What if Dan and Phil were GODS?
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Fantastic Beasts and where to put them
Most underrated comment
Best comment
I read the “where to put them” in the sorting hat’s voice 😂
this deserves so many more likes
I'm cackling xDDD
If u can remember them saying Dan Vs Phil instead of the fire and mutes sounds you are old enough for a seniors discount
**cough** well that's me **cough**
When you're a senior before you're an adult
THIS-GURL-LOVES-KPOP !!! GET ME MY DISCOUNT.
Can I get a discount pls.
those were the days.....y’all remember the mortal kombat dan vs. phil? 😩🙌
Literally the only reason I still know that they are having a Dan vs Phil is because of the gray filter and the explosions because they literally don't bother with words anymore
did they accidentally lose the explosion sound effect?
title
Yeah, I’ve only been here for about a year and a half, one of the first videos I saw was a Dan vs Phil and I didn’t know that they were actually saying words😂
the Dan vs Phil announcement have become more unclear over time... yet i still know it's a Dan vs Phil ( those fricken' explosions)
I actually only started being a fan last year but luckily the first Dan v Phil I saw they actually spoke words lol
“If you’re watching this with a beak two times the size of your body, I still think you’re beautiful”
- Daniel Howell 26 November 2018
I feel seen.
@The1younevernotice you were right. I feel valid.
I felt that
Dan: If you are watching this hold your breath
Me: *holds breath*
Dan: don't actually do that
Me: oh
That's what I did lol
*holds breath*
*video buffers*
* dies*
I’m typing this while holding my breath hahahahabbaa
@The Corrupted Angel.
Yes I am not an idiot
@The Corrupted Angel.
I didn't really I was joking
Remember when “Dan vs Phil” was actually “Dan vs Phil” and not “fire explosions with random noise”
new subs must be totally confused by that lmao
only 90’s kids will remember “Dan Vs. Phil”
Winter Santiago normally saying dan vs Phil? I don’t know her
It's been 16 years...
I remember us predicting this happening when they started to change how "Dan vs Phil" sounded
*_DAN WEARING A BEANIE IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED_*
literally me
Not A Bike. it’s all of us tbh
IT IS MY *_AESTHETIC_*
• grape gwen • yass
He is so precious
speaking of internet support group,
*dan its been a literal year*
*your inbox is gonna be F L O O D E D*
emo trashTM I’m going to cry mines lost
@@pleasehajima451 Resend it!
||-//
i sent an email at 4am a week ago
Hey look, it's a emo fren
“What if Dan and Phil were gods?” I would pray a lot more
actual mood
Not for praising them, but in hopes that they don’t ruin the world
If they were gods I'd actually believe in that kind of stuff lmao
Bold of you to assume they aren't already.
mood
The timeline of Dan's hair:
Horrifying -poodle- emo phase
Slightly shorter emo phase
Hobbit curls
Beanie complete with relatable quote
You will be converted..... you just made a lotr reference
Also, forgot the RelatableTM
Dan is the one who called them Hobbit curls first, though.
Yunn Nan don’t forget that piercing he have on his right ear
I think Dan would be a son of Hades, and Phil would be a son of Demeter; that would explain his affinity for houseplants...
Yunn Nan Dan is Nico di Angelo and Phil is Will Solace
Yunn Nan OMG THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
I agree with everyone here
True dat
Yunn Nan i agree with everything said here
“You don’t need to see them all”
*_YES THEY DOOOOO_*
That gave me life
but... me though XD
2015: dAn vS PHIL!
2018: *various nature noises and plastic clashing sounds*
only 90s kids remember when "dan vs phil" was actually words
@@nixtheclause9984 fucking true 😂
Y’all wrong only the dinosaurs remember
Random Person You’re wrong as well. The tiny organisms that probably lived in space at one point will only remember it
Connor RK900 Preach
That's moment when you actually can't picture them saying the words "dan vs phil" in your head
Dan: the god is seratonin deficiency, (credit to TomSka.)
Phil: the god of making a disturbing amount of unintentional innuendos
Lady door flashbacks
but are they really unintentional ;)
we just don’t know...
Phil: we are mixing Jenga with being a god
Me: Jenga Jesus
This deserves an Oscar
Jengesus
jengus
CosmicC Big Jengus
Jengus
_"If you're watching this and you have a beak thats bigger than your body, you're still beautiful."_ -Daniel Howell, 2018
I feel so validated
Dan said I'm beautiful omg ;0;
@@emotea7843 you are! :D
alex kistan ty haha ^^ you are too!
