I hate that alot of EAS videos ruin the point of an EAS by having long explanations or elaborate diagrams. EAS alerts are supposed to be short IRL to be concise in a crisis, and short in a horror setting to leave stuff to the imagination.
The single biggest pet peeve of mine is when the EAS scenario videos try and add fancy info-graphic things to explain the danger and what it does... One of the many things emergency alerts are known for is usually being quite bare bones as they need to be sent out at a moments notice. There is simply no time to make a fancy alert with neat graphics and text about the spooky entity, That wastes time that could be spent actually communicating to the public about said entity. It just completely breaks the immersion IMO.
@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Of course. You have to think about the story you want to tell and then make the video itself, Which does take time! Please elaborate because it is kind of hard to understand what you are trying to say?
I’d imagine it’s just text on screen like “THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST” that doesn’t change while an important person explains what’s going on, at least that’s what I’d imagine it to be
There are three types of EAS scenario: 1. Weird stupid things and/or diseases reported. 2. Congratulations, you're being liberated, do not resist. 3. We're all going to die. Let us describe how we're all going to die, why we can't do anything about it and make some stupid, heartfelt last speech before it all ends. There is a lot of overlap between these three types too.
@@THINK_OF_THE_CHILDREN no like some of the eas scenarios play “radio stations” before the alarm comes in, and it’s always some super basic ass or we’ll know edm shit 😭
Inaccurate, missing some bullshit glitchy jumpscare during step 2 saying "no one can help you" "it's hopeless" "they already in your fridge" or some shit like that
Videos be like there is a a 15 foot tall creature it has 15 fingers 50 times more strength than the average human and can mimic voices don't go outside if you are in texas california Africa Europe call help if it's in your house your dead stay safe.
EAS scenarios are good when they are something that’s actually possible and poses a high danger. Like an EF5 in a major city or a blizzard that drops 4-5 feet of snow. Maybe they aren’t likely but when it’s made well and is something that makes sense they are good
Missed the part where the monsters take over and say the exact opposite of what the actual reporters said, making it extremely obvious that it's not real.
Honestly less EAS scenarios are like that, it goes well for SCP-Themed scenarios but some are just uhh.... extremely unrealistic, as if a government would just have their EAS's with that 1980's video quality and aesthetics lmao
Tbh this is accurate for about 95% of the "(insert entity here) EAS Scenario" Videos out there. But for a lot of non-entity ones, those are actually pretty great. Look up "Violent Nights EAS" if you want something with high effort, story, and decent length.
0:56 I tried to recongize what chinese character is this and realized that's just a buncha random strokes lol. Nice job. Also remember to use some lubrication to reduce the pain in case if you're cought.
For whatever reason scenarios that actually look like real emergency broadcasts scare me, but these infographic-style alerts that have been popularized just aren’t scary to me.
Inaccurate, i can understand what the reporter was saying.
Here you go
*high pitch crt sound*
*tv static at 25% volume*
"This is ëjeuueë.ĵɓş&÷;÷
Fr. This is too different from the rest
🤥
No TV static, disliked!
Yes and no unseeable status either.
"They could fuck you up six way to sunday"
LIKE... LITERALLY.
jumpscare.nsfw
Give it to me.
@@greatlakesfederation2033
wtf stupidly
If I'm being honest some of the EAS stuff is definitely cringe but a few are scary
Doctor nowhere made some disturbing things, but they become cringe if you watch it again.
Or some are not scary but are well created.
Or some are just very unique which scares you
Some of them are quite literally made up Scp OCs
stone cold is creepy as hell
I hate that alot of EAS videos ruin the point of an EAS by having long explanations or elaborate diagrams. EAS alerts are supposed to be short IRL to be concise in a crisis, and short in a horror setting to leave stuff to the imagination.
Me, that actually lives in Italy: time to go to slovenia again
invade a greece now
(for the italy)
me who already lives in slovenia
@@mrsandwich6000 me to
Why’d ya wanna go to Slovenia dawg?
At least it isn't Serbia /j
0:57 bro is in the doggy position😭🙏
let me be navy blue in this situation
I think is sus :| What BRO CALLED US DIRTY MINDED IN 1000000000 LANUAGES Ohio and F*cking africa got me💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Dreidelium🤨
@@fatimabuglosa9996 no really? probably cuz that’s the whole damn point
Mom the dog is doing the thing again but to me
if the EAS was like this, i would actually pay attention to their messages
Me too
Me three (start a chain)
Me four
Mw five
Me 2763
The single biggest pet peeve of mine is when the EAS scenario videos try and add fancy info-graphic things to explain the danger and what it does...
One of the many things emergency alerts are known for is usually being quite bare bones as they need to be sent out at a moments notice. There is simply no time to make a fancy alert with neat graphics and text about the spooky entity, That wastes time that could be spent actually communicating to the public about said entity. It just completely breaks the immersion IMO.
