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  • @48Salt
    @48Salt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34171

    imagine your country being featured on internet historian video just to see its about trash.

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

      Proof that Spain is poor man France (love my spanish friends anyway😅👍 )

    • @badmanmcanderson4819
      @badmanmcanderson4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3267

      It could always be worse. You could be in LA

    • @avillah73
      @avillah73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@ommsterlitz1805 based

    • @Bobbies1
      @Bobbies1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I mean have you seen America!

    • @sammysterling
      @sammysterling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      @@ommsterlitz1805 as long as its not france, its good

  • @OrdinaryThings
    @OrdinaryThings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18722

    Bring back Ordinary Things, he was great and haandsome, and...balls, forgot to log out.

    • @JustErix
      @JustErix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      Kind of a prick, been on too much lately. The pirate video crossed a line.

    • @imm0rt544
      @imm0rt544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      Stedeeeeeeee

    • @zousui7238
      @zousui7238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@JustErix looks like someone’s jealous

    • @anzai7074
      @anzai7074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      daddy

    • @dolphinpower1107
      @dolphinpower1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Nah guys overrated

  • @SgtBustanut
    @SgtBustanut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8933

    I just realised, once travel to the moon becomes really common, at any given time there's just going to be hundreds of tourists all taking the same shitty photo of themselves pretending to hold up the Earth

    • @paranodrum9171
      @paranodrum9171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      I think it'd be too small, maybe grab it with a hand. It'd look roughly 4 times as big as the moon does from here.

    • @psmstr
      @psmstr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      @Parano DruM people holding it like a burger trying to take a bite

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Maybe if the earth is low on the horizon they'll pretend to hit it with a golf club

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Taking an 'Earthy'.

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Oof.... I think you just ruined Moon travel for me

  • @mrhouse8936
    @mrhouse8936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4310

    “Fat gay Pikachu”
    Pyro: *sweating profusely*

    • @spikepachita6026
      @spikepachita6026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lmao

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fat gay pikachu

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      IS IT FARTING THO' JUST ASKING O_O''''

    • @oca8847
      @oca8847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dad?

    • @Justlilmonster
      @Justlilmonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      bruhh 💀💀

  • @benwilson6256
    @benwilson6256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    That's such nice attention to detail the fact that when internet historian rebutted pyros choice of a gun while he's depicted as king while dressed as a jester makes sense as only the kings jester could talk back or disagree with the king without getting cbt execution or sumthin.

    • @J-BiRTH
      @J-BiRTH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean considering a king would most certainly be surrounded my many advisors who's job it was to tell him how manage his kingdom as one person's knowledge would not be enough to run an entire country I'm more than certain simply disagreeing with the king would not carry nearly so harsh a punishment.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@J-BiRTH Really depends on the king I’d say, if it’s king Henry you wouldn’t even have to say anything.

    • @goranpersson7726
      @goranpersson7726 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@J-BiRTH that is generally true, advisors had a certain leeway however some rulers have had a general lack of intelligence. but the jester's role while technically was to entertain the court it was also to disagree with the king in a way that made him laugh (good rule of thumb for the court, if the jester just made a joke at the king's expense, wait until the king laughs)

    • @TheNwr1
      @TheNwr1 ปีที่แล้ว

      ….I’m sorry….cbt execution? Cock-and-ball torture execution?

    • @FilthyCasualty
      @FilthyCasualty 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@goranpersson7726 I’ll definitely be the person who snickers a little too loud and then my head is by the kingdom gates the next morning.

  • @ppogepenne2199
    @ppogepenne2199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    “Somewhere completely lawless and abandoned”
    “Yeah”
    “London”

    • @q.parablesque5610
      @q.parablesque5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Hello from Portland.

    • @jetstreamattano4176
      @jetstreamattano4176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Everywhere is lawless and abandoned if you look hard enough.

    • @montolonzo3836
      @montolonzo3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *londonistan

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can Confirm. I live there. 🤣🤣

    • @dsambuk
      @dsambuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *Gets stabbed*

  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19247

    A British holiday is leaving the cellar for 15 minutes

    • @edwartvonfectonia4362
      @edwartvonfectonia4362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

      why you sound so different? It took me 5 minutes to realise it is you.

    • @pringleonthefloor25
      @pringleonthefloor25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      piro

    • @alexk5907
      @alexk5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Bring back Shrek has swag!

    • @simplylucas5939
      @simplylucas5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Chewsday innit

    • @elektra81516
      @elektra81516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      wasn't expecting the lesbian furry here

  • @ilokana1810
    @ilokana1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    As a student pilot, I can confirm 75% of the buttons in the cockpit are for show.

    • @LordmonkeyTRM
      @LordmonkeyTRM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So it's not just me who's comments get commented on by those weird bots good to know

    • @blackhawkuh-6026
      @blackhawkuh-6026 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Engineers, but for us they are just for show.

