What's a scumbag offset? | Obscure German Carbon Fiber Bike

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  • @ingobraeutigam2660
    @ingobraeutigam2660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2925

    Many thanks for helping out our customer from Switzerland! Really great work on the bike (and the video is great too!)
    We've changed all "pins" from aluminum to steel.

    • @templecat3974
      @templecat3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Ave needs more beer to keep the National friendship going :)

    • @templecat3974
      @templecat3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Or Cheese...

    • @Kawawaymog
      @Kawawaymog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Very cool

    • @yourmoms5602
      @yourmoms5602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

      Holy crap a company that actually cares about the quality of their products . . . what is this world coming to?

    • @XsavioR38
      @XsavioR38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      A good company would dutifully compensate our canadian friend with a carefully considered quantity of beer.

  • @alecjahn
    @alecjahn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    I thought we weren't going to bring up the couch incident ever again.

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Are you sure it was the Molly and not the curry?

    • @markfisher7962
      @markfisher7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd be been there...

    • @Riverdeepnwide
      @Riverdeepnwide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the door dents in your vintage roller which must never again be spoken of.

    • @LynxSnowCat
      @LynxSnowCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tommypetraglia4688 "Couch"!? I've gravely mis-understood.

    • @MrKelenek
      @MrKelenek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LynxSnowCat ohh no... Yikes xD

  • @strain121
    @strain121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    That pin you made is worth a lot more than a 6 Pack of beer.
    It's really nice of you to made it for him.

    • @Big_Red_Dork
      @Big_Red_Dork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I bet he got some Canuckistani kopeks for the trouble too. The beer was just the tip

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well good thing ebay pays him lol

    • @probablynotabigtoe9407
      @probablynotabigtoe9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      5 hours of shop time... $3 in parts...
      That'll come to a 300pack of beer please.

    • @someonelse5847
      @someonelse5847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm pretty sure Uncle Bumle asked for nothing at all, as the helpful Canadian he is, and the beer was just the symbolic gesture he would accept.
      There is also no warranty on repairs made in trade for beer.

    • @stillltippin5758
      @stillltippin5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tis life, do what you gotta do

  • @davecSFD
    @davecSFD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "...Family planning in a can. Make your dingus end fall off"
    DYING! 😂

  • @decnet100
    @decnet100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Translation of the greeting as performed by the owner of that bike: "For all swiss mountain bikers - don't ever come to british columbia. It's garbage I tell you! People are unfriendly as frick, there are no trails whatsoever. Don't ever visit Canaderp!" For some reason I think he is in on the conspiracy.

    • @pdittrich
      @pdittrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      thanks brother. being a saupreißn myself I literally did not understand one word of that. not even one!

    • @DMarko22
      @DMarko22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pdittrich Dann haste aber ganz andere Probleme

    • @pdittrich
      @pdittrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DMarko22 ich geh schule, kauf tüte deutsch. hat main kusenk auch gehilft

    • @notnimify
      @notnimify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hella cool to hear Swiss german at the end . Greetings from Switzerland from an American that lives there

    • @DMarko22
      @DMarko22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pdittrich ✌🏼😅

  • @cbrftwo
    @cbrftwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    I can hear the conversation with that poor woman on the lift: so your bike is hoopajooped wah? Im something of a machinist myself, cut to the clip of breaking mills on the haas!

    • @User6327
      @User6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Samwho? Everything is a broach if you have big enough hammer.

    • @jimandaubz
      @jimandaubz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PD-we8vf well its a scumbag offset.
      Something tells me the 8 week-er has no clue what the scoundrel and that poor disappointed or extremely pleased woman.
      And dont ya tell me its anything else, its never average😁😜

    • @andrewallen2999
      @andrewallen2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol .. " hoopajooped wha...." I just nearly spit beer all over the fuckin' healing bench, man.

    • @jimandaubz
      @jimandaubz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PD-we8vf in my mind.. "let me show yer the dings hopper and the shaft tickler over at the shop, why I have the biggest haas ya ever saws!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆

  • @stevew3978
    @stevew3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it." Love it. LOL

    • @ChrisHegan
      @ChrisHegan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't that a laugh? I've been saying that for years and no-one -NO-ONE - has ever cracked a smile because ordinary people, ya know what? They don't hear anything they are not already expecting to hear. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Duh? So are we going to the pub or not?
      Sigh.

    • @stevew3978
      @stevew3978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DefinitelyNotDan You mean "We will cross that bridge when we get to it."

    • @SIkRiILLeX
      @SIkRiILLeX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Steve W Yeah but most appropriately Uncle Bumblefork used "burn" to facilitate that on a workpiece you can really cross that bridge only once, so you could just burn it down aswell after going that far.

