Drinker's Chasers - Willow Is Really Bad

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ธ.ค. 2022
  • Well, I guess Lucasfilm were running out of classic franchises to destroy, so now they've turned to the stuff that wasn't even that great to begin with. And now, did they pull out all the stops for Willow on Disney+.
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  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 ปีที่แล้ว +5112

    The reason the original Willow was so great is clearly because the original was created by Jennifer Lawrence.

    • @stxrobstar
      @stxrobstar ปีที่แล้ว +92

      LOL

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      She was the first woman to ever write a fantasy novel.

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@scottcantdance804
      She wrote AND starred in The Hunger Games.

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      She conceived the first dwarf

    • @BeardedDanishViking
      @BeardedDanishViking ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@starwarsroo2448 Wait, I thought that was Sophia Nomvete :O

  • @apex403
    @apex403 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    I watched the movie Willow with my 5 y/o daughter today, she LOVED it
    Then she saw the poster of it on Disney+ later this evening and asked if that is part 2 (I explained its a show instead of a movie) - she asked to watch it... i groaned but still played it for her, and after 20 minutes she said "This isn't very good... can we watch something else"
    FIVE and she couldn't stand it lol. There's nothing fantastical about it.

    • @fuzzyfennec7493
      @fuzzyfennec7493 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This is the best proof of how crap these new subverted shows are. 5 year olds don't like it! Just like with the new Star Wars, kids are turned off by it and the toys don't sell

    • @louisbrown4620
      @louisbrown4620 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The new Marvel too. They can tell the difference between the older Iron Man stuff and the new woke garbage.

    • @vermis8344
      @vermis8344 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That child is being brought up right.

    • @jasemac5391
      @jasemac5391 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol that’s Gold 👍🏻🇦🇺

    • @heath622
      @heath622 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't believe you

  • @AS-fu1kd
    @AS-fu1kd ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Imagine if actors were chosen for depth of performance. Imagine if writers were chosen based on skill.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exemplary writing and genuine performances are things of the past. Narcissism, money, power, and social influence have long overshadowed both for decades.
      🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨

    • @mat2000100
      @mat2000100 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Novastar.SaberCombat It's not about the money, its about sending THE MESSAGE

    • @trevorthornley8835
      @trevorthornley8835 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Novastar.SaberCombat I just watched a couple of Darth maul and ahsoka scenes and I read that in Darth maul's voice.

    • @nearlyrighteouslad3213
      @nearlyrighteouslad3213 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's racist

    • @jtamezf
      @jtamezf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Equity hiring across the board…..so brave!

  • @X525Crossfire
    @X525Crossfire ปีที่แล้ว +411

    What's really baffling is Disney did the "rescue the high profile prisoner" better 20 years ago in Pirates of the Caribbean. When Elizabeth was taken by the crew of the Black Pearl, Governor Swann didn't plan to send Will, a blacksmith's apprentice, and Jack Sparrow - he planned to send the Royal f***ing Navy on a warship with a lot of f***ing cannons.
    It's okay to have the main characters as an intrepid party of adventurers trying to rescue the prince, but DON'T make them *the* plan to save him. It's not like this is a hard concept to grasp - when trying to rescue one VIP, don't send another (or two or three) VIP(s) into the proverbial lion's den to do it.

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Excellent comparison. The problem is-- you're thinking. lol You are not the modern audience these publishers are looking for anymore.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's like we're dealing with writers who have some friends who play tabletop RPGs and have decided that hearing second-hand retellings of a D&D adventure played 10 years ago is enough to qualify them to write a fantasy series...

    • @lincolnduke
      @lincolnduke ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't know why but I thought of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
      There's the scene where the entire planet's navy tries to stop the bad guy landing on the planet, so 500 fighter ships show up and get completely destroyed before the hero's show up and save the day.
      This is like the Navy instead just choosing to not do anything because, well, the protagonists are coming in their one ship...

    • @faustomadebr
      @faustomadebr ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Funny you mention this, because I watched Pirates last night.
      Also, for Willow, he was not even respected by his village. His journey was not to save the baby, but to deliver her to the first man he met. The warriors just went because the village leader asked them, after he was pushed by the village mage... So, Willow was nothing, but grew as a hero. The journey the woke people ignore is exactly what makes our heroes real, inspiring and remembered.

    • @BlackhaloZ
      @BlackhaloZ ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@frocat5163 I'm pretty sure that a group of D&D players collaboratively acting out and telling an adventure is far better than what I've seen in Willow so far.

  • @ellugerdelacruz2555
    @ellugerdelacruz2555 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Rings of Power:
    "One show to CRINGE them all!!!"
    Willow (2022)
    "Hold my lesbian wand..."

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Forget all you woke, or think you're woke

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@starwarsroo2448
      🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨?????

    • @Rina_Marina_30
      @Rina_Marina_30 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I screamed for like 5 min straight 🤣

    • @glennross85
      @glennross85 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watching the lesbian princess seethe over Alora being the chosen one is one of the best parts of the show 👍

    • @hannah1948
      @hannah1948 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know!! I was so sad to see that they made willow a Woke production. I hade hope for it.

  • @mikehall7189
    @mikehall7189 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Their old protector, who said he was like a father to the kids, takes an arrow in the chest and they don’t even give a shit! 30 seconds later they are laughing and joking and don’t even mention the poor old guy.
    Wonderful writing.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc ปีที่แล้ว +122

      And even that - he takes an arrow in the middle of a vast plain with nobody around for miles and miles. And they all turn and suddenly there's a dozen people on horses and nobody ever saw at all. It's ridiculous.

    • @AS-fu1kd
      @AS-fu1kd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was he a man? The death really doesn't matter then

    • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
      @GaudiaCertaminisGaming ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@HerculesBallsInc Perhaps they saw them, then sort of forgot about them GoT style.

    • @sergiocesarbribiesca4132
      @sergiocesarbribiesca4132 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Am I the only one who thinks some of the criticisms being thrown at willow apply for house of the dragon? Young Rhaenyra is constantly complaining about having to marry someone, having children, the circumstances of her being named heir. Its really tiresome and feels a bit like the drinker said, it's the writers and directors opinions about the role of women in medieval times and not necessarily how a person from those times would think or act.

    • @Lord_necromancer
      @Lord_necromancer ปีที่แล้ว

      Well yeah, their father figure was a man and therefore a problem and his death is a good thing.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I liked the one scene where Princess ( can't be fucked with their names) shit-talked her husband-to-be, and her brother comes in later and is like, "Hey sister, don't worry, I smoothed things over with the prince, everything's okay now, he's actually a really nice guy if you just get to know him,"
    To which the Princess responds by saying, "Why do you have to interfere in my life all the time?!?!"
    To which the brother responds, "Well, because you're my sister, and I love you, and even though you can be difficult at times, I'm genuinely just looking out for your best interests."
    And then Princess is like, "GAWWWD STOP BEING SUCH A MAN AND JUST GO AWAY ALREADY!!"
    And of course I was like, "Wait, a nice and likable character? AND it's a man? Something terrible is going to happen to him." And he gets kidnapped of course lol

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well I'll give the show this, I've been the brother character irl so I really sympathized.

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie ปีที่แล้ว

      The lady is selfish, she can still have her GF as a lover and marry the guy. She was born into royalty, her marriage can be something that prevents war between two kingdoms, and saves tons of lives from war. Suck it up, marry the guy, and bang your lover on the side.

  • @Forests0fFantasy
    @Forests0fFantasy ปีที่แล้ว +276

    When Willow rode into battle on Guy-ladriel's broad shoulders and shouted "You have to be better, Senator!" I was in tears

    • @CognosSquare
      @CognosSquare ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Take that Trump!

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha this joke format is still funny!!!!

    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true.
      But that ableist Wee man trying to tell the most powerful girl who can only magic a plant, and yeet through a force field, so far, how a woman should save the world . Scrote-privilege. 🤰Until he pushes out a baby with only a free lamaze video to help he needs to check his mole-people ego at the door.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking brilliant 😂

    • @ArmyWolves
      @ArmyWolves 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Notsram77
    @Notsram77 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    I grew up with the Film, and every day I pray that Disney forgets about my favorite properties.

