Mulan is incredible... GOTCHA!

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  • Mulan is one of the greatest Disney Movies of all time... GOTCHA! This movie is the purest form of cinematic trash! Let's take a closer look at all the ways this movie tries to trick you into thinking it's anywhere near as good as the original!
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  • @vito
    @vito  4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Want more GOTCHA!? Smash that like button and maybe we can get this series trending!

    • @Ninetails113
      @Ninetails113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Please make this a series 😂 I always loved the “GOTCHA” parts of your reviews

    • @hatredguy
      @hatredguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      don't u got me. i subscribed that GOTCHA had me laughing in tears lmao!!!!!!

    • @guestsuperguest403
      @guestsuperguest403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More gotcha series please. And please dont go " here's somemore.... gotcha! There's no more at all!" More gotcha please

    • @DillyDabblez
      @DillyDabblez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "GOTCHA" LOL Everytime you do it I die laughing 💀😭

    • @absol_lute_zero9083
      @absol_lute_zero9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gotcha sounds like a cool concept, only complaint is to change up the gotcha text, the length between them stuff like that. Maybe mix in more Double gotchas.
      Still a great video

  • @kamomohilda7954
    @kamomohilda7954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Hey, Chinese here. I'm confident to tell everyone ''Phoenix rising from ashes'' is from the ancient Egypt/Greece mythology(φοῖνιξ).
    Not even in Asia, let alone Chinese. Sorry, Vito. This doesn't make sense to me either.
    Whoever writes the story of Mulan should at least do research on WIKIPEDIA.
    *EDIT* When witnessing the "Rise-Up" scene.
    "Oh hi, Daenerys. Glad you still alive."
    *EDIT2* Thanks for the likes, mates.

    • @laserbeampussydestroyer6279
      @laserbeampussydestroyer6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So they could have made the phoenix the goofy sidekick and not upset anybody?

    • @kamomohilda7954
      @kamomohilda7954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Chinese Mythology has a bird-shaped creature called "鳳凰 Fenghuang" which is fire-related(some maybe fire bending), but they don't revive from fire.
      Also, like Dragon(龍), 鳳凰 doesn't be restricted to a certain gender. They both are very high-class spirits.
      In Chinese history, only nobles or the royal family members can equip the emblem of a 龍 or a 鳳凰.

    • @kamomohilda7954
      @kamomohilda7954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@laserbeampussydestroyer6279 I think they tried to make some serious stuff, but they messed up.

    • @The-Real-JD
      @The-Real-JD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it the Vermilion Bird ?

    • @evanroberts2771
      @evanroberts2771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wikipedia? The 'consensus' encyclopedia that literally anyone with internet access can amend?

  • @Empress_Theresa
    @Empress_Theresa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Mulan is not a Mary Sue...GOTCHA! She is a Ultra-Mega Mary Sue.

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just think of it Captain Marvel, Ma Rey Sue and Mu Lan Sue in one battle... none of them can fail, none of them can be hurt, all of them overpowered. The world would be destroyed by the Sue-ness!

    • @filipaleksiekczuk3712
      @filipaleksiekczuk3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Marriest of Mary Sues

    • @animusbathory2257
      @animusbathory2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know it's bad when even Empress Theresa calls you an Ultra-Mega Mary Sue

    • @jacobschlenker8130
      @jacobschlenker8130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@animusbathory2257 Oh sweet mother of god I didn’t even realize that until you pointed that out. But I guess the difference is that her story can be enjoyed in an ironic sense. Mulan however is just shit.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MasticinaAkicta I would nuke them with fucking 4 nukes don't care if it kills off everything around them

  • @mr.kevin1209
    @mr.kevin1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "STOP MAKING MOVIES FOR COMMUNISTS" is a qutote that should stand on an arch outside of Disneyland

  • @ZombieSexmachine
    @ZombieSexmachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Disney thought they'd get my money. GOTCHA! You get nothing!

    • @blitz4779
      @blitz4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They thought they'd get rich from this movie. GOTCHA! This thing bombed harder then a nuke

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day sir!"-Willy Wonka.

