakeetbudgie
      @parakeetbudgie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why are you so scare of them they're good for skin they eat the oils and dead skin on your face

  • @gabigol52
    @gabigol52 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “There is basically nothing you can do to get them off”
    Death: *ah, but is there?*

  • @Yeah_ok_bruh
    @Yeah_ok_bruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    “ don’t freak out, there’s no way to get rid of them,”
    *puts blowtorch to face*
    We’ll see about that

    • @krh6239
      @krh6239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Giving a whole new meaning to "cut off ones nose to spite ones face".

    • @elfie-plopez1747
      @elfie-plopez1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When he takes it of with tape

    • @andy13
      @andy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Help me im laughing so harddd 😂

    • @Dhillon.Adventures
      @Dhillon.Adventures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @rattheeternal7658
      @rattheeternal7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty sure they will be there

  • @jessedobson1009
    @jessedobson1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    If these animals live on my face, that makes me their landlord, which also means they owe me money.

    • @talkingcontroller9396
      @talkingcontroller9396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Big brain time

    • @jeffdrum5541
      @jeffdrum5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's the spirit!

    • @Spingerex
      @Spingerex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A lot...

    • @JannPoo
      @JannPoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It means there's squatters living in your possessions, and you can't evict them.

    • @Tanicorn
      @Tanicorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment.

  • @hdyx2513
    @hdyx2513 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:10 i never thought in my life time i would get rickrolled by a pregnancy test.

  • @el_notfunny
    @el_notfunny ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Try not to freak out…”
    Oh ok
    “…Because you can’t remove them”
    IM ONLY FREAKING OUT EVEN MORE

  • @hawks9939
    @hawks9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    All I’m worried about is that it ain’t giving me no rent.

  • @foodisamazing3549
    @foodisamazing3549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    "Try not to freak out, as there is nothing you can do to get rid of them"
    Me: *starts hyperventilating*

    • @freeshrugs9933
      @freeshrugs9933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Food is Amazing lol

    • @larryvlogs440
      @larryvlogs440 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flow Can I get you to watch one of my videos, and if you like it, can you subscribe?

    • @larryvlogs440
      @larryvlogs440 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Food is Amazing Can I get you to watch one of my videos, and if you like it, can you subscribe?

    • @Innoventions
      @Innoventions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@larryvlogs440 Can I get you to stop self-promoting?

    • @Tei_022
      @Tei_022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Food is Amazing lol meee

  • @jetstream2.0
    @jetstream2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *this thing is on ur face rn*
    me: slaps my face *
    *u can't get rid of it*
    also me : emotional damage*

  • @CommuterRailProductions
    @CommuterRailProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first ever Daily dose of internet video i've watched.

  • @czardaster3261
    @czardaster3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    Nobody:
    Me Saw The Title:
    *”Slaps My Face”*

    • @keanopskillz_issuez8158
      @keanopskillz_issuez8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I did too.

    • @michaelandchico2019
      @michaelandchico2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Šæmę

    • @butterskywalker8785
      @butterskywalker8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@keanopskillz_issuez8158 don't be specist,they're just chilling there like homies

    • @rainshards5378
      @rainshards5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@butterskywalker8785 Yeah bro, who am I to get in between homies chilling

    • @egehanverycool
      @egehanverycool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I AGREE BECAUSE I DID THE SAME THING TO MYSELF

  • @typryor2227
    @typryor2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4810

    Her: “Come over.”
    Him: “Can’t.”
    Her: “I’m alone.”
    Him: “No you’re not, you have thousands of tiny creatures living on your face.”

    • @helloworld7818
      @helloworld7818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      And when you kiss each other your bacteria can go from one's skin to another??? It's tourism lol

    • @darrellli6097
      @darrellli6097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      you mean billions

    • @daith_izumi
      @daith_izumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And in your hair

    • @joshgouin1436
      @joshgouin1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@darrellli6097 actually only hundreds, they're not as small as you'd think

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAFOOOO 🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂😹🤘🤣🤘😂😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣😂🤣😂😹🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹😂😹😂😂🤣🤣🤘🤘🤣🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣🤘😹🤘🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣😂😹😂🤣

  • @triplet5375
    @triplet5375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:25 sounds like school when everyone enters the classroom too loud so the teacher makes everyone go outside and try again

