Jolyne And Jotaro Go To McDonald's | Episode 1
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It's that time of the year where JoJos and their dadsgo to McDonald's (not) on our fathers day cause I can't be asked uploading at a specific time
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If this feels short or incomplete (like how they didn't actually go to McDonald's), just know that I planned for this to be a long video but I got lost in time and already a month passed, so I decided to split it into two instead of making you guys wait :D
Also check the description if you want to translate the video in your language so more folks can enjoy it
Ok
Woo
ok master
I Can't Wait For Jojocraft 4!
Okay see
Dio with senator Philip : "faster faster!"
Dio with Giorno : "YOU F*CKING PSYCHOPATH"
Just love and respect
It's fun to call your child a psycho when you are one yourself
Dio:The sidewalk is wide enough. GO
Finally, a ova joke!
hehehehaw
I like how Jotaro is literally younger than Jolyne here and DIO and Giorno are about 100 years apart in age.
Stop in that part of jotaro he was 17 and jolín 15 what the hell are they making me want to think
Nah man, he just worked out again and likes his old uniform cuz it's the only thing that fits his muscular body
@@lenin4208 she's 19
@@wada4061 she's 16 idk wtf you talkin about
@@Green_Falcon she's 19 bro
Jotaro isn't like most dads. He's telling the truth when he says he went to go get milk
Whoa relatable
Most dads that leave*
where is the milk
@@Ihavenohead 3:51
@@Bruhmeister oh i thought it was going to be no milk as a joke.
I love how Jotaro has Jolyne's number as Jolyne Kujo instead of just Jolyne or some affectionate nickname.
Really drives a point home
Draparodox?
I know right? That Koichi is such a reliable guy?
Koichi Nick name is Koi-koi-kun
I literally lost it at 7:27 when Giorno and Dio were passing them while Giornos theme is just blasting...LMAO
Giovanna?
727...
@@wuwuchi when you see it
The moment had me Speedwa-GONE!
when you see it
Honestly suprised that Giorno dosen't go looking for Jonathan. It's not like time matters in this Jojo universe so I wouldn't be surprised that Johnathan is still around despite dio having his body.
Jonathan is in the universe
Jonathan is literally in the minecraft ep
Jonathan is vibing somewhere. Idk where but probably in the same country where DIO and Giorno go to McDonalds series
Don’t worry, Jonathan just went for the milk
True... I mean... Giorno was made from at least 95% of Jonathan's body
Jotaro guessing Jojo as his daughter's name was genius 😂
Jojo
Jojo
Jojo
Jojo
Jojo
Netflix: No more Stone Ocean for 6 more months
BragonGod: Fine, I'll do it myself
I like this joke, it was so funny
It’s here!
Oh my bad
oh hey, almost exactly 6 months now and stone ocean will be releasing at december 1
Franko? Fraswer.
I just saw the finale for stone ocean and....
Well, I'm now just getting into Jojolion.
when dio said "LOOK AT THE DAMN ROAD OR WE'LL END UP LIKE PAUL WALKER" it killed me lmao
WRYYYYYY!!!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
So? Sas So.
DIO: YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!
Giorno: *downs a bottle of vodka or something similar*
Same
I like to think that this is a universe where every JoJo character coexist in a somewhat peaceful environment 💀💀
Like Valentine visits Johnny and Gyro regularly. Then, meets "Hat Josuke"
“OR WE’LL END UP LIKE PAUL WALKER!”
DIO LMFAOOO
NOOO, DIOOOO 🤣😭💀💀
Paul walker nooooooo
It's been a long dayyyy without you mah friendo
NAAAAAWW DIO WHY YOU DO HIM LIKE THAT
Fobbit?
“You’re such an awful father”
-Dio
Also
Giorno:Is that you dad?
Yep. That’s what happened. In the video we all watched.
Bad father calling another Bad father, “Bad father.”
@@LUUUUU8 the driving part had me dying
when a minor spelling mistake happens
@@brandon10653 yep
"you're so old you probably have a signed version of bible"
Damn Jolyne is savage
Jolun? Hebrez.
Savage? Jotaro's Tesla, is way hotter, and more savager, than 3D Kars
@@Stalker_Monkee What about 4D speedwagon?
@@Stalker_Monkeebroo my chumimin no way noooo nooo his facee nooo 😔😔😔
this is fucking gold, the animations almost never fail. they never feel akward or forced. even some dialogues work out perfectly like the generation gap thing wherever u got that form. not to mention its actually a great watch too!
He got the generation gap voice line from eyes of heaven game
TechMage? Tete Goo!
9:17
jotaro got so scared he randomly started bleeding
8:58 jolyne saying "ill fuck you up" with the most wholesome face ever
And how somehow her clothes disappeared
He's not animating it so he has to work with what he can get from the anime
@@HandlessuckL she just removed her jacket nothing to think here
@@HandlessuckL 💀
@@HandlessuckL yo sus
7:35 I love that things like this never change
Inimuniplis? Kompo.