    • @SonikkuXenoHearts3587
      @SonikkuXenoHearts3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOU LOSE
      GOOD DAY SIR

    • @Ryan-mech-muffin
      @Ryan-mech-muffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *laugh track*

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you could spend the money this costs on thing you hate detest and despise and it would still be 100% less of a waste

  • @SILVER-zf2hu
    @SILVER-zf2hu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "The cricket is now a fat guy named cricket."
    W H A T

    • @manz7860
      @manz7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That pfp tho

  • @MightyAllen1995
    @MightyAllen1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    VIto, I’m a Chinese, and i can tell you, what you are saying about Chinese cinema and audience are very very correct, and you said it in the nicest way possible. As a filmmaker myself, china doesn’t really care about film anymore, the audience goes in to the theatre just want to see something they don’t see in their real life. Tiktok is taking over the media in china anyway, and there are no sign of that trend slowing down. Keep up the good work buddy! Love your content :)

    • @vito
      @vito  4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Thanks man!

    • @Himark89
      @Himark89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I have Chinese friends and I took them to watch Jungle book adaptation, which arguably is the best remake the Mouse did. Then we went to Chinese Wall movie and they absolutely loved. The poorly written movie where the freaking marching scene takes god damn 5 minutes.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Himark89 isn't that just a sad statement yes that's an amazing film its better than the original

    • @chrisyuri4187
      @chrisyuri4187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait, what about the phoenix? what's it for?

    • @shlaag234
      @shlaag234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gotcha! He’s not Chinese at all!

  • @TheClearAmbiguity
    @TheClearAmbiguity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Chinese Canadian here, and no, the phoenix makes no sense. FYI the witch is played by a famous Chinese actress, that's most likely why the character was even inserted into the movie in the first place.. Obviously to appeal to the Chinese demographic. The majority of Chinese audience don't really care about characters or plot. What they want are famous celebrities and spectacle.

    • @CrowbornChaos
      @CrowbornChaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If that's true, that's a sad mindset. Or, at least, a very disappointing one.

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bred and circus.

    • @Dnobagav49
      @Dnobagav49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You guys must have had a blast watching the presidential debates...

    • @grass7864
      @grass7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@CrowbornChaos
      It's encouraged by the CCP. Dictators don't like smart people or thought-provoking media. It makes it harder to control the country.

    • @dimitrescu182
      @dimitrescu182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CrowbornChaos same here in the Philippines, although Hollywood will never pander to us

  • @ManateeMentality
    @ManateeMentality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    Hope this becomes a series. Seems like it will.

    • @joshfatal
      @joshfatal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm glad it will. One of my favorite parts from his Episode 9 review was "GOTCHA! He LOVES laser swords!"

    • @Mrbeanmyster
      @Mrbeanmyster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@joshfatal Dont forget your laser home and you have a magic grandpa! lol

    • @Wanda711
      @Wanda711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@joshfatal I liked the DOUBLE GOTCHA from the Last Jedi, when Luke was revealed to be a Force apparition, but then he died anyway!

    • @joshfatal
      @joshfatal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Wanda711 Hahahahaha. Vito's voice totally makes that bit.

    • @MattMusicianX
      @MattMusicianX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

  • @overwatchsheroes1237
    @overwatchsheroes1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Can't have a dragon but we can have a Phoenix.
    Makes sense.

    • @kamomohilda7954
      @kamomohilda7954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "A phoenix is more realistic than a dragon."
      -Said Disney.
      *Bruh*

    • @rht785
      @rht785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      a useless and stupid phoenix reminds me of jon snow .

    • @snorgonofborkkad
      @snorgonofborkkad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well no. It's because the Phoenix doesn't talk.

    • @Drain_Life_Archive
      @Drain_Life_Archive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      One dumb lady defending this movie in the last comment section said this one is realistic... even though characters literally have superpowers now.

    • @Purgosmusic
      @Purgosmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zeddyboi86 its backwards phrases like that that get us deeper into this mess lol

  • @GustafStechmann
    @GustafStechmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    watching 10 minutes of Vito is 1000 times more entertaining than ALL Disney movies that came out in the last 10 years COMBINED

    • @miqvPL
      @miqvPL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sadly there's Rogue One there, I can't agree with You (fully)

    • @kamomohilda7954
      @kamomohilda7954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And way more economic. I will NOT be going to spend that 30 dollars, forever.

    • @naragrace3870
      @naragrace3870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oof I actually liked Tangled and The Princess and the Frog

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miqvPL oh wow one great film. Such a great track record in a decade

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@curtiswhyte3297 NO IT WASNT

  • @kaynealexander4993
    @kaynealexander4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    "Dragons are offensive to Chinese people."
    Or does it offends the CCP officer breathing down the writer's neck? Its South Park allover again.