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had a teacher who would always say we’ll jump of that bridge when we come to it. Liked that one

    • @galenmarek8287
      @galenmarek8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Hegan I got it from a country song back in the late 80’s or early 90’s

  • @Akrapovic581
    @Akrapovic581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    If you go with this to a bike shop, 11 out of 10 will sell you a new bike.

    • @LilleyAdam
      @LilleyAdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@BlackEpyon or are willing to drill into a carbon fibre frame.

    • @jgsadventures1673
      @jgsadventures1673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      or don't know how to do anything

    • @fortissears5388
      @fortissears5388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To understand that joke, you need to take off your socks!

    • @ShinigamiGamingIncUncut
      @ShinigamiGamingIncUncut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlackEpyon i know 2 bike shops around here and both could do it.

  • @MarkSmith-to7xi
    @MarkSmith-to7xi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Its hilarious watching uncle bumblefuck destroy stuff until it works again

    • @cooperkaesemeyer2220
      @cooperkaesemeyer2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bbeaucha88 hell ya

    • @TXHeat1776
      @TXHeat1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +1 for the T-shirt

    • @philipcable7518
      @philipcable7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Don't hit it harder. Find a larger hammer. Focus you £@ck!!!

    • @vsmash2
      @vsmash2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Captain MufDyven Well, german has a word for that "Verschlimmbesserung"

    • @rustynail4676
      @rustynail4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'll take 1 in large

  • @petegalvs
    @petegalvs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    THIS is the old school AvE that I fell in love with. There's no place like home.

  • @thegardenofeatin5965
    @thegardenofeatin5965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Ride a Huffy. Cast out of a single piece of solid lead. Great workout, and nothing breaks.

    • @dumbdog2924
      @dumbdog2924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Until you roll the front tire into something that resembles a taco Bell taco, and the rims are about as crunchy as well 😂 my trust goes to Royce Union for bicycles.

    • @ironbomb6753
      @ironbomb6753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I got a Huffy! It's a fukking tank, I love it. It even still has the American flag on the badge.🇺🇸💪
      I dig German stuff too, especially aircraft and women.

    • @yankeedoodle9443
      @yankeedoodle9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captain Fucking misses the point right here.

    • @DerpCraftDudes
      @DerpCraftDudes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Doesnt break but it wont brake either

    • @tomtom7955
      @tomtom7955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DerpCraftDudes from an ex bmx rider 1st thing you with a huffy is remove the brakes lol.

  • @Maddin1313
    @Maddin1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    A few years back I had to stick Helicoils in a bunch of long aludidlium pieces, some 500 messed up threads I had to fix.
    Then they were sent for anodizing.
    And they came back with all the Helicoils corroded right out of them. Fun times.

    • @Senkino5o
      @Senkino5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun times.

    • @cmdrw9855
      @cmdrw9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Derp..everyone knows time-serts are king 😜

    • @Cinnabuns2009
      @Cinnabuns2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ANO.. THEN inserts, always. You can't anodize stainless steel

  • @giovannicintolo89
    @giovannicintolo89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    Being a German bicycle, I'm sure the $600 water pump will be the next part to fail

    • @mattburns2968
      @mattburns2968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes! And you'll have to take off both wheels and the seat, get a special tool to hold the chain and sprocket. Better make sure everything is lined up before letting out the pin in the tensioner! Or else you'll throw off your timing and it'll never run the same again! And all to change the water pump!

    • @chrisstephens6673
      @chrisstephens6673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If it were a Yamaha it would be the £900 ignition lock.

    • @dizzywow
      @dizzywow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't piss-off the Germans! 8)

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Good luck figuring out the oil level without that dipstick.

    • @rickmorley9948
      @rickmorley9948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ‘Twas “fixed” with a software update.

  • @ronfish8375
    @ronfish8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Auto generated captions read lathe noise as "applause"

    • @edwardtupper6374
      @edwardtupper6374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Entirety appropriate

    • @mikemhz
      @mikemhz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Similarly appropriately, it reads motorcycle engine sounds as "music"

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's applause from God himself

    • @rolls_8798
      @rolls_8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, basically any sound which doesn't come from a human is either considered music or applause, one would figure googled have lifted their game by now

    • @rolls_8798
      @rolls_8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BritishColombian u should leave British columbia

  • @NCrdwlf
    @NCrdwlf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The old "light , cheap, strong , you can only pick two" axiom came to play .

  • @Flymochairman1
    @Flymochairman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Oh-o Black Moly,
    Bam-a-lam
    Oh-o Black Moly,
    Bam-a-lam,
    Black Moly in da can,
    Bam-a-lam
    Shake it hard as y'can
    Bam-a-lam,
    Partey like hot dam,
    Bam-a-lam,
    Gotta git it out da can,
    Bam-a-lam,
    Shake it hard as y'can
    Bam-a-lam,
    Git it out of da can,
    Bam-a-lam.
    Oh-o y'gotta do that thang,
    Bam-a-lam,
    Black Moly in da can,
    Bam-a-lam!
    Et cetera.......

