Bad Lads Army - How not to adress the NCOs

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  • @JonathanLundkvist
    @JonathanLundkvist  6 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    The name of the show is Bad Lads Army and it is a reality show. They are testing if modern kids could handle 1950s style National Service Basic Training. The first season, Lad's Army was focused on volenteers but in later seasons it was criminals - adding the "Bad Lads" into the mix. Series 1 (Lads Army) and Series 2 (Bad Lads Army) are the best ones. Officer Class lost its focus and Bad Lads Army Extreme sadly played up the dramatics.
    Do give the series a watch if you can find it; it is well worth your time - especially Series 1 & 2.

    • @nickluther263
      @nickluther263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Judging by the amount of laughter and indiscipline in the background im going to say that no, no they cant handle it even in modern basic training that would be squashed and everyone would be in fear let alone 1950s where men where actually men

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist  6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nickluther263 most of this is from day 1. Check the private honzic video if you want to know laughing on parade was treated.

    • @elwulfcoe1696
      @elwulfcoe1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nickluther263 they would have just beat the shit out of unruly recruits back in them days, they couldn't do that on a TV show though

    • @imogennnnn
      @imogennnnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's honestly one of the best series I've ever watched. As an NCO with the Air Cadets, it's funny to see the crossovers and lack of discipline. Wish we could scream at cadets like that!

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "reality"

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5223

    "You human question mark"
    What a brilliant insult. Never heard that one before.

    • @LichlordKazam
      @LichlordKazam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "human question mark" and "human exclamation mark" in a nutshell

    • @Litheon11
      @Litheon11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      my corporal used to call us chinese question marks. and no im not asian.

    • @pantslizard
      @pantslizard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's an OLD one, might go back to WWII...

    • @harrypatrick4239
      @harrypatrick4239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only works if said in the right way.

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Savage!

  • @rls6973
    @rls6973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    If he replied with "yes wanker" at the end I would of died

    • @SeamonVB
      @SeamonVB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *would've

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      " would have ".

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      0:48 How did the speccy bloke get away with chewing gum on parade, surely Corporal Murray noticed that?He bollocked him for calling him Sir but let him get away with chewing like a cow chewing the cud.

    • @osgkillerzzz3879
      @osgkillerzzz3879 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RLS me too

    • @Celestial_Wing
      @Celestial_Wing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet he would've too

  • @jonathanc7674
    @jonathanc7674 11 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    That is the best delivery of the word "wanker" ever! Just brilliant! This show really needs to come back!

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist  11 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It is pretty clear that in the second clip where he points it out, he is having quite fun. Also note the Provost looking in to see if he is needed or not in the background :D

    • @jonathanc7674
      @jonathanc7674 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. I remember watching it when it was originally on. I was in hysterics for weeks over that!

    • @budwinkleton
      @budwinkleton 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jonathan Lundkvist which series is that end clip from?

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist  9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Last one should be from Series 2; Bad Lads Army.

    • @budwinkleton
      @budwinkleton 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonathan Lundkvist thanks man :)

  • @petercdowney
    @petercdowney 9 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    When Webb said "That's my surname, Sir", he probably never heard the end of it.

  • @gbyrne
    @gbyrne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    "you human question mark " lolz

    • @isassin
      @isassin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **lolz**

  • @Kaecyus
    @Kaecyus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love the Provost Sergeant in the back at 2:27, just grinning, knowing exactly what's going on and enjoying every second.

  • @csgecko
    @csgecko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Who else thought this was some kind of english comedy?
    Can't take it seriously lol

    • @adamwalker9796
      @adamwalker9796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Of course you can't. That's kind of the point; it is a reality game show after all.

    • @coledein8965
      @coledein8965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because it's fake, it's a reality game show, and is half ass scripted

    • @laurence345
      @laurence345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      coledein on instagram it's not scripted it's reality TV. I used to go to school with one of the lads from a different series. He head-butted one of the other recruits and got kicked out.

