Watching you dude, first: the reason why I watch you every day - you! 2. No Bullshit. 3. Thinking about your neighbors and the expressions on their faces. 4. A friend in a sea of crayon chewers, haters, piss pots, tards, noobs and assholes. 👍🏻, 4. Some of the best videos and advice on playing WoT I’ve read since I started playing.
I know precisely what was thinking Madmartigan as he stared at you and gifted you a lick: "You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky, without you, dwell in darkness."
Master Class from Master Claus, I am surpassed by your wisdom: "If you want to set up an ambush, is probably a good idea to be in the bush", I cant stop laughing, that was great. ROFL.
This needs to happen! We have skill as a commander on EU, why not Claus as NA server?! Jingles is Wows and it is cool. Would love to hear Claus ranting as a tank commander!!
Every time when Claus becomes nuts and gets loud, I imagine how in his neighborhood hundreds of birds steaming out of the trees in panic, mothers drag her kids inside their houses, all the dogs start howling...
Love the clown car jumping off a cliff comment, saw it before as well. They are like ants, drop them from 300 feet and they survive because they weigh nothing. Better yet how many times have you shot one and bounced cause your rubber shells hit the rubber wheels?
Over the weekend I had a game where there were two EBR's on each side, the rest of us were useless as they killed each other, then ours killed the enemy team, the game lasted, maybe three minutes. DPM!
Hi. I'm an SPG driver. I always knew the P stands for Propel, but I didn't know Propel meant you could move, I thought it had something to do with planes
Between the dipwad players and the janky physics plus RNG screwing you over its not worth my time to play anymore. But its still fun to watch your vids.
Been there and then said might as well start my own game instead of spending time on something that makes me angry. If you're interested in tank games I can send you a link to my discord server to check it out
I have noticed lately wot have made the game so all crew get injured really easy, most of your ammo richochets or misses, and your tank gets damaged really easily.
Claus do you live alone? Love the vids, but sometimes when you get excited man your voice gets SO loud LOL can only imagine you must to be able to be that loud, my house would be staring me down to quiet down LOL, i have to adjust my volume when you get that way too lol.
" The loader bought the farm " It refers to someone deceased in a military accident or operation. Phrase predates from World War II, but came into common use at that time due to the large numbers of training casualties due inexperienced pilots/crewmembers trained in aircraft that are much less reliable than today. Common accidents in rural areas would result in aircraft crashing into barns, fields, or rural property, resulting in damages.
Yeah, I stopped playing a couple of weeks ago. Amateur development methods combined with revolting business practices and an incredibly slow and useless balancing technique makes this game simply terrible if you don't own one of the tanks that WG has deemed as being OK, regardless of whether they are OP or not. Ranked is a joke. They nerfed the E5 after what? Days? Weeks? The 430U, ebola, chieftain and EBR have been in the game for literally years. The maps are broken as well, and have been basically since they've come out, with very little effort being invested into rebalancing them, if any at all. Just don't become toxic, don't rage. That's is what their business model is based on. Just stop playing and do something fun and/or useful with your money and time.
The german TD for the same alpha of russian one has less DPM, much much less penetration, less shell velocity. German vehicle has less mobility; less power to weight; less terrain resistance in comparison with its weight; less armor; much much worse gun handling. Even with the more penetration gun the german has less dpm and less penetration. This is the sense of balancing for Wargaming. It has too less mobility and so on. It is so indecent that German 128mm gun has worse gun handling than russian 152mm. This is, for Wargaming, balanced. Borsig has indecent 207hp engine at tier VIII. It is a joke. Another question: Why Borsig has not gun depression? God knows why!
I'm noticing that when I shoot a russian tank my shell spread all along the reticle. When I shoot a german thank they goes in the middle of the reticle. It is fucking ridiculous.
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Happy Monday all you magnificent morons! May your week begin with a bang!
Well thanks Muppet Master, starting with a Claus vid, and see you on the stream!
That's what I'm talkin' about, a Claus rant with the mornin coffee. Hoo Hah
I don't care nothing about you anymore once the puppy appears. Save your words.
78Gabba (from Argentina)
I love your pup! I hate the morons!
LMAO N0G0LD4U loved it anytime anyone anywhere kills a clown car I smile and think wow its a good day
"Take your wheeled vehicle and stick it up your 4$$!" 20 minutes of Claus' ranting was exactly what I needed on Monday! :-)))
He is in form today alright lol
Watching you dude, first: the reason why I watch you every day - you! 2. No Bullshit. 3. Thinking about your neighbors and the expressions on their faces. 4. A friend in a sea of crayon chewers, haters, piss pots, tards, noobs and assholes. 👍🏻, 4. Some of the best videos and advice on playing WoT I’ve read since I started playing.