  • @tiporari
    @tiporari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Das German engineer: zat vas a sheer pin intended to break and save zeh carbon fiber frameverk
    AVE: hold my beer

    • @TheRealFOSFOR
      @TheRealFOSFOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly what I was thinking ya

    • @wildwetwillies
      @wildwetwillies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      me too, but it didn't really save the frame as if f**ked up the slots in the swingarm. if you gotta replace that too when this happens, might as well get a new bike.

    • @LNVACVAC
      @LNVACVAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It was intended to break and fucking kill the cyclist.

    • @timothywells3908
      @timothywells3908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Deus Vult. It depends on the persons region aswell as social status. African children score much lower than say an Asian kid growing up in America however they do have a higher life value than that of a pedophile so personal life choices also alter value of the human life. It’s really a case by case basis.

    • @HOllyBOni
      @HOllyBOni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All this German engineered talk. How do we know that it's not just a generic frame from a Taiwanese catalog? 🙃

  • @iamnickyj
    @iamnickyj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “What’s a hate crime amongst friends” 😂 I think I woke up the entire house howling at that one!

    • @louisturner8842
      @louisturner8842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NickyJay7 My old GM would go from site to site spreading between friend jokes. Fucking love that guy.
      Ehh, what’s an 1/4 between friends. Good times :)

  • @markc1234golf
    @markc1234golf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "odd ball sizes.....like 8mm" hilarious (from Ireland!)

    • @vedran5582
      @vedran5582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@DefinitelyNotDan I'm having trouble understanding what you mean. We "commie" europeans (lmao) have no issue using metric in day to day life just as much in engineering, science etc. US customary units just seem messy and illogical, in my opinion.

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vedran5582 they are that’s why we like them

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vedran5582 they are that’s why we like them

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vedran5582 they are that’s why we like them

  • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
    @dingdingdingdiiiiing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1999 me really needs AvE's "focus you fuck" every 5 minutes on loop whenever I'm doing homework.

  • @nightmarepotato120
    @nightmarepotato120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "First we break the chip, then we break the tap"
    New favourite quote

    • @User6327
      @User6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nightmare Potato break the chip... walk away.

    • @froggymicb
      @froggymicb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should be on a shirt!

    • @ciarantaylor367
      @ciarantaylor367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As poetic as Cohen.

    • @Hawk013
      @Hawk013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember that game! Played it a lot back in the day.

    • @kb1gni
      @kb1gni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's funny because it's true!

  • @vavo4902
    @vavo4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "German engineering" these days means planned obsolescence, and massive repair bills.
    But god damnit they are fun to drive.

  • @omegagavin
    @omegagavin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    To my eye you did a perfect job. Abom would probably need a Xanax to watch the whole vid, though.

    • @lloydisaacs415
      @lloydisaacs415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abom79 would be cringing watching you attack that with hand tools hand drill ha ha

  • @markd5804
    @markd5804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    First we break the chip and then we break the tap! Too funny, thanks for another great video.

  • @vitaliyjuterbog8912
    @vitaliyjuterbog8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "What's a hate-crime between friends?"
    Dying. 😂😂😂

    • @MrJeepmarine
      @MrJeepmarine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually got that reference.

    • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
      @rightwingsafetysquad9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The premise of a Seth Rogan movie.

    • @mysss29
      @mysss29 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm really curious about that one

  • @NPCSN
    @NPCSN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love the safety label on the blue fluid: “not booze” 😂🤣👍🏻

  • @harlech2
    @harlech2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Usually when you bottom out, someone screams" I just pissed myself I laughed so hard. And yes, BC *SUCKS*... spent two weeks there.... it sucks so had I can't wait to go back!

    • @neilestenson6595
      @neilestenson6595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did the same this summer, hate that place.....😊

  • @ApolloRocket92
    @ApolloRocket92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    As a bike shop owner who encounters this problem all the time this was definitely a good watch. Thanks for the upload.

    • @arduinoversusevil2025
      @arduinoversusevil2025  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cheers!

    • @carlosmatos9848
      @carlosmatos9848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ApolloRocket92 Yeah well I betcha don't get paid in German beer ;)

    • @ApolloRocket92
      @ApolloRocket92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@carlosmatos9848 dude I had so much shitty American beer under my workbench from past repairs I ended up giving out to other customers

    • @weirdmeisterinc
      @weirdmeisterinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@carlosmatos9848 ..was belgium beer

    • @glyph241
      @glyph241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I throw away the carbon parts that come on old Bikes I rehab, and I buy steel ones...

