How I'll Explain Covid to my kids

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  • @memedaviss1234
    @memedaviss1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6872

    "Murder Hornets"
    "Murder Hornets"
    "MURDER HORNETS"
    important things must be said 3 times

    • @AQYT-cl5pc
      @AQYT-cl5pc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Can confirm they're scary

    • @suicidalgaming158
      @suicidalgaming158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He just used something from asian parent punishment's

    • @ZarJoachim
      @ZarJoachim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But actually tho murder hornets has the word "MURDER" in its name

    • @robertcarmosino6563
      @robertcarmosino6563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I do that around here , Dad why do you say things 3 times? Hoping one of them sticks in the membrane...

  • @itsalixtv
    @itsalixtv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24996

    “selling people what they dont have, hand sanitizer and brain cells” best line in the skit

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2152

      Haha I loved that one too

    • @Rainia29
      @Rainia29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Dude you totally forgot the tissue, I'm still trying to figure why everyone was panic buying tissue

    • @asianallen7459
      @asianallen7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@Rainia29 because they don’t have brain cells

    • @Oliplayscam
      @Oliplayscam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I read it while they were saying that

    • @ihatealmosteverythingequal820
      @ihatealmosteverythingequal820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Rainia29 no joke they buy it cuz if they have corona they have extreme diarrhea

  • @frigginresulrum
    @frigginresulrum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3182

    "Everything was on fire!"
    In California, we call that Tuesday.

    • @Adididya
      @Adididya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      in australia we call that everyday

    • @frigginresulrum
      @frigginresulrum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@Adididya For the land down under, you know how to one-up.

    • @MzFlocx
      @MzFlocx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      we sure do 😃🤟

    • @greencrystals9022
      @greencrystals9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Adididya wait thats fire? thought it was air...

    • @myrus5722
      @myrus5722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s starting up now again -_-

  • @yanava
    @yanava 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2633

    I love how he always walks 20 miles for anything 😂😂

    • @philippey4918
      @philippey4918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      He just live 20 miles underground

    • @Gummy_Pop.
      @Gummy_Pop. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Dont forget he has to walk uphill both ways on one foot while his other is owning a business xD

    • @paultay6167
      @paultay6167 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's very health conscious

    • @SomeOne-mc7ev
      @SomeOne-mc7ev ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Gummy_Pop. his business was prolly shutdown

    • @shlubster1
      @shlubster1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Laughing just reading this!

  • @Doiboii
    @Doiboii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4124

    How I’ll explain how I survived COVID: E X I S T I N G W A S I L L I G A L

    • @molemunher432
      @molemunher432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not liking this
      so dam perfect

    • @slothteamsix6646
      @slothteamsix6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Your Average Asian no it isn’t, its “illegal”

    • @mcnuggets892
      @mcnuggets892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      B R A I N C E L L S W E R E I L L E G A L

    • @oscarwong4201
      @oscarwong4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mcnuggets892 yep that sounds truer

    • @thebasiccarguy4133
      @thebasiccarguy4133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @paulash islam that was hard to read lol

  • @aber1649
    @aber1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4801

    “When da celebrities came togetha to sing imaagine”
    “What did that do?”
    “STOOOPID”
    💀💀

    • @Doiboii
      @Doiboii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Stoopid

    • @whenthequalityisbadbutiam
      @whenthequalityisbadbutiam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      stooooopid

    • @cierad.249
      @cierad.249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣🤣

    • @oceanman2398
      @oceanman2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i read that part when it came

    • @DanielGarcia-ig2et
      @DanielGarcia-ig2et 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This part absolutely killed me. I had to pause the video because I couldn't hear anything over my laughter.

  • @riverbabbles
    @riverbabbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4196

    "Hand sanitizer and brain cells"
    "And then the Fire Nation attacked!"

    • @whatdahelltwin
      @whatdahelltwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Mother hornets

    • @MarpyPlarpy
      @MarpyPlarpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@whatdahelltwin mm. Yes. Mother hornets.

    • @therranolleo468
      @therranolleo468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      man clearly sold too much he didn't leave some for himself

    • @Jay-zi4mf
      @Jay-zi4mf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@whatdahelltwin murder Hornets? XD

    • @Caryll_byrgenwerth-scholar
      @Caryll_byrgenwerth-scholar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      more like until the Karen nation attacked

  • @nessa12009
    @nessa12009 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    “Where are those brain cells when you need them?” - that got me 😂😂😂😂

    • @sprity8048
      @sprity8048 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      he sold them all on the black market =D

    • @sans2774
      @sans2774 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i share half a brain cell with a fly

    • @1khaitoh
      @1khaitoh ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Murder Hornets!