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The dragons are cool and everyone knows that.
      The problem is they only can hear some words and the rest of the sentence is left behind.
      Hey Disney, I feel *uncomfortable* *abaut* what you did with *mushu* , could you please not make fun of *dragons* *is* *ofensive.*
      -Ohhh, Dragons are ofensive? Sure will fix that.
      WHAT? No wait, what i mean is-...
      -There We removed all dragons, have a Phoenix.
      ...

    • @Acrylier
      @Acrylier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They single handedly doomed the world with covering up corona.
      They are our enemies.
      All they are good for is making chinese games

    • @manz7860
      @manz7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Acrylier yup. They should be held responsible.

    • @ultrademigod
      @ultrademigod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Acrylier They didn't need to cover up anything, they have the WHO to do that stuff for them.

    • @padmeteratai3658
      @padmeteratai3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Its offensive to the ccp. Im Chinese and I can definitely say that my community and people is not offended by the character Mushu but we love it. It is the cunt cock party (ccp) that wants every mythical and religious elements that exist in the old Chinese culture to be wiped off

  • @chrisg276
    @chrisg276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    This is a potential contender series to Pitch Meeting. Thats the highest praise I've ever given on TH-cam.

    • @dickhertz6405
      @dickhertz6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh it’s better than pitch

    • @ezechiikpe3600
      @ezechiikpe3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dickhertz6405 actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience 😂

    • @vito
      @vito  4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nice!

    • @chriscross8547
      @chriscross8547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better

    • @miqvPL
      @miqvPL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pitch meetings have great scripts, it will be hard to beat. But the rise of the skywalker gotcha was amazing, especially killing the magic grandpa part

  • @ghostmedic86
    @ghostmedic86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    We're living through the worst time in cinematic history.

    • @MariusWales
      @MariusWales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even more so than the late 90s?

    • @jf_kein_k8590
      @jf_kein_k8590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@MariusWales Yes, there they at least tried to make watchable movies.

    • @tannpants9532
      @tannpants9532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It really is total shit.

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey at least the sonic movie was ok, aside from when he flossed

    • @FinalKHXIII
      @FinalKHXIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@traktor420 true at least the sonic movie was at least good better than Mulan

  • @rodneymckay8860
    @rodneymckay8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The Chinese market also wanted Boyega minimized in SW posters, Boseman’s face covered with his mask and racist detergent commercials.

    • @simunlovrovic5456
      @simunlovrovic5456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And people say that America is the only racist country in the world

    • @dimitrescu182
      @dimitrescu182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@simunlovrovic5456 it's the rich SJWs that are saying that shit

    • @Spartan3D213
      @Spartan3D213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dimitrescu182 the same sjws that live in middle to upperclass white majority gated communities.

    • @user-eo5sn9yt1u
      @user-eo5sn9yt1u 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Spartan3D213IN MALIBU!!!

  • @quillion0877
    @quillion0877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I'm Chinese
    The phoenix represented here is indeed one of the worst aspects of the movie because it represented a Western Phoenix and tried to pass it as the Chinese Phoenix (the idea of it burning and resurrecting from the ashes is the Western Phoenix).
    The Chinese Phoenix is an extremely holy and respected mythological creature that represents the very essence of Chinese values (eg: High Virtue, Grace, and the union of Yin and Yang). It's various body parts and even its colors all hold significant and deep meanings. It was even used to signify a new era or the approval of the next Emperor of China.
    So no, Mulan 2020's phoenix is not even the Chinese Phoenix so the answer to your question (6:53) is... It ain't the Chinese Phoenix and I have no clue why its in there. I can tell you though, those who are superstitious or respect Chinese culture will find this insulting.
    And don't get me started with the 'chi' that this movie tried to use

    • @blitz4779
      @blitz4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was dragon ball levels of chi

    • @dsl322
      @dsl322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wow, I had no idea that the Chinese and Western Phoenix were totally different things. I mean I knew that the Phoenix was a holy and mythological creature in china (I've read that somewhere) but I thought it was the same Phoenix as the Western Phoenix. Thank you for educating me.

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blitz4779 Except dragon ball chi user actually trains their chi instead of just being born special like this movie shows

    • @blitz4779
      @blitz4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ZenoDLC im aware. I'm just saying she has that amount. We all know she didn't train for it

    • @quillion0877
      @quillion0877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, at least they kinda hint that Mulan is Hakka (due to the architecture of the housing they are living in)... And I'm Hakka... Man... Now I feel even worse XD

  • @TheQuatum
    @TheQuatum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    He turned Gotcha into an entire series
    Gotcha!

