Ill tell you a scary story Imagine sneaking in the kitchen at night you open the fridge get what you want turn around and ya mom is standing behind you with a belt.
cory please take care of your mental health. whatever you’re up to right now, i hope your giving yourself enough time and kindness, as much as you do for others.
1st “my name is Victor”: *Cory criticizes, restarts vid* “I’m 23 years old” *Cory criticizes, restarts vid again* 2nd “my name is Victor” *ad starts* Bruh 😂
“My name is Victor”- Cory: how you gonna start with the fitness graham pacer test? “My name is Victor”- Cory: 33? “My name is Victor”- *Ad* Me: *shuts off xbox*
9:01 Man Described The Stalker In Grey Jeans , Light Blue Jacket . Almost Describes Cory In The Start of The Video.....Cory... Have U Been Up To Somethin?
If you sleep in your house with the curtains up, door unlocked, or lights all on you gotta be luring people into your house to sell on the black market
Stalker: *Literally fucking teleports to this man's work location* Me remembering words a wiseman once said: "He better be faster than me, he better be stronger than me"
To be honest the little boy should've got body lol if I was that elf I would've been like "so you want to treat me badly huh, that was your first mistake"
If this helps: Elf on the Shelf: 3:12 True Creepy Stalker Story: 6:00 Gremlins: 13:48 Homer Needes a Beer: 24:31 Arizona: 28:04 Sorry if im off I like subscribers
The second animation got interrupted 3 times for me 😂 1st time: Cory talkin about his voice 2nd time: Cory talkin about his age 3rd time: a tik tok ad Love your videos, keep up the good work ✌🏻
Yeah he did advertise that you can feed them whenever you can put them in Sunlights and you can get them wet but he said that's only if they have a certain pills that he selling.
But cory what if i sleep with 1. The lights off 2. With the doors locked 3. With a .32 on my night stand 4. With my curtains down What if i sleep like that? Can you trust me cory? Hmmmmmm?
Me: finally tired enough to sleep Cory: uploads spooky scary sunday Also me: *feels immediately wide awake after seeing the notification* Thanks for the likes oof💞🙌👌
"My name is Victor..."
Cory interrupts
"My name is Victor..."
Cory interrupts again
"My name is Victor..."
AD PLAYS
*throws phone*
Exactly what happened to me😂😂
When was this
same same same
same bro
Anger issues you should really go get that checked out
Ill tell you a scary story
Imagine sneaking in the kitchen at night you open the fridge get what you want turn around and ya mom is standing behind you with a belt.
Ha ha
Ill tell you an even scarier story.
My dad came to my house,
I live alone😳
Its not supposed to be scary. People are getting triggered
OMG DX XD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I will run
The Samurai is my favorite family out there, love all y'all.
Disregard the PFP and name, I sincerely mean this.
Rubber Dong right back at ya.
Aye
I'm dead.💀😭😭
Your pfp and name are great.
Ur a legend and right back at ya bro
4 years later and cory still saves my day fr
Bible
@@noahcole6856bro is jus saying Bible on like every vid💀
@@noahcole6856corn
fr
@@noahcole6856bible isnt gonna save everyone
Anybody else just binge watch SSS when theres nothing on TH-cam?
Nah I just do it for fun cause I’m to lazy to find my own horror/scary films to watch
Yup
I do when there’s nothing to watch
He's in the fnaf movie
No i binge watch youtube when i run out of sss videos to rewatch
Cory: Right on time
Me watching this a year later: 👁👄👁
StarzShineGirlz lol
Lol
me eye-
Yeah
Same lol
“She’s gotta wash her hands”
Thanks Cory for keeping the food industry safe😆😆😆
Cory is a good man👌
303th like btw
Jwjshjdh
cory please take care of your mental health. whatever you’re up to right now, i hope your giving yourself enough time and kindness, as much as you do for others.
“How you gonn start with the ‘Fitness Gram Pacer Test’ voice” I’m crying😂😭
😭😭
The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
Killer: *sneaks up behind cory* ... *raises knife*
Cory: BLUUUUE 42 SET HIKE!!