    • @Phoenix58803
      @Phoenix58803 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They were killed by the 5G towers along with the poor people

  • @_samn.nonyuh
    @_samn.nonyuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9716

    Steven: "Dad, let's go do our weekly vaccine"
    Father Steven: " *That was so offensive that I have to tell a story* "

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

      We all should tell this same story to our grandkids

    • @ryanstrider729
      @ryanstrider729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@StevenHe word for word to

    • @nilaypandey2922
      @nilaypandey2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@StevenHe gonna download this vid rn

    • @reaperhunter7297
      @reaperhunter7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 and the stoopid hilarious

    • @emmafield2879
      @emmafield2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@StevenHe Count me in, I'm doing it.

  • @SnipR9
    @SnipR9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    “I bought the gamestop stock”
    The most legendary statement anyone has made...

    • @masonwalline7110
      @masonwalline7110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The dad is a Redditer

    • @SnipR9
      @SnipR9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@masonwalline7110 😂

    • @improvingguitarist1595
      @improvingguitarist1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes lmao

    • @gottabezenn
      @gottabezenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And he bought it for 5 dollars

    • @SnipR9
      @SnipR9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gottabezenn 😭😭

  • @Can0py26
    @Can0py26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30022

    I love how you start off with saying breathing is illegal LMAO.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3291

      That’s the first thing😂

    • @whyamigae9666
      @whyamigae9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      It almost is, I wasn’t wearing a mask in college *(we weren’t told the day before we had to wear one in class)* and my lecturer propa guilt tripped us. Like I’m sorry I was breathing with someone three metres away.

    • @divisionducky200
      @divisionducky200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lol

    • @maddog323
      @maddog323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@whyamigae9666 it was a joke dude not a literal statement

    • @whyamigae9666
      @whyamigae9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@maddog323
      A kna, if you can’t tell I’m a walking joke because of my name, then I think you need my glasses *(they’re hella strong)* this is a joke just so it’s confirmed. It was facts what I said, but I didn’t mean it to be seriously toned.

  • @warrenpeace5150
    @warrenpeace5150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    “Hornets started eating babies!” That got me dying😂

    • @_angelique9267
      @_angelique9267 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Meaning "Jabbing" babies too. 😑🙏🙏😅

  • @AJCorreia
    @AJCorreia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6939

    I love these

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      AJ! Thanks bro 💪🏻 your Pokémon content is MAD 😂the creativity you have

    • @darnb2675
      @darnb2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ditto

    • @octosponge1499
      @octosponge1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@StevenHe there ok

    • @xany3548
      @xany3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sleevettttt

    • @Roun1rFPS
      @Roun1rFPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg yay i watch ur vids im a fan of pokemon cards

  • @kyoko585
    @kyoko585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4753

    "Then the fire nation attacked" NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS LINE HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @bluestories7816
      @bluestories7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      THANK YOU ya patron saint

    • @justinemassey
      @justinemassey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Came here looking for this comment

    • @kaylenepritchett8871
      @kaylenepritchett8871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Zuko needs toilet paper too, Jeez 😂 Ang, and the others can just use water /rocks

    • @TravelerZ24
      @TravelerZ24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@kaylenepritchett8871 rocks? That is the most horrifying thing I've ever thought of, and I've come up with some crazy shit

    • @calrey
      @calrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definitely a funny joke albeit grim.

  • @meowlord2480
    @meowlord2480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    0:40 "The louder you repeat, the more knowledge you're passing down to your children."

    • @egizikid
      @egizikid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lol

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hm, not how my parents act at all. 😉

    • @OlzGames
      @OlzGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      844 likes and 2 replies?

    • @taylorheart4018
      @taylorheart4018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      5 NOW😂😂😂😂

    • @taylorheart4018
      @taylorheart4018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    I love how Steven developes an accent when he gets old. He truly becomes his father.

    • @malinjohansson6942
      @malinjohansson6942 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @nogur9
      @nogur9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Nooo you can't just go and tell people they become their parents 😂😂❤

  • @jrflores1
    @jrflores1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5093

    "Then your father had to fight people for a SQUARE of toilet paper" That one seriously cracked me up.

    • @kupa121
      @kupa121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This one is actually true lol

    • @dirtymike3329
      @dirtymike3329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @GattaiHeroes
      @GattaiHeroes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had a large amount the moment I realized it was getting that bad

    • @peachapple960
      @peachapple960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly it's true 😂😭

    • @lydiavancleave9459
      @lydiavancleave9459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true😂😂

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7200

    I like to think that 20 years from now, a new generation will see this and not realize how much of that was actually true.

    • @Nick-bg2yt
      @Nick-bg2yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      For the people of the future:It literally is all true. Look it up.

    • @pbztex
      @pbztex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that damn bald brat was away again when the world needed him the most. No wonder why fire nation attacked again.

    • @2NDFLB
      @2NDFLB 2 ปีที่แล้ว


      For people of the future
      [:]
      Don't listen to d1psh1ts in YT comment sections - debunked h0rsesh1t is most definitely NOT true.