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      No. They also make a nice clonk sounds when you press it.

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I KNEW IT!!

  • @legallyrequired
    @legallyrequired 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I got lost in Spain on a school trip when I was 14. Somehow my level of middle school Spanish was enough to help me ask someone on the street in Madrid for help. I was so proud of myself for knowing what to say, and the lady responded with “…. I know English”
    Confidence instantly destroyed, but at least I found my group again.

  • @WASDLeftClick
    @WASDLeftClick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    14 year old Internet Historian getting so lost in Barcelona that he finds himself in Anor Londo is one of the best jokes I’ve ever seen.

    • @Nate_The_Penguin
      @Nate_The_Penguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      *stumbles into the boss fight room of Smough & Ornstein*

    • @robertron5303
      @robertron5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Nate_The_Penguin and tries to kill smough first

    • @WASDLeftClick
      @WASDLeftClick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Nate_The_Penguin >implying he wouldn't get his head demolished by a beach umbrella first

    • @DanceTranced
      @DanceTranced 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It wasn't a joke

    • @brianong3359
      @brianong3359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Nate_The_Penguin maybe they are his parents

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7279

    Just send all the homeless to mars innit

    • @ytnukesme1600
      @ytnukesme1600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Terraformas plot in a nutshell.

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Or the prisoners. Worked for Britain.

    • @yonker1219
      @yonker1219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@bartholomewdan Mars is just planet Australia.

    • @logancoe4187
      @logancoe4187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit its Vee!

    • @jbb8261
      @jbb8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please

  • @francegamer
    @francegamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    8:37 theres actually a book called how to invent everything that holds pretty much every bit of knowledge you'd theoretically need to start civilization (more geared to working with neolithic humans but still a really good read)

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, I honestly think knowledge is the best thing you can bring. Far better than a gun.

  • @cheesy2440
    @cheesy2440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    These Improv segments are exactly why we need a dnd campaign with historian as the DM and all the in the field guests as the cast

  • @punchlineonline6530
    @punchlineonline6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    The homeless would so just chill on the Escalator.
    Officer: "Sir I'm going to need you to move."
    Homeless man: "But I'm always moving officer."

    • @Blazo_Djurovic
      @Blazo_Djurovic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Officer: Sir, STOP!
      Homeless: But I'm standing sti-
      BANG BANG!
      Officer: He was running away, you all saw it!

    • @name_5927
      @name_5927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      hobo AFK machine

    • @bastiangalaz4580
      @bastiangalaz4580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If i steal something, and I’m so drunk I fall on one of those, I’m on the run, right? Like it will make the punishment more severe

  • @akisa7865
    @akisa7865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2343

    The video hasn't started yet and he's already making weird noises, this is gonna be good

    • @holeindanssock156
      @holeindanssock156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lul. 🌞

    • @Mansini77
      @Mansini77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ah guh -bang-

    • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
      @orderofmagnitude-TPATP 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm all i got is advertising.....ohh theres the phonics!

    • @mikemo1993
      @mikemo1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      10,000% agreed.

    • @AP-0
      @AP-0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used this video (before seeing it) to test if the sound worked on my computer. It's was a hilarious moment coming from the big audio system.

  • @jamesmcvicker6642
    @jamesmcvicker6642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Fun fact: the reason the villagers came to the church was because those bells were sometimes rung to signal an emergency like an attack or to signal danger. They were the OG tornado sirens.

  • @Thomas-wm2zy
    @Thomas-wm2zy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    It took me a while to realize that Pyrocynical’s dad was just artificially aged pyro.

  • @irish3641
    @irish3641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Man found in home in severe mental distress by law enforcement while screaming "Fat gay pikachu"

  • @ogwemman
    @ogwemman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

    Internet Historian talking to his clone for 20 minutes

    • @walnut810
      @walnut810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The collab we didn't deserve but needed

    • @Zorrotsu
      @Zorrotsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I didn't expect this, but thank the gods it happened

    • @sobek6735
      @sobek6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s weird, but a welcome surprise.

    • @yuckyskunk2021
      @yuckyskunk2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they have very different flavors

  • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
    @PANCAKEMINEZZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Regarding the back to medieval times, depending on when, they'd have a concept of guns. I mean, even in the early middle ages they had early forms of canons. Even if they didn't they'd understand the object you're holding was the reason it killed the person you shot. They might be completely awestruck at how the mechanism worked, and you might get a peasant or two who thinks it's magic, but medieval people weren't stupid either.

    • @goranpersson7726
      @goranpersson7726 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      big misconception people have for some godforsaken reason is that medieval people were stupid. no they were just as smart as modern humans, just have had less time to figure out things and less people were taught in schools

    • @dante_0962
      @dante_0962 ปีที่แล้ว

      They believed in people with a dog head and religious figures argue about whether or not they could have salvation like man. So not as smart we are but understand what the gun is.

