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  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    Clib Jubley is one of the best characters in the CMC universe. Absolutely fucking hysterical, I’ve never been more happy to get Clibbed

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley

    • @DiAB0LiST27
      @DiAB0LiST27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley

    • @jenkinsfamily2229
      @jenkinsfamily2229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Father has approved of my words.

    • @tired247
      @tired247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      clib jubley was one of the rare moments where I couldn't breathe because of laughing so hard

    • @SkrubbleScrum
      @SkrubbleScrum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JATTY SKLEEBS

  • @MrAprynn
    @MrAprynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2653

    I love seeing Carson’s new profile pictures every video

    • @moneymanofficial
      @moneymanofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Jack Wrath 👑 bot

    • @cer5434
      @cer5434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moneymanofficial youre so mad its funny

    • @beezzaroll
      @beezzaroll ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who?

    • @moneymanofficial
      @moneymanofficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cer5434 huh????

    • @tuxedoedone3891
      @tuxedoedone3891 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best running gag of the season so far

  • @Goblin_sc
    @Goblin_sc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    Glad you loved my secret talent!

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Oh god where is the censor bar
      Guys I'm scared

    • @Goblin_sc
      @Goblin_sc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Cera_01 it’s gone no censor bar all Bidet

    • @virtueisdead
      @virtueisdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NO

    • @virtueisdead
      @virtueisdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NOOOOO

    • @thegoat9219
      @thegoat9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No way he's real

  • @bendriscoll
    @bendriscoll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    0:02 Jatthew
    2:10 C. Crunch
    2:37 Bidet
    5:45 PJ
    6:44 Frank
    7:19 Brittany
    7:55 Rob Banks
    11:23 Heinz
    13:20 Gerald
    13:27 Marley
    13:38 Pooh
    13:55 Clib Jubley
    18:10 Harold
    18:50 Rot
    20:33 Nathan
    22:16 Flamingo
    22:39 Racket
    22:52 Rupert

    • @bendriscoll
      @bendriscoll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      C MAN LIKED IT WOOOO

    • @Daragonal
      @Daragonal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Where is Hure, Bucket Head, Yolka, Chicken, elephant (to scale), Bagel, pacman, or Walt Disney

    • @SkrubbleScrum
      @SkrubbleScrum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you

    • @mindlessmrawesome
      @mindlessmrawesome ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clib jubley clib jubley clib jubley clib jubley clib jubley clib jubley

    • @iMAOusuc
      @iMAOusuc ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Daragonalgood point

  • @grantkarren3472
    @grantkarren3472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    Clib totally has it. He planted it and is growing a new Walt

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Oh my god the Clib Jubley bit is incredible. And all of Carson's characters tying into a mystery by the end could be its own video.

  • @magmamasterjt2366
    @magmamasterjt2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    The job title of Old Spice Antagonist has got to be the most intimidating thing I've ever heard, and I am extremely jealous

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Jack Wrath 👑 old spice antagonist ^^^

    • @negativefg7922
      @negativefg7922 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @JackWrath666 npc ahh comment. Sorry, kid, cope harder. Absolute baboon mentality. Take a shower. Gn, kid. Im staying winning and you're staying loosing

    • @codyglisczinski8680
      @codyglisczinski8680 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can smell you through my phone... is that a hint of mildew and cat piss? Not too shabby

    • @skimsh
      @skimsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The fact that it says antagonist proves the existence of a "old spice protagonist" and i wanna see them both fight to the death

    • @magmamasterjt2366
      @magmamasterjt2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@skimsh I would pay money for an Old Spice Inspired RPG game

  • @MrTindera
    @MrTindera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    The Clib Jubley section literaly made me laugh so uncontrollably it made me throw up.

    • @lilyofluck371
      @lilyofluck371 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley

    • @piperhfj
      @piperhfj ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley

    • @Jahoo418
      @Jahoo418 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley

    • @modelmaker101
      @modelmaker101 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley

  • @quoteonquoteclub9711
    @quoteonquoteclub9711 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Clib Jubley should’ve won an Oscar for his role in E.T.

