Time in an arrow is a circle. Time in numbers and text are in squares. Time in your head is stuck in a permanent superposition of states. Time in a timer is hourglass or rectangle shaped. Time in the kitchen is an aromatic. An aromatic in a pride parade is a sexuality. A sexuality in a nutshell is a preference. A nutshell in a compost bin is fertilizer. A fertilizer in the farm is a load of bull shit. A load of bullshit in a microphone is a tom macdonald song. A macdonald song in a corporate sense is a song related to the McDonalds franchise. A franchise in an amrican government agency is a european import. A european import in porn terms is champagne. A champagne in boxing terms is mike tyson. A tyson in cooking terms is a chicken nugget. A nugget takes a few minutes to cook. A minute is a form of time. I just like the Qlocktwo.
Then why don't we? Square soup feels wrong because you're meant to just drink it out of a bowl, it feels wrong, regular food comes in square plates, so square tupperware isn't so alien Imagine a round cup, proposterous.
@@numbcrep *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*
My favorite store has a clock slate like the Qlocktwo, but instead it is on flippable cards. When it changes time, it rapidly flicks through them until it finds the right one. Its so cool 😁
My favorite tumblr phenomenon is when op expresses distain for something so everyone starts sending them pictures of the weirdest version of that thing to get op's opinion
I almost got one of those ball bearing clocks once because I thought it was really cool. Then I thought about it changing hours at night and decided I didn't want to be woken up every hour.
The four dimensions are up, down, left, and right. Time isn’t a dimension, since it’s just clocks (which are manmade) and watches (which are far too small)
ok riddle me this: i need to take my soup with me to eat somewhere, eg. work; where else am i supposed to put it besides a square tubberware? and i am aware circular tubberware exists, but mine are too small for the amount of soup i need for sustenance.
The thing that bugs me about the word watch is that on the 6th row it says ONESIXTHREE and on the 7th row it says FOURFIVETWO. They absolutely couldve swapped six and two, the words are the same length
I just got a tableside version of that 2nd one for christmas but i dont understand some of the word phrases and dont have the time to read all that ao i probably wont use it
The snake watch looked amazing I now want one
I looked it up, it’s by Kenneth Jay Lane
Minos Prime ahh watch
If you'd like a more elegant/modern version you could also look into the Bulgari Serpenti watch ^^
I want one too man, Fulfill my desire to become the mighty snake wizard!
“[Time] is really more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey… stuff.” - The Doctor
:0!!!!
So what you're saying is we need a spherical clock...
Yeah
👼
"Warning. Red. Spy. In. Base."
"A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?"
Time is a tool you can put on the wall,
Or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us,
the future doesn’t exist.
@@Commietaku What's the time? It's quarter to nine.
Time to have a bath.
@depressoespresso8958
what do you mean?
we're already clean!
@@mikkischlauder4388 Scrub scrub scrub till the water's brown!
Time is a ruler to measure the day;
It doesn't go backwards, only one way.
RED VS BLUE REFERENCE SPOTTED
Analogue time is circle, digital time is square
Time in an arrow is a circle.
Time in numbers and text are in squares.
Time in your head is stuck in a permanent superposition of states.
Time in a timer is hourglass or rectangle shaped.
Time in the kitchen is an aromatic.
An aromatic in a pride parade is a sexuality.
A sexuality in a nutshell is a preference.
A nutshell in a compost bin is fertilizer.
A fertilizer in the farm is a load of bull shit.
A load of bullshit in a microphone is a tom macdonald song.
A macdonald song in a corporate sense is a song related to the McDonalds franchise.
A franchise in an amrican government agency is a european import.
A european import in porn terms is champagne.
A champagne in boxing terms is mike tyson.
A tyson in cooking terms is a chicken nugget.
A nugget takes a few minutes to cook.
A minute is a form of time.
I just like the Qlocktwo.
I prefer reading digital time, it's simpler.
That triangle one made me clench my jaw. My hindbrain is NOT a fan.
MY FAVORITE LINE OF ALL TIME!!!! I LOVE CABOOSE! I LOVE CLOCKS ARE ROUND!
I wish I had a video clip of that line, I quote it frequently.
When the fuck did we start saying soup is round.
I have never once heard that. Ever
Its more like an internet agreement that soup feels like its round so it feels weird when in a square bowl
soup is absolutely round
*slams table
It's a goddamn semicircle balloon.
@@danaa- if soup could, soup would be a sphere
@amenax21 in space, certainly!
WILD RED VS BLUE REFERENCE SPOTTED
Red vs Blue referenced!?!
I love Caboose
lmaoo same thought that I had
I like Doc ot Tex
Best show ever, of all time
a true classic, and Caboose was the best
That snake watch was incredible. Stylish and functional is a great combo
soup isn't round it's a stellated dodecahedron
Qlocktwo? *neuron activated
I wanted them to continue with the square soup debate 😢
Then why don't we?
Square soup feels wrong because you're meant to just drink it out of a bowl, it feels wrong, regular food comes in square plates, so square tupperware isn't so alien
Imagine a round cup, proposterous.
@@Eiden_Simply WHAT DO YOU MEAN SQUARE PLATES?!?!!? PLATES ARE ROUND!!!! ROUND I TELL YOU!!!