There is no better way to make a sh*tty evening with WOT good than watching Claus Kellerman laughing and then holding a puppy :)
I think Claus is a closet (arty) clicker at heart. Seems to have the most fun whenever he rolls out a Tier IX/X SPG.
He's pretty good at it eh?
I love your puppy claus blessed beyond belief 💖 ❤ 💗 💓 💕 🙏 only love a man needs bless your heart
Love the Tortoise impressions.
14:00, my post-lunch coffee and a new episode of the muppet master. Life is good. Thanks, Claus, for your videos!
I never understood how a tank could still work with like four of 5 crew members knocked out or dead.
Pup segment made listening to you sing worth it, lol!
The Ebr is the reincarnation of the devil that was the One Shot SPG back in the day
So Claus, tell us how you REALLY feel about the EBR'S?
Klaus I just love your thinking, hehehe, and it's so true!
I know precisely what was thinking Madmartigan as he stared at you and gifted you a lick: "You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky, without you, dwell in darkness."
My feelings exactly, the "RNG" is bad enough, but NA server is full of idiot griefers that want nothing more than to ruin everything.
super cute pup congrats
Claus should warn clausians that his gonna make there ears explode, maybe i should sue him for hearing damage!
Congrats With Mad mardigan , He is a Nice Pup :-)
I understand it perfectly. I laughed.
5:05 your T49 learning kung fu😅 it seems like kicking that SU-130PM but did not hit..
Master Class from Master Claus, I am surpassed by your wisdom: "If you want to set up an ambush, is probably a good idea to be in the bush", I cant stop laughing, that was great. ROFL.
Top Form Man love the pup!
Nice compilation Claus. Have a good week.
"We're done for, everyone get out !"
After the whole crew gets killed
this made me smile :)
When Claus gets too loud, Mad Martigan starts barking. Almost the same as me and my bird Reggie on my videos.
Claus needed the Mad Martigan timeout,think it helped me too
2:21 Commander Claus Kellerman voice preview
This needs to happen! We have skill as a commander on EU, why not Claus as NA server?! Jingles is Wows and it is cool. Would love to hear Claus ranting as a tank commander!!
serves you right for playing skywankers claus :P
For everyone who still somehow does not understand ,,, ambush ,,, am bush ,,, I am in a bush :) it is simple.
Cute puppy, Claus!
thanks for the laughs today claus . im stuck in self isolation waiting for my covid 19 test results and i needed a good laugh. cheers from toronto !
"There's no need to fear! Sheriff Claus is here!"
“It requires me pressing this W key”
Press R then
Noticed that you get low on fuel , but never get empty ?
Claus. "What's the hang time on this shell?"..... meanwhile on Pluto " Incoming"
The ONE where the Arty shell was way OFF was caused when he reached his view line and when u scroll past it it screws your shot BAD if you fire.
have you ever considered a prescription of tranquilizers ? lol
Is it just me or claus laugh is a good reminder of the joker?
Quite liking these Claus....it’s not just me!! You get game screwed as well lol
You're f**king insane..... don't ever change.
Every time when Claus becomes nuts and gets loud, I imagine how in his neighborhood hundreds of birds steaming out of the trees in panic, mothers drag her kids inside their houses, all the dogs start howling...
I love your dog!
Love the clown car jumping off a cliff comment, saw it before as well. They are like ants, drop them from 300 feet and they survive because they weigh nothing. Better yet how many times have you shot one and bounced cause your rubber shells hit the rubber wheels?
The best moments are the best! :-)
Keep up the good work claus
Awesome dog, Claus
I work nights from home. In a sleepy haze, the Mrs. comes downstairs and asks "who's not getting any gold, babe?"
I pissed myself laughing on that intro. Yes, sounds familiar if you dare drive anything that is not Russian.
I have 1500+ games in Borsig..i feel the pain of first man.
Claus is probably on his kayak fishing.
Over the weekend I had a game where there were two EBR's on each side, the rest of us were useless as they killed each other, then ours killed the enemy team, the game lasted, maybe three minutes. DPM!
So hiding behind the SPG's really works....... Only you could make it work. Good stuff.
A Kellerman video that doesn't end with Edward Rodriguez's La casa de la bachata y el merengue isn't really a Kellerman video is it.
Think its Jimmy Fontanez - Para Santo Domingo
Mad Marty is the star of this video
Hey Claus, nice young dog you got, cute !!!!
So glad you never chainst in the years to come. 😃
No more money for WG until they remove the wheeled vehicles ,not a single cent from me !
Neve spent a GD dime with my his bs organization. They are totally fkd up.