    • @evanroberts2771
      @evanroberts2771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, he has. Turned himself into Netflix. Content available....via subscription.

    • @pvzgamer6029
      @pvzgamer6029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😢

  • @SentaiGuy
    @SentaiGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Haven't laughed this much in a good while. Hope you keep this up as a series. Fantastic video!

  • @jacobheadley1270
    @jacobheadley1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I dunno, I really didn’t like this video I really thought the new Milan was gr-GOTCHA!! This was great 😂 and I totally agree

  • @ServantBerserkerZero
    @ServantBerserkerZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Unpopular opinion here, I actually appreciate that Disney made this movie.
    Because without this movie, the Gotcha! series won't exist.

    • @lalangner2253
      @lalangner2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The only good thing that came out of Mulan...
      I'll take it I guess...

    • @elvenbuttress
      @elvenbuttress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @LilliD3
      @LilliD3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is another good thing. They will stop making live action remakes now, maby?

    • @toastytoad8154
      @toastytoad8154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let me guess. "gotcha"

  • @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial
    @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    “We didn’t get the kickass Donnie Osmond song, or even the Jackie Chan version”
    WE DIDN’T EVEN GET THE TEAM FOUR STAR VERSION

    • @ainsleyhariott4353
      @ainsleyhariott4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lets get down to business to destroy the world

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From what I hear, we really didn't even get to see Donnie Yen kick all that much ass either. Tragic waste of Donnie Yen.

    • @theq873
      @theq873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DrViperVideos Wow someone doesn't wanna spend insane amounts of time and energy on something they don't want to do and doesn't benefit them anymore, what assholes am I right

    • @ainsleyhariott4353
      @ainsleyhariott4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DrViperVideos its more like they were starting to hate creating DBZA so they ended it with the cell and im glad they gave it an ending instead if just stopping half way through dbza died with dignity.

    • @ContaminatedBeef
      @ContaminatedBeef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WE DIDN'T EVEN GET THE FILTHY FRANK VERSION

  • @MicahDarkFantasy
    @MicahDarkFantasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    This sure feels like a Saturday morning cartoon that I will always wake up to watch.

  • @Pimperson
    @Pimperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    My friend who enjoyed this movie listened to all my arguments against it and countered them with:
    "U didnt like it cuz it was different"

    • @haivo7093
      @haivo7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      typical :)))

    • @lordmortarius538
      @lordmortarius538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sounds like your friend is a vapid moron.

    • @viakurari596
      @viakurari596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's the opposite, it's not different enough to be called different, but it's not the same either. And to make it even worse all the claims the movie makes contradict what is shown in the movie.

    • @Pimperson
      @Pimperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lordmortarius538 i mean, SHE's always the one criticizing me for my laziness, so you know, SHE MUST BE SMORT

    • @adrianalamore
      @adrianalamore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why the hell y'all friends still?! Drop her dumb ass! Geeees

  • @MrJobocan
    @MrJobocan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    They touched hands? Well according to Reylos that's love.

  • @userdeleted8825
    @userdeleted8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Gotcha format that you do is so naturally funny please do it a million more times, it’s genuinely hilarious and I love when I see it in your videos

  • @unwarranteddesign806
    @unwarranteddesign806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "There's a phoenix that doesn't do anything in the film except be there for visuals"
    GOTCHA!
    "It's a western-style phoenix that has nothing to do with the traditional Chinese-style phoenix"

    • @blitz4779
      @blitz4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont think the Chinese equivalent is even called a Phoenix

    • @ner7215
      @ner7215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why couldn't they call it a Fenghuang if they were trying to make it more realistic?...

    • @blitz4779
      @blitz4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ner7215 that's the name of it? Neat

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blitz4779 and if they are talking about actual chinese flaming birds, the one they talk about is the Vermillion Bird. Problem is that people confuse and fuse the Feng Huang+the Vermillion Bird and that to them equals to the egyptian Bennu.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is that a GOTCHA? The first statement seems to be completely valid.

  • @theguywhoplaysgames7604
    @theguywhoplaysgames7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Disney stop making awful movies
    GOTCHA
    They’re making ‘Atlantis’ Live Action.

    • @buckmeister9860
      @buckmeister9860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait wut? Please tell me thats a joke man.

    • @simonanvil4617
      @simonanvil4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      please, tell it's a joke...

