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  • @Attivian
    @Attivian ปีที่แล้ว +6763

    This hurt my soul, but once I saw him riffle shuffle like that, my whole body was dragged into hell.

    • @jarana941
      @jarana941 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤣

    • @anikuzatepan
      @anikuzatepan ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Same i literally saw horns grow on the mans head

    • @m3g4f4il1
      @m3g4f4il1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The worst 😫

    • @Krensharpaw
      @Krensharpaw ปีที่แล้ว +82

      You could just HEAR the screams of the money cards losing their value.

    • @tristancurrie8033
      @tristancurrie8033 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Man had fetches in there 😭😭

  • @TagRoss
    @TagRoss ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    The moment he picked up his entire deck to draw one card I'm calling the judge, there's no way I'm gonna trust that.

    • @cheeseburgerpaladin
      @cheeseburgerpaladin ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I could understand if maybe he just sleeved his cards with new ones. One time I played EDH right after sleeving up some brand new Ultimate Guard sleeves and those things were more slippery than an eel made of Vaseline.

    • @AncientHydraGaming
      @AncientHydraGaming ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Brand new sleeves can get sketchy. While I don't support picking up the whole deck I don't mind people holding the deck to make sure only one card slides off top. I've seen drawing one card pull 4 or 5 cards off the top and have 1 of them flip over for everyone to see.

    • @buttnugget2900
      @buttnugget2900 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@@cheeseburgerpaladinAs slippery as sleeves can be in no way would they ever warrant needing to pick up the whole deck to pick up the literal top card on the deck. >.>

    • @pandacapre9302
      @pandacapre9302 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@buttnugget2900 Wait for the Dr Who River Song card. where you draw from the bottom X'D

    • @raymondcarter4335
      @raymondcarter4335 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Lol call a judge for Commander. That’s hilarious.
      Did you Rule 0 disallow casual gameplay? 😂

  • @TheKazzerscout
    @TheKazzerscout ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    'I'll set this land card face down in defence mode'

    • @seanh884
      @seanh884 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LOL, that was great. Thanks for the laugh! 😂

    • @stigmurder99
      @stigmurder99 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      👏👏👏

    • @-Neonex-
      @-Neonex- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      "Play your last pathetic land Yugi!"

    • @Modernsour19
      @Modernsour19 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It would have been facedown sideways

    • @JesseRogers-vw6kr
      @JesseRogers-vw6kr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Defence mode is tapped. Upside down cards are sets.

  • @grnman86
    @grnman86 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    “Is that a morphed creature?”
    “No silly. It’s a tapped land.”

  • @ANARCHY-nr2lq
    @ANARCHY-nr2lq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    Picking the entire deck up to draw the card is so underrated. I think that was the funniest part 😂

  • @xcosama
    @xcosama ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    "I've never said this before, but I don't think you can play with us anymore. Sorry."

    • @iocsparkfire00
      @iocsparkfire00 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Unless you fix it right now need to eliminate someone just gotta lay down some ground rules

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Head on a pike can be justified.

    • @virtueofabsolution7641
      @virtueofabsolution7641 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@iocsparkfire00I really feel like this isn’t a ground rule you should have to lay down. Besides anyone who plays like that probably also has hundreds of bottles of their own baby batter in a shrine in their basement labeled “Mom”

    • @ThatWildcard
      @ThatWildcard 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@virtueofabsolution7641how to tap is literally in the base rules of the game

    • @SevEvoimaru
      @SevEvoimaru 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@virtueofabsolution7641 thanks, hate it more than anglerfish now!

  • @masterrocket31
    @masterrocket31 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Its an actual rule that lands are closest to the player and non land cards are closest to your opponent. the exception to this rule is mana rocks that only tap for mana. those can be with your lands, but they cant be hidden underneath your lands.

    • @Urzaden
      @Urzaden ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep Rule 4.7 it also includes info about the graveyard.

    • @NightSkeptic
      @NightSkeptic หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Creatures must be above lands, nothing can be behind lands. Graveyard must be above or below library.
      THIS player however is violating communication policy.
      Even at FNM, he'd be encouraged to present his gamestate in a logical and understandable way. Individual judges will bandy about whether this violates free and derived information or not. When I was a judge, I'd be warning that player.
      God, just imagine the commander that player is using.

    • @LibertyMonk
      @LibertyMonk 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's only a tournament rule (or policy) though, which aren't applicable outside of organized (sanctioned) play. They still exist, and you can call some out for being an ass either way, but it's not like they'll get an official talking to or anything.

