How do you not get seen chopping people, let alone walking with a machete. I got stopped for walking with an axe.. at night...but it's not a suburb it's just the one road...in a rural community in Alaska...when no one is around.. Soo imagine being in a neighborhood wearing a white shirt.. after butchering someone...no one saw? No maids? BS.
Old crimes really be like "It happened in the mayors' office and the only person around was the mayor, but he wouldn't have done it so it's unsolvable."
Lol the hose the blood away thing reminds me of that John Mulaney joke _"we found a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway"_ _"hmm gross, mop it up"_
The thing with Shane's bird is the only time in the whole series I've seen Shane getting riled up by Ryan and not the other way around. Shane doesn't joke around when it comes to his birds.
You love how there was a Legitimate Witneas and he said "he seems to be going to the neighbors house... oh well ill just make sure *I don't confirm* he walked into that home" *goes to Wrestle a Gator as a work out and eats a Raw Burmese Python as a post workout meal*
For huge unsolved fans, a bit of trivia.... what was Shane’s parrots name??? I have no idea. And no prizes, sorry! 😐 Deborah WINGer? Precious McFeathers? #postmortem Shane what was your parrots name? Was it Wheezy?
with the clothes found you could find the shoe size, shirt size, a estimate of the wrist size, and experts could estimate how tall they were, if they were more chubby then a normal human, how big their arm was, and other things that could help a lot during a investigation
Before I even clicked the video, seeing the name Florida in the title and as a floridian myself, I sighed deeply and said to myself ”what is it this time”
When I was 18 our cat died while my mom was overseas on a business trip. She was so distraught she cried on the phone with me for 2 hours. In those two hours she asked us to please wait until she got home in 10 days to bury the cat. It was June. I said, "Mom, she's going to start to smell..." And my mom said, through her tears, "Can't you just put her in the fridge?" So Shane, you are not alone. May your frozen Parrot rest in peace.
hosing down the blood reminds me of a john mulaney bit about crime in the 1930s: “detective, we found a pool of the killer’s blood” “hmm... gross. mop it up! now back to my hunch”
Defense attorney: “Isn’t it a fact that you were looking for a spot where nobody could see you put that stuff in the swamp?” Dewey Lee: No. No it isn’t. What kind of question is that?
I disagree with this statement. I am from Florida and no one in my family nor my fiancé’s family owns a machete. Not sure about the New Orleans thing though.
I like how Shane's nose bled when he crossed the church's threshold, it just confirms that he's the final boss and the reason why ghosts won't appear with the both of them in the same room
“the lady that exploded in her living room” “i LOVED that lady” edit: i had no idea anyone saw this for ages lmao but the episode this is from is ‘the spontaneous human combustion of mary resser’
I love how Shane took like a whole minute to explain his idea of someone studying their victim, and posing as someone else for the crime. Sir, did you mean *framing someone* ?
Well to be fair it is more complex than that. Framing somebody doesn’t involve purposefully being seen in a disguise that resembles the framed party. Framing someone is what that is, but his idea was to really go the extra mile with it.
I was confused on the ax man killer I mean like who takes 5 hits to not kill someone like it should take at most 1 for a kill, like was it a five year old that did that
Tbh I’ve ‘walked’ my birds before. At one point I had a crow, a duck, and a parrot with me outside free flying. It was an amazing experience. (I did some wildlife rescue, mostly birds - for context)
1000 subscribers without a single video challenge somebody walked a rattle snake in my town once. On a leash. I live in Iowa, it not supposed to be a crazy state but
He also said “There is blood from the murder, in the hallway?... Gross, mop it up. Now onto my theory. Oh I know let’s draw chalk around the body so that way we know where it was.”
Trail of blood leading to his house, hates the neighbor, his shirt and watch are found with the murder weapon. Witness: "Mr. Standford's beating ___" What more do you need? I guess nobody did it huh. Amazing.
The fact he was found to be innocent, not just "not guilty" is INCREDIBLY TELLING and tells me there's something missing here. To get a verdict of "innocent", it means you have to have evidence that you did not commit the murder. Period. Not just "there's not enough evidence that he did it" but actual evidence to prove that you did not commit this crime. Like if you had a completely rock solid alibi like you were in another country at the time of the murder. "Innocent" requires evidence that you didn't do it, not just a lack of evidence that you did
I think Ryan just misspoke here. I don't think you can be found innocent in a US court, just not guilty. Or a mistrial. You can also have a guilty verdict thrown out.