    • @theguywhoplaysgames7604
      @theguywhoplaysgames7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Buckmeister 98 no it’s not a joke, I think that movie will be out around Mid 2021

    • @buckmeister9860
      @buckmeister9860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theguywhoplaysgames7604 well.... shit, there goes another disney movie i love

    • @theguywhoplaysgames7604
      @theguywhoplaysgames7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Buckmeister 98 yup next they will probably make ‘Treasure Planet’ as Live Action

  • @izumishion6267
    @izumishion6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Disney: "So the Live Action remake is gonna center more on the legend and get rid of the fantasy stuff like the ancestors and mush - GOTCHA! We're adding a phoenix for no reason and there's chi that grants magical powers."

  • @AlienDrone_22
    @AlienDrone_22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Vito, your voice is now my inner monologue, it helps me get through the day.

    • @vito
      @vito  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahahah

  • @Volcanic_Eruption
    @Volcanic_Eruption 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "At least the fun Grandma is in the movie.....GOTCHA!"

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny thing about the grandma-sister switcheroo, that is to keep tradition.
      Mulan being great in this movie is a exception to the rule instead of being an icon of girls being as capable as boys. The sister wasnt born with mystical, bullshit chi, so she gets to be married off while Mulan gets to be a soldier....instead of getting offered a position among the emperor's advisors or being her personal advisor.

  • @TheJeroenbrouwer
    @TheJeroenbrouwer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I think this gotcha thing is pretty overblown, it was fun in TLJ, but that was a spontaneous action and shouldnt be replicated too often before it becomes lame.
    Gotcha! It's pretty great! I'd love more of it, as long as it doesnt become lame ;)

    • @vito
      @vito  4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You actually got me

    • @TheJeroenbrouwer
      @TheJeroenbrouwer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@vito Yay! I got the Gotcha King! Achievement unlocked!

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vito u and me both

    • @bradhedgehog12
      @bradhedgehog12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gosh Jere I could of said it better myself.

  • @brbrow4
    @brbrow4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    GOTCHA. IT’S A COKE COMMERCIAL!! Lol

  • @jeffbassplays
    @jeffbassplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:41 - Therapist: Asian Rey isn't real. Asian Rey can't hurt you.
    Me:

  • @kbren1
    @kbren1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You have found your schtick! Just like the Pitch Meeting guy. Don't care if its a borrowed or an original mechanism. Nobody does it better than you do. Your cadence & timing are perfection. You can use this formula to review THOUSANDS of IPs out there and we will watch every one you make in sheer delight. The world is now your oyster, sir. So happy for you. 👏👏👏

  • @kaizermierkrazy6886
    @kaizermierkrazy6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The actor for mulan always has a -_- look on her face, nothing else

    • @kimberlychin7202
      @kimberlychin7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even Frisk has more emotion than that

  • @infjelphabasupporter8416
    @infjelphabasupporter8416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *Damn, someday I'm gonna earn a million writing for disney. I mean, if this is the competition...*
    Oh wait. Maybe they won't hire me for being to "unrespectful of Chinese culture because of showing a frikin dragon" or wanting the captain to sing that legendary song and kiss Mulan "but oh wait that's mysogonistic or whatever..."

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    *Disney and Japan should make more live adaptations of our favorite cartoons and animes!*
    *GOTCHA*

    • @garvjain5426
      @garvjain5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How about just NO

    • @oninaru
      @oninaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well japanase live action Death note was accurate and Bleach was just opening arc so there was not too much cutted.

    • @RoseRocket
      @RoseRocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just want traditional animation again 😭

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont even trust disney to even try and animate Twisted Wonderland....and its from them, but i know they will fuck it up

  • @Skithuvid2355
    @Skithuvid2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Star wars: You gott a high level of Midichlorians, Mulan.
    Mulan: No, it’s Chi

  • @Jopepep
    @Jopepep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Wait this video is actually gold, I thought it would get repetitive but it's just funny

    • @vito
      @vito  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great feedback!

  • @Derich_Ip1
    @Derich_Ip1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That death sound at 3:51 gets me every time

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That because it everyone who try to watch the movie.

  • @somewackoonyoutube2449
    @somewackoonyoutube2449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    If I had a dollar every time he said “Gotcha!” I would have made more money than this flick did at the box office

  • @brendo7363
    @brendo7363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I just cat believe how stone faced she is through most of it.

    • @黒雪-KuroYuuki
      @黒雪-KuroYuuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She's a charisma vacuum.

    • @TheHamsterMaster
      @TheHamsterMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol I agree. It looks so damn awkward especially when she's flying through the air with this nonchalant, stoic look on her face.

