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Ok Chris, lot of explaining: 0:52 - Saint Peter -> [PL] Święty Piotr, later named "Piotrek" (diminutive of "Piotr") 1:44 - Well, we are that bad sometimes ;) 2:16 - It's the phone number where you can report domestic abuse 2:25 - "fatso" is a slang term for someone fat - it's just for comedy purpose here 2:30 - Rubin is an old model of CCCP TV sets 2:55 - Poland has long story of wanting visas to US. Now we've been granted that but at the time of creating this show we were still yet to get them. 3:54 - That's why it's funny - he promised them something rather useless 4:36 - Simply she was a wife of 1st polish duke, Mieszko the 1st. I don't reemember if she was pretty or not, but it seems not ;) And Pamela refers ofc to Pamela Anderson :) 4:46 - Grunwald was and still is one of the biggest cause of pride for us Poles - Joint forces of Poles, Lithuanians, Tatars and others soundly defeated Teutonic Knights 6:42 - Lech Kaczyński and Jarosław (Jarek) Kaczyński, they are/were (in)famous (depending on who you support) right wing politicians (and brothers) 7:43 - "Strajku" is a genitive version of a word "Strajk", which means "strike" and it's pronounced similarly to its English (and German as well) version. 7:59 - In short, Lech Wałęsa took major part in freeing Poland from communists. He was kind of leader of all labor workers during the late times of Polish People's Republic (PRL) 9:57 - He simply nicknamed Lucyfer "Lucjan". It is funny because normally you wouldn't give any names to God or Devil, right? ;) And Lucjan is calling the God "Bogu" which is funny version of proper "Boże" ("God" in vocative form). 10:35 - Yes, it is improvised from that point until almost the very end, that is why the audience is having a good time (and those comedians as well). 11:16 - Yes, it was th-cam.com/video/Qu7JBenGD4E/w-d-xo.html 11:55 - And this song is th-cam.com/video/b6Gdg9hhOas/w-d-xo.html And it was popular once, as well. 12:03 - One of the post-IIWW conferences, during which it was decided that CCCP "took Poland under their umbrella", which we obviously didn't like. 14:02 - Now, he shouldn't be, that's why it's funny. 15:44 - Yes, Swiss Franks. Too much of explaining, sorry :D 16:45 - Probably Co**ine ;) 17:48 - Yes, it's a name of a peninsula in Poland, as well as the town at the end of it 20:52 - Again, it's Lech and Jarek ;)
Witam . Rubin -to odbiornik tv 📺 produkcji radzieckiej (ZSRR ) W czasach słusznie minionych, był w prawie każdym polskim domu ... Taka ciekawostka... Węgiel wydobywany w polskich kopalniach ,jechał do zsrr jako prezent dla naszych ,,przyjaciół"... A później ten sam węgiel musielismy od nich kupować ... I tak bylo z wieloma produktami wytwarzanymi w Polsce ... Taka to była ,,przyjaźń"... Kto żył w tamtych czasach ,ten wie ....😢 A to ,,dziadosto" do dziś twierdzi ,że przez lata nas utrzymywali i bez nich zdechli byśmy z głodu .... Pozdrawiam ...😊 Życzę dużych zasięgów ....😁
it is but this guy is either lacking some basic knowledge or just wants people to comment. Blue line is international concept, also, thinking that winter tyres are exclusive to Germany? -.- There was a couple more things already in the first minutes when I was like 'there is no way you don't get it'.
The Yalta Conference, also known as the Crimea Conference, was a meeting of the leaders of the anti-Hitler coalition (the so-called Big Three), held from February 4 to 11, 1945: USSR leader Joseph Stalin, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and US President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. It took place in the imperial palace in Livadia, south of Yalta in Crimea. For Poles, Yalta means betrayal by the USA and Great Britain in favor of the occupation of Poland by the Soviets . The Battle of Grunwald in 1410 marked the end of the Teutonic state in Pomerania (Prusy) composed of German monastic knights. After losing this battle, the Teutonic Order had to pay tribute to the Polish king . If you snort something white, you're suggesting cocaine use :)))))))
There are plenty of references to Polish history, politics and lyrics of famous Polish songs blue line - telephone where you can report and seek help in connection with domestic violence. But I have the impression that it was also supposed to be a joke related to the fact that blue is associated with the sky. (blue- niebieski, sky-niebo,heavenly-niebiański) Rubin - I think it's about the type of glasses. Although my first thought is a Soviet TV brand. It was once produced in Poland and very popular. visa to the USA. At the time this was recorded, Poles needed visas to go to the USA. From 2019, only an ESTA is needed for trips up to 90 days. Dobrawa - Czech princess, wife of Mieszko I. Their wedding was part of the Polish-Czech alliance and was related to the baptism of Poland (966). Not much is known about her. There is a common belief in Poland that Dobrawa was not pretty. It is not known whether this was true. There are conflicting sources about it from that period. It could also be due to the fact that at the time of her marriage to Mieszko, she was described as old. It's just worth taking into account that in the Middle Ages, girls got married when they were in their teens, and she could probably be a little over 20, and that's why it was considered an old wed to get married in those times. There is a film called "Krzyżacy" based on the school's compulsory reading and historical novel by Henryk Sienkiewicz. It presents the conflict between the Jagiellonian dynasty and the Teutonic Order. Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński. Twin brothers. They founded the right-wing political party PIS in 2001. Currently one of the two largest political parties in Poland. Lech Kaczyński was the Polish President. He died in an airplane accident in Smoleńsk. Lech Wałęsa - was an electrician at the Gdańsk shipyard. He was an important figure who took part in creating trade unions and fighting for rights during the Polish People's Republic, for which he was arrested many times. He was also with one of the people who sat at the round table in 1989. In 1990, he became the first president of Poland to be elected by general election. (I don't go to heaven) do nieba nie chodzę - Szymon Wydra. I would describe it as one of those old Polish hits. The original lyrics of the song are "będę brał cię w aucie" ("I'll take you in the car"), but they made a word play with the word Yalta.(aucie-Jałcie) Yalta Conference - established by the leader of the ZSSR Joseph Stalin, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and USA President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. For Poles, it mainly meant betrayal of Great Britain and the USA and leaving us to Stalin and the loss of eastern lands to the ZSSR. Credit in Swiss francs - a popular type of credit in Poland in 2005-2008. The price of the fean was extremely low back then, so it was worth taking it. Many people did not meet the conditions for a credit in PLN, but they did meet the conditions for a credit in Swiss francs, so many people took it. Back then, 1 franc was about 2zł, but after 2008 it quickly increased to 3.50zł and then to 5zł. Credits with low interest rates, which were considered the best at that time, led many people to bankruptcy after the exchange rate jump. Many people went to court at that time. something white, white powder - drugs Hel peninsula - fun fact, there used to be a bus line number 666 there. Unfortunately, it was removed a year ago 17:56 another reference to the song LiberxSylwia Grzeszczak - co z nami będzie 20:56 Lech and Jarosław Kaczyńśki
I think, that it could be about the different Blue Line: the hotline of the Polish Telecommunications SA - right after the privatization of this state-owned telephone company in 2002-2003. The company was bought by a French telecom that was unable to manage it. Among other things, it was impossible to call the hotline, and when you already connected with someone from customer service, the staff couldn't help, it was completely lost and ineffective. People told each other a lot of stories about it. The case was famous because at that time landline telephony was used more or less on an equal footing with mobile telephony. A scandal broke out and many, many jokes about the Blue Line and allusions to it. The French and their hotline became a symbol of comic incompetence and disgrace. When the French president of the company was fired and the management board was taken over by Poles, everything returned to normal in 2003.
Yes. Everything you wrote is correct. I would also add to this: 1. Gruby (Fat): In a sketch, Saint Peter addresses a fictional character called "Fat" with an offensive epithet, referring to their obesity. 2. Yes, it was an old Windows, and that's why Saint Peter promised something old and shabby, like a typical Polish politician. And that's why it was funny 🙂 3. And yes, in this version, there was improvisation. One of the actors improvised so much that even his fellow cabaret members found it hard to keep a straight faces.
Że nie zna Czubówny to rozumiem ale bez przesady o Lechu Wałęsie to nawet w Japonii słyszeli a niemiec w sąsiednim kraju nie? Poza tym jak niemiec może nie wiedzieć o Jałcie? I przede wszystkim po jaką cholerę oglądać skecz z danego kraju nie mając żadnej wiedzy o tym kraju?
