Browsing GTA V's brilliant internet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 พ.ค. 2024
- Grand Theft Auto V's internet was the first time that the in-game internet was accessible at at time through the mobile phone. The websites in the game are just as good as in the previous game. In this video I want to take a look a some of the many websites and webpages in GTA 5. Let's surf the web together!
GTA V has been talked about ad nauseam on TH-cam, so if you've chosen to click on this video and give it a watch, then I thank you very much.
Timestamps
00:00 - Intro
00:38 - Social Media
06:56 - Hush Smush
10:35 - Classic Vinewood
12:09 - Vinewood Logline Generator
16:39 - Baby Name Generator
19:01 - Proposition 208
20:06 - Internet is a hellhole
24:06 - San Andreas DMV
26:31 - Epsilon Program
30:00 - Psychic (Michael)
31:59 - Psychic (Franklin)
33:19 - Psychic (Trevor)
34:45 - My Divine Within
36:10 - Children of the Mountain
36:44 - Jack Howitzer
39:40 - WhoKilledLeonoraJohnson?
40:57 - Outro
MUSIC:
Music by Denis Pavlov from Pixabay
Summer Cafe Jazz Bossa Nova Good Mood Music Podcast by Denis Pavlov
Easy Cozy Morning Jazz Coffee Podcast by Denis Pavlov
#gta5 #gta #gtav - เกม
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Rockstar is gonna have a hell of a time with GTA 6's internet 💀
More than likely they would do a version of tiktok
Probably gonna have a whole working porn site with daily and new uploads or some shit
Imagine it lets u connect to the real internet
@@IIIISaithat would be boring for us and lazy by them
@@user-re5jk1ch1c idk
The internet and social network in GTA 6 is gona be crazy!
Isnt the game timeline set for 1986?
@@lairesmakespeoplehappynope! The trailers for the game show a gta-version of tik tok/ Instagram
@@lairesmakespeoplehappyI don’t think so cause in the trailer, they showed people was going live on the game version of instagram.
@@lairesmakespeoplehappy the timeline is atleast after the story of GTA V, i think it takes place in the same year where the game is releasing
@@lairesmakespeoplehappy Did you watch the fucking trailer lmao? I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be having twerking chicks on backs of cars posted on social media, in the 1980s...
The small details of gta such as this is why these games take so long. Revisions on not only gameplay and mechanics but also the small things such as the writing and humor in webpages that most people won’t see.
also added a lot more life to gta 5 considering how little of it gta 5 had when you look back on the game 10 years later, not saying its a bad game tho its still one of rockstar’s best
“Teens and teen predator demographic”
Omg my sides. 😂
Which one?
LoL, @5:11 "Here's Bleeter before it becomes Y or something" So true
Twitter before it became X.. THIS GUY HAS TIME TRAVELLED
CAPTAIN GLACK IS A TIME TRAVELLER
@@jaywboxing-pf5zyare u slow? twitter was x before this
@@jaywboxing-pf5zy??? What?
@@gladosbutstupid8807 because he said heres bleeter before it becomes Y or something, and 'Bleeter' is twitter in GTA 5 and obviously as we know Twitter is now called X because of Elon Musk and so when he said that he literally time travelled
God I loved Trevor's chat with the psychic service
This is what makes the world feel so lively and real. The radio and advertisements all come together and actually exist, not just random things to fill space.
Internet in GTA VI is gonna be wild. They even added some social media posts to the trailer. Internet is going to have a much much more important role than IV and V.
I genuinely genuinely can’t wait for the internet parody of Andrew Tate and other podcast bros . There’s probably gonna be 20 hours worth of that alone
@@Brandon-nl1nf The assasination of Jay Norris was an inside job!
im honestly so tired of the internet i dont even want it in gta anymore
@@Brandon-nl1nfImagine all the things they will make the redpillers in game say to parody them when redpillers in real life say the craziest things . They might make them say crazy things like "Eat your girlfriend to be a ultra smegma male!"
@@johnnystankiewicz295then get off of it instead of complaining about the internet on the internet
The San Andreas DMV site had me in stitches, that was some real comedy.
The answer to wrap the girls neck for safety had me dead
I looked up if it's possible to actually pass - apparently you just answer "D" for every question. Figures!
The amount of detail in these games will always blow my mind. When you open the internet you can where you are on the map and the forcast. Its really the little things man
The amount of work here is incredible, if I was on GTA 6 directing I would have every employee receive a bonus for website or tweet ideas. This just makes the world so much richer, hat is off.
This is why you are not directing GTA 6. Imagine paying people for their job. Lol.
