There Needs To Be A Documentary of Stuff That Goes On In Ubers

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  • @serenitychloe9560
    @serenitychloe9560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    "It smells good in here, like a hamburger or a cat" my favorite quote now

  • @WillItBreak24
    @WillItBreak24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    This man is on a hustle tho, works at a pub, does uber, youtubes, works at a catering business like holy shit

    • @beeda69
      @beeda69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zombie Squad trur

    • @lonyus8215
      @lonyus8215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      And a striper for bachelorette partys

    • @roboticunclephil
      @roboticunclephil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      plus he sells kush. i know him irl

    • @SpoilerAlert__
      @SpoilerAlert__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      privileged crack too.

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +privileged LOL

  • @STiMPUTELLO
    @STiMPUTELLO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7248

    Catering, uber, pub, and youtube? What a hustler

    • @campbelldoyon5755
      @campbelldoyon5755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Josiah dudes making bank

    • @FREQQLES
      @FREQQLES 7 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      You forgot 'shoe trader'.

    • @gregson99
      @gregson99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      you forgot #nolife

    • @thecostlypanda
      @thecostlypanda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Spill Burg Got a make that money

    • @apoxapex
      @apoxapex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      +Spill Burg those aerial shots at the end prove dude has a bit of free time, he is a fairly happy dude too so your comment was assumedly incorrect

  • @myfreered251
    @myfreered251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Dude is an absolute GOD at social interaction

    • @Real_Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Real_Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fr though they could use this film to coach socially awkward people 😂

    • @vln972
      @vln972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Myfree Red with drunk people

    • @aankwenti
      @aankwenti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      except you're not seeing every single lift, just the ones where there IS a lot of social interaction.

    • @Proton64
      @Proton64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Opposite of me

  • @madu6087
    @madu6087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    Is it me or does Ryan give off this psychopath vibe but in a good way, like how he's so good at taking to people, making them talk, proper movie like super villain

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  7 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      john mayers I'm glad that you accept me for the psychopath that I am

    • @ratteeth7306
      @ratteeth7306 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I got a documentary for psychopaths in my recommended after this

    • @ChrisPBacon-xn9up
      @ChrisPBacon-xn9up 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope, not at all.

    • @DeepDimpleDemon
      @DeepDimpleDemon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Philip Hamilton wow same

    • @thehubbabubba667
      @thehubbabubba667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Philip Hamilton TH-cam knows what's up

  • @Left.Lane.Loiterer
    @Left.Lane.Loiterer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3534

    "Smells good in here. Like a hamburger...or a cat" That is my favorite thing I have ever heard I swear

    • @Left.Lane.Loiterer
      @Left.Lane.Loiterer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "dum"

    • @fograw5
      @fograw5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Christian Leyva you're"

    • @MrPiper99
      @MrPiper99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dumb*

    • @merqzs2814
      @merqzs2814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tyler Durden well I'm Asian

    • @tysim1059
      @tysim1059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christian Leyva The irony...

  • @uglysweaters9724
    @uglysweaters9724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    Dude, you're basically a saint for dealing with all these drunk people so well. You deserve some kind of award.

  • @mantislife7463
    @mantislife7463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "Tell her i'll give her enough beef to keep her ready." lmao

    • @navinater
      @navinater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That guy is Hilarious lmaoooo

  • @FinleyBurch
    @FinleyBurch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2914

    "Smells good in here! Like a hamburger... or a cat."

    • @happyunknown7662
      @happyunknown7662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      what does a cat smell like tho

    • @texner3540
      @texner3540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Didn’t you know the two are interchangeable?

    • @connorfrancken9952
      @connorfrancken9952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes

    • @HandsDownChinUp
      @HandsDownChinUp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cats smells like american hamburgers

    • @staciimrie3848
      @staciimrie3848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HappyUnknown Not Purrrrrrrr fect 🐺

  • @helloimnoname
    @helloimnoname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    This could be a reality show

    • @helloimnoname
      @helloimnoname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      70% water 😂😂😂

    • @gorfgapley4371
      @gorfgapley4371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      70% water you work efficiently
      I like your style

    • @lenguamuerto
      @lenguamuerto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      but isn't it already?

    • @Kat_M557
      @Kat_M557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      B R O O K E Cash cab ahahah

    • @Orangutan1000
      @Orangutan1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      B R O O K E true but reality shows aren't real.

  • @rsotelo304
    @rsotelo304 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3384

    I have no money for you Patreon but this channel is legit entertaining I will spread this round and I know people will love it just from watching one vid. Lets spread this channel guys.

    • @nessy3098
      @nessy3098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cracking the boys open with a cold one

    • @Tennecee916
      @Tennecee916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hack the planet

    • @sirchillalot6602
      @sirchillalot6602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1.5k ppl like that comment....5ppl did what it had to say xD
      BUT at least 5 so nice anyway.!!!

