Cory: Why u watching me? You should be going to get your snacks Me: The mac a roni still cooking man Cory: You still standin there... Me: MAN I SAID ITS STILL BOILIN!
Nah if I was the guy in Omegle and I went to my friends house my friend could’ve just said “erm that sounds Skibidi toilet” and we would’ve been bursting laughing
Cory need to come back, TH-cam getting boring without him.😔 Edit: Yes, he is FINALLY BACK!!!🎉 and thank all of you guys for your thoughts in the replies 🙏 ☺️ 2nd edit: NVM lol 3rd edit: He’s back and it sounds like it’s for good this time 😃😭 4th edit: 5yrs later, I thinks he's gone forever this time 😔 5th edit 2024: HE’S BACK!!! AGAIN!!! 🤩
Hey Cory, I been rewatchin a bunch of your videos and still can say I’ve never met a better TH-camr and person, I hope whatever you’re looking for you find it, no matter if you come back or if you leave for good, the samurai community will always be here
@@kolchian5139 I am an absolute Fan of Llama Arts and there videos are absolutely Creepy either Scary. You'll not be upset If you are looking for those kind of vids
Cory: *_Goes into his pantry to get snacks_* Me: *_Goes to fix popcorn, with Bluetooth headphones still on whilst the video is playing_* Cory: _You're still here-_ Me: _hELLo?-_
@@C00KI3EATSCOOKIES there talking about the person who made the comment Jelly reki 7 months ago Cory: “I’m happy that you are on time for once” Me: watching this 2 years later “uh yeah they had this comment 7 months ago
The first time I met you was when I was five When I was 5, you always used to crack me up the first time. My sister yelled my name out of my room and I went inside her and I said what she said. Look at my TV and it's like who is that guy? And then she was like his name is Cory kitchen. And he cracks me up all the time. And I was like really? He does and she was like yes, and I was like. Can I watch him with you? And he was like I mean, she was like. Yeah, nozi did he used to crack you up all the time? And she was like. Yeah, no kidding. He always used to crack me up. So that's why I'm showing you and I started laughing. I couldn't stop. My heart was literally racing. I couldn't stop laughing. It was you were just so funny. I miss that moment.😢😢😢😢 It. Was a really happy time.I love you Cory kitchen. My birthday's on december , the second it's coming up just letting you know that it's coming up😢😢😢😢❤❤❤❤
SLICE that ‘LIKE’ button, SSS is BACK! Also time stamp your favorite part lol
CoryxKenshin love u
Cuz where the Samurai
yay im happy now
Hi
CoryxKenshin already did❤️
I love u Cory
Scary Spooky Sundays is our favorite.
Beans
cory only hearted this one lol
Woah! Didn’t think I’d see u here alter!
Spooky comes before scary so it spooky scary Sunday but yeah I agree
ALTER What’s up alter, love your films.
Cory: Why u watching me? You should be going to get your snacks
Me: The mac a roni still cooking man
Cory: You still standin there...
Me: MAN I SAID ITS STILL BOILIN!
i read that right at he said that
Good one
Ok but like this one is the funniest I have seen🤣
G;[PFTNMUITBGEUGEUHGIDHDEIGJEDIRJWIRJR8H8IEDUJ89IOUK8GUJE8DIRJD8WIFJKE I HATE D"VORA
@@cedriccoleman7216 r/ihadastroke
" you know what else is wavy? Ruffles. "
*_>Shows picture of wavy lays_*
U didn't put a time stamp 😑
lmao
*shows picture of Scooby*
@@shuggag1540 I don't need to?
The same great lays taste but with a hint of added waves.
Omg the “unhand me u troglodyte” is so iconic even 5 years later 😂
SO TRUE
I Said "HE DID NOT JS SAY THAT, THATS CRAZYYY"
Fr tho
Time stamp?