@@gaaraxnaru technically according to most justice systems you’re innocent until proven guilty, meaning anyone not found guilty is, in the law’s eyes, innocent
@@emilybarclay8831 Technically, no. Most lawyers will tell you that there is a difference between being found "not guilty" and being "innocent". There's a reason why the term "innocent" isn't used in court sentebcing/verdicts. Outside of exonerations, I believe.
If the murderer IS someone else entirely, I just imagine them watching this unfold and chuckling to themselves “You clueless idiots” like some cliche movie villain #postmortem
Please do the Crazy Brabant Killers. They’ve killed 28 people randomly at supermarkets and the case was never cleared. There are crazy theories surrounding this case
Possible theory: a grown up Razor Boy retired to Florida, noticed that people left machetes out, and feeling nostalgic for his youth with his mentor decided to go on a spree. When he realized he wasn't able to maintain the stamina stopped at two.
A "sharp-tongued, aggressive woman" whose name means "wholesome or healing." I'm not going to say her parents jinxed her, but her parents totally jinxed her.
They absolutely caught me with the husband theory. I thought "Wow, really convenient that this guy happens to have a machete in his car"... And then everyone has one. Welcome to Florida! 😅
16:50 Shane, we've suspected you of being a demon for a long time but you really ought to stop outing yourself like that so plainly, it lacks tact and you're really just making yourself come across as quite the lower class hell spawn. #roastmortem
I'm marathoning old BuzzFeed unsolved videos...And I live in St Augustine so when I got to this episode I remembered back to the last time I saw blue Jay which is probably like 8 months ago and I was like the blue jay lives and then I remember the lifespan of a blue jay is not 40 years and I got very sad 😢😂
Same. And assuming the blue jay just flew away and was not taken by the murderer, it likely died quickly from having not been taught to survive in the wild. Unless it was originally caught as an adult in the wild, in which case yay freedom
I like the idea that in between takes, Ryan asked Shane about the parrot bit and if it was too far and Shane went “no no it was really great” but as soon as they started shooting again he regained that murderous look in his eyes
Make sure to leave your questions for our Post Mortem episode down below!
What is your favorite cupcake
which one of you is more likely to buy a machete-
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What would your last meal be
#RoastMortem Why does Shane looks like one of the boring and nerdy Harvard students from Legally blonde 😂😂
lmaoo Francis straight up said " rip to Athalia, but im different.." then died THE SAME WAY
"but im different" lmaoooo
Karma
i bet francis said 👁👄👁 when she saw a man with a machete walking towards her
lol that’s why pride is one of the 7 deadly sins
How do you not get seen chopping people, let alone walking with a machete. I got stopped for walking with an axe.. at night...but it's not a suburb it's just the one road...in a rural community in Alaska...when no one is around.. Soo imagine being in a neighborhood wearing a white shirt.. after butchering someone...no one saw? No maids? BS.
"Clementine, the bluejay, was never seen again."
*A gasp in the audience*
Pluto *pretends to be shocked*
*surprised pikachu*
*Cues Dramatic Music*
The bird did it
It does look cute.
I love how Ryan looks at the camera when Shane talks about his bloody nose and knows
*_knows_*
EXACTLY what the audience will think about that XD
@T.R *laughs in conspiracy*
@T.R That Shane is a demon! Trying desperately to get us to not believe in demons!
Cotton Candy Sharks XDDD YEP!! No wonder why demons and ghost never show up. Shane is too strong.
@@peachbunni3 absolute best fan theory! XD
Cotton Candy Sharks foolish mortal, he is Satan of course! The devil himself!!
"I CANT THINK WITH ALL THIS EVIDENCE DISTRACTING ME!! Get it out of here!" -Florida cops
Exactly
only in Florida
"Now.... Back to my hunch!"
@@jellybeanboy look for clues, I tell ya, we’ll draw chalk around where the body is, that way we’ll know it was
shane: i got a nosebleed in a church once
ryan: 👁👄👁
theMVAMP *DEMON*
owo
lol 😂🤣
This could be about Shane Dawson and Ryan Adams and would make just as much sense.
Fandom: Coincidence? I think not!
francis really pulled an "im not like other girls" and then got murdered the same way as athalia I CANT
Well not the exact same lol, Frances got bludgeoned
i howled do you hear me😭
You can’t what?