@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Of course. You have to think about the story you want to tell and then make the video itself, Which does take time!
Please elaborate because it is kind of hard to understand what you are trying to say?
I’d imagine it’s just text on screen like “THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST” that doesn’t change while an important person explains what’s going on, at least that’s what I’d imagine it to be
AnomalousBytes when people have fun and make art: 😡😡😡😡
@@TryingMyName when people critique art: 😢😢😭😭😫🤧🤧😵💫😵💫
Yeah, most of the time, especially in the US, they just straight up use texts lol.
There are three types of EAS scenario:
1. Weird stupid things and/or diseases reported.
2. Congratulations, you're being liberated, do not resist.
3. We're all going to die. Let us describe how we're all going to die, why we can't do anything about it and make some stupid, heartfelt last speech before it all ends.
There is a lot of overlap between these three types too.
Then there are the actual good ones
@@theromanticist8023 (nonexistent)
watch local 58
@@serplunk7146local 58 is analog horror not an eas
@@serplunk7146 its only good cus it was the first of its time
1:03 bro’s telephone is a dick
why do you think he is holding it
@@Creashaks_lmao
Bros gotta check that shit out
I don’t think it’s supposed to be bent like that
Finally
The telephock
D I C K S !
gives a whole meaning to "fuck you up"....
the anomaly is litterally forcefully making you into Mr hands 2.0
this is so accurate bro so many EAS scenarios that seem fucking ai generated because they're all the same, like alert world or scp realized
👀
bro doing SCP realised dirty
@@jimkerman5675 is he wrong though?
i dont watch scp or eas content a lot but those are the only 2 channels i watch when it comes to those topics 💀💀
Alert world's videos often feel more like news reports than actual emergency alerts
this is truly the EAS of all time
“And you might end up looking like this”
Once I saw this. It reminds me of a Chinese character “成”
Best broadcast ever every broadcast should be like dis
Massachusetts would be safe due to literally everyone owning a musket and they will do what the founding fathers intended
This should get more views
I agree six ways to sunday.
0:18 the creature 💀
0:56 wtf did i just see
Natural Behaviour of reproduction😊
Three legs
just me scavenging trying to find one that doesn’t play thefatrat for 30 mins before the broadcast 😭
Didn't know TheFatRat made the American EAS alarm lol
@@THINK_OF_THE_CHILDREN no like some of the eas scenarios play “radio stations” before the alarm comes in, and it’s always some super basic ass or we’ll know edm shit 😭
i love edm but like bruh 💀
@@R8ISH Oh Ok, I havn't watched an EAS senario in a while, that's probably why I don't remember 🤷
@@THINK_OF_THE_CHILDREN fair
bro resume perfectly every EAS Scenario .
I thought it was gonna say "hide your family, or don't if you wanna troll"
Eas in a nutshell: T H I S V I D E O
i imagine that in an alternate universe this is actually how people speak and how this is scary as hell
“They’re fucking goofy” got me rolling 💀
“Do not go outside if you are in these states
Ohio
Massachusetts
*I T A L Y*
fucking Africa idk” 💀
I GOT A HEART ATTACK FROM THAT JUMPSCARE
ME TOO THAT MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY
I used to watch EAS videos a lot and I can tell you this is VERY accurate
0:45 Nah I'd win
You forgot "do not let your family inside, even if theyre begging to be let inside" or smth like that
Glad that I inspired you! (THIS DESERVES MORE VIEWS!!!!)
Thanks Kadmus! Your video was amzaing by the way.
Yo I watched your version of this! I died it was so funny!
"you will might look like this" *shows chinese looking character*
how do we tell him
Can’t forget the grammatical errors and random stuff you’d never see in an EAS scenario
literally unwatchable. as soon as i hear one i immediately click off cause i cant take it seriously
@ yeah, I'm tired of these lazy "eas" scenarios that completely break the immersion
That monster won't be F'ing me up any ways to Sunday.
I want one thats just
"Warning: something is coming to kill us"
"We know it bleeds"
"Rock its shit everybody"
And then just party rock anthem
0:33 he said 🖕ohio🖕
Maybe you're a failure to your existence
So?
That part i laughed so hard while yawning that i almost got neck infection
1:01 that is an… interesting, uh, placement for that phone
Lend me them.
I have an desire for creatures but this, its different.... i have been... changed by this moment. You have altered my state of mind.
Holy Shit I’m so early. This is some good satire.
1:04 is bro’s shit calling?
Nah his third leg is calling
@@The_real_paill_neverdies lol
Instructions were unclear, phone stuck in bunghole
@@Grievous_Nix uhhhhhhhh just poo and make your shit long and put your phone on the end of your shit
Lol. This made me laugh
Nice mockery of every analouge horror
I saw one yesterday where it was a virus that turned you into a tree lmao
0:44 don’t fight them.