Can sm1 tell me
When you find a gamer who's actually funny on TH-cam and then come to find out he hasn't uploaded in 6 months
taye marie so true :(
Welcome to the waiting club :')
taye marie same
@@LLocvsttt when will he be back
@@thefoundingfatherofmemes2527 soon :) whenever he gets ready to return
Sarah: murdered by Dave. 💀
Sarah's employees: ohhhh classic Dave 😂
Oh he kidnapped you and almost murdered you and you barley escaped *SILLY DAVE*
Classic Dave
Oh he stabbed you in an alley way? Lmao, classic dave
*crazy Dave be to savage for plants vs zombies*
Oh Dave you rascal 🤗😅
“I’m happy that you’re on time for once”
Me watching this 4 years later: yeah we don’t talk about that.
your so real for that
LITERALLYYYYYY
14:16 UNHAND ME YOU TROGLYDYTE. ((4 yrs later i still love this)
Yeah same
Same
2 replies?
L
E
“You still standing here?”
“Cory I got my snacks already...”
Facts ugh I miss him
7
777
I grabbed my snacks I got lots of stuff and he's like you still standing there I also ate my snacks fast when it came to the scary part
Hey Kakyoin
CoryxKenshin: “ your finally on time.” me: “ I’m eleven months late.”
Thats what i said
Scp 049 bruh same
How's the foundation
I was 1 year late
Someone copied ur comment lol
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the marvelous dance he did in the beginning to celebrate his families leave
Nah if I was the guy in Omegle and I went to my friends house my friend could’ve just said “erm that sounds Skibidi toilet” and we would’ve been bursting laughing
YOOOO IM BOUT TO BE LIT RN THIS IS A SPOOKY SCARY SUNDAY ANDDD ITS 41 MINUTES LONG?! HECK YES IM BLESSED
We all been blessed
Facts
16:28 u can see the word *"Jimin"* 😂😂😂
Lol
Dragonfenity What does RN mean?
On that last animation I legit got so scared no lie like bro
Yeah, this week's stuff was generally spookier
There now we're tied in subs
Same im gonna go watch some Disney😟😟
Cory: “You know what else is wavy, Ruffles
Also Cory: shows a picture of wavy lays
XD why you calling out cory like that lol
Yeh
Lol says yeh gets like
KpopAndAnimeTrash Just saying
lol
i'll never stop rewatching Cory's videos.
Are you in 2024?
Sadly 😔
@@mochiissdabesttFr 😔
2024 😢❤
I miss Cory videos 😭💯
Corys back ☺️ (AGAIN 2024 ⚔️)
DTHboss 1000 yeet
DTHboss 1000 yes
DTHboss 1000 stop with these comments there retarded
XxnotatryhardxX true
@@canadianmonke38 😑
"I'm glad your on time"
yes sir I'm only 2 years late but that's correct.
When the world needed him the most…… he disappeared
@@Jerry_onYT 😐😑😒
@@fw_aman7601 so true
Lmao
@@deliagalvan5835 YASS SO TRUE
“Unhand me you troglodyte!”
CoryxKenshin 2019
The gaming fireball Never stop flaming Timestamp?
@@tmmt6135 You're Really That Desprate Huh?
DIO Brando what?
Tm Mt Here you go: 14:16.
Cyan The Square Also, he isn’t desperate, just curious.
14:15 UNHAND ME YOU TROGLODYTE
Best part lol
Who’s here after Cory came back?
Me
Hell yea boi
Me
Me
Meee
Everyone he’s back
I know I watched his video I'm so glad he's back
Ikr its great
Thanks for letting me know!
No shit everyone saw the video
I’m so glad he is😂 hopefully he does sss tmr
“Are you done with your soliloquy now go stand in the corner”
Cory will always have a special place in my heart
who else rewatching his vids?? missing cory 😔✋🏻
Yes Lolo 🤭
@@gojo4ever what about namjoon
Francis Igbinovia stfu
Me😭
I'm rewatching his videos too you're not alone
Cory you beast that build up to the sound effect -HURTED- 17:48 to 18:27
His neck is gone my brotha, G O N E
It's good to see this again after he hit 10 million congrats to you Cory
😔
@@Skibitolietl I mean he retires
@@dip4571 I mean maybe he decided to take a break? Idk man I can't even believe that he's gone now lol
M
@@Skibitolietl shut up
Cory: "I'm glad you're on time for once "
Me watching 5 years later
" Uhh....yeah 😌
LOL I WAS SAYING THE SAME THING AHAHA
@@faintedkouta lol
"Unhand me, you troglodyte"
- Cory Kenshin, 2019
Just an hour ago you commented this and you have 167 likes
@@Screamerr4444 ikr?