Lucas why can’t u breathe I mean like what u said wasn’t funny
Daniel Godoy ok
Ryan: I don’t jump to theories
Also Ryan: Idk it was probably aliens
Guys please make a video on princess diana.
ryan also mocked the big about them using hypnosis when in any other case hed geniunely take it
The Gloria Ramirez case theories in the end was exactly this 😂
Old crimes really be like "It happened in the mayors' office and the only person around was the mayor, but he wouldn't have done it so it's unsolvable."
Yep, bunch of dumbasses back then.
@@chrissparks7439 agreed
History is full of dumbasses
@@Kazoo_Itchy true lol
Trueeeeeeee
Lol the hose the blood away thing reminds me of that John Mulaney joke
_"we found a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway"_
_"hmm gross, mop it up"_
Now, back to my hunch!
It’s like the criminals dressed up to rob the bank.
@@arigat-o9670 its like they were going to church in atlanta
Maryjane D. It’s like they made a day of it!
we'll draw chalk around where the body is, so we'll know where it was
It’s wild that most of these stories remaining unsolved are just a result of really shoddy police work.
Or conspiracies (eg. people or towns working to cover evidence up or frame others).
This particular case seems intentionally shoddy.
@@yourworstnightmare6003 LMAO I was about to say cover up and conspiracy but you beat me to it.
*_shoddy_*
Janee Doe like the McElroy murder
Florida: Hose it off
Iceland: Solitary confinement
The watcher: Hailed
ALL HAIL THE WATCHER
Hotel?: Trivago
Your username is perfection never change it
⚪⚫ALL HAIL THE WATCHER⚪⚫
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The thing with Shane's bird is the only time in the whole series I've seen Shane getting riled up by Ryan and not the other way around. Shane doesn't joke around when it comes to his birds.
Bird people creep me out 😬
Yes, but it was his pet. Ryan should have backed down. I can't watch this ep cuz this.
@@DenitaArnold really bro it ain’t that deep he was fine afterwards
@@frostythehoeman6969 idk what's so creepy about Bird ppl?
@@DenitaArnold Snowflake
"Detective, we found a pool of the killer's blood in that hallway."
"Hmmm, gross. Mop it up. Now, back to my hunch."
Lunch**
Stolen
I didn't realize before posting this that someone else already did
@@ronnnaway yall just happen to have the same comment
*STOLEN COMMENT!!!*
original one has 3.8k plus likes somewhere around there
"Clementine, the Blue Jay, was never seen again." THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE
I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE BOURGEOISIE
BIRDS ARENT REAL
THE BIRDS ARE ACTUALLY ROBOTS
BIRDS ARE TRULY DINOSAURS
aaron4094 _ how the heck do you pronounce it
"Clementine, the blue jay, was never seen again."
That's a little sus. I'm gonna say the bird did it
Birds are evil
Yes a little tiny Blue Jay lifting a nearly three pound metal object it makes too much sense.
Witchcraft?
Clementine put down the machete
Yea! Birds These Days, Amirite?
I love how the murder happend on the porch in broad daylight yet the case still remains unsolved
Exactly?
As a born and raised Floridian, I can say, that seems perfectly logical
You love how there was a Legitimate Witneas and he said "he seems to be going to the neighbors house... oh well ill just make sure *I don't confirm* he walked into that home"
*goes to Wrestle a Gator as a work out and eats a Raw Burmese Python as a post workout meal*
Florida 😂 I don’t get why Florida is a joke in America 😂
Well it is Florida
ryan heard all the complaints about his messy hair and decided to go full cockatoo... really paying his respects to shane's bird i guess #roastmortem
If this doesn't get in, I'mma be disappointed
This better get in
Thais should get in
Imma throw a fit if this doesn't get in
"If I were Athalia I would simply not be murdered. Rip her but I'm different"
-Frances, shortly before being murdered
Frances really said breed: different 😈
well not the same way tbh. no machete for francis.
Not the same way at all. Did you watch the video?
Woah cool, same exact comment as the top 2 above you
those comments are taking me out 💀💀
Frances: Im gonna prove that this place is safe by walking alone in the dark !
murderer : am I a joke to you ?
i mean it was 9 months later so...
Dude if that’s ur pfp u are fine as hell
@@babyvia6712 aww that's sweet thanks
Olivia Eyes
What a mood
LMFAO 😭💀
Shane: * talks about the time he walked into a church and got a nosebleed innocently *
Ryan (internally): *_WHeRE's mY HoLY waTER?!?_*
Exactly what I'm thinking. Shane is a demon. He bled due to being around holy artifacts and prayers.