  • @definitelynotdoingcrimes8634
    @definitelynotdoingcrimes8634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I traveled a bit of Europe with my sister, and at every monument I took a picture of me doing the thing where I was holding it between my fingers, only I was intentionally missing it in every single picture. So somewhere she has an album of just that.

  • @ineedtherapy772
    @ineedtherapy772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4238

    The whole Back-In-Time with a Gun bit is just InternetHistorian making Pyrocinical play D&D to show how dumb his plan is. Beautiful.

    • @Tavdogg11
      @Tavdogg11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      By coincidence, I have been getting back into D&D, and I keep seeing D&D references everywhere.

    • @Merridew22
      @Merridew22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Tavdogg11 oh shit same

    • @SweetMapple
      @SweetMapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Tavdogg11 and MoistCritikal even started a campaign. Real strange but I’m happy it’s coming back into popularity!

    • @dirtmonkey_14h2
      @dirtmonkey_14h2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@SweetMapple It's been coming back for the last 5 years. It's everywhere atm.

    • @hp22h78
      @hp22h78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The only thing that would make it better is if the interpreter makes it to the Royal Court for her skill in several languages while Pyro's dragged to jail for killing a guard.

  • @CourtneyCoulson
    @CourtneyCoulson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2667

    14 year old Historian was pretty resourceful, I would never have been found again at that age in that situation.

    • @craviel7360
      @craviel7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Fr I would have been on one of them buzzfeed series

    • @sophiepollak9514
      @sophiepollak9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      local 14 year old here, I would have had a panic attack in a corner and never be seen again

    • @moonbug7252
      @moonbug7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I would have just had a meltdown probably

    • @Max-zs8zr
      @Max-zs8zr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Neither but I also wouldn’t have gotten lost in the first place

    • @smilesfordays
      @smilesfordays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I probably wouldn’t have gone around the second corner to lose the only other human I knew in a country...

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:45 ah yes, the skill that medieval guards are famous for: mitosis

  • @TheEFVG
    @TheEFVG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Fun fact: "Ye Olde" is pronounced as: "The old". Old/Middle English is quite understandable when listened to, it's the way of writing that has changed a lot more.

    • @smileymalaise
      @smileymalaise ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Old and Middle English are completely different languages from modern day English and wouldn't sound like anything you've heard before.

  • @TheTexas1994
    @TheTexas1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2566

    I really hope Sumito recovers from his ball cancer soon, so he can come back on Incognito Mode

    • @rootboyfloat
      @rootboyfloat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He has one\ planned by he never updates his trello so I have no idea when it'll come out.

    • @MrGman636
      @MrGman636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I thought he had Ligma

    • @itsballtime
      @itsballtime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @AmosAlofSteel ligma balls

    • @fromtheotherguy3284
      @fromtheotherguy3284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @AmosAlofSteel dragon deez nutz

    • @gamingdadaus4608
      @gamingdadaus4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @AmosAlofSteel oh you sweet summer child.

  • @toffelskater1149
    @toffelskater1149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Glad to see Pyro's dad spending quality time with his son after finally serving his sentence.

    • @calumsteel3683
      @calumsteel3683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Happy family

    • @colem9445
      @colem9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Holy shit the memories

    • @toby319
      @toby319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Way underrated comment 💀💀💀

    • @teukufarhan2434
      @teukufarhan2434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Before*

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So then, IH is Pyro's dad
      damn this lore is getting deep

  • @happyvocal
    @happyvocal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Internet Historian is such an entertaining dungeon master and Pyro quickly losing control of the plot made me lose it haha he fucked the whole situation

  • @tearainey1
    @tearainey1 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is the only channel where I'll watch Nord VPN adverts. The sheer creativity, I hope they pay you well because you're the only youtuber whose even gotten me to consider using it.

  • @ManyKudos
    @ManyKudos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    bro what the hell

    • @nickgulch8936
      @nickgulch8936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes

    • @ssto962
      @ssto962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      cant believe he cheated on you

    • @tinpan6052
      @tinpan6052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He just constantly cheats on everyone else, internet historian is a player honestly

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tinpan6052 Don't hate the Player, hate the Game. 😎

    • @highpol1ce
      @highpol1ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I FUCKING KNOW! IT'S STILL NOT THE CONCORDIA Q&A! WHAT THE FUCK...... 2 weeks my fuckin ass.

  • @dennisjohansen8490
    @dennisjohansen8490 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Something About Nord is a better love story than Twilight.

  • @thesmithchristian
    @thesmithchristian 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I would totally watch an Isekai anime about a sinister/or normal guy traveling to old engliand with a gun and taking over.

  • @aliG2500
    @aliG2500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Internet Historian could just make his entire video be one giant ad for NordVPN and it would still be better than 90% of videos on TH-cam.