  • @Batcaveworksaws
    @Batcaveworksaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Standing ovation for the right chuck. The universe shines but a ray of sunlight on the ole boxford.

  • @colinrogers5419
    @colinrogers5419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "First we break the tip then we break the tap" pure gold

    • @scottcates
      @scottcates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Break the chip, then break the tap😂

  • @Tsxtasy1
    @Tsxtasy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You're killing me with the bongo drums in the background!

  • @StrictlyService905
    @StrictlyService905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Beer is the universal currency of men. 🍻

    • @edlomonaco
      @edlomonaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I didnt know the beer to machine shop time index was so far off in canada. I'm coming with a couple cases of labat's and my napkin drawings.

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ed Lomonaco Yeah seems like a bargain!

    • @fritzwalmrath4057
      @fritzwalmrath4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      currency of *man*

    • @andrew-729
      @andrew-729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@edlomonaco Yea we always get fukt on the exchange rate.

    • @captcarlos
      @captcarlos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AvE got royally shafted on that exchange! There is a beer economy in the Land of Auz but the base unit is a 'Slab', ie a case, iie 24 bottles... Of Good beer! Was it ignorance or insult do you think?

  • @raymondmucklow3793
    @raymondmucklow3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Man at the OG shop, its ben a minute since ya filmed your lathe running. Very cool. Old skool AvE vidja.

    • @fourteencrows1244
      @fourteencrows1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All his vidjayos are skookum

    • @raymondmucklow3793
      @raymondmucklow3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fourteencrows1244 indeed.

    • @JohnMullee
      @JohnMullee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      v-j-o

    • @raymondmucklow3793
      @raymondmucklow3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      here are the 2 known spellings copied from the original AvE dictionary, so here's your hat :)
      Vijayo
      5/5 (5)
      1. An encoded series of images, displayed in sequence, and synchronized with the recorded sounds of the images’ origin;Video
      Vidjayo
      4.71/5 (24)
      A video

  • @Alterschaumichnichta
    @Alterschaumichnichta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I never thought I'd hear Swiss dialect on your channel😂

  • @ChadCarney-hu3du
    @ChadCarney-hu3du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "What's a hate-crime between friends?" xD

  • @joeschmoe2309
    @joeschmoe2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    damn man i really missed regular vids this is exactly what the doctor ordered

  • @jazzmangocats
    @jazzmangocats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    +1 for the Spaceballs reference and +1 for the Aussie Root mate!

  • @CHASSYification
    @CHASSYification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Out of all your “talents” I think your word play is your best credentials....
    I often ponder while dribbling over the shear entertainment of your vids, “why haven’t I ever been paired up with a work buddy somewhere along the line where a can talk true factual crap all day long”....
    With you mr AvE, maybe it’s just some sorta molsen magic or!! Maybe you are the guy that’s been everywhere, magivered everything that ticks or gurgles and gathered an inspiring amount of knowledge along the way....
    Makes me envious, borderline jealous!!!

  • @RoadRunnerLaser
    @RoadRunnerLaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Replace that pin with something far more skookum...
    ... Like cheese, for example.

  • @cgapeart
    @cgapeart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think I watch AvE for the hidden little nuggets of wisdom. The offhand comments are truly valueable bits of info. Aluminum cutting shmoo has no sulpher because sulpher reacts with aluminium....

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      due to this, eggyolk works as aluminium specific loctite alternative for sticky situations.

  • @Devantejah
    @Devantejah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    You made the part look much bigger than it was with the camera work, I take it you've been practicing that?

    • @ethansloss6854
      @ethansloss6854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Small hands have that advantage

    • @andrewmantle7627
      @andrewmantle7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That comes from running the tool up and down the shank. Nothin' like an AvE video to give you the real deal. And a good vijayo.

  • @TheHumanParacite
    @TheHumanParacite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Long time fan, I love your channel! Please don't wear those gloves around the lathe, if on the off chance they snag they wont come off (and if they do they're bring parts of you with them). As a fellow machinist I'd recommend those extra thick (5-8 mil) nitrile gloves (I'm sure you know the ones), they'll keep the chips off ya and if they snag they'll rip clean off (had a run in with a mill I got a little to handsy with where this fact saved my bacon).