    • @MrVasman786
      @MrVasman786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      And I will actually tell my children this

    • @Ramerizi
      @Ramerizi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@MrVasman786 same

  • @beastifierx6356
    @beastifierx6356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6349

    Steven's Dad: "And then celebrities came together to sing Imagine"
    This got me laughing like hell

    • @kimcooper4489
      @kimcooper4489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That was that broke me, specially as I realized after celebrities that he was going to bring up that cringy video

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣☠💜

    • @SaraSong-mw3zm
      @SaraSong-mw3zm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@0Clewi0 wait a minute what happened XD.

    • @Ven0mancer
      @Ven0mancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm basically during the peak of stress in the first year a bunch of bored well meaning celebs thought lets all get together and do a cover of a inspirational song but it was just kinda not good timing it wasn't received well and with everyone not able to get to their jobs and struggling seeing a bunch of people singing in mansions about how were all in this together guys just rubbed people wrong.

  • @DoyaForLife
    @DoyaForLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Our parents will really be like “we still had a harder childhood than you” even though breathing was illegal and toilet paper was considered more valuable and rare than diamonds 😭😭😂😂

  • @XCHDragox115
    @XCHDragox115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1925

    “Until the fire nation attacked.”
    Young steven: *confused face*

    • @lukasmuller1274
      @lukasmuller1274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      probably meant the riots in america

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol the last air bender

    • @zeamaiz945
      @zeamaiz945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lukasmuller1274 shut up

    • @raichu0479
      @raichu0479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No. The fire nation attacked Australia in Janruary 2020, starting the bushfires.

    • @verilius6026
      @verilius6026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean that's *not* him in another outfit?

  • @sanchezzyperjohnb.3934
    @sanchezzyperjohnb.3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2916

    "Until the fire nation attac" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Ayyy

    • @Energy807
      @Energy807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      His face after 🤣

    • @PokeChan
      @PokeChan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Reminds me of avatar the last air bender

    • @jasonemile247
      @jasonemile247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@PokeChan That's because it is.

    • @unklvr
      @unklvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THE AVATAR HAS RETURN

  • @dadensest7517
    @dadensest7517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10478

    I was already laughing so much but when he said “Then The Fire Nation Attacked” I died🤣

  • @jonathanschmitt5762
    @jonathanschmitt5762 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:40 Here you can see an Asian dad passing down knowledge to his son. The increasing volume indicates that he passes down more knowledge as time goes on.

  • @remaudy6409
    @remaudy6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2561

    “MURDAA HOOOONETSS”

    • @drrocket3413
      @drrocket3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      U forgot a couple s's here:
      SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Facts

    • @reaperhunter7297
      @reaperhunter7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "BREATHING WAS ILLEGAL". "THEN I WALK 20 MILE TO WALMART TO FIGHT PEOPLE FOR A SQUARE OF TOILET PAPER."
      Steven 2021

    • @anupriyatyagi
      @anupriyatyagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@reaperhunter7297 HOW TF COULD U HOLD UR BREATHE FOR LIKE 1 FCKING YEAR 😂😂

    • @iron71gear13
      @iron71gear13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anupriyatyagi shove air inside

  • @alfarisocean
    @alfarisocean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3798

    "hOrnEtS stARtEd eAtInG BaBieS"
    This is just getting to good

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Hahaha I’ve never seen them

    • @q9sr633
      @q9sr633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol

    • @imwoken
      @imwoken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The baby part

    • @michaelaaron2415
      @michaelaaron2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But your dad seen them

    • @zioncristwell6201
      @zioncristwell6201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@irrelevant4292 naw there's a special task force for them and they did a good job no cap

  • @mellowyellow5865
    @mellowyellow5865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    “There was no bread anywhere! We had to make our own, but the flour was stollen by the murder hornets. Murder hornets! I had to grow my wheat! Twenty mile, up hill, both way! But it caught on fire! There was fire EvEryWhErE!”

    • @NWednesdayQuansah
      @NWednesdayQuansah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @akirome3698
      @akirome3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "And then when I look at the sky, fireballs came towards the field I was tilling. It was then I realized.. *that the fire nation attacked* "

    • @Thatoneguyonyoutube420
      @Thatoneguyonyoutube420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@akirome3698 then I realize that they bring reinforcement with the Kung Fu tiger, lions and a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks. I have to do something, so I get my slipper and belt combination ready to fight to death

  • @thomasclark341
    @thomasclark341 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I'm definitely hiring him to explain the covid thing to my kid.

  • @toothless3835
    @toothless3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3235

    "walked 20 miles to Walmart"
    "It's like 2 mins away"
    He must of walked around in circles for a bit. Haha

    • @ZenKrio
      @ZenKrio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He forgot the "Uphill, both ways"

    • @chessmarin102
      @chessmarin102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Must have been from trying to avoid all the people xD

    • @shazsworld128
      @shazsworld128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tuit

    • @Alex_hisfriendfromschool
      @Alex_hisfriendfromschool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No he got attacked by the same 2 lions
      And also hade to walk uphill both ways

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haven't seen someone get lost on foot like that since Exodus.