*NO SHIT SHERLOCK 🦂🦂🦂*
Inaccurate, missing some bullshit glitchy jumpscare during step 2 saying "no one can help you" "it's hopeless" "they already in your fridge" or some shit like that
It’s usually step 3 where everything gets glitched and weird.
I love analog horror but videos like this are too funny
Videos be like there is a a 15 foot tall creature it has 15 fingers 50 times more strength than the average human and can mimic voices don't go outside if you are in texas california Africa Europe call help if it's in your house your dead stay safe.
You forgot the very loud jumpscare at the end of every video
0:56 we are in china
finally some comedy EAS
please do not turn off your TV while we play this loud sound knowing it will find you indoors!!
They're more bizarre then they are scary
Funniest EAS Analog Horror EVER. Please make more :D
Eas scenario: Oh also hide your family
People with babies: 💀
I have a hunch this channel will go big
ja but nobody is engaging sadly :(
1:02 damn, bro got the drake
EAS scenarios are good when they are something that’s actually possible and poses a high danger. Like an EF5 in a major city or a blizzard that drops 4-5 feet of snow. Maybe they aren’t likely but when it’s made well and is something that makes sense they are good
Can you tell me why they keep saying “YOU’RE BANNED” while chasing me
1:04 Why is bro's junk contacting the police
why are the goofy ass creatures freaky???
0:57 why is bro clapping them cheeks
I know the entity will fuck me up, but I'm dealing with it. I'm a whole ass cow
one eas i recommend is the mandela effect. after i watched it, the scariness, idk how to describe it, stayed with me for days.
Is it the one where Asia disappears?
No more smart people
@@tazgizmo4399 yes
You mean Mandela Catalogue?
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 no i mean mandela effect
I could hear and understand this clearly, that and the broadcast didn't get taken over or randomly cut out and distort.
0:07 “you are totally free to flip ur shit out” aw nah its pancake 💀
"how to defend from stewpidd ahh creatures"💀
Missed the part where the monsters take over and say the exact opposite of what the actual reporters said, making it extremely obvious that it's not real.
we need more joke eas scenarios
i made my own versions
Help I accidentally shit my pants from laughing-
You forgot the "stay indoors, lock everything, keep the lights off, trust no one" part of it
The 2020s version of "my videogame cartridge is haunted".
Its caseoh! Do not fight the at ANY cost or they will jump and then gravity will turn off.
my ears started ringing during this guys it’s getting close to me
As someone who loves analog horror. This is so accurate 😭💀
Forgot the part where they say some corny stuff like “do not stay safe” 10 million times
One of the best EAS video I have seen
I only watch scenarios from a short list of channels, I’m sure there are other good ones. But any others most of the time are cringe as hell
Eas scenarios used to freak me out a lot so this helps now 😂
Honestly less EAS scenarios are like that, it goes well for SCP-Themed scenarios but some are just uhh.... extremely unrealistic, as if a government would just have their EAS's with that 1980's video quality and aesthetics lmao
This is certified a Analog Comedy.
"jumpscare (nsfw)" caught me off guard 😭🤚
1:10 kids hanging out with fatty reminds me…
EDPPP
“How to defend from stewpidd ahh creatures”got me rolling down to mars😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tbh this is accurate for about 95% of the "(insert entity here) EAS Scenario" Videos out there. But for a lot of non-entity ones, those are actually pretty great. Look up "Violent Nights EAS" if you want something with high effort, story, and decent length.
I'M DEAD GOODBYE THIS IS TOO GOOD
0:56 I tried to recongize what chinese character is this and realized that's just a buncha random strokes lol. Nice job.
Also remember to use some lubrication to reduce the pain in case if you're cought.
I like that few of those scenarios actually like, include real encoders etc. Look at Close Call god damn
I was on a call while watching this and then my friends asked “Why do you laugh like my grandma” 💀
Nah I would tell it "I do not wished to be touched" than it would go away
Just put a torch and they are gone.
i love it when its analog in the year like, 2030 for some reason
0:34 "idfk I failed my geography classes" 🙏
Italy done being taken over by NAPOLI SCC fans 🙂🚶 💵 🏃🏾I 🏃🏾💵. 🚶😭
"they can **** you up" was wild💀💀💀💀
For whatever reason scenarios that actually look like real emergency broadcasts scare me, but these infographic-style alerts that have been popularized just aren’t scary to me.
1:01
that is NOT a phone💀💀💀
0:57 bro the entity slaping human's gyat✋🍑💀
This deserves more likes
The fact he has 69 subs makes it better.
Dont forget the toucher!
Damn it I’m in danger
Massachusetts?! What did we do?!