Guys, we all know that Dan is the God of Serotonin Deficiency.
I-
bringin it back
It’s not a danandphilgames video without Dan’s screams bursting your ear drums.
OFC it's not
TrashMuffin duhh
Tru
Accurate
I’VE NEVER HEARD A BRITISH PERSON SAY TOUCAN AND IT’S SO WEIRD BUT CUTE
"Twocen"😂
I’m British and I can’t tell how “posh” my accent is until people tell me about it, I also don’t notice anyone else’s so they just sound normal 😂
Wait what. Is that not how u pronounce toucan?? How else do u pronounce it O.O?
With an American accent you say it "too can"
justinequek
Americans and some others say it “too can”
Awww Dan still thinks I'm beautiful
*screeches in toucan*
only 1800's kids remember when Dan vs. Phil was expressed in ACTUAL WORDS
morgxn j i remember oh well
@@ST4RGVRL444 ,,,a joke
I remember that time..long.. long ago..
@@Mishael2023 yeah...sometimes at night I dream of that simpler time
So long ago.....words existed
What will happen when the dan vs. phil board is filled up? Will the universe just explode?
Ella Myers Dan vs Phil? I only know 😤💥🔥🗣
probably
Yes
i may not be an astrophysicist but i can indeed confirm this
Of course not they'll get something else
I have an idea. They could place a huge corksheet or cardboard or picture frame or whatever on the back wall of the gaming room. They could stick their Dan vs Phil stickers there
Dan: if you're watching this and you have a beak twice the size of your body, i still think you're beautiful
Aww that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me
* *Beak furiously blushing* *
Hedysf literally my reaction
adorable
I thought the first half of it was directed towards dan so until I read the last part I was so confused
*video starts*
Me: whats wrong? SOMETHINGS WRONG!?
me: oh a white table ok.
Oh my god I just couldn't put my finger on it
HAHHAHA SAME
Yes me too!!!!
2:50 thanks Dan, i was getting self conscious about my giant beak
S A M E
Me
Same
When Phil said bear it reminded me if the video of the girl yelling at a bear for attacking her kayak
Memories
please stop :(
please stop bear :(
Currently realizing that that was probably intended and I'm just a bit slow
Bear, you are ruining my kayak! Bear, please stop.
Please stop, bear.
omg
You could say that Dan can escape any social interaction with the skill of Hou-deanie...
I'll see myself out.
Out now..
Deanie meaning the Dan beanie?
no please stay i need more of this thanks
artsy_individual (love your username) at the beginning Phil says Dan beanie? Deanie!
Howelldini
*"Me and something with tentacles, we just connected in a way I didn't think we would."*
alex kistan I’m getting symbrock flashbacks
Remember when Dan vs Phil was actually words?
New viewers must be so confused!
"Dan vs Phil" whomst? I only know **bird noises and explosions**
No. Just no
Only 80's kids will remember
good times
Dan losing his mind but saying "everything is fine" is one of the Bigest moods
fandom boi7 Me doing final exams
“everything is totally finEEAHHAHAHAHAHH”
why is no one :) talking about dan saying "you're my plinth of life" :) my heart: weeping
*c o u g h*
i s h i p i t
*c o u g h*
S O U L M A T E
timestamp?
@Intis2ar Jpeg awww, that's so cute.
ty for the timestamp btw ^0^
wHY ARE THEY *SO FREAKING cUtE!?* ;w; My lil shipping heart can't take ittt
When I was a young warthog my father took me into the city to see a marching band
eve røse i wheezed harder than i should XD
*cries in emo*
IM CDJLDJDLDJDKD
Random but valid
eve røse OM SCREAMIBG I THOIGHT YHIS WAS PUMBA’S PART IN HANKUNA MATATA SO I SATRTER SINGING IT IN YHE VOIXE IN MY HEAD BUG TEN I READ THE REST AND IM C R U S H E D SKSKS
But Dan already is a god... The God of Serotonin Deficiency
*chokes on tea*
why is that me
Yes, true
Yunn Nan i love uuu
*chokes*
UGGS ARE BOOTS THAT PEOPLE AT STARBUCKS WEAR!
It's so true though. 😂
12:17 dan saying "bad bear" is the cutest thing ever
IKR?