    • @smilesfordays
      @smilesfordays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If you take it all into account, that number really isn’t all that off base...

    • @dr_birb
      @dr_birb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop shilling ads kids

    • @higgsbonbon
      @higgsbonbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dr_birb not all advertising is bad, *kid*

    • @dr_birb
      @dr_birb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@higgsbonbon
      >shills ads
      >calls me a kid
      Self awareness below 0

  • @zaregoto6022
    @zaregoto6022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Pyro holds the interpreter as hostage and uses her as a human shield.
    Pyro's Dad pulls a rope of a bell and puts the blame on his kid.
    Like father, like son

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    That story about getting lost while looking for a bakery feels like a real life horror story despite the comedic framing.

  • @thecpmr6276
    @thecpmr6276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    They literally just described the plot of a Connecticut Yankee in king Arthur's court.

  • @aerodblade1601
    @aerodblade1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    I haven't seen a pyrocynical video in years and it took me ages to realize it was actually him. He sounds like an actual human now instead of a cartoon character with his deep voice.

    • @greenninja9330
      @greenninja9330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      He’s non longer deflated lung pyro

    • @Peek935
      @Peek935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Holy shit you’re right it really doesn’t sound like him at all 😂

    • @milkywayflea404
      @milkywayflea404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I still watch his content from time to time and it still took me a while to realize it's him

    • @azerul1055
      @azerul1055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought it was a buzz cut lesbian at first. It was after I knew it was pyro too

    • @foxbuns
      @foxbuns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you must not have heard hes a furry then

  • @ugerwashy
    @ugerwashy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4486

    That entire situation about the gun and the guards is literally just a typical D&D session

    • @mtlacunae8659
      @mtlacunae8659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Including the part where the DM says I ruin the encounter.

    • @willmarsden7657
      @willmarsden7657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Ahh yes, a parties biggest weakness. "Sorry, you're not getting it".
      "Wait, what?"

    • @goldengears5355
      @goldengears5355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's actually just a story that was ripped off from Mark Twain. No seriously, look it up! Mark Twain wrote about this exact same story!

    • @joshuapatrick682
      @joshuapatrick682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Except this one actually progresses instead of everyone just getting high and watching adult swim…

    • @jonathonmama4921
      @jonathonmama4921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@goldengears5355 conneticut yankee in king arthur's court?

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    *"I can't believe I'm in the past...bang bang bang bang bang!"* is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in awhile. Had a great laugh IH; you're quick on it, man. That whole past trip was brilliant.

  • @ArjunSidhan
    @ArjunSidhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Whatever Nord VPN is paying you, they should at least double it

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4283

    A sudden change of topic after all this talk about Epstein Theme Park Island left me hangin'.

    • @captainbarndoor8530
      @captainbarndoor8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Maybe they could a Epstien festival similar to fire festival where they invite the best and richest p3dos to the island

    • @chungbingus1411
      @chungbingus1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What are YOU doing here sir?
      Hello :D

    • @FangsInMyLeg
      @FangsInMyLeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey

    • @AncientSlugThrower
      @AncientSlugThrower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Look, I don't care how you spin it, you are not gonna get me to pay you $3.00 so I can go dig up some toddler bones.

    • @kat4918
      @kat4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man, reading this before watching the video is hilarious

  • @Fightikus
    @Fightikus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Pyro's dad rang the bell and turned up the world's difficulty for everyone, that's why the villagers were angry.

    • @latsoplog
      @latsoplog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *sinister burden*

    • @frennamco2984
      @frennamco2984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He can always just use the item and revert everything back to normal, but only casuals do that.

    • @marcelpurcel5136
      @marcelpurcel5136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why he's in prison now

  • @tdab3883
    @tdab3883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As an aviation student I confirm that the buttons all work and have a purpose
    ALL OF THEM

  • @TheKnewGreg
    @TheKnewGreg ปีที่แล้ว +46

    City-wide travelators are tragic on a conceptual level because the only people lazy enough to want them are also too lazy to actually do anything about it

  • @goatwarrior3570
    @goatwarrior3570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2992

    Go to medieval England and start shooting a gun expecting them to think it's magic. Medieval English - "This Frenchman has a small handcannon. Loose the arrows and charge!!".

    • @fasterthandragons7908
      @fasterthandragons7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      M60a6, I choose you!

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      They would just steal it and try to copy it.

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@stunner9005 A couple of blacksmiths would probably be able to reverse engineer a gun

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@chinsaw2727 I mean sure, they could, but they wouldn't have the tools necessary to build them properly

    • @ItsLerez
      @ItsLerez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@sumvs5992
      I think reverse engineering would be taking it apart and figuring out how it works.
      Then making their own version on the principals and mechanics of the gun.
      Probably like an early handcannon or musket

  • @gabecornett8185
    @gabecornett8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    When I was 17 I signed up to be an exchange student in Taiwan. Showed up only having learned “hello” and “thank you”. Third phrase I ever learned was “what is this called” and basically that was my ultimate learning tool.