  • @cammidafroggo
    @cammidafroggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yay! Another thing to worry about when I go to sleep 🙂

  • @memz9324
    @memz9324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    *"There's nothing you can do to get rid of them"*
    Me: *"Proceed to load my flamethrower"*

    • @FastVehiclefromthes
      @FastVehiclefromthes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Meet The Pyro

    • @crazyhuman272
      @crazyhuman272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @letmeramble
      @letmeramble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can I get a blow fam

    • @TreeHugger27
      @TreeHugger27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah exfoliate with a sander

    • @DannyHsn
      @DannyHsn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can actually get rid of them without causing harm to your skin

  • @tristanp2791
    @tristanp2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    Family: “is it a boy or a girl?”
    Doctor: “well...”

    • @mk4prasu610
      @mk4prasu610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Doctor: its... *rick astley*

    • @xavieralarcon6550
      @xavieralarcon6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its Rick

    • @mk4prasu610
      @mk4prasu610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We will never give baby rick up

    • @InarmaSara1029
      @InarmaSara1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      An stick bug

    • @tribedoom
      @tribedoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys please. I need the Boyz. My mum told me if I get to 2k by the end of the month then I’m getting my “dream setup” so please help. I really need your help. I have to use my phone to edit at the moment and I’m trying to grow. Please help me on my journey. Please don’t hate on me I just really need some help 🙏💙🙏💙🧡

  • @UtahShark8798
    @UtahShark8798 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: sees bug
    Also me: OH HEEEECK NAW

  • @spyninjasxedits7575
    @spyninjasxedits7575 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:17 ahh yes needed to hear that. oh no i’m definitely not freaking out!

  • @strvnsXD
    @strvnsXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3781

    "Try not to freak out, as there is basically nothing you can do to get rid of them"
    This does not help.

    • @altiyalurinbiga
      @altiyalurinbiga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Xd

    • @GabeGamePlayz
      @GabeGamePlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      you can pet them

    • @frost242
      @frost242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "that is not helping"
      -kratos

    • @saifnour6502
      @saifnour6502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      not only it doesn't help, it makes you freak out even more

    • @taylorwarren2000
      @taylorwarren2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RIGHT

  • @crumpets7895
    @crumpets7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1720

    What I think he’s gonna say:
    “Don’t freak out they can’t hurt you”
    What he says:
    “Don’t freak out you can’t get rid of them”

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Resistance is futile!

    • @spectacularsceptile3879
      @spectacularsceptile3879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      They also don’t hurt you :) they also also can’t poop and when they die they sorta explode out all of the waste they built up in their lifetime! Neat huh?

    • @dream_duck1647
      @dream_duck1647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@spectacularsceptile3879 :D

    • @this_dude8311
      @this_dude8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@spectacularsceptile3879 like a pimple?

    • @NoirRaven
      @NoirRaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@spectacularsceptile3879 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • @kimamina11
    @kimamina11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Don't freak out, Because there is nothing you can do to get rid of them."
    ThaAt madE It woRsE

  • @The_Joe_Biden
    @The_Joe_Biden 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes you did make my day amazing

  • @applechild2606
    @applechild2606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Everyone: Nooo bugs on my face are disgusting.
    Me: Finally, friends.

  • @trialsofavirus8749
    @trialsofavirus8749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3000

    “try not to freak out because theres nothing u can do about it”
    me: is that supposed to make me feel better!!!

    • @paulpincemin5700
      @paulpincemin5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      "Hopefully I made your guys' day just a little bit better!"

    • @emrhasn8071
      @emrhasn8071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fix it with Flex Tape

    • @user-md8fm1uy3o
      @user-md8fm1uy3o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow. Such a fantastic grammar right there !

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they are QTs though ):

    • @totallyawesomeusername9307
      @totallyawesomeusername9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Basically nothing but we can get rid of them in more complicated ways right, also I’m sure fire will work

  • @joshuawertheimer3654
    @joshuawertheimer3654 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was literally watching the red band trailer for The Castillo Protocol and saw the thumbnail. The redband trailer is scary AF! Yet doesn't even come close to freaking me out as much as your thumbnail! Love your videos but this one! That was cruel!