No diagreement
Ikr
Bear is yelling at a bear
I want him to call me bad bear
Phil: *smashes animals together* you can breed them
"it's having it's random punk phase, and it's very excited"- Daniel Howell 2018
The middle its is WRONG YOU SAID IT'S AND IT WAS ITS
Fantastic Beats And How To Balance Them: The Crimes Of Dan And Phil
YESSSS I WOULD WATCH THAT
Yes. Just yes.
I WOULD WATCH THAT
I would pay to watch that except I'm broke
I would watch that not even lying
I think Dan in the beanie killed me, have fun at my funeral ya’ll.
Please make sure it’s Shrek themed, it’s my favorite anime.
your wish is akinator's command
thus comment was a buswreck and i enjoged every minim of eeeet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We’ll play all star
@@mariongrey7853 Once told me
Yo yo yo use the announcement moose more bois
They protecc
They atacc
But most importantly-
The Christmas lads are bacc
and also... they stacc
I'm sorry, I'll leave
Sofissp26 I was just thinking that!!!
Also they a snaccc lol sorry
And also....
*they haven’t released Pinof 10 yet*
Dan wearing that beanie is something we all didn’t know we needed
*Phil: "...they don't need to see them all-"*
*Dan: :0*
*Dan: "AgHDsYES THEY DO?!!" >:00*
I laughed really hard at that... lol! he just exploded! XD
3:15
Dan *fondly*: you're my plinth of life
Phil: thanks :D
Me: (aw that's so sweet)
Dan: just kidding you don't give me life you drain it
Me: (... ugh dan why)
I didn't even hear that lmao
Sierra Bowers that’s a mood
Guess you could say it was a
_beartrayal_
GOD DAMN IT
It took me a moment
OMG 😂
"You're my plinth of life"
- Daniel Howell 2018
I screamed
Phil really IS Dan’s plinth of life.... :’)
Dan is intact Land and Phil is actually Sea who ‘In summer, Sea rises into the shallows to spend time with Land, Sea enjoys the company, and Land loves making Sea feel old.’
I agree 100%
someone make this into a fanfic now
aww
this is my favorite comment
i actually think it's the other way around. Phil 100% ages Dan every second with his random bullshit, and Dan secretly loves having him as company (and rises into the shallows aka actually emerges from his cave of solitude) regardless of how much he grumbles and complains
tHIS IS GONNA BE A- *random clashing of objects and explosions*
_dan vs phil_
this was so stressful i’m pretty sure i have wrinkles now
laniefalls LANIE FROM THE NOT MY ARMS MARIO CART VID!!!
Ava Lenore HI
Hi Lanie!
11:58
Phil, you are so precious
honestly if dan and phil were gods the world would consist of dogs and houseplants
what a world to live in
Jessica *dead house plants
I wouldn't complain though
We meet again, Jessica
@@joratilley6844 Dangit I wanted to say that ahah
Dan in a beanie is my aesthetic
*aesthetic*
same
Same + the leggings
Wolfy 57286 He looks so cute 😍
crowley and aziraphale energy
OMG SO TRUE!! AND LOOK AT THE THUMBNAIL TOO
I'm so pleased I'm not the only one who thought that
@@sophieblue0946 same
THANK YOU. I was looking for that after the thumbnail
Honestly feel so attacked, sitting in Starbucks watching this video wearing Uggs
The most _subtle_ merch plug
Damn Dan is wearing a *deanie* 💀
Happy Jasmin no
Good
Alexis Griffin lmao
Dan wearing a beanie and a sweater and Phil wearing a shirt that says Iconic is my aesthetic
speaking of the internet support group.. i'd love to see a new episode
yeah its been 35 years
honestly
Hey I'm Jay yes it’s been too long
I need to get a *deanie*
I just choked on coke reading that.
dan: you’re my plinth of life
phil: thanks
dan: just kidding you don’t give me life you drain it
Dan: *looks at phil*** You are my plinth of life.. :3
Phil: Thanks! :D
Me: Aww..
Dan: Just kidding, you dont give me life...you drain it
Phil: .. :0
Me: ... AwWww- XD
*procrastinates from homework for this*
-uh oh here we go down this rabbit hole again-
Same
Same
Dan is wearing black
Phil is wearing white
Everything is becoming
Perfect and right
Dans got a hat on
Phil has not
I watch this video
Forgetting all the homework I’ve got
Phantastical wot this needs more likes
MASTER 👏🏻 PIECE
I saw someone in my school with Dan and Phil Merch and I literally just smiled at them and they smiled back and it was a rare moment where it wasn’t awkward for me and I could be a phangirl with out being judged.