    • @danielight4796
      @danielight4796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      interesting for how long did you stay?

    • @PoshBeard
      @PoshBeard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tell me how long you stayed or I'll use your trachea as a spoon for chili.

    • @gabecornett8185
      @gabecornett8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielight4796 a year! It was hard for sure but everyone in my host family was really encouraging and kind. (Side note my Mandarin got to be decent during that time but I have definitely let it fall off again...still know more than hello and thank you)

    • @gabecornett8185
      @gabecornett8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PoshBeard see above

  • @doomfanboy9413
    @doomfanboy9413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I found six other devices on your account"
    Still a better love story than twilight

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re the Frankenstein of old, dead memes. We all know ho that story turned out though, so perhaps dead memes should stay dead, for all our sakes 😂

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Everyone I've talked to hate California." Even the Vice Mayor in the show Mr. Mayor. She thought the best thing that could happen to her beloved LA was for the mountain lions and other wildlife to take over, and for the humans to move away, because it's not a settlement fit for human beings.

  • @eduardocherry7268
    @eduardocherry7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    New Pyro lore: Pyro’s father went to prison after the bell incident

    • @PutkisenSeta
      @PutkisenSeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Pyro's dad slowly faded out of existence because of the bell's curse.

    • @LuccaZa
      @LuccaZa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@PutkisenSeta Turned hollow because he forgot to ring the Second bell

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I wouldn't recommend a pistol for the medieval era because medieval armor is actually known in some cases to be thick enough and angled enough to bounce low caliber bullets and even stop certain rifle caliber rounds.

    • @kw.6646
      @kw.6646 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rocket launcher then lmao

    • @goranpersson7726
      @goranpersson7726 ปีที่แล้ว

      small arms would not be recommended because while really convenient to carry you are quite right in that atleast late medieval times (around 1400ish and up) guns (arquebus) existed and armor was currently being geared towards protecting against guns. the whole big thing with armor at the time was that muskets and such were becoming more frequent on the battlefield and therefor full coverage in plate wasnt ideal anymore since you were starting to need heavier and heaver armor. they started to reduce the amount of coverage in exchange for thicker plate so that it could stop bullets while still keeping atleast the most important parts covered

    • @jason1182000
      @jason1182000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m pretty certain most pistol calibers above a .22 LR would defeat medieval era armor, most offer better velocity, have better shaped projectiles, and are using a far better propellant than the firearms that led to the obsolescence of plate armor.

  • @hieronymusboss7705
    @hieronymusboss7705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I admire your dedication IH. Even when you've committed to doing nothing but mumbling for your intro...you still work a violent gun bit into it.
    If I didn't know you were an Aussie, I'd think you were American. Bravo my dude.

  • @pizzatime8404
    @pizzatime8404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3048

    This escalated quickly. “Oh, how would traveling back in time with advanced technology work?”
    “THIS IS EPSTEIN’S ISLAND”

    • @defaltar7702
      @defaltar7702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought I just skip some part

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Where fat gay pikachu spent some time as a fleshlight

    • @thetntsheep4075
      @thetntsheep4075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This travelated quickly*

    • @bradycalidonna5547
      @bradycalidonna5547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LauReXyLL oh cool

    • @returntosenderrickluvmorty2157
      @returntosenderrickluvmorty2157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bradycalidonna5547 Hi, I’m Chris Hansen. Why don’t you take a seat?

  • @TheHelsinkiForager
    @TheHelsinkiForager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Weirdly enough, if you're Finnish you could concievably go back in time 600 or so years and still communicate rather easily with the people in Finland.

    • @Just-tv7gi
      @Just-tv7gi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same thing with arabic

    • @PutkisenSeta
      @PutkisenSeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      A Finn would be able to speak to Estonians in those days. Which is even more weird.

    • @carwyn3691
      @carwyn3691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same with Icelandic

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same with Romanian I think

    • @Fortzon
      @Fortzon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I agree that it'd be easier compared to bigger languages like English but Finnish still has a lot of old loan words from Swedish and Proto-Germanic language (e.g. kuningas comes from PGmc kuningaz) so Agricola's Finnish would probably have couple differences.
      And if our modern colloquial Finnish already differs quite a lot from written Finnish, imagine the Finnish dialects back when Agricola was writing down standard literary Finnish for the first time :D

  • @TheMagnumDon
    @TheMagnumDon ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That is why when you theoretically get the ability to travel back in time,
    bring a shit ton of books with you
    books about modern technology, chemistry and physics more specifically.
    maybe a couple of books about motor vehicles and firearms while you are at it.

  • @foxtailedcritter
    @foxtailedcritter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    16:23 Like Sydney.
    Legit all we have is a shitty bridge & opera house. Yet everything is over priced here & one of the most expensive places to live with no nightlife. It sucks.