  • @chezcheese7109
    @chezcheese7109 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey did you know these freaky looking bugs live in your pores? Cool right? Don't freak out though, because they are unremoveable. There is nothing you can do to get rid of them."
    That freaks me out even more 😭

  • @grammarnazi3876
    @grammarnazi3876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    "There's a facemite living on your face."
    The Headless Horseman: *You have no power here.*

  • @jadewolfie9310
    @jadewolfie9310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    "I hope I made your day just a little better"
    *frantically scratches my face* EWWWWWWWWWWW

    • @beanusbean
      @beanusbean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Now they are under your fingernails 😳

    • @Ilove_sos
      @Ilove_sos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@beanusbean I just thought about this

    • @Pretttygirlsmakegraves
      @Pretttygirlsmakegraves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@beanusbean at least they wont leave you :)

    • @shrekuwu259
      @shrekuwu259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      So when someone kiss you on the cheek, you exchange face mites with that person and whenever they lick their lips, they just ate your face mites. 👁👅👁

    • @sonicthehedgehog1060
      @sonicthehedgehog1060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@shrekuwu259 MMMMMM PROTEIN

  • @benj-redmacahilos9327
    @benj-redmacahilos9327 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is reassuring

  • @littlegrapes1390
    @littlegrapes1390 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I hope I made your day just a little better"
    **gets stickbugged**
    **gets rickrolled**
    "this bug is on your face"

  • @NOTDeezy.
    @NOTDeezy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    For those wondering: Face mites are good to have because they eat dead skin and harmful bacteria that are on your face.
    So no, don't freak out.

    • @TheImmortalSnaiI
      @TheImmortalSnaiI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      I bite my cheeks , would that be killing them and sorry i reply when like 6 months have passed

    • @skimasktheslumpgoat8149
      @skimasktheslumpgoat8149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TheImmortalSnaiI lol

    • @jurassicfan6420
      @jurassicfan6420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TheImmortalSnaiI way ahead of ya chief

    • @janseldkingj.2511
      @janseldkingj.2511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Lorel Lola how the hell do you bite your cheeks

    • @janseldkingj.2511
      @janseldkingj.2511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lorel Lola from the inside or out lol?

  • @Code1EmergencyResponses
    @Code1EmergencyResponses ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I hope I made your day better"
    *shows horrifying image of bugs eating our skin*

  • @imnot4chriss
    @imnot4chriss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "try not to freak out, because theres bassicly nothing you can do to get rid of them"
    NOW IM FREAKING OUT A LITTLE MORE
    (but seeing those trippy long boards with lights make up for it)

  • @the_void996
    @the_void996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    “This animal is on your face right now”
    My brain: henlo frien

    • @JazzyWaffles
      @JazzyWaffles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Face friends :)

    • @Hermod_Hermit
      @Hermod_Hermit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wonder if they get potats?

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Hermod_Hermit Um potats is trademarked by shiro suko

    • @justanormalguywithanormall874
      @justanormalguywithanormall874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol
      Brain: hi wanna be friends?
      Bug:sure
      Brain: can u do me a favor and get out friend?
      Bug: no can do srry

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anyway, my place is too small for a pet mouse.

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    “Try not to freak out because there’s nothing you can do to get rid of them.”
    I no longer own a face

    • @Crimson_Obelisk
      @Crimson_Obelisk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hearted! Congrats!

    • @kennedy_girl8191
      @kennedy_girl8191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Memes make me Laugh o.o

    • @violetninja745
      @violetninja745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do own a face and if you don’t how long have you practiced typing with out looking?

    • @xdgamer2765
      @xdgamer2765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dude’s profile picture Looks like a Infamous fnaf fan game character that likes to diss kids for no reason.

    • @plumpdolphin
      @plumpdolphin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They own your face now

  • @Syatet_3
    @Syatet_3 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks now that first piece of info will give me nightmares tonight

  • @theoneandonlyhosna
    @theoneandonlyhosna ปีที่แล้ว

    the face mites took “you’re never alone” to another level lol

  • @Superred16250
    @Superred16250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    You: "I hope I made your day a little better"
    Me: **just knowing that there's bugs all over my face**

    • @bllocky
      @bllocky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      make this pinned

    • @mr.pineapple7267
      @mr.pineapple7267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He mentioned that the bug cannot be removed but the guy used tape to remove it...

