@@Happyfoam-lw3yt "Zaza", as you might already know, is slang for marijuana, derived from the term "Exotic", which is also slang for the drug. Esperanto is in turn a language that was created to be an international auxiliary language, essentially what english has become for a big part of the internet, but it was created to be easy to learn for most people by taking parts from different common languages and mashing them together. So what the gentleman is saying, is essentially that the weed was so good or intoxicating that it made him speak another language. This may be because the drugs made him enlightened so he begun to understand a new language, or because the drugs made him start speaking nonsense, which he decided to compare to Esperanto. (Don't fact check me on this, ok?)
That's sort of an extra fun part of these videos for me. Sometimes it's obvious that he knows exactly how it's supposed to come off almost like they coached him a little beforehand. But sometimes there's these awkward moments where he'll like run through the middle lines not realizing you didn't hit the punch. And although it doesn't make me crack up, that awkwardness kind of brings me into the scene of what's really going on and I like that.
@@gummybootsCocaine was found, in some unknown capacity, inside the White House. But drugs are actually mega common in the White House if you've got the science on history baybee
@@JonH-pt5vri fully believe does coke, or at least partakes occasionally. Lines up perfectly with his glory days of reveling in being the most famous “businessman” of the whole 80s, white collar, cocaine, the whole nine yards. Never dropped that attitude even when he was in office, and he talked like a coke fiend. Biden not so much. I’m not even a hardcore Biden hater, I just think if Biden was on coke he’d be a bit more… _animated._
There’s something indescribably beautiful about the rasp of an old voice. Something about a soft old voice is comforting, like it’s ingrained into us to want to hear stories from those who have lived and experienced so much. This might be my favorite cover of this song.
@@pyrex2132balloon knot = Anus. An asshole. It's called that because the way the skin tightens around the asshole looks like when you tie off a Balloon into a knot and then look inside the little extra tail that's left.
"Ass so fat!" always gets me the most from how short and abrupt it is. Like there was clearly going to be more to that line but for whatever reason they cut it out which just makes it even fucking funnier.
I'm going back and forth between feeling this is redundant, and thinking there was no better move to make than this. this almost feels comparable to stockholm syndrome
this came from this immortals flesh and blood, infused to that pomegranate bicarborated zaza shit you cant even begin to speak the word of tongue of this forty6 hundred year gal bladder guzzling old vampiric duck he been smoking that Whoopi gold berg south egyption fur burger deluxe mega millions scratcher skunk Bubba Kush all while on them 12 vicodins before your grandma could stand up to drink 3.75 litters of this mans success The Count has spoken.
i love how in the last 20 seconds he starts to have an existential crisis like the vampire dementia is starting to catch up to him it's like sundowning except for vampires so it's called moonupping cause he's always going up on that grind when everyone else is sleeping
"I dont even trust myself- I dont know who i am anymore" "can you remind me who i am" Cooperative Neuronal Transmissions *CNT* at an all time low.... If we cant bring back his Ballin' State.... this whole coast of the US is gonna get *Greened Out*
I usually have at least one thing to say. In the wake of these two minutes in what I could only personally assumeto be heaven I am left slack jawed speechless. Thank you so much. The world populace must become witness and adhere to the gospel. The good word as it were. This is our peak, both as individuals and as a collective. No less and certainly nothing more. It couldn’t possibly be.
I love how him being Dracula has nothing to do with his verses lmao
The version 3 alludes to it
@@jamescollierii8499 Deepest lore
Some Filthy Frank lore type shit
"We get it back in blood"
I beleive that bar is from part 1
“Movin like Dracula get it back in blood”
“Smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk, I SEE GOD.”
Crazy next level bar
Amen
🙏🏼
I love how he says it
Smoking fentanyl…
Laced cereal milk
I see god!
frfrfr
"I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to fuck."
Best line ever.
As a Mass Effect fan I can relate fr 😩
I actually fell to the floor after hearing this line 😂
@@gman987those volus could get it
@@george.1405 fr fr 😫
His delivery on the FUCK broke me lmaoo
0% music
100% violence
100% drugs
100% sex
As it should be.
100% aint nothin to HIM.
100% BARS!!!
Amen
this rap got me screaming, crying, pissin, shittin, shooting ropes
masterful lyricism, the greatest use of word painting we've seen since that pirate sang about the sponge living in a pineapple under the sea.
SHOOTIN STRAIGHT ROPE
shooting ropes bro??
@@astrxlexxo singular, rope
This shit ain't nothin to me man
smoking the Qui-Gon jinn Vietnamese phillips-head runts is some of the funniest shit ive ever heard.
literally
Where’s the time stamp
@@fergusjein76680:29
He actually went stupid
It's absolutely unreal.