Even tho he has disrespected so many haunted things, and nothing happened to him. I am starting to think Shane is a demon
Shane * walks into church. God * give the demon a nose bleed
More evidence that shane is a demon
i agree with your pfp picture 🤝
the look ryan got on his face in the immediate instant after realizing shane got a nosebleed in church was "wait, demon?"
It went from 0-100 Unsolved Supernatural that quickly.
demön?? demön
Cool Moth Hey there demons it’s me ya boi.
his eyes lmao
ranch dip Call Sam and Dean
Shane: “I got a nosebleed in church once”
Ryan: “Next time on Buzzed Unsolved”
Lol I've gotten a nosebleed in church too. And i also started getting a fever too lmao
That's an episode for Unsolved Supernatural 😂
ai big fax lol
**demon Shane theorists screaming in the distance**
Khadijah I had a friend that, 3 times, had to leave the church because he would get sick, throw up and pass out during mass.
“DETECTIVE! We found a pool of the killers blood in the hallway!”
“Hmmm... gross! Mop it up!”
J Biggs JOHN MULANEY😍❤️
Now... back to my hunch...
I know, we’ll draw chalk around the body... that way we’ll know where it was...
*Ok lets wrap this up were done here bois another day of hard police work*
@@TheFagerlund lez go get ourselves some well earned doughnuts, lads, we’ve done enough for today
athalia: **gets murdered**
francis: too bad but i’m built different
she's not like other girls
Old lady: I walk outside in the dark every day! It's safe! You won't get killed!
Machete killer: I'm about to end this woman's whole career
GuyMan ManGuy *whole woman’s life
Her walking career?
GuyMan ManGuy wtf!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣💯
Over-simplified Electronics wrong
End her career.... In about 9 months after, maybe. Lol.
Next episode: The Suspicious Death and Disappearance of Shane's Parrot
Brock Obama YES
I had the same idea
For huge unsolved fans, a bit of trivia.... what was Shane’s parrots name???
I have no idea. And no prizes, sorry! 😐 Deborah WINGer? Precious McFeathers? #postmortem Shane what was your parrots name? Was it Wheezy?
@@drmantistobboggangonzodr3961 It was Paco.
Ryan: Yeah, I’d like some haters!
Also Ryan: **Starts roasting himself so his haters can’t**
francis would be that lady who absolutely refuses to wear a mask
Shes kinda like a Karen lol
Really, Athalia does as well!! Maybe the murderer had a type?
I can imagine that lol
OR MAN
A true Karen
"Hey that's my parrot. I think your head doesn't look good on your shoulders anymore."
I read this right as he said it lol😂
Just taking my machete on a walk. Hey wait a minute..is that MY BIRD?!
Ali Ababwa I’m wheezing
🤣🤣🤣😂😂
For some reason I read this in Shane’s voice and it was amazing
Olster5913 Same lol
Hay Hay (wheeze)
Frances: yeahh this place is super safe and I’m gonna PROVE IT!
Frances: *gets murdered*
Noice👌
Whole community “slaps face in disappointment”
Lol
That's how Florida works.
with the clothes found you could find the shoe size, shirt size, a estimate of the wrist size, and experts could estimate how tall they were, if they were more chubby then a normal human, how big their arm was, and other things that could help a lot during a investigation
Notes taken, if doing a crime wear the wrong size lol
the clothes would have probably shrunk in the water
@@tunners there would most likely still be some way to identify the size, they probably wouldn't shrink beyond recognition
Old lady: this is the safest place ... I walk in the dark all the time
Killer: hold my machete
Killer: With your stomach. H e r e y o u g o ! Okay now hold this fire.
or more like "give me my machete" haha
Killer: Hold my machete, no wait, give it back I need that
ME: HOLD MY MACHETE how is he gonna kill them
My friend: with his fist duh
Killer: Actually no I need it for something.
It's always someone innocently walking their dog, hiking, or jogging who find bodies.
crystalheckman this is why I don’t do any of the above
crystalheckman this is why I don’t leave the house
Don't excercise a surefire way to hit the suspect list
@@choochoopicklepie No one's leaving their house now, rn would be the perfect to dump a body if you thing about it
Natalie Johnson don’t give people ideas
Before I even clicked the video, seeing the name Florida in the title and as a floridian myself, I sighed deeply and said to myself
”what is it this time”
iilucydacat ;P we as Floridians have such a bad rep 😪
LMFAOO
Same girl same
iilucydacat ;P SAMEEE
iilucydacat ;P LMAO
Ryan connecting the dots to Shane being a demon and Shane just keeps incriminating himself, not noticing how sus he sounds. Love it.