8:56 jolyne just smiling while she punches a cig out of her dads mouth
Beasturk? Refull.
"I'll fvkkk you up (^⌣^ )
please stop smoking ʃƪ(＾3＾)"
Can I just express how hilarious the production of this all is? Just an absolute comedic treat all round.
Roent? Da.
i love how jolyne says "its raid shadowin time" and raid shadowed all over the place truly one of the best moments
Fr fr
7:32 that joke never gets old of giorno drinking while driving
Golden Wind!
Żytniówka my beloved
@@monstertokusatsu6042 Golden Wind Requiem!
no cap
DIO: If I had a son I would treat him with love and respect
Also DIO: KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD PSYCHOPATH
Glad that the tradition of Giorno driving while drinking to Golden Wind Hardbass lives on
Starsil? Vavaik.
@@Влад_Денисенко_4Hotel? Trivago.
You decided to get out of your crip and upload. Nice
don't get used to it
Yare yare daze...
@@BragonGod good work sir take rest and come back hopefully
love that Jolyne notices how expensive Jotaro's car is before anything seeing as she was arrested for grand theft auto
4:04 where have you been all this years
I went out to buy milk
I absolitely love how you keep the reference of Giorno's driving. I burst out laughing IMMEDIATLY when I saw this segment. 7:27
Cant believe he made it as a easter egg in the video 😂
😂
Раз, раз, два, три, раз
Cosmo? Cosmo Flerom.
This really brightened my day thank you for the content you make keep up the good work Bragon
I feel like McDonald's is becoming a central hub for the Joestars chaos
True
Man jojos really love Mcdonalds I wonder when will they go to KFC instead
Sgurdonterbuh? Hylaski.
The videos you made were already editing masterclasses, and they still keep on improving. Thats absolutely unbelievable...
Yoooo
Oh its u
I did not realise I was this known
@@alecsbizarrememes7862 didnt u make the motivating star platinum
@@H3x4g0n33 Yes. And singing dio. But still, 3 people recognising me in a 57 liked comment is mind blowing.
5:36 was the best. Knew it was coming but lol'd anyway
7:37 Giorno prawilnie żytniówka B)
Oczywiście
Jolyne: exists
Jotaro: I've never met this woman in my life
That is cuz that's Jotaro part 3, part 4 onwards would be like AH YES DAUGHTER HOW DO YOU DO
Extreme? Ehtremper! What?
A real pity the Joestar family secret technique didn't work 9:42 LMAO!!
nigerundayo
Zacasew? Uss.
@@burninggojiguy7222 NANI?!
This man Jotaro's so good at driving he can drive backwards.
Until he got his eyes off the road.
I like how jotaro and joylene were fighting while giorono and dio are screaming
It's hilarious to see jojos characters doing
cheesy publicity like this 1:27
8:34 i just noticed, Jotaro is driving on fucking reverse-
Wtf
7:32 I cant stop laughing someone provide me air
Darkled? Stim.
8:29 lmao Elon tusk act69💀
This low-key made me want a slice of life JoJo spin-off
Finally, the sequel to "Giorno and Dio goes to McDonald's"
more like spin off
builder
Tetin? Tho mne?
I love how DIO raged when Giorno was about to reveal the other 2 sons, as if he really gave a shit.
3
@@nessesaryschoolthing oh yeah I forgot the bohemian rhapsody guy
Would the green baby also be his child? It was made of his bone
@@chinesefood8501 Maybe? Not so much for the purposes of discrediting him to Giorno's mom though
@@chinesefood8501 it would technically be his clone... kinda (?
7:28
This is why Dio didn’t want to sit in his son’s car again
Like how Jotaro refuses to sit in his grandpa’s vehicle
Exactly
Cyolk? Hlesg.
8:22 whos gonna tell them they are going backwards
At least she was being a good daughter and making him not smoke
HE FINALLY USED SECRET JOESTAR'S TECHNIQUE!
Jotaro is still young because in this universe he learnt hamon
7:52 Why is the car going backwards LMAO
Jotaro being the same old guy forgetting that her daughter is a lesbian
All these brands in background are killing me 😂😂😂😂 4:40
Jotaro would not be acting like that to his daughter. He said he loved her and only separated due to enemy stand users.
Do you think that would be as funny
We know, this video is only a meme. Also it's 17 years old Jotaro he didn't know he will have a daughter
8:49 bro she got so mad at her father that she gave happy expressions
19 years old Jolyne: Father!
Jotaro: I'm seventeen years old.
