5:56 when you finally get comfy with your blanket, your bag of chips, your coke, ready to watch your favorite youtuber and Mom wants you to do something.
@@tk17network22 THE RELIABLE EXCAVATION DEMOLITION HAS ISSUED A SHELTER IN PLACE WARNING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE RED MERCENARIES. THERE ARE 9 BLU MERCENARIES SURROUNDING THE CONTROL POINT. THERE IS NO HOPE, DON'T GO INVESTIGATE.
- Spy: *flees to avoid having to take responsibility for his family and to continue working as a mercenary - Spy when he realizes he will work on the same team as his son: 5:57
Degenerate Taco Meat no I’m pretty sure spy was his dad. He disguised as Tom Jones because he’s scouts hero. Tom Jones and scout are around the same age.
When that one scout comes back every 8 seconds on 48HP while hammering their e button and gets mad at you for having priorities if you dont heal them whitin 3 seconds.
@@lucy6472 If it's with a pocket, it's perfectly fine; in fact, pockets should protect their Medics. If it's with wounded people, that's one terrible Medic.
When you're the only Medic on the team, and the Soldiers and Demos feel like it's a good idea to Rocket/Sticky Jump out of your range and then yell for a Medic again.
0:00 When you get headshot the 500th time 1:08 When your main gets nerfed _again_ 2:20 When the entire enemy team is Direct Hit Soldiers and Loch-n-Load Demomen 3:28 When you can't aim to save your life 4:24 When you try to Trolldier but you keep dying from fall damage 5:56 When Pyros 7:12 When someone puts a paperweight on their E key 8:22 When people keep treating you like shit just for playing a class you like 9:18 When you walk into a sentry nest by accident when you didn't even hear any beeping (We don't talk about what I originally had here)
Two things to note: 1. Each of these classes had actors who were put into a room and told to do a blood curtling scream, as though they were being violently murdered. 2. Two of these classes [Heavy, Demo] are voiced by the same person.
Heavy screams out to someone and hopes he will be freed from the containment. Demoman is confused and screams then eventually screams the words "DAAAAAAD?" Engineer try’s hollering out to someone but he fails and just stops for awhile then continues on sniper keeps screaming "GAAAAY" insulting the person who trapped him, *but it does nothing because he sucks at insults* . Then soldier doesn’t scream he just literally says "A" literally the word "A", then he attempts to say "HELP". But nobody comes, then he becomes a banjo. Spy is actually being drowned at the start as a punishment for using dead ringer twice in 2fort. Then he starts screaming and taking breaths because he has lung cancer. Medic keeps saying "HOOOO" calling out to sniper and his owls, but nobody came. He kept trying but got more miserable. Pyro becomes a freaking siren and siren head gets kinda jealous, He then starts screeching through his mask. Then he try’s making signals, then back to screaming. Jesus he doesn’t wanna give up. Scout is the average person. He screams until he dies. He’s actually losing blood to a knife cut and blood is coming out of his mouth causing him to make a drowning noise. *Guess he’s drowning in his own blood* The meaning of all this torture was to get they’re blood type.
heavy sounds like his gun, sniper sounds like a car motor, demo sounds like a 5 year old crying for dad in the mall and spy ironically sounds like a german ww2 bomber
How it feels to be explaining something to someone, only for them to not answer your question, not listen, pay any attention, or keep track of the conversation. Forcing you to repeat yourself multiple times and in the end they don't understand anyway.
A good reflection of how it feels to be a TF2 fan these days, really.
FUNKe tf2 fans are like cactai
There is no other way to describe it
little did funke know, he would get an update relatively soon after.
FUNKe Why exactly did I look this up out of curiosity to find you
@@aseal5424 so we trip out when we drink from them?
Now this is Scream Fortress 2
HAPPY HALLOWEEN👻💀🎃
Scream fortress 666
👏👏👏👏
FUK YOU MERASMUS!
yup
5:56 when you finally get comfy with your blanket, your bag of chips, your coke, ready to watch your favorite youtuber and Mom wants you to do something.
or when you need to go pee
5:56 Me trying to take a gigantic dump but I'm constipated as fuck
*shitting*
5:56 - 6:20
*MMmMMmMMMMmmAAAaaAAAAAhHHHhHhAAaA*
5:06 Meet the Emergency Broadcasting Soldier
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS TRANSMITTED ST THE REQUEST OF THE MANN CO POLICE DEPARTMENT
@@tk17network22 THE RELIABLE EXCAVATION DEMOLITION HAS ISSUED A SHELTER IN PLACE WARNING FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE RED MERCENARIES. THERE ARE 9 BLU MERCENARIES SURROUNDING THE CONTROL POINT. THERE IS NO HOPE, DON'T GO INVESTIGATE.