    • @OneMouseGaming
      @OneMouseGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thats a good piece of safety advice. One day when i get a home setup this might save my bacon.
      electric motors dont care - electric motors just want to torque. Your arm being in the way is a non factor. So much respect for the power behind large shop tools. In addition people need to have a foot mounted kill switch for machining equipment.
      if in doubt , kick it off

    • @PowerlabsDiesel
      @PowerlabsDiesel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What’s the saying.... Safety third 😆

    • @scottcates
      @scottcates 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍

    • @multishit6664
      @multishit6664 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OneMouseGaming seen a 300lbs gorilla get sucked into one lathe and made into soup within seconds..then I realized why you dont wear gloves or sleeves or anything...foot kill switch sounds like a damn good idea. Also the video kinda gave me PTSD but I think its a necessary evil for people who work with these tools..to make the connection of how bad it can be..because it is probably one of the worst possible ways to die. The other workers looked very disturbed by the aftermath.

    • @evergreenrider
      @evergreenrider 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Coworker got his hand pulled into an impregnator due to the leather work gloves he was wearing. Broken fingers and bad burns in an instant

  • @nittygrittykitchen
    @nittygrittykitchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Half the time I don’t even watch the videos. I just listen to your narration. Hilarious!

  • @lamontcranston8181
    @lamontcranston8181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Some family planning in can”
    😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @pyroboy1080service
    @pyroboy1080service 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Is there a drum circle behind you while you're taking this video?

    • @wearemilesfromnowhere4630
      @wearemilesfromnowhere4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, that was the lens cap.

    • @gunnarsetterstrom1376
      @gunnarsetterstrom1376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      had to check if a parade was outside of my apartment lmao

    • @Nicmadis
      @Nicmadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Checked for knocking on my door twice before I got wise...

    • @GrafRucola
      @GrafRucola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clickedie clackedy

    • @DeusTex-Mex
      @DeusTex-Mex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I figured it was Jumanji

  • @michaelmoore7975
    @michaelmoore7975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I swear at times you sound like Frank Zappa's trade-savvy alter ego.

  • @electronicsNmore
    @electronicsNmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    LOL. Felching tube.

  • @MrTectu
    @MrTectu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Being Swiss I'm feeling extra jealous that he got to met AvE - Maybe I should spent more time outside the shop.

    • @Zwinglify
      @Zwinglify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another jealous swiss guy here 😀 did you notify the folks from Velotob already?

    • @kilrahvp
      @kilrahvp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +1!

  • @slamdvw
    @slamdvw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "this is a blind hole, meaning it don't go all the way through"... Yet...

  • @thunderbolt2277
    @thunderbolt2277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this guys humor. Freaking cracks me up.

  • @quaidbergo
    @quaidbergo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AvE in cracking form here! That was a friggin' good show. Guten werken.

  • @bigb7157
    @bigb7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Radon is popular in Europe. Most rear shock mounts I’ve seen have a steel bolt. Dude needs a volume spacer or more air pressure in that shock.

    • @macbeth2354
      @macbeth2354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, d'ya think Uncle Bumblefuck would shy away if it was just a blown seal? Au contraire! Hon hon hon!

    • @genli5603
      @genli5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Next one will be arsenic....

  • @Zomsky
    @Zomsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Being a perpetually drunk Australian guy, I do like me a good root gag

    • @ScottPankhurst
      @ScottPankhurst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      come on, bloke. "perpetually drunk Australian" is just using three words when you could use one, eh?

    • @moyadapne968
      @moyadapne968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Kiwi eats roots shoots and leaves.

    • @stevepercival4774
      @stevepercival4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moyadapne968 had that on a t-shirt 🇳🇿

  • @stephen8176
    @stephen8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Radon. Marketing: Let's name our product after a toxic radioactive gas.

  • @spicy110
    @spicy110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find something incredibly satisfying about fitting helicoils, love em!

  • @OnzeManInKazakhstan
    @OnzeManInKazakhstan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    So now that that pin is unbreakable, what’s the next point of failure? The expensive frame or the expensive shock?

    • @semirsemir7016
      @semirsemir7016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Frame will bust on next big jump, that pin is zthere for reasonn.

    • @xaytana
      @xaytana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Bearing surface in that bore of the shock, as already pointed out as being chowdered, is the next point of failure.
      Other than that, you'd more than likely need unrealistic forces to damage either the shock or frame. Aluminum pin was fine, except where the diameter shrunk for the threads, which also sacrificed the threads in the frame when the pin was damaged; which is also why threading into composites is not a good idea and not a good design choice. Unless you have a whale riding this bike through a trail with substantial drops, it should be fine for the rest of it's usable life. Though, if the shock is frequently being bottomed out, it more than likely needs replaced, or adjusted assuming this one can be, but judging by how the bearing surface is already wearing, it probably needs replaced.
      The pin itself should've gone through the frame completely and secured by either a nut or retaining clips. Aluminum would have still worked without issue in this case. This bike just has very poor design choices.

    • @Indy509
      @Indy509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd say the pin that's topwise of the shock.