Sir, that is the definition of employment. Paid for your work, and rewarded for going above and beyond. A bonus can be small or cumulative and still be a massive motivator@Propietario283
Oddly enough i never knew that the internet in GTA B was that deep with regards to Jimmy and Tracy posting the events as they happen
more people post the events as the game goes on
GTA6 is gonna have its work cut out for it how do you satirize modern day america its basically already satire
That would make the parody aspect of gta 6 more intersting
@@Sagojika if they can pull it off (which they have a track record of doing) im sure it'll be some of there best work yet
GTA 6’s internet will be unhinged
if you havent i would love to see you cover the tv side of gta
I would love to cover the TV, but unfortunately most if not all of the TV shows are protected by Take 2’s copyright, so I can’t show them :(
@@CaptainGlackhow about covering all the beta content of GTA V
I saw a hentai website on the ps3 version but unfortunately they said "because of high demand, you can't watch the video yet"
Most likely the Website for the TV Show Princess robot bubblegum
if im being completely honest, this is my kind of entertainment, just a slow informational video with genuinly funny jokes, this is exactly my speed.
I love the world they created. Can't wait to see how they expand this in 6. And I hope they make us interact with it more. Maybe comment on posts or see the uploaded video of us committing crimes?
The videos would be so funny 😂😂
The Leonora Jhonson website is related to a Story Mode side mission. I believe there are 50 letter pieces hidden around the entire map, and if you find them alk you can read that confession the website talked about, and actually do a small side mission where you find the person who killed Leonora Jhonson. It's a Franklin mission btw
Imagine GTA VI having a “Hub” on the internet hence it being a rated R video game and kids not being able to play it.. sounds reasonable.
it would drop sales
@@juanes8931 ROCKSTAR IS NOT INTERESTED IN SELLING A LITTLE KID A R RATED VIDEO GAME EVEN IF IT DROPS THE SALES WHICH IT WONT DROP IT WILL SPIKE HIGHER THAN ANY MARKET HAD EVER SEEN. IT MAY CRASH THE STOCK MARKET
@@juanes8931no it wouldn't, Rockstar doesn't care
@@juanes8931 Lol, as if, GTA Vs a 18 and you still have plenty of kids playing, it even has a fucking strip club for gods sake
@@juanes8931it would significantly GAIN sales
just finished the first video and you dropped this
thank you for the work
I love how years later lm still finding out things l never knew😂 Brilliant! Subbed.
been looking forward to this vid since you teased it in the gta iv internet vid
Been waiting for this!!! Love your content brother
That trevor impression sounded exactly like him
Minus the accent
The characters life invader posts are added as you play the missions which is a pretty neat little detail a lot of people have missed
Thats what we love about R*
I'd love if you did a video looking at the TV shows in both games
I seen the GTA 5 Los Santos is Boring video and I absolutely loved the vids I'm definitely subbing
Been waiting for this one since the GTA 4 version! 🙌
This is a video I wasn't expecting to watch but it was interesting
Man alive 41 minutes of pure Glack bliss with this sequel to the previous internet video it genuinely astounds me how chaotic, crazy and downright hilarious the websites can be one thing is for certain GTA 6's internet is gonna be wild with what looks to have its own version of TikTok!
Always good to see you in the comments!
That was a fun video. Im too lazy to go through the sites myself 😅 But they are super entertaining to read. I would love a part 2 sometimes.
Also i can already tell that "Y" is going to be huge in GTA 6 🤣
I hope you can make a another video about Gta VI online 2 and talk more about what can happen (do you think there will be seperate rp servers what about cops and crooks system where some players can be cops and chase the other players that would be so much fun do you think it will be included in game because it was going to be in gta 5 online but they cancelled it and maybe what can happen with online 2-3 years after the release do you think they will be adding liberty city or some other cities) i really like your videos its so fun to watch your gta 6 speculation videos!
I have one tips, because internet in GTA 4 & 5 hidding biggest detail in gaming industry, every text have some stories, and even connect with each other.
36:58 they even made a reference to the series of tubes meme from back in the day 😂
Thank you for this!
I've been playing this game since 2014, and haven't even heard of most of the websites you mentioned, I guess I'll be going through all of them. 😅
Actually the ghost in the game is not of Leonora Johnson, but of Jock Cranley's wife (forgot what her name was).
Jolene Cranley-Evans.
Rockstar mastered world building
I wonder how are they going to implement tiktok/Instagram into the game, like, is it going to be a simply scrolling like mechanic through snapmatic? Or will it be possible to make yor own videos with protagonists? That would be funny
You should do more of these videos, im sure theres still a lot more 😂
Bro went full sound board when reading the Vinewood Log Generator 🤣🤣🤣
As a fellow captain I had to support 💯
a 40 min captainglack video? oh yes
Very gud video dude
Yo fire video, had to watch it 2 times !🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
I already watched it thrice!