    • @GK-lo4yd
      @GK-lo4yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You mean this is real? Fucking hell

    • @SOS-School_Of_Survival
      @SOS-School_Of_Survival 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      All Brit talk sounds like comedy because they're all fruits

  • @dash1141
    @dash1141 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Human question mark” is absolutely immense. Rest in peace Sergeant Rae

  • @malikialgeriankabyleswag4200
    @malikialgeriankabyleswag4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "that'll straighten out your spine, IF YOU BLOODY WELL HAD ONE! Now get back in line YOU HUMAN QUESTION MARK!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ianderification
    @Ianderification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Rest easy Sarnt Rae, thank you for all the laughs, thank you for all the fatherly advice

    • @jaymurray2216
      @jaymurray2216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He dead?!

    • @Ianderification
      @Ianderification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaymurray2216 unforturnately so, Covid complications

    • @JohnDoe-yq9rt
      @JohnDoe-yq9rt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ianderification vaccine

    • @SBF_983
      @SBF_983 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnDoe-yq9rt stop it with ur antivaxxism

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 ปีที่แล้ว

      your mums a vaccine@@JohnDoe-yq9rt

  • @Jafmanz
    @Jafmanz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    you know whats funny.. Iraq's minister of defence watched this show and thought this was how we trained our armed forces so now if you go to Iraq you can watch them training thier soldiers like this. true story.

    • @Merf_Gaming
      @Merf_Gaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That is genuinely hilarous

    • @impychimpyable
      @impychimpyable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its all propaganda mate...

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      impychimpyable
      It's a joke show you leftist.

    • @amosmoses3813
      @amosmoses3813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The UK, US and Australia spent extended periods there specifically training the Iraqi army.

    • @elodkadar7411
      @elodkadar7411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leftist 😂

  • @sosig1341
    @sosig1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “Webb”
    “WEBB WHAT”
    “Webb”
    “That’s my surname”

  • @HisDudeness1986
    @HisDudeness1986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    I don't think I could take this seriously.

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist  8 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      People learn to do so rather quickly.

    • @HisDudeness1986
      @HisDudeness1986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      This video makes me laugh, but I'm sure the NCOs are more vicious when the cameras are off.

    • @thefurrybastard1964
      @thefurrybastard1964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God, i remember that show. Thanks for the uplaod.

    • @thefurrybastard1964
      @thefurrybastard1964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh, you would, believe me, you would.

    • @evildeed90s
      @evildeed90s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i would laugh i did in school when they used to tell me off dont know if its out of nervousness or to try lighten the tension when im getting told off i laugh

  • @vids4791
    @vids4791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "If you massage the sausage, you are calling me a wanker!" 😭😂😁😭 I lost it.

  • @mannerforspammer
    @mannerforspammer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    IF YOU MASAGE THE SASAGE THEN YOU ARE CALLING ME A WANKAH XDXDXDXDXD

    • @peoplez129
      @peoplez129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oi, do you want a sausage in your passage?!

    • @trihexapictures8553
      @trihexapictures8553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DO U UNDERSTAND?
      *"YES WANKER."*

    • @BenEmberley
      @BenEmberley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haven't laughed that much in a LOOOONG time! ^_^

  • @nomisnoxin
    @nomisnoxin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    40 seconds in ... “ now get back in there you human question mark”
    Literally dying 😂😂😂

    • @ZeHoSmusician
      @ZeHoSmusician 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Literally dying"? Well, I suppose we all are, slowly but surely...

  • @MarcusT86
    @MarcusT86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    RIP Sergeant Alistair Rae. A true soldier and gentleman.

  • @Mouse2113
    @Mouse2113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Loved all the series. Really inspired and great to see how the lads cope (or don't). I wish they would bring it back

  • @gdlmao
    @gdlmao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    RIP Sarn't Alister Rae, taken from us by Covid-19. May you give all the recruits in heaven the beastings they deserved in life.

  • @rob3626
    @rob3626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Name
    Ellis
    What
    Ellis
    What
    ELLIS!! 🤣🤣

    • @SnakeFist150
      @SnakeFist150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No matter how many times I see that bit it never stops being funny hahaha

    • @nomisnoxin
      @nomisnoxin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many ?
      Bless him 😂

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SnakeFist150 I've had this happen. Rifle WHT, Lt walked up to him and handed him the rifle, he took it without telling him to do an NSP and he asked what platoon he was from. Guy kept responding with the platoon name but not Sir. He kept asking and he kept saying it louder and louder. Had to whisper sir to him so he'd get it.