    • @sweep8311
      @sweep8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You've cat to be kitten me rn

  • @NamelessGamer29
    @NamelessGamer29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    At least the lead actress isn’t some puppet for the Chinese Government and strongly believes in basic human right...
    GOTCHA!

  • @TheAquarius87
    @TheAquarius87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This video is literal trash!
    GOTCHA!
    I Loved it and I'm subbing!

  • @scrystine
    @scrystine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    For an "empowered" woman, Mulan kneels a lot before men.

    • @djmutt2000
      @djmutt2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, I prefer the damsel in distress over the overpowered Mary Sue.

  • @iitsMikeB
    @iitsMikeB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If you made a GOTCHA of The Last Airbender, that would literally be the best thing ever. And no, I'm not gonna specifiy whether it's the movie or the cartoon, because you already know the answer.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The sad thing is it isn't even edgier than the cartoon. I *felt* something when we saw the dead camp and their captain was promoted to general because of his father's passing in the animation. They got us to *care* about the characters first, which meant we then consequently *cared* when bad things happened to them afterwards.
    When that witch dies, are we supposed to care? Why?

  • @henrywalworth8249
    @henrywalworth8249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like the part where he says Gotcha!

  • @Steroyd666
    @Steroyd666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It's sad that there's enough franchises with "Subverted expectations" for you to get mileage out of this format.
    Oh well gotta make lemons into lemonade.

  • @ericgarcia4745
    @ericgarcia4745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm still trying to figure out how she drops to her knees sideways while running across the wall.

    • @adrianalamore
      @adrianalamore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's her wizard ass chi ninja skills...lmfao

  • @Knightmessenger
    @Knightmessenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I would love for "Gotcha" to become a recurring series.
    With a running tally in the corner of all the gotchas.

    • @vito
      @vito  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I should do a tally yeah

  • @zenhaelcero8481
    @zenhaelcero8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    if "Gotcha!" becomes a regular series, I'll tune in to watch every premier.

  • @JannieDaMannie
    @JannieDaMannie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like that just uttering the "metoo movement" triggers the laugh track.
    God bless.

  • @anonplzzzzzz
    @anonplzzzzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Please make GOTCHA a regular thing. I can really see this being on the same teir as cinema sins, honest trailers, or pitch meeting. Good work Vito

  • @buckeyeguy458
    @buckeyeguy458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The asian Rey made me burst out laughing

  • @dointh4198
    @dointh4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    God, this was brilliant. If this movie made such funny critics it was totally worth it.

  • @ashtonhashbrown6155
    @ashtonhashbrown6155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guys energy and exited voice reminds me of Johntron....
    AND I LOVE IT

  • @valerieryu1923
    @valerieryu1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watch the 2009 version everyone. It really takes the realistic approach and tugs your heartstrings(in a good way ofc)

  • @k.a.3247
    @k.a.3247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:16 Her expression here is perfect, like she's bored to death from all the flips, about the only time she connected with the audience.

  • @jamesgall475
    @jamesgall475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay there is one cool battle.. Gotcha this is a coke commercial lmfaooooo

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    _LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO DEFEAT THE HUNS..._

    • @kamomohilda7954
      @kamomohilda7954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      讓匈奴 絕望!
      Really like Jackie Chan's singing.

    • @SuperSaiyanD48
      @SuperSaiyanD48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?

  • @dengeliii7088
    @dengeliii7088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh look Vito turned the ending of every Pitch Meeting video into a concept.

  • @PaladinZ3R0
    @PaladinZ3R0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Really hated that Disney got my money for watching this movie
    GOTCHA!
    I saw it on the high seas

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You fooled me greatly with that Coke commercial. I respect your deception! 👌 And your wonderful comedic timing humours me greatly. 😂

  • @grohma
    @grohma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    why are you screaming at me? i'm scared....
    GOTCHA!

  • @TianZhaoHeavenlyFortune
    @TianZhaoHeavenlyFortune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Chinese-Canadian who was really looking forward to a more realistic take on the Mulan story situated within the Wu-Xia genre makes a lot of sense! HOWEVER, I agree with most of your points Vito. The thing is though - cutting Mushu and Cricket the way they did was something I agree with. The respect towards Dragons makes a lot of sense because Dragons are indeed a sign of auspiciousness in Chinese culture, so the Eddie Murphy dragon if represented in live action in the comedic way that he was represented would've been disrespectful or at least inappropriate. There's much more I can say - however just needed to clarify this bit about the dragon you made. In fact - the Chinese people are otherwise referred to as descendants of the Dragon, so dragons are to be respected much more than they are treated than European Dragons. European Dragons are considered signs of bad luck whilst Eastern Dragons are considered signs of good luck.