    • @dasdabs7548
      @dasdabs7548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im sure hes still doing pretty good with almost half million subs

  • @sahirdiesh6386
    @sahirdiesh6386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    This channel is so homey it’s like a sitcom

    • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
      @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *friends theme song starts playing in the background*

  • @dickwwee9366
    @dickwwee9366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2370

    He's the kind of driver you would be kinda sad to leave after driving with him.

    • @Jackmitchhell
      @Jackmitchhell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nope nope I would like but it's at 666

    • @chloeedelman9195
      @chloeedelman9195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I once had a driver in mexico city that we hit it off with on our drive to aztec pyramids temples. Long story short he hiked up a pyramid with us and talked down the sellers at the tourist stands for us- we spoke no spanish and he spoke no english so we had a great relationship,

    • @citrus7745
      @citrus7745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fluffy fluff i've never even been in an uber but i already know the feel

    • @milot3216
      @milot3216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nope nope true

  • @davidarbelaez4395
    @davidarbelaez4395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3901

    Alcohol is always involved.

    • @lukaspieper633
      @lukaspieper633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I think the video would have been quite boring if alcohol wasn't involved :D

    • @Denzel_Watchington
      @Denzel_Watchington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      *Because No good story started with a fucking salad.*

    • @Diegos1707
      @Diegos1707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well you don’t wanna drive drunk now do you

    • @flyandshy00
      @flyandshy00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Liver cirrhosis won't be that boring al well.

    • @Diegos1707
      @Diegos1707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I M A QYN I’m an alcoholic it’s okay

  • @911wasindeedafalseflag
    @911wasindeedafalseflag 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    I G O T T H E M A P S

    • @vuzzs
      @vuzzs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      how you make the text like that

    • @trippyy2767
      @trippyy2767 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Zodified
      by putting spaces after every letter? dumbass

    • @aarongarcia5037
      @aarongarcia5037 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *M A P S A Q U I R E D*

  • @Starsofneon
    @Starsofneon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "Oh that's my size!" lil Cinderella in the back seat hahahaha

  • @bradybell5676
    @bradybell5676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3976

    These crack me up lol. "They said they just wanted chicken"😂😂

    • @Gwiedert
      @Gwiedert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Brady Bell Got me to lol for a brief moment

    • @ashrasmun1
      @ashrasmun1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      what's so funny about it?

    • @MyChristi123
      @MyChristi123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brady Bell I LOVE UR AVI

    • @StyleByJoane101
      @StyleByJoane101 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do me a favour and tell to go away

    • @Keys879
      @Keys879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Google and TH-cam are your friends if you don't know who the Arctic Monkeys are. Don't play so ignorant.

  • @ParisianZee
    @ParisianZee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "I will give you enough beef to keep you going all night"
    I died LOL

    • @xSuperCartmanx
      @xSuperCartmanx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Parisian Zee I was about to shut the video but that guy was spewing out pure gold

  • @yosemitenooni3900
    @yosemitenooni3900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    this is what youtube should be about man, just raw uncut human interaction yo

    • @josie955
      @josie955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      NightweebHasaki I can give you raw uncut ;))))))

    • @isolayted4806
      @isolayted4806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cthulwho nastyy lmaoo

    • @LandOwner101
      @LandOwner101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      not to be that guy buttttt it is cut, that's why it jumps between people...

    • @Mylo4minecraft
      @Mylo4minecraft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CY@

    • @sugarwax3154
      @sugarwax3154 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yo

  • @JESSEverything
    @JESSEverything 6 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    I drove Uber for a while. You make shit money if you are in a low rate city, and you put insane miles on your car. I did about 2,000 rides, and while most passengers are cool, it doesn't put more money in your pocket.

    • @zwo4187
      @zwo4187 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      then move house :////

    • @chocolatecream5593
      @chocolatecream5593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      PGUK_NTR he doesn’t have to move idiot.

    • @plutonium916
      @plutonium916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emigdiosback I was wondering why all the ubers I rode in also worked for lyft

    • @zionistmangler6458
      @zionistmangler6458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #Emigdiosback
      How does working for both change the money?

    • @SHx589
      @SHx589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I live in Denver and it’s pretty sweet. Lots of money to be made here. I usually average $20-30/hr depending on time of day. Never drive between the hours of 9am-5pm. If you wake up and drive 4am-8am, with airport rides, you make bank. Uber/Lyft sucks in small cities or towns. That’s why you hear about people making less then min wage.

  • @damionc-1373
    @damionc-1373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    The one we're they stopped at taco Bell honestly seemed like a good time I literaly wish I was there

    • @Natureorganica
      @Natureorganica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Indeed, however I never risk messing with people that handle my food unless they seem friendly or fun and the lady receiving that order did not lol.

    • @nameersadik2123
      @nameersadik2123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Natureorganica how is your comment not liked?!