    • @Parasiteve
      @Parasiteve ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oh good im not the only one who does this lol. im praying the ewok adventure movie from like, 84 doesn't get remade, it was my fav as a kid i watched it sooo much and im just like "please dont remake it"

    • @reubensandwich9249
      @reubensandwich9249 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know man. Now matter how much I brace myself for Amazon's Bladerunner reboot, it'll never be enough.

    • @asgardiangod23
      @asgardiangod23 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is me constantly with Conan the Barbarian lol

    • @youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629
      @youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they are working on a fallout, so that really sucks.
      member hearing about this kinda stuff and feeling something other than complete dread? because I do.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reubensandwich9249 it will only finish when anything reminding of the white race, christianity, tradtionalism and libertarianism will be gone. Maybe Psychologically prepare for that now. All you know will be gone inna decade.
      Just look at all the movies, shows, Advertisements and excess of interracial Porn(of whose ALL directors are jewish) brainwashing this Generation. They want white people gone. And why always a white woman? Because a white woman doesent give the Y chromosomes to the children, making white people go extinct
      X chromosomes make up 900 genes
      Y chromosome another 50 extra genes

  • @drkavnger99
    @drkavnger99 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    Willow was a guilty nostalgic pleasure. Absolutely didn't need to be continued.

    • @z2ei
      @z2ei ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I felt that way about the sequel novels, too. Not that they were bad, just weird.

    • @jtb6737
      @jtb6737 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They did make a sequel book, kill everyone in the previous movie accept Willow and Alaura, but she has no memory of who she is or supposed to become.

    • @zalamael
      @zalamael ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact that Willow is so popular, is the REASON it has been continued. Just another Commie attempt to destroy art. They can't erase the original from existence, so instead they 'burn it' by shitting all over it. These continuations are intentionally bad, it is not just a case of bad writing by woke amateurs, it is VERY deliberate. Billion dollar companies don't hire incompetent amateurs who lose them money, they hire professionals. This cannot be anything other than intentional.

    • @Oklawolf
      @Oklawolf ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't like the sequel novels at all. Too much of a tonal shift from the movie, I found.

    • @baahcusegamer4530
      @baahcusegamer4530 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am glad someone liked the original. I was never a fan.

  • @SimpleTricksNonsense
    @SimpleTricksNonsense ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Disney's Willow: An inner city High school production of a classic tale or fantasy where the Drama teacher tells the students they can "update" the source material.

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Revisionist History at its finest.

  • @ShaneMakesMovies
    @ShaneMakesMovies ปีที่แล้ว +59

    That point about modern language showing up in high fantasy settings bothers me to no end, so thanks for bringing it up. People don't seem to ever talk about.
    It happened a lot in the Star Wars sequel trilogy too and even a few characters in God of War: Ragnarok do it.
    It just pulls me out.

    • @AS-fu1kd
      @AS-fu1kd ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Immersion isn't allowed anymore. Movies and shows need to constantly remind you of the real world

    • @ShaneMakesMovies
      @ShaneMakesMovies ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AS-fu1kd such a sad thought. Fiction is meant to transport you AWAY from reality for a while.

    • @CognosSquare
      @CognosSquare ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Senator Palpatine: L.O.L. guys! Like F those Endor clowns.

    • @TorinR90
      @TorinR90 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CognosSquare Hahaha "Oh fam, order 66 is so lit"
      "Fuck around and find out Anakin!"

    • @trolleriffic
      @trolleriffic ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AS-fu1kd It's also the result of writers who have very little education and grounding in literature. They simply don't have the vocabulary or understanding of the different ways you can write so all their output is essentially a transcript of the conversations they have with their friends and colleagues.

  • @hashtagPoundsign
    @hashtagPoundsign ปีที่แล้ว +258

    The thing about the original Willow was that willow had no special powers and instead he had determination, and a magic trick that totally bombed the first time we see him try it on screen.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And he uses that "disappearing pig trick" at the end of the movie to fool the evil queen into thinking he'd sent the baby to another dimension. Since it wasn't "real" magic, she didn't understand how he could do this. And he struggles with performing actual magic, making several attempts to restore Fin Raziel to her human form.

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They are all important and none is the supe duper uber character who saves the day.
      The twist with Willow being succesful was, that it was so innocent and simple and absurd that someone would try this. That's the reason why it makes sense, that it worked in that moment and that moment was enough.

    • @EpictheEpicest
      @EpictheEpicest ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly, he is a complete fuck-up. And so are all the heroes, Mad Mardigan is a fuck-up, Fin Raziel fails multiple occasions and the female warrior(can't remember name) fails to capture them the whole movie. Flawed characters who try to do good will always be more endearing than perfect, 2-dimensional diversity hires.

    • @nathanthom8176
      @nathanthom8176 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He had power as limited as it was. He undid the spell/curse on Finn Raziel and although the power he used to do so was nearly all from the wand, a non-magical individual wouldn't have been able to do it at all.

    • @alchemystudiosink1894
      @alchemystudiosink1894 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@KasumiKenshirou Its basically how most male protags have always been. They try, they fail, they try some more, they fail some more, but finally in the end they try one last time and succeed. Modern Audience female characters on the other hand just step into a room and the universe shifts for them so that they don't have to try. They just succeed. The smartest man in the room suddenly becomes a complete imbeicile, incapable of figuring out the simplest and easiest to resolve problems the moment the female protag enters the scene, as the writers can only barely figure out 2+2 let alone anything actually clever. Take Legally Blond for example. The Protag in that was an airhead, but she had a set of skills that were out of reach of the male protags. It was a clever way of making her the key to winning the case. Then we get She Hulk.

  • @Future_Imperfect
    @Future_Imperfect ปีที่แล้ว +332

    "She has a ginger afro. I don't know what she did to offend the Gods to end up like that but it must have been pretty bad." Pretty damn funny

    • @Devilsblood
      @Devilsblood ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@iamtherealrauschguy I'll be frank: she's not attractive, her acting is meh and even as unusual as she looks, she still is bland as hell. It's like driving a van in Nascar.

    • @vincentbeton
      @vincentbeton ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@iamtherealrauschguy To be fair, that is mightily convenient to check as many boxes as economically as possible. She's like a Captain Planet, without needing to hire the diverse Teenagers on the side

    • @AnoNymous-gn6tl
      @AnoNymous-gn6tl ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vincentbeton You said it perfectly. It's a shame that good storytelling in (most) modern movies has taken a backseat for the sake of tribalism agenda.

    • @joriankell1983
      @joriankell1983 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Race mixing is cruelty to children

    • @chrisadams8182
      @chrisadams8182 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@iamtherealrauschguy You’re right. The obsession started with Solo and will never end!

  • @ChainedFei
    @ChainedFei ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Regarding the language issue, it is called "Genre Language Affectation". Genre's are supposed to sound like their Genre.... but Disney apparently sticks common earth language into all of its properties. It was the most jarring thing in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. When you lack a Genre Language Affectation (Which is a component of any story), you create a script that is incongruous with the genre it is supposed to portray. It's a portion of setting and world building that is necessary in cinema.

    • @richardhockey8442
      @richardhockey8442 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      writers who don't know anything about the setting because they don't read (any) books, and/or just can't be bothered

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@richardhockey8442 "Malodorous"
      "What does that mean?"
      "Stinky"
      "Why don't you just say stinky then?? What's the point, like-- ?"

    • @adelucas4824
      @adelucas4824 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Star Trek did the same. Suddenly everyones dropping F bombs for no reason

    • @bujharvard9313
      @bujharvard9313 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@adelucas4824 It's really bad in modern Trek. As if a Starfleet admiral would be dropping F bombs in a formal setting.

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj ปีที่แล้ว

      Its called shit writing isn't it?

  • @MrMacavity
    @MrMacavity ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I only remember Willow for one line. "Out of the way peck!"

    • @Locke19901
      @Locke19901 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I STILL say this.

    • @Bloodynine606
      @Bloodynine606 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peck peck peck peck

    • @andywarda1481
      @andywarda1481 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a great one. My favorite one and the one that stayed with me is " Her name is not Sticks! She's Alora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!"

    • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
      @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, and the noble, glory-seeking tone of the actor. That line and delivery are absolutely brilliant.

    • @danielrobertson2154
      @danielrobertson2154 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that and "You've done the right thing!" i still use it a lot lol

  • @zombrero7870
    @zombrero7870 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    6:54 "This is the writer's mindset getting projected into a character that shouldn't have those attitudes."
    Every show is She-Hulk now

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean Captain Marvel?

    • @praetoriandorn3154
      @praetoriandorn3154 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The gimmick of totally uncreative narcissists; make every character an even more extreme version of themselves.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every show's lead is a Mary Sue.

    • @alanredversangel
      @alanredversangel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was entertained by She Hulk, Willow is something else. Everything they do and say in it is wrong.

  • @SwaggerLikeUz
    @SwaggerLikeUz ปีที่แล้ว +490

    As a fan of the original Kathleen Kennedy needs to be fired! Willow was an 80's cult classic never meant to be brought back & literally sacrificed on the "Woke Hollyweird altar".

    • @simonhadley8829
      @simonhadley8829 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She needs to be dragged into the public forum and lit on fire as a message to the world.

    • @MichaelAS-el1xo
      @MichaelAS-el1xo ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You gotta use punctuation man.

    • @hackbertgrutzkotz7653
      @hackbertgrutzkotz7653 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@MichaelAS-el1xo "As a fan of the original Kathleen Kennedy..." i was like WTF!😂😂😂

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want KK fired just as much as you do. There will come a time, so we'll be patient as we watch Lucasfilm projects burn.

    • @paokalexthes
      @paokalexthes ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like how when disney produces good content Kennedy does not get credit (Andor for example) but when there is a miss she is the one that gets the blame lol

  • @deganhardt77
    @deganhardt77 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Ginger space jesus is the golden goose for Disney. She checks like 4 modern audience boxes simultaneously in one casting.

    • @MikeTXBC
      @MikeTXBC ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As annoying as the characters are that she's played, at least none of them have been quite as bad as Michael Burnham from Discovery. That said... when the best you can say is "she's played better characters than Michael Burnham," you know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel.

    • @infinitestare
      @infinitestare 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it's because technically she's black ginger which is kind of unique. Ethnicity-wise. She's of Jamaican-Irish descent I just googled her

  • @sporkenste1n236
    @sporkenste1n236 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I was ten when the movie came out, and I was hooked on it immediately mostly because I thought General Kael looked so badass (I still want a movie accurate replica of that helmet). Years ago I bought it on DVD and watched it again for the first time in a long time, and I came to appreciate Warwick Davis and Val Kilmer's performances. I still love the movie, and was somewhat excited for the new series until I realized the movie works best as a one off. It didn't need a follow up, and given Disney's track record with the IPs they've acquired, I knew better than to think it would be much different from anything else they've vomited out in recent years.

    • @sarahbreisch4750
      @sarahbreisch4750 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always liked Eric. "Sit in your coffin and rot."

    • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
      @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The tv spots that featured Kael _really_ sparked the imagination. I was also 10 and thought that was his actual skull until I saw the movie.

    • @rubix4195
      @rubix4195 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Val Kilmer and Joanne Whalley had chemistry on the film too.

  • @kkslider7567
    @kkslider7567 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    I watched it with my family because my dad is a big fan of the willow movie and when we watched it he looked so disappointed. I felt so bad knowing he grew up loving the first movie and seeing it just being butchered in two episodes. Just a shame.

    • @Parasiteve
      @Parasiteve ปีที่แล้ว +62

      F in the replies for your dads childhood.

    • @ngkngk875
      @ngkngk875 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It’s obvious looking at the state of the movie industry where it was headed.

    • @Chris-ji4iu
      @Chris-ji4iu ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I actually made it through the first three episodes. I tried. Really. It is terrible.

    • @jjm152
      @jjm152 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I'm 47 and refuse to watch any remakes of anything that I enjoyed as a child. If I watch something with my kids, it's always the original and I flat out refuse to let them watch any "live action" remakes of any animated film. They might get annoyed at me now, but they'll thank me later when they're older.

    • @ciscornBIG
      @ciscornBIG ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Parasiteve F

  • @gregviews
    @gregviews ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Another thing about falcon and the winter soldier Is how tf a bunch of teens and untrained terrorists could fight fully trained heroes? The falcon could've beaten the main villain in the 1st episode if it was written well.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Bucky would have DEMOLISHED them! He’s THE WINTER SOLDIER, for Pete’s sake!

    • @gregviews
      @gregviews ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Chase Hedges67 like bro wtf 🤣 even the US agent could've folded them especially after he took the serum bro was a US special force agent for crying out loud 🤣

    • @pedrokantor3997
      @pedrokantor3997 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh yes the show that killed my interest for the MCU. How Captain Falcon left a gunshot-wounded Carter behind to do a dumb political speech was unforgivable. Steve would never do that.

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because Falcon is unbelievable as Captain America

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pedrokantor3997 Hey, don't you insult Captain Falcon by associating him with the MCU.

  • @atomicviking2497
    @atomicviking2497 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "It's like you pick up a load of 20-year-olds in Southern California and dump them into a fantasy world and say 'have at it.'"
    --Modern-day writers' room

  • @billbadson7598
    @billbadson7598 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Willow is the most cherished movie of my childhood. After hearing this, I'll never watch this. I can't do that to myself.

    • @brennefleisch
      @brennefleisch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The trailer scenes with Warwick Davis casting magic get me excited, then I remember it's a modern Disney production and those feelings sink away. Going to rewatch the movie with my boys this week instead.

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    Poor Warwick Davis. He deserves better and he’s an amazing actor.

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu ปีที่แล้ว +144

      He did it for the dough, nothing else. Not much glory in it but relatable.

    • @apesheet_crzy1430
      @apesheet_crzy1430 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      hahhahahah dude wtf...

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@M0butu Guess I can’t blame him.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'd honestly rather watch it if Warwick Davis was the only member of the main cast.

    • @lotsofspots
      @lotsofspots ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He's definitely not bothering with acting in most of the series so far.

  • @RealSoLucien
    @RealSoLucien ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Willow was the best D&D movie ever, they get the band together and march off to face evil gaining strength along the way. I know that wasn't the intention but I was super into D&D at the time and it spoke to me.

    • @c0m4g1bb
      @c0m4g1bb ปีที่แล้ว

      no one cares nerd

    • @erroneous6947
      @erroneous6947 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of the many good movies to play while you play D&D.

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I beg your pardon? While it may have been an enjoyable movie (honestly don't remember, only watched it in middle school), The Gamers 2; Dorkness Rising is the best D&D movie.

    • @Robin-lg6mz
      @Robin-lg6mz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lord_Numptydorkness is a classic

    • @anthonyhiggins9799
      @anthonyhiggins9799 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Time Bandits is another good one. Very D&D styled.

  • @MrMikellsof88
    @MrMikellsof88 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There's one message they accidentally pushed as well. When the princess lashed out at her brother, one of the things she made clear was the reason she's the way she is is because their father "ran away". So the message that scene sends is that kids do require a strong male role model in their life. But moments before that, they just established the whole "women rule and men are toxic arseholes" message.

  • @PhilosophicallyAmerican
    @PhilosophicallyAmerican ปีที่แล้ว +7

    On the subject of royal marriages: Remember the "Three Musketeers" movie from about 20 years ago? The queen (who was drop-dead gorgeous, by the way) is upset with the arranged marriage at first, but by the end they were head-over-heels for each other. It was cute.

  • @captaindropkik
    @captaindropkik ปีที่แล้ว +265

    When Magogg mentioned that Kit realises she isn't that good because everyone's been taking it easy on her, my head genuinely tilted a little bit as I thought "huh that actually sounds interesting though" but obviously they won't show her failing

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Would have liked more of that.

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I saw the clip of when she realized that, and it wasn't that interesting, lol. It was just her girlfriend that the realization was about; she found out her girlfriend, a knight or something, had been letting her win their sparring contests.

    • @mrillis9259
      @mrillis9259 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So she has life set on easy.
      Interesting.