  • @wesleymclain9146
    @wesleymclain9146 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    I took 1d4 psychic damage from this.

    • @acridharbor6253
      @acridharbor6253 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I feel like I took a wholeass magic missile volley

    • @juangallegos2988
      @juangallegos2988 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@acridharbor6253 up casted all the way to 9th level

    • @acridharbor6253
      @acridharbor6253 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@juangallegos2988 you are absolutely correct.

    • @tonyedwards6073
      @tonyedwards6073 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E-MOWSHUNAL DAHM-AGE!!!'

    • @redriot-unbreakable9476
      @redriot-unbreakable9476 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juangallegos2988 then transmuted into psyhic damage, while giving me vulnerability to it.

  • @atibamaule
    @atibamaule 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Giving off that "You're a 3rd rate duelist, with a 4th rate deck!" Energy.

  • @pswinford8
    @pswinford8 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    I played against someone like this, not this bad, but he admitted to me that he did it to throw people off. That is what we in Magic call " a dick move."

    • @trolleymouse
      @trolleymouse ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It's up there with the "Do not give your opponent the advantage of clean air" types ...

    • @ix8750
      @ix8750 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@trolleymouse LMAO

    • @unlimitedrabbit
      @unlimitedrabbit ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Like the player who "accidentally" lets a counterspell drop out of their hand when you're starting to tap your lands for a big spell.

    • @oxcare5
      @oxcare5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is what I would call "a Richard relocation"

    • @sammysammyson
      @sammysammyson ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's also illegal in a tournament setting to my understanding.

  • @FanEAW
    @FanEAW ปีที่แล้ว +189

    ''thats just how i play''
    ''okay, well lets see what the judge thinks about that''

    • @LibertyMonk
      @LibertyMonk 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If there's actually a judge, they'll at minimum ask them to have a sensible layout. And tell them flipping the card over is illegal.
      But I don't see a judge.

  • @bwallaceMLG
    @bwallaceMLG ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    This is why I support regulated zones in games not this “cards go anywhere” madness

    • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
      @hanakoisbestgirl4752 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Are there not in magic?

    • @juangallegos2988
      @juangallegos2988 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@hanakoisbestgirl4752 there are zones, it's just that they aren't as defined as in Yugioh.
      Lands as close as you as possible, non land permanents close to your opponent; library (deck), graveyard and exiled cards to your extreme (within reach) left or right.
      The rest is arranged via player preference.

    • @aetherarcanist4819
      @aetherarcanist4819 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      ​@@juangallegos2988 and even then, there's always the occasional player who puts the fucking lands in front of everything else

    • @juangallegos2988
      @juangallegos2988 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@aetherarcanist4819 yes, ive had this mostly with newbies when i'm teaching but I try to correct them as early as possible. When someone isn't a newbie i scream internally

    • @Amardarial
      @Amardarial ปีที่แล้ว +68

      There are, he can not legally do this in Magic.

  • @DocHattori
    @DocHattori ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That "that's just how I play the game" at the end made me even more angry then the things before

  • @TheGoldenHorncall
    @TheGoldenHorncall ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    If my opponent flips a card face down that is in play and is supposed to be revealed I’m calling a judge

    • @slightlyOnion
      @slightlyOnion ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Indeed. And if the player insists that they can do that they might even get a match loss for it.

    • @total_dk6517
      @total_dk6517 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      To not mention that they placed their non-land permanents below their lands..
      MTR 4.7: "From the player’s perspective, nonlands must be kept closer to the player’s opponent than lands, and no non-land cards should be between the land area and the edge of the table closest to the player."
      And just for good measure (also MTR 4.7):
      "The player’s library, graveyard, and exiled cards should be kept all to the left of the battlefield or all to the right of the battlefield at the player’s discretion.
      The player’s graveyard and exiled cards should be adjacent to the player’s library. All three should be distinct at all times."

    • @leftysheppey
      @leftysheppey ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ​@total_dk6517 try telling legacy and vintage players this. Lots of old school players play with Lands in front. It's a pain at times lol

    • @NoticemeSinPi
      @NoticemeSinPi ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@total_dk6517 "The true opponent, the enfolding boundary, is the player himself"
      -some tennis guy

    • @khub5660
      @khub5660 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@@leftysheppey you don't have to tell them. The game loss will

  • @yseson_
    @yseson_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His smirk says he’s playing a psychological game

  • @soulglitcher
    @soulglitcher ปีที่แล้ว +318

    We were chillin' until he did the shuffle.
    Then he became public enemy number 1.