  • @jonathancruz562
    @jonathancruz562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    This is also how my Asian parents explain how they got to school

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yes. I will do the sand

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Same

    • @project1482
      @project1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@StevenHe Kinda sus bro 🤨

    • @Candy-uz2cs
      @Candy-uz2cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG yes!

    • @andrewthummel3767
      @andrewthummel3767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My grandparents walked to school.
      My parents drove themselves to school.
      I didn't GO to school.

  • @andrewlin6189
    @andrewlin6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    I’m Chinese and my dad always has the weridest origin stories

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Haha I’ll be the same

    • @andrewlin6189
      @andrewlin6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@StevenHe Steven no the reason why second gen exist is to allow your childern to chase their dreams and not force them to be doctors!

    • @skye1er346
      @skye1er346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      my dad said he ate seweer rats to survive lol

    • @andrewlin6189
      @andrewlin6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@skye1er346 some actually did though

    • @Justin-ul8ym
      @Justin-ul8ym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly it be the parents that not from America tbh😂
      I would know

  • @rayn7128
    @rayn7128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Breathing was illegal" I died laughing to this line

  • @Andrewjg_89
    @Andrewjg_89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    I love the ending bit.
    Son “How much did you buy?”
    Father “$5 Dollars!”
    🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @yousefsarhan3011
      @yousefsarhan3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i didnt get the reference 🙁

    • @Oakbing
      @Oakbing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@yousefsarhan3011 gamestop amc stock, and from the reaction he probably bought more than $5

    • @andersaskjrgensen5468
      @andersaskjrgensen5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sold it for $17.65!

    • @PureSniperWolf
      @PureSniperWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least he didn't pay $3.50! (Tree fiddy)

    • @realreuben126
      @realreuben126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get that 'genius' line,can anyone explain?

  • @samdadefender3215
    @samdadefender3215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    “Hornets started eating babies” that’s when you know that sh*t’s hit the fan

    • @tabletop_9962
      @tabletop_9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the toddlers be like-

    • @raichu0479
      @raichu0479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he say hornets or Holland?

  • @somebodysomewhere5571
    @somebodysomewhere5571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    “Luckily everything was saved when the celebrity came together to sing imagine” had me dying that was such a good line

    • @kenshy10
      @kenshy10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      God I wish it wasn't a true line though.
      What did they think that would accomplish?

    • @somebodysomewhere5571
      @somebodysomewhere5571 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@kenshy10 They thought it would make them look like they aren’t soulless lizard people lol

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@somebodysomewhere5571 that sounds like an insult to soulless lizard people.

    • @hyperseah
      @hyperseah ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kenshy10 Well said. That video provided nothing and only served to boost a few people's ego. 😂

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@hyperseahit was utterly ridiculous hogwash

  • @BaconGamer-dz7uj
    @BaconGamer-dz7uj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Murder Hornets, Murder hornets , MURDER HORNETS!!" made me choke on air

  • @nilaypandey2922
    @nilaypandey2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "Your dad single handedly savedthe stock market"
    "How much did you buy"
    "5 dollars"

  • @thehungrynoodle2545
    @thehungrynoodle2545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “Until the fire nation attacked” 😂😂😂😂

    • @smiley3085
      @smiley3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and it all went down hill from there BUT THEN the avatar returned

    • @kaijaloren
      @kaijaloren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, this was my favorite as well

    • @exticfrog6064
      @exticfrog6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @Aintnoway764
    @Aintnoway764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Steven’s dad: MURDER HORNETS MURDER HORNETS
    Steven: have u even seen one-
    Steven’s dad: MURDER HORNETSS!

    • @toonztellux4412
      @toonztellux4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      People don't hate you tomiyoka san

    • @LK-jz2op
      @LK-jz2op 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toonztellux4412 I love him

  • @lukedovzik2269
    @lukedovzik2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stevens dad: thank God everything was saved when all the celebrities came together to sing imagine.
    Steven: What did tha-
    Stevens dad: Stoopid

  • @ryanbuckler9932
    @ryanbuckler9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    As an Australian I’m happy I can realistically say everything was on fire to my kids

    • @seeker296
      @seeker296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What kids lol. Nobody surviving this generation

    • @rookie_6667
      @rookie_6667 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @dariasavina1056
      @dariasavina1056 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explain plz, I didn't get it

    • @ryanbuckler9932
      @ryanbuckler9932 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dariasavina1056 when the video was uploaded there were massive bushfires in Australia

    • @Sound_Tech
      @Sound_Tech ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We had some massive fires on the US West Coast too.. followed by an ice storm in the winter that brought down a ton of the weakened trees

  • @shijai
    @shijai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "How much did you buy?"
    "5 dollar"
    This effing sent my sides in to space!

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    I just like the implication that either age over time or fatherhood immediately will turn Steven into his dad.