  • @_Stagnate_
    @_Stagnate_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "what would you do on the moon?"
    "Probably spend a whole hour just staring at the earth, getting existential, just thinking about how I'm not on it anymore."
    "I wanna dig a hole"

  • @scientificbrony
    @scientificbrony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I really didn't guess that was Pyrocynical. When he's not trying to overdo his voice I didn't know at all

    • @goatlib2338
      @goatlib2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm still not sure lol.

    • @Banshee617
      @Banshee617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BROTHER

    • @keenanmccarty9925
      @keenanmccarty9925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same I still don’t know for sure it’s him

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He wasn't hitting up kids so I was sure it wasn't him

    • @squabbbb
      @squabbbb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didn't fart on a dog once it's impressive

  • @Hyraethian
    @Hyraethian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:16 The most heartwarming put down I've ever heard.

  • @Goatbeez
    @Goatbeez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I had a dream I was in the Netherlands all alone, sent there alone, walking around with just a sheet in a blanket, but I have no idea what it actually looks like. In my dream the whole thing was basically a theme park

  • @slazarmcflazar4372
    @slazarmcflazar4372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Internet Historina on twitter when he got 3 mil:
    "Sorry Sumito now I can only hang out with the big boys."
    *i didnt expect him to actually do it*

    • @GangGang-qk1se
      @GangGang-qk1se 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I miss Sumito he is so much better

    • @slazarmcflazar4372
      @slazarmcflazar4372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GangGang-qk1se I was kinda thinking about having more than 1 guest in these videos

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GangGang-qk1se he will back
      ih is just tryna vary the guests

  • @baumaffe7649
    @baumaffe7649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    This series is just Internet Historian finding people to DM magicless DnD for.

    • @yuckyskunk2021
      @yuckyskunk2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      u gotta get the right rolls

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yuckyskunk2021 pyro rolled a 1 on the charisma check at the gates of the castle

    • @psychospeech6189
      @psychospeech6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amneenja5720 did he roll anything but 1's for the whole thing

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@psychospeech6189 natural 20 for shooting the guard in the head

  • @riead1983
    @riead1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am extremely high and I have no idea what's going on, but I am 110% entertained. Bravo!.

  • @Grim_sights
    @Grim_sights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’d trust any man who opens up their video saying “wuah!”

  • @cashcleaner
    @cashcleaner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    “42 Spanish Way? Oh yeah, that’s in the Spanish District.”

    • @Merugaf
      @Merugaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "do you come estas often to the Spanish district? Haha ofcourse you don't."

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4120

    Pyro's in for a rude awakening when he finds out that late medieval Europeans had guns.

    • @Justlilmonster
      @Justlilmonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      omg totally

    • @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062
      @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      No Automatic tho. And shitty munition.

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Id probably bring a flamethrower for intimidation

    • @MediHusky
      @MediHusky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Just bring an m134 and a several crates of ammunition on pallet jacks. Don't forget your duct tape.

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Pyro's in for a rude awakening when he finds out that Bows were invented before written history

  • @ArinJager1
    @ArinJager1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    that "bring gun with you if you traveled back in time" bit, there's two seasons of this anime that's basically this (it's called Gate), it's rather "hilarious" how they use modern weapons against knights and such (they even take down a dragon with some c4 and rocket launchers), the anime is basically a glorified add for the JSDF (the manga author is an ex-JSDF), which makes it even more hilarious

  • @t-man369
    @t-man369 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    He disclosed that the hotel in Spain he was staying at just recently opened at that time. Also, IE said he was 14 or 15 years old. A while ago, I did find that specific hotel online. It opened in either 2004 or 2005, which would place IEs birth year as either 1990 or 1991.

    • @kumardickshit1530
      @kumardickshit1530 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Get a life

    • @garrick3727
      @garrick3727 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How do you know which hotel it was, since there was nothing real in the video. Just because he had a picture of a new hotel, doesn't mean it was the hotel he stayed at.

    • @t-man369
      @t-man369 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@garrick3727 He said something pertaining the name in the video, which was enough to go out and find it. I also do believe that specific hotel was the only one having a brand new opening in Barcelona that year.

    • @t-man369
      @t-man369 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@garrick3727 I tried replecating my research and got nowhere. I was drunk, during my initial investigation, mind you. I am quite sure, however, that I was onto something with calling whatever I unearthed. I cannot prove it, but i'm sure whatever I said carried weight.

  • @NidotheKing
    @NidotheKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3821

    Accurate time traveling scenario. Everyone really overestimates one guy with a gun vs a militant medieval society who is very desensitized to war.

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +554

      Not to mention that they know what firearms are to some extent. And projectile weapons. They're medieval, not cavemen. Even cavemen will understand it's a weapon the moment you shoot someone with it.