  • @Esjobel09
    @Esjobel09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    "I want a diet Pepsi coke" - 2017

    • @zexyrsps2982
      @zexyrsps2982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huska I'm dead 😂

    • @EXTREMEKIWI115
      @EXTREMEKIWI115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huska
      Some people call sodas, "coke." Kind of like some people say, "pop."

    • @ewan80
      @ewan80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ole Slim "Coke" is cola, no one would say, for instance, 'I want a fanta coke".

    • @EXTREMEKIWI115
      @EXTREMEKIWI115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ewan Flean
      It's usually southern United States Americans, but yeah, some people refer to soft drinks as cokes, instead of sodas or pop. Most people I know also do this with adhesive medical strips, calling them Band-Aids even though, "Band-Aid," is the name of the brand, not the product.
      static.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/popvssodamap2.png

    • @EXTREMEKIWI115
      @EXTREMEKIWI115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ewan Flean
      Someone might say something that awkward if they were drunk. I'm not saying that specific pairing of words is correct, I just think that it's an interesting fact that people call sodas, "cokes."

  • @aidanoliss6814
    @aidanoliss6814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Most savage line in the whole documentary “tell her I’ll give her enough beef to keep her ready.”😂

    • @Creativecornerstones
      @Creativecornerstones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Aidan Oliss he has the perfect voice for that line

    • @5N0023
      @5N0023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kiwi Munoz he's like that one friend that has the loudest voice while packing the funniest jokes lmao

  • @RetroMotiveAdventures
    @RetroMotiveAdventures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "um guys I actually don't like tacos" lol you can't make this shit up just the randomest stuff hahaha

  • @xYouthAttackx
    @xYouthAttackx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    i don't know how you deal with these people. it's like being a public school teacher.

    • @luisTHC
      @luisTHC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      xYouthAttackx It’s the job. Is not for everyone. I’ve been driving for 2 years and I gotta say it’s nice. You get to understand people. At the end of the day, I’m not just glad I made it, also makes me realize I’m fortunate to have a job, a roof and food on my table. Is not easy out there.

    • @elizas4987
      @elizas4987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      luisTHC You are great

    • @Starsofneon
      @Starsofneon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a Bartender haha.

    • @fabulosoallpurpose3570
      @fabulosoallpurpose3570 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      One and Only you have knee pads for all that sucking

    • @shawns.2851
      @shawns.2851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xYouthAttackx No, I couldn't take it either. I'd break out into a full blown Vietnam quare spell and strangle the mother fuckers. Then, I'd try my best shot at strangling myself.

  • @Hannah-ig7th
    @Hannah-ig7th 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3753

    I want to be this good at social interactions😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @mrAbdo89
      @mrAbdo89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      just believe in your self

    • @livshitsjunktube6465
      @livshitsjunktube6465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It comes with the job.

    • @simonshura9144
      @simonshura9144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Fake it until u make it bitch or leave it ....

    • @zenoohshit5498
      @zenoohshit5498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Just get a little buzz with some drank. Helps allot.

    • @Ethan-sy5pq
      @Ethan-sy5pq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weeeeeeeee wooooooooo

  • @rg.7022
    @rg.7022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5982

    great video Chaz!

  • @christianngo4736
    @christianngo4736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    Did you ever have a roommate named Alec Wickland?

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

      holy shit I just randomly got this notification, christian whats up buddy!!!

    • @dainayesha3330
      @dainayesha3330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      Reunion goals

    • @covv
      @covv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dain Ayesha lol

    • @HimanshuSingh-sf3lc
      @HimanshuSingh-sf3lc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      Top ten anime plot twists

    • @vretho
      @vretho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      :O

  • @jacobarmstrong993
    @jacobarmstrong993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1818

    "We don't keep that much beef ready at night" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @7layerburrito
      @7layerburrito 7 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      I'll give her enough beef to keep it ready

    • @vilmasandoval1356
      @vilmasandoval1356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Buck 😂😂😂😂 I never hear that before! 😂😂😂

    • @goodpeopleprosper635
      @goodpeopleprosper635 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buck right I never heard of that before

    • @dipfuk
      @dipfuk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which makes me wonder how much pre made beef sits there for hours on end

    • @dustinnunez5077
      @dustinnunez5077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WERES THE BEEF?

  • @RyanIsDriving
    @RyanIsDriving  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3305

    Hey everyone, the channel is going through a little bit of change, and that's concerning for people sometimes, but I wouldn't do it unless it was something that's going to help me create more authentic content in the end. I would much rather get a little help from you all then pump my videos with ads or sign contracts. Just wanted to give you a heads up. Thanks for all the support here, it means a lot.

    • @andrewlynch6874
      @andrewlynch6874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bro we gotchyou

    • @andrewlynch6874
      @andrewlynch6874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just signed up. I called shotgun.

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you better send me some music to play!