@@fiokum8274 a choćby po to że oglądał inne polskie skecze i przypadły mu do gustu. Czasem trafisz na coś fajnego nawet w innym języku. Komedia jest międzynarodowa
Gość widać słabo zna również historię swojego kraju, skoro na hasło "Jałta" robi wielkie oczy; bądź co bądź zapadały tam ważne decyzje dotyczące Niemiec.
Lucjan - polish name. This joke is about that Lucjan is used as softer version of name Lucifer (i think that there's no need to explain who is Lucifer) :D
He forgot the text and had to improvise. God couldn't handle it 😁We have a penisula called Hel and for a long time there was a bus line 666 going there 🤣
The Teutonic Knights were monks, but the order was German. So it's not entirely a Polish-German war. On the part of the Teutonic Knights, half of Europe was fighting, and this is because the paper excommunicated Poland for these wars, which has not been lifted to this day. In the final phase, the Battle of Grunwald was more of a massacre of the Teutonic Knights than a battle. That is why, to this day, Germans do not like to mention it. But firstly, it was the biggest battle of those times, and secondly, many technical innovations were used. E.g. Poles drawbridge. It's worth reading. Interesting topic.
@@piotrsodel3077 Can you suggest a book with the reliable information about the battle of Grunwald? Would love to read it. I also recommend reading about the religion Teutonic Knghts practiced - it''s not what the regular history books tell.
Lechu and Jarek - Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński - twin brothers in our politics. Lech was a president of Poland - he died in 2010 in plane accident in Smoleńsk, Russia. Jarosław was and still is a president of rulling in 2005-2007 and 2015-2023 conservative party PiS. Lech Wałęsa - former president of Poland 1990-1995, Peace Nobel Prize laureate in 1983, leader of Solidarność movement in the 80's. The Gdańsk airport is named by his name. The name Lech is a name of founder of Poland in a legend. And you will not read it because it is too long. You asked more questions, but my comment is already too long.
@@Dukatovny Każda partia jest populistyczna. Popatrz na KałO. Tusek obiecał KPO zaraz po wyborach. Gdzie jest KPO? Wy naprawdę macie nasrane we łbach, że myślicie, iż jakikolwiek znaczący polityk o was dba.
I zaś zaczęło się polskie piekło… Zamiast spokojnie wytłumaczyć obcokrajowcowi zawiłości historyczne, społeczne i polityczne obecne w tym skeczu, to zaczęliście pierdyliardowy odcinek licytacji politycznej i światopoglądowej. A potem tak nas widzą: dwóch Polaków, trzy zdania i kłótnia ze wszystkimi. Wstyd…
11:10 Do nieba nie chodzę: th-cam.com/video/f1Lcnga0Sy0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=NlVjDkT3NJrGu3i2&t=54 12:20 Będę brał Cię: th-cam.com/video/b6Gdg9hhOas/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Vhan_WU3UKYH_ez4&t=42
On February 11, 1945, a conference of the Big Three of Joseph Stalin, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill was organized in Yalta, which to this day is a symbol of the betrayal of the Western allies towards Poland and their consent to subordinate Eastern Europe to the totalitarian Soviet empire.
@@Zwyczajny_polak Myślę że to Polak , który - jak wielu - poprostu napisał wiadomość po angielsku, by można było ad razu przeczytać ,bez tłumaczenia . Też tak chciałam zrobić . Pozdrawiam serdecznie.
Blue line - w tym wypadku chodzi o grę słów: - Błękitna lina - numer telefonu, gdzie możesz zgłosić fakt przemocy domowej, - blue - to znaczy także niebieska - jako kolor oraz jako pochodząca od słowa " niebo"- niebieska czyli niebiańska.
Sketch ist ziemlich alt, in diesem Fall bezieht sich "Błękitna Linia" eher auf den in den 2000er Jahren von der Telekomunikacja Polska (heute Orange) eingeführten Kundenbeziehungsmanagement-Dienst (CRM). Ten skecz jest dosyć stary, w tym wypadku "Błękitna Linia" to raczej wdrożona w latach dwutysięcznych przez Telekomunikację Polską (obecnie Orange) usługa zarządzania relacji z Klientami (CRM).
The Battle of Grunwald was one of the bloodiest battles of medieval Europe. The Polish-Lithuanian victory crushed the Teutonic Order, marking the end of the order's expansion along the southeastern Baltic coast and the beginning of the decline of its power
I think it is the best Polish comedy series I have ever seen and saddly now I realize that there are so many things related to Polish culture, politics and history of our country that can be easily misunderstood by someone abroad.
Some time ago some Poles took loans in Swiss francs, and after a few years the exchange rate increased and now they have high loan installments and lost a lot of money. It is a big issue in Poland, even some politicians talk about it.
@@benjakopieniok2054 Bzdura. Wychował się na polskiej wsi , w normalnej polskiej rodzinie. Jest książka o życiu Wałęsy, może najpierw się zapoznaj , zanim znów powtórzysz te internetowe bzdety.
These twins are Jarosław and Lech Kaczyński, creators of the PiS (the political party in power then). Lech Wałęsa was a head of Solidarność, and he was awarded the Nobel peace prize ;). Regarding loans in Swiss Franks, it was a popular issue back then, many ppl lost lots of money on it.
1410 the Battle of Grunwald (or Tannenberg for Germans) was the only date my history teacher wanted me to remember. It's so important because that battle was a game changer for the Central-Eastern Europe. Of course events took much more time to turn around but from that battle they started to slowly fall in place. In order to win against the Teutonic Knights Poland formed an alliance with the Duchy of Lithuania which was the last pagan state in Europe. Jagiello became the king of Poland and accepted Christianity and later christianised Lithuania. Lithuania at that time included modern Belarus and Ukraine i.e. the entire Kievan Rus which was Orthodox. So in the battle of Grunwald on the one side there were the Catholic Teutonic knights joined by knights from all over Western Europe, and on the other Polish Catholics, Lithuanian pagans, Ruthenian Orthodox, and Tatar Muslims. After winning that battle Poland convinced Vatican that conversion by force was a bad idea and it's better to do that out of people's free will. Poland and Lithuania created first a personal union and later a union of two nations that would jointly last nearly 500 years. That was the longest lasting union in Europe's history known as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth with was a multiethnic state with freedom of religion protected by law. Another outcome was the Teutonic knights were forced to pay for all the Polish property they raided and it was so much money that they went bankrupt. That later led to the creation of the Duchy of Prussia (a vassal of Poland) and the Royal Prussia (Poland's province). A century later, when the Protestant Revolution arrived into Poland, we avoided the bloodshed you had in Germany, even though most of Polish nobles and townsmen converted to various Protestant religions. All major Protestant Churches were active in Poland, and it was very common for brothers or husband and wife to go to different churches on Sunday. Of course we also had other religions, like the Armenian Church or the largest number of Jews in the world. Poland remained a multiethnic state until the end of WW2 when Hitler killed Jews and Stalin expelled Germans from Poland and Poles from our former Eastern territories which he annexed to the USSR. Today Poland is known as the most homogenous country in Europe but it's contrary to our history.
The thing about this specific show was that the 2 remaining actors on the stage were pranked (and clearly you can see how surprised they were) by the actor who played Lucjan (Lucifer) from the backstage. They were having script until the phone call - this is when Lucjan started going off the script, and this is why they've broke and laughed too.
To understand Neonówka's performances, you need to know the history of Poland quite well, plus know the most important people of this country, it's nice that despite your lack of knowledge about Poland, your reaction was quite positive, best regards
All these jokes are very local. The Battle of Grunwald was a victorious battle against all of Western Europe, after which there were no conflicts between Poland and any country of Western Europe for almost 400 years. Which was a phenomenon in Europe, where wars were one after another.