@@cocobean0390 moans TF
trog·lo·dyte
/ˈträɡləˌdīt/
noun
(especially in prehistoric times) a person who lived in a cave.
U know troglodytes are white ppl (not tryna be racist)
Cory is like everybody's favorite uncle.
Yes😂
Yup
Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok
I am dying from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
I agree, I am Black.
Same here cuh.
bruh this was posted like a year ago and we here at almost the exact same time
ØĶ
Bruhhhhhh 1 day ago hello
hello
"Un *HAND* me you *TROGLODYTE* " THAT SHIT HAD ME ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude in the second. He hit that tank top dude with a *FALCON PUNCH.*
*GAME*
WINNER : _____________
Cory: “I’m happy you’re on time today”
Me, 11 months late: 👁🐽👁
김로제 facts
9*
Annyeonghaseyo
Yup
I thought it been 9 months since he came back .-.
“You know what else is wavy? Ruffles”
*pulls up pic of Lays Wavy
Lol
xD
14:15 "UnHAND me you TROGLODYTE👿" LMAO
Bro when he smiles and unsmiles it cracks me up idk why
*unsmiles*
everyone’s gangsta till they realize this could be his last SSS
Chill out people HE *IS* alive
OK dude and peace out
Chill he’s taking a break
Edward norton killed him
Double D 😂😂
“uNhANd mE yOu tr0gLyDiTe”
that killed me😂😂
Bro same lmao 😂😂
Sorrow ._. Literally had to search up what that was 😂😂😂
what time in the video?
I always love to hear someone use the word “troglodyte”
Evelyn Saucedo 14:16
14:15 “UNHAND ME YOU TROGLODYTE “ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
My wifi stopped working at exactly 18:37 and that face was stuck on my tv screen for a minute LMAOO
Mine too WTF
okay but wow ur attractive af
Wtf same!
okayyalexa hellllll no don’t start with that “your attractive” pay attention to the comment lol
Mine crash a little earlier then that...... yea I’ll let myself out.
Cory need to come back, TH-cam getting boring without him.😔
Edit: Yes, he is FINALLY BACK!!!🎉
and thank all of you guys for your thoughts in the replies 🙏 ☺️
2nd edit: NVM lol
3rd edit: He’s back and it sounds like it’s for good this time 😃😭
4th edit: 5yrs later, I thinks he's gone forever this time 😔
5th edit 2024: HE’S BACK!!! AGAIN!!! 🤩
Ya
Fr
Swearrrrr
He's coming back in a few months no worries!
Why does he leave?
1:26
Cory: I’m happy you were on time for once.
Me: 2 months late
Literally said the exact same thing🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Libby Smith oop
I've n3ver been on time
I'm 4 months
Hey Cory, I been rewatchin a bunch of your videos and still can say I’ve never met a better TH-camr and person, I hope whatever you’re looking for you find it, no matter if you come back or if you leave for good, the samurai community will always be here
Bruh, dude carrying the candle like it's some ritual, but when he started dancing out of no where.. This why im subbed to cory
ceeber that Sonic Prom remix was a hit tho no 🧢
Yeah, that start in the beginning though. 😂
Serina P start=beginning.
@@surviveseparation lol
When Llama Arts Had been listed In the Animations
Cory: I WANT SOME REAL SCARY THING!!!