    • @cduffy4925
      @cduffy4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flicking pissing myself

    • @raven22at
      @raven22at 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SOMEBODY Tell him where is going wrong!

  • @SilentGunner13
    @SilentGunner13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i do like the differences between Sgt. Rae's "Sarge" rant. If i remember correctly the second one in this video was a few weeks in to the training and he's still serious but slightly more light hearted because i think he'd developed some respect for the lads at that point. Really shows good leadership. When to get your point across with aggression and absolutism and when not to

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correct. You can even see the Provost peeking in the background and understanding this is not his moment.

  • @johnk.7523
    @johnk.7523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Bloody Sarge!"
    What would really happen to a brand new recruit if they called a British Army NCO "sarge"?

    • @Jono153
      @Jono153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be quite the beasting lol

    • @TheHypernaught
      @TheHypernaught 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      not very much, hardly extreme beastings in the green army. No matter what you went through it was just a glimpse you fucking crap hats

    • @josephmaton4982
      @josephmaton4982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Back then the nco’s where quite famous for abusing their privates (giggidy)

  • @micksharman9327
    @micksharman9327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Don't keep waving your hands like a bloody ballerina" 😂
    Creased

  • @wogsykirk1156
    @wogsykirk1156 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Don't keep waving your arms like a ballerina. What are you playing at?"
    Haha, i could listen to these guys all day :)

  • @JonathanLundkvist
    @JonathanLundkvist  11 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Its too bad I did not have Officer Class Access when I made this video, or I would have a golden one from there.
    "Yo!"
    "YO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YO! I AM NOT A YO YO!"

  • @mr8I7
    @mr8I7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Back when reality TV was something fresh and intriguing.

  • @hamisisalim3030
    @hamisisalim3030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the transformation of civilians into a discipline soldier..... For you to survive the training you must have determination,strong will power, self discipline before being instilled the service discipline it takes heart

  • @JonathanLundkvist
    @JonathanLundkvist  12 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The premise of the show is to replicate 1950s style basic training; not modern training.

  • @barrelchange8502
    @barrelchange8502 10 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Human question mark, still has me giggling

    • @nicolas44991
      @nicolas44991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legends say he's still giggling to this very day

  • @idleonlooker1078
    @idleonlooker1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "... a saus-arge!! A mass-arge!! And if you call me any of them!! THIS IS GOING UP YOUR PASS-ARGE!!" Perfect!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rogerauger7766
    @rogerauger7766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can hear one of the Pythons screaming, "LEARNIN' THE PIANO?!" LOL

    • @twinsonic
      @twinsonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was just thinking the same..hahaha

    • @sce2aux464
      @sce2aux464 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Right then, off you go!"

  • @johnswaim3919
    @johnswaim3919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Even the NCOs were having a tough time keeping straight faces! LMMFAO!

  • @peace-now
    @peace-now 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On basic training, I remember going across the parade ground and saluting "Good morning, Sir".
    A booming voice (RSM) came across the parade ground: "Gunner, that is a Maam, not a Sir".

    • @bigbird2170
      @bigbird2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr lardy Dar Graham

  • @wpacopaco8505
    @wpacopaco8505 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:31 That logic was brillient

  • @sauron7175
    @sauron7175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Get back in line you human question mark" pure gold 😂

  • @Mary-6
    @Mary-6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I miss watching This. They need to bring it back on TV again.

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sgt Rae, what an absolute geezer. So sad to hear he's passed away.

  • @Monkesmell91
    @Monkesmell91 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rest In Peace Sergeant Rae You were a legend.

  • @theragebros8004
    @theragebros8004 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this. +1 sub
    You saved me... I'm going on my first camp as a Basic next month and I don't know what I'm doing. Life saver :)

  • @patriot4786
    @patriot4786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:25 look at the Provo sergeant at the back peeking for a check... thats what provos are meant for

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In a wee landrover defender

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:21
    I’m on the fucking floor
    “Sausage,Masarge,Pasarge”

  • @GLarrr-dd5wf
    @GLarrr-dd5wf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was epic back in the day we need this back in our life time.