    • @kylegarner2135
      @kylegarner2135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Theres something so pure about these videos. And no im not referring at all to fact that a lot of your passengers enjoy speaking their minds bc they're shwasted. I think its fascinating and horrible that people go through life without really meeting large numbers of people. Without really connecting with strangers. Anyone you meet could be your soul mate or a best friend for life, and hey maybe you could even find your wife. Go out and talk to people. Strike up a conversation with someone for no reason at all. You never know what might happen. Ill leave you with, as Ryan would say, uhh go fuck yourself.

    • @yegoniam5558
      @yegoniam5558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any possible upload schedule commitment with the patreon setup

  • @CentralFloridaHipHop
    @CentralFloridaHipHop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I'd drive that one drunk guy everyday just for the laughs. "I gotta enough beef to keep her ready!" Hahahahahaha you can't write that

    • @america12183
      @america12183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      KevlarKev yet, you just did lol

    • @Cortanasboyfriend
      @Cortanasboyfriend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      KevlarKev who would want to write that, it wasn't even funny.

    • @mustafanatior
      @mustafanatior 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fun n games till that drunk guy vomits

    • @fgcampjr
      @fgcampjr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cortanasboyfriend no it wasn't funny, it was fucking hilarious. Of course anyone who's username is someone's boyfriend probably takes the beef and doesn't give it

    • @bricehenry1223
      @bricehenry1223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like the part where the girl ask is there any cars behind you. Yea but they want chicken. LOL

  • @prestonwolterman656
    @prestonwolterman656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    4:05 “tell her I’ll give her enough beef to keep her ready”😂😂😂😂

    • @francescoiorfino2002
      @francescoiorfino2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      His voice🤣🤣 the way he speaks is funny af🤣🤣

  • @jessicarenae5107
    @jessicarenae5107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    *Dang, Chaz feeds his customers! Dudes gotta get amazing reviews!*

    • @jessicarenae5107
      @jessicarenae5107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Btw....i know his name isn't Chaz

    • @fanboy.4209
      @fanboy.4209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

    • @alonso8703
      @alonso8703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jessa Nae hiiiii chaaaz

  • @mykeydrive
    @mykeydrive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    tell her I got enough beef to keep her going! lmao

    • @floorteen694
      @floorteen694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mykeydrive to keep her ready*^^

    • @Keys879
      @Keys879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tomato / Tomato

    • @RockStar-ct5oh
      @RockStar-ct5oh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mykeydrive I was scrolling through the comments and saw this one on 999 likes and I was the 1000 like

    • @Cortanasboyfriend
      @Cortanasboyfriend 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope still not funny

  • @mikeschill56
    @mikeschill56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "TELL ER' ILL GIVE ER' ENOUGH BEEF TO KEEP ER' READY" LMFAOOOO

    • @vs-vh8vi
      @vs-vh8vi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mikeschill56 that killed me, i replayed it like 10 times and laughed harder each time hahahhahah

    • @KenzieJordyn
      @KenzieJordyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I finally stopped laughing and then I read this comment and laughed again

  • @moop.3549
    @moop.3549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    *I love his positive attitude*

  • @nickolastibbits4178
    @nickolastibbits4178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    5:41 "I'll high-five this guy, it'll be awesome!"
    5:43 "Oh shit, I fucking missed"
    5:45 "Stay calm, Derek, you know what to do. Just laugh, establish eye contact, and initiate second attempt."
    5:50 "Mission accomplished."

    • @gameral1700
      @gameral1700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nickolas Tibbits hahahaha

  • @transparentwindow8751
    @transparentwindow8751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    she wants a diet pepsi coke, seems legit.

  • @boface187
    @boface187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    happy drunks are the best lol

    • @JenniferSmith-ff5ns
      @JenniferSmith-ff5ns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      boface187 Until they vomit/pee in ur car.

    • @Necromaniac24
      @Necromaniac24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ALL Drunks are annoying stinky idiots.

    • @julianarjah1175
      @julianarjah1175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no they are retarded.....

    • @gravepatch
      @gravepatch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rob Fauzi better than an agry one.

    • @aleemjohnson3416
      @aleemjohnson3416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Happy drunks are definitely the best lol they usually tip well too

  • @BanginBrittney
    @BanginBrittney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Girl: I actually don't like tacos...
    Chaz: GET TF OUT! TACOS ARE LIFE.

  • @Moss_Pillows
    @Moss_Pillows 7 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    This is my worst nightmare. Having to deal with drunk people while I’m
    Sober.

    • @Sephiroth32vergil
      @Sephiroth32vergil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I used to work at an oktoberfest as a parking attendant and valet. Happy drunk people are awesome cause they make sober ones happy too

    • @goodpeopleprosper635
      @goodpeopleprosper635 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cielo Azul 😂🤣

    • @freepotatoez1189
      @freepotatoez1189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a non-drinker and I always have to take care of my friends at parties lol

    • @JustLikeAFlower
      @JustLikeAFlower 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cielo Azul Absolute worse

    • @fransxescoli4834
      @fransxescoli4834 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Specially if you're not going to fuck them. I love drunk ladies, but only if sex is in the picture.