02:31 It was a brand of old cathode-ray-tube TVs produced in the Soviet Union, quite popular in Poland, and quite famous for catching fire when their paper capacitors dried out. 02:52 Well, long story short, despite Polish politicians butt-licking the U.S. for so long, Poland is probably the only European country which still needs visas for visiting U.S. So joking about "getting a visa" has become synonymous with something you can wait forever, kinda like the phrase "when the hell freezes over". 03:55 Yup, that's the point. Especially on a floppy disk. Although there might be a subtle joke about Polish government offices which often still use very dated hardware and software. 04:35 She was a Czech princess. And when I say "princess", I mean only the title, not the looks. He then says about Dratewka slaying her with a sulfur-stuffed sheep, which is part of a legend in which the slayed dragon has been replaced with Dobrava, the princess. She must have been very ugly ;) 06:40 The Kaczyński brothers (twins). One was a Polish president, the other was a head of the ruling party, PiS (Law & Justice, only by name though :q ). 07:58 Another Polish president, a Nobel prize laureate, one of the founders of Solidarność (Solidarity) movement. I'm surprised that you've never heard about him. 08:19 Poles are kinda like the Gauls in "Asterix & Obelix" - they want to be free and independent, so they're a pain in the arsch to authoritarian countries who want to dominate them, and always making trouble there by disobeying the rules. 08:58 Nope. He said that they've already been in hell, but even there they were unwelcome. Although this might suggest that Poles could withstand hell due to their perseverance they learned living in Poland. 09:09 Nope. "Piotrek" is just a diminutive of "Piotr" (Peter). It's like "little Pete" or "Petey". St. Peter is "Święty Piotr". 09:55 Well, it's Lucifer calling, but the God dude called him "Lucjan" to make his name sound Polish (Lucjan is a Polish name that came from the same Latin root word "lux" meaning "light"). It also suggests that God and Lucifer are bros, they know each other very well and they're in relatively good relations. 10:11 Krystyna Czubówna is known for her deep, soothing voice. That's probably what Lucian needs the most right now, considering the hangover & stuff ;) 10:33 Yup :) 12:48 My bet is on Fiodor Dostojewski, a Russian writer, the author of "Crime and Punishment". 14:01 Well, according to Hebrew mythology, he was one of the most prominent archangels of God, who was too ambitious and wanted to rule the world, because he believed that he can do that better than God. According to one legends, he was thrown away from the Heavens for mutiny and became a fallen angel. According to others, God let him prove himself by letting him rule the Earth, so that he could see for himself that it's not that easy, and that his ideas lead to hell on Earth, not the paradise that he thought he would bring. There's even a connection between the Latin name "Luciferrus" (the Light Bearer) and Prometheos from Greek mythology (which also means "the Light Bearer"), who was also kicked out of Mount Olympus (the Greek counterpart of the Heavens) for sharing the secrets of Gods with the Human kind (one of those secrets was how to make fire - the starting point of civilization and science). 15:43 There was a time when banks offered loans in CHF to Polish people, convincing them that it will be more beneficial to them due to conversion rates (which were good at that time). What they didn't tell them is that these rates are about to change, so lots of people got scammed and had to pay much more than they borrowed when the conversion rate of CHF skyrocketted. 14:43 Cocaine :J 17L:6 Yup. The little wiener In the middle of the northern coast. Technically it's "Hel" (with one "L"), not "Hell". But in speech, it sounds the same. 20:52 Well, in the original story, it was Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. But in this story, it's the Kaczyński brothers again.
2:49 This is a reference to visas to the USA that Poles applied for but did not receive, but here they are more likely talking about a visa to Heaven. 3:50 The joke here is that these are very bad promises. 3 million apartments to be built is an election promise (they have to build them to have them;). 4:39 Mieszko is King of Poland, he marries Dobrawa from the Czech and is baptized. 5:53 Word play on the word "układ". "Układ" - pact between swomeone or "Układ okresowy" - Periodic table 6:47 Politicians (Leaders) of PIS party. Twin broders Lech and Jarosław Kaczyńscy. 7:57 Polician (co-founder) of Solidarity party Lech Wałęsa. 9:58 Lucyfer calling and he name him Lucian (like softening of the name). Lucian is Polish first name. 12:35 Yalta is the peace conference after WW2. Poland end up under ZSRR ocupation. 15:44 Loan in francs. A big affair in Poland when it turned out that these favorable loans, which id&ts took out in francs, stopped being profitable after some time due to the change in the exchange rate of money. The government, trying to gain voters, launched programs to help franc loan borrowers. 16:46 Narcotics powder is white, and you inhale it. "Someting white you inhale I presume". 18:55 WW2 movie refenence from radio comunication. 20:54 Twin brothers again from 6:47
Worth mentioning that in 6:47 and 20:34 Lech Kaczyński wasn't some politician. He was the President of Poland, who died in the famous plane crash in Smoleńsk.
Rubin to telewizor lampowy, duzych rozmiarow,kolorowy, produkcji radzieckiej ( rosyjskiej),w ktorym sie czesto palily lampy. A niebieska linia to tzw telefon zaufania, numer dostepny 24h dla ludzi potrzebujacych pomocy.
Trudno zrozumieć jest wiele dowcipów jak nie mieszka się w Polsce Telewizor Rubin produkwany przez ZSSR w latach 80 To był pierwszy telewizor który miał stałe łącze ze Strażą Pożarną i nie trzeba było montować w Pokoju grzejnika na zimę
Jarosław i Lech Kaczyńscy to znani politycy w Polsce. Lech był kiedyś w Polsce prezydentem i gdy leciał do Smoleńska rozbił się i zmarł. Do dziś głosy są sporne czy to był zamach czy wypadek. A Jarosław żyje do dziś i jest przewodniczącym parti,, Prawo i sprawiedliwość". Szczerze nwm skąd biorą się te żarty o nich. Sam nigdy się nad tym nie zastanawiałem. To jest poprostu jak wgrane w naszą tożsamość narodową, nikt się nawet nad tym nie zastanawia takie to tu w sumie powszechne.
Blue line - is a helpline for domestic violence Lech & Jarek Kaczynski - Twin brothers that were accordingly President and Prime Minister of Poland, Lech died in Smolensk plane crash, Jarek still rules the biggest political party that ruled for last 8y and just lost in the last autumn elections Swiss Franks loans - people used to take loans in CHF in Poland (when they afford PLN loans) for flats. CHF raised significantly and after years of paying back they still owned more (converting PLN) than they took. Yalta - 2nd WW conference where Poland was left in Soviet influence zone, the song is based on a famous 80's polish song "W Aucie". In PL version it rhymes with Yalta "we we mee on a turn" is a reference to another polish song, drunk Lucifer loves to sing apparently
BLUE line it is wrong translation. At this transition should be some like sky-blue line what refer to the polish national phone company at past, which claimed that line to provide a technical support, send of service etc.
Rubin is kinda old tv set made in CCCP. It was something great to have one in late '80 but the colors where not clear, shifted and if you watch football match on this device, players where located 2cm above the color of their t-shirts. It was made with vacuum tubes and the working temperature was really high so it was possible to burn out not only device itself but the room in which it stands as well.
2:16 - NIEBIESKA LINIA (BLUE LINE in Poland) : National Emergency Service for Victims of Domestic Violence 2:30 rubin 714p - russian color TV receiver from the 1950's... for example: pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubin_(telewizor) 2:53 we cannot obtain a visa to the USA :)
Blue Line - this is the so-called helpline. An ambiguity was used here, because blue line can also be translated as heaven line. RUBIN was a popular TV set during the Polish People's Republic. Regarding visas, for a long time obtaining a visa in Poland was almost impossible. Yes, the reference to Windows 95 is also mocking, i.e. "we promise you something that is outdated and no longer needed, and you will be happy with it." And the sketch is probably from 2015, not 2000 ;) Yes, in Poland we have three types of car tires: winter, summer and all-season ;) Lech and Jarek - a reference to the Kaczyński twin-brothers (Lech was the president of Poland, he died in the Smolensk disaster). Please... Lech Wałęsa was the president of Poland, one of the most popular Polish presidents, also a Nobel Prize winner. de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lech_Wa%C5%82%C4%99sa 9:54 Here the actor made a mistake and used the name Lucjan instead of Lucifer. Lucek may be a diminutive of Lucifer and Lucjan. 10:38 yes, there was partial improvisation here and that's why this skit is one of the best 😂 11:16 th-cam.com/video/Qu7JBenGD4E/w-d-xo.html - here is that song. 12:10 - The Yalta Conference, which had a decisive significance for the fate of post-war Europe, began on February 4, 1945. It became a symbol of the Allies' betrayal of Poland and their consent to subordination. The song is from the once popular song "I'll take you in the car" - link: th-cam.com/video/e3TekPV15Qg/w-d-xo.html 15:35 Loans in Swiss francs were very popular in Poland due to low costs - now there are problems with repayment, after the Swiss franc skyrocketed a few years ago. 16:45 - "something white", a reference to amphetamine - white is also associated with purity and God. 16:59 - The idea was to ring the bell via a rope held by the actor. We have a peninsula called Hel (like the element), but there is a reference to Hell. And the next sequence "what will happen to us when we find ourselves at a bend" is a quote from a popular song. NeoNówka as a cabaret consists only of these three people, but in addition to them there is also a music band and a whole staff of people responsible for the control room, lighting, etc. Disulfiram works by blocking an enzyme that is involved in the breakdown of alcohol. Therefore, it causes increased feelings related to alcohol poisoning and its consequences. In exc The term "Action 'Wszywka'" was used in the sketches. This action helps people addicted to alcohol. Ancient Rome - another reference to the Kaczyński twin-brothers (Jarosław and Lech).