"DETECTIVE! We found the killers blood in that hall!"
"Hmmm, gross! Mop it up! Back to my hunch!"
Yeeeeesss I thought about the same thing 😂
Should I be upset or happy with myself for knowing where this is from?
Laysagna definitely happy 😂
I had the same exact thought through this whole episode
YES
When I was 18 our cat died while my mom was overseas on a business trip. She was so distraught she cried on the phone with me for 2 hours. In those two hours she asked us to please wait until she got home in 10 days to bury the cat. It was June. I said, "Mom, she's going to start to smell..."
And my mom said, through her tears,
"Can't you just put her in the fridge?"
So Shane, you are not alone. May your frozen Parrot rest in peace.
frozen catsicle,,,
Weird flex but ok
I'm sorry about your cat
Same but with my lizard & it was only for like half a day until I got home from school. RIP Rocky.
@@alloriavarner8304 rip rocky :(
hosing down the blood reminds me of a john mulaney bit about crime in the 1930s:
“detective, we found a pool of the killer’s blood”
“hmm... gross. mop it up! now back to my hunch”
nathalie elwood random, but you are so pretty 🙃
bro i had the same thought
I thought the same thing I just couldn’t remember it was from a mulaney sketch
Yes because a girl gives another girl a compliment ?? Really
Yes how being goofy? And wait what? I didn’t like it lol
Defense attorney: “Isn’t it a fact that you were looking for a spot where nobody could see you put that stuff in the swamp?”
Dewey Lee: No. No it isn’t. What kind of question is that?
*Innocent woman gets butchered*
- Oh no
*Clementine flies away*
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clementine was probably like ab god damn time someone did it
Right not clementine
so what i’ve learned from BFU is that everyone in florida has a machete and everyone in New Orleans has an axe
I'm from Louisiana, its more like everyone in New Orleans has a gun lol
As a Floridian i can confirm we all have machetes
I disagree with this statement. I am from Florida and no one in my family nor my fiancé’s family owns a machete. Not sure about the New Orleans thing though.
@@taylorlandry4333 back then
I have an axe but no machete. I am from New Jersey.
How about a solved series and shane attempts to guess which theories were correct.
:o Yes!
This would be awesome!!
There are no “correct” theories because they are...just theories..
Øh Ms. Believer there would be a correct theory in solved cases tho because they have been solved lol
That would be so fun to watch
I like how Shane's nose bled when he crossed the church's threshold, it just confirms that he's the final boss and the reason why ghosts won't appear with the both of them in the same room
“the lady that exploded in her living room”
“i LOVED that lady”
edit: i had no idea anyone saw this for ages lmao but the episode this is from is ‘the spontaneous human combustion of mary resser’
I can't remember, which episode was this?
@@katialowtas3680 the spontaneous combustion I think
I read this comment the exact same time they said it lol
😂😂😂
Katia Lowtas The Spontaneous Human Combustion Of Mary Reeser 💗
Nosebleed starting immediately upon entering holy ground.
Shane = Demon. Confirmed.
At that moment he knew, Shane at 9 years old knew, he have demon blood in him
That’s why he denies the existence of demons and isn’t scared by ghosts because he knows he’s the true demon and trying to throw people off the scent
That happened to my sister
16:48 Ryan posits; Shane confirms.
AS SOON AS I HEARD HIM SAY THAT I checked the comments LMAOOOOO I knew someone noticed it too😂
Cops in Reykjavik: Put em in solitary confinement.
Cops in Florida: HOSE DOWN THE EVIDENCE
@Sheng Lazarte 100% agreed!
When Shane told Ryan about his nosebleed story, Ryan in his head be like “that’s a demon there”
he is indeed one 😩🖐
#roastmortem killers should really consider not killing in February, Ryan is struggling
😂😂
Right! Everyone who murders please do so in June. It’s easy to pronounce
if this comment isn't a part of the roastmortem part of next weeks post mortem what's the point
@@hwafans ikr😂
This is one of the best roasts I've seen.
I love how Shane took like a whole minute to explain his idea of someone studying their victim, and posing as someone else for the crime. Sir, did you mean *framing someone* ?