  • @blackops911ful
    @blackops911ful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    3:50 "I want a Diet Pepsi coke" 😂😂

  • @citrus7745
    @citrus7745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    the bit with the girl finding the shoes in the back was so cute??? this is my new favorite video everything is so happy here

    • @chrisr.8995
      @chrisr.8995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      planetarywaste honestly I thought it was annoying like ur really gonna ask someone for shoes you found in the Uber idk

    • @julia7810
      @julia7810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chris R. Ikr. Those are for his sister, lady

    • @KilowattMotors
      @KilowattMotors 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yea I was thinking the same thing. “If they’re my size I’ll take them” wtf nobody was offering them to u but just throw that out there I guess lol 😆

    • @PeterSchramm3
      @PeterSchramm3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened to the shoes? Did you give them to the girl? Did she buy them? Did the shoes go to your sister?

  • @faismasterx
    @faismasterx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There definitely is something magical about having a brief, real connection with people that you know you'll probably never see again.

  • @kameronspencer4863
    @kameronspencer4863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I’m not an Uber driver, but I’d put this in rank with being a Pizza Hut delivery driver. In a sense that you meet such a wide variety of people while you’re delivering. So one time, I had this lady bargain with me, because I took so long to get to her house. Rather than the $57 she owed me for the food I brought her, she offered me $20 and a $30 gas card to 7/11.
    Like you know, as much as I’d like to accept that, it’s against company policy for me to accept gas cards. & Another time somebody pulled a knife on me after I gave him the food. He refused to pay me, and I told him I was going to have to call my manager, & he pulled a knife & I was like “alright, well I’m not getting stabbed over a personal pan Pizza and a 2 liter of orange crush, so just keep it bro” and I left, told my manager what happened, and that was the last time I ever delivered for Pizza Hut.

    • @mitchell.taylor
      @mitchell.taylor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kameron Spencer did they seriously fire you for that?

    • @kameronspencer4863
      @kameronspencer4863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Mitchell Taylor haha no, I quit, changed stores and became a cook at another Pizza Hut. I figured if I wasn’t safe on the job, I didn’t really want to be there. Wasn’t worth risking my life for 9.70 an hour haha

    • @dicks._.7240
      @dicks._.7240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Kameron Spencer
      “Give me the pizza”
      “now give me your LIFE”

    • @youssefyounes3532
      @youssefyounes3532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kameron Spencer did u tell the police my man?

    • @kameronspencer4863
      @kameronspencer4863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Famous Gamer No, I told my boss about it, & told him that if he needed me to write a statement or talk to any police to call me in, and I’d gladly cooperate, but I never had to give a statement or talk to any cops, so I’m assuming he just avoided the whole deal. Because it would’ve been a waste of everybody’s time to open an investigation over $20 of food lol

  • @Dribin
    @Dribin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    As an uber driver who usually drives after dark around downtown Orlando this is pretty much an average night lol. A lot of people try driving this late once and never do it again, you need to be a pretty calm and patient individual to handle so many drunks.

    • @infiltr80r
      @infiltr80r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The drunks shouldn't be a major issue, it's cleaning up the puke I'd imagine.

    • @xternalgr
      @xternalgr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u can have some plastic bags i guess for emergency

    • @natanyaparsons8491
      @natanyaparsons8491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't do it. I don't have patience for drunk people when I'm sober.

    • @ehernandez5738
      @ehernandez5738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Glam By “GlamByNatanya” Natanya you can work any hours you want with uber you can clock in or out any time.
      let's say you go online around 11am and pick up some ppl from the bar on a weekend and they invite you to a part say around 12 mid night, you can go and go off line (clock out) and party with them and have the rest of the night off. or say you go online and feel sick or need to do errands and can't work the rest of your normal shift . you can go off or online any time. that's the beauty about uber you pick and choose when you want to work...your a contractor which means you work for your self

  • @nickpolymer4583
    @nickpolymer4583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    cant believe you let her hustle those shoes out you.

  • @ItsDaisySofia
    @ItsDaisySofia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That Taco Bell cashier was livid

  • @alexsullivan7914
    @alexsullivan7914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    "I WANT A DIET PEPSI COKE"😂😂😂3:50

    • @jackienicole3805
      @jackienicole3805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alex Sullivan my favorite part 😭

  • @juliestitt6889
    @juliestitt6889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    The taco guy was funny. He sounds like Oscar the grouch. This reminds me of college.