@@wakemercs control point on 2fort? What kinda tf2 were you playing
1:47 meet the printerman
@@kellymountain duh. It's clearly Feam Tortress 64
“Yoooo he’s spittin straight facts!”
The facts he’s spitting: 0:48
He do be
ADADADADAYADAYADAYDADADAADADAAAA
@@paranoia4715 I agree
I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at a youtube comment before
Finally original comment
4:50 when soldier tries to play Tarzan
Henrik Foersom lmao
LOL WHAT
nah Tarzan played Soldier
@@palidengamer2540 yes
He's Trying to Play Deku
- Spy: *flees to avoid having to take responsibility for his family and to continue working as a mercenary
- Spy when he realizes he will work on the same team as his son: 5:57
lol
When your son backstabs you for being an ass of a parent
Wasnt it that spy killed scout's dad and disguised as him? That's what happened in the comics so I am not really sure it matters since no one cares
Degenerate Taco Meat no I’m pretty sure spy was his dad. He disguised as Tom Jones because he’s scouts hero. Tom Jones and scout are around the same age.
The Spy Who Grabbed Me
“You got the panic attack”
We found it, we found the gold
Comedy gold
Big brain
This video is just me internally when I have to deal with my own bullshit!
"Achievement item : Not Tradeable or Marketable"
3:51 when the jarate is red instead of yellow
When the jarate is chunky
Oh bloody fantastic!
Sorry
Printer
Oh Goodness
Lmao
7:11 medic mains after their first day as medic
Me evryday in tf2
pain
Sounds like a normal game to me
(medic main)
pretty much xd
blutsauger
8:22 when your cat claws your back while you're holding it
*Screams in air raid siren*
*äaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaAAaAAAaAAaaAAaAaaEaAAaAaaaAAaAAaWaawawawawawawawawawawawæ*
Your back?
@@MrGuy125 oh no not the eye
siren time lmao
7:11 How it FEELS to play Medic in TF2
if only lazypurple made it
As an soldier/medic main, i can confirm.
Specialy if the entire team is spamming E
When that one scout comes back every 8 seconds on 48HP while hammering their e button and gets mad at you for having priorities if you dont heal them whitin 3 seconds.
2:20
Ever wondered how it feels when you decide to go Engi only to realize the enemy team is made out of Soldiers and Demos?
Dont forget the spies
Nearby Medic: "I am fully charged!"
Engineer:
Not Big Surprise you got that one medic main that uses their heal targets as meat shields
@@lucy6472
If it's with a pocket, it's perfectly fine; in fact, pockets should protect their Medics. If it's with wounded people, that's one terrible Medic.
When your an engine and everyone on your team is afk and your Against a team of only spies and demos
8:23 WW2 sirens going off warning people to stay inside.
6:32 when you finish but scouts mom keeps going
Miss Pauling: just exists
Scout 9:31
Underrated comment
@@thatboychad9122 scouts "lil scout": 4:47
Knowing this makes this comment underrated
Jeez that is deep
When your printer starts to work 3:42.
And them explode
yeah its satisfying to hear my printer scream at me in a human voice and make demonic noises xd
And then prints every sheet of paper in the reserve at once
3:50
Geer
Alternative Title: Every TF2 Class having a complete mental breakdown
Ah yes... the GREAT DAYS...
@@Usend_Licrua BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
@@treemoderator7312 Hm. You Called?
I think soldier already had one
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
TF2 but every class is passing a kidney stone.
Underrated comment
Give this man a like
Excuse me,what
Lmao demo and engi really fit
@captain potato are you joking?
When you’re on the other side of the map and a spy saps your sentry: 2:32
And that’s where a hidden teleporter and the eureka effect come in.
More like helplessly watching your children die from a stupid baguette man
I. FELT THIS
i have hacks
@@happygamer_18 A good spy would sap the teleporter first so the engineer cant get to his nest
4:24 oh, so these are the screaming eagles
3:28 when wall starts speaking french
😆
8:22 alarm siren playing before explosion of upward (2035 colorized)
The siren minutes before the tank comes out
Imagine if he ran into a glass door before screaming as well
THATS WHEN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE?!?!?!