  • @SlapStyleAnims
    @SlapStyleAnims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Congratulations on you and Jatthew’s relationship Carbon! He’s perfect for you! He clearly likes you!

    • @GoobleMcScrooble
      @GoobleMcScrooble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He clearly likes it!

    • @mary-gf5iw
      @mary-gf5iw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He does!

    • @Banroblox2
      @Banroblox2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He clearly likes it!

    • @latrellwilson5182
      @latrellwilson5182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      please, call him jatty skleebs!

    • @ZeusGamingAOM
      @ZeusGamingAOM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clib Jubley Clib Jubley Clib Jubley

  • @farkbett699
    @farkbett699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    God, the fuckin Clib bit nearly made me drool from laughter

  • @codyglisczinski8680
    @codyglisczinski8680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I am eating spaghetti for dinner and I can't stop laughing at the Clib Jubley thumbnail photo. Carson, you have effectively corroded my humor to the deepest darkest pit of pure stupidity.

  • @YoutubePizzer
    @YoutubePizzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THE MYSTERY UNSOLVED

  • @yukimistay
    @yukimistay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love the idea that Rob banks isn't actually a criminal and is just incredibly naive about how he does things

  • @millenial8212
    @millenial8212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3726

    Kinda fell off, 2 seconds ago and no views...

    • @LiquidSoapDrinker
      @LiquidSoapDrinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      5 minutes and he still doesn't have 1m views? I miss the old Carson

    • @Makowako_
      @Makowako_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      True

    • @Muffin.Creations
      @Muffin.Creations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@LiquidSoapDrinker cries quietly

    • @nattiecraft
      @nattiecraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not funny lol

    • @lizando1326
      @lizando1326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@nattiecraft neither are you, banana bread

  • @C_heeseable
    @C_heeseable ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "his gender is unknown" is a crazy sentence

  • @dylanwhitten3994
    @dylanwhitten3994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Why is there such a consistent story going on lmao💀

  • @Daragonal
    @Daragonal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    0:00 Jatthew [made by Carson]
    2:09 C. Crunch [made by Joey]
    2:34 bidet [made by Gavin]
    5:45 PJ [made by Matt]
    6:43 Frank [made by Loki]
    7:19 Brittany [made by Quacks]
    7:53 Rob Banks [made by Carson]
    11:24 heinz [made by Gavin]
    13:20 gerald [made by Joey]
    13:27 Marley [made by Loki]
    13:38 Pooh [made by Quacks]
    13:48 Clib Jubley [made by Carson]
    18:06 Harold [made by Joey]
    18:50 rot [made by Gavin]
    20:31 Nathan [made by Matt]
    22:16 Flamingo [made by Loki]
    22:41 RACKET [made by Loki]
    22:51 Rupert [made by Carson]
    23:54 Hure [made by Joey]
    24:21 Bucket Head [made by Joey]
    25:02 yolka [made by Gavin]
    25:36 the chicken [made by Gavin]
    25:44 elepant (to scale) [made by Gavin]
    25:56 Bagel [made by Loki]
    26:06 pacman [made by Loki]
    26:39 Walt Disney [made by Carson]

    • @beezzaroll
      @beezzaroll ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you have no clue how pleased I am

    • @Irish_Enderman
      @Irish_Enderman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legend

    • @tomatomanpan647
      @tomatomanpan647 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      pretty sure joey made gerald

  • @Kitsuism913
    @Kitsuism913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Man i'm bored i wish i had something to do"
    Carson: say no more

  • @ebenezer-scrooge
    @ebenezer-scrooge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    those dating profiles are rather suspicious carson

    • @sarahcivilization9905
      @sarahcivilization9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @kaw57_
      @kaw57_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just like the imposter

    • @GestaIter
      @GestaIter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JackWrath666dude got his account seized, pray for this man.