    • @Tzzrt_Unbrkn
      @Tzzrt_Unbrkn ปีที่แล้ว

      I went full trigger for a second there, like I may have experienced a small vein burst and everything

    • @soulglitcher
      @soulglitcher ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tzzrt_Unbrkn I just rewatched the vid and I nearly had a heart attck from the shuffle jumpscare. Be warned, all.

    • @jonnynice8366
      @jonnynice8366 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Why is this shuffle so triggering to everyone? This is how we all used to shuffle our deck back in the day.

    • @jaminkamm3096
      @jaminkamm3096 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@jonnynice8366 mostly due to how damaging that kind of shuffling is for the cards when done improperly, as it puts a lot more stress on them than it would with playing cards. Those are designed to withstand shuffling like that for a much longer period of time.

    • @jonnynice8366
      @jonnynice8366 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jaminkamm3096 It's actually kinda sad how obsessed everyone has become with their cards' condition. People used to not give the slightest f*ck about this stuff and they enjoyed the game maybe even more so because of it.

  • @AncientHydraGaming
    @AncientHydraGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If my group had someone tap like that or layout their board that way then we'd be having words. No one ever tapped like that but one guy did layout his board weird, library and GY in middle with permanents seemingly put at random, and we were like "no, dude you need to organize your battlefield to buy easier to read or you are out after this game".

  • @ChrisThe1
    @ChrisThe1 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    idc about the riffle, they're his cards, but if you put the graveyard in the middle of the board u will be out of my house very quick

    • @Machiroable
      @Machiroable 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, it could be a graveyard centric deck, like dredge or reanimate.

    • @destendgem
      @destendgem 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can I offer you a Animate Graveyard in these trying times?

  • @froznpyro
    @froznpyro ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lmao that shuffle is enough to make the soul of any tcg player leave this dimension 💀

  • @connorl0204
    @connorl0204 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Watching this video, the only thing coming to mind was “have you considered gun violence against your friends?”

    • @justenleonas
      @justenleonas ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @altosforteaquax5083
      @altosforteaquax5083 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's a bit extreme. Try steel chair to back of head first, as a measured response.
      Them light them up if the didn't get it the first time.

    • @justenleonas
      @justenleonas ปีที่แล้ว

      @@altosforteaquax5083 Fair

    • @joeb7325
      @joeb7325 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even in the Magic community, this guy doesn't have any friends not only playing like that but being a total dick about it too

  • @jarodt5000
    @jarodt5000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First it was just my eye twitching, then I started convulsing when I saw the riffle shuffle, tough watch good job

  • @jpickens189
    @jpickens189 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Also, that is such an efficient graveyard position.

    • @Cookiemunster779
      @Cookiemunster779 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      For dredge maybe 😂

    • @Ivansports95
      @Ivansports95 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭😭

    • @ThisAintAStupidName
      @ThisAintAStupidName ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ah, a fellow connoisseur of dredge I see.

    • @Krensharpaw
      @Krensharpaw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop it you lol

    • @Playingwithproxies
      @Playingwithproxies ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just make your gy the stack so all your spells go there immediately after resolving

  • @sonicmaster047
    @sonicmaster047 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's amazing how quick you can make a card game player have mental breakdown over the smallest things. Humans man.

  • @dustin89clanton
    @dustin89clanton ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I specifically ordered the full text Forest because it describes Tapping as turning the card 90° because a friend that occasionally sits to my left barely taps his lands 45° and makes keeping track of open mana more difficult. He’s newer and doesn’t think it’s a huge deal, but he’s also never used a control or midrange deck lol.

    • @Fobia17
      @Fobia17 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Must find a way to balance my lands on their edge.. Hey, it's 90 degrees

    • @dustin89clanton
      @dustin89clanton ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Fobia17 just over there building card houses lol

    • @williamstoneman6977
      @williamstoneman6977 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is awkward. I've played since 2014 and I do a 45° tap because it's easier for me.

    • @dustin89clanton
      @dustin89clanton ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@williamstoneman6977 if your friends don’t mind it and you’re not trying to use it for an unfair advantage, I’m sure you’re fine. I just struggle a bit with it at times and end up asking if the lands are tapped or not, which slows the game a bit. Usually I try to sit in the left corner to avoid it but sometimes he gets settled before me.