    • @Gallarday
      @Gallarday ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At least he is not fighting it so it will be less of a shock. I hope he is not throwing the slipper though

    • @sodaandstars4389
      @sodaandstars4389 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I love the implication that he'd loss his accent now and get his dad's

    • @arthurvg2217
      @arthurvg2217 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wordzmyth i am white and I got the slipper to the face anytime needed even though I was trying desperate evasive manoeuvres, I was doing gymnastics since very young but despite this the holy sleepers taught me that there is no escape, you can try to pull off a backflip the slipper will hit with consistency. There is no way out of this, respect and being calm is the only way. I don't regret crossing slippers path at all.

    • @carolemerle9995
      @carolemerle9995 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @riggs20
    @riggs20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    All I’ve listened to so far is the first line, and I already know the skit is going to be hilarious: “Hey Dad, it’s time for the weekly vaccine.” 😄

  • @istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016
    @istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    “Where are those brain cells when you need them?” Can I just borrow this?

    • @rebagoldin4077
      @rebagoldin4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No borrow! You buy on blak maaket!

    • @istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016
      @istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rebagoldin4077 And I oop- 😳

    • @Zainalkyd
      @Zainalkyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im just gonna steal it 😌😳

    • @limena_et_cetera
      @limena_et_cetera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eat Beijing Corn, instant 100 IQ.
      Is that low or is that high??

    • @Ribbon_Fighter
      @Ribbon_Fighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @wildfoire Beijing corn will make your IQ to 10000

  • @randomuseryt9624
    @randomuseryt9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    Father Steven: Houses we’re on fire, EVERYTHING ON FIRE!!
    Steven: Where are those brain cells when you need them 😐

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That must have been how the Californians felt with the fires down there. Here in WA we were in fact. Terrified of both times we found murder hornets.

    • @jordan-s
      @jordan-s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sold out

    • @dynamiklp
      @dynamiklp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He sold them

    • @randomuseryt9624
      @randomuseryt9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jordan-s Yeah lolz

    • @Saito_Daemon
      @Saito_Daemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Beijing Corn! It give you 100 IQ

  • @arcver3130
    @arcver3130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    “MURDER HORNETS!! , MURDER HORNETS!!” Killed me😂😂😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Literally none of us have ever seen one but MURDER HORNETS

    • @arcver3130
      @arcver3130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love these ur a legend 👍🏾

    • @CXHo-sy1xz
      @CXHo-sy1xz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i laughed my ass off the chair literally

    • @UntoVa09
      @UntoVa09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its not murder hornets is MURDAAARR HOOOONEETSSSS!

    • @hcfl420
      @hcfl420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StevenHe ye you cool btw

  • @ruaoneill9050
    @ruaoneill9050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm glad Steven accepts the fact that he will inevitably turn into his father eventually 🤣🤣🤣

  • @1sg.Airhead
    @1sg.Airhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Ah yes, "It all changed when the Fire Nation attacked."

    • @phoebezhang1190
      @phoebezhang1190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOL. Didn't know Steven's dad was an Avatar the Last Airbender fan.

    • @milesdean1614
      @milesdean1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No the last failure

  • @quester6801
    @quester6801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2081

    "Breathing was illegal"
    Jesus I just realized, that's canonically correct.

    • @manishjoshi4159
      @manishjoshi4159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I wanna use the phrase "canonically correct" when talking about a real life event lol

    • @quester6801
      @quester6801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@manishjoshi4159 lol it's so fun right?

    • @manishjoshi4159
      @manishjoshi4159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@quester6801 "hitler being vegan is canonically correct"
      Lmao

    • @quester6801
      @quester6801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@manishjoshi4159 pfft there you go

    • @justinconyers826
      @justinconyers826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@manishjoshi4159 me too

  • @banjomac_1844
    @banjomac_1844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    So wait... if this is set in the future because the dad is talking about the past... does that mean the dad on screen is grown up current Stephen?? 🤯🤯🤯

    • @akarelic6260
      @akarelic6260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I just lost brain cells

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      YESSSSS you noticed

    • @howdahapen727
      @howdahapen727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@StevenHe where the grandpa

    • @Joel_Fish
      @Joel_Fish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I also notice that man he looks just like his father

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Steven progressively gets a stronger Chinese accent as he ages

  • @shadowxthevampiressofficial
    @shadowxthevampiressofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I would totally understand if our kids don't believe us, but this is 1000‰ accurate.

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    "The fire was in Australia" As someone on the west coast, that is unfortunately only partially correct.

    • @eliseb5918
      @eliseb5918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah :')

    • @zeldredzable
      @zeldredzable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What does that mean? Is this some WA separatist bs?

    • @Jarekthegamingdragon
      @Jarekthegamingdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@zeldredzable wtf are you talking about? I'm talking about west coast North America, who was also entirely on fire during 2020 fire season. Especially the pacific northwest.