    • @AS-fu1kd
      @AS-fu1kd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rich and well written characters are NOT okay

    • @jared6200
      @jared6200 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She does end up on her ass in every fight she's in, and all the fights so far have been exactly the same. She tries to fight, falls on her ass, and someone has to save her. First by her girfriend, and then by Willow using magic.

  • @bast8081
    @bast8081 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Disney spent billions to buy Lucas film, which had a huge built-in fan base. To see how they mishandled the IPs and mishandled these beloved franchises is so bewildering.

    • @bkatbamna
      @bkatbamna ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It isn't bewildering at all: the idiots that they hired to oversee them care more about brainwashing people than making money for the people they work for.

    • @TheGahta
      @TheGahta ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah prior to the sequels i was hopeful, i thought "yeah of they slashed the EU so they can grab the best ideas and print money hands over fist"
      Boi was i wrong, ep7 rolls around and ten minutes in i understood this

    • @garrettviewegh677
      @garrettviewegh677 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      For me, what’s most insulting, is that Kathleen Kennedy once said: “there’s no stories to base more films off of” regarding the sequels. Yet, they took the well-crafted stories of the EU, and threw them away, ignoring them.

    • @jhonviel7381
      @jhonviel7381 ปีที่แล้ว

      if your an american, just look how our government handles our taxes, and how dictators and banks handle most of the wealth of humanity and squander it. honestly it just says a lot about our society

    • @flacjacket
      @flacjacket ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's not bewildering at all. We don't have capitalism we have managerialism. The idea of capitalism is that the capitalist (owners of the means of production) have the power of control over how those means are exercised. Very early on in the capitalist revolution the capitalist class ceded this control over to a managerial class who executed the day to day business while the capitalists took the profits and fucked off into their personal lives. Over time the ownership became entirely divorced from the directive control, particularly in the case of publicly traded corporation where the ownership became incredibly diffuse, spread across thousands or millions of investors rendering management effectively all but unaccountable. This managerial class came to view the institutions which they manage as existing to serve them rather than the other way around. Thus in a demotistic society they become powerful vehicles by which the managerial classes personal politics can be advanced with little regard to profitability, up until the point that the hemeroghing becomes terminal as the capital of the institution is exhausted.

  • @incurabletrickster1191
    @incurabletrickster1191 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I loved Willow when I was a kid. Seeing Hollyweird massacre it is heartbreaking.

    • @reddragon4482
      @reddragon4482 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They come for everything like Unicron and just devour everything lol

    • @DEVILTAZ35
      @DEVILTAZ35 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always got it mixed up with caravan of courage as a youngster lol

    • @Perroden
      @Perroden ปีที่แล้ว

      I call it p3d0wood

    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite part was when willow trained a Jedi by riding on his back. No-wait, wrong movie.
      My favorite part was when Willow said," Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?"

  • @MykeruMedia
    @MykeruMedia ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Willow is one of my favorite films. Not only is it charming, but my Aunt worked on it (sculpting in styro for the Troll Castle). It's sad it fell into the woke reboot/remake wood chipper.

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool I'd love to know more about it, its conception where it was filmed etc.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your aunt worked on it? Cool!

    • @MykeruMedia
      @MykeruMedia ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@asarishepard8171 yeah I never really peered into the credits that far, but she would be credited as Laura MacKenzie or under whatever company that she and her common law husband Eddie formed. I know she also worked on 12 Monkeys. There's a scene in a department store where you briefly glimpse this large Statue of an Angel. Eddie sculpted that and cast it in resin. My parents house has a resin cast of the head of the statue as well as this eagle and American flag that Eddie made also casti in resin

    • @MykeruMedia
      @MykeruMedia ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chatteyj I'm not sure. But it was certainly filmed in studio such as pinewood or shepparton studios.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MykeruMedia dude thats amazing :)

  • @MaxskiSynths
    @MaxskiSynths ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Everything feels like a parody of itself now.

    • @AS-fu1kd
      @AS-fu1kd ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The whole damn world feels like a parody of itself

    • @juicybiscuit527
      @juicybiscuit527 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? Lebron is such a pansy ace flop fish.

    • @memoryhero
      @memoryhero ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This should be the title of almost every "culture war" video for the last decade.

    • @Soundwave32791
      @Soundwave32791 ปีที่แล้ว

      So in other words, everything nowadays is suffering from Family Guy and Simpsons syndrome.

    • @notsure4648
      @notsure4648 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surely you can't be serious.

  • @MrmorpheuZ
    @MrmorpheuZ ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Things are bad when a dwarf with an acorn is considered to be the better plot of the 2 iterations

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Does peck point his acorn at anyone

    • @Bobby.2000
      @Bobby.2000 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ohhh, help help, somebody help, there's a little peck pointing an acorn at me

    • @zappodude7591
      @zappodude7591 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the acorn wasn't even useful.

    • @BluntmanEXE
      @BluntmanEXE ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually got that reference. God, I feel old.

    • @multitimmytiger2
      @multitimmytiger2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just picked up a pine cone. Look at me! I'm the greatest wizard ever!

  • @cubencis
    @cubencis ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Biggest break in fantasy since Starbucks showed up in Westeros

  • @FlamingoSandwich
    @FlamingoSandwich ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think Erin Kellyman (diverse femail knight/ love interest for Kit) was put in this excactly because she was ginger as a double bluff because Elora Danan was ginger as a baby and they specifically had a bit in epp 2 explaining her mum was bleaching her hair because they wanted Ellie Bamber blond (when she is ussualy ginger in most parts) so we might think Erin Kellyman was Elora Danan despite the fact her skin tone didn't match at all to the baby in the movie which they showed a clip of.

    • @Lelldorin84
      @Lelldorin84 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, that's too smart.
      It's because she is mixed race and has red hair, that's the only reason she keeps getting hired.
      Gotta show whitey that other "races" have red hair too!

  • @fairwarning007
    @fairwarning007 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The best thing about the original Willow IMO is Val Kilmer as Madmartigan. At least with him not being able to be in this rendition, they can’t ruin his character (supposedly).
    Seriously, I can just imagine them portraying him as the “toxic male”, giving him the Han Solo treatment in having him abandon his own son and “going back to the only thing I was ever good at” bs. Smh.

    • @iandevine3063
      @iandevine3063 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean han solo is kind of suppose to be a toxic a$$ at the start of episode 4, I think they ruined him in having him be such a good guy when that character growth doesn't come until episode 4.

    • @tbone2646
      @tbone2646 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@iandevine3063 he was introduced as a shady dude from a shady bar - it should have been left at that, sometimes it's better to leave a little bit to the imagination

    • @gothamgoon4237
      @gothamgoon4237 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They already have. They made Madmartigan a dead beat dad.

    • @fairwarning007
      @fairwarning007 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Diomedes seriously??? Shit, I haven’t watched the show yet and am definitely not going to now. Screw that bs.

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Since he is meaningful in turning the daughter of the evil queen to good, he would likely become a woman for that and won't be goofy anymoure just cocky and super competent.

  • @SuperDoggy99
    @SuperDoggy99 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    3:38 The late Ursula K. LeGuin wrote a fantastic essay on the "language of fantasy" called From Elfland to Poughkeepsie, in which she explains why so many works of fantasy utterly fail because the writer uses language that is far too modern.
    The main insight is that, if you can transplant the conversation into a modern novel or television show--if the dialogue sounds like two characters discussing a court case, in an episode of Law and Order--then it's probably not fit for fantasy.
    These days, almost ALL "fantasy" that is written by young people--or callow writers in general--sounds like this; they have no "feel" for language and no understanding of why Tolkien, LeGuin, Norton, Moorcock, etc. endure to this day.
    I can excuse the modern vernacular--and over use of idiomatic english--in cartoons (like the Dragon Prince) or comedies (like the Legend of Vox Machina)--but in multi-million dollar productions, and the endless parade of boring stories that are passed off today as SF/F, it's just lazy and inexcusable.
    You can tell these "writers" are barely literate, don't know anything about their chosen genre, and are willfully flouting the idea that writers from previous generations were better.
    More than anything, they're just ignorant and untalented, and it shows. This is why they often fall back on "activism" to make up for their lack of anything artistic and/or original to impart.
    The archetypes of heroic fiction, character, etc., and the requisite language needed to give them life, are completely lost on these people.