Killer: What the hell.....*runs away*
I literally cried at that part of the video
**cory tackles the killer**
Lol I bet he was telling the truth that he would do that😂
Noice
No he goes super San god on the killer
Cory would be actually an really good actor.
wath about widowmaker he plays an insane killer very well 😂
Ain't it
It would be “actually a really good actor” not an really good actor
Especially after Yandere.
@@Gavinchang3 It?
“He the type of dude that just sit there” absolutely killed Cory 😂
Cory: “Right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday”
Me: “Only 3 years late”
Me 4 years late
Lol
Only 4 years late
I love you so much
4 years Late 😭😭
1st “my name is Victor”: *Cory criticizes, restarts vid*
“I’m 23 years old” *Cory criticizes, restarts vid again*
2nd “my name is Victor” *ad starts*
Bruh 😂
Fr bruh lol
Smooth Criminal this light just happens to meh
XD
LOL AN MENARDS COMMERCIAL PLAYED BRUH UM DEAD
Smooth Criminal I konowwww 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😂😃
kid: "why does no one care about me!" *yeets elf on shelf across the room*
elf on the shelf: "i gotchu fam"
Epic
LMAO
Mr Krabs Is Unfair *stabs sister*
💀
Lol
1. Elf On The Shelf 2:33
2. True Creepy Stalker Horror Story Animated 5:39
3. Gremlins Recall 13:39
4. Homer Needs A Beer 24:22
5. Arizona 26:41
Everybody gangster till the gremlin starts doin’ the Harlem shake 😞
This comment is to wholesome for my heart
@@mokezhiyu678 too*
Project Dead Inside lol
@@Sinnergy 😤😔👊
Project Dead Inside only ogs know what the Harlem shake is
The gremlins don’t scare me anymore... all I can see when I look at them is yoda
Imao
😭
E
Lol XD
Repent Jesus Christ is coming soon
“My name is Victor”-
Cory: how you gonna start with the fitness graham pacer test?
“My name is Victor”-
Cory: 33?
“My name is Victor”-
*Ad*
Me: *shuts off xbox*
Ohhhhh okay
OK you 100% copied a guy before you but who really cares
Zaber Rain wait what
God dammit. Now do I gotta delete my comment?
Nugget24 nah you already got the likes comin in bruh
Nugget24 Yes
6:19 I can't with the "my bad y'all it's the frosted flakes i ate this morning"
9:01 Man Described The Stalker In Grey Jeans , Light Blue Jacket . Almost Describes Cory In The Start of The Video.....Cory... Have U Been Up To Somethin?
Dante Anims lol
ya wtfrick are u doing cory....?
Lol
How u know what he is wearing on his legs
@@Ezi1738 everyone wears grey/black jeans , It's common.
Cory: "Ah- I knew I'd find you here, right on time."
Me: Over a year late. "mHm- iM ToTalLly oN tiMe-"
💖🔪🔫☢⚠☣🔯
konsistint 😎🗿
Yea watching when he is late posting sss 😔
true
@@traybourgeois7558 4rt
"you cant feed them after midnight"
*Its kinda always after midnight*
kfc man I’m legit mind blown now wtf
@@darlingdobrik4204 ur welcomr
No night at 12:00 is midnight so how is it alwaus midnight
@@kashhangel because after midnight is after 12:00am and its always after 12:00am
Exactly, just feed them at midnight on the dot.
THE SIRI PARTTT 😭😭
If you sleep in your house with the curtains up, door unlocked, or lights all on you gotta be luring people into your house to sell on the black market
Bro I don't know nobody who does that.
It's wise to not trust the people that do. Whom don't exist. 'Cause I don't know anybody who does that.
im scared without the lights on
For real? Some people can relate tho.