    • @foxtrotnine
      @foxtrotnine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@zeldredzable Where tf were you when California was choking on smoke?

    • @Jarekthegamingdragon
      @Jarekthegamingdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@foxtrotnine That year Oregon had it even worse off. Literally entire towns burned down and every major metro area had a massive wildfire so close to it that part of even Portland metro was on evac notice. 2020 was such an awful year.

  • @angelmorales777
    @angelmorales777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Little did they know on December 32nd the fire nation attacked 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      YES YES YES

    • @NecronHandlee
      @NecronHandlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right!*

    • @themeanestkitten
      @themeanestkitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NecronHandlee yea, everything is on fire!

    • @LamZL1
      @LamZL1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NecronHandlee stoopid (jkjk)

    • @NecronHandlee
      @NecronHandlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LamZL1 oh no!

  • @crackaby7075
    @crackaby7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Let's admit. What we're going through today is gonna sound a lot cooler when we tell our kids about it.

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      nah, im gonna explain to them how fake and gae it was, whilst we reload spent ammunition.

    • @buibuiopolismayor7329
      @buibuiopolismayor7329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Or we’ll be like back in my day when we only need go wear a mask to protect ourselves, now we have to wear hazmat suits because the new pandemic has a 90% mortality rate and infectious rate is 50.... oh and also we could eat seafood before, you never had seafood because Japan dumped radioactive waters in the ocean in 2021.

    • @shafaet1194
      @shafaet1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@buibuiopolismayor7329 Oh my god this one is so good!

    • @ZenKrio
      @ZenKrio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it'll still be a thing when/if the kids are born so...

    • @shafaet1194
      @shafaet1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ZenKrio It'll most likely be, like the dengue or the other modern-day viruses we have, cure will probably be common and no one will really care. But, the pandemic story will hit different tho

  • @yummyumtum
    @yummyumtum ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Steven developed his Dad's accent 💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @MatiasRodiguez
    @MatiasRodiguez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "Breathing was illegal!" The truth hurts the most

  • @Trafalgar1939
    @Trafalgar1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    I died laughing when "The fire nation attacked "

    • @Ahlem_DMC
      @Ahlem_DMC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :) me too

    • @Cutie_Amor
      @Cutie_Amor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      im an Australian, the fire nation really did attack

    • @redylum1608
      @redylum1608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Cutie_Amor as an Australian I can confirm this is true

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Australia definitely got the worst of the fires, but I think there were also some pretty bad fires in California, British Columbia, and parts of Alberta in 2020, and also in 2021. I remember that part because I live in Alberta, and the smoke got really thick at times.

    • @dxz6550
      @dxz6550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys if you DIED of laughther how are you still alive: &

  • @offsetdensity2100
    @offsetdensity2100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    This is exactly how ill Explain the Rona to my kids

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Me too

    • @kingarchie3412
      @kingarchie3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mat Stan how he says Stuuuupid

  • @hifriends1320
    @hifriends1320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love how Steven's dad told him to sit down to hear his inspiring speech but still starts to do it without Steven sitting anyway

  • @suhainsomasiri4429
    @suhainsomasiri4429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    The fact that the son is well versed with his history is impressive

    • @SelfImprovement1111
      @SelfImprovement1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well I don’t think it’s to far into the future. The same way we see the 90s or early 2000s

    • @SkyRider4815
      @SkyRider4815 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is asian

    • @kobusdowney5291
      @kobusdowney5291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SelfImprovement1111 oh yeah? And how much do you remember of the swine and bird flu?

    • @seeker296
      @seeker296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Knowledge transfers faster and faster over time...

    • @Kikakowia
      @Kikakowia ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It probably isn’t the first time he’s heard this speech!

  • @Lynn-ee9hq
    @Lynn-ee9hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this man rofl! So many good lines, I can't pick a favorite 🤣 I think I just love how he over dramatizes the situations but still acknowledges the actual stupidity of the time!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thank you Lynn ❤️

  • @staytuned2L337
    @staytuned2L337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I just come back to this every now and again to reflect on how batshit things have been.

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just _Imagine_

    • @owaranaisora21
      @owaranaisora21 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly this is one of my favorite videos ever so I get it

    • @Eintracht-uy3cz
      @Eintracht-uy3cz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait... *have been*?? 😐

  • @UltimaSaviorDragon
    @UltimaSaviorDragon ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If there was a video that we needed bloopers for, it is this one because I cannot believe he said all these lines perfectly. 😂

  • @PokeeES
    @PokeeES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    0:57 That “Stupid” was great😂

  • @tabokman1634
    @tabokman1634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "where are those brain cells when you need them"
    me every time in a test

  • @marne-leerossouw5639
    @marne-leerossouw5639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "You father single-handedly saved the stock market" xD
    I can't stop laughing xD

  • @Afsanco
    @Afsanco 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love how your accent changes automatically when you become a dad.😂

    • @void9837
      @void9837 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, that's the only entertaining part, the accent switching. Since people are still dying of COVID, being denied anti viral meds and being denied anti biotics for phlegm and mucus symptoms.