    • @zappodude7591
      @zappodude7591 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's how I felt reading Mistborn. Brandon isn't as bad as you describe here (a lot of his fans are worse) but you can tell he's writing from a very different perspective which lacks the gravity of Tolkein. Plus he just doesn't construct sentences very well.

    • @SuperDoggy99
      @SuperDoggy99 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I haven't read anything by Brandon Sanderson, but I have watched a few of his interviews and listened to his young fans "gush" about what can only be described as stock, or "standard fare", ideas/stories. He seems to have a good grasp of narrative structure and what makes for a good story.
      Oddly enough, I have been reading the Wheel of Time series for the first time in decades. I put that one down, years and years ago, because I couldn't stand Jordan's writing. I've since learned to find the "charm" in his self-taught style and turn of phrase. The first book is really badly done, but the series gets a lot better as Jordan finds his footing.
      It'll be interesting to see how Sanderson handles the final books in the series.

    • @wilder11
      @wilder11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calling Legend of Vox Machina a comedy is tantamount to heresy.

    • @louisbrown4620
      @louisbrown4620 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d throw Raymond Feist in there too.

    • @mohamedbelkacem9889
      @mohamedbelkacem9889 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wilder11 legend of vox machina is based on an actual campaign, I expect that by default makes the story more rigid.

  • @MikeTXBC
    @MikeTXBC ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even if you wanted to send a group of teenagers, why would you send your only remaining heir? That by itself is insane.

  • @JackAcid
    @JackAcid ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My dad was an extra in the first movie, during the parts that were filmed in a slate quarry (Llanberis) near my house.
    Fast forward almost forty years later and I work in this show, which, again,was filmed largely in Wales (no longer; it's back to London for series two).
    There was a lot of money in this, and some pretty impressive sets, but everything you've mentioned here is spot on. I had a strange feeling it wasn't quite..."right" as we went. Warwick is nice but I wonder if he's playing a parody of himself, like he did in Life's too Short. Let's see how this plays out.

  • @Draconisrex1
    @Draconisrex1 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Willow was a nice movie. It wasn't 'The Godfather' or 'Citizen Kane,' but it was nice. I'm so sad that Disney is strip mining Willow along with the rest of the various IPs I've been in love with. I'm just waiting for Gilligan's Island to get the Disney treatment...

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It already got the "Survivor Reality Show" treatment...though The Real Gilligan's Island was actually pretty good for a reality show.

    • @Warhammered
      @Warhammered ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh, this one is easy: Gilligan and the Skipper are lovers. Ginger and Mary-Ann are lovers. Ginger and Mary-Ann berate the Professor the Millionaires, constantly. They also have to guide Gilligan and the Skipper because they aren't good enough, without the two lesbians to 'empower' them.
      Sorry Hollywoke, you owe me a few million for this idea. Quit writing it down. :P

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugh, Mary Ann is going to be an ugly feminist and Ginger is going to anything but

    • @rufusmcgee4383
      @rufusmcgee4383 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Strip mining is an apt description.

    • @perry92964
      @perry92964 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Warhammered the professor would be trans

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Let's be frank; the people who are writing, directing, acting, and producing most current entertainment are inferior to those who came before them.
    I chalk it up to lack of real adversity and life experience.

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No, they WANT it to be like that. Those people would have never gotten a chance in the business 15 years ago.

    • @billybatts8283
      @billybatts8283 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're mostly the children of the ones who were funding those who vase before them.

    • @Canthatcrazy
      @Canthatcrazy ปีที่แล้ว

      Spot on.
      The best actors and screen writers all came from post WW2 babies, who grew up with poor, traumatised parents and lives very hard or simple lives.
      This generation have ZERO life experience. All they have is Hollywood and Twitter

    • @mojebi3804
      @mojebi3804 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Adversity" is not something to strive or wish for, just saying. You're not wrong about the first bit though.

    • @FreakyFriday4Phaggs
      @FreakyFriday4Phaggs ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mojebi3804 there is can't be progress without Struggles. Strife and Growth are like "YinYang" twins.

  • @jamesms4
    @jamesms4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Modern Language in Fantasy might work in the Vox Machina Critical Role Animated Show. That is how they introduce the world. It has comedic elements, and it is charming for that setting. It doesn't work everywhere.

  • @inblackestnight9256
    @inblackestnight9256 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That redheaded woman was also the leader of a Rebel team on Solo. Understandable how that was forgotten, like the rest of the movie, but she was just as much a plank of wood there as well.

  • @dlxmarks
    @dlxmarks ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This bit in the first episode that had me swear off the entire series: The older knight Jorgen Kase, who has presumably served the royal family for years and said that he considers Airk as a son, is shot by an arrow and tumbles off his horse. The others just ride off without a backward glance although Kit makes time to sneer at Dove. They don't even mention his death later. I guess Kasdan thought since the audience just met him and doesn't care about him then the other characters didn't need to either. The character writing on this show is just awful.

    • @tkps
      @tkps ปีที่แล้ว

      These people write the words 'X served the RF for years.....' but are so self absorbed they don't get what that means so what else would they have the actors do but behave how they personally would? I don't know why they keep employing people who can't write. They can't empathise & don't personally have the life experience to call on. The problem now is the whole place is full of sycophants and no bugger has the balls to tell the truth anymore. I bet plenty know what's wrong but until they speak up, Hollywood won't change.

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Disney, "Let the past die. Kill it if you have to."

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think his line before his death was in poor taste.

    • @BillyBob-wq9fl
      @BillyBob-wq9fl ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its always about the youth and how they dont really need help from older people because they are just so hip and cool and smart and capable. At least thats the message that hollywood producer types want to convey. These hollywood producer types cannot be identified by heritage or you will be labeled antisemitic.

    • @erinlikesacornishpasty4703
      @erinlikesacornishpasty4703 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I noticed how awful this was as well. And how much in contrast it is to other beloved fantasy stories that feature children and teens questing, namely Narnia and Harry Potter. In Narnia, the first characters Lucy and the other children meet are older and either take care of them or tempt them (in the case of Edmond). The first wizarding character Harry Potter meets is Hagrid, who is a consistent care taker character and beloved throughout the story. The way Willow treated the protector character, as though he was an irritating old babysitter the kids were glad to be rid of, was downright juvenile. And it betrays that they KNOW the audience isn't the original one that enjoyed the movie Willow, but rather some Gen Z kids who've been stuck inside and not allowed to actually see kids thier own age, so they're stuck living vicariously through Disney+ 😖. Poor kids. Too bad they don't get to go out an actually quest for anything resembling a life 🤷‍♀️.

  • @madebymonkeys5641
    @madebymonkeys5641 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I love that bit in Hamlet, when he said, "alas, poor yorik, I knew when messed with the wrong homei he was gunna get smashed... heroshio"... pure poetry.

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Word!

    • @jeremiahhendra2401
      @jeremiahhendra2401 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "did you just flip me off?"
      "I did flip the bird now, but not at you"
      Pure perfection.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great, now I'm imagining all of Shakespeare as spoken word. 😅

    • @Thedrizzle404
      @Thedrizzle404 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You joke, but there was already a shit remake like that with Leonardo DiCaprio in it.

    • @jaxkommish
      @jaxkommish ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Into the valley of death rode the 600; it was totally rad man! They went full metal jacket, and I can't even!"

  • @Gunleaver
    @Gunleaver ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Regarding the actress from Falcon & Winter Soldier, don't forget that she was also in Solo, and the moment where she takes off her mask is played as a dramatic reveal, that answers all the questions, basically they're like "Ta da! It's HER!" And her character is supposed to be this idealistic rebel who inspires Han to be less selfish and not just operate for his own profit. Anyone remember his ARC from the original movies? Turns out it was all because the Ginger Savior already set him on that road.

  • @cdragen
    @cdragen ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I knew better than to get my hopes up, I'm not surprised by this at all, and yet somehow my child heart is still broken by the fact that they've once again exhumed something that I loved and desecrated it beyond recognition. I wanted it to be good, I wanted Warwick to triumphantly return as an older, more capable version of his character confidently tackling a new challenge and raising up the next generation, but for some reason perpetuating anything good is anathema to these absolute clowns.
    Good news is the original can't be erased, and is still awesome.