    • @xaytana
      @xaytana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Captain MufDyven While true, you have to keep in mind manufacturing costs. Those two parts would be more expensive than the one used. And the one used is more expensive than either through-pin design.

    • @0fercam0
      @0fercam0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xaytana From what I saw in the video the frame had a threaded aluminium bushing insert that was half eaten from the failure, so he could have done another threaded bushing and use some epoxy glue...

  • @Ty_N_KC
    @Ty_N_KC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude has no idea that a legend just fixed his bike. Schooch

  • @gordontarpley
    @gordontarpley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your workbench is as cluttered as my workbench so I subscribed immediately.

    • @gordontarpley
      @gordontarpley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlackEpyon I'd subscribe

  • @DarksurfX
    @DarksurfX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude, I just love how this man speaks.

  • @geraldgepes
    @geraldgepes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Especially when working on German gear, expect the depth of thread to be 1.5xDiameter. If the process is designed for mass production, that's what it'll be 99% of the time as it's the minimum thread depth to get full strength. I like to go a bit deeper for one offs but what's another quarter turn?

    • @xaytana
      @xaytana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Except thread engagement length for optimum joint strength depends on material. Steel is typically 1x to 1.5x diameter, and softer materials need a longer length for optimum strength
      Problem here is that the aluminum-composite joint was only to keep the pin in place, so strength really wasn't a factor; you could achieve the same pin using a through-frame design with retaining clips, thread engagement does not matter in this use.
      On the manufacturing side of things, sure, 1.5x diameter might be fairly typical. But again, this joint wasn't designed in that way, so it doesn't necessarily follow optimal thread engagement. And if it does follow optimal thread engagement, that number for carbon composites is more than likely more than 1.5x. Threading into composites in a high-force application is a bad idea anyways, as proven by this product's failure.
      And this isn't a German-only manufacturing decision, any product with proper engineering would follow optimal numbers for thread engagement, Chinese products more than likely also target optimal thread engagement; anything not doing this is either bad engineering, laziness, or planned obsolescence.

    • @mitchellpearce9558
      @mitchellpearce9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@xaytana I'm sure you know this based on your thorough comment, but a clip-retained through pin would always cause a God awful rattle in this application. They needed the rigid mechanical connection offered by the threads. Best.

    • @hpt08
      @hpt08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xaytana that's how reinforced concrete is designed; anchorage is based on embedment. More embedment equals more force required to pull it out. Bar shape type would equal type of thread in this situation

    • @fartingfury
      @fartingfury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder is that why they went for the finer thread pitch: They were compensating for a lack of depth, trying to get those extra turns in?

    • @xaytana
      @xaytana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Mitchell Pearce Easy solution would be a weather/water resistant material that the retaining clips can crush against. Still a better solution than what was originally used. Or you could go with the other suggestion I had of putting threads on the through-pin and using an external nut to keep it in place. Either way, threading into composites is a bad idea, and the diameter reduction in the aluminum pin is what caused the initial failures here.
      @hphoto Reinforced concrete is much different than what's mentioned here. Any length beyond the optimal number is just excess and a waste of material, hence why it's referred to as optimal. Not to mention the entire geometric difference here, reinforced concrete typically uses lattices of material tied in place, while threads are only a helix. You can't just compare the two.

  • @gromett
    @gromett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Best video in ages. Love AvE's videos. But I do miss the messing around in the Empire of Dirt ones.
    I was laughing out loud with my beer on this one. Cheers :)

  • @pemjoe
    @pemjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of your best videos in a long time! I didn't see the cnc once! I was laughing so much I almost woke the boss. The humor and the knowledge is fantastic!

  • @BradWaller
    @BradWaller 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was a joy to watch the machining with those beautiful long tailings

  • @Titus-as-the-Roman
    @Titus-as-the-Roman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    40+ years as an industrial/commercial machine mechanic working on all kinds of different machinery located in some of the harshest environments I learned early on that the Ol' Smoke Wrench was one of my most important tools, although how you would use one on a carbon fiber frame is beyond me (old school just enough to not have encountered these new materials).

    • @willefixit
      @willefixit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think carbon fiber has higher melt than red locktite whife got a piece of fighter plane tha went through extreem heat test looked un fazed,x117 ithink, cool stuff carbon fiber.yea i maried a rocket sicencetest and cant spell well,got a big vice though sometimes it matters,lol

  • @hondacota4rt
    @hondacota4rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Apreciate the swiss german advice in the end

  • @thet-rexican1820
    @thet-rexican1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You’re like my hero man. I wish you had a podcast.

  • @VicariousReality7
    @VicariousReality7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I am gonna name my new car design "Asbestos"

    • @MonMalthias
      @MonMalthias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mandowarrior123 No, it'll be perfectly fireproof, but then 30 years later you'll wind up in a respiratory ward with shredded lungs.