  • @goofygoober7183
    @goofygoober7183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    “Thank god everything was safe when the celebrities came together to sing inagine!”
    Indeed.

    • @julesforevs
      @julesforevs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ah yes my childhood song

    • @speeedycuber
      @speeedycuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      stoo-pid

    • @satwiksahu486
      @satwiksahu486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or when the Indians sang "Go Corona Corona Go"

    • @hawk6143
      @hawk6143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@satwiksahu486 the only ones who got saved there were little corona cells

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Almost as woke as when a movie filled with the atrocities and incompetence of communists unironically ended with “imagine.” To be fair it’s a good message even if hypocritical. At least people are trying?

  • @omaralbik2652
    @omaralbik2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    MURDER HORNETS
    0:39

  • @serafilirose6685
    @serafilirose6685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Okay, Dad has a point. I think we all just kinda threw our hands up when the murder hornets entered from stage left. And it was the part we all were, “For real? For really real? I mean, I was gonna stay inside anyway, but…really?
    Kinda surprised the zombie pig didn’t get an honorable mention. Dad *fought* the zombie pig! Uphill. Both ways. In the snow.

    • @DefRevenge24601
      @DefRevenge24601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And it had nunchucks.

    • @Neonbean-
      @Neonbean- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      On one foot while his other foot started a business. 26 miles each way.

    • @robertcarmosino6563
      @robertcarmosino6563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Kids , kids today... when I was your age I walked to school, up hill both ways !
      And we didn't have legs ether. We had stumps, stumps I tell you ! And we were thankful ... !

    • @generalsalami8875
      @generalsalami8875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *left stage

    • @hornmanxx1778
      @hornmanxx1778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In the snow in Australia in the middle of summer

  • @biggur5
    @biggur5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The mans a comedy genius! Should have his own show

  • @vihaansharma275
    @vihaansharma275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    0:06 "Son Sit Down"
    *Proceeds to keep standing

  • @jgr7487
    @jgr7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Steven: has a perfect American accent.
    Dad Steven: broken ingrish intensifies.

    • @heyyo3746
      @heyyo3746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well it's funni to do things like that, like how I can speak english but speaking broken english in my accent to my family is just so much better

    • @foundawayout5622
      @foundawayout5622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@heyyo3746 exactly, it feels wrong using proper English when speaking to my family or natives on a whole actually. If someone is speaking proper English then I’ll do the same. Otherwise, if they’re using broken English, then broken English it is for me

    • @rhulkdiscipleofthewitness217
      @rhulkdiscipleofthewitness217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brokn eeeengriss!!

    • @Alusnovalotus
      @Alusnovalotus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’ve mistaken your racist Japanese stereotype with a Chinese dialogue….
      Were your parents in deliverance?

    • @LeafBro_
      @LeafBro_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alusnovalotus nobody gives a shit, mijo

  • @itzmealex5325
    @itzmealex5325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    0:32 everything was Aang fire. I see what you did there

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ... _when the celebrities come together to sing "Imagine"_ ....
    I cannot tell you how hard I laughed at this line. 👌😂

  • @Darith926
    @Darith926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Love how he broke accent for a second on the "Five dollar". Probably got so into character he choked as if he felt the regret lol

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      except in this case he was supposed to be playing an older version of himself, so where did the accent come from in the first place.

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Ela Explorer When you become a parent you gain an accent didn't you know?

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elaexplorer When he became a father he knew it was time, to become the role.

  • @maximeaelita4039
    @maximeaelita4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    He bought the game stop for 5$ 😭😭😭

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Saved the economy

    • @HH-le1vi
      @HH-le1vi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bought the stock when it was about $4 a share

    • @royce536
      @royce536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HH-le1vi *chant we like the stock!*

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He bought $5 worth of GME. Not the same thing as buying GME when it was $5.
      You can buy fractional shares these days.

    • @HH-le1vi
      @HH-le1vi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@royce536 I sold mine off after it went up to 160 a stock.

  • @user-vt7vf9nv8m
    @user-vt7vf9nv8m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I love how he just embraces the accent when he is now the father, the memes must live on

  • @Gojowife_06
    @Gojowife_06 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how he doesn’t need any filter, his facial expression’s are hilarious 😂😂😂❤

  • @-ItzLuna-
    @-ItzLuna- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Where are those brain cells when you need em'"
    Me: Your dad sold them along with hand sanitizer, remember?

  • @coleanderson3087
    @coleanderson3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Steven you’re the best creator out there! You’ve got me through some tough times, giving me laughs during this tough time. You’re awesome man!!🔥🔥

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s my honor. Thank you for joining the channel

  • @TyTimeIsAwesome
    @TyTimeIsAwesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    One day....when we're really old, we might just get interviewed about how life was like when COVID-19 was pandemic. Similar to how we interviewed old folks now about life during the Great Depression and Dust Bowl.