  • @DeltaKillsTV
    @DeltaKillsTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The Clib Jubbley bit put me in actual fucking tears. Please god let him return

  • @Tomiculous_Budd
    @Tomiculous_Budd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    ?

  • @eboone
    @eboone หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:35 gavin is such a comedic genius it is insane

  • @markoz_wolf
    @markoz_wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Dude I just love how they make lore out of nowhere with jokes

  • @TheHappy_Flower
    @TheHappy_Flower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    PJ is from South Salt Lake, Utah? No wonder he looks so familiar. We're even the same age!
    Edit: I apologize, South Salt Late, Utah. Never heard of 'em

  • @jaridshumway5191
    @jaridshumway5191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This has gotta be the biggest cliffhanger in CallMeCarson history

  • @Binngle-g4y
    @Binngle-g4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    watching callmecarson videos make me wanna eat cereal and i don't know why

    • @rev5943
      @rev5943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fnaf ambience starts playing

    • @yukimeowmeoww
      @yukimeowmeoww 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      with or without milk

    • @pluto2469
      @pluto2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Does it haves milk?

    • @Binngle-g4y
      @Binngle-g4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yukimeowmeoww with cheese burger

    • @tired247
      @tired247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wit da milk??????

  • @clibjubley
    @clibjubley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hello yes it is I Clib Jubley I did not steal Walt Disney's head.

  • @pjkrill3109
    @pjkrill3109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As a PJ myself I can say with certainty that you accurately described all of us.

  • @maliciousbard3806
    @maliciousbard3806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I loved the part where he said “it’s clibbin’ time” and started clibbin’ on everyone

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love Carson’s Walt Disney Sub Plot for 0 reasons

  • @Mikescool444
    @Mikescool444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jatty skleebs sounds like the name of a one-off Rick and Morty character who gets mad and then killed within specifically a 10 minute appearance in the middle-late portion of the episode.
    And somehow has 2 TH-cam videos of people editing together every clip of him with a title like “Jatty skleebs being ____ for 5 minutes.”

  • @stimmy9785
    @stimmy9785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Not only has Carson kept his promise about uploading every Saturday, but he's now giving us videos nearing half an hour! Awesome video as always 👌

  • @lthebeanmasterl
    @lthebeanmasterl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Mother: We should name him Matthew
    Father: We should name him Jack
    Doctor: I have an idea that will make you both happy.

  • @scoaktree9575
    @scoaktree9575 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The knife says, in rough google picture translate, is “I have studied K” I don’t know why but that’s so menacing

  • @jsokalski123
    @jsokalski123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I haven’t cried laugh in so fucking long 😂 thank you Carson and the gang ❤

  • @Red12-k6i
    @Red12-k6i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    14:44
    Is that a fricking Kricketune cry?

  • @DrKoneko
    @DrKoneko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have never heard of a more gavin thing than making some dude just have "Magnet" on their profile without any explaination.

  • @leahvaliquette2463
    @leahvaliquette2463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The song of Clib Jubley sure sounds an awful lot like the distressing cry of a Kricketune 👽

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:50 I never thought I'd see Sexy Vegan ever again. Why have you put his image back in my head???

    • @Aumirae
      @Aumirae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro fr I completely forgot he existed

  • @RealShimSham
    @RealShimSham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Carson videos are best enjoyed at 3am when your mind is so tired you laugh hysterically over anything

  • @SewerCatoftheSewer
    @SewerCatoftheSewer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:43 Is that Kricketune?? I feel like I'd recognized that deleleleWHOOP anywhere, even if it's coming from the devilishly handsome Clib Jubley

  • @otisjoi
    @otisjoi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    clib jubley is easily the funniest thing carson has done that shit is so funny

  • @wdg_dave1131
    @wdg_dave1131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hi Udon love the content! congrats on the 95.99 FC!! personally my favorite map is not psychology mapped by muffn, my favorite map has got to be no more faking mapped by roadman Reginald the level 25 in beatsaber challenge community ranking!!!