    • @taylorlawlis7961
      @taylorlawlis7961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Julie Stitt he kinda sounds like a mix between Oscar the grouch and Seth Rogan

    • @xxzoruaxv
      @xxzoruaxv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's more than definitely in a Frat house

  • @kevindonnelly1536
    @kevindonnelly1536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    🅱️eef Machine 🅱️roke

    • @reinermiteiganzwichtig9445
      @reinermiteiganzwichtig9445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Understandable....Have a great day

    • @Maneouzi
      @Maneouzi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☠️☠️☠️😂

    • @knottsscary
      @knottsscary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lemme get uhhhh-
      Uhhh machine 🅱️roke

    • @alexb5275
      @alexb5275 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, they just didn't wanna make tacos!

  • @lewanbroski504
    @lewanbroski504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The transition from the girls giving him shoes to a new girl arriving and taking the shoes was amazing!

  • @Hodlore
    @Hodlore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Is there a car behind you? They only want chicken 😂😂

    • @DracoArtn
      @DracoArtn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mustafa Artan lol

  • @lizlaughlove101
    @lizlaughlove101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    i want a diet pepsi coke too.

  • @AcidfartProductions
    @AcidfartProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    2:19 REDBONE BUT ITS IN AN UBER

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      AcidfartProductions FUCK

    • @jackkeep4899
      @jackkeep4899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AcidfartProductions I dont understand...

    • @saralemos719
      @saralemos719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SKELETON LORD YES

    • @lonerwhohasfriends97
      @lonerwhohasfriends97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jack keep its a meme, redbone being played in random places. Like in the background of a party (just TH-cam it)

    • @jackkeep4899
      @jackkeep4899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lonerwhohasfriends97 ayee thanks

  • @msswk1122
    @msswk1122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “let’s go to Taco Bell!!”
    **Once they are there**
    “I actually don’t like tacos.....”💀💀

  • @sirturtlelord4921
    @sirturtlelord4921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    So night time Uber rides are just parties. Nice.

    • @deleted-ed2nk
      @deleted-ed2nk 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sir Turtle Lord rolling parties, yup.

    • @JenniferSmith-ff5ns
      @JenniferSmith-ff5ns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sir Turtle Lord If u consider vomit, piss & occasional poop a "rolling party."

    • @belto3149
      @belto3149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jennifer Smith Yeah + some ppl are aggressive when they're drunk

  • @chaoticend27
    @chaoticend27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    That Taco Bell lady sure doesn’t like her job her response was short and annoyed lol

    • @Toekneepowers
      @Toekneepowers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      chaoticend27 Does anyone like working at taco bell 🌮🌮🌮🌮

    • @chaoticend27
      @chaoticend27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      abarronboy hell no but the consumer shouldn’t have to be treated like such. That’s just no excuse. Know what I mean?

    • @RikiMonet
      @RikiMonet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      chaoticend27 idk man, maybe she was having a bad or overwhelming day. You have to remember that the person on the other side of the counter is a person with their own life and crap going on. For all you know she could've just gotten some really awful news. Or maybe she was just grumpy. People are bound to be annoyed and have short patience from time to time. It's not that serious

    • @RikiMonet
      @RikiMonet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      chaoticend27 besides it's not like she said "choke on your tacos you dumb fucks!" she didn't really do anything wrong

    • @grimmitto
      @grimmitto 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fresh Schiesse that's true i didn't think about that

  • @vinnyvidivici
    @vinnyvidivici 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    7:51 - Dude way in the back like, "bruh, my friends are idiots."

  • @leosturino1665
    @leosturino1665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i just found your channel at 11PM on a saturday night and i'm literally in love!! these videos are so funny to watch and your jokes make it all the more hysterical. really wild to see what happens to y'all uber drivers.

  • @Biscuitchris7again
    @Biscuitchris7again 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    3:58 Dude, you're a Taco Bell, how do you not have enough beef when the stoners and drunks come out to play? The fuck?

    • @iamthefuss934
      @iamthefuss934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Biscuitchris7again we usually keep ours stocked haha had someone spend 98 dollars a few weeks ago on like 4 12packs.

  • @bluwolf098
    @bluwolf098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    OMG THE TACO BELL THING WAS HILARIOUS 😆

    • @covv
      @covv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wolf 098 k

  • @Lofize
    @Lofize 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I laughed so hard man you made my day and its only 00:55 and im already hyped. got here on accident but im happy i did! keep creating great content like this, you are awesome

  • @sayltmg9935
    @sayltmg9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hi Ryan...I am living in Hongkong
    I see your videos and as soon as I saw it..I feel man you are not only making videos ..you're spreading love and also lot of things like teaching to be patience,and live happily and do postive things that makes your soul happy...Much appreciated :)peace and love dude

  • @Saad-mx6xe
    @Saad-mx6xe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    what happend with the girl you met next to the train tracks

    • @TheBigMarshmello
      @TheBigMarshmello 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      it was in the video prior to this named "i leave my car for 3 minutes"

    • @Gustavoluis000
      @Gustavoluis000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Its me SARAAH

  • @editorm522
    @editorm522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    2 weeks wait was like a season break for me

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      hopefully it'll be more consistent from here on out

  • @tyrese.t1010
    @tyrese.t1010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Give the lady her "diet pepsi coke!!"