Poszedłeś do tego bez jakiegokolwiek przygotowania. To są historyczne i regionalne kwestie. Ciężkie do zrozumienia dla osoby nie znającej historii i przede wszystkim mentalności. Mimo wszystko dzięki 🤭👍
Blue Line (Polish: Błękitna Lina) it used to be a hotline for the national landline telecommunications (incl. early internet) provider. You could barely get your problems solved over this hotline. Mainly due to huge queues. Some say that the capacity was deliberately shrunk down so that the customers would be unsuccessful in reporting their claims or terminating their telecom. contracts.
'calling from rope' most likely means old stationary telephones with the connection through the wire Hel (with one l) is a town and a peninsula on the Baltic sea, many Polish (and Germans) go there to spend summer holidays because of beautiful sandy beaches We were laughing our heads off when we were sent there for the course of marine biology and saw the sign 'Welcome to Hel' :D The photo of this avatar is made there (so it's me in Hel). It's a famous Polish yacht Gedania stationed there, they were the first sailing ship ever who made a trip around the world not along the equator but through around the North and South poles.
4:35 in 966 there was a "Crzest Polski". The King of Poland had to marry the princess. They laugh that the woman did not have the beauty of Pamela Anderson, that she was ugly.
Loan in francs - Shortly before this happened, loans in francs became very popular in Poland and then suddenly world crisis came and hit hard. People that got that loans in francs are paying them off to this day and the total sum they had to pay off is more than twice of what they would have to pay if they took it in polish złoty.. Their matters are important thing in politics to this day as there's enough of them to make a difference in elections. And the deeper backstory is that the guy that played the God in this one had taken such loan, or so he said in a later interview about how this epic improvisation on stage with them laughing by being taken off guard happened. (This is by many considered the best cabaret in polish history). As for Lech and Jarek/Jarosław - Those are twins that were active in Polish politics. Lech became president somewhere before that time (later died in airplane catastrophe in Smoleńsk) and the leader of PIS part to this day (previous ruling party, and I think at the time PIS just won elections ) Lech Wałęsa was first polish non-communist president and leader od Solidarność movement which helped to overthrow communism in Poland. At the time he was considered a hero by some poles (later there came out things that changed a lot how he's seen now)
the thing with rope is quite simple, old phones from 80s/early 90s were two connected parts earpiece/receiver and main phone station where you choose numbers and lucjan by asking if god's calling from rope meant to ask if he still has old phone
One of me favorite performances ever and yeah, I bet it is very hard to understand all the references without living in Poland for a long while. Especially the part with Lucifer, Lucy just throws random cultural and political references and it's all improvised, I remember how much I laughed at it as a teen 😂 there's only a few other performances that had me rolling so much
if it comes to tiers - yeah we have difrient tipes of tiers. We have 2 types of winter - for snow/mud and for wet, summer and all season. In big cities people prefer to use all season but in smaller towns and on the countrysides different types are used more often due to less traffic, which means that the roads are more snow-covered in winter. Additionally, people living in apartments often have no place to keep two sets of tires.
I was in this new one, it was terrible, they did a good job. But if any of you are close to Wiślica, there is also a museum, the best one I have seen so far. Films on the walls with lasers marking the bricks on the walls. I recommend it, come by, it's worth the ticket price of PLN 20.
I know the guys from Neo Nowówka personally. A friend of mine went to the same class with Radek (God) at school. I once received a very nice T-shirt from them.
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Ten kabaret nagrał również wizję tego skeczu jakby grali go za 50 lat
Jeszcze bardziej zabawne
Trumny też odnich
Polecam kabaret: Ani Mru Mru " Kakakask"😂😂😂😂
Ich empfehle Kabarett : Ani Mru Mru " Kakakask"
😂😂
Ok Chris, lot of explaining:
0:52 - Saint Peter -> [PL] Święty Piotr, later named "Piotrek" (diminutive of "Piotr")
1:44 - Well, we are that bad sometimes ;)
2:16 - It's the phone number where you can report domestic abuse
2:25 - "fatso" is a slang term for someone fat - it's just for comedy purpose here
2:30 - Rubin is an old model of CCCP TV sets
2:55 - Poland has long story of wanting visas to US. Now we've been granted that but at the time of creating this show we were still yet to get them.
3:54 - That's why it's funny - he promised them something rather useless
4:36 - Simply she was a wife of 1st polish duke, Mieszko the 1st. I don't reemember if she was pretty or not, but it seems not ;) And Pamela refers ofc to Pamela Anderson :)
4:46 - Grunwald was and still is one of the biggest cause of pride for us Poles - Joint forces of Poles, Lithuanians, Tatars and others soundly defeated Teutonic Knights
6:42 - Lech Kaczyński and Jarosław (Jarek) Kaczyński, they are/were (in)famous (depending on who you support) right wing politicians (and brothers)
7:43 - "Strajku" is a genitive version of a word "Strajk", which means "strike" and it's pronounced similarly to its English (and German as well) version.
7:59 - In short, Lech Wałęsa took major part in freeing Poland from communists. He was kind of leader of all labor workers during the late times of Polish People's Republic (PRL)
9:57 - He simply nicknamed Lucyfer "Lucjan". It is funny because normally you wouldn't give any names to God or Devil, right? ;) And Lucjan is calling the God "Bogu" which is funny version of proper "Boże" ("God" in vocative form).
10:35 - Yes, it is improvised from that point until almost the very end, that is why the audience is having a good time (and those comedians as well).
11:16 - Yes, it was th-cam.com/video/Qu7JBenGD4E/w-d-xo.html
11:55 - And this song is th-cam.com/video/b6Gdg9hhOas/w-d-xo.html And it was popular once, as well.
12:03 - One of the post-IIWW conferences, during which it was decided that CCCP "took Poland under their umbrella", which we obviously didn't like.
14:02 - Now, he shouldn't be, that's why it's funny.
15:44 - Yes, Swiss Franks. Too much of explaining, sorry :D
16:45 - Probably Co**ine ;)
17:48 - Yes, it's a name of a peninsula in Poland, as well as the town at the end of it
20:52 - Again, it's Lech and Jarek ;)
@@Maciej_77 super to rozpisałeś 💪🤗
@@asiav3136 Dzięki :) Nie wiem tylko nic o co chodzi z wszywką
Witam .
Rubin -to odbiornik tv 📺 produkcji radzieckiej (ZSRR )
W czasach słusznie minionych, był w prawie każdym polskim domu ...
Taka ciekawostka...
Węgiel wydobywany w polskich kopalniach ,jechał do zsrr jako prezent dla naszych ,,przyjaciół"...
A później ten sam węgiel musielismy od nich kupować ...
I tak bylo z wieloma produktami wytwarzanymi w Polsce ...
Taka to była ,,przyjaźń"...
Kto żył w tamtych czasach ,ten wie ....😢
A to ,,dziadosto" do dziś twierdzi ,że przez lata nas utrzymywali i bez nich zdechli byśmy z głodu ....
Pozdrawiam ...😊
Życzę dużych zasięgów ....😁
a dzisiaj jest inaczej? patrz jak ukraina nas wyruchała w zeszłym roku z węglem - bez mydła :)
ta Rubin robił w domu za TV i ogrzewanie. Te wagony na których był węgiel tez sobie zostawiali.
A po angielsku lub niemiecku?😂
Rubin - ein alter Fernseher aus den 80er oder noch 90er in Polen
@@Sokol_.Sokolowskiniech sobie przetłumaczy, najlepiej wszystko podać na tacy...
So many references to polish history, politic and culture. It is hard to explain to foreigners.
it is but this guy is either lacking some basic knowledge or just wants people to comment. Blue line is international concept, also, thinking that winter tyres are exclusive to Germany? -.- There was a couple more things already in the first minutes when I was like 'there is no way you don't get it'.
The Yalta Conference, also known as the Crimea Conference, was a meeting of the leaders of the anti-Hitler coalition (the so-called Big Three), held from February 4 to 11, 1945: USSR leader Joseph Stalin, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and US President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. It took place in the imperial palace in Livadia, south of Yalta in Crimea. For Poles, Yalta means betrayal by the USA and Great Britain in favor of the occupation of Poland by the Soviets . The Battle of Grunwald in 1410 marked the end of the Teutonic state in Pomerania (Prusy) composed of German monastic knights. After losing this battle, the Teutonic Order had to pay tribute to the Polish king . If you snort something white, you're suggesting cocaine use :)))))))
Just to add to it. The original words of the song are "I'll be taking you in a car" rather than in Yalta.