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk ปีที่แล้ว

      “Exhumed” is a good word for it. Really hammers in the disrespect and desecration.

  • @AsparagusVideo
    @AsparagusVideo ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Once they explained how Elora was hidden away and now she’s a clueless character that has no idea who she is or what she was destined for - I checked out.

    • @AS-fu1kd
      @AS-fu1kd ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The proper story cannot be told with Disney. Always has to be skewed in some really dumb and needless way

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Shadow War novels, George Lucas & Chris Claremont's continuation of Willow from the 90s, also had Elora become a spoiled brat, but it was portrayed as a bad thing. (These novels weren't great either, but they were regular bad rather than modern, woke bad.) Most of the characters were killed of in the first few pages except for Willow and his village, Elora Danon, and the Brownies (those annoying little guys). With her own kingdom destroyed, she's raised by another king who's extremely overprotective, which explains how she turned out so badly.
      I'm recalling this from memory, so I hope I'm remembering accurately. And the novels were written in such a way that it was hard to follow, so I remember the beginning much better than later parts and the ending.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It makes no sense. Easily could have done an opposite, where evil returns and makes everyone forget her. She then needs to start from nothing and source out the people she knows will be helpful. Obviously, she would start with Willow who is just a farmer and is her most continuous and ultimate source of help. Paralleling the original while giving us a powerful female lead.
      And let’s be honest, that latter thing is just a necessity if you want to go anything produced nowadays.

    • @jackiechan7909
      @jackiechan7909 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FumblsTheSniper al crap, she could have been raised as madmardigans and sorshas adopted child. At some point she discovered the magic enter willow and of they go on their own journey. Guess normal family live is way to radical in Hollywood these days.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackiechan7909 yeah that’s more or less what I meant, with everyone’s memories wiped she has to gather them together to defeat evil. One thing I also really liked about the original was that Willow didn’t have a love story. He had his happy ending and the story was kind of just in his way to getting back to being happy. It would be refreshing to have a female lead that doesn’t need to get layed in order to make a story relevant.

  • @thewittywhygaming6487
    @thewittywhygaming6487 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The writers wanted the kingdoms, magic and dynasties, but didn't want to stick to how this world would actually work.

    • @CognosSquare
      @CognosSquare ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin good forces have invented or made" -Tolkien

  • @fiachoconnor
    @fiachoconnor ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yet again, I'm so grateful you the drinker and you guys take the hit so i don't have to. I was very excited to see Willow because I loved it as a kid. You've saved me some hours and some frustration. Legends

  • @ronlittlejohn8046
    @ronlittlejohn8046 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She literally played the same part in Solo, Falcon and Winter Soldier and Willow. She’s got a niche. Granted, it’s a shit niche, but a niche all the same

    • @beefsuprem0241
      @beefsuprem0241 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the Drinker said, she must be some execs or VIPs kid

  • @williamharris7577
    @williamharris7577 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The Norsemen has more historically accurate dialogue than most new movie/shows. It's also a comedy, very funny show too.

  • @LeaderDesslok
    @LeaderDesslok ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Princess to her brother: You're just like dad, as soon as things get tough you'll run away!
    Seconds later: Princess runs away because life was getting tough

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She runs away _bravely_

    • @wavion2
      @wavion2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@EvilDoresh
      🎵When duty reared its ugly head,
      She bravely turned her tail and fled.
      Yes, brave Princess Kit turned about
      And gallantly she chickened out.
      Swiftly taking to her feet,
      She beat a very brave retreat.
      Bravest of the brave, Princess Kit!🎵

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wavion2 That's enough music for now

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:34. It would be nice if the Squire sees that the princess has talent and the confidence, but lacks the fighting skills to stand up against a real threat, so he volunteers to train her further, with the understanding he WON'T take it easy on her in the training, essentially being the only one that truly pushes her to reach her full potential. He would essentially be a mentor to someone just like his Knight was to him. You could even tie it into her love interest, because we know her love interest also wants to be a Knight, and both of them strive to be great swordswomen. We also know that he's the pragmatist in the group, who sees things as they truly are (and just hides truths in humor). It would give the princess and the other members of the group something useful to do other than just sitting around a campfire, since we know that they are heading towards something pretty dangerous.

  • @easterthefoolish
    @easterthefoolish ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did anyone else just get the urge to watch the original Willow movie after this video? I did. I haven't even thought of Willow for forever. I had no idea there was even a show until a week ago. I don't care about the show, but now I want to refresh my memory of the original.

    • @andywarda1481
      @andywarda1481 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually went and rewatched the movie after Doomcock did his rant a few days ago.

  • @MrDean-fm6bq
    @MrDean-fm6bq ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The entire first episode was les bian Tumblr fan fiction set in a fantasy magical setting. They knew that wouldn't attract 12 viewers standing on its own. The first horrific 20 to 30 minutes was exposition telling us how great the princess with no action in sight. So they just trotted out the name 'Willow' and slapped it on it. He didn't really even appear until the second episode and by then I didn't give a flying frog. I heard that young men in droves are skipping college in favor of a trade school's. So who do you think are left filling these college educated writer's rooms nowadays? With no one there to say no or at least reign in these "writers" putting what they think is great on the screen. Without any talent or respect for what came before.

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I deeply wish the writers to be awash in massive college debt and have to live in L.A.

  • @thepsychicspoon5984
    @thepsychicspoon5984 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Oh, thank goodness. I felt like the only person in the world who felt this way about Willow.

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah, check out the RT audience reviews. I knew it would be hot garbage right when I saw the disparity between the critic and audience score.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@scottcantdance804 I saw the casting and costume choices then decided to skip it.

    • @youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629
      @youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait till you see what they will do to fallout.
      its gonna suck big sweaty balls.

    • @waynehewett4017
      @waynehewett4017 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Willows just another victim that Disney sucks dry then throws away the corpse then on to the next one
      Abit like a bloody vampire

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, for a second there, you were 'Neo' in your mind oh special one.

  • @eurocrusader1724
    @eurocrusader1724 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When i was a child i loved the original...
    Why do they need to destroy our childhood memories?!?

  • @AoRArchAngel
    @AoRArchAngel ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Willow is what pushed me into the fantasy genre, and its heartbreaking to hear this. I knew the moment I saw the trailer on Doomsday+ it was gonna be horrible :/

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes ปีที่แล้ว

      Doomsday+, LOL!!!

  • @om3g4z3r0
    @om3g4z3r0 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "We put gay in it so you have to like it now." - Disney

  • @michaelriddick7116
    @michaelriddick7116 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Sorsha (Joanne Whalley) is why I've always had a thing for red heads growing up .... .... that they did this to a beloved film from my childhood is just utterly depressing :(

    • @IIISWILIII
      @IIISWILIII ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She was spectacular, yes?! 😍

    • @beefsuprem0241
      @beefsuprem0241 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yes, she was fire😉

    • @Geordie1892
      @Geordie1892 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funnily enough I've always had a thing for red headed girls and I remember Sorsha being one of my very early crushes back when I was in primary school so that must be where it began for me too. I wonder how many more of us experienced the Sorsha effect? I recently watched the Willow movie again and Joanne Whalley really was gorgeous so the little versions of us had excellent taste.

  • @nerdifymusic7322
    @nerdifymusic7322 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LoL, the infamous line "there is a tempest in her" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChristianF15cher
    @ChristianF15cher ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don’t forget the old adage “When you try to be liked by everyone, you end up being liked by no one.”

  • @AlphaCitizen
    @AlphaCitizen ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Sounds like a Dungeon Master from my local game store could've written a tighter, more fitting script
    Also, I want to tell Willow to aim his wand at the writers of this, so I can say "Willllllow, use the wand on that troll!"

    • @Edino_Chattino
      @Edino_Chattino ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My thoughts exactly. A mental exercise I always think of is, if I were to give this material to four somewhat experienced DMs, would they make a better job? The answer most of the time is yes.

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As PnP game master you have to be pretty good at story writing (if you don't just follow premade campaigns). Afterall: you have to createa a story on the fly while none of the protagonists will do anything you want.