I know a person who used to be my friend that had his door unlocked because we live in a good neighborhood, while i’m like i am locking every door
Cory "you're right on time"
me 2 years late ;-;
Can I eate I haven't eaten food since 1867
Lmao that's exactly how I looked
FR
Yes you can eat
LMAO
Sleep or SSS
What kind of question is that it’s always SSS
Idk man I like myself my sleep
死神SHINIGAMI why did we even need to ask that question 😐😂
the question is always po-
i mean fortnite
Bubbly god more like I’m calling the popo
Naw. Its sleep m8
Full screen? No
Lights off? No
In bed? NO
Hotel? Trivago.
Mannnnn yall scary
...
:")
I gotta be brave. I got no choice
@Pug Players mine is
Full screen? Yes
Lights Off ? No
In Bed? Yes
They probably finished the video then commented
DAMN WHAT A GOOD JOKE MY DUDE
Full screen? No
Lights off? Yes
Daytime? Yes
In bed? Yes
My name is Victo-
*cory pause*
My name is Victo-
*another cory pause*
My name is Victo-
**LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AD
Lol
I got a Toyota ad lol
I’ve seen this comment two other times, but I didn’t get an ad..?
I got Samsung 10s 😁
@@flamangofsdwg1297 that means you're blessed
Nighttime
Headphones
Volume fully up
Snacks
Lights off
By myself
Full screen
Godlike status45 yessssss
Same
We salute you solder
Yes
F
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORYYYYY WE LOVE YIOU AND CANT WAIT UNTIL YOU COME BACK 🎉🎉🎉
Frrr
Okay, so we can all confirm that after Cory interrupted Victor twice, we got an ad on the third time.
Some peeps might hav so
Victor interrupted = ad confirmed?
yep me to
Yeah
HOW TF U KNOW lmao
When you didn't get an ad: ruh roh
Samurai: “Oh Cory just uploaded a sss video. Let me watch that”
Real samurai: *Lets sss videos pile up so you can binge watch them all at once*
Been binge watching all day
Iamakittywithwings literally what I’m doing right now
@@luma1533 same
Why u think I'm here I got them on repeat
Omg thats what i actually dooo!
I feel like Cory is a person who makes jokes about being a serial killer.
And then everybody finds out he is one.
Black Sunday let’s try to fight him cuz samari don’t condone serial killers
What do you mean he's the ankle breaker he never jokes
Hennessey Ddddrinkka nope I’ll fight you
Black Sunday ur name is black Sunday means ur an spooky scary Sunday 😎
Black Sunday lmao
cory:right on time for spooky scary sunday😊 me: watching this 3 years later👁👄👁
22:14 *"Bella from Vampire Diaries"* -
Coryxkenshin, 2019
I thought he said twilight
Bruh 😂😂😂
I dead ass didnt see this comment and commented it myself
Oof
You Mean Twilight. Just correcting you there.
Bro when he said “hey Siri,” my iPad picked it up some how
Shoot that ipad NOW!!!
XD get the fbi!
What a shame, you don’t listen to scary stuff with headphones.... EXPOSED
Bruh Break its ankle. NOW!!!
Ha same
“How you gont start with yo the fitness gram pacer test voice” Bro the humor had me cracking.😂
I WAS GETTING WEAK 🤣🤣
I HATE THAT AKEKEKE
I have that on Wednesday 😢
The gremlins animation really gave me stranger things vibes because of the retro cafe and the music😮
I think Cory finally got caught for kill the family maybe that's why he's gone
Yeah probably
He is back
Yea he is
He is back
He back
Me: Finally going to start on that essay that’s due tomorrow
Cory: Hold my apple juice
@@zebrax9866 no you didn't say the magic word
Sub to me
Get on.
@Sans the Real Skeleton Official since you said the magic word I will
Довге дцеи Как сто
Why does his hat blend in with his hair ? Jk i love you cory
Diane Valdez lol
Diane Valdez I thought it was his hair before I saw this comment
😂
What he's whereing a hat?
Cory play Fortnite
Like every single time CoryxKenshin makes a video, he always starts it with something like being a Stalker.
Cory: “your right on time”
Me: *two and a half years late*
SAMEEE 😂😂
I’m rewatching SSS and I see fellow people
Same lol
Samee
Why don't I see any comment? How can you guys see it?