@@sylwiatime but in polish sounds similar and I will take you means haveing sex or take you as take a country or something for yourself like stealing
This is an improvised sketch. Best one. Hard to explain to people not from Poland. Really Chris, just watch 😂
There are so much things connected to polish music, history and common culture, that its very hard to catch by foregners.
There are plenty of references to Polish history, politics and lyrics of famous Polish songs
blue line - telephone where you can report and seek help in connection with domestic violence. But I have the impression that it was also supposed to be a joke related to the fact that blue is associated with the sky. (blue- niebieski, sky-niebo,heavenly-niebiański)
Rubin - I think it's about the type of glasses. Although my first thought is a Soviet TV brand. It was once produced in Poland and very popular.
visa to the USA. At the time this was recorded, Poles needed visas to go to the USA. From 2019, only an ESTA is needed for trips up to 90 days.
Dobrawa - Czech princess, wife of Mieszko I. Their wedding was part of the Polish-Czech alliance and was related to the baptism of Poland (966). Not much is known about her. There is a common belief in Poland that Dobrawa was not pretty. It is not known whether this was true. There are conflicting sources about it from that period. It could also be due to the fact that at the time of her marriage to Mieszko, she was described as old. It's just worth taking into account that in the Middle Ages, girls got married when they were in their teens, and she could probably be a little over 20, and that's why it was considered an old wed to get married in those times.
There is a film called "Krzyżacy" based on the school's compulsory reading and historical novel by Henryk Sienkiewicz. It presents the conflict between the Jagiellonian dynasty and the Teutonic Order.
Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński. Twin brothers. They founded the right-wing political party PIS in 2001. Currently one of the two largest political parties in Poland. Lech Kaczyński was the Polish President. He died in an airplane accident in Smoleńsk.
Lech Wałęsa - was an electrician at the Gdańsk shipyard. He was an important figure who took part in creating trade unions and fighting for rights during the Polish People's Republic, for which he was arrested many times. He was also with one of the people who sat at the round table in 1989. In 1990, he became the first president of Poland to be elected by general election.
(I don't go to heaven) do nieba nie chodzę - Szymon Wydra. I would describe it as one of those old Polish hits.
The original lyrics of the song are "będę brał cię w aucie" ("I'll take you in the car"), but they made a word play with the word Yalta.(aucie-Jałcie)
Yalta Conference - established by the leader of the ZSSR Joseph Stalin, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and USA President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. For Poles, it mainly meant betrayal of Great Britain and the USA and leaving us to Stalin and the loss of eastern lands to the ZSSR.
Credit in Swiss francs - a popular type of credit in Poland in 2005-2008. The price of the fean was extremely low back then, so it was worth taking it. Many people did not meet the conditions for a credit in PLN, but they did meet the conditions for a credit in Swiss francs, so many people took it. Back then, 1 franc was about 2zł, but after 2008 it quickly increased to 3.50zł and then to 5zł. Credits with low interest rates, which were considered the best at that time, led many people to bankruptcy after the exchange rate jump. Many people went to court at that time.
something white, white powder - drugs
Hel peninsula - fun fact, there used to be a bus line number 666 there. Unfortunately, it was removed a year ago
17:56 another reference to the song LiberxSylwia Grzeszczak - co z nami będzie
20:56 Lech and Jarosław Kaczyńśki
I think, that it could be about the different Blue Line: the hotline of the Polish Telecommunications SA - right after the privatization of this state-owned telephone company in 2002-2003. The company was bought by a French telecom that was unable to manage it. Among other things, it was impossible to call the hotline, and when you already connected with someone from customer service, the staff couldn't help, it was completely lost and ineffective. People told each other a lot of stories about it. The case was famous because at that time landline telephony was used more or less on an equal footing with mobile telephony. A scandal broke out and many, many jokes about the Blue Line and allusions to it. The French and their hotline became a symbol of comic incompetence and disgrace. When the French president of the company was fired and the management board was taken over by Poles, everything returned to normal in 2003.
Beauty ✨
Yes. Everything you wrote is correct. I would also add to this:
1. Gruby (Fat): In a sketch, Saint Peter addresses a fictional character called "Fat" with an offensive epithet, referring to their obesity.
2. Yes, it was an old Windows, and that's why Saint Peter promised something old and shabby, like a typical Polish politician. And that's why it was funny 🙂
3. And yes, in this version, there was improvisation. One of the actors improvised so much that even his fellow cabaret members found it hard to keep a straight faces.
Nikt kto nie zna polskiej historii, nie zrozumie tego skeczu.
dlatego chce sie dowiedziec i git...i widac ze nic nie uczyli sie o naszym kraju na krutki czas jest wymazana z ich histori..
Że nie zna Czubówny to rozumiem ale bez przesady o Lechu Wałęsie to nawet w Japonii słyszeli a niemiec w sąsiednim kraju nie? Poza tym jak niemiec może nie wiedzieć o Jałcie? I przede wszystkim po jaką cholerę oglądać skecz z danego kraju nie mając żadnej wiedzy o tym kraju?
@@fiokum8274 a choćby po to że oglądał inne polskie skecze i przypadły mu do gustu. Czasem trafisz na coś fajnego nawet w innym języku. Komedia jest międzynarodowa
@@fiokum8274 A może , żeby się czegoś dowiedzieć?
Gość widać słabo zna również historię swojego kraju, skoro na hasło "Jałta" robi wielkie oczy; bądź co bądź zapadały tam ważne decyzje dotyczące Niemiec.
Lucjan - polish name. This joke is about that Lucjan is used as softer version of name Lucifer (i think that there's no need to explain who is Lucifer) :D
Tu jest tak dużo odniesień do osób, historii,polityki,slangu, piosenek, kultury, że obcokrajowiec nie ma szans nawet połowy żartów zrozumieć..
Opony zimowe są w całej Europie a nie tylko w Niemczech i Polsce 😊
W całej Europie na pewno nie, bo we Włoszech nie mają😉
@@TeresaDembekA skąd wiesz że nie mają😀?
@@TeresaDembek i niestety nie masz racji bo nawet we Włoszech obowiązkowe są opony zimowe
He forgot the text and had to improvise. God couldn't handle it 😁We have a penisula called Hel and for a long time there was a bus line 666 going there 🤣
Ta ale hel to po angielsku helium a nie hell
@@Asfalt77 Ale wymowa ta sama
✨And that's the joke✨
Now the buss line number is 669, so i think grandmas are even more mad
From a German perspective you might know Grunwald as Tannenberg.
The Teutonic Knights were monks, but the order was German. So it's not entirely a Polish-German war. On the part of the Teutonic Knights, half of Europe was fighting, and this is because the paper excommunicated Poland for these wars, which has not been lifted to this day.
In the final phase, the Battle of Grunwald was more of a massacre of the Teutonic Knights than a battle. That is why, to this day, Germans do not like to mention it. But firstly, it was the biggest battle of those times, and secondly, many technical innovations were used. E.g. Poles drawbridge. It's worth reading. Interesting topic.
@@piotrsodel3077 You could say that the other side of Europe was on the other side too 😉
Lithuanians, Ruthenians, Poles, Lipka Tatars etc.
Most pontonowy nie zwodzony
@@piotrsodel3077 Can you suggest a book with the reliable information about the battle of Grunwald? Would love to read it. I also recommend reading about the religion Teutonic Knghts practiced - it''s not what the regular history books tell.
Neonówka to jeden z najlepszych polskich kabaretów...
Lechu and Jarek - Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński - twin brothers in our politics. Lech was a president of Poland - he died in 2010 in plane accident in Smoleńsk, Russia. Jarosław was and still is a president of rulling in 2005-2007 and 2015-2023 conservative party PiS. Lech Wałęsa - former president of Poland 1990-1995, Peace Nobel Prize laureate in 1983, leader of Solidarność movement in the 80's. The Gdańsk airport is named by his name. The name Lech is a name of founder of Poland in a legend. And you will not read it because it is too long. You asked more questions, but my comment is already too long.
Pis to partia konserwatywna ? Good joke.
@@palaczos87 a co, może liberalna?
ona jest populistyczna
@@Dukatovny Każda partia jest populistyczna. Popatrz na KałO. Tusek obiecał KPO zaraz po wyborach. Gdzie jest KPO? Wy naprawdę macie nasrane we łbach, że myślicie, iż jakikolwiek znaczący polityk o was dba.