@@Eiden_Simply what the fuck
Wait til you hear about square bowls@BreathingBoneJoker
@@numbcrep *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*
That one with the words is actually the worst cause of my dyslexia
This, but I also have some other learning things so I can't read any clock but the digital ones 😭
Qlocktwo makes my head hurt
My favorite store has a clock slate like the Qlocktwo, but instead it is on flippable cards. When it changes time, it rapidly flicks through them until it finds the right one. Its so cool 😁
Clock Tuah? Hell yeah
free me from the mortal coil that imprisons me
"Soup is round" hurts my soul.
Who says its messed up to put soup in a square Tupperware? I've never heard that and my bowl are square anyway.
Square bowls???
@@Catcalicox you are on the internet.
styling that snake watch must be a nightmare, but oh is it worth it
My favorite tumblr phenomenon is when op expresses distain for something so everyone starts sending them pictures of the weirdest version of that thing to get op's opinion
The bottom row of letters lights up when you're stressed.
Absolutely goated RvB reference
"THANK YOU FOR SHARING" the AI said calmly.
the one with words make my head hurt. i am dyslexic.
Those light up word clocks are in like 70% of doctors offices I've been to!
I almost got one of those ball bearing clocks once because I thought it was really cool. Then I thought about it changing hours at night and decided I didn't want to be woken up every hour.
"it says guess because you're more likely to figure out what time it is that way" 💀
that snake watch is so cool. i dont like watches but that one is cool
Clock tuah, measure that time
qlocktuah, tell the time on that thang
Qlocktwo? Like the hit meme Haw tuah?
Clock two, uh?
GOD DAMIT I WAS PRAYING NO ONE ELAE HEARD IT😭
@@namedless 🤝
I want the snake one that’s so cool
That time snake kinda looks like a JUDGEMENT
It would have been amazing if they got Caboose's audio for the bit
I actually saw this thread in the wild of Tumblr.
But why is soup round?
Liquid
Circle
Most bowls are circular, as are most of the pots its cooked in
Did that reveal watch show 10:25 or 11:25?
Me whos eating soup out of a Tupperware: 👁 👄 👁
Digital clocks should be square or rectangular though, round digital clocks are even weirder than square analog clocks
the word search watch thing has a set of three letters that is "run" (its to the right of the word "past")
I want a snake watch now.
2:28 Neuro-sama sighted.
The four dimensions are up, down, left, and right. Time isn’t a dimension, since it’s just clocks (which are manmade) and watches (which are far too small)
You don't say, clock two huh?
That snake will rip all the hair off my arm within 3 days of use
I need that snake watch
As someone with big hands, the too large to comfortably wear watches are made for me lol
I NEED THE SNAKE WATCH
How the hell do the hands on that triangle watch rotate?
No bc why are those word scramble ones in almost every doctors office I’ve been in lately
Clock tuah
ok riddle me this: i need to take my soup with me to eat somewhere, eg. work; where else am i supposed to put it besides a square tubberware? and i am aware circular tubberware exists, but mine are too small for the amount of soup i need for sustenance.
I will die on the hill that square watches look nicer than round ones
the comment under the word watch made me look into dyscalculia and after an hour of research im pretty sure i have it
thanks tumblr!
I mean... Time is a flat circle.
The thing that bugs me about the word watch is that on the 6th row it says ONESIXTHREE and on the 7th row it says FOURFIVETWO. They absolutely couldve swapped six and two, the words are the same length
Time and degrees of a circle are related.
Degrees, minutes & seconds
Bro got the king minos watch (snake one)
Oh, snake on is Ourobouros.
Bulgari has a lot of serpentine watches, and yeah they’re really cool
I just got a tableside version of that 2nd one for christmas but i dont understand some of the word phrases and dont have the time to read all that ao i probably wont use it
Qlock two-ah...
Sorry
How do you even read that marble based one?
i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial
Clawk Tu GET OF MY HEAD
soup... is round?
That word clock is so cool
If only it wouldn't say time in such an awful way
(JUST SAY IT'S FIVE O CLOCK)
…
I can think of an even cooler watch. Only problem is, it's not very good at telling you what time it is.
Which one?😉
RED VS BLUE MENTIONED YEEEEEAAAAH
I don’t mind the word one, but it bothers me whenever somebody says it’s half past just say what time it is!!!
If you know anyone who wears a watch in the modern era
Run
...soup is round?
Danger noodle watch
So I did some searching and the snake watch is by Kenneth Jay Lane
hehehehehe clawk twoah
qlocktuah
MY MOM HAS THE SNAKE WATCH
idc im buying that snake watch
I cant believe i just got caboosed in a short. DAMMIT
THATS MY OOMF
CLOCK
TUAHHH
How about my pipboy?
clock tuah
time isnt a circle
Rev vs blue
... also, pants time comes before naptime... I think these people are just making up times.
No, don’t make me have to guess what half past means. I don’t know if it’s 40 or 30.
soup is circular? tf does that mean?
Qlocktwo-ah.
Soup isn’t round it’s liquid
rvb referenced
fundimental clock mistunderstanding You are meant to know angles Not numbers
my friend I’m not gonna suddenly know it’s 3:23 just by looking at angles
141 likes but 106 views? How does that make sense?
probably just a hard update of the view counter
im pretty sure likes update immediately but views only update after a certain amount of time but might be wrong
Who thinks that about soup?
7:30
God I really want a boomer on my wrist who refuses to tell me the time in numbers.