    • @daisygeymonat6693
      @daisygeymonat6693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@mr.pineapple7267 *its tape time.*

    • @saucekami-sama4381
      @saucekami-sama4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mr.pineapple7267 He means you can never get rid of them now matter how much you try

    • @1CO4JC
      @1CO4JC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAHAHA IKR

  • @FlameBoyAnimations
    @FlameBoyAnimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    "try not to freak out, cause there's basically no way to get rid of them."
    Me: *burns my face*

    • @stanjal9797
      @stanjal9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Burning does not work on Tardigrades

    • @jackburnette4883
      @jackburnette4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Have you learned nothing from the tartigrade song? Pressure couldn't stop me and fire couldn't burn

    • @simqlynazz3868
      @simqlynazz3868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mah name is Stanjal read his user

    • @bigboii1150
      @bigboii1150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dude they help eat your dude skim so your pores don't clog and get pimples. It's part of why you don't want to fry your skin with scene medication twice a day and you need to moisturize instead to help support the natural processes taking place to keep your skin alright

    • @peesusthefish1444
      @peesusthefish1444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a joke calm down everyone

  • @thecreepyman9751
    @thecreepyman9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve never thought that I would be Rick rolled by Daily Dose of internet

  • @circaz
    @circaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *runs to go wash my face*
    "BROTHER I NEED YOUR MICROSCOPE"

  • @cckat69
    @cckat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    imagine taking a pregnancy test and it says: "get stickbugged lol"

    • @ProjectAfflict
      @ProjectAfflict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *dont read my name*

    • @joss6708
      @joss6708 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

    • @spywalkz1
      @spywalkz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get stick bugged Lol

    • @haden5541
      @haden5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ProjectAfflict I've seen you

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She got stuck, big.

  • @cheeseypeasy3397
    @cheeseypeasy3397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    Why is nobody talking about how that woman made everyone get off the plane bcuz she wasn't wearing a mask

    • @FLOODtoFIRE
      @FLOODtoFIRE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Because she isnt worth the time .

    • @noahhopkins603
      @noahhopkins603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      That made me so mad. She should have been charged thousands of dollars.

    • @bananafire
      @bananafire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Noah Hopkins ik

    • @robertstaples3256
      @robertstaples3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I know. Like even if you dont agree with the whole mask thing, pilots have kicked everyone off the plane for far less. You kinda have to just grin and bear it when you're on a plane these days if you don't want to be delayed for hours or even cancel the flight.

    • @FLOODtoFIRE
      @FLOODtoFIRE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@robertstaples3256 I agree .

  • @pivotraptor8648
    @pivotraptor8648 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:29
    that is definatley the proper way to revive someone lol

  • @thefoldman1212
    @thefoldman1212 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine getting rickrolled by a pregnancy testing device💀

  • @DailyFunFactsYt
    @DailyFunFactsYt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    Random Fact:
    In Switzerland, it is illegal to own just one guinea pig, stating that they're social animals.
    - Daily Fun Facts

    • @coffee9457
      @coffee9457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same in finland

    • @scorpiiiondude3327
      @scorpiiiondude3327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So cute!

    • @paulosullivan3472
      @paulosullivan3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So what happens if you own two and one dies do you go to jail?

    • @MyJourneyMYJ
      @MyJourneyMYJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good thing I have 3 then!

    • @rea6268
      @rea6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@paulosullivan3472 there's a guinea pig rental service for that. No joke!
      Edit: I should add that the "rentals" only get rented out once before finding a permanent home in order to avoid stress.

  • @undercoverx9921
    @undercoverx9921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    “Babe”
    “What? Are you pregnant?”
    “No, I got rick rolled”

    • @departed2245
      @departed2245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Copied comment...

    • @kanhakale4781
      @kanhakale4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      congratulations it's a rick astley

    • @LotusPug
      @LotusPug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      rip dude you got a bot

    • @KMTX564
      @KMTX564 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Departed they didn’t really copy anyone’s comment

    • @undercoverx9921
      @undercoverx9921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Departed Is it? I just thought of that

  • @edits9466
    @edits9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that face mite freaked me out i do't like my skin anymore

  • @justyami
    @justyami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    I miss 5 minutes ago when I didn’t know about face mites

    • @foxxo6715
      @foxxo6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We all do

    • @Defenestration700
      @Defenestration700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why? They’re harmless and you can’t see them. If anything it’s kinda cool that you have tiny animals living on you.