Destroyed from the siren head
*2022
2:38 me in any social interaction ever
You choke on air
Dude me
is that a wild SUE
@@mrvidyas remember that it is not fuckable until 18 years
WAAAH. WAAh WaSaAaAaAAh ahh. AHHhHHh. WAaAAaSSAAAAaAAAeAaAAAAAAaAaAAAA eeeeeereeeeeeeeeee.
5:57 Spy pissing out a 50 pound gallstone
*Why in the 7 shades of hell did you have too give me that image?*
Sniper: *First time?*
@@webzter2661 Spy: 6:52
It sounds like a tie figter
From star wars
7:11 is literally just the casual medic experience condensed into audio.
This is way to accurate.
3:14 Hewlett Packard scanner warming up
I can confirm
Oh my gods, this is so accurate!
A failing Floppy drive
How Angie breath: *little breath* AGH! *little breath* AGH! *little breath* AGH! *Deep Breath* AAAAAAAAaaAAaAaaaaaAaaaAAAAAAAaaAAaaaaaaaaAAAA!
That's my Pavilion23 everytime I play a low quality game
Why did I not discover this masterpiece sooner?
There you are, I was looking for you.
Finally you’ve arrived
Why are you so down in the comment section? You're normally top!
CoolPlayersVic yeah what happend?
FINALLY UR HERE UR 1 MILLION SECONDS LATE
8:28
When you don’t want to act mad in front of everyone so you’re left screaming on the inside
POV: You are Ms. Pauling and all the mercenaries are stubbing their toe the room over
7:11
When your pocketing a heavy but then he suddenly dies by a crit rocket
Medic has a Asthma attack
I will drop your Uber now
Learn English idiot
Its called a crocket
@@punx06 Crocket is just short for Crit Rocket
i hope kanye samples this in his next record
yes
lol
8:23
Its a peaceful day on Berlin, 1945, but then...
Oh hell no!
Playerot122 Gaming *Pyro Alert System*
It sound like Stuka plane while destroying a town.
Oh no
A red pyro is in the base
How it feels to play competitive tf2
How it feels to play competitive TF2 being new to competitive
Correction: how it feels in competitive tf2 que
d-dude you just got 360 likes YOU HAVE REACHED THE MLG LIKE CHAT
How it feels to join a comp server and have someone leave
Stimulate your senses lmao
Mom: why is the sun shining so early
The sirens: 8:22
That dark
Coming from thanos who killed half the population of the galaxy, yaaaaa
@@Bobby-lj5kw koolaid man is more powerful then Thanos
@@palidengamer2540 Tachanka is more powerful than Thanos.
@@palidengamer2540 who?
Every other class: glowing eyes
Soldier: *ASCENSION*
i feel like sniper's watch should have glowed
@@zestydagoatxxd it does glow
Demoman: glowing eyes in the smile paper
He more looks like a lamp.
After watching so many TF2 Gmod videos, this doesn't feel so weird.
I can relate.
I second that
I third that
Yup
Same here
7:11 when u have an Uber but u get hit by a random crocket
As a Medic main, I can relate
When you're the only Medic on the team, and the Soldiers and Demos feel like it's a good idea to Rocket/Sticky Jump out of your range and then yell for a Medic again.
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 GOD, I FUCKING FEEL THAT
Fuck dude i feel that, now everytime i get an uber i play extremely defensively
8:22 When you spycheck the whole room and still get backstabbed
angery
Relatable
Angey
Angy
@@Cadensans This translates to… some sort of symbol collection. What.
4:24
The scream of everyone in honor of Rick may's death.
Your a good man thank you
You're a blessing for the honorable Rick May
@@luciavillegas4928 wtf
SCREAMING EAGLES!!!😭😭😭
@@luciavillegas4928 he is really dead dude
Demoman when he sees his dad. 1:17
lol haha xd funny
Breach approves this comment
No sign of funny here
@@repostifyou9457 DEMOMAN dad is ded
*Daaaad*
0:00 When you get headshot the 500th time
1:08 When your main gets nerfed _again_
2:20 When the entire enemy team is Direct Hit Soldiers and Loch-n-Load Demomen
3:28 When you can't aim to save your life
4:24 When you try to Trolldier but you keep dying from fall damage
5:56 When Pyros
7:12 When someone puts a paperweight on their E key
8:22 When people keep treating you like shit just for playing a class you like
9:18 When you walk into a sentry nest by accident when you didn't even hear any beeping (We don't talk about what I originally had here)
>defends pyros
>shits on scout right after
I like you
i agree with the 8:22 one
it really represents what us pyro mains feel
Last one is me when I thought I was done with my homework but I wasnt
Top Shelf With You
the e jokes never get old
9:18 when you can't hit anything so your team puts you in the femur breaker
Larry: *whoms’t has awakened the ancient one*
when you hear that nice cronch of the femur breaker:
breh the first time i heard that audio i thought i was breaking 096's shins or something
When tf2 hasn't received a major update in nearly a year
One and a half years now.