"They thought they could stop a demon I'm back, the zaza got me speaking Esperanto" is a very hard line
Was looking for this one
What does "Zaza got me speaking Esperanto" mean?
@@Happyfoam-lw3yt
"Zaza", as you might already know, is slang for marijuana, derived from the term "Exotic", which is also slang for the drug.
Esperanto is in turn a language that was created to be an international auxiliary language, essentially what english has become for a big part of the internet, but it was created to be easy to learn for most people by taking parts from different common languages and mashing them together.
So what the gentleman is saying, is essentially that the weed was so good or intoxicating that it made him speak another language. This may be because the drugs made him enlightened so he begun to understand a new language, or because the drugs made him start speaking nonsense, which he decided to compare to Esperanto.
(Don't fact check me on this, ok?)
@@baptul_bimin turn it could also be interpreted as him bridging cultural and linguistic barriers in order to get more marijuana
I watch this shit every day like I'm doing affirmations or something. I live by Dracula Flow. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
fr this shit got me through a job interview process. everyday I was just like "Im him. I been him. I will continue to be him"
It's hard to get through the day without listening to them at least once
CHANEL OPTICS GOT ME SEEING SHIT
@@allworksnew I need fentanyl slime
Let the Dracula flow through you, inside you, on your back
"I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean?"
Shit broke me 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 dog had me in tears when he said that
Yoooo I heard this as I read your comment. Now I’m in the floor dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stg me to my boy I was dying laughing 😂😂
Fr in tears
Pastrami mudflaps 🤣🤣
"I'm him. I've BEEN him. I will continue to BE him."
that line is harder than an autoerotically asphyxiated corpse
you know the line is hard when the youtube comment about it is hard as well lmfao
they must have amnesia because they forgot i’m him
@@psychotronictangent781real. hardest comment I’ve seen ina far min
That shit is harder than a diamond tungsten alloy fucking with penis pills
straight loud
"I'm him, I've been him, I will continue to be him" that goes unreasonably hard
Yeah
Hi felwinters lie, I got 2000 crucible kills with you
"This shit aint nothing to me man" is so iconic at this point
THE ZAZA GOT ME SPEAKING ESPERANTO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I looked into the language it’s wild
@@harrisonwaddell9096esperanto estas parazito sur naturaj lingvoj Chomsky mem diris, ke tio ne estas vera lingvo kaj li pravas.
I just commented this shit i swear that line ethereal
ts ain nun to me man
Rs
"I'm in the khole lickin balloon...knot" he has no fucking clue what he just said and that makes it so much funnier
You know what a balloon knot looks like right? Next time you look at Eves pink eye to flick that bean you'll see where the Creator tied the knot
@@olliefoxx7165 comments like that is why we got kicked out of the garden
@@Klonkus We got kicked out of the garden bc Adam let a woman convince him she knew what God thought. The devil used Eve to get to Adam.
@@olliefoxx7165 Makes you wonder why he went for a woman first
That's sort of an extra fun part of these videos for me. Sometimes it's obvious that he knows exactly how it's supposed to come off almost like they coached him a little beforehand. But sometimes there's these awkward moments where he'll like run through the middle lines not realizing you didn't hit the punch. And although it doesn't make me crack up, that awkwardness kind of brings me into the scene of what's really going on and I like that.
"I'm peeking off this Danny phantom slime, can you remind me who I am?"
I love this line 😂
"The zaza got me speaking Esperanto.
They must have amnesia, they forgot I'm him"
This man is the greatest discovery of my time in 2023
"I'M GULPING SEAMONKEYS BY THE GALLON, MY TUMMY FEEL CRAZY!" True King True. 🤴
Realest shit I ever heard.
Ong they must have amnesia, they forgot he’s HIM
1:17
Read it right as it playef
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Get the president on the phone, i fronted him a brick!" Makes much more sense now
Huh?
@@gummybootsCocaine was found, in some unknown capacity, inside the White House. But drugs are actually mega common in the White House if you've got the science on history baybee
@@gummybootsthe cocaine they found in the White House 💀
@@gummyboots an envelope with cocaine was found in the Whitehouse not too long ago
@@JonH-pt5vri fully believe does coke, or at least partakes occasionally. Lines up perfectly with his glory days of reveling in being the most famous “businessman” of the whole 80s, white collar, cocaine, the whole nine yards. Never dropped that attitude even when he was in office, and he talked like a coke fiend. Biden not so much. I’m not even a hardcore Biden hater, I just think if Biden was on coke he’d be a bit more… _animated._
"That pussy better stank or I don't want it" as the opening one-liner is wild 😂😂😂
"The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto" caught me off guard.