I've seen it frice!
I've seen it fivefs!
At the very top of the Eyefind homepage it says "Eyefind, it's like a series of tubes". This is a reference to how former Republican Alaskan senator Ted Stevens described the internet during a 2006 committee hearing. He was opposing an amendment to a bill that would prevent ISP companies from charging fees that give some websites data priority over websites that didn't pay that fee. This 82 year old guy was the head of the committee that covered internet regulation, but he described the internet as a "series of tubes" and was against Net Neutrality.
Well, physically it IS a series of tubes, maybe he should've been in charge of laying new internet infrastructure.
Nothing like being on the internet while watching a video game about being on the internet
instant sub
I felt like a good addition to this list could have been that website called playing god or something like that, The one with the family and the dog… I remember seeing it for the first time and being freaked out by it😂
I was 12 when I first got gta v 5 years ago and I was fascinated by the whole internet system it had because it was inside a huge game like it. Now I'm waiting for their new release and I want to see how they refined and upgraded the internet system and how the new social media implementation is done as shown on the trailer
I can’t wait to see what gta 6’s internet will be like
36:45 i think you forgot to edit that out😂
Ya got me 😭
@@CaptainGlack37:38 this too lol
great video
If the V internet video is 40 minutes, the VI internet video is gonna be 400 minutes at least 💀😭😭😭
6:05 goes crazy
Cant wait for gta6 internet.
I really wonder if Bleeter would be renamed to Y or Z, each option has its merit
Pls more of this contant
Your intro music sounds so similar. Where did you get it from?
It’s one of the many GTA IV mission passed themes!
The 4 way stop question took me out!!!
When you said. “My little squeen boy.” You sounded like the British antagonist who’s trying to get the protagonist to do something.
@16:36 Better plot than any movie made in the last decade 😂😂😂
no wonder my game is 110GB's in size, the GTA 5 internet and the random enterable places in the corner/hidden place of the map that i will never go to
Did anyone notice that when you hover over a selectable button the cursor turns into a hand with its middle finger up?
Yeah classic gta humor i love
Watching a video on the internet.. about exploring the internet in a game.. I hope someday someone makes a video of exploring the internet from the internet lol
Some ordinary gamers and nexpo does that exact thing
It would be interesting to see what happens to lifeinvader in 2025(year gta 6 is probably set in). Because lifeinvader is basically facebook and facebook is not like it was in 2013 now. I hope we can revisit lifeinvader like we can revisit myroom in gta 5 but with website still running and old people spreading crazy conspiracy theories there like facebook today. It would be so cool if some of those theories happen to be real and create a mystery like chilliad mystery in 5 that involves every part of the game.
6:47 Yo is that Brucie from GTA 4?
36:46 editing is my passion
I'm not sure there even will be an internet in GTA VI. Most likely it will be a bunch of apps, every single one of them featuring "Stories"
ngl i was going to listen to this in the background but bruh there is no way im doin that
Very w video
Lester and Michael being friends on LiveInvader implies that they are associates, and I feel like Lester wouldn't do this with a traceable identity, so I'm wondering if Lester is even his real legal name...
I wonder what would happen if you chose answer 1 on question 3 on the internetisahellhole quiz where someone is downloading episodes of a TV show and they want to share them with you.
Idk something about the boxy monitors in an Internet cafe is kind of nostalgic and cozy compared to being able to just go on ur phone. I liked that feature in 4
Ypsilon cult is the GTA version of Sincetology
I like starfield for what it is, played for hundreds of hours and did new game plus like 4-5 times…. But it is missing the open world that keeps me there and anytime I try to replay I feel like I’m doing the same thing over again, and it can’t hold me for a new play through.
Interesting... 🤔
17:34 Michael Jackson, Daniel Radcliffe and Jeff Bezos😭😭
GTA VI internet will only have like 3 websites, not because R* gets lazy but because that's all the internet is these days
We already saw one of those social media sites in the trailer! I hope its not the only site and we have more. It would be cool to see what will happen to lifeinvader in 2025 since lifeinvader is basically facebook and facebook is not in a great shape today.
Okay Bros gone for a couple of weeks. Maybe hes working on a banger. Hopefully. But mostly ppl wont drop banger after banger but lets hope
Every website has its identity and each one feels different
20:21 It’s like they preemptively called out and roasted those people being all weird about the promo material for 6 💀
where is gta san vr? Can u make a video about?
Lets gooo !