    • @AlphaCitizen
      @AlphaCitizen ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@miriamweller812 how do you handle min-maxed players?
      Perfect! Sounds like you can manage these off-brand Hollywood divas then!
      - Interviewing a DM for the director job

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We frequently tell our DM to get into writing. He has such an insane talent for worldbuilding we actually read his lore documents.

  • @Weaseldog2001
    @Weaseldog2001 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I tried to watch it with my wife.
    She announced she was going to bed (to sleep), halfway through the first episode.
    I moved on to rewatching Farscape.

    • @mikehimes7944
      @mikehimes7944 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why did you even even waste the microts?

    • @scottgaylon1196
      @scottgaylon1196 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      After all these years, Farscape is still rewatchable. The best sci-fi series ever made, IMO.

    • @prismaticbeetle3194
      @prismaticbeetle3194 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better choice

    • @jolothebarbarian4666
      @jolothebarbarian4666 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Farscape is awesome

    • @nathantudor5763
      @nathantudor5763 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now I too am going to rewatch Farscape!
      Maybe some SG1 as well?

  • @HitchensRAZ0R
    @HitchensRAZ0R ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @17:29 in the film "Troy" when a Trojan prince took the Spartan King's wife away, the King contacted his brother and they gathered the largest Greek army and sailed that army straight to Troy to fight a war. In GoT when the Targaryen prince took his girl, Robert Baratheon summoned an army to overthrow the Targaryen Dynasty. But hey, who needs an army when you can send a few teenagers, right?

  • @rator1st
    @rator1st ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They could have easily rectified the sending a weirdly small group by showing another scene where the queen, captain of the royal knights, and tactician talking about sending a portion of their army as a diversion while the princess enlists the help of willow. Now they would have told her the plan, but considering how pig headed and irritable she is, they thought it best to leave her out of the loop in case she tries to turn on them as her actions at the party will cause them to believe.
    Even then this is still a stupid plan.

  • @hathorliderc
    @hathorliderc ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I had a bad feeling even before this show came out.

  • @DJWHITE_
    @DJWHITE_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun Fact: Jennifer Lawrence wrote, directed and produced Willow.

    • @kj3n569
      @kj3n569 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jennifer Lawrence IS Willow.

  • @thefuriousmackerel7672
    @thefuriousmackerel7672 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I almost cried when I saw what they did to one of my favorite all time movies. It was one of those movies that I could watch over and over and still can. I couldnt even make it through episode two without feeling physically ill. WHY would they do this???

  • @user-lc4xh7ts7h
    @user-lc4xh7ts7h ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We are in a dark age of creativity. Like in the music industry, there are a lot of artistic creative people out there who are not getting anywhere in life, and there are people with very little or no talent at all who have their names and faces plastered everywhere. People with actual talent and integrity are pushed out, resign, or ignored by the media companies. Because corporations do not want a story to teach people to think. They just want you to consume.

  • @cuccooverlord9812
    @cuccooverlord9812 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That ginger is a sign that whatever she touches, she destroys it.

    • @AS-fu1kd
      @AS-fu1kd ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She's so confidently bad at acting

  • @psychomoth06
    @psychomoth06 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The “everyone gets a trophy” generation has grown up and brought their entitled world view to their characters, which is basically “I’m perfect, I don’t need to earn anything, and I’ll shout down any criticism because anyone who thinks otherwise is just oppressing me.”

    • @conservativecatholic9030
      @conservativecatholic9030 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which generation gave everyone a trophy? We never asked for our parents to do that.
      Don’t get me wrong, I have issues with my Millennial generation. It always seemed like the participation trophy’s criticism is misdirected and should be pointed at Boomers. (A generation who is clearly leaving America in worse condition than they found it)

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And to extend the point now: "Where's my trophy for giving out trophies?" i.e. "Look at how diverse my show. It's the FIRST *insert identitarian contrivance here* in a Disney film!"

    • @psychomoth06
      @psychomoth06 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@conservativecatholic9030 I don’t exactly disagree. The blame goes both ways.

    • @conservativecatholic9030
      @conservativecatholic9030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@psychomoth06 how exactly does the blame go both ways for something that happened to us as a child? How exactly did our generation have any agency to refuse? What exactly did millennials do that calls for any blame regarding these trophies? It seems to me that the trophies were hippie ideas influencing how they parented.

    • @AbsentMinded619
      @AbsentMinded619 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The problem was that the parents basically checked out. The participation trophies are a symptom of absent or farmed-out child-raising. No such thing bad student, only bad teacher. (But the students grow up to be bad teachers too.)

  • @farkmuckerzerg634
    @farkmuckerzerg634 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved the movie growing up, it was cheesy but still good and one of my favorite fantasy movies of all time. I was excited for a split second when I saw the trailer, but then I remembered the perilous times we live in.

  • @DustinBarlow8P
    @DustinBarlow8P ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This showed how hard Val Kilmer carried the first movie. Honestly if I was the writer, I would have the Prince, hated and attacked constantly, so he sneaks out to find his father (Mad Mardigan). You then find the Queen possessed by the sorcery of the Grandmother, while the Princess willingly becomes the Grandmothers apprentice, cause she wants to watch the world burn.

  • @joshh.2541
    @joshh.2541 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I made it through approximately 25 minutes of this show, and I only hung around that long because of how much laughs I was getting out of it.

  • @uglyboy6034
    @uglyboy6034 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    You know the message is being pushed too hard when people start getting sick of the idea of two women together lol

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right? I never even understood it myself (where's my fun if they're lesbians?) But watching folks finally push back on one of the strangest fetishes is kind of nice. Maybe people will leave pRon behind with a bit of time.

    • @FTChomp9980
      @FTChomp9980 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neil Druckmann must've visited Lucasfilm because that dude has an unhealthy obsession with Lesbians.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because the general audience is fully aware of what Disney is capable of now, To the point where they just lose care. Thus doubling down the ratings.

    • @praetoriandorn3154
      @praetoriandorn3154 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hopefully people GET THE MESSAGE and stop the degeneracy, find a wife/husband, start a family etc

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@praetoriandorn3154 there's nothing degenerate about being gay. (Coming from a straight dude)

  • @BillPeschel
    @BillPeschel ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's as if the writer had no idea how royal dynasties have to operate in order to retain and expand their power. A princess who resists a royal marriage (and bearing children to maintain the bloodline) and openly snogs her female lover would have lasted about ten minutes in "Game of Thrones" before getting *one* warning before something horrible happens to her.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently the brother had that covered. It's implied that he's something of a womanizer (because of course he is). If they had made the princess the one that gets to "follow her heart" that would work because apart from being of the royal family she isn't expected to do anything than allow the kingdom to combine with another kingdom for increased security (that's the show's framing, by the way), but you have to imagine the bind they find themselves in - they can't make the brother look good, and they can't make the sister look bad, and by trying to fit into that criteria, they make the brother look good by accident, and the sister bad unintentionally. :/

  • @Kyle-sr6jm
    @Kyle-sr6jm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you are a monarch wanting to clean house, it is a perfect decision.
    "Your Highness, the entire rescue party was captured and excuted."
    "Oh. What a tragedy! Have they sent the Prince's head yet?"

  • @neonhuntersynth
    @neonhuntersynth ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ginger with an afro: "They called me a ninger"

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stupid me thinking you'd write "gigger".

    • @neonhuntersynth
      @neonhuntersynth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@M0butu You need to have the reference first.

  • @dreioo8759
    @dreioo8759 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Magog was fantastic! Thank you for pointing him out to us, you absolutely inebriated, inspiring emperor of pure drink.

  • @dantebanducci235
    @dantebanducci235 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Magog! Nice to see you out of the Witchmoor! 😁

  • @txspyrate4446
    @txspyrate4446 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would pay real money to see show runners/ writers / actors get together and let drinker and friends make them defend the crap they made as a live show. Would be hilarious

    • @Nobleheart111
      @Nobleheart111 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
      Mark Twain

  • @johnnyquest1370
    @johnnyquest1370 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I recently watched the original willow recently and I like it even more as an adult.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's a legitimate classic, that really didn't need a continuation.