    • @williamstoneman6977
      @williamstoneman6977 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dustin89clanton yeah nobody has really asked before because I tend to play green and red decks and I almost never run response cards. It makes it easy to play against me because I'm too small brain to plan out moves on other people's turns. I'd rather just bonk em with a 7/7 dino

  • @benjaminkittel3535
    @benjaminkittel3535 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zones are defined clearly in mtg, atleast for lands and nonland permanents

  • @Greenarrow056
    @Greenarrow056 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    This made me want to quit magic 🤣

    • @thegreatunknown8075
      @thegreatunknown8075 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You'll be back.... And he will be waiting....

    • @riccardocalosso5688
      @riccardocalosso5688 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Take solace, if someone places the cards like this, he can be disqualified from the tournament

    • @mongolifepawn842
      @mongolifepawn842 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I quit magic years ago. Now I want to pick it up again just to troll

    • @thegreatunknown8075
      @thegreatunknown8075 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mongolifepawn842 well commander is big now time to make a big turbo fog deck

    • @tratanlightbreaker6029
      @tratanlightbreaker6029 ปีที่แล้ว

      It made me want to try this in other card games.

  • @Oceanz08
    @Oceanz08 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " that's the way I play the game" that's what cheaters say 🤣

  • @jupiter5276
    @jupiter5276 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The shuffle broke my soul, the tapping broke my hope for humanity, and his graveyard broke my eyes

  • @ericshep1498
    @ericshep1498 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love this. Definitely gotta give this play style a test. Especially that satisfying shuffle. I have no plans to resell cards, it’s just cardboard and ink anyway.

  • @distranthegloriouslydeform9259
    @distranthegloriouslydeform9259 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Literally fell to my knees at the shuffle.

  • @deejayf69
    @deejayf69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's it. Focus this man down! He committed the sin of playing differently than us.

  • @jessesutton7985
    @jessesutton7985 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You actually don't just 'have to deal with it'. I'd refuse to play with someone doing crap like that.

  • @vroomzoom4206
    @vroomzoom4206 ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    "You put your creature in the objectively worst spot possible". Proceeds to move it to a worse spot. Silence.

    • @soorian6493
      @soorian6493 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sound of a defeated man

    • @scheikundeiscool4086
      @scheikundeiscool4086 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not to mention a illegal spot. The games has rules for where what kind of card goes on the "board"

    • @alanbeatty4314
      @alanbeatty4314 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scheikundeiscool4086 Only at Comp REL

    • @xaldath4265
      @xaldath4265 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@alanbeatty4314Obviously casual play doesnt follow the strictest rules, but if you play with your cards in a way that convolutes the board-state, dont be surprised when people dont want to play with you

    • @alanbeatty4314
      @alanbeatty4314 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xaldath4265 there are tournaments that are not Comp REL. Most tournaments are at Regular REL. Regular REL doesn't mean "casual"

  • @davidsantiago7808
    @davidsantiago7808 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i have a friend exactly like this, and he often forgets to draw a card at the start of his turn, no matter how many times we remind him.

  • @spartan316kaos
    @spartan316kaos ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I would never play with them again, or if it was an official match I'd call a judge

  • @BradyTurner1
    @BradyTurner1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    According to the mtg judge website you can’t have your zones like this. “From the player’s perspective, nonlands must be kept closer to the player’s opponent than lands, and no non-land cards should be between the land area and the edge of the table closest to the player.” Also your graveyard is only allowed to be non adjacent to you library if you are playing a deck centered around graveyard play and a judge specifically allows you to.

  • @JM64
    @JM64 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was willing to look past most of it. But when he shuffled the cards I wanted to scream in a mix of anger and fear

  • @Lucky13Ravens
    @Lucky13Ravens 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'Flip that land the correct way up right now or you forfeit.'
    'No it's not how you play, it's cheating, fave down cards are morphed. Flip it or leave.'

  • @TheIrrelevantYT
    @TheIrrelevantYT ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He did NOT reveal Diabolic Intent on the bottom of his deck, THEN RIFFLE 💀

  • @Artaimus
    @Artaimus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The moment he flips his lands over like that he's deliberately obscuring known game information and I would be calling a judge over so fast.