Well to be fair it is more complex than that. Framing somebody doesn’t involve purposefully being seen in a disguise that resembles the framed party. Framing someone is what that is, but his idea was to really go the extra mile with it.
Of all the crimes, ghosts, and mysteries, nothing has made me go what like “went out to walk her blue jay”
Same 🤦🏽♀️ Like, was it on a leash? Or was it just sitting on her shoulder? maybe it's a good thing that the bird got away and could live free. 🤷🏽♀️
I was confused on the ax man killer I mean like who takes 5 hits to not kill someone like it should take at most 1 for a kill, like was it a five year old that did that
Like who tf keeps a bluejay as a pet???!!!
Just spent like 50 hours trying to figure out how TF you walk a bird??????
Tbh I’ve ‘walked’ my birds before. At one point I had a crow, a duck, and a parrot with me outside free flying. It was an amazing experience. (I did some wildlife rescue, mostly birds - for context)
“SIR WE FOUND A POOL OF THE VICTIM’S BLOOD IN THE YARD”
“HM GROSS! MOP IT UP. NOW BACK TO MY HUNCH”
I know! We'll draw chalk around the body. That way we'll know where it was.
@@winsuma8253 "Ew no, that's gross"
@@chrissparks7439 then that same cop probably proceeded to burp and fart constantly and just be generally gross
Wait what is this from? It sounds familiar but I can’t remember where I heard it 😩
@@natalierivera8421 John Mulaney!
They should've gotten the Police from the Reykjavik case to solve this case. #JusticeForClementineTheBlueJay
Route 77 Productions They would just put their leads in solitary confinement for 2 years.
yelena bugriyev exactly
When I lived in Florida someone tried to break into my landlady’s apartment, so she chased him down the street with a machete
Squiggly Kinkle that’s....terrifying!😨
Wouldn’t wanna be that person
I still live in Florida. Lol
honestly, I want to reach that level of badass.
nora 노라 yess
_Walking your bird in Florida is so unusual_
*continues to walk down the street with an aligator*
*_Florida Man_*
1000 subscribers without a single video challenge somebody walked a rattle snake in my town once. On a leash. I live in Iowa, it not supposed to be a crazy state but
@@noellefritz5678 🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔
@@noellefritz5678 try walking 2 horny alligators then you'll understand what crazy is.
No no I’ve seen a guy walking a duck🤦♂️
"On our ongoing investigation into why Florida is the way it is" actually made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath 🤣🤣
This makes me think of John Mulaney... "Chief, there's a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway!"
"Hmm, gross! Get rid of it!"
DancingCacti I love that joke so much!!
can’t sell your house as a real estate agent?
All Hail The Watcher
Your neighbor won’t let you have any of his limes?
All hail The Watcher
Nose bleed when you enter a church?
All hail The Watcher
Get murdered with a machete?
All Hail The Watcher
Your murder case is still unsolved?
All hail the watcher
you have no clue why your even reading these replies where people are just repeating “all hail the watcher”?
*all hail the watcher*
"Lets get this evidence outa here... now I can think clearly" 😂😂😂
as John Mulaney says "if you aren't there when the cops arrive, you'd get away with it."
He also said “There is blood from the murder, in the hallway?... Gross, mop it up. Now onto my theory. Oh I know let’s draw chalk around the body so that way we know where it was.”
@@xXRemi_RandomXx ex ee of e you
* watches a show called unsolved *
* gets mad when they don’t solve it *
frrr 😭✋🏽
I like how, since the years have passed, some *did* get solved tho
it was clearly Clementine. she wanted to fly, not walk.
Kate Differ omfg 😭😂
Kate Differ genius lmao 😂
#freeClementine #Clementinenotguilty
Nobel prize nominee
Omg yes! #freeClementine
"Hey, thats my bird. I dont think your head looks good on your shoulders anymore."
-Ryan
I'm using that in an argument now lmao
'Well- well- well your head doesn't look good on your shoulders anymore!'
*silence*
xD
„I don‘t have any clothes covered in blood“
Laughs in female
I laughed way harder than I should have at this!!
@@awal4896 I dont get it? Explain plz?
Linda Nicolausson because of period blood
right? i have so many blood stained clothes, my wardrobe definitely looks like I kill people.
Like I kill people wearing only underwear, but still.
