Benjamin Wachsmuth he is like the exact opposite of a corrupt official he is like the local sheriff who is all cool while one of the deputy’s got caught stealing drugs from the evidence locker and used em at work
@@showedkiller4561 the man behind the (purple) stick notes the sticky note behind the purple sticky notes the purple sticky note behind the slaughter. have some examples ^
“Earning money is one of the best ways to improve your financial situation” NASA I’m expecting whoever wrote that to be hired within the next 24 hours or I’m suing.
I'm feeling super overwhelmed with all the online schooling, so I email my teacher to tell her how stressed I am and ask for some mercy with an assignment. she said, and I quote, "Please don't stress". yes sorry maam I will stop being stressed promptly, your words have encouraged me to take on this challenge and push through.
3:15 child when she gets home: I can't believe you tried to kill me with raw meat cubes Mom: that was watermelon Child: you tried to kill me with watermelon
*16 dislikes* haters have their notifications on, don’t they? and they are disliking the video, but they are subscribed so in a way they are supporting the channel r/facepalm
Solution to avoid this abuse: 1. First sort by the amount they pay. Higher payment puts them higher up. 2. Then sort them randomly. Because we don't know how much each person pays, the list will look random. The only think you can be sure of is that if you pay, everyone above is paying the same or more than you, and everyone below is paying the same or less than you.
She wanted a picture of jesus... She got a picture of God... Edit:Lamo Edit x2: its been 10 months and i still get the "Lamo" replies... WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
i just gotta say, gio, you've helped me in quarantine. i'm not really doing the best right now but when i watch your videos it makes me smile and makes my day a little bit better. thanks for all you do, it's not much but just thought i'd say this.
@@M_rld an opinion not a fact :) not all jokes are meant to actually be funny some jokes are just there for the purpose of jokes lmao. like I'm kidding maybe I'm not fully on joking but I'm kidding.
2:20 fun fact, frederick Douglass once visited my town and gave a speech in the town's theater. There is actually a plaque on wall near the entrance to the theater that talks about when it happened.
1:00 that person interrupted the joke so that’s why google couldn’t complete it. The real joke is “Have you ever tried to eating a clock” “because it’s time-consuming”
5:18 fun fact my friend experienced a similar thing. I’ll just call him J. My other friend (I’ll call him O) had a friend (I will call him S) who we all hated due to his controlling personality and such. Basically J and S did a 1v1 in Fortnite. There were supposed to be 3 rounds. Supposed to be. J is a sweat and S got lucky and killed him. Then the next round was something that would give S the advantage and J the disadvantage (it was S’s creative map) and J wanted to do box PVP. J said no and S said no so S proclaimed himself the winner. This is why my friends hate S.
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The town mayor actually said they should treat his wife like every other citizen, so that's cool of him.
Benjamin Wachsmuth he is like the exact opposite of a corrupt official he is like the local sheriff who is all cool while one of the deputy’s got caught stealing drugs from the evidence locker and used em at work
@@foxydash9992 Thats what I tried to point out
@@taybladeLIR ?
@@taybladeLIR I didnt relise! lmao
Hello People omg I thought Benjamin was talking to himself
No one:
Ads: Cookie are good for you!
Also ads: GET RID OF COOKIES RIGHT NOW.
What?
i dont understand this because i have adblocker
Lil Hoss it doesn’t make sense anyway
Sam Mcgrath my guy welcome to the joke.
Tiny Tina will never get rid of the cookies.
How to facepalm:
1. Take palm
2. Put palm to face
3. Profit
You forgot step 4
MetaPlanet _there is none_
now, am i about to get wooshed or are you gonna get wooshed?
Instructions unclear palm removed.
It hurts.
List not clear
Slapped my brother
Can we make a compilation of every time giofilms has said "food appointment"
really he's read that post like 20 times
You know... It might just be one of his favorite and he's hoping nobody will notice. but I agree
@@shepherd9217 I'm just joking around but yeah
144th like.. I don't wanna like so it will be 143
SimonEzekielYT what? Why are you trying to be special? We all know your not.
@@ohhxcake5434 you are so mean :( im just telling
“NO PURPLE STICKY NOTES!”
**the man behind the saulghter plays**
dootdododododododooooooot
i atempted to do the beat drop in doots
The sticky note behind the slaughter
Saulghter
@@showedkiller4561 the man behind the (purple) stick notes
the sticky note behind the purple sticky notes
the purple sticky note behind the slaughter.
have some examples ^
IS BEEN SO LONG
The person who had the picture of Keanu Reeves on her mantelpiece wasn’t wrong that she thought it was Jesus.