Dracula is making it out the psych ward with this one 🥶
Helloooo
@@imanicarter7279yellow rubies glistening like piss. Slime
He aint makin it out they draggin him in deeper after this
Cringe
Making it outta the mausoleum with this one 🔥💯🔥
"You shouldn't trust me , I don't even trust myself" words that are 💯
That’s not what he said
“ you can’t trust me, I don’t even trust my self “ is what he said get it right 😐
@@NLGogeta you'll have to forgive him. The Zaza got him speaking Esperanto
" I don't know who I am anymore I'm getting too much money!"
Hardest bar in 2023😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment 😂
"I NEED FENTANYL SLIME, I JUST POPPED A WHOLE GARBANZO BEAN, FUCK YOU MEAN?!", son, I haven't cried this hard all fuckin year lmfao
I smoke real Mronnie. Rapscallion ghost nuggets
Yall cant fw him.
The zaza got me speaking esperanto goes fucking crazy
I'm just surprised how many people in this comment section know what Esperanto is, hahaha.
still hope for esperanto these days after all.
@@chronotunes3663Esperantists when someone mentions Esperanto in a joke: VIVU ESPERANTO LA LINGVO POR LA TUTA MONDO!!!! LA FINA VENKO OKAZOS!!!!
@@devonoknabo2582 -laŭvorte mi-
i feel like this is what joji has been doing in his 2+ year hiatus and finally he is showing them to the world
joji is hidden in argentina
Hes been touring and dropped an album 5 months ago?
@@ChipzBitz before the album drop, he was on a 2+ year hiatus from basically everything
i hope he has gotten rid of 88's limitations
@@6okan i feel like he's gonna leave as soon as the contract ends
There’s something indescribably beautiful about the rasp of an old voice. Something about a soft old voice is comforting, like it’s ingrained into us to want to hear stories from those who have lived and experienced so much. This might be my favorite cover of this song.
Your voice is soft
this is a cover of a song?
The giant AirPod at the end had me rolling. I must’ve lost like 50 pounds from laughing so god damn hard
you mean the presidential hotline?
I like to imagine it's a normal sized air pod and dracula is actually super tiny
THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, MAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Indeed
ĉi tiu merdo estas nenio por mi viro.
Dracula Flow most quotable video of all time holy fuck this is A++ golden
This video seriee has provided me and my friends more quotable moments than any video has before it
"We out here cloud seedin', scope gleamin'" words sent from a higher power through this vessel
The fact joji wrote this makes so much sense
He did ? That’s kinda cool ik he switched to Joji but i didn’t know he was still behind the scenes on TH-cam
I keep seeing people saying joji is behind this but how do they know? where's the proof
this shit is fucking hilarious. like, how do you even find this angle? like, how do you even set up a scene like this? shits insane.
how does this come to your head to make a grandpa dressed as dracula say stupid rap lines?
the way the video flickers like a vhs too this shit ridiculous mint
@@prncssbby truly unique
The word your looking for is "creativity". It's appealing because it's a novelty.
He's reading it off his phone you can see the reflection in his glasses.
FLIPPED A BRICK INTO AN EMPIRE 🗣️💯🔥
“Popped a perc 30, got straight to fucking” has some serious Dennis Hopper vibes
I break every god damn time he shifts the camera to Dracula’s widows peak
I love how he got confused and hesitated for a bit when he was reading the k hole balloon knot one
that line and his delivery legit has me crying
I’m confused 😭
@@pyrex2132balloon knot = Anus. An asshole. It's called that because the way the skin tightens around the asshole looks like when you tie off a Balloon into a knot and then look inside the little extra tail that's left.
Modern day Aristotle
“The xaxa got me speaking Esperanto” is one of the most creative things I’ve ever heard in my whole life
"Just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fUCK YOU MEAN" 😂
The way they tried not to laugh but they’re giggling😭
This shit ain't nothing to me man
We out here cloud seeding
The scope gleaming
snipe
Chanel optics got me seein shit 😵💫
Vortex Optics got me seein' shit.
"I need fentanyl slime" is INSANE
I honestly love how it is so full of hilarious lines, that basically everyone has a different favourite one
I wish i was as verbally articulate as this dude
You mean joji
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE COFFIN WITH THIS ONE
This has done irreparable damage to my vocabulary
The sequel we wanted, but didn't deserve. God bless that flow
bro I’m dying I’m glad George is back
WE GETTING OUT THE NURSING HOME WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯
"Ass so fat!" always gets me the most from how short and abrupt it is. Like there was clearly going to be more to that line but for whatever reason they cut it out which just makes it even fucking funnier.
bro got the comically sized airpod on deck 🔥🔥
I got to know where they got this
@@mocha5742 temu i think
When it's your 17th time watching this and you finally realize dracos holding a huge air pod at the end 😂😂
Big thanks to the camera guy for capturing all the best angles.