@@dancinggouine9909 "The Florida Panties Killer is Still At Large"
Francis: I'm simply built different
Killer: I'm about to end this woman's whole life
Ryan : Only if i have some facts behind it big boy
Also Ryan : Underwater Area 51
#roastmortem
lmaoooooooo #roastmortem
"WE FOUND A POOL OF THE KILLER'S BLOOD IN THE BEDROOM"
"hmmm... gross! mop it up. now.... back to my hunch"
we'll draw *chalk* around the body where it is. . . so we know where it was!
JOHN MULANEY!!
gabrielle :DD now back to my hunch!
hmmm look for clues
Detective Bittenbinder
"Florida man kills pet bird, then decapitates the owner for good measure" #postmortem #foodforthought
Micaela Leroux Burch that’s probably it lol
"Only if I have some facts behind them,"
Ryan, didn't you introduce the idea of alien abduction in the Gloria Ramirez case?
Police officer: Hey, there's a pool of the killers blood out here.
Detective: Hmm...gross! Clean that up.
Is that a John Mulaney reference I see
@@ajarofleeches Now then, back to my hunch...
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Just what i was thinking TBH
We'll draw chalk around where the body is that way we'll know where it was
Victim: *Was nearly beheaded*
Me: NEARLY headless? How can you be NEARLY headless?
Nearly Headless Nick: *I'm about to end this whole man's career*
Snack discovery squad 🐍🦎🦜
I see what you did there....
is this...a Harry Potter reference?
Potterheads 😁
There was a sufficient amount of wheezing in this episode. I approve.
Trail of blood leading to his house, hates the neighbor, his shirt and watch are found with the murder weapon.
Witness: "Mr. Standford's beating ___"
What more do you need? I guess nobody did it huh. Amazing.
Why did the music make it looked like the bird was the main loss
Bernie Cleene the poor bird tho
Because the bird was the main loss
Bernie Cleene because it was :( jk rest in peace Athalia
Because it was. Poor bird
Cat and Kitty 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“hey detective we found a pool of blood on the grass”
“hmmmm… gross. mop it up. now then, back to my hunch.”
So true
Omg someone else thought of John Mulaney too!!
John Mulaney yeeesssss
“Let’s draw an outline of chalk around where the body is...that way... we’ll know where it was...”
I’m your 200th like
creepy music starts
shE planTeD bamBoO
The bamboo is the murder...
Mystery solved!
I hate the fact that made me chuckle
The fact he was found to be innocent, not just "not guilty" is INCREDIBLY TELLING and tells me there's something missing here. To get a verdict of "innocent", it means you have to have evidence that you did not commit the murder. Period. Not just "there's not enough evidence that he did it" but actual evidence to prove that you did not commit this crime. Like if you had a completely rock solid alibi like you were in another country at the time of the murder. "Innocent" requires evidence that you didn't do it, not just a lack of evidence that you did
I think Ryan just misspoke here. I don't think you can be found innocent in a US court, just not guilty. Or a mistrial. You can also have a guilty verdict thrown out.
@@gaaraxnaru technically according to most justice systems you’re innocent until proven guilty, meaning anyone not found guilty is, in the law’s eyes, innocent
@@emilybarclay8831 Technically, no. Most lawyers will tell you that there is a difference between being found "not guilty" and being "innocent". There's a reason why the term "innocent" isn't used in court sentebcing/verdicts. Outside of exonerations, I believe.
@@gaaraxnaru Exactly - a good way to think about it is: innocent until found guilty or not guilty.
@@Nonameforyoudangit Exactly.
If the murderer IS someone else entirely, I just imagine them watching this unfold and chuckling to themselves “You clueless idiots” like some cliche movie villain
#postmortem
i still really wish they did a series for solved murders.... i wanna finally not be confused for once
It wouldn't be called Buzzfeed Unsolved or The Unsolved Network if they covered solved cases.
watch other true crime channels, i really like Eleanor Neale!
Then I doubt that channel would have ever got this big & popular...
Damien X Check true crime channels if you think solved mysteries aren’t successful on yt
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Ryan : I bet you would murder me if I pushed you enough
Shane, instantly : yeah probably
He's probably referring to the parrot eating jabs 😂😂
Caldature to be honest I feel like Ryan could make a nun wanna commit murder!
Shane handles it very well. I love them both!
Frances be like: "Athalia died? Oh, RIP! Anyways, it's literally so safe here.."
*ends up getting murdered the same way*
is it really friendship if you don't talk about murdering each other?