Looks more like John wick to me
@@2008olek iT iS jOhN wIcK iDiOt! go bAcK tO scHOoL
He is "The One".
Connor Reynolds oMg HE wAs JoKinG uGHHhHH
Its more like neo from matrix than john wick for me.....
Idk but i have strong feeling about this
Looks like jesus to me , idk what you're talking about.
Hi
He IS jesus
nO iTs KEaNu rEEveS
woooosh me if gay
That's not jesus that's a random person
reggirt Teg
Well I will be the boring one... I think Keanu Reeves actually has the features that more probably Jesus had so Grandma made no mistakes..
“Earning money is one of the best ways to improve your financial situation”
NASA I’m expecting whoever wrote that to be hired within the next 24 hours or I’m suing.
Earning money is one of the best ways to improve your financial situation
NASA hire me
@@nyeommyeom yyysssws
guys this video is so saddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭th-cam.com/video/zGJGpXRh1r8/w-d-xo.html
@@Ruby-jv7ce No Posting Links in Comments bruh
Ray Akuma its a Rickroll
I'm feeling super overwhelmed with all the online schooling, so I email my teacher to tell her how stressed I am and ask for some mercy with an assignment.
she said, and I quote, "Please don't stress". yes sorry maam I will stop being stressed promptly, your words have encouraged me to take on this challenge and push through.
Please don't stress
Put this on reddit man
r/thanksimcured
@@wyvern_legends839 ye he should. I mean why not
1:08 yes,this floor here is made of floor
yes, the ceiling is also made of reverse floor.
@@akularia mah you're exist i need t jaddle
Dat Black Cat what?
@@akularia pat waw hander
@Chara Cumming pat waw hander
3:15
child when she gets home: I can't believe you tried to kill me with raw meat cubes
Mom: that was watermelon
Child: you tried to kill me with watermelon
Thats just natural selection and then she is gonna give her raw meat cubes and she is gonna say oh look watermelon!
Dad should have used a condom.
@@dryb3301 ye the wrong sperm won the race
What if the watermelon owns big raw meat. #antifruitz (this is a joke)
1:50 employee to the boss: "Wait i couldn't leak that?"
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming
Good one
Especially when you come back for seconds
My dad told me this joke
Mindy Lingard damn.
That's what I always think whenever he shows it again
Wow
Gio: “KEE-SHA”
The Whole World: *surprised face*
That killed me XD
Why isn't this pronounced as Ke-dollar-a
I’m a human of this world and I don’t get it
The google assistant joke got me. I couldn’t stop laughing after that 😂
1:37
It’s common sense to always do the opposite of what the government says
_obviously_
8:35 i like how they clearly show a picture of someone fishing
But it has an x on it tho
When grandma gets it right:
First reply
Safi PC nobody cares
@@skibididopyesdop I don't think he cares about your reply
@@aroundth3w0rId r/slightlymurderedbywords
Why do I feel Gio's life force just getting sucked away mililiter by mililiter every video
I'm back watching your channel after a few months and
you
sound
so
much
calmer
than
i
remember
*16 dislikes* haters have their notifications on, don’t they? and they are disliking the video, but they are subscribed so in a way they are supporting the channel r/facepalm
Heckin subscribed haters
Those are just Australians who looked at the dislike button upside down
Now there’s 9 dislikes ;(
Fello Coco yeah it’s quite sad
Mindy Lingard lol nice
PETA: vegan guide to acnh
GioFilms: I'm about to rock this persons world
MixedReviews acnh
acnh
acnh
acnh
acnh
0:58 I heard it’s very time-consuming.
Lol!
Good one.
nice joke
underrated comment
0:16 well technically this exist in a way
Wait... Saberspark, I thought one of his tweets would never end up here.
Shadow Werewolf6 yes I was thinking the same thing
Drinking oil made out of olives make me not feel very good
gold ingot he’s not wrong it taste bad
If olive oil is made of olives then baby oil...
JustASketch - Animated Storytime!
Don’t. Finish. That. Statement.
@Maybe Sagacious gasoline tastes way better
Sans is bought from the department store?
When I look at the patron ppl at the end, I just think
“They keep getting smarter to become first....”
If you know how thats cool same
poor people who’s things start with z
@@balloon4637 So far, the last patron alphabetically for GioFilms is Yamile Reyes, beginning with Y.
Solution to avoid this abuse:
1. First sort by the amount they pay. Higher payment puts them higher up.
2. Then sort them randomly.
Because we don't know how much each person pays, the list will look random. The only think you can be sure of is that if you pay, everyone above is paying the same or more than you, and everyone below is paying the same or less than you.