  • @loddude5706
    @loddude5706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Oh Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever thank you?"
    'No worries Ma'am . . . there are many of us, but all the others Palin comparison' . . . (thud : )

  • @huisbaasbob9844
    @huisbaasbob9844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    26:37 ooh nice you got a pack of Leffe. One of my favorite Belgian beers. Greetz from The Netherlands AvE

  • @NeillWylie
    @NeillWylie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've not been back in the workshop in a little while. Been in my own empire of dirt. Happy to be back. Great vid.

  • @DanielStinebaugh
    @DanielStinebaugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn if I don't love your vids Ave! Keeping me cracking up while learning, best thing ever!

  • @n8hnsn
    @n8hnsn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No one else has heretofore perfected being slightly out of frame, except maybe the paranormal activity at skinwalker ranch

  • @SueBobChicVid
    @SueBobChicVid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The saying goes: You have choices with bicycle components. They can be inexpensive, light, and strong - but you can only pick two attributes.

    • @Benedocta
      @Benedocta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And in this case, only one of the three was chosen.

    • @ska042
      @ska042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Benedocta FWIW, Radon specifically makes very affordable bikes for what they are. Not "cheap", but a lot cheaper than, say, a bike with the same specs from most other well known brands (for people from the US, think Trek, Specialized etc). So all the Tschörman Enginerding must be done in the design phase because the bike is straight from Taiwan like any other brand.

    • @Benedocta
      @Benedocta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ska042 Okay, didnt know that, thanks.

    • @templecat3974
      @templecat3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cerebellum, Specialized USA brand changed and sent all their design work to Taiwan. That is why the US engineering director at that time, quit and did his own stuff. Eventually he started his own helmet company called Kali.

    • @templecat3974
      @templecat3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Search Kali founder Brad Waldron podcast

  • @Mr.MaChInIsTdUdE
    @Mr.MaChInIsTdUdE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video as always. It's only from seeing vids like this and people like you that even give me a shred of hope for humanity. I personally commend you sir, just for helping someone when you didnt have to.

  • @siTTinLo
    @siTTinLo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very nice of you to help out another fellow biker 👍

  • @chelmer1
    @chelmer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm never going to get the search term "feltching" removed from my Google history!

    • @hooper4581
      @hooper4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @fruitydudexD
      @fruitydudexD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can get it out of my history, I can't get it out of my mind

    • @markschweter6371
      @markschweter6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Geez, I thought it was the feathers on an arrow.... =8^O

    • @hooper4581
      @hooper4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fruitydudexD ha lol. I have number of a good therapist if need be 🤣

    • @jasont.9559
      @jasont.9559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No wonder they look at you sideways down at the ol' archery range.

  • @guysmith1192
    @guysmith1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yet another video ear and eye candy. Keep doing what u do best bro, as every vid is a heavenly experience

  • @RealWolfmanDan
    @RealWolfmanDan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Boart Longyear sticker on your tool box caught my eye, I used to work for them as a driller's assistant. My first job site was a camp job on the Pogo gold mine in Alaska doing exploration core drilling on a 20 day hitch before moving to a different site in Neveada. At Pogo we would fly to our drill pads in a little bell helicopter every day. Pilot's name was Jim, he was a great guy. Vietnam vet. Working the drills was a cool if back-breaking job, a lot of hard work. Much respect to the people that make drilling their career. RIP Jim.

  • @SquillyMon
    @SquillyMon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THAT... Was actually pretty awesome.

  • @robmorgan1214
    @robmorgan1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was some really great work. Love watching this kind of thing!

  • @SuperAWaC
    @SuperAWaC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    @18:50 "welcome to the home shop machine shop where you never have the right tool for the job"
    let me tell you brother, it's the same way at the professional shop machine shops. an entire warehouse size tool crib that is capable of having every single tool except the one i need at that moment.

  • @andchip.s
    @andchip.s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are a very kind individual AVE, and kudos to the manufacture for responding, wish they where all like that. but kindness doesn't equal profit.

  • @wayneclarke4846
    @wayneclarke4846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You never fail to entertain, you could make paint dry interesting 👍🏻😂

  • @triangleenjoyer
    @triangleenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was classic AvE. (As in, it reminded me of AvE from the good ole' days.)

  • @khristobin6639
    @khristobin6639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every time I hear one of your analogies I burst out laughing.

  • @SirMo
    @SirMo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What an awesome episode. AvE you're a rockstar duder!

  • @rjmiller2553
    @rjmiller2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is becoming my favorite channel ever

  • @jaakobv5148
    @jaakobv5148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Secretly I’ve been dreaming about a bike video from you for long time....