    • @foxxo6715
      @foxxo6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Defenestration700 yeah you're definitely right but it's just a little unsettling to know there's something living on your face TvT

    • @theendergamer3194
      @theendergamer3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      David Still, they are harmful to my mental health

    • @icedmartini429
      @icedmartini429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least you aren't lonely

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "Try not to freak out, because there's basically nothing to do to get rid of them"
    *_Not if I burn myself_*

    • @enchangfortes2054
      @enchangfortes2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @skythekitty30
      @skythekitty30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The only way to get rid of them is death!

    • @prashantipratapa5201
      @prashantipratapa5201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahahahaha

    • @abhatripathitripathi6156
      @abhatripathitripathi6156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually yeven after burning yourself you can't do anything so forget about that

    • @skythekitty30
      @skythekitty30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @I Hate People and I Hate God Why do you hate God the father the only true God and gave us a gift and it was our savior Jesus Christ 💕 but why hate God?

  • @ihadastrokereadingthis
    @ihadastrokereadingthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "hm lets see if im pregnant"
    rick astley: "never gone let u have~ a childddd~"

  • @aminahreviewsstuff
    @aminahreviewsstuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I can’t sleep anymore knowing that’s on my face

  • @AMG_Fam
    @AMG_Fam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    “There is no way of taking these off your face”
    *uses tape to get it off face*

    • @acedd7030
      @acedd7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated

    • @RandomTRandomReal
      @RandomTRandomReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @defenseandgeopolitics
      @defenseandgeopolitics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *inserts leonardo meme*

    • @TheGaillot
      @TheGaillot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I said it and was about to comment but u did first gg man

    • @m.a4491
      @m.a4491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IQ: 999999

  • @Supergamer2525
    @Supergamer2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "Try not to freak out"
    *face rubbing intensifies*

  • @mint8127
    @mint8127 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This animal is on your face right now"
    *aggresively washes face*

  • @mile5893
    @mile5893 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so face mites be making me feel stuff on my face
    wow

  • @user-ki8ef2uj1r
    @user-ki8ef2uj1r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    "Hopefully I just made your day just a little better"
    Comment section: **frustatingly trying to remove skin mites off their face and getting stickbugged in pregnancy test**

  • @yourstrulydiablo
    @yourstrulydiablo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10376

    “There are mites living on you right now”
    *Panik*
    “Don’t worry”
    *Kalm*
    “There’s no way to get rid of them”
    *P* *A* *N* *I* *K*

    • @bluefusion3565
      @bluefusion3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      i knew, that in this entire comment section there should be atleast one good memer...

    • @yourstrulydiablo
      @yourstrulydiablo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Dayummmmmmm bruh, 1 hour and i already have 160 likes?????
      HOW?

    • @lucoaismywife9643
      @lucoaismywife9643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Good pfp guy/girl 👍

    • @josemarialezcano5293
      @josemarialezcano5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They don’t do anything 😒

    • @yourstrulydiablo
      @yourstrulydiablo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      jose Maria lezcano yeh, but theyre gross ;-;

  • @jasn6172
    @jasn6172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its so interesting that the turtle looks like its gigantic and under him are mountains and the waves are clouds

  • @naomiflowergirlomg
    @naomiflowergirlomg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “This animal is on your face right now”
    My face: starts to itch

  • @haydendavies9532
    @haydendavies9532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Gotta love how instead of saying that face mites are harmless he basically says that resistance is futile

    • @sxvenq9416
      @sxvenq9416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey buddy touch the egg..

    • @phonetheory7056
      @phonetheory7056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sxvenq9416 this is the most unique way to say 'please sub'.

  • @bach_in_a_minuet8700
    @bach_in_a_minuet8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3234

    Why is no one talking about the guy who slapped the mannequin?? I laughed so hard

    • @vibra7
      @vibra7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I saw that clip before it's hilarious 😂

    • @repocoop
      @repocoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Because it’s an old clip. It’s still funny tho

    • @thatoneguyjimmy4082
      @thatoneguyjimmy4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@repocoop yes

    • @uselessanimator6019
      @uselessanimator6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He’s like: BITCH WAKE UP

    • @oscarcraven8696
      @oscarcraven8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Lemonpledge10 I ate jesus