  • @markpowers7359
    @markpowers7359 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mans looked over at him and thought “This is where I die I’m sitting next to a sociopath and we’re all not making it out of this edh game alive”😂

    • @lilChang07
      @lilChang07 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You saw the despair when the dude did the shuffle 😂

  • @hank01000
    @hank01000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tap, untap wtf that’s just how I play the game 😂 Yugioh makes more sense and I’ve played both games end of the day in todays meta ur plays last 2 turns and the games done no trolling allowed

  • @fl4tgamer639
    @fl4tgamer639 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    In the words of Gretchen, "You can't sit with us"

    • @hellsing219
      @hellsing219 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't sit anywhere

    • @kgal9657
      @kgal9657 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And none for Gretchen Wieners, BYE! Lol jk

  • @brackkirchner3604
    @brackkirchner3604 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yeah you can't just put your cards anywhere you want. Tapping is a specific action that must be clear to other players. Either you're ignorant of where cards go and just need to learn or your intentionally trying to mislead your opponent when is a violation of the rules

  • @JWorthy30
    @JWorthy30 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is the hardest I have ever laughed at an MTG video 😂

  • @Ergg08
    @Ergg08 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wasn't ready for that. Just bursted in laughter

  • @brianjaillet7401
    @brianjaillet7401 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Those types of people I try to disqualify tbh.

    • @lordofbears9463
      @lordofbears9463 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's fine as a joke but if they seriously do that it would annoy everyone

    • @riccardocalosso5688
      @riccardocalosso5688 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, it is an illegal play, so...

  • @akirra92
    @akirra92 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Everybody complains about the yugioh player until the "Go Fish" player shows up.

  • @yank33yey
    @yank33yey ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I once tried to introduce my friend to magic. I let him play with my deck and then he proceeded to do that kind of shuffling. My heart stopped for a second but I was quick enough to stop him

  • @ArneyO7
    @ArneyO7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing shady about it, people just do it to trigger their opponents and based on the comments it would clearly work😂

  • @rickymeggs9853
    @rickymeggs9853 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Thats just how I play, you're just gonna have to deal with it" except I actually don't, because thank God there are official rules preventing stuff like this.

    • @mcmarco137
      @mcmarco137 ปีที่แล้ว

      One minor issue: the rules you’re thinking of exist within the Magic Tournament Rules (MTR) document. What are you going to do? Call a judge on your friend/opponent for not maintaining a clear/readable board state in a casual game of commander at your house?

    • @ysano3500
      @ysano3500 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mcmarco137 Um...stop playing with that person ?

    • @rickymeggs9853
      @rickymeggs9853 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mcmarco137 yes

  • @sadistich0rr0r99
    @sadistich0rr0r99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have scooped and walked from dipsh1ts like that. Play the game correctly or play alone.

  • @zerorequiem42
    @zerorequiem42 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thats what you get when you llearned magic through a person on fiverr.

    • @zerorequiem42
      @zerorequiem42 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello me from 7 months ago. Always weird to see the comments I forgot I made.

    • @firstLast-jw7bm
      @firstLast-jw7bm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zerorequiem42 did you forget again?

  • @hellsing219
    @hellsing219 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when he said: "that's just how I play the game" I'll slap him so hard and say: "this is how I show my gratitude to playing with me".

    • @ChristmasPterodactyl
      @ChristmasPterodactyl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You'd enact violence on a person for setting cardboard in a different spot than most people? Please touch grass.

    • @hellsing219
      @hellsing219 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ChristmasPterodactyl yes I would. and I touch grass on the daily with friends eant proof?

  • @ZNEO3NZ
    @ZNEO3NZ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Shoulda put the creature under the mat, and be like that's just how I play, stealthily.