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      @@jffry890 depending on when in the medieval period you arrive they’ll just straight up know what guns( or at least cannons) are and think you just have a very advanced one

    • @ShivamPatel-yq7rr
      @ShivamPatel-yq7rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@jffry890 and a archer with a lot of trailing is better than a dumbass with gun

    • @theinfernoburns
      @theinfernoburns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I would bring back a lethal disease I had immunity to, wipe out certain populations and tell people that it they didn't listen to me and make me their leader they would die.

    • @user-yu3ge4iv8r
      @user-yu3ge4iv8r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@theinfernoburns Isn't that literally what they thought witches did?

  • @charliejones5563
    @charliejones5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    1:04 I love how 'Hide The Pain Harold' has just become perfectly synonymous with Internet Historian

  • @gunsol900
    @gunsol900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All of these videos make me feel like I'm watching one of those late night adult swim shows like sealab 2021, and I love it.

  • @fallout1.
    @fallout1. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:56: Funny how pyro brings this up because the card on screen sold for $5.2 million

  • @gravenightghoul
    @gravenightghoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    I'm very curious how the Historian's mom reacted to him coming back to the hotel after 9+ hours when all he was doing was just "going to the bakery".

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It was like 1970 so no one cared

    • @trevor5933
      @trevor5933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Oh, uh, hey sport. Glad you came back. I was totally worried I lost you forever..."

    • @remains10
      @remains10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tuttosalve8352 yeah maybe the mid 70’s

    • @MsTryana
      @MsTryana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-so3nj7rj1d thats only his physical age

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-so3nj7rj1d How would you know?

  • @Bananaboy994
    @Bananaboy994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    The Internet Historian Adniverse is the most amibtious crossover to date

    • @Shigellosis
      @Shigellosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still waiting for a "Internet Historian: Endgame"

  • @JeconkGuy
    @JeconkGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't get enough of these Nord sponsorships

  • @2dsingerofgorillaz907
    @2dsingerofgorillaz907 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    First time I heard you guys was a year ago, when I was pushing carts in the Walmart parking lot. I was introduced to y’all by my GF.
    Here I am , in England , by her side.
    About to go back to the USA because of wrong visa to which I will be once more pushing carts in a walmart parking lot and listening to y’all

  • @dundledoesthings3890
    @dundledoesthings3890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I love how it becomes a weird DnD scenario with Pyro firing a pistol at archers, from talking about traveling.

    • @James11111
      @James11111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Right? I couldn't pinpoint the exact moment, but at some point my mind just switched to d&d mode during that.

    • @gusbabiski
      @gusbabiski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Change the modern pistol to a homebrew flintlock and boom
      D&D

    • @gusbabiski
      @gusbabiski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not even that weird of a scenario

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The archer class is really made of archers

  • @InkRose
    @InkRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1769

    NordVPN Man and Pyro's DeadSpace Ad Break Man should do a collab together

  • @JallenSandusky
    @JallenSandusky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these.. I was subbed to you snd your friends before these collabs and they make me laugh so hard

  • @snz_iisera
    @snz_iisera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:06 i remember putting plastic bottle under a bike fender and it will sound like a motorbike. soviet engineering moment.

  • @blaeser13
    @blaeser13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Internet Historian at 2:36: "I'm a lost little boy."
    Steve the improv guy: "No you're not."

  • @nutsandbolts1264
    @nutsandbolts1264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    I like how he gave a realistic responce to the situation of Pyrocynicals encounter to the situation, he didn't try to outsmart him, instead he just genuinely tried to make it as close as it could happen in real life

  • @Roz_Clear
    @Roz_Clear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Props to IE for making a video w/ Pyro after his controversy. Respect!

  • @SugaMot
    @SugaMot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm embarrassed that it's taken me this long to realize that Internet Historian would make an excellent Dungeon Master for a game of D&D

  • @lookatmahsword9082
    @lookatmahsword9082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3679

    Now I wanna see a DnD campaign hosted by Internet Historian

    • @agenticex
      @agenticex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Additional players would have to be:
      Mandalore, Sseth, Shammy, JoCat, Puffin, Zee Bashew, Ymfah, Limit Breaker grandpa.
      I'm missing a few here. help?

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@agenticex Eyyyy Ymfah fans unite!

    • @hackhenk
      @hackhenk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@agenticex Throw in Joel Harver, and you're good to go.

    • @aidan3841
      @aidan3841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hackhenk haver?

    • @thedangboi7198
      @thedangboi7198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this video made me realize the power of dnd social distancing

  • @cjsMcKeown
    @cjsMcKeown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Plot twist: his mum definitely knew the bakery wasn’t just ‘to the left’

    • @jameseason3283
      @jameseason3283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That was definitely her plan all along.

    • @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062
      @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To get some of the local spanish meat?

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazy how some parents would totally do that. I know because my dad tried it on me.