Right 😂😂
Andréa-claire HUNT Ask Athalia and Frances
Please do the Crazy Brabant Killers. They’ve killed 28 people randomly at supermarkets and the case was never cleared. There are crazy theories surrounding this case
Yass they really should
@@AikiraBeats Never heard of this incident, where did it happen and what went down? It's certainly an interesting name for some murders.
Shane is 100% a demon, nosebleed in church? No way he’s not.
"Shane had no bloody clothing"
Women everywhere: *have so many clothes that have been ruined by blood*
Well... a specific clothing that have been ruined by blood.
I have so many clothes ruined by blood because of my pets. But I don't mind because I love them.
*@Metalhead 1966*
...what?
Metalhead 1966 um that’s not-..
@@IceKreacher excuse me? What?
Possible theory: a grown up Razor Boy retired to Florida, noticed that people left machetes out, and feeling nostalgic for his youth with his mentor decided to go on a spree. When he realized he wasn't able to maintain the stamina stopped at two.
I support this theory
this is the only good theory. I'm adopting this as my headcanon until proven otherwise
the return of razorboy
These crimes need to stop happening in February for poor Ryan's sake.
I don't even notice anymore when he says it
@@aliexiety I sometimes read it in his voice now lol
A "sharp-tongued, aggressive woman" whose name means "wholesome or healing." I'm not going to say her parents jinxed her, but her parents totally jinxed her.
To quote Ryan from a later episode:
“I’m sure he didn’t say ‘I told you so’…but he DID bloody well tell them so.”
You're bird goes missing ?? ALL HAIL THE WATCHER
communist onion your*
@@JustPopCulture stop
Omg yesss
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communist onion All hail the watcher 😂
16:57
It's at this moment that Ryan starts to think those "Shane is a demon" theories are starting to look pretty plausible
I heard that in Ryan's theory voice
LXW arts 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
They should've talked a bit more about Frances' murder as well. Any connections made between the two murders could've cut down the suspects list.
Right! Just because the two were killed with different weapons or methods doesn’t mean the same person did not do it.
Also, Frances could have been involved in the murder or someone thought she was and therefore she was killed
They absolutely caught me with the husband theory. I thought "Wow, really convenient that this guy happens to have a machete in his car"... And then everyone has one. Welcome to Florida! 😅
16:50 Shane, we've suspected you of being a demon for a long time but you really ought to stop outing yourself like that so plainly, it lacks tact and you're really just making yourself come across as quite the lower class hell spawn. #roastmortem
The parrot was his demonic familiar
Ryan agrees.
😈😈😈
"did you ever think about killing your neighbor?"
"yeah when he didnt give me limes!"
go off ryan
Cheyenne Rae “yea he was one cup short when i asked for sugar”
Yeah Ryan can't say I blame you there. It's over your property line, you're entitled to those damn limes!
The woman: **is murdered**
Me: **sad about the blue jay**
I'm marathoning old BuzzFeed unsolved videos...And I live in St Augustine so when I got to this episode I remembered back to the last time I saw blue Jay which is probably like 8 months ago and I was like the blue jay lives and then I remember the lifespan of a blue jay is not 40 years and I got very sad 😢😂
Same. And assuming the blue jay just flew away and was not taken by the murderer, it likely died quickly from having not been taught to survive in the wild. Unless it was originally caught as an adult in the wild, in which case yay freedom
Hopefully the bluejay flew away bc ppl shouldn't keep those as pets
If it was born in captivity, it probably died pretty quick. If it did originally live in the wild it probably flew off.
@@frostythehoeman6969 She found it crippled and decided to take care of it.
“A pool of blood?? Gross! Mop it up.” Big John Mulaney vibes
Next season of buzzfeed unsolved supernatural "the Exorcism of Shane Madej"
And the Bizarre Possession of Ryan Bergara
Noah Colegio The gears were turning in Ryan’s head at that whole nosebleed in a church business, you could tell
Shane and Ryan:” I want haters.”
Me:- clearly lying- “I strongly dislike y’all.”
New England Patriots have lots of haters. 6 rings and counting. Go Patriots!
The reason on why they uploaded late will remain..... UNSOLVED!!!!
I think it’s like 6 pm for them, so it’s not tHaT late
Theres only one logical answer. ITS THE WATCHER BABY.
•{Arizmack}• its actually 9:35
theulimategame555 it’s 6:35 pm in California 😉
@@haleymarie16 6:48 in arizona
I like the idea that in between takes, Ryan asked Shane about the parrot bit and if it was too far and Shane went “no no it was really great” but as soon as they started shooting again he regained that murderous look in his eyes