Then he said something I will never forget...
Want some Swedish Fish?
Wanna sprite cranberry?
liL XAn
Stalker: *Literally fucking teleports to this man's work location*
Me remembering words a wiseman once said: "He better be faster than me, he better be stronger than me"
Elizabeth Family friendly content please
this is a cristian minecraft server
he better not be in a jb song with me
i knew i would find replies about that "fucking" word
HAY NO SWEARING UR SUPPOSE TO SAY FREAKING
Cory: "Ah there you are, right on time for Spooky Scary Sunday-!"
Me: "It's a Friday and I am 4 years late-"
Cory: Am I making myself clear?
Siri: I couldn’t say 😌
Cory: Are you mocking me?
Siri: HMmmmm 😎
Me: *DEVIANT*
Shut the fuck up
DBH reference aye?
cory says somthing about our dude, are dude
dob
@@larry4419 ??
@@larry4419 for real
This is everyone who thinks that “sit back relax and grab ya snacks” should be included in the theme song for the sss series
👇🏾
3:41
I’m getting tired of you like beggars
Jhonathan Wright wait did I spell the beggar wrong
When people ask for likes
He’s back
He says
"Every Sunday"
Me waiting every Sunday*
Come back Cory!
cory is in japan
Twan Deair Really!?
Kahili Mahaulu yeah, why you gotta say it like he’s dead with all them !?!?!?
Twan Deair he left
Not Really )) Maybe, he’s just surprised
Cory: "Right on time for spooky scary sunday "
me: "yeah yeah not that long only 3 years late!!"
real
Frl
SSS= Spooky Scary "SLICE THAT LIKE BUTTON"
Oh yes Dadi.
So that’s what it stands for
The Dude no.
i sliced, now i need new monitor thanks to that
XxlemonpugXx205 okay like yesterday my guy
*talking to the elf*
"i wish you were real"
*throws elf aggressively*
Right😭😂
Ikr
To be honest the little boy should've got body lol if I was that elf I would've been like "so you want to treat me badly huh, that was your first mistake"
@@alainathorne9499 why
@@btterflyz_.7907 cause he threw him on the ground
“My name is victor” Pauses and talks about the pacer test, rewinds it
“My name is victor and i’m 23 years old” More like 33
“My name is Victor” *Ad*
Oh Slytra LMFAOOOOOOO
that same thing happened to me
Oh Slytra coincidence much?
Jewel Playz what?
Exactly man
Its so slay how every spooky scary sunday he pretends he’s done something sinister 😊
Has anyone yet noticed that Cory’s mustache is long, but doesn’t touch the end on his right cheek? 😂
😭😭😭😭frrllll
Umm
So if you don't know What spooky scary Sunday is I'm going to have to go to your front and brake in your house
@@samanthalaframboise9968 Break*
If this helps:
Elf on the Shelf: 3:12
True Creepy Stalker Story: 6:00
Gremlins: 13:48
Homer Needes a Beer: 24:31
Arizona: 28:04
Sorry if im off
I like subscribers
Crazy Cat thank you I have been trying to find a comment like this
Crazy Cat Thanks dude.
Crazy Cat lmao thank you 🤪
Thanks!!
Dint need it but I know others will so thx
3:01 Dang cory you gonna Shove the nutrain bar down my throat didn't give me time to move out the way
Might aswell just eat it then.😐
@isaac huddleston I was but then I looked at him and started shoving it down my throat no homo
"Full homo" 😂
Should have s-s-s-samurai listened.
Should have said no homo first😂😂😂
2024 anyone?
Here
Here
Here
Yes
Yes
SSS SQUAD WHERE YOU AT
AND MK 22/2 SQUAD WHERE YOU AT
SUCKA I'M RIGHT HERE
Novabow John Mivule I’m right here famalam
HERE
I’m here my guy
Novabow John Mivule RIGHT HERE WYM MY BOIII⁉️💯💯💯
cory the typa dude who laughs for 15 minutes before getting the joke out.
cory the typa dude who laughs at his own joke.🤣🤣🤣
62 likes 0 replies DANG .-.