  • @Doomgallion
    @Doomgallion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I absolutely love your GOTCHA segments. So glad this has become a series. So funny!

  • @aquaphazed
    @aquaphazed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The laugh track editing is great on this. Nice job Vito!

  • @Netspyer
    @Netspyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "bruce jenner comes to your house and yells at you"
    my sides

  • @MangaAfternoon
    @MangaAfternoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I WANT MORE GOTCHA!

  • @Gradient14
    @Gradient14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i'm torn on this video.. one one hand it's perfect.. and using the "Gotcha" moment from the TLJ review is a smart way to spinoff a series of videos. But a part of me feels that the original segment - and the fact that it was so spontaneous, and perfect and just flowed naturally FROM the review at the time - will never be equaled.. will knowing that the video will have the "Gotcha"s in advance make it funny? Yes, just not AS funny. It's the same reason why Plinkett cans till be funny while doing the same schtick every time.. and why Jeremy is still funny.. oh wait, he is rarely funny anyway .. Well, Vito.. it's a great idea for a series. As a Patron supporter.. I approve

    • @jacksonorlady1367
      @jacksonorlady1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i feel this dichotomy. it weakens and makes you appreciate the original at the same time - I still rewatch that video

    • @Gradient14
      @Gradient14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jacksonorlady1367 when he did the original segment.. everything about it, even his tone of voice.. just felt like he was trying to explain how the process of TLJ's writing struck that nerve .. with it's gotcha moments. Now, he knows that everyone pulls that segment.. and watches it on it's own... and he uses the same voice.. but it's not quite as organic. That said.. this is an AWESOME video... and am glad Vito found his own unique take on reviewing films

    • @laurend9829
      @laurend9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first 'Gotcha' series I watched was from the Rise of Skywalker. Granted, it was my first experience of it, so I found it hilarious and unequaled. ;) New viewers strolling in all the time, so it's great either way. I personally love this segment and want him to do it many times over.

  • @tallymark2417
    @tallymark2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It feels like Disney got mad at how people hated the original, so they took all of the hated stuff out as revenge.

  • @azzkckr1956
    @azzkckr1956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh look another Mary Sue character thanks Disney for ruining yet another franchise 😑

  • @anarionzuo1425
    @anarionzuo1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chinese here.
    Chinese phoenix represents an apex of female power, just as Chinese dragon represents the male version. In the ancient days, they are the symbol of the emperor/queen, very political.
    Some random soldier certainly cannot claim them for him/herself, even they are STRONG IN THE FORCE.

  • @chichiboypumpi
    @chichiboypumpi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    shizney is helping me save a fortune on movie tickets

    • @Ssg-he6qg
      @Ssg-he6qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause covid isn't?

    • @chichiboypumpi
      @chichiboypumpi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SilviaS Glez last jedi, rise of skywoker happened before the ccp-rona lockdown as well as the turd live-action movies yes? mulan is 30 bucks on shizney plus which I'd rather spend on sumptious chinese

  • @Jacobflamecaster
    @Jacobflamecaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Gotcha it’s a coke commercial” I died at that part

  • @Drain_Life_Archive
    @Drain_Life_Archive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Meanwhile at the concentration camps...
    "Work harder or we're going to strap you in the Mulan chair again."
    "Can't you just put me back in the water cage?"
    "Sure thing, we'll just roll the TV over to the cage and..."
    "NEVERMIND. I'LL WORK HARDER."
    "That's what I thought."

  • @Demonicwhale43
    @Demonicwhale43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he said Disney was crediting a security force which is “re-educating” Uighur Muslims I literally pushed myself from the screen from the disbelief. Fkn hell #StopDisney

  • @MovieHousechannel
    @MovieHousechannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Awesome video 😂❤️

  • @andreaschlapek780
    @andreaschlapek780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mulan was filmed in a good environment....
    Gotcha!
    Mulan was filmed literally outside a concentration camp and Disney thanked the people who run the camp in the credits.

  • @solarsailer4166
    @solarsailer4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Excellent choice of video name, Vito! Gotcha, the great situational irony.
    Why doesn't she tie her hair back? Anyone with long hair, male or female can tell you how annoying it is when you run or work out, let alone when wielding sharp objects.
    As for the removal of the captain...I guess office romance isn't a thing anymore. I guess I should tell my colleagues who fell in love in my office and got married. I guess that fantasy is dead. Sure, some people abuse it, but lots of people find their life partner that way. I guess the world isn't smart enough to know the difference between healthy office romance and abuse. All or nothing, huh?
    Yes, I know that in the US military, there are rules to prevent officers from dating enlisted personnel, but this story is not the US military.