Over 2 now
2 years and a half
let's just not count from now on and accept our fate
LavaAgent052 first time?
When Valve finally finishes mopping up a wave aimbots and crashbots only to have the entire source code of their games leaked a few days later
4:24 when you've done nothing but teleport bread for three days
YOU'VE W H A T-
@@milleniam You told me to
@@annoying_HK_guy *deep voice* how much.
@@Sam-rr2ul …I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
@@annoying_HK_guy **Throw the jar**
As a engie main I can say the 2:20 is me having a panic attack because my nest went down
*Panic Attack*
So a panic attack is added to your inventory every time your nest goes down
@@fink_rat Yeah
*heart attack*
Panic attack?
I keep screaming but God won't answer
Oof
Scream louder
me too man
me too
One of the best SFM channels
Have you tried spinning I heard that’s a good move!
This is just a Dr. Lalve video for 10 minutes
*U N C U T E D I T I O N*
*E X T R A L E N G T H*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Random explosions
More like an Eltorro64rus video for 10 minutes
Or Payton Tate.
9:18 as a sniper main, this gives me an eargasm.
You Monster
That shit is ASMR i hate those little boston boys that just run like little bitches. No wonder apy left their sorry ass
TF2 fans when the source code for tf2 gets leaked: 4:24
Good way to celebrate 11th anniversary of tf2
What a story, Mark.
Oh hi Mark!
Everyone: Deck the halls with bells of holy.
Drunk me: 1:29
Ah, a fellow Centurion man I see?
agggghhhhh
*high pitched unknown noise*
Lmao
lllaaaall
DAAAHH
llaa
LMAOOOAOOOAOAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN JUST BC OF THIS COMMENT
2:20 Live footage of an engineer main seeing a spy going towards his buildings while hes respawning, some date during TF2s lifespan colorized.
The fact that this happened to me too many times made me feel physical pain
8:52 when you try to tell your mom something but she isn’t looking.
Underrated
Me: eh the screams are funny but where’s the re-
Soldier: *gives me a heart attack*
3:30 gargling water be like
LMAO
When me when
Chinese water torture
@@JustinWhy_ also known as drowning
4:24 me when mom takes my xbox away for saying frick in front of my little brother
thats me having a autism meltdown
Ashton S. Lmao relatable
Hey I have a xbox
7:11 when you go on tf2 and another badge update.
Too relatable
Good job Vale Just what 3 more years if you're lucky and no one will play
@@mr.spycrab4757 people are still gonna play lmao
There's still an active TFC community for fucks sake
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
NO NO NO NO LET ME OUT I NEED MY SOURCE CODE
COME IN WE'LL MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
Pyro's scream sounds like his soul trying to leave through his mouth but gets stopped by the mask and inhaled back inside in a horrible cycle.
I love how for Scout, even his Scattergun has the eye effect.
Then you'll Love the Demoman
I want this a Tf2 Mod for every death on tf2.
I'm working on it. gamebanana.com/sounds/42921
time to save down the link
It overlaps each other
And plays the entire clip
That’s gotta stop spawn camping for sure!
Be careful what you wish for.
Mr. Giggles I don’t see the problem
pYRO SOUNDS LIKE AN AIR RAID SIREN
I think that was the point.
I fear no man, but that thing...
*clip of Pyro screaming like a madman*
it scares me.
Lmao yes
The people who made this might have actually used one of those...
Just wait until you put it on 0.25x speed.
No one:
Baby’s when absolutely nothing happens:
8:22
i just love how Pyro sounds like a bad working alarm
good micspam material for this years scream fortress
EDIT: lovin scream fortress so far but im sure im ruining it a little bit for some
>hldj
>voice_enable
>+voicerecord
No one:
Babies in public transport:
AaAaAaAaAaAa
8 hour of scream later, you know what i mean
A Sane Person: What music do you listen to?