Thats actually me tho
So true 😂😂🤣
That does not make sense you mean after
Right 👍🏿
Yoooo he said how you gon start off with the fitness gram pacer test I'm dead😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Amara Foots same 😂
I’m a go downstairs and watch a CoryxKenshin video I always feel safe☺️
When he had to restart it two times, there was a freaking add pop up after he got mad about the anamation😑
ShinyBowl Darkson yea I got that too lol
Same
ShinyBowl Darkson haha me too
ShinyBowl Darkson
Yeh I got the ad too :(
I'm glad y'all agree🙃
“Smacks head on forehead”
-you just got dumbed by Cory
taestea lol
Cory:Alright this my last time pausing it
*plays video*
Cory: *casually pauses it again*
LOOK AT HIS MOUTH!
OMG he knows I skip All his Videos
Wait did That happen
The mouth reminds me of this:😗
Cory:right on time for spooky scary Sunday
Me:watching on a Tuesday
*813-kill-a-man*
Me: yeah 911, yessir this man right here.
/woosh
FBI OPEN UP
Haha
@@CuteFlowerMination hasivinia
Send in don't hug me im scared
Cory: you back in time for sss
Me: nah I just saw the simpson on the thumbnail and I just flew here like in the cartoons
OMG WHY IS THAT ME!
22:18 “Bella from vampire diaries “😂😂😂😂 bruh you got them mixed up but okay 🤷🏻♀️😂
And it's not even her 🤣
5 years and still rewatch ts
That gremlin film got me stranger things vibes
same
2same
Big Oof sameee
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Cory: _"He the type of dude that-" _*_wHeEzE_*
Bruh im waiting for him to upload so he can say "and I- oop"
Mae Was here he ain’t gonna upload till 4 months is over 😢
YUP
Haha I have school tommorow and its night...SO LETS WATCH THIS
Same
Same
Me too
Same
Sakura Mura I have spring break
Cory: “right on time for sss, huh?”
Me: “always!” *5 years late😂*
Here’s the scariest story
When cory didn’t upload for 9 months
Bummm
AAAAHHHHHHH!!! *faints
simp alert
simp alert
simp alert
simp alert
@@worship6201 How is he being a simp
I couldn't find this channel for the longest time
who else is watching this hoping cory comes back?
just comment if so.
Edit: we did it boys, Cory is back
Yup
Cory come baaaaayk
Me of course
Yep
Magenit yup
Well im eating top ramen hot & spicy beef in bed home alone lights off okay im ready for this sss videos everyone slice that like button
My guy 👌🏻
I hate spice
eat childhood I bet you’re white
Liith ug yeah im white not a child
Kenneth Coupchiak wasn’t meant for you and it’s also a stereotypical joke
The first horror film was just a master piece 👁👄👁
🙌
No it was not
@@emeraldrose95 it is 👁👁
@@emeraldrose95second I was just joking I was actually disturbed-
The second animation got interrupted 3 times for me 😂
1st time: Cory talkin about his voice
2nd time: Cory talkin about his age
3rd time: a tik tok ad
Love your videos, keep up the good work ✌🏻
😑 and the exact thing happened to me too, even the freaking tiktok ad too😒
Same but diff ad
Same except for Tik to ad, I got that ad that starts like this : are u tired of knicking your ball sack...YOW 😂🤣😂 idk y that ad is funny to me
I hate the tik tok
Same
actually cory, the first one isnt an anima-
oh wait, someones knocking on my door !
CORY WAIT IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN T- JDJDHSCOEJSGRYD SIQHAJD SUSBD
This deserves more likes uwu
Jaylene TM Found dead Thursday night
Wut? Get some help.
*shotgun blast*
3:05 *...Kai take the...Kai open ur hand up and Take the nutri-grain bar..Kai TAKE* the Humor already Bro✊😂😂😂
Dion Carter ikr
*KAI TAKE THE HUMOR HAS ALREADY STARTED BRO*
@@echospace7347 ✌😂
Yeah he did advertise that you can feed them whenever you can put them in Sunlights and you can get them wet but he said that's only if they have a certain pills that he selling.