She wanted a picture of jesus...
She got a picture of God...
Edit:Lamo
Edit x2: its been 10 months and i still get the "Lamo" replies... WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Lamo
Lamo
Lamo
Chain break
@@gab-mz5xj how could you?
"How is a male daughter possible?"
No Gio, we don't go that way.
dumb science returns
“Then the cookie is not gluten free”
Me:no, you get free gluten with the cookie
I think I had a stroke whilst trying to read this
2:13 I was literally watching Saberspark right before watching this
LukeLikesToDraw ya sabersparks is good
Yay other Saberspark fand
sabersparks squad
LukeLikesToDraw yessss
So was I lol
i just gotta say, gio, you've helped me in quarantine. i'm not really doing the best right now but when i watch your videos it makes me smile and makes my day a little bit better. thanks for all you do, it's not much but just thought i'd say this.
8:12 "There are no accidents." - Master Oogway
Grandma: Hangs up Keanu reeves as god.
There are no accidents. - Master Oogway
5:18
I like in all his sentences he uses the wrong your.
XD
The thumbnail is technically not wrong, he is our Jesus.
actually in that movie he played as God in the burning bush
Reddit moment
Keanu christ
@ perfection.
Btw i didnt mean the movie was called the burning bush, just that it was the burning bush from the moses story
The last time I was this early we weren’t in quarantine
0:49
That is more like a whoooosh tbh
ƬIЯΣПIƬY the facepalm was the woooosh
If you want a true woooosh, look at 5:45
him: *speaks quiet*
The beeps: *so loud it could break a window*
Day 7 of asking GioFilms to say, “You thought it was going to be Gio, but it was me, DIO!
Isnt this your first day if asking?
Yeah I support you
@@sunnysideggo2821 nope
Daily Pointless Comedy HAHA THATS SO GOOD OH MY DA-
You fell for it fool thunder cross split attack
Yez
2:11 r/technicallythetruth
Me: Ooh yes! I am gonna be first!
The damn Mashable notification that copies GioFilms' Schedule: *Mortal*
EliGabRet you have been commenting that in every comment
I don’t get why people don’t understand!
Justin Bieber is one of the most popular women of their time!
No , no he’ got a point.
joke untesofs
@@poncefernandez7426 what does "he' " mean? do you mean 'he's'?
Justin Bieber is a man you dumb 😂😂😂✋
Donald76
r/woooosh
People who admit they're dumb are better than people who won't admit defeat.
Love your pfp :3
8:14 "Oh, you're approaching me?"
The girl who said watermelons were raw meat cubes litterly made me throw my phone on the floor. I mean, Dude?
5:46
As an Egyptian, I have to say that this has never happened. It's just our normal daily dose of false news.
heck no-
he did not just say KEISHA for Ke$ha.
it's
"KESH-AH" I-
lmao
Nobody cares.
@@rosiefay7283 that's cool I didn't ask you :))
it's a joke chill out man
@@M_rld it is a joke. cann y'all take a joke??? lmao
@@M_rld an opinion not a fact :) not all jokes are meant to actually be funny some jokes are just there for the purpose of jokes lmao. like I'm kidding maybe I'm not fully on joking but I'm kidding.
Should I sleep it’s 3:36
Gio: That not very funny
Also Gio: *chuckles*
4:52 I love how this only contains Gluten. Nothing else just Gluten.
PETA: Animal Crossing ain’t too vegan enough for us.
Everyone: because... that’s not how animal crossing works..?
Animal crossing is animal crossing
0:30: That’s the wrong subreddit! He/She didn’t get the joke!
I'm sorry,but I don't understand what you mean
6:16 Let’s take a second to realise the person was on “Bacon Reader”..
ahmedsmelly That’s a reddit alternative app like Apollo for reddit
@@mooseyexists oh thanks i just found it funny ngl bc of its name
7:16
"How about another joke, Murray?"
I LOST IT AT THE PART WHERE IT SAID “is Tom Nook exploiting you?”
8:05
Keanu reeves is Jesus though
This meme certainly hasn't been done to death
"Is Tom Nook exploiting you?"
*oh god*
*T-tom n-nook might've exploited me in the past....*
6:33 atleast they realized it
I got a Swiffer ad that was so loud, it broke the sound barrier.