    • @Tim_3100
      @Tim_3100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would never happen again because of things for example like mental health laws, disability act, and religions would make it impossible. All of those are in british law its serious breaking any of them. But i would love to see it for prisoners etc. In us i read you lose all your rights once you enter a jail or the pen

  • @jameshardie9914
    @jameshardie9914 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:37 That's a good insult to use towards people I hate

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I used "Failed imitation of an unwashed anal opening" once and it got me an undeserved reputation for uploading copyrighted TV Shows on TH-cam.

  • @TotallyNotElPresidente
    @TotallyNotElPresidente 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Didnt know how to look this up, so i wrote "passarge sausarge" in the search

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *What’s up Sir?* Best reply I have ever given to my CO in CAT.

  • @mezkhalin
    @mezkhalin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's like watching a Monthy Python sketch manifest 😂

  • @brianpoole4369
    @brianpoole4369 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    you tube "marching up and down the square"..it's only a 2 minute clip...the best Sargent major ever

  • @MajorBjork
    @MajorBjork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The one at 1:32 cracked me up 😂
    The moment he screams “ELLIS!!”

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS

  • @Snapdragonseed
    @Snapdragonseed 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "GET BACK IN THERE YOU HUMAN QUESTION MARK!"

  • @chaosinternational3584
    @chaosinternational3584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "whats your sir name"
    "i dont have one"
    "WHAT"
    "im a maam"
    *"wHHAATTT"*

  • @samw6174
    @samw6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You human question mark” 😂

  • @cjflash99
    @cjflash99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And that’s where I got the title “Sarge-Ent” from
    For my latest album

  • @mikjon67
    @mikjon67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't laugh very often but when he says you are calling me a wanker I lost it.... 😂🤣😅

  • @AQ3DDeathSpade
    @AQ3DDeathSpade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "NOW GET BACK IN THERE,YOU HUMAN Q U E S T I O N M A H K!" 😂😂😂😂FUNNY SHT

  • @JLC1138
    @JLC1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Thare are only 3 'SARGES' in the army-
    saugeARGE
    massARGE
    if you mouth of to me again this is going right up your passARGE!

    • @louiejonesponation
      @louiejonesponation 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't over call a senior NCO "a w@nker"

  • @pferreira1983
    @pferreira1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These guys would be great in a comedy series.

    • @cupcakefairy87
      @cupcakefairy87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      P Ferreira Dad's Army - Bad Lads' Army style

  • @QT480uk
    @QT480uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The same person at 1:20 (Private Webb) from Lads army 2002 also once addressed Cpl Murray as Colonel. Must be that Colonel and Corporal sound the same

  • @thekameleon9785
    @thekameleon9785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this program when are you Brits gonna bring it back?

  • @parranoya100
    @parranoya100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The smoking at 2:05 was hilarious...SERGEANT!

  • @ironberserk2175
    @ironberserk2175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm sure this is badass and extreme to the British, but due to the accent I would be laughing constantly.

  • @marcuslavaggi-bowen6539
    @marcuslavaggi-bowen6539 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Met Butler just the one, with Ellis in Hastings not long after the series finished. Both great guys and said what we seen on TV, was nothing like what happened.
    Quality TV viewing and the best series of the lot, its time this show was brought back. Ellis (Damien to give his first name), told me that night was the last he saw Butler.

  • @hughmungus1235
    @hughmungus1235 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    WHIP! THAT'S MY SURNAME SIR HAHAHAHA

  • @TenorMan96
    @TenorMan96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find it so damn hilarious that the recruits say their first name first without addressing sergeant or corporal and the sergeant or corporal goes ballistic on them LMAO

  • @LazyCookPete
    @LazyCookPete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ali (Sarge) Rae RIP old mate, see you on the flip side.

  • @harrisonvader8166
    @harrisonvader8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:06 Don't keep waving your hands like a ballerina 😂😂

  • @andrewwitts7576
    @andrewwitts7576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    LEARNING THE PIANO!!!