  • @catherinenorman8890
    @catherinenorman8890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how you get on so well with everyone as if you've been friends for years or something :)

  • @gmanhi5
    @gmanhi5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    It should cost extra for your uber to interact with you.

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Being the antisocial cunt that I am, I’d pay extra for the driver to remain completely silent and pretend I don’t exist.

    • @DtownTC
      @DtownTC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      [No Username] lmao. I've literally had someone that just wanted the 30 min ride with no music or talking. Gave me like a 20 dollar tip I didn't say anything the whole ride

    • @saringaclose
      @saringaclose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hia actually building a good client base next time ppl will just message him directly etc

    • @nefelibata4190
      @nefelibata4190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you need to communicate and you cannot do that completely quiet always.

    • @gabbyd6834
      @gabbyd6834 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats when you get Sofia the AI to drive you!

  • @JarJarBaggett
    @JarJarBaggett 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This channel is gonna hit 1 mil subs so quick. Keep it up man!

  • @KairuEmanyueru
    @KairuEmanyueru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    another video from ryan! these are the best! keep it up!

  • @gxbrxxl9626
    @gxbrxxl9626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When the guy said "Smells good in here... like a hamburger... or a cat" i burst out laughing, that was so random.

  • @notrelevant2679
    @notrelevant2679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Yo man! Really enjoying all of your videos!
    Respect from Denmark

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      thanks!

    • @TheNeweN24
      @TheNeweN24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Since you have an appropriate profile picture for the question i will ask it. You recognize the coked up group in the video? :D

    • @JonavicH
      @JonavicH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Har vi ikke gjort ubers forbudt i danmark?

    • @exSkev
      @exSkev 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ro på chef, de kommer tilbage

  • @VanillaClouds2
    @VanillaClouds2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oh my god Ryan, again with the amazing drone footage 'happy ending'. You're amazing my dude. I don't have any money to spare, but goodluck with the Patreon page and stick with that passion homie!

    • @RyanIsDriving
      @RyanIsDriving  7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thanks a lot! glad you appreciate it

  • @David-sz3yt
    @David-sz3yt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I can imagine the day Ryan just reaches his breaking point and rages out on a customer playing very shitty music😂😂

  • @terabytesolidstate6413
    @terabytesolidstate6413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I'm concerned that the dude got the smell confused between a hamburger and a cat, lmao

    • @mounticilija5748
      @mounticilija5748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Catburger

    • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
      @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He must eat Chinese a lot.

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoeXTheXJuggalo1 thats RaCisT!!!11!!

    • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
      @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegrammarcrusader4085 only a racist person would think that's racist.

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoeXTheXJuggalo1 only a racist person would that only a racist person would think that's racist.

  • @Ruby_OG
    @Ruby_OG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    8:32 I got mindfucked. My eyes couldn't procces that image.

    • @gameral1700
      @gameral1700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MDT_Dimitry my eyes had a spaz attack

    • @funkychickenwing620
      @funkychickenwing620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same.. It was a jarring change...

    • @Logadc
      @Logadc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      wait, the first time i watched that it was pretty damn weird, but the second time it was pretty normal. jesus christ brain

    • @robinfiler8707
      @robinfiler8707 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samuel Ortiz si muy casa es sexo yeh?

    • @johnfouller6275
      @johnfouller6275 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MDT_Dimitry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PixelGunner3D
    @PixelGunner3D 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    Who else has never used an uber?

    • @Riddimsofcreation
      @Riddimsofcreation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PixelGunner3D yo momma

    • @MUNCHYzZ
      @MUNCHYzZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Poor people

    • @lil_vault_boy
      @lil_vault_boy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      PixelGunner3D People who have a car and don't drink.

    • @dierks67
      @dierks67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How does Uber work? (rural german here)

    • @사라미-o2h
      @사라미-o2h 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i live in a rural area lol, so never

  • @couchpotato1796
    @couchpotato1796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Who the fuck noticed the guy at seat at the back of tha car in 7:53 ? I didnt know someone was there wtf

    • @ctina2572
      @ctina2572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude is ba k there wtf that scared me too! Hes jusg staring

    • @yunglust6652
      @yunglust6652 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @ttsoldier88
      @ttsoldier88 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooooo

    • @AtomicMonkeybutt
      @AtomicMonkeybutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He looked really spaced out, everyone was out of the car when he noticed he had to get out, lol

    • @ethantaylor1987
      @ethantaylor1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I did

  • @ephemeraleffervescence8120
    @ephemeraleffervescence8120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I want to be an Uber driver but I’ve heard that some pretty bad stuff can happen in there. Most people who order Uber are intoxicated, and can get pretty touchy toward their driver. Any tips?