His talking sound: "lol its funny"
The censor sound: "*BEEP BEEP bEPEPEPEPEPE*"
youtube: NO VIEWS
youtube when i click: 66 views
Thx for the likes this is the second time I passed 100
Yeah because it refreshed
Yes trash
TaserBlade - ROBLOX And More bruh this is unoriginal af and isn’t funny so pls stfu
Ence Gaming 1G
Not supposed to be a joke, Jesus
UglyBeast it is a joke, and even it isn’t a joke, its getting annoying lmao
aight the thumbnail triggered me
I've seen the same thing but it was Ewan McGregor's Obi Wan instead, which made more sense
2:01
i dont see the face palm here, its just stating a fact
Kesha. "Key shuh" . Lol made my day
2:20 fun fact, frederick Douglass once visited my town and gave a speech in the town's theater. There is actually a plaque on wall near the entrance to the theater that talks about when it happened.
5:36 do y'all actually believe this is serious
Bruh I went to that time and got a ad for the army
@@scugno709 which army
2:01 WE MADE A DISCOVERY JUSTIN BIEBER IS ACTUALLY A FEMALEE :OOOOOO
Why didn’t I get the notification
TH-cam SUCKS
Because you only had the notification bell as personalized
Caster Troller Oof k
OMG Gio you are so awesome you are an amazing TH-camr!!
1:09 is literally a loading screen tip.
Everyone is saying first
But I say stop look at this comment
But I'm No viewst
First
I used a 25 dollar gift card at Applebee’s and ate a corn dog
Squidward Tortellini woah same bro
Jin J I prefer moistening
0:52 I think of as r/whoosh
And 1:05 the end of the joke is “well it was very time consuming”
I'd have responded with, "No, I never had the time."
Well he was Buddha at one point. . . and most likely Jesus visited him sometime during birth and end.
The grandma from the post on the thumbnail: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING.*
This sub reddit definitely makes me feel better about myself.
With the Keanu Reeves part, grandma ain’t wrong, he is kind of Jesus.
He is the messiah
The godly entity keanu has come from heaven above to talk to homeless people, donate to charity and be a good dude
Nah. Jesus is Jesus
Black Mist No no you have a point
No he isn’t
I got an add that should probably be on facepalm, why?
It said it was making vegan salad. But one of the first ingredients I saw was hotdogs. 🤦
Sheep God oh fuck lol
When you wanna be first but your wifi is so slow that it takes a minute to load the video
i like garfield
@@coffingirlie don't we all
\_(ツ)_/
That one part shows why the monopoly squares of waterworks and electrical place or whatever give each other bonuses
1:00 that person interrupted the joke so that’s why google couldn’t complete it. The real joke is “Have you ever tried to eating a clock” “because it’s time-consuming”
8:03 is the thumbnail btw
I mean, Keanu Reeves is basically Jesus
Pigmcginnyrig yes
I mean yes
No its not
it’s a guy with long hair and beard
@@hyperraidsaerofrights5649 i cant tell if youre joking or not, if youre not joking i will unreleased my Secret Weapon
I would woooosh u if u think I’m not joking
I mean, the grandma is kind of right. Keanu is basically jesus
3:33 NOOOOOOOOO DONT THROW AWAY WATERMELON ITS, TO GOOD TO BE WASTED
2:18 oh my gosh it’s Saberspark XD never thought I’d see them in one of these
2:04 this one should be on r/technicallythetruth instead
it was on one
Grandma: That’s Jesus
I’m pretty sure he isn’t
What are you talking about that is jesus
Freddie Gonzales I’m sorry, my. Mistake
If keanu is jesus then i believe in god.
HES not jesus you dumb!! Why people say It omfg
@@brisfitz1595 no HE NOT becaus jesus is dea
I love it when the people realize what they said was dumb because their reactions are amazing 😂😂
-Have you ever eaten a clock? -no -Me neither, it would be too time consuming
1:08
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
true
Me-A yes I am going to be first!
TH-cam-let me stop you right there
i like garfield
MeepQueen Gamer 2018 comment with a 2018 profile picture..
Pen x Pencil shirt yes
1:56 it’s pronounced KESH-UH 😂 not like Keesha
Great video, you really have a great voice for narrating and are funny.
Spent far too long refinding your channel! Love your stuff!
When there are 33 comments but you can only see 3...
Welp, ready to see all of the "First!" comments
Hey I’m actually pretty early!
If the watermelon were actually fucking meat cubes call the god damn CPS
5:18 fun fact my friend experienced a similar thing. I’ll just call him J. My other friend (I’ll call him O) had a friend (I will call him S) who we all hated due to his controlling personality and such. Basically J and S did a 1v1 in Fortnite. There were supposed to be 3 rounds. Supposed to be. J is a sweat and S got lucky and killed him. Then the next round was something that would give S the advantage and J the disadvantage (it was S’s creative map) and J wanted to do box PVP. J said no and S said no so S proclaimed himself the winner. This is why my friends hate S.