    • @dandixon7400
      @dandixon7400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Witts I was expecting this

    • @smidget5843
      @smidget5843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIGHT THEN OFF YOU GO!

    • @walkernick86
      @walkernick86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd rather be at home with the wife and kids!

    • @hmscentre2907
      @hmscentre2907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU????!!!! ALRIGHT, OFF YOU GO!!!!!

  • @holi7412
    @holi7412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    RIP Sgt. Rae

  • @thomasford5614
    @thomasford5614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AND
    IF
    YOU
    MASSAAAAGGGEEE
    THE
    SAUUSSAAAGGGEE
    YOU
    ARE
    CALLING
    ME
    A
    WANNKAAA
    -context at its finest 🤣🤣

  • @robynhighart2026
    @robynhighart2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first thing they teach you in Seargent training is the 'Massarge' joke. Everything else is secondary.

  • @BIGWILLYAUS
    @BIGWILLYAUS 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Golden, British senior nco's eloquent teachers of life lessons.

  • @clarissamcpigeon7857
    @clarissamcpigeon7857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've spent a couple of years in the British Army cadets and can't take Rae seriously. He's just too old fashioned and a bit of a bumbler, no wonder these chavs are laughing.
    Now, I once had an NCO similar to Murray and you'd pretty much shit yourself in his presence.

    • @rodrocket712
      @rodrocket712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, you spent time in the ACF. And nobody gives a shit in the real world.

    • @TheAdamjf82
      @TheAdamjf82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clarissa McPigeon cadets? So you played soldier but couldn’t face the real thing?

  • @robinhyperlord9053
    @robinhyperlord9053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "Sarge" bit wad fantastic.

  • @jackfoster7467
    @jackfoster7467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:25 You can see Sergeant Edwards laughing in the background :D

  • @phheonnixx
    @phheonnixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "wanker" part obviously has to be the best part in this video. The "sarge" is explaining the point on why to not address the NCO Sergeant "Sarge".

  • @nightw4tchman
    @nightw4tchman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:26 Provo Sergeant laughing his arse off in the background with the troops there.

    • @hello50576
      @hello50576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would you say he's Provo?

  • @markjinks2598
    @markjinks2598 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    NCOs shout to get you motivated,once your motivated and do not need prompting they leave you alone , simples 👍🏻

  • @bed4269
    @bed4269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:15 best shut up ever

  • @matthewpowell6516
    @matthewpowell6516 ปีที่แล้ว

    The provo sgt wandering when its time to show face or not in the background for about a second.

  • @Arathor82
    @Arathor82 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Can we get this show in the US ?

    • @SR71ABCD
      @SR71ABCD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Arathor82 Yeah they should and their Sergeants are all wankers because you'll hear them say Sarge!

    • @TsarOfRuss
      @TsarOfRuss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, fack off! go watch ur Kardashians

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It won't even be as funny and probably be fucking ruined like most Americans shows from the UK

    • @SirHRDking
      @SirHRDking 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell no, make your own shit. You already ruined decent shows anyways.

    • @jaymurray4160
      @jaymurray4160 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @smiff4748
    @smiff4748 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was in the British army 25 odd years ago my platoon sergeant in training was Sergeant Gardener, a giant of a man who would have terrified Satan.

  • @hdexotic1914
    @hdexotic1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i am in deutsch bundeswehr and one time my general told me to go relay a message to my sergeant and the message i was to relay was “Ich habe Befehle nicht befolgt und es ist alles deine Schuld, fick dich.” which in english translates to “i have not followed simple rules and it’s all your fault, fuck you” i had to do 150 pushups and plank for 30 minutes afterwards

    • @fz7091
      @fz7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/KF25z0_x8Xc/w-d-xo.html

    • @Crypto_prod35
      @Crypto_prod35 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @scotts918
    @scotts918 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Epic :D 2:03
    What'd you call me?
    Sargent.
    You didn't...You called me sarge.
    Sorry sar..
    SARGE!?
    *mumbles*
    BLOODY SARGE!?

  • @tai2127
    @tai2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    MASSARGE THIS SAUSARGE 😂😂

  • @jerryrobillard2262
    @jerryrobillard2262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I died when he called the guy a "human question mark".