I zaś zaczęło się polskie piekło… Zamiast spokojnie wytłumaczyć obcokrajowcowi zawiłości historyczne, społeczne i polityczne obecne w tym skeczu, to zaczęliście pierdyliardowy odcinek licytacji politycznej i światopoglądowej. A potem tak nas widzą: dwóch Polaków, trzy zdania i kłótnia ze wszystkimi. Wstyd…
"Battle of Grunwald" in Germany is known as the First Battle of Tannenberg (aka erste Schlacht bei Tannenberg)
Ahhhhh..... Polska , to stan umysłu, trzeba się tu urodzić żeby to zrozumieć 😅 pozdawiam serdecznie 😁 i skąd w ogóle mam to na stronie głównej ? xD
11:10 Do nieba nie chodzę: th-cam.com/video/f1Lcnga0Sy0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=NlVjDkT3NJrGu3i2&t=54
12:20 Będę brał Cię: th-cam.com/video/b6Gdg9hhOas/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Vhan_WU3UKYH_ez4&t=42
On February 11, 1945, a conference of the Big Three of Joseph Stalin, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill was organized in Yalta, which to this day is a symbol of the betrayal of the Western allies towards Poland and their consent to subordinate Eastern Europe to the totalitarian Soviet empire.
0:29 co znam będzie gdy znajdziemy się na zakręcie th-cam.com/video/fgpRTeKGl20/w-d-xo.html
Blue Line is where you can report cases of home/family abuse like a violent husband.
Jedyny obco krajowiec który rozumie co to błękitna linia
@@Zwyczajny_polak Myślę że to Polak , który - jak wielu - poprostu napisał wiadomość po angielsku, by można było ad razu przeczytać ,bez tłumaczenia . Też tak chciałam zrobić . Pozdrawiam serdecznie.
Błękitna czy niebieska...niby to samo ale jest różnica
Blue line - w tym wypadku chodzi o grę słów:
- Błękitna lina - numer telefonu, gdzie możesz zgłosić fakt przemocy domowej,
- blue - to znaczy także niebieska - jako kolor oraz jako pochodząca od słowa " niebo"- niebieska czyli niebiańska.
Sketch ist ziemlich alt, in diesem Fall bezieht sich "Błękitna Linia" eher auf den in den 2000er Jahren von der Telekomunikacja Polska (heute Orange) eingeführten Kundenbeziehungsmanagement-Dienst (CRM).
Ten skecz jest dosyć stary, w tym wypadku "Błękitna Linia" to raczej wdrożona w latach dwutysięcznych przez Telekomunikację Polską (obecnie Orange) usługa zarządzania relacji z Klientami (CRM).
The Battle of Grunwald was one of the bloodiest battles of medieval Europe. The Polish-Lithuanian victory crushed the Teutonic Order, marking the end of the order's expansion along the southeastern Baltic coast and the beginning of the decline of its power
I think it is the best Polish comedy series I have ever seen and saddly now I realize that there are so many things related to Polish culture, politics and history of our country that can be easily misunderstood by someone abroad.
Some time ago some Poles took loans in Swiss francs, and after a few years the exchange rate increased and now they have high loan installments and lost a lot of money. It is a big issue in Poland, even some politicians talk about it.
We used to need a visa to enter the United States. And the ruby is an old TV set, produced in the USSR
Mnie komletnie kabaret się nie podoba🤔
Its not true, we dont need Visa to US now. But it was in past
Widzisz kolego niemiecki, Polacy potrafią się z siebie śmiać.
Ostatnio to coś nie bardzo😢
Ja oglądając skecz śmiałam się z niemca.
Jeszcze jest wersja Niebo 2060 jak spotykają się po latach 😂 też się usmiejesz
2:55 right now we don't need visas to the USA anymore, but at the time it was recorded we did need to apply for visas
The comedian acting God had been refused a loan in CHF at that time to buy an apartment. So it was personal joke.
Wałęsa będzie niepocieszony, jak się dowie, że młodsze pokolenia Europejczyków już nie rozpoznają noblysty :P
Lejba
@@benjakopieniok2054 Bzdura. Wychował się na polskiej wsi , w normalnej polskiej rodzinie. Jest książka o życiu Wałęsy, może najpierw się zapoznaj , zanim znów powtórzysz te internetowe bzdety.
Uwielbiam Polaków za intelekt,wiedzę i poczucie humoru.
These twins are Jarosław and Lech Kaczyński, creators of the PiS (the political party in power then). Lech Wałęsa was a head of Solidarność, and he was awarded the Nobel peace prize ;). Regarding loans in Swiss Franks, it was a popular issue back then, many ppl lost lots of money on it.
Z tym bolkiem, to Ci się udało 😢
@@benjakopieniok2054 nie ma co opowiadać na siłę za granicą, bo wstyd.
1410 the Battle of Grunwald (or Tannenberg for Germans) was the only date my history teacher wanted me to remember. It's so important because that battle was a game changer for the Central-Eastern Europe. Of course events took much more time to turn around but from that battle they started to slowly fall in place. In order to win against the Teutonic Knights Poland formed an alliance with the Duchy of Lithuania which was the last pagan state in Europe. Jagiello became the king of Poland and accepted Christianity and later christianised Lithuania. Lithuania at that time included modern Belarus and Ukraine i.e. the entire Kievan Rus which was Orthodox. So in the battle of Grunwald on the one side there were the Catholic Teutonic knights joined by knights from all over Western Europe, and on the other Polish Catholics, Lithuanian pagans, Ruthenian Orthodox, and Tatar Muslims. After winning that battle Poland convinced Vatican that conversion by force was a bad idea and it's better to do that out of people's free will. Poland and Lithuania created first a personal union and later a union of two nations that would jointly last nearly 500 years. That was the longest lasting union in Europe's history known as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth with was a multiethnic state with freedom of religion protected by law. Another outcome was the Teutonic knights were forced to pay for all the Polish property they raided and it was so much money that they went bankrupt. That later led to the creation of the Duchy of Prussia (a vassal of Poland) and the Royal Prussia (Poland's province). A century later, when the Protestant Revolution arrived into Poland, we avoided the bloodshed you had in Germany, even though most of Polish nobles and townsmen converted to various Protestant religions. All major Protestant Churches were active in Poland, and it was very common for brothers or husband and wife to go to different churches on Sunday. Of course we also had other religions, like the Armenian Church or the largest number of Jews in the world. Poland remained a multiethnic state until the end of WW2 when Hitler killed Jews and Stalin expelled Germans from Poland and Poles from our former Eastern territories which he annexed to the USSR. Today Poland is known as the most homogenous country in Europe but it's contrary to our history.
The thing about this specific show was that the 2 remaining actors on the stage were pranked (and clearly you can see how surprised they were) by the actor who played Lucjan (Lucifer) from the backstage. They were having script until the phone call - this is when Lucjan started going off the script, and this is why they've broke and laughed too.
Lech Wałęsa - zdobywca Pokojowej Nagrody Nobla! Bardzo wazna postac przywodca Solidarności
To understand Neonówka's performances, you need to know the history of Poland quite well, plus know the most important people of this country, it's nice that despite your lack of knowledge about Poland, your reaction was quite positive, best regards
Jakie smutne... Brak podstawowej wiedzy nawet o Jałcie...
All these jokes are very local. The Battle of Grunwald was a victorious battle against all of Western Europe, after which there were no conflicts between Poland and any country of Western Europe for almost 400 years. Which was a phenomenon in Europe, where wars were one after another.
02:31 It was a brand of old cathode-ray-tube TVs produced in the Soviet Union, quite popular in Poland, and quite famous for catching fire when their paper capacitors dried out.
02:52 Well, long story short, despite Polish politicians butt-licking the U.S. for so long, Poland is probably the only European country which still needs visas for visiting U.S. So joking about "getting a visa" has become synonymous with something you can wait forever, kinda like the phrase "when the hell freezes over".
03:55 Yup, that's the point. Especially on a floppy disk. Although there might be a subtle joke about Polish government offices which often still use very dated hardware and software.
04:35 She was a Czech princess. And when I say "princess", I mean only the title, not the looks. He then says about Dratewka slaying her with a sulfur-stuffed sheep, which is part of a legend in which the slayed dragon has been replaced with Dobrava, the princess. She must have been very ugly ;)
06:40 The Kaczyński brothers (twins). One was a Polish president, the other was a head of the ruling party, PiS (Law & Justice, only by name though :q ).
07:58 Another Polish president, a Nobel prize laureate, one of the founders of Solidarność (Solidarity) movement. I'm surprised that you've never heard about him.