They have prolly made what 100 million dollars of of it already 😂💵
The shell didn't slow down. Lead more. It's not a maus.
Feels like a case of the 'Mondays'
3:46 arty shell lands way the fuck off the screen. Claus "WTF!?"
Arty players "Happens all the time in arty"
Hi. I'm an SPG driver. I always knew the P stands for Propel, but I didn't know Propel meant you could move, I thought it had something to do with planes
Dynamic perspective montage.
claus raging about clown cars! lmao. "does a full roll and lands on wheels at 100 mph!
Love your shit Claus
"Musika...musika..musika, laa..la.la.laaa"
Claus love the dog, is it an Australian collie?
There are fast turtles and slow turtles. Each fulfill different roles.
3:42 your aiming dot or aiming circle did not align with the black crosshair when you're chasing your aim while traversing..
That’s me most days . But it’s more due to my bad play 😅
very cute doggie
Has Shirley been abducted by aliens?
Cute little doggie. But he (she?) has intelligent eyes - be prepared for surprises ;-)
De meaning off dpm now I get it 😂🤣😂🤣👍🏻
Let ALONE run into something. Like me LOL
So old I all most forgot the games till now
LMAO N0G0LD4U loved it anytime anyone anywhere kills a clown car I smile and think wow its a good day
Claus Attenborough 🐒🐢🐘
cha cha cha!
The game lasted fourteen and a half minutes, that'd such a bad argument xD
Arty is the best. I get same sh**. Have a lovely Monday
I thought yesterdays episode was the BIGGEST A$$HOLE....I was wrong
Between the dipwad players and the janky physics plus RNG screwing you over its not worth my time to play anymore. But its still fun to watch your vids.
Been there and then said might as well start my own game instead of spending time on something that makes me angry. If you're interested in tank games I can send you a link to my discord server to check it out
Oh sure, you take away their thick Russian armor, big guns, and big engines and what do you have, oh that's right a french tank.
I have noticed lately wot have made the game so all crew get injured really easy, most of your ammo richochets or misses, and your tank gets damaged really easily.
Bloom....
I think you need some anger management. o dear 🤪🤯 👍👍
Claus do you live alone? Love the vids, but sometimes when you get excited man your voice gets SO loud LOL can only imagine you must to be able to be that loud, my house would be staring me down to quiet down LOL, i have to adjust my volume when you get that way too lol.
Why is the loader bying farms in the middle of the battle?
Hey claus that shell landed over there cause you went pass your shot angle! I hardly play arty and i could see that easy what happen!
The loader is about to farm? Or what is he saying I don't understand xD
" The loader bought the farm "
It refers to someone deceased in a military accident or operation.
Phrase predates from World War II, but came into common use at that time due to the large numbers of training casualties due inexperienced pilots/crewmembers trained in aircraft that are much less reliable than today. Common accidents in rural areas would result in aircraft crashing into barns, fields, or rural property, resulting in damages.
Clown car must die is our ethos!
Me think the virus has gone to your head. You need vacation with Homer or whoever that dog is
Yeah, I stopped playing a couple of weeks ago. Amateur development methods combined with revolting business practices and an incredibly slow and useless balancing technique makes this game simply terrible if you don't own one of the tanks that WG has deemed as being OK, regardless of whether they are OP or not. Ranked is a joke. They nerfed the E5 after what? Days? Weeks? The 430U, ebola, chieftain and EBR have been in the game for literally years. The maps are broken as well, and have been basically since they've come out, with very little effort being invested into rebalancing them, if any at all. Just don't become toxic, don't rage. That's is what their business model is based on. Just stop playing and do something fun and/or useful with your money and time.
3:40... Me tryna explain to chat what happened, but NOOOOOOOO!! I'm a USELESS ARTY that NEEDS to UNINSTALL!!^^
Is the screaming necessary?
Please don't yell into the mike so much!
Reason why ebr is so broken is its made them so many hundreds of millions and they like money 🤑🤑🤑
the toilet is clogged?
the first clip haha wtf
The german TD for the same alpha of russian one has less DPM, much much less penetration, less shell velocity. German vehicle has less mobility; less power to weight; less terrain resistance in comparison with its weight; less armor; much much worse gun handling.
Even with the more penetration gun the german has less dpm and less penetration. This is the sense of balancing for Wargaming. It has too less mobility and so on. It is so indecent that German 128mm gun has worse gun handling than russian 152mm. This is, for Wargaming, balanced.
Borsig has indecent 207hp engine at tier VIII. It is a joke. Another question: Why Borsig has not gun depression? God knows why!
I'm noticing that when I shoot a russian tank my shell spread all along the reticle. When I shoot a german thank they goes in the middle of the reticle. It is fucking ridiculous.