    • @xuploads
      @xuploads 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      just don't drive friday/saturday nights at 3am....

    • @Purepiscestarot
      @Purepiscestarot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I drive with my husband who also drives for Uber and Lyft. Idc who reports it because we're on the same Vehicle registration I have a sign behind my seat that states that. I refuse to drive alone. Anyone who has a problem can get the fuck out of our TRUCK. lol be safe !

    • @zapdos8441
      @zapdos8441 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pepper spray

  • @RoadRush
    @RoadRush 7 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Are you allowed to smash your customers? Is that against UBER guidelines?

    • @nightrunning5870
      @nightrunning5870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      uralsmol Maybe he is

    • @bejarny8636
      @bejarny8636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Road Rush guess you've never seen fake taxi

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      bejarny i don't have enough to pay for this two dollar taxi...guess we better fuck.

    • @mrrobot4695
      @mrrobot4695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      SKELETON LORD how about i jump in the back with you and we sort something out?

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mr Robot essentially fake taxi.

  • @ieradossantos
    @ieradossantos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2:33 guy in the middle is a fucking animal, i love him

  • @jessicarenae5107
    @jessicarenae5107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    *REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A CHAZ!*

    • @Blkout.D
      @Blkout.D 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jessa Nae QUIT COMMENTING SO MUCH GEEZ this is like the 3rd comment

  • @isgood45
    @isgood45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "tell her I'll give her enough beef to keep her ready" savage lol

  • @maazali8456
    @maazali8456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Ryan I drive for Uber too and I really like how you mentioned that we have a little magic moment in time with strangers. Great video keep up the good work hope all works out for you

  • @_Adrian.1k_
    @_Adrian.1k_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Funniest clients!

    • @Iusti06
      @Iusti06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adrian Disla Partly due to alcohol.

  • @teknonel
    @teknonel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    wow this guy is so humble and kind. great footage

  • @DavidJames0305
    @DavidJames0305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Omg you are the coolest uber driver ever...love this! I laughed so hard.

  • @ArthurWhitehead
    @ArthurWhitehead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Anybody know the song at 4:30?

    • @bertlammens4392
      @bertlammens4392 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's a different version though, its slower

    • @23Guitardood
      @23Guitardood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      anyone know the song at the end?

  • @deeptacos1138
    @deeptacos1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    5:06 Dude that's a legit opening for a decent porno: "I have legit 20 lbs of catering food in my trunk, if you want some." "Hey do you wanna come to our Bachelorette party in a mansion?" Life imitating art or what?

  • @6918ricky
    @6918ricky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    One Lyft driver disapproves this video.

  • @purplesyndrome
    @purplesyndrome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:20 sleepless in NYC - Autograf
    thank me later.

  • @bl2809
    @bl2809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    So what 95% of people that use Uber are drunk people or something?

    • @giveme10ksubsnow91
      @giveme10ksubsnow91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Its kinda the point

    • @evanmcclusky2822
      @evanmcclusky2822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s kind of what most people use it for

    • @xXxSapphir3xXx
      @xXxSapphir3xXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Luca B?

    • @xXxSapphir3xXx
      @xXxSapphir3xXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Luca B wow! Most of the states have a .08 for the driver, and no open containers in a vehicle, but no regulations for passengers unless they get out in public areas which can br public intoxication or drunk and disorderly. That's interesting to know other countries rules!

  • @TS_Mind_Swept
    @TS_Mind_Swept 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    They said they only want chicken

  • @IdglaMoura
    @IdglaMoura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    That's actually kinda scary! I'm changing my mind about driving for Uber. I might not do it at all

    • @xuploads
      @xuploads 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      you don't have to work friday/saturday nights at 3am

    • @Michaela-yh9sm
      @Michaela-yh9sm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what is?

    • @bw5187
      @bw5187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't let fear and these highlights scare you off

  • @tekashilocs2278
    @tekashilocs2278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:57 Girl in back says “You’re welcome to do whatever with us”
    Chad: Smirks unconditionally

  • @haydens3050
    @haydens3050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    this counts as a documentary

  • @ChickenBatmanplayz
    @ChickenBatmanplayz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this is weirdly pleasing to watch

  • @underratedcritic1983
    @underratedcritic1983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I drive for Lyft, and I've been offered sex numerous times.

    • @churbo9597
      @churbo9597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated Critic really? Explain how it happens?

    • @anthonyt4981
      @anthonyt4981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lmao Chur Bo are you trying to get some?

    • @teammlg1097
      @teammlg1097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Where do i sign up

    • @stian.nygard
      @stian.nygard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HIV

    • @bruhmomentos5203
      @bruhmomentos5203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      r/ihavesex

  • @davein2005
    @davein2005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Tell her I’ll give her enough beef to keep her ready”. Dead