Another one.. *Cory, you're keeping me from sleeping, and I'm actually cool with that.*
ReTr0DuDe7007 im actually watching this at night like really
Marcelo cortes same
*I just KNEW he was gonna upload this when I was about to go to sleep* 🙃
IKR
Eeeyep
I know
Same here
*bruhhh*
"You're not supposed to feed them after midnight."
But isnt it always after midnight? So I just never feed them? That's abuse?
BIG FACTS
Which one the CREEPY ELF????
Its impossible to feed them so just stomp on they heads to make them die faster and maybe less painful
E
Ö you hacked the system!!!
u actually grabbed or bought the food he said to get gang:👇👇
"how you gon start with the fitness gram pacer test voice" 🤣🤣I'm dead
That gave me ptsd
Same lol
Lmao
Sister and boyfriend:we about to ruin your whole christmas eve
Elf on the self:I'm going to stop you right there
You made my day
@@somedudewhooofs Thank you :)
Your welcome
That’s a Babysitter
@@EdxCh t.h.e.r.e. s.h.o.u.l.d.n.t. b.e. a. p.e.r.i.o.d w.h.e.r.e. t.h.e.r.e i.s. a. p.e.r.i.o.d.
That second animation is WHY people carry guns with them
HI! TOYA!! 😄💕
Hello uwu
yep. i wouldn’t blame them, it’s a scary world
Its sweden we dont cary Guns
@@VoltageEnergi '-" ive never been to sweden i wouldnt know 🤣;-;
cory is literally a serial killer in every spooky scary sunday episode
It took me a minute to realize that you had a hat on😂 I was just thinking you had headphone hair🤦🏾♀️😭
it looks like he photoshopped his hair onto himself
Tania Renee! Omg that’s funny
I didn't even notice
Are you talking about when it leaves a dent in your hair
Hi person reading this, hope you have a great day 🥰❤️
You too!😊😊💙
Its a lie its april 1 that means april fools
kenna s Shutup I hope you have a better day
What a beg
Sftu i hope you the best possible you amazing duck
But cory what if i sleep with
1. The lights off
2. With the doors locked
3. With a .32 on my night stand
4. With my curtains down
What if i sleep like that? Can you trust me cory? Hmmmmmm?
ya
Xhkpubmjm mm8jjnhiyourcoolgbgggggu mji jm
Fide the word
Well im getting to the point
Good point
F11_1 2 pub and hi your cool
Sss on I can’t wait till it finish
Me: finally tired enough to sleep
Cory: uploads spooky scary sunday
Also me: *feels immediately wide awake after seeing the notification*
Thanks for the likes oof💞🙌👌
That's I felt cora
How old are you?
Acro Productions stop right there 🛑 ✋
Litterally
@@thatdudeacro7553 12 lmao
Cory: how’s it going crypt
Bloods : ooooooooohhhhhhhhh waiiittttttttt
Me : yeeks
Everyone else : 😬
Doris larkins they’re call crips not crypts
John Marston I know buzz kill 😒
Doris larkins how am I a buzz kill? Just telling u the joke didn’t make sense
John Marston It actually did
@@mand3la418 r/wooosh
Me when Cory said kids look away: YES SIR YES SIR
BET SIR YES SIR
Yea he a good dad
@@dingdong896 i never looked away tho
@@gygyllerena6566 that’s cause you’re a bad son
@@TabbyGa_IM A FEMALE!!!!!
CoryxKenshin I love your videos
Friend: See, cory is cute...he just gotta get a hairline...
Me:*spits out juice and laughs hard*
Keke Harris so true he ain’t been lined up since birth
FACTS
y'all are mean. Cory perfect the way he is, gtfo
@@gojosatoru6644 nobody said he wasn't..thats what my friend said so..
@@gojosatoru6644 chill out its called jokes