  • @SevEvoimaru
    @SevEvoimaru 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember this scenario happening on a few occasions.
    Each & every casual & multiplayer group just told one guy who does the same crap seen in the video above that he couldn't play in the group anymore bc he wasn't willing to play/arrange his cards normally & he was likely doing what he was doing to confuse people deliberately. He was stubborn & unwilling to change. Casual groups who knew his unbearable track record warned other groups to never let him play bc of these factors.
    Bc he never learned.
    And that occurred with two people this year alone, & almost a dozen in the last 5 years.
    There were 17 total cases of this happening in tournaments for regular or EDH inclusive pre release or launch events.
    The was while at my local FNM 6 weeks ago that a dude picked up his whole deck to draw a card which made me call over a judge to explain what was happening while voicing my concerns. the other dude was told by a previous judge in that same FNM event that he can hold the deck down to draw but can't pick the entire deck up as it's not technically permitted in tournaments to prevent cheating by stopping players slipping cards not directly on top of their decks into their hands.
    Dude was like "oohhhKAYYYYY???" like he was mildly miffed. He was told if he violates rules or strictures once more that week, he'd be reported to Wizards Play Network (WPN) & could be suspended from 5 future MTG Qualifiers &/or Grand Prix events & 20 future FNM events.
    He then started to place his graveyard below the lands & his creatures where the graveyard normally is & it was confusing me to no end while raising everyone's hackles. His deck was above his Lands already & that alone was getting people irritated. Regardless, once again I called a judge over.
    Dude was told to place his cards in their appropriate places. Dude said aloud "this is how I play, so cry about it. Stop telling me how to place or interact with my cards, you're being a complete jerk." He was disqualified from the event & suspended for life.

    • @death-gc7uj
      @death-gc7uj หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bro are you a virgin?

  • @chasehatchett4756
    @chasehatchett4756 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That’s called big “don’t give a fuck” energy.

    • @OnionBun
      @OnionBun ปีที่แล้ว

      Proceeds to win the match

    • @altosforteaquax5083
      @altosforteaquax5083 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called "get off my table" energy.

    • @nevskvaelor1864
      @nevskvaelor1864 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's also called "can't play in tournments" energy.

  • @gluttonouspharaoh8301
    @gluttonouspharaoh8301 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That’s the kind of guy who wants to shuffle your deck instead of just a regular cut

  • @fwop7436
    @fwop7436 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Guy will pick up his entire deck three times for brainstorm, then two times to put two cards back from his hand, then again to draw for turn.
    Then realize they're playing clockwise.

  • @ivanhoffman5339
    @ivanhoffman5339 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And this is when it sucks to say, but there are official ways that you are supposed to play out your board.

  • @DVS57REBEL
    @DVS57REBEL ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video didn't have a trigger warning because?

    • @ebonezra8073
      @ebonezra8073 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... because people need to learn to control their emotions.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@ebonezra8073 congratulations you missed the joke

    • @ebonezra8073
      @ebonezra8073 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@V2ULTRAKill no, I understood it, but other people who don't get it can still get some wisdom.

    • @virtueofabsolution7641
      @virtueofabsolution7641 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ebonezra8073 Anyone who makes a vague, categorical assertion most people would roll their eyes then in response to criticism unironically say “others should be able to receive my wisdom” should be lobotomized.

  • @gwendilynncrow4129
    @gwendilynncrow4129 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They really need to release a video explaining where cards go or make an official battle playmat .

  • @endersblade
    @endersblade ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It would take me less time than the length of this video to be completely fed up with this and walk away from the table.

  • @twingemios5139
    @twingemios5139 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The video cuts after the ruffle shuffle because that happened after isn’t allowed on TH-cam

  • @jpickens189
    @jpickens189 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Some of my decks are all proxy, i should totally riffle them

  • @Rogus27
    @Rogus27 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I take this tap over the guy that taps at a 45 then comes back to tap the same land again in the same turn.

  • @richardmenz3257
    @richardmenz3257 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I use to play mtg deck with sleeves and shuffle the deck bridge style in front of people. The pain they experience was worth it

  • @littlewing6611
    @littlewing6611 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guy is like my girlfriend. I tell her a million times, please let the graveyard be underneath your library, please don't put treasures in the land row etc... She:"You just have OCD."

    • @MultiKbarry
      @MultiKbarry 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean that’s perfectly fine even by the rules. “an artifact whose only ability is a mana ability” MTR 4.7

  • @zousssnotzeus5341
    @zousssnotzeus5341 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dont make me watch him shuffle ever again

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Picking up the entire deck to draw a single card is such good comedy

  • @Sarkasticify
    @Sarkasticify ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I once played against a guy who put decorative glass stones on his lands instead of tapping them.
    I think he tried to confuse his opponents, but he built such a bad deck that he was stomped in the event XD

  • @cameroncorrosive925
    @cameroncorrosive925 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i just ate food, this video has me damn near sick lol. that ending hurt me a little haha.

  • @Tonytokes115
    @Tonytokes115 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man's is a God at the psychological warfare

  • @Blu_Moon_Owl
    @Blu_Moon_Owl หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You fiend, now go show this to all my friends that play Magic

  • @kid14346
    @kid14346 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    me and my friends who learned mtg just among ourselves when we go to organized play and people stare at us.
    The riffle shuffle though is sacreligious.