Me: Uhhh...
Music to my ears
9:20 Scout mains when they die to a W+M1 pyro
Me when I get up in the morning: 5:56
2:52 when my mom sees something cute
*AAAAAAAAAA*
AAAaAaAaAaAaaAwWwWw
*Æ*
He sounds like he has auto tune lol.
AAAaaAaaAaAAAaaaa
4:24 when you miss the market garden because of the hit box
this sounds exactly like a gmod video
YE
Engineer is holding a wrench, but theres a mini sentry out.
Guess we know what he was screaming about now
Why?
When you are respawning and a spy,a demo with uber and a soldier with direct hit are coming to your nest 2:32
Literally art.
Yeet, i have found you
This is basically what gmod tf2 videos sound like
*I CAN CONFIRM*
When you unbox 9 unusuals in a row
1 for each class?
9:19 124 HP scouts when other players on low HP take healing or sandvich
Yes its true
Im scout mane
Two things to note:
1. Each of these classes had actors who were put into a room and told to do a blood curtling scream, as though they were being violently murdered.
2. Two of these classes [Heavy, Demo] are voiced by the same person.
9:19 when you figure out the spy is your dad
*Red Spy*
Its the red spy you idiot
@Saad Syed woah my mom was scouts dad the whole time.
It's happiness or pain?
@@kingkaiju3968 pain
When a Direct Hit Soldier see an enemy Medic with full uber: 4:24
5:56 when you acidentally lag your brain and backstab a second too late and then the pyro turns to you
Heavy screams out to someone and hopes he will be freed from the containment. Demoman is confused and screams then eventually screams the words "DAAAAAAD?" Engineer try’s hollering out to someone but he fails and just stops for awhile then continues on sniper keeps screaming "GAAAAY" insulting the person who trapped him, *but it does nothing because he sucks at insults* . Then soldier doesn’t scream he just literally says "A" literally the word "A", then he attempts to say "HELP". But nobody comes, then he becomes a banjo. Spy is actually being drowned at the start as a punishment for using dead ringer twice in 2fort. Then he starts screaming and taking breaths because he has lung cancer. Medic keeps saying "HOOOO" calling out to sniper and his owls, but nobody came. He kept trying but got more miserable. Pyro becomes a freaking siren and siren head gets kinda jealous, He then starts screeching through his mask. Then he try’s making signals, then back to screaming. Jesus he doesn’t wanna give up. Scout is the average person. He screams until he dies. He’s actually losing blood to a knife cut and blood is coming out of his mouth causing him to make a drowning noise. *Guess he’s drowning in his own blood*
The meaning of all this torture was to get they’re blood type.
heavy sounds like his gun, sniper sounds like a car motor, demo sounds like a 5 year old crying for dad in the mall and spy ironically sounds like a german ww2 bomber
3:28
*m a x n u t*
1 D E C E M B E R
How it feels to lose a game of Super Mario Party because someone got a bonus star that put them in first
true
That's Mario Party in general.
3:50
Damn Yoshi got 2 bonus stars in a row.
Mario Party 3 with extreme AI
2:20
What an engie main feels when the team just isn't there for you while 12 demos sticky your lvl 1 sentry
0:21 heavy is voiced my lawnmower confirmed
When the karate is brown instead of yellow: 6:18
What scunts think when a medic sees them: 7:31
DemoKnights when they see a lonely engineer: 1:12
I hate it so much
0:00 when there is no Heavy Update
When you trying to start your car:
9:45
Omg, 1k likes...
Big thanks
I got an ad for carfax when i clicked the timestamp
@@lynnette1657 👌😂
LOL
I’m the 667 like
@@blackout2986 And Im the 668 like
Me: Plays as spy
Opponent team: *Mainly composed of pyros*
Also me: 5:56 - 7:10
haha
I felt that one
The Demoknight : 1:08
0:01 When you get backstabbed as heavy by the same spy for the 158th time
2:21 That one kid on the roller coaster
LEGO pieces must really hurt don't they?
*EXPECTS SOMETHING ELSE THAN A SCREAM*
This is just one guy stepping on a Lego
9 guys
How it feels to be explaining something to someone, only for them to not answer your question, not listen, pay any attention, or keep track of the conversation. Forcing you to repeat yourself multiple times and in the end they don't understand anyway.
When My family asks me to play with the neighbors son:
The neighbors son: 9:43