Llama Arts: Hold my beer
NightCore SORA 😂😂😂
*Hold my animation*
Vro honestly I didn’t think one of those could make me paranoid
@@kolchian5139 I am an absolute Fan of Llama Arts and there videos are absolutely Creepy either Scary. You'll not be upset If you are looking for those kind of vids
NightCore SORA Thank you Door-kun I’ll keep an eye on their channel
*18:14** people don’t understand how scary this actually is😂😂* .
Ikr
I Peed my pants when I made that
I know he’s eating frosted flakes. So mid and scary
Who is watching this because he is on break still
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me
0:19
Cory: "Mom?"
Cory: **Looks under pillow**
Parents do be hiding in strange places lol
Wanna know something scary?
I got an ad at the scariest moment.
Me too....I'm shook
Jeje
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dun dun DUUNNNNNN!!!!!
@@jordynbrown3081 i`m not
Cory: why do yall do this... TAKE THE POP TART
Tom: IM TRYING :(
Yo this shi not even scary when u get given pop tarts
KaKaRoT7265 jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez dude
@@user-if8qk4hx4l what
Jovani Rojas I’m 12
KaKaRoT7265 riff;;
CORYS REACTION TO THE CATFISH STORY I THINK HE WAS HOLDING BACK TEARS FROM A OLD PAINFUL MEMORY HE HAS 😂💯💯💯
*looks under cushion*
*"MmoOomM?!"*
*nOPE NOT THERE WOOP DEE DOO*
Lol
Woop de doo🤦🏾♂️😂
“you know what else is wavy? ruffles” *proceeds to show picture of lays*
*This is truly meme writing of the century*
Is back
For your viewing pleasure
Cory:I'm happy you're on time for once
Me: *checks the time* 11:36 PM
ThatPurplePerson lol same
its 11:48pm now jekdnbihekjbsidjkz
@@khai5891 11:54 for me
11:57😂😂😂😂😂
5AM for me😅
8:39 that scream sound effect after revealing the girl he met online🤣
14:16 “Unhand me you troglodyte 😒” Love that
So funny! 😂❤
UNHAND ME YOU TROGLODYTE 😡
UNHAND ME YOU TROGLODYTE CHAIN👇🏻
UNHAND ✊ ME 😐 YOU 👈 TROGLODYTE 😡
UN-HAND ME YOU TROGLODYTE 🫵🏾
no matter how scared I am.. Cory dancing always makes me feel better 😇
facts
Russell :3
fax
THAT WAS SO UNXPECTED
FIAIR CONGRATULATIONS TO 6 SUDSCRIBERS
Cory: *_Goes into his pantry to get snacks_*
Me: *_Goes to fix popcorn, with Bluetooth headphones still on whilst the video is playing_*
Cory: _You're still here-_
Me: _hELLo?-_
JDJSJSJSOSOS
LMAO
This happened to me too 😂
All i was eatin was noodles
This shit made me cringe
Mr. Cory: “I’m happy that you are on time for once.”
Me: *watching 3 years later*
“Um, sure 😀👍”
Bruh u copied jelly reki
Welcome to the crew
@@C00KI3EATSCOOKIES there talking about the person who made the comment Jelly reki
7 months ago
Cory: “I’m happy that you are on time for once”
Me: watching this 2 years later “uh yeah they had this comment 7 months ago
Yup
love watching his old videos
WHATTTTT !?!? a 40 min video? Ayeeeeeeeee😁😁 time to get all the snacks 🤪
no one:
cory: *flicks lighter*
me: he boutta light it up aaayyyyy
Bro😂😂
Lol
40 minutes of spooky scary some day, i've been blessed... 🗣️🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Bro fr said spooky scary someday 😭🙏
CORY if you don’t play kindergarten 2 by next week *imma DOODOO on your pillow*
Me To !✓
Yes, when he play 1 I died
Oh my Lord 😂😂😂
You said that in the last video😂😂
WhyDoPeopleUseYTInTheirYTName? YT Good eye 😂
Cory:I am happy that you finally made it on time.
Me:*1 day late*
Also me:*gasp* Im offended
Lil Lonely same! My phone was dead all day and I was at a party!!!