"Im peekin off this Danny Phantom slime, can you remind me who I am?"
That line is actually so hard.
The fentanyl comment had me dying of laughter
0:43 from the way he says this it is so clear that he has no earthly idea what a knot is
Dracula Flow 3 is iconic, but this is the best one imo
I unironically say "This shit ain't nothing to me man" when I'm stressed out and it really helps 😂
Dracula better drop an album one day
We need Dracula flow 4
'She suck me like a cordless dyson v8' Dracula really killing the game with lines like this
"You can't trust me, I don't even trust myself"
"I don't even know who I am anymore"
Bro sounded afraid and genuine
That's the k hole hitting.
Nah just wait until you find a girl who give that cordless Dyson V12 with rotating carpet sweeper attachments head 😩😩😩
I'm going back and forth between feeling this is redundant, and thinking there was no better move to make than this.
this almost feels comparable to stockholm syndrome
IKR it's a shitpost but our friend created it and there's actual substance in an odd way.
"gulpin sea monkeys by the gallon my tummy feel crazy" and the way he delivers it is insanity
The “HELLO? BLAC CHYNA!?” Always gets me 😭😭😭
“Gulping sea-monkeys by the gallon, my tummy feels crazy”
Bro dropped Dracula Flow 2 before Joji dropped BALLADS 2
"I'm in the k-hole lickin balloon knot" is the best sentence I have ever heard
"Smokin' the Quai-Gon Jinn Vietnamese Phillips-Head Runts."
"I hope them aliens are real so that I got more things to fuck" this guy speaking to my soul
All 3 dracula flows go so hard😂
"Im him. Ive been him. I will forever be him" nuclear bars
"Zaza got me speaking Esperanto" I almost died with that
I’m him, I’ve been him, I will continue to BE him 🧊
The assisted living Dracula sequel trilogy go hard
An aquateen hungerforce reference nice!
Good reference
Man dude this has me in tears
This is hysterical 😂
For some reason the simple "popped a perc 30 and got STRAIGHT to fuckin" is funny as fuck
IM HIM, IVE BEEN HIM, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM 🔥🔥🔥
Telling my kids this was Charles Manson
“Rapscallion ghost nuggets” took me out
COOCHIE YUMMY SLIME, COOCHIE DOIN IT FOR ME SLIME 😂
Im Him, ive been Him, i will continue to be Him.
I need to know what genius fed him these lines
It’s gotta be Joji Lmao
this came from this immortals flesh and blood, infused to that pomegranate bicarborated zaza shit you cant even begin to speak the word of tongue of this forty6 hundred year gal bladder guzzling old vampiric duck he been smoking that Whoopi gold berg south egyption fur burger deluxe mega millions scratcher skunk Bubba Kush all while on them 12 vicodins before your grandma could stand up to drink 3.75 litters of this mans success The Count has spoken.
Him knowing/not knowing what some of the phrases mean and hesitating to say it is my fave part
i love how in the last 20 seconds he starts to have an existential crisis
like the vampire dementia is starting to catch up to him
it's like sundowning except for vampires so it's called moonupping cause he's always going up on that grind when everyone else is sleeping
0:14 LMAO savagerealm’s laugh
This sounds like when you go through the NPC sound files on GTA
1:40 The Simulations destabilizing, HES STARTING TO REMEMBER
"I dont even trust myself- I dont know who i am anymore"
"can you remind me who i am"
Cooperative Neuronal Transmissions *CNT* at an all time low.... If we cant bring back his Ballin' State.... this whole coast of the US is gonna get *Greened Out*
“Hello, Black Chyna?” At the end sent me
I usually have at least one thing to say. In the wake of these two minutes in what I could only personally assumeto be heaven I am left slack jawed speechless. Thank you so much. The world populace must become witness and adhere to the gospel. The good word as it were. This is our peak, both as individuals and as a collective. No less and certainly nothing more. It couldn’t possibly be.
THE🔥🔥ZAZA🔥🔥GOT🔥🔥ME🔥🔥SPEAKING🔥🔥ESPERANTO 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇵🇱🇵🇱🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥
This is what happens when you're alive for more than 3 centuries.
relatable
this makes me so happy to know this is the child of Filthy Frank and Pink Guy
HE DON’T EVEN TRUST HIMSELF 🤯
the real ones know what it's like 😞👿👽🤖
This is basically Franku
He just got old in his realm and came back
it is his
I just popped the whole garbanzo bean fuck you mean! 😅😅😂😂😂
I’m peaking off this Danny phantom slime
Drac is raising the global temp with his flow