    • @meathooks79
      @meathooks79 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Always been a fan since it came out and never cared for a sequel since the baby fulfilled her destiny of being the undoing of Bavmorda. At first the show piqued my interest until I found out what the plot was. Makes me glad I haven't bothered

    • @VerilyViscous
      @VerilyViscous ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a great 80's fantasy movie. Not perfect, but has that undeniable charm.

    • @mikekooz475
      @mikekooz475 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was that recently? Sorry, your comment made me laugh.....recently ;)

    • @johnnyquest1370
      @johnnyquest1370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikekooz475 lmao I didn't catch that!

  • @SunsetStarship
    @SunsetStarship ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "A face like a slapped ass." ...🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @shemyaza8934
    @shemyaza8934 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I haven't even given this show a chance for obvious reasons despite my love for the original Willow. Sorsha is still one of my favorite characters of all time, which is surprising because Jennifer Lawrence wouldn't invent her until 20 years later.

    • @richardhockey8442
      @richardhockey8442 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joanne Whalley in Edge of Darkness with Bob Peck disagrees (with the Jlaw 'interference')

  • @Malryth
    @Malryth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this video at the beginning!!! When I saw that "George Lucas" film as a child...I thought to myself "the bad guy looks like Darth Vader in Plate Mail"...the end. Played AD&D in High School and always had a Love for that genre... I haven't seen or bought Willow on DVD yet so that might say something... In the Wild West era of the 80's...I'm looking forward to the rest of this video! Your Scottish accent rules all videos...

  • @aham2903
    @aham2903 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Warwick has had a long, rich career. It honestly comes off like he's phoning it in for the paycheck with this one. Maybe he's just tired in general or realized the gigs weren't coming in as much as they used to and he has bills to pay.

    • @Lionstar16
      @Lionstar16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll be kind and say he took the role because he has bills to pay (as they say in show business, if you're not working you're not earning)

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s got bills to pay and mouths to feed ain’t nothing in this world is free.
      Basically phoning it it for a bunch of money.

    • @rubbishopinions6468
      @rubbishopinions6468 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He doesn't want to end up in China's Dwarf Village with Karl Pilkington in the audience.

    • @Jabber-ig3iw
      @Jabber-ig3iw ปีที่แล้ว

      Long rich career? A couple of Star Wars films, willow, unfunny crap with gervais, a short lived game show and a few personal appearances on panel shows is not a long rich career, hence why he is doing the Willow show, everyone has to work.

  • @mikewilliamson5093
    @mikewilliamson5093 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The writers are really writing about themselves

  • @saku0207
    @saku0207 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, I was waiting for this video 😂

  • @ndowroccus4168
    @ndowroccus4168 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the girl speaks in “2020 speak” - “seriously, a flute”
    I almost hurled!

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Ya know the sad reality is that generic fantasy isn't that hard to come up. It is super hard to create a story that is both creative and semi original in the fantasy genre. I think most of us fantasy lovers aren't wanting something super creative but a story with super solid ground work. Give us a basic magic system that can gets more sophisticated as we learn more. Give us an interesting story and decent world building and most of us would be happy. Most fantasy nowadays do require solid well thought characters to get people through the story and well none of Willows character are interesting and after 2+ hours of content I still know nothing about them. Sadly the TV series Willow fails at pretty much every hurdle for a fantasy. Like the worldbuilding is so sloppily put together that you can tell that the building blocks just aren't there to fall back on. It's one of those stories where not enough care was put it into it. Like random modern lumberjacks in denim living out in a wood in a world full of monsters and magic just isn't likely is it? You can feel that the story is just a string of events put together by a writer rather than feeling like the events happen due to in universe decisions that a character would make.

    • @DeadPixel1105
      @DeadPixel1105 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very similar to fans of retro FPS games like Doom and Quake. We often complain when a deep, complex story and characters are introduced into the lore of a game series. Most retro FPS games have a very basic and derivative story (for example, "Doom", "Quake", "Half-Life" and so many others games have basically the same exact storyline - science experiments go wrong, opening a portal/wormhole to another dimension, monsters pour through, and now it's up to this silent protagonist to save the day single-handedly). And truth be told: this simple, basic storyline is what we prefer in FPS games. We're not there to be told a deep story. We here to run from room to room balls-to-the-wall, mindlessly blasting demons and aliens. Pardon the rambling. I assume this is how you fantasy fans feel about fantasy stories. "Stop shaking things up needlessly and just give us what has already been proven to work!"

    • @zappodude7591
      @zappodude7591 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeadPixel1105 I wouldn't say that a shooter can't have a good story without being a super-triple-AAA cinematic 5 hours of cutscenes 4K experience where the main character slides through a thin gap in the wall. Half-Life is _the_ example for a reason, and isn't really comparable to Quake where what minimal story there is can only be gleaned from the manual.

    • @jamesleon4883
      @jamesleon4883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fantasy has been pretty dead for a long time. Only lord of the rings and song of ice and fire have really stood out in the genre for a long time. Most fantasy stories are bland and formulaic unfortunately.

  • @jtb6737
    @jtb6737 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Instead of dancing in front of everyone, they could have been in a pantry making out, and the king walks in. The king goes totally okay if this happens here, not out there.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or to be more realistic for a setting where they cannot afford to risk the engagement getting called off, the king would stress that this cannot happen ever again.

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The King would just toss one out a high window.
      Problem solved. Problem staying solved.

    • @jtb6737
      @jtb6737 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kyle-sr6jm If they were Longshanks

  • @francois9018
    @francois9018 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me and buddy just watched willow, the movie yesterday. He'd never seen it and it had been a while for me ngl. We both had fun, he was just amazed and had loved the entire 2h of the movie.
    Then we decided to watch the first episode of the show. We didn't even last 16 minutes and we just stopped.

  • @ObsidianContraption
    @ObsidianContraption ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Biggest thing that hit me was when they crossed the gate, the old white guy makes a comment about being on your guard, then gets shot, like a frickin joke. And none of the party cares! They just leave him there, and never acknowledge he dies

  • @eurodoc6343
    @eurodoc6343 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just once, I would like to see a movie or TV show that addresses the historical realty that princesses existed to make sure the realm had a legitimate and healthy heir, since this was vital to preventing warfare when the reigning monarch died. This is the reason they enjoyed a life of comfort and leisure so far above what anyone else could have hoped for at the time.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thaaaaats the queens job.
      The princess is there to be married off to the crown prince of the realm bordering yours ensuring a secure border in that direction.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Almost completely absent is something CGP Grey covers excellently in his 'death and dynasties' video. In short, NO king is in charge because he personally has such vast power that no one dare oppose him. He is in power because he is supported by powerful people - the military, the clergy, tradespeople, or whatever. In many kingdoms, the king is nothing but a puppet for these people. The entire reason royal heirs are a thing at all is because all those power players like the idea of a kind of continuity in rule instead of fighting about it every generation. This is why no king can just wander around and do anything he likes, or have 'revolutions' to completely change change society. Eventually the REAL power players will be like, "Um...no. We're going to support your second cousin and you'll be beheaded. Bye!"

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HerculesBallsIncI wish more people understood this. Feudalism was all about the relationship between lord and liege. Very *VERY* few kings have had great personal power. Basil II is one of the few I can think of and he was able to do that by basically making the army loyal to him by living like a soldier with them.

  • @jamietuggnut3312
    @jamietuggnut3312 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Today's modern writers all want to "She-Hulk" their characters by self-inserting what they'd do or what they want in a situation and not what the character should do to make a story more interesting....Basically, the "hero's journey" has been replaced with the "writers journey."

  • @joebyrneMensrights
    @joebyrneMensrights ปีที่แล้ว

    You made it Through the First Episode . You Are a legend . I fell out After The second stolen Story line . But i did make it 40 min into De toros Pinocchio.

  • @KoshoShinogi
    @KoshoShinogi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ginger Jesus" also had a part in Solo, not too dissimilar to her role in Falcon and Winter Soldier, as the leader of a Robin Hood-like band of pirates. The casting basis being more or less: What's the easiest way to get the audience to sympathize with a misunderstood villain with a noble cause? Cast a young woman.