  • @optckatana
    @optckatana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:43 Did you really just use a changed version of Kricketune's cry? LMAO

  • @foelaschite9632
    @foelaschite9632 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clib jubbly and ubba need a movie together to continue the CMC season 2 expanded universe

  • @seandavis2261
    @seandavis2261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:35 I love how none of them comment on the fact that heinz is literally across the street from them cos he's only 160m away

  • @cadillac.krafter.6279
    @cadillac.krafter.6279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite part in the video is when Carson came out of the screen and clibbed me on the table and used me

  • @deff8487
    @deff8487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:45 I never expected the song of ETs people to be a Kricketune's distorted cry. Does that mean they're all Bug type?

  • @waltdisney7401
    @waltdisney7401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    great video carson! but you wont catch me

  • @gratin6228
    @gratin6228 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:45
    Carson I KNOW that was Kricketune's cry
    you can't keep the truth away form me

  • @HAOSxy
    @HAOSxy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your honour, i wasn't murdering those people, they just couldn't handle the fact that they got Clibbed.

  • @raquelsanchez4129
    @raquelsanchez4129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This has to be one of the videos ever

  • @bennie1079
    @bennie1079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fuck I love this was half an hour long.
    An absolute treat to watch

  • @huffeyy3916
    @huffeyy3916 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ENTJ stands for Extrovert Intuitive Thinking Judging, as opposed to Introvert Sensing Feeling Perceiving
    I’m ENTJ 👍

  • @codeHusky
    @codeHusky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    theres funny alien in this video

    • @millenial8212
      @millenial8212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No there isnt, alien dont exist

    • @filipswiatkowski1058
      @filipswiatkowski1058 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@millenial8212 Why is this the only comment here?

  • @potatopouf
    @potatopouf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    as someone who has way too many squishmallows, i feel personally attacked by nathan

  • @4for4for4for4
    @4for4for4for4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the 4d go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this 4d has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the 4d is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on 4d. hail 4d. hail 4d. The spinning 4d, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a 4d do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the 4d scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating 4d. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of 4d I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of 4d I have ever seen especially on 3:51.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the 4d go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this 4d has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the 4d is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on 4d. hail 4d. hail 4d. The spinning 4d, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of 4d do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the 4d spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the 4d scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating 4d. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any 4d I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 5:05 I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. 4d spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the 4d go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the 4d is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on 4d. hail 4d. hail 4d. The spinning 4d, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the 4d scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any 4d I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of 4d I have ever seen especially on 9:59. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

    • @chirp0625
      @chirp0625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro rewrote the entire fucking bible

    • @pyro4130
      @pyro4130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah definetly a copypasta

  • @_dusty_
    @_dusty_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    istg Clib Jubley's song at 14:44 is literally just Kricketune's cry slowed down

    • @gemstone4264
      @gemstone4264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew I heard that sweet sweet "deleleleWOOOP"!

  • @themonky5274
    @themonky5274 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the deep voice of clib made me cry

  • @aecrago
    @aecrago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that Clib Jubley makes a krickitune sound

  • @JohnFitzgerald-Kennedy
    @JohnFitzgerald-Kennedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:42 man really did just pitch down the kricketune cry

  • @vortex_all9055
    @vortex_all9055 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this isn't E.T. the extra terestrial anymore this is E.D. the erectile dysfunctional

  • @xenonyx
    @xenonyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    well now i know why it took longer to edit with all those bidet appearances

  • @sipofsunkist9016
    @sipofsunkist9016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ok. Rob Banks was hilarious.

  • @icy6771
    @icy6771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the ongoing mystery of who stole Walt Disney's frozen head.
    I bet it was clib.

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mr. Banks is such a down-to-earth guy, I respect it.

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Knowing Carson and his friends’ humor, these are either just going to be shitposts, abstract and absurdly random, or straight up analog horror shit

  • @Meri637
    @Meri637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:37 i’m literally eating spaghetti right now

  • @Ghouliano
    @Ghouliano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The worst part is that Nathan is definitely a real guy lmao he’s out there just freely roaming around 😰

  • @ImSryJon
    @ImSryJon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder what the frozen walt disney head popsicle tastes like

  • @gregaze
    @gregaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Truly, this is a Carbon moment!