    • @misspat7555
      @misspat7555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My son will be one of the youngest group of people to remember this clearly, he's in seventh grade. I have often wondered how he will explain it to grandchildren, or even great-grandchildren. "Well, you see, there was this new virus, spread by coughing, or even just talking, and in some people, they would get pneumonia from it, and a lot of people, especially old or sick people, died. We stayed home for months, then had to wear masks to school and sometimes cyberschool, and then, by seventh grade, anyone who wanted a vaccine had one, and it slowly became less of a problem..."

    • @nicolajluttinenscheel4509
      @nicolajluttinenscheel4509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@misspat7555 I think you'll be old and you'll be the same as the way you see your grandparents. They're nice people but far behind on times, so in don't think you'll have to explain much to be honest. Especially when the internet been around for so long.

    • @silverwar360
      @silverwar360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      probably not, everything is super documented nowadays. there're video cameras erverywhere, everyone has a phone and uploads shit on youtube and social media. Not like back in the days where photos were expensive and the only records we hand or typewriter written with no way of verifying the information

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nicolajluttinenscheel4509 My 95 year old grandpa helped invent satellite microwave and internet communications for the US military. I think everyone is better at different kinds of tech. But I know what you mean.
      Edit: He makes less typos as well. 🤦

    • @deus_vult_1099
      @deus_vult_1099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think its a big enough thing

  • @Nessa-ir2br
    @Nessa-ir2br ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol the black market bit reminded me of when our household needed paper towels but of course there wasn't any in stores, but she found someone at work who needed rubbing alcohol and was willing to trade some paper towels for the rest of what we had 🤣

  • @bm246
    @bm246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    “Let’s go for our weekly vaccine.”
    Steven: “And I took that personally.”

  • @Whazzupp
    @Whazzupp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    I couldn’t have described 2020 better, 🦍💎🤲📈🚀

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Thank you. Diamond hands forever

    • @kimbap69
      @kimbap69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@StevenHe nah bruh them diamond harambe cheeks

    • @nghtwtchmn129
      @nghtwtchmn129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is a t-shirt featuring the Back to the Future DeLorean with the caption "Whatever happens, Marty, don't go to 2020." And a coffee mug featuring a burning dumpster labeled "2020."

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StevenHe Lmao. Hands rise! Rocket... indeed.

    • @rhulkdiscipleofthewitness217
      @rhulkdiscipleofthewitness217 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then theres me, with basically no idea about stock market :D

  • @superhippie2000
    @superhippie2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    They should show this in history classes 20 years from now cause its more reality based than anything we hear from the media.

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fr though, it was a nice synopsis 😆

    • @mjamitche5245
      @mjamitche5245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The media is stupid.

    • @ashs4022
      @ashs4022 ปีที่แล้ว

      They won’t. Just like they didn’t show us about the Spanish flu, and how after researching masks and isolation, IT DIDN’T WORK.
      Because if they DID teach us that, we wouldn’t have REPEATED the same mistakes.

  • @DaCapybara01
    @DaCapybara01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "MURDER HORNETS!"
    XD that made me laugh
    🤣

  • @manlikehamza
    @manlikehamza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    **Murder Hornets exist**
    Father Steven: "Yes"

  • @imsotrustfrated8376
    @imsotrustfrated8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Until the fire nation attacked"
    Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @ronin6961
    @ronin6961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    we need to make this man more famous

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes please

  • @kristamcnair1430
    @kristamcnair1430 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've probably watched this 8 times today alone and "murda horrrnets" gets me every time 😂🍺 made me spill my beer lmao

  • @angelo_pangelo
    @angelo_pangelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Where are those braincells when you need them" This line is me at school everyday

  • @NALTOdeluxe
    @NALTOdeluxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    At first I was laughing at the way you delivered all these lines but the fact you sit at near 4 MILLION subs and are responding to comments is so damn admirable.

    • @houseoferror9971
      @houseoferror9971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @NALTO you can say that again...it is beyond impressive

  • @little_lil_lee9069
    @little_lil_lee9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “Hornets started eating babies”
    IM DEAD 💀
    “Black market”
    “Houses on fire”
    My guy you just got yourself a new sub

  • @OnyeNacho
    @OnyeNacho ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These videos almost made me die from laughter!

  • @berylredburrow__8810
    @berylredburrow__8810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "we couldn't see our families because of the virus"
    "What did that do to you?"
    "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

    • @leatherface3662
      @leatherface3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For me, that would have been paradise.

  • @ThatoneGuyBrayden
    @ThatoneGuyBrayden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    0:02 me when my dad lets my brothers play cap guns but i do chores

  • @sofiathefirst_
    @sofiathefirst_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Then the fire nation atacked" omg i cant 🤣🤣

  • @0sarah0
    @0sarah0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "selling people what they don't have, hand sanitizers and braincells"
    i heard that as pretzels.