08:19 Poles are kinda like the Gauls in "Asterix & Obelix" - they want to be free and independent, so they're a pain in the arsch to authoritarian countries who want to dominate them, and always making trouble there by disobeying the rules.
08:58 Nope. He said that they've already been in hell, but even there they were unwelcome. Although this might suggest that Poles could withstand hell due to their perseverance they learned living in Poland.
09:09 Nope. "Piotrek" is just a diminutive of "Piotr" (Peter). It's like "little Pete" or "Petey". St. Peter is "Święty Piotr".
09:55 Well, it's Lucifer calling, but the God dude called him "Lucjan" to make his name sound Polish (Lucjan is a Polish name that came from the same Latin root word "lux" meaning "light"). It also suggests that God and Lucifer are bros, they know each other very well and they're in relatively good relations.
10:11 Krystyna Czubówna is known for her deep, soothing voice. That's probably what Lucian needs the most right now, considering the hangover & stuff ;)
10:33 Yup :)
12:48 My bet is on Fiodor Dostojewski, a Russian writer, the author of "Crime and Punishment".
14:01 Well, according to Hebrew mythology, he was one of the most prominent archangels of God, who was too ambitious and wanted to rule the world, because he believed that he can do that better than God. According to one legends, he was thrown away from the Heavens for mutiny and became a fallen angel. According to others, God let him prove himself by letting him rule the Earth, so that he could see for himself that it's not that easy, and that his ideas lead to hell on Earth, not the paradise that he thought he would bring. There's even a connection between the Latin name "Luciferrus" (the Light Bearer) and Prometheos from Greek mythology (which also means "the Light Bearer"), who was also kicked out of Mount Olympus (the Greek counterpart of the Heavens) for sharing the secrets of Gods with the Human kind (one of those secrets was how to make fire - the starting point of civilization and science).
15:43 There was a time when banks offered loans in CHF to Polish people, convincing them that it will be more beneficial to them due to conversion rates (which were good at that time). What they didn't tell them is that these rates are about to change, so lots of people got scammed and had to pay much more than they borrowed when the conversion rate of CHF skyrocketted.
14:43 Cocaine :J
17L:6 Yup. The little wiener In the middle of the northern coast. Technically it's "Hel" (with one "L"), not "Hell". But in speech, it sounds the same.
20:52 Well, in the original story, it was Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. But in this story, it's the Kaczyński brothers again.
,,Rubin,, to radziecki telewizor słynący z samozapłonu.
19:55 Peter came, was the voice of the devil and created an improvisation that was a success. He got applause for that.
2:49 This is a reference to visas to the USA that Poles applied for but did not receive, but here they are more likely talking about a visa to Heaven.
3:50 The joke here is that these are very bad promises. 3 million apartments to be built is an election promise (they have to build them to have them;).
4:39 Mieszko is King of Poland, he marries Dobrawa from the Czech and is baptized.
5:53 Word play on the word "układ". "Układ" - pact between swomeone or "Układ okresowy" - Periodic table
6:47 Politicians (Leaders) of PIS party. Twin broders Lech and Jarosław Kaczyńscy.
7:57 Polician (co-founder) of Solidarity party Lech Wałęsa.
9:58 Lucyfer calling and he name him Lucian (like softening of the name). Lucian is Polish first name.
12:35 Yalta is the peace conference after WW2. Poland end up under ZSRR ocupation.
15:44 Loan in francs. A big affair in Poland when it turned out that these favorable loans, which id&ts took out in francs, stopped being profitable after some time due to the change in the exchange rate of money. The government, trying to gain voters, launched programs to help franc loan borrowers.
16:46 Narcotics powder is white, and you inhale it. "Someting white you inhale I presume".
18:55 WW2 movie refenence from radio comunication.
20:54 Twin brothers again from 6:47
Mieszko nie był królem
Worth mentioning that in 6:47 and 20:34 Lech Kaczyński wasn't some politician. He was the President of Poland, who died in the famous plane crash in Smoleńsk.
@@babajagasimsy To nie ma znaczenia w kwesti tego kabaretu.
Lech Wałęsa - Solidarność,pokojowy Nobel,prezydent ❤️🇵🇱
Pozdrawiam serdecznie wszystkich Niemców ❤
Rubin to telewizor lampowy, duzych rozmiarow,kolorowy, produkcji radzieckiej ( rosyjskiej),w ktorym sie czesto palily lampy. A niebieska linia to tzw telefon zaufania, numer dostepny 24h dla ludzi potrzebujacych pomocy.
Trudno zrozumieć jest wiele dowcipów jak nie mieszka się w Polsce Telewizor Rubin produkwany przez ZSSR w latach 80 To był pierwszy telewizor który miał stałe łącze ze Strażą Pożarną i nie trzeba było montować w Pokoju grzejnika na zimę
Jarosław i Lech Kaczyńscy to znani politycy w Polsce. Lech był kiedyś w Polsce prezydentem i gdy leciał do Smoleńska rozbił się i zmarł. Do dziś głosy są sporne czy to był zamach czy wypadek. A Jarosław żyje do dziś i jest przewodniczącym parti,, Prawo i sprawiedliwość". Szczerze nwm skąd biorą się te żarty o nich. Sam nigdy się nad tym nie zastanawiałem. To jest poprostu jak wgrane w naszą tożsamość narodową, nikt się nawet nad tym nie zastanawia takie to tu w sumie powszechne.
Bez znajomości języka polskiego, historii, idiomów, współczesnej Polski, wieloznaczności słów trudno wychwycić skecze (żarty).
"Blue Line" -This was the name of the info line at one of the GSM operators in Poland . Rubin - Wery old TV set but all now it
Blue line - is a helpline for domestic violence
Lech & Jarek Kaczynski - Twin brothers that were accordingly President and Prime Minister of Poland, Lech died in Smolensk plane crash, Jarek still rules the biggest political party that ruled for last 8y and just lost in the last autumn elections
Swiss Franks loans - people used to take loans in CHF in Poland (when they afford PLN loans) for flats. CHF raised significantly and after years of paying back they still owned more (converting PLN) than they took.
Yalta - 2nd WW conference where Poland was left in Soviet influence zone, the song is based on a famous 80's polish song "W Aucie". In PL version it rhymes with Yalta
"we we mee on a turn" is a reference to another polish song, drunk Lucifer loves to sing apparently
Zapomniałeś o niebieskiej karcie
An important thing about the "blue line" joke is that in polish "niebieska" means blue, but it also means "heavenly".
BLUE line it is wrong translation. At this transition should be some like sky-blue line what refer to the polish national phone company at past, which claimed that line to provide a technical support, send of service etc.
Rubin is kinda old tv set made in CCCP. It was something great to have one in late '80 but the colors where not clear, shifted and if you watch football match on this device, players where located 2cm above the color of their t-shirts. It was made with vacuum tubes and the working temperature was really high so it was possible to burn out not only device itself but the room in which it stands as well.
Lech Wałęsa - president od Poland between 1990 - 1995 and boss of Organization Solidarność
Z wykształcenia i zawodu elektryk
W Polsce niebieska linia to telefon dla ludzi potrzebujący pomocy, ofiar przemocy. Rubin to telewizor z czasów 1980, dużo z nich się paliło.
Zapomniałeś dodać, że był produkcji USSR ( CCCP) czy tam ... ZSRR.
On mówi o błękitnej linii, czyli infolinii TP SA
Rubin to radziecki telewizor kolorowy
11:00 Szymon Wydra - Do nieba nie chodze :D
11:50 Sokół feat. Pono, Fred & Franek Kimono - W aucie
On ma śmiech, jak ja na polskim. (Jak pracuje z bff w grupie)
We were 1 second from perfection
2:16 - NIEBIESKA LINIA (BLUE LINE in Poland) : National Emergency Service for Victims of Domestic Violence
2:30 rubin 714p - russian color TV receiver from the 1950's...
for example:
pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubin_(telewizor)
2:53 we cannot obtain a visa to the USA :)
Piotrek to zdrobnienie imienia Piotr
Rubin was the color Soviet TV set which was popular during communism.
I'm Polish, Rubin is an old cathode ray tube TV, back then it was still black and white
Blue Line - this is the so-called helpline. An ambiguity was used here, because blue line can also be translated as heaven line.
RUBIN was a popular TV set during the Polish People's Republic.
Regarding visas, for a long time obtaining a visa in Poland was almost impossible.