    • @user-ke3sk6jd3h
      @user-ke3sk6jd3h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ellusiv5121 You're telling me most kids don't lean to swim by being thrown in a river?

    • @GordonFreemayne
      @GordonFreemayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, IH, it's to the left and about 100 miles. Keep walking until your feet bleed. It's there.

  • @GINGERPHILIP
    @GINGERPHILIP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are the only TH-camr I am aware of that makes the ads extremely entertaining.

  • @avatarschlaang1105
    @avatarschlaang1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Historian you gotta add this to the in the field playlist!!

  • @mickey_jim2770
    @mickey_jim2770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Imagine being the guy who invented the travelator and then realising that people just stand on it instead of walking

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Which annoyed the fuck out of me as a kid (even now actually).
      I like to go zoom zoom and these fucks are in the way

    • @VectraMedia
      @VectraMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My biggest pet peeve

    • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
      @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I assumed they're for putting your heavy baggage next to you so you don't have to carry it all the way.

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried that once and nearly fell on my face when I got off.

  • @punishedsneed
    @punishedsneed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    "I bent fat gay Pikachu." I'm crying from laughter LMFAOOO

    • @Renizzle
      @Renizzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol pyrocynical’s laugh fucking kills me

  • @TheZanzibarMan
    @TheZanzibarMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well this just turned into a Choose Your Own Adventure and I love it.

  • @richardherkert7436
    @richardherkert7436 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL @2:03 Your line on the map went through the street where I live.
    I love random coincidences like this.

  • @natebowman7593
    @natebowman7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "Completely lawless, and abandoned... London!" I laughed way too hard at this joke!

    • @Neophage
      @Neophage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What joke?

    • @Funkiy
      @Funkiy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Neophage ok

    • @texasrox2010
      @texasrox2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      painter that's even funnier than the original joke XD

    • @fieldoregon6679
      @fieldoregon6679 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @famous austrian painter or Detroit

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Classic LA experience:
    Sit in traffic
    Visit crowded beach
    Turn down crack
    More traffic
    Stew in hate
    Brag about how awesome it is to your family & friends

    • @bigfish3846
      @bigfish3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Add:
      Wish you went to San Diego

    • @awildtomappeared5925
      @awildtomappeared5925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      last step: move somewhere better and to keep up the lie about how awesome it was to your family and friends you vote for the same stuff in your new place

    • @bbbildhuu
      @bbbildhuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Turn down crack? Def not la experience

    • @88SLLS
      @88SLLS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You shouldn't have turned down the crack. That's what makes living in LA bearable.

    • @amberchailland8620
      @amberchailland8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      >only offered crack 5 times
      Must of been a slow day, usualy its around 20 or more.

  • @SpecialK234
    @SpecialK234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By far you do the best promo ads in your videos. You make it so fun I die laughing at what is essentially a commercial 😂

  • @hansihintersoos7581
    @hansihintersoos7581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the Rattay Feast music in the background, you're a man of culture.

  • @protection1609
    @protection1609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    “This edible ain’t shit”
    5 minutes later: 0:00

  • @ironwoodkid9577
    @ironwoodkid9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Internet Historian's videos are like a nice freeze-your-nuts-off cold beer on a hot day

    • @denistannenberg
      @denistannenberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a few of those today, can confirm

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What I just used to keep them in the freezer it's a lot cooler👍😎

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's like the first sip of cold water when it's 3am and you wake thirsty enough to get out of bed

  • @Nepomniachtchi_Austin
    @Nepomniachtchi_Austin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pyro's second thought after time traveling Is to kill his interpreter.. IH's raised eyebrow was appropriate.

  • @GreatWorkBoss
    @GreatWorkBoss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Nordvpn parody commercial was the most early 2000s romcom thing is ever seen.

  • @OliverCooksey
    @OliverCooksey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Travelator idea actually exists. KL has a whole risen walkway with Travelator to get around. You go up an escalator and then hop on. It's covered all the way along, and closed at 10 so that people can't sleep inside it.

    • @BearmanBob
      @BearmanBob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not a fan of KL and living out of the city for a couple of years now has made me forgotten all the crazy things that city has. Thanks for reminding me

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By all accounts, Kings Landing stinks like pooh, from 5 miles away.

    • @sk49117
      @sk49117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nodiggity9472 pretty sure he meant kuala lumpur in malaysia, unless the joke flew over my head

    • @OttomanDrifter91
      @OttomanDrifter91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We have quite a bunch of them at many İstanbul metro stations and junctions. Muncipality built all those places in such janky ways you literally need to get conveyed in and out of it if you want to go someplace during your lifetime. Upsides: You can literally fast travel underground without paying for a ticket since some stations cover up vast areas.

    • @KP0p1437
      @KP0p1437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm where's the location?? Maybe it's because i don't frequent KL that much but i didn't know we had those outside of airport although i'm Malaysian