  • @fabiopligher
    @fabiopligher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was a motorcycle mechanic...BMW Motorrad? No. Thanks. I saw scary things...BTW Mr. AvE, I´ve found an interesting solution for spinning lenses. We don't need a huge bearing. I´ve made a prototype...Thanks for your videos!

  • @dizzolve
    @dizzolve 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really enjoyed some OLD school AvE content. TYVM

  • @Qui-9
    @Qui-9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:00 "when you bottom out, 'somebody' normally yelps"...
    Yup, I've noticed that too.
    😁😂

  • @nicholasgoldstonegh6052
    @nicholasgoldstonegh6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Get a 127 gear for the screw cutting lead screw for your Boxford ......
    Standard conversion thats been done on the UK since the year ..... (dot that is 🤣)
    p.s. ... my grandfather was taught the metric system at school in the early 1910s as in Kent, near the Port of Dover they had alot of trade with France 👍

    • @CMC-NFG
      @CMC-NFG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, I think I've got one of them - always wondered what it was for!

    • @nicholasgoldstonegh6052
      @nicholasgoldstonegh6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CMC-NFG it goes into the gear set on the lead screw drive 👍 it adapts between metric at 127 ( ie 1" = 25.4mm 127 as a ratio ..... it allows for turning metric pitches on an imperial machine..... all the info is available.... you'll find them on the usual scumbags (Ebay) new or used as well 👍

    • @jongrimm7767
      @jongrimm7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      er, sort of. If done this way, you have to unwind the screw at the end of every pass. it's a work-around. you can't go back and pick up. The only true way to cut metric threads is with a metric lead screw and matching split nut...

    • @captcarlos
      @captcarlos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, it's a work around. But it does work. It would be nice to have a brake to stop the spindle but you Can disengage the half nut, stop, reverse then drop in on the same number as you pass it on the reverse.

    • @thumper88888
      @thumper88888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "The" metric system lol.

  • @jasonblume2707
    @jasonblume2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ahhhh let me get a swig of thee ol "NOT BOOZE" im feelin low after watchin the madness u call a video!!!.. As always great stuff!!! Thanks!!!

  • @JuryDutySummons
    @JuryDutySummons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey AvE, I'm visiting Ucluelet Bc soon. Great fishing and beautiful area.

  • @maxbowen6482
    @maxbowen6482 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never expected a bike related video on this channel. Love it😂

  • @robgoodsight6216
    @robgoodsight6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    In Germany there is the: Verkomplizierungsamt für einfache Sachen. (Ministry for complicating easy things)
    Jokes apart, I hate when I cannot repair things that should be supposed easy to be repaired.
    Now having a freshly ground coffee...coffee!

  • @vincef7487
    @vincef7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You seem to be overlooking the huge benefit of saving the whopping 18 grams of unsprung weight by using an aluminium shock mount pin.
    😜

    • @miguelangelrodriguez9293
      @miguelangelrodriguez9293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it is not unsprung technically, the front shock exists

    • @vincef7487
      @vincef7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chuck Beef
      HAHAHAHA! 👍🏽

  • @gintown-woodworks5376
    @gintown-woodworks5376 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    New oldstyle AVE vid, love it...

  • @chuckgross6024
    @chuckgross6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha the very end of the vidjeo... I busted out laughing. Cheers with your new beers AvE!

  • @rolvaagthorsen
    @rolvaagthorsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Could you have possibly just AvE engineered out the built in weak point? Seem like that pin was a sacrificial part to the carbon fiber frame

    • @noanoxan
      @noanoxan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Interesting how that "sacrificial part" as you put it nearly scrapped the frame from ovaling out the hole. Note how AvE said he was biting into the carbon from when he was tapping out the hole. Carbon doesn't thread well.
      It's a temp fix that may end up keeping the pos on the trails longer than the guy riding it keeps his interest in the hobby.

    • @migkillerphantom
      @migkillerphantom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Sacrificial parts are meant to take up momentary overloads, not fail in a fatigue crack

    • @rolvaagthorsen
      @rolvaagthorsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@noanoxan Wasn't trying to bring no smoke on AvE, he is hilarious and good at what he do. Just the work he put into tha chrome molly pin is a lot stronger than the carbon frame. The ride didn't realize the until he was bombing down a trail and crushed his pudendal artery that his bike was broken.

    • @jaredj631
      @jaredj631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rolvaag Thorsen sheer pin.

    • @jaybrewster2475
      @jaybrewster2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@noanoxan Maybe it wasn't meant to save the frame from the scrap heap, but instead meant to save the rider from the hospital. Yeah the hole might be ovaled out, but better that than the frame slowly cracking at a critical point and then going kablooey at the end of a big jump?