  • @Jips907
    @Jips907 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is why i can't get into magic. The lack of card zone indicators

  • @mhmmmmmmm
    @mhmmmmmmm ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funniest mtg skit I've seen in a sec

  • @hnjahnjah
    @hnjahnjah ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That's just how I play the game, you'll just have to deal with it... " oh he'd be dealing with the slap in his face that imma bout to launch his way!

  • @tyriquesmith8850
    @tyriquesmith8850 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is too accurate. "It's just for me, it makes more sense this way" 🙄

  • @StormTheOnigiri
    @StormTheOnigiri 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was like "I'm going to absolutely do all this to annoy my friends" then i saw him shuffle
    NOPE

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can forgive weird ways of tapping lands. What I can't forgive is people who say "tap mana".

    • @Ruby-zl1sp
      @Ruby-zl1sp ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I'll tap for one fire mana and one grass mana... oh shoot, I need a death mana. what do you have open? light and water?"

    • @OogaB0oga
      @OogaB0oga ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ruby-zl1sp death mana :D :D

    • @virtueofabsolution7641
      @virtueofabsolution7641 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly this sounds like a skull issue to me.

    • @braddorcas9363
      @braddorcas9363 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can't forgive it. It's now undistinguishable from a morph or manifest card. That's just straight up illegal.

  • @WarlockofThorns
    @WarlockofThorns ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wanna do this now. Go to my local game shop and watch them suffer.

  • @shiro4833
    @shiro4833 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This hurts on so many levels

  • @devil_is_a_part_timer
    @devil_is_a_part_timer หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is another way to be toxic without playing white or blue.

  • @MrRaisinBran
    @MrRaisinBran ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That friend you never invite to play mtg with again.

  • @bgcno2
    @bgcno2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had a guy who used to play like this. He always wondered why no one wanted to play with him. Got to a point where the store we played at refused to let him enter tournaments because even judges were fed up with him

    • @virtueofabsolution7641
      @virtueofabsolution7641 ปีที่แล้ว

      This story confuses me. That’d be like walking around with a giant white pimple on your face and none of your friends having the heart to tell you.
      Well that and if someone plays like that against me in a tournament with a prize pool I’m absolutely warning myself then calling whatever the judge equivalent is.

  • @Cringeinator_YT
    @Cringeinator_YT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have witnessed a crime against everything that is sacred and holy

  • @Aura_Light
    @Aura_Light ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nah man im calling a judge on this man if he rocks up to my table

  • @Eheth1958
    @Eheth1958 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can’t stand when people put lands above the creatures.

  • @paradoxical247
    @paradoxical247 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The millisecond where he began to shuffle like that would be followed by a rage only Vegeta could rival. 👺👺👺👺

  • @benjaminaschlimanjr4939
    @benjaminaschlimanjr4939 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I will cast Deagle if you don't leave my house right now"

  • @TheOuroborosLoop
    @TheOuroborosLoop ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not the pharaoh shuffleeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @SniperPFL
    @SniperPFL ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's already been said but BRUH..... that f'ing shuffle made my eyes pop out my skull

  • @zackmorris4977
    @zackmorris4977 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simply wouldn't play with him. Easy as that.

  • @black_void878
    @black_void878 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see Tutor card in the bottom of he deck😊😊

  • @KingKXV
    @KingKXV ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this would make me commit devious acts

  • @yubeluchiha
    @yubeluchiha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Taping your mana face-down so you know what mana you have left is a good idea so players don’t cheat if you not paying attention

    • @virtueofabsolution7641
      @virtueofabsolution7641 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s also a good idea if you want to cheat by maintaining an unclear board state/slow play.

    • @yubeluchiha
      @yubeluchiha 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@virtueofabsolution7641lol yeah but make sure your cards in hand is not also on the table next to your mana cards face-down

  • @cosmicsandwich753
    @cosmicsandwich753 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    even as a yugioh player this is weird as hell

  • @RufusTheRed
    @RufusTheRed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've been a 45 degree tapper my entire life, my new play group doesn't like it, so i use the 45 to signify summoning sickness and tap the full 90 for no reason NO REASON!!! Pedents are worse than peasants i swear.

  • @SixesTheXis
    @SixesTheXis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    NOO FUCK DONT RIFFLE SHUFFLE A SLEEVED DECK