  • @sobek
    @sobek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Royal Marine sergeants love being called "sarge"

    • @ajgYT09
      @ajgYT09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mwhhd موحد They'd eat you alive if you were locked in Lympstone. You'd shit yourself. Lol

    • @ajgYT09
      @ajgYT09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only toughness he knows is struggling for 20 push ups, then saying "Phuq Dis Cuzz" and destroying his lungs with his Shisha Pipe. Knobhead. Lol

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ajgYT09 lmao!

    • @TheDegraderv2
      @TheDegraderv2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stripey...Is the word

  • @TemenosL
    @TemenosL 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    'YOU HUMAN QUESTION MARK'.
    I love this guy already.

  • @mrmurphypiers1241
    @mrmurphypiers1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Bloody Sarge !!!!"

  • @perrylasmarias319
    @perrylasmarias319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nobody
    British sergeant’s when someone says sarge: 2:11

  • @ishmamshahir9707
    @ishmamshahir9707 10 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Royal army is really way cooler than US... :D

    • @AreYouOnTheBangTho
      @AreYouOnTheBangTho 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Royal army??

    • @ishmamshahir9707
      @ishmamshahir9707 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yahh... British...

    • @mannerforspammer
      @mannerforspammer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No... not ever. Us marine skrub get it right

    • @a3grimreaper
      @a3grimreaper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      U.S. Army is better.
      Because our NCO's massage the sausage, and they don't care who knows it.

    • @mannerforspammer
      @mannerforspammer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      a3grimreaper yeah buddg

  • @victorchaos3558
    @victorchaos3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:26 the look of fear on that poor guys face🤣

  • @BramsCommando
    @BramsCommando 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You human question mark 😂

  • @Gar96229
    @Gar96229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All those people who think they would burst out laughing, have no idea what they’re talking about.

  • @chrishodges4799
    @chrishodges4799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm sorry but I've seen Gordon Ramsay videos more frightening than this

  • @Tim_3100
    @Tim_3100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sarge! , bloody sarge! and if you massage the sausage you are calling me a wanker hahaha

  • @harry1000uk
    @harry1000uk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha brilliant what a fucking SAVARGE 😂

  • @MyThingsRedux
    @MyThingsRedux 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder how many times the Sarge has used his sausarge massarge line...

  • @chrisholland7367
    @chrisholland7367 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Bring it back (national service)

    • @impychimpyable
      @impychimpyable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I did national compulsory basic training when I was 18 in my country...trust me chris, if they bring back national service to your country...a 3/4 quarters of you would be demonstrating in the streets for it to stop after one day...its torture, its bullying, its getting beat up a lot, its basically a programme designed to make you suffer a nervous break down and reprogram you into a zombie. It doesn't make good men. It makes soldiers out of people and you don't want an entire population of soldiers.

    • @zeroireland
      @zeroireland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      impychimpyable That's an interesting perspective. Where are you from?

    • @balf1111117373
      @balf1111117373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chris Holland Na national service would be disrespectful to the current serving soldiers. If we mixed in a load of idiots with our soldiers god help them

    • @arc7772
      @arc7772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chris Holland you first

    • @sirrathersplendid4825
      @sirrathersplendid4825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Preferably for both sexes.

  • @aaronlimbaugh3698
    @aaronlimbaugh3698 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:10 How many times do I have to say to you recruits?! I am NOT a Sarge!!!

  • @NewManOut
    @NewManOut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Weak compared to the US marines.

    • @noah_gaming_yt5225
      @noah_gaming_yt5225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure their just training the normal army. The Royal Marines and SAS courses would be much worse than the US marines I'll tell you that.

    • @sparto2132
      @sparto2132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Considering A: This is a TV show so they're not allowed to go full bore B: this is based on a very old training regime hence the old uniform and rifles C: They're only "training" to be standard infantry so ofcourse it will be harder. Like NatahnObi said the Royal Marines and SAS/SBS training regimes are much worse than the US versions.

    • @madlarkin8
      @madlarkin8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This isnt real. These are retired troops training to militia levy standards.