    • @dakotasherman632
      @dakotasherman632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the funny thing is, if I recall, he didn't court her or even fall in love with her until after she went back home. For most of the movie he thought she was someone else, then nearly executed her when he learned the truth, then helped in the plan to save the emperor. At what point when she was enlisted did he show he was falling in love prior to the end?

    • @katsuragikeima8809
      @katsuragikeima8809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dakotasherman632 yeah if my memory serves me right it's more of "hey i wanna get to know you as Mulan instead of as Ping"

  • @MrFahrenheit2k
    @MrFahrenheit2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just because you reminded me of Mulan soundtrack, I decided to go and listen to the OST from 1998. And boy, what a magnificent work it is. I remembered all the feelings I had from it when I was a kid. And I remember being inspired by the character of Mulan, because she was a strong and determened person and had great personality. I don't feel anything when I'm looking at this expressionless Chinese robot they have for the main character.

  • @ballaiy2003
    @ballaiy2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    THAT WAS GREAT
    i want star wars version and not just sequel but the prequel as well

  • @DaoSeeker
    @DaoSeeker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sound effects, the laugh track, the repetition... It's all so, last decade...... BUT I FREAKIN LOVE IT!

  • @thecollectorsvault9384
    @thecollectorsvault9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like the "gotcha" formula for these reviews, short, sweet, hilarious

  • @plushluigi7417
    @plushluigi7417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If social credit existed during the mongol empire.
    Then Ghengis Kahn would be smiting Disney rn

  • @ezechiikpe3600
    @ezechiikpe3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I literally laughed my noodles out my nose watching this episode 😂😂😂😂😂Please keep it up, we need things like these in these trying times. God my ribs hurt, Nice one👍

  • @nialencapefet5154
    @nialencapefet5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And the leading "actress" (I don't have a better word for her) openly supported the concentration camps and the Chinese violence in Hong Kong. So cool to have such an empowering icon in 2020.

  • @nimansabandara6361
    @nimansabandara6361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    coca cola ad really got me😂😂

  • @KiaRoane
    @KiaRoane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “:....all fun is canceled forever” and there you have it.

  • @Reasurancee
    @Reasurancee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im chinese and i have no fucking clue why theres a random ass pheonix flying around

  • @daveed814
    @daveed814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My year has been so rough but stuff like this making me laugh till I cry from hilarity, Thank you Vito.

  • @wesxd5292
    @wesxd5292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wtf are you on? this movie was great! it delivered everything it said it did and its execution was perfect
    GOTCHA!! i've never laughed so hard from a review.. the "realistic" movie is absolute trash compared to the original, hell even the Chinese audiences are saying the 1998 did better than the 2020... btw keep up the content

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It just occurred to me! You, Vito, would make a wonderful Disney sidekick comic relief character!

  • @xcape4734
    @xcape4734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I need this to become a regular series so I can inject it into my veins like crack

  • @gt86er14
    @gt86er14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    chinese person here: the phoenix... is the “other” dragon. both fictional creatures are the yin and yang of eachother, kind of reflecting a marriage. it is kind of ironic here then that they use a phoenix to symbolize her spirit cuz the entire length of this movie she does nothing but try to imitate a dragon.

    • @gt86er14
      @gt86er14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh one more thing- i’m chinese but not from china- i don’t know what the chinese test audience was on about with the kissing scene cuz we did kiss during mulan’s time period. maybe it’s some kind of conservative cultural revolution bullshit but whatever the reason that test audience was stupid and they don’t speak for the rest of the billions of us

  • @lordforg8697
    @lordforg8697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s the best silent black and white film ever. I say sarcastically

  • @goatymcgoatface3575
    @goatymcgoatface3575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact this vid only has 50 some thousand views is criminal. I'm working night shift at a power plant in virginia and ive been on the road for 3 months. I am miserable but THIS managed to make me laugh hysterically.

  • @LeCatization
    @LeCatization 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow, with so many "gotcha" moments, I'm surprised Disney didn't hire you to make a star wars movie

  • @sonni.walkman
    @sonni.walkman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:55 the guy below is swinging a fricking POLEARM on foot, respect to the directors. {the moon-shaped swords, 偃月刀/长刀 mainly wielded by cavalry }