Skoopy scarey late gang
me too
This was my first time being early I was like how do you know 😂
DAMN 41 MINUTES?
BRO YOU'RE A LEGEND!!
He is a MEGA ULTRA RARE LEGEND!!!
I read this comment and turned the video off. Now I’m going to wait till I’m in bed and have smacks. Thank you
Ya when I saw that 41 min length I was shook. Was so happy to click on this video.
Family friendly
Don’t mind me just binge watching Cory’s old vids since he’s still on a BREAK. ( Edit- I hope he’s okay)
Amourxchan same💀💀💀
HIS FRIEND DIED GIVE HIM A BREAK
@@itsmiyahh6980 who?
This is why i think cxk's fanbase is under 11 they dont know whats wrong with him
Amourxchan same and I’m pissed because I SWEAR, if this boy gone for 4 months again
This is a joke
Cory: "On SSS we come together as samurai, our small little quaint tribe on youtube"
Me: *Small?*
I swear on YEEZY
That's a Samurai for ya.
Next up 5 minute crafts vs coryxkeshin
Lol
@@KhalessTheTherapist 5 minute crafts is trash
Then why the flip does he have 4 million subs?
The deep web one made me be like:
“Ight ima head out”
*yes*
Lol
Yep
Same
0:56 is my fav part bro started dancing randomly 😂
Cory; "im glad youre on time for once!"
*mw watching this four years later:*
"erm... yea😊"
Same
Me too 😭
Frrr
Sane here 😭😭😭
Same 😂
"Why are you watching me?"
*stops chewing banana bread*😯
Yo neck broke
Bruh how did u knew?
jazz music stops
No one:
Not a single soul:
Cory: “Un-HaNd mE yOu TrOgLyDiTe”
Get the 🅱️oof
Get the 🅱eef too
@@jojo110k P A C K
@@hddhdjhdjrjdjdhdhd3114 get the C- while u at it🤠
i saw this comment as soon as he said it
18:35 * cory aggressively stutters *
"and i'm happy you're on time for once"
*arrives a year later*
YBN Bomia yesh
Himato toga
14:16 " Un-hand me , you *troglodyte* " - Coryxkenshin 2019
*cough* stolen comment *cough*
@@pandarasengan6709 lolll
Copied comment
Many Paquaio and Panda Rasengan it’s not a stolen comment people just come up with the same idea
Panda rasengan lying butch fucking coxk
The “unHAND me you troglodyte “part killed me
Same heh
What the hell is a troglodyte
The Bobby Show look it up
Areyousureaboutthat them izuku profile l like it
ZackPlayz _Roblox me too man
guess whos rewatching corys vidz untill he posts
Cory "Get outta here family
Family "ok"
Cory "Yeah sucka be gone
*LOL*
xD
2:06
Cory: You should go get your snacks, its SSS.
Me: I jus had ice cream, now I'm on the toilet.
*Cory*
Oops..
you lactose intolerants are crazy you always do that
You lactose intolerant?
And I'm fasting
Cory: *Says To Grab These Foods*
Me: *Heats Up Ramen*
Same lol
LMFAOOO
SaMeZ
W e e b ?
@@maybemel0dic M a y b e
Wherever you are Cory please come back.. we miss you, you were an actual funny TH-camr and now you’re gone since 1 YEAR.
The dude went on the deep web to talk to a stranger? There's omegle.
But there's dick on there
@@TheD1V1NE 😂😂😂 true
What’s Omegle pls someone tell ne
YEAH
Chatzy exists too if you dont wanna see anyhing but just to chat or rp :)
Cory: You know what else is wavy? Ruffles. *inserts a picture of wavy Lays*
Me: Bu- okay.
How did this man know that I had Starburst jellybeans??
Cory, that’s kinda suspect, ngl
I mean leftover easter candy btw me to
I'm try a getting ready for skool
Then..
*KATTIN*
CXK VIDEO LEZ GET IT
Same bruh one ep he got ALL of my snacks right and I was scared as hell for a sec lmao
@@lynxg3598 wut?