Jotaro: "yakamashi"
Jolyne: "urusai"
Jotaro had every right not remembering her.
giorno: *beats up dio for ruining fathers day and calling his own father the f slur for food poisoning him*
also giorno: y'know what fuck it lets go to the same place all over again every fathers day
Man every time when BragonGod posts you know its about to be a good day
what do you mean good day bread
@@Ihavenohead Its like busting a fat one in a sock
5:12 a bright sunny day innit bruv?
he put a 1 inch layer of invisible sub cream on
So now we have *4* ongoing series’ on this one channel, Baron is going insane with how many ideas can become a full series-
Edit: oh nvm, this one got added to the Giorno and DIO go to McDonald’s series, so there’s still only 3 series.
i cant imagine how much work having all these series at once is
@@xystumlol
Yeah, it’s insane
@@xystumlol yes, I keep up with the uploads on all of my series, especially that Konosuba one... Can't remember it's name.
Oh well
@@BragonGod why not upload more episodes to the older ones instead of making new ones?
@@sohansaha4693 Maybe he works according to his mood
“KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD BEFORE WE END UP LIKE FUCKING PAUL WALKER” bro I’m dead
WHY TF IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT DIO IS STANDING IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT AS IF HE ISN'T A VAMPIRE!
Let’s goooo I love this thank you so much for making these
I was soo depressed from today morning , thank you so much for making me smile with this great video bragon ❤️
9:44 no wonder he's a marine biologist when he runs with that sound
АЗАХАХАХАХАХ ЭТО ПРЕКРАСНО , АВТОР ТЫ ТОЖЕ ПРЕКРАСЕН.. Переводчики тоже ! Спасибо вам огромное ❤️
Giorno is most certainly driving like a true Italian
Giorno drinking and driving is actually funny
Doode? Guskus)
Funny how Jotaro’s in an electric car, but makes a startup sound a petrol car would make 7:25
LS swapped Tesla
It's TesIa with a capital i instead of L, by elon tusk
your average chinese knockoff
I see
this is god tier it genuinely kinda looks like an actual jojo episode
Yes! So good, it feels like a jojo eposide thats for sure
Omorateto? Suk.
@@Влад_Денисенко_4 you shut up
9:41 Jotaro uses the joestar's secret technique.
Nigerundayo
I loved how you turned jojo into a fucking slice of life anime
Literally majority of part4
@@Enter_a_name69 thats so real 💀
Yo the legend uploaded on his YT channel, let's go.
Edit: Also the editing skills here are amazing.
1:10 I can't stop wheezing-
My only regret about watching this video right now, that I now have to wait for a part 2 with the longest gap rather than a shorter one...
My man made it!! RAID sponsorship is huge. Congrats man!
6:01 EEEEHHHHHHHHHH
I really like the way he edits his videos, as well as the way he puts effort into it.
I'm still waiting for another episode of jojo craft!
Miriam? Xoxoxo, Ass!
I like how Jotaro was literally out buying milk when Jolyne met her.
The sequel to Dio and Giorno go to McDonald's that we didn't know we needed
7:36 As a Pole I am happy seeing what is Giorno drinking XD
I love it. And I love how there is still the same dio and giorno bull crap happening at the same time!
Funny how nobody’s mentioning Jolyne’s weird “GeNeRaTiOn gAp”
I literally seen that coming☠️ 0:29
I'm not even mad, This is a masterpiece.
Lono? Ur.
It's really impressive to see how much you were able to do with Jolyne in this video even though only 1/3 of her part has been released (as of writing this comment)
The best part of this vid is when Jotaro runs away LOOOOOOOL
We are about to see this vid getting over 1 million views in a week, as it should.
Still a far way away from the goal. Not good, we need to get it there because it deserves it.
I'm really excited to look Jotaro's reaction about Anasui (wish I wrote his name wright). This will be the legendary
He would punch his face in. Or Giorno would mistaken him for Diavolo.
Most likely he will be a one-sided stalker towards Jolyne and Jotaro would protect her.
jolyne rly caught her dad getting the milk
7:32 that joke never gets old of giorno drinking while driving
this is also so so cool, the jokes are so funny and i cant get over ur editing skills man, keep it up!!
9:56 remember, One Piece and JoJo are the best manga
one piece >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jojo : )
@@BragonGod *One Piece >>>> JoJo btw, what part you re watching ?
Narutooo!
Jojo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>One Piece@@BragonGod
7:32 i love that part lmao
WRYYYYYY!!
Turt? ggg
3:52 first time seeing a father actually going out to buy milk
Ah yes, a Tesla is powered by an engine now
Looks like Jotaro made some improvements
I love how it doesn’t look like the characters are just copied and pasted into the settings that they’re in
Damn that Giorno driving bit hits harder than the car itself will.
Giorno drinking żytniówka made my day
I LOVE YOUR WORK MATE, KEEP IT UP
"You're so old you probably have a signed version of The Bible"
Pucci:Well hold on , i'm not that old how did you get this diamond in your hands , Jotaro?
I just love whoever had the idea to create this, my God, what a masterpiece 😵😵😵😵