XxXNightHuntress XxX I made my best friend because I had a dan and Phil backpack and she commented on it. Now our conversations are just references lol
Dude this literally happened today. I was wearing Dan's merch and some girl saw and we both freaked out cause NOBODY at our school is a phannie
I’ve seen this girl with a dnp backpack at my school a few times but I’m too shy to say anything
2:36 Phil just shaking his head and looking at the camera is a mood
DaN iS tHe GoD oF SeRoToniN DefiEncY
I quote that religiously everyday cuz same
dans wearing the beanie
dans wearing the beanie
dans wearing the beanie
*dans wearing the beanie*
*THE SACRED BEANIE*
hi ej
hIyA eJ iLy aLso YES DAN IN A BEANIE BOI I-
I love how you see dan in his regular black clothes until you see his pants...
POV: youre watching dnpg during quarintine bc you miss them
you know that part in aladdin where the sultan is balancing a ton of animal figurines? yeah...
And the beast makes a cameo
the beast is dan yelling
Did Phil just admit he has a tentacle fetish
Yeck🐙
I think so
When?
@@sjlang7812 12:26
@@RacingClub321 thanks!
Petition for the "HAVE THE COURAGE TO EXIST" bracelet to be restocked *down below*
Signed!
Bethany M YES
PLEASE
YASSS
SIGNEDDDD
Remember when dan vs phil used to be words?
12:10 dan talking about himself in the third person
my first thought tbh
Phil: They don’t need to see them all
Dan: Y E S T H E Y D O
I actually held my breath, Dan. I went against your wishes.
today i learned i have a kink called “dan in a beanie”
Damnnnnnn
Same
I feel bad for every newer dnp stans who have no clue what a *clashing animals and explosion animations* is
Psst. What is it?
Eddie Wilson duh. It’s a clash of animals and explosions.
@@mossmortis if u actually don't know, its become a bit of a running joke, they used to say 'dan vs phil!' but after so many episodes its just turned into loads of random noises and effects gradually
If Dan and Phil were gods then we’d be praying everyday 😂
Can confirm, as a northern lass, that lugs/luggs, not sure how you'd spell it, are your ears! It's true!
That beanie looks so cute on Dan awwe
If dan and Phil were gods this world would be a better more memey place 🙌🏻🙌🏻 With maybe some inappropriate pickles thrown in there
xKat'ana that's the best description of them in general that I've ever heard.
xKat'ana But does he got a pickle on his pickle... 🤔
If Dan and Phil were our gods, we’d all be dead.
Taco Witch TRUE
How dare you actually yes Dan would be dead cuz he can't get of his phone Phil Wil kill us by removing all plants because he forgets about then
Yes we would be dead, and the living would have cat noses!!!!
just ask dil
*UGHS ARE BOOTS THAT PEOPLE IN STARBUCKS WEAR*
He protacc
He attacc
But most importantly
We love that the uploads are bacc
He stacc
Look at Danny boy wearing his appropriate seasonal item of clothing
*Phil... today you definitely needed a brain wash...*
“Uggs are boots that people in Starbucks wear”
I’m dying rn😂
anyone who’s new to the channel just has no idea what’s happening when they announce that it’s a dan vs. phil. it’s completely incomprehensible at this point, there’s just random noises and explosions.
They spoke words.......once......a long time ago
*Dan and Phil fight with animals in black and white with explosions*
Me: “Alright, so it’s a Dan V.S. Phil”
I love that for the dan vs Phil they have just stopped trying
Lugs Phil, lugs.
L-U-G-S. Get it right
Sincerely
a Scottish person
DAT THUMBNAIL THO :
Dan licking the warthog is almost as scary as Phil holding the planet in his hands
Maybe it's time to put up a big DanvsPhil cork board on the wall
God idea
@@Elliephant_ I see what you did there!
I feel happy bc now it is a perfect 111
Little blue greenfly YEEEEES great idea!!
No need for that anymore :(
*why would you give a shark legs?* Just be sure not to give them wings too
Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky
hoW ARE YOU eVErYwHeRe?!
Hummingbirds will no longer be the sharks of the sky, sharks will be the sharks of the sky.
3:15 i have a feeling he actually meant it but then thought it was to flirty for the video but idkkk
Dan panicking gives me stress 💀
noice 69 likes
same
No need to panic! At the Disco
"you are my plinth of life. just kidding you don't give me life you drain it."
Wow, Dan. Tsundere much?