  • @radadic
    @radadic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Carson turned Tinder into an ARG to find Walt Disney's Frozen Head
    This is a fantastic game idea

  • @owosinpan
    @owosinpan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BUT WHO DID IT THEN??? YOU CAN'T LEAVE US IN SUCH A CLIFFHANGER

  • @Tall_twink
    @Tall_twink ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was just waiting for the location to say “nearby AND RAPIDLY APPROACHING”

  • @Alfe5
    @Alfe5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:43 Clib Jubley sang the Kricketune cry from Pokemon Gen 4 pitch shifted down.

  • @Quentino808
    @Quentino808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Let's see Paul Allen's Tinder profile"

  • @Cypress_tuff418
    @Cypress_tuff418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Long NIght" is one of the best jokes on the channel ever

  • @ice6erg76
    @ice6erg76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    we need lore based on the race for walt disneys frozen head

  • @darkeviljaxson
    @darkeviljaxson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i think i use to have a relatively normal sense of humor and then I started watching carson.

  • @grilledcheesechariotofagre1287
    @grilledcheesechariotofagre1287 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was eating nuggies whilst watching this video and let out a little giggle which caused me to choke on the nuggy and nearly pass out. I will be contacting my lawyers

  • @killiankaminsky9569
    @killiankaminsky9569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really needed a laugh after a generally crappy day, then i saw the notification.

  • @ItsALaughYT
    @ItsALaughYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another BANGGGERRR 🎉 epic vid Carson love the length too

  • @jordanvokolek3376
    @jordanvokolek3376 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:32 he stares longingly into the distance. Clib knows you have sinned

  • @frosty3156
    @frosty3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am here, ive waited for this

  • @BappO-is-me
    @BappO-is-me 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's hard to say whether or not this is your most unhinged video yet

  • @Jamielynncrochet
    @Jamielynncrochet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So awesome that u have been uploading every Saturday I love it

  • @johnweist
    @johnweist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No way we leave on a cliffhanger without knowing who stole Walt disneys frozen head

  • @lordportabello4237
    @lordportabello4237 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that Clib's song of his people was the Krickitune cry but cursed

  • @no0p.306
    @no0p.306 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clib Jubley’s song of his people is just a distorted kricketune cry 😭😭

  • @SoyShazar
    @SoyShazar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    22:16 That's Albert?

  • @strawberry_boicake
    @strawberry_boicake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DON'T THINK I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THAT KRICKETUNE CRY, CARSON

  • @wolterwite
    @wolterwite ปีที่แล้ว +4

    as a clibsexual i cant agree more with clib jubly. 16:03

  • @NikoMoronic
    @NikoMoronic ปีที่แล้ว

    i love when clib jubley said "its clibbin time" and clibbed all over the place

  • @DarkTakanuva
    @DarkTakanuva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:30 missed opportunity to make it the salts of time, given where PJ is from

  • @expodev
    @expodev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:36 Somebody Clib that

  • @sorenfarley
    @sorenfarley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Are people like mass unsubscribing? I see the number at the end of the video getting lower and lower. If its because of the content, then maybe its just weeding out the unfunny people. This is the best content you've ever made, and I think people are just scared of your endless reach of funny.

    • @Voidedfireleg2
      @Voidedfireleg2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real talk

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it’s from people who grew out of this type of creator (since there is people out there that do similiar discord vids like this).

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SlyHikari03 this is most likely

  • @antaresthirdeldenlord4840
    @antaresthirdeldenlord4840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should put Clib Jubly in every video from here on out

  • @spongeman9024
    @spongeman9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God that fucking E.T part was so disgustingly horrific, I love it.

  • @Repton0
    @Repton0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I genuinely thought there was a new member called clib from the description.