@@four1629 sex? Wut
Guys Cory was not BANNED...
He just cannot find stuff he wants to film to
9:14 THE INTENSE MUSIC MAKES IT HILARIOUS IM ROLLINGGGG
Dam et sd
@Daniel Francoeur it's the walking dead I think? Yeah i think so
its the music from the fight scene in kick ass with bigdaddy and the factory
John Murphy - In the house, In a heartbeat
Its Light Yagami theme song fron death note ( the anime not the chicken vomit live action movie)
Cory: “small little thing called the samurai”
*has 5 million members
*L* fgjtgnekrngvkek *O* ngjtgtrgngr *O* getgnjktngr *K* ndndnfrmvlkem
*U* jwmedkwemd *P* dsfrengjneeg
5.5 mil actually
Define Xurq ok smartass 🤣
@@glostackalot yes
*leaves*
2:06
[Cory] "what are you doing watching?
You should be going to get some snacks?"
[Me] **eating potatoe chips intensifies**
Lays or Pringle ?? Just curious.
@@Fahad-369 😂😂😂
Lol I was eating pizza it was a large pizza so I had three slices at the time
Same i was eating lays
Got to go you need some milk
The first time I met you was when I was five
When I was 5, you always used to crack me up the first time. My sister yelled my name out of my room and I went inside her and I said what she said. Look at my TV and it's like who is that guy? And then she was like his name is Cory kitchen.
And he cracks me up all the time. And I was like really? He does and she was like yes, and I was like. Can I watch him with you? And he was like I mean, she was like. Yeah, nozi did he used to crack you up all the time? And she was like. Yeah, no kidding. He always used to crack me up. So that's why I'm showing you and I started laughing. I couldn't stop. My heart was literally racing. I couldn't stop laughing. It was you were just so funny. I miss that moment.😢😢😢😢 It.
Was a really happy time.I love you Cory kitchen.
My birthday's on december , the second it's coming up just letting you know that it's coming up😢😢😢😢❤❤❤❤
I look at the time of the vid (41 min)
Me: (grabs popcorn)
Same😂😂
=^● ⋏ ●^=
Lol I love this comment it makes me laugh
Lol
What’s fun is that it’s true
Cory: " You still standing there?"
Me with my snacks in hand: 👁👄👁
I'm cooking my snacks
bacon gang 🤤
@Sam Jr snacks means snacks
Okkkkk
@@zynet_eseled I was deep-frying mine
‘Except for my friend Ryan, he said i was stupid because i had never spoke with her’
Ryan is smart, be more like Ryan
Jordan amen
14:16 UNHAND ME YOU TROGLYDYTE🔥🔥🔥🔥
When Cory was talking and haven’t even started watching the stories, I already finished my snack.
I just wanted to say that I’m a big fan cory
I just wanted to say hey 👋
That’s just his imagination that’s so weird
Trying to trick him
Oh no
Cory: “go get ur snacks what are you waiting for”
My pizza rolls in the oven : “beep beep beep”
Me: “ah yes, perfect timing”
😂 Bruh I’m hiding in the comments this is so scary
@MyNameIsMak all night 🤪 starlight 🌚 cmon dance with me 💃 im levitating 🤩
Making soft pretzels rn lol
What the heck
@@ksyuhn why do people use random emojis
Damn corey's channel must be the kid and he's the dad getting the milk
IM DONE
Bruhh 😂
jjcooldog05 😂😂😂😂😂😂
jjcooldog05 lmao
Cory’s channel is me, and Cory is my dad picking up my Christmas present! (I don’t know why he hasn’t come back yet)
Four years ago💀😫😫
I laugh so hard every time when he tries to give gifts through the computer 😂😂😂😂😂
TOM! TOM, COME HERE! TAKE THE-
Cynthia Firestine that’s me tom Koperski /Tom kop the time cop
Cory: Unhand me you troglodyte. (14:15)
Me: Well DANG BRO.
jeez
What part
peachii yessir