Lamar and aunt Denise 😂
I think rockstar missed an opportunity in those 10 years to make righteous slaughter a real game
Picturing myself spending 5 hours on GTA 6's internet instead of actually playing the fucking game OMEGALUL
GTA 6 Internet is gonna be wild ☠️
20:45 you know that's actually pretty accurate for Gen Z.
People in charge of writing these websites and things are geniuses.
Is that a baby name generator or are you picking a rap name
GTA6's internet will just be a web browser with access to the actual internet. Because rockstar can make anything thats crazier than real life.
25:19: a TF2 reference 💀
No!
It contains a dying wish of every man here. Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?
@@LordFawful-se9fk you bet.
I encourage you to watch princess robot bubblegum
Imagine GTA 6 parodies of alpha male podcasts, fake courses , Twitter, Elon musk . Instagram, only fans irl streamers
imagine if they updated the internet on gta online, but i guess we have gta 6 for that
Amanda really drinks destructively though for real👀😵
Nice that you considered the feedback to remove the fade out from your stunning intro
If you want another tip, I would cut in 0:02 to the scene but the last second of the string still sounds overlayed.
That would be top 🤌
2:26 That last one paragraph it's a reference to the real life counterpart of MyRoom, MySpace which by that time was bought by popstar wannabe-entrepeneur Justin Timberlake
Actually, some of these sites not that much outdated, because you showed us updated version(pc, ps4, xbox one), not old one(ps3, xbox 360)
the next Vinewood Classic (according to CaptainGlack)
Glack, a British cosplayer known for his impressive elf costumes and charming accent, was on his way to an international comic-con in Los Santos. Unbeknownst to him, this trip would be anything but ordinary.
At the L.A. airport, Glack was intercepted by two seemingly normal soccer moms who claimed to be fans of his work. They promised a "VIP cosplayer experience" and offered him a ride to the convention. However, once he was inside their minivan, the women swiftly bound and gagged him, driving deep into the peaks of Mount Chiliad.
Hours later, Alex found himself in a dimly lit cave, surrounded by hooded figures chanting in a language he couldn't recognize. He had been kidnapped by the Altruism Cult of the Pagan Elflord, a group that believed sacrificing babies would bring about the return of their sinister god.
Glack's captors locked him in a small stone cell to await his fate. While pondering his dire situation, he was startled by a booming voice from the shadows.
"Hey there, elf boy!" it said. "Name's Big Ben, and I'm your new best friend."
Out of the darkness waddled a giant baby clad in a three-piece suit. Despite his massive diaper and cherubic face, Ben had a razor-sharp wit and carried a briefcase. As a part-time lawyer, Ben was known for his wisecracks and his unflappable attitude.
Glack could hardly believe his eyes. "A baby lawyer? How…?"
"Don't sweat the details, pal. Let's just say I'm the muscle and the brains around here."
After much cajoling, Ben convinced the cult guards to let them out, under the guise that Ben would represent Glack in front of the cult leaders. Instead, they used the opportunity to escape. Sneaking through the tunnels, they finally emerged into a grand chamber lit by flickering torches. In the center stood Betty "Flex" Philips, the cult’s second-in-command, and the most terrifying double-jointed soccer mom in Sandy Shores.
Flex, with her unnaturally contorted limbs, blocked their path, smirking menacingly.
"You two aren't going anywhere," she hissed.
"Guess we gotta play dirty," Ben whispered to Glack.
Ben charged at Flex with surprising speed for his size, while Glack ducked around and slashed at her with his elven cosplay sword. Flex twisted and bent, narrowly dodging their attacks. Finally, Ben delivered a crushing diaper slam, sending Flex sprawling across the stone floor.
With Flex incapacitated, Alex and Ben raced to the main chamber, where the cult was preparing their final ritual. The high priest, cloaked in a shimmering robe, held a ceremonial dagger high above a crib.
"Stop right there!" Glack shouted, drawing his sword.
The high priest turned, revealing a pale, elven face. "You dare challenge Lord Aelfar?"
"We do!" declared Ben.
Ben unleashed a torrent of legal jargon, pointing out numerous child safety violations, while Alex charged at the elf with his sword. A fierce battle ensued, but Alex finally managed to wrest the dagger from Aelfar and push him into a nearby pit.
The cultists, confused and leaderless, scattered into the desert night.
With the cult defeated, Ben used his legal expertise to ensure that the authorities brought the remaining cultists to justice. Alex returned to London, but not before thanking his newfound friend.
"Think you'll visit England sometime?" Glack asked.
"Who knows? Maybe I'll open a practice there," Ben replied with a wink.
And so, the world was saved from the Altruistic Cult of the Pagan Elflord, thanks to the most unlikely duo- Big Ben and Glack. Captain Glack.
The End