Yes, the reference to Windows 95 is also mocking, i.e. "we promise you something that is outdated and no longer needed, and you will be happy with it." And the sketch is probably from 2015, not 2000 ;)
Yes, in Poland we have three types of car tires: winter, summer and all-season ;)
Lech and Jarek - a reference to the Kaczyński twin-brothers (Lech was the president of Poland, he died in the Smolensk disaster).
Please... Lech Wałęsa was the president of Poland, one of the most popular Polish presidents, also a Nobel Prize winner. de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lech_Wa%C5%82%C4%99sa
9:54 Here the actor made a mistake and used the name Lucjan instead of Lucifer. Lucek may be a diminutive of Lucifer and Lucjan.
10:38 yes, there was partial improvisation here and that's why this skit is one of the best 😂
11:16 th-cam.com/video/Qu7JBenGD4E/w-d-xo.html - here is that song.
12:10 - The Yalta Conference, which had a decisive significance for the fate of post-war Europe, began on February 4, 1945. It became a symbol of the Allies' betrayal of Poland and their consent to subordination. The song is from the once popular song "I'll take you in the car" - link: th-cam.com/video/e3TekPV15Qg/w-d-xo.html
15:35 Loans in Swiss francs were very popular in Poland due to low costs - now there are problems with repayment, after the Swiss franc skyrocketed a few years ago.
16:45 - "something white", a reference to amphetamine - white is also associated with purity and God.
16:59 - The idea was to ring the bell via a rope held by the actor.
We have a peninsula called Hel (like the element), but there is a reference to Hell. And the next sequence "what will happen to us when we find ourselves at a bend" is a quote from a popular song.
NeoNówka as a cabaret consists only of these three people, but in addition to them there is also a music band and a whole staff of people responsible for the control room, lighting, etc.
Disulfiram works by blocking an enzyme that is involved in the breakdown of alcohol. Therefore, it causes increased feelings related to alcohol poisoning and its consequences. In exc The term "Action 'Wszywka'" was used in the sketches. This action helps people addicted to alcohol.
Ancient Rome - another reference to the Kaczyński twin-brothers (Jarosław and Lech).
Poszedłeś do tego bez jakiegokolwiek przygotowania. To są historyczne i regionalne kwestie. Ciężkie do zrozumienia dla osoby nie znającej historii i przede wszystkim mentalności. Mimo wszystko dzięki 🤭👍
RUBIN is a name of old soviet TV that was very popular in Poland
Obejrzyj - Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju , albo Ani Mru Mru
Do nieba nie chodzę - to piosenka Szymon Wydra i Carpe Diem , jeszcze lepsza jest - Życie jak poemat
Polacy nigdy się nie podają
A co jest dzisiaj ?
Bo Polacy to taki naród, że jest ich dwóch,a 3 partie. Nie pytajcie mnie jak to możliwe,bo nie wiem😂😂😂
Pierwszy... chyba najlepszy polski skecz.
a kabaret Tey kojarzysz? no to tyle w temacie najlepszych skeczy, ten jest zwyczajnie na tyle prosty, że go zrozumiałeś
Wanda Król wspaniałe mamy kabarety i skecze dziękuję za oglądanie pozdrawiam z Poland dziękuję pięknie dziękuję pięknie 💔❤🕊🍀🕊🕊🌏
Pozdrawiam 😂
Trzeba też znać polskie piosenki starsze i kiedyś przez całą Polskę 😢
Chris, thanks for your job and for your interest in Polish stuff 🙂👍
Blue Line (Polish: Błękitna Lina) it used to be a hotline for the national landline telecommunications (incl. early internet) provider. You could barely get your problems solved over this hotline. Mainly due to huge queues. Some say that the capacity was deliberately shrunk down so that the customers would be unsuccessful in reporting their claims or terminating their telecom. contracts.
Rubin is an old TV. Hey Chris 😃
In Polish history it is the Battle of Grunwald. in German history it is the Battle of Tannenberg.
Rubin is a brand of Soviet televisions produced since 1956 in Moscow and Voronezh. in the communist era "Rubin" TV set was a dream
I feel bad u can't understand many of this cause it's untranslatable or jokes from polish music
love your long reaction videos!
'calling from rope' most likely means old stationary telephones with the connection through the wire
Hel (with one l) is a town and a peninsula on the Baltic sea, many Polish (and Germans) go there to spend summer holidays because of beautiful sandy beaches
We were laughing our heads off when we were sent there for the course of marine biology and saw the sign 'Welcome to Hel' :D
The photo of this avatar is made there (so it's me in Hel). It's a famous Polish yacht Gedania stationed there, they were the first sailing ship ever who made a trip around the world not along the equator but through around the North and South poles.
To jest stary skecz ktory ma dużo w sobie sarkazmu i żartowania z samych siebie, z rożnych przywar
11:11 Szymon Wydra & Carpe Diem "Teraz wiem"
11:57 Sokół feat. Pono, Fred & Franek Kimono"Będę brał cię"
14:17 Video & Ania Wyszkoni "Soft"
16:44 white= drugs
17:52 Sylwia Grzeszczak & Liber "Co z nami będzie"
Just come, live in Poland. You'll understand this sketch 😉
4:35
in 966 there was a "Crzest Polski". The King of Poland had to marry the princess. They laugh that the woman did not have the beauty of Pamela Anderson, that she was ugly.
Loan in francs - Shortly before this happened, loans in francs became very popular in Poland and then suddenly world crisis came and hit hard. People that got that loans in francs are paying them off to this day and the total sum they had to pay off is more than twice of what they would have to pay if they took it in polish złoty.. Their matters are important thing in politics to this day as there's enough of them to make a difference in elections.
And the deeper backstory is that the guy that played the God in this one had taken such loan, or so he said in a later interview about how this epic improvisation on stage with them laughing by being taken off guard happened. (This is by many considered the best cabaret in polish history).
As for Lech and Jarek/Jarosław - Those are twins that were active in Polish politics. Lech became president somewhere before that time (later died in airplane catastrophe in Smoleńsk) and the leader of PIS part to this day (previous ruling party, and I think at the time PIS just won elections )
Lech Wałęsa was first polish non-communist president and leader od Solidarność movement which helped to overthrow communism in Poland. At the time he was considered a hero by some poles (later there came out things that changed a lot how he's seen now)
the thing with rope is quite simple, old phones from 80s/early 90s were two connected parts earpiece/receiver and main phone station where you choose numbers and lucjan by asking if god's calling from rope meant to ask if he still has old phone
Musiał byś zamieszkać w Polsce, żebyś zrozumiał ten skecz pozdrawiam 😊😊😊
One of me favorite performances ever and yeah, I bet it is very hard to understand all the references without living in Poland for a long while. Especially the part with Lucifer, Lucy just throws random cultural and political references and it's all improvised, I remember how much I laughed at it as a teen 😂 there's only a few other performances that had me rolling so much
if it comes to tiers - yeah we have difrient tipes of tiers. We have 2 types of winter - for snow/mud and for wet, summer and all season. In big cities people prefer to use all season but in smaller towns and on the countrysides different types are used more often due to less traffic, which means that the roads are more snow-covered in winter. Additionally, people living in apartments often have no place to keep two sets of tires.
There is Neonówka Niebo 2060- when they old. But i can't find a translated version. Dang it. Good to see You
😮😊😮
Blue linę przenośnia do czerwona linia, ale Polacy mają boski gen czyli błękitną krew❤️🇵🇱
Jałta - Yalta, Stalin Chruschow, Roosrvelt divided Europe for American and Russian occupation.
I recommend the Grunwald Museum in Grunwald
Warsaw Uprising Museum in Warsaw
Museum of the Second World War in Gdańsk
I was in this new one, it was terrible, they did a good job. But if any of you are close to Wiślica, there is also a museum, the best one I have seen so far. Films on the walls with lasers marking the bricks on the walls. I recommend it, come by, it's worth the ticket price of PLN 20.
Rubin to marka starych telewizorów
1410- legendarna bitwa pod Grunwaldem z Krzyżakami ( zakonem).
Polskie kabaret Sa super jednorazowe fantastyczne😂😂😂
I know the guys from Neo Nowówka personally. A friend of mine went to the same class with Radek (God) at school. I once received a very nice T-shirt from them.
woww serio? nieźle :D
@@icefloati świat jest mały :)
7:59 Lech Wałęsa - the face of Solidarity that overthrew communism.
15:48 The loan for the apartments was in Swiss francs. Then the franc exchange rate changed and people had problems.
rubin is old tv from Poland
From USSR. Big, 24 inch, very easy to go self burn.
That's why the audience applauds because the one who has the Polska Masters on his back is both Saint Peter and Lucian.
Dobrawa was a wife of first king of Poland.