Rated 5 stars: this podcast is a great way to distract me from the fact that there are skinwalkers outside my house and I will be dead in roughly 2 days
@@Dman6779 shrooms s tier “Synthetics” s tier Mdma s tier LSD a tier Oxy a tier Meth b tier heroin b tier Alcohol c tier Marijuana D tier Nicotine e tier
5/5 ⭐️ After years of being addicted to the misfits podcast I’ve FINALLY BROKEN THROUGH! They don’t want you to hear this and I don’t have much time bu
Rated 5 Stars: I Thought I'd give you fellas a little education. A horse bean is a congealed ball of smegma that forms in the foreskin of a horse, and unless cleaned by a horse sheath cleaner it can grow so large it causes discomfort to the horse.
Five Stars: I tune into the Misfits podcast to distract myself from the abusive relationship I am currently in with the Bee Movie. I'm in as bad of shape as Fitz's upload schedule.
Rated 5 Stars: Can't belive Fitz called Toby "he" in the beginning 0:42 this is disgusting behaviour and the show should be cancelled truly disgusting. 5 starts though great work
Rated 5 stars: Did you know that if your legs are amputated and you need prosthetic legs, they can make you taller than your original height by giving you longer legs? Like at least 2 inches. It’s a thing
Rated 5 stars: so i left my tablet on because I needed to take a shit and found my 7 year old sister listening to swagger talking about drinking at 4 in the morning. Also swagger's description about the middle child is exactly how I felt in the moment.
swagger talking about getting his eye test done: "i hate it bc im a pu$$y" swagger later in the episode: "do i look like a b**ch to you i'm neither a b**ch or a pu$$y"
When toby said "I wanna try crocodile" I time traveled to the D.A.R.E program in 6th grade when they told us that drug makes ur skin fall off while all your nerves numb and you can get stronger cause of it while on it, they also told us a dude was on it and fought off 5 cops and pulled a cop car door off
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: I've seen a good majority of this podcast series and I'd just like to say everyone in this is amazing and should be given an extra donut! Also Swagger and Fitz's are fine af😌
rated 6 stars: i decided to take a quick shower and listen to a part of this podcast while i’m showering…… an hour later i’m still in the shower high as fuck hearing swaggersouls do monkey impressions
Actually the trick to staring contest is to before you start keep your eyes open for as long as possible and let them dry out before you start what happens u let the tears start and that keeps your eyes from stinging when u actually start, contrary to what everyone else does is keep their eyes closed or blink a thousand times and it makes your eyes dry out and you dont have enough "pre tears" to keep them going. Basically before you start the stairing contest keep your eyes open till they sting and blink once and hold them open again as long as you can and youll notice the tears and ur eyes will basically be primed to stay open
20:43 I remember back on PS3 gta online days giving myself 400bil just to muck around, now they’re shutting all the servers, definitely makes me reminisce about actually having fun in gta instead of leaving a couple minutes after opening it annoyed because I’m too lazy to grind 😂
Rated 5 stars: before I started to listen to all these podcasts I had a girlfriend and great friends but after I started to listen to these podcasts, my girlfriend broke up with me, I grew away from my family and friends, and my landlord just kicked me out of my apartment.
I was watching this podcast the morning before I went to visit my online boyfriend for the first time. We didn't continue the relationship, but this brings back good memories 😢
Rated 5 stars: i have listened to every single episode more then twice. Its mostly what i listen to at work every day.....My brain is broken and never been better:))
For the record so I don't get canceled in whatever future job I'm doing this was a joke. An attempt at what I thought (and still think is funny). I have several non binary friends all of whom I respect. Its very easy to mess up pronouns it happens generally not a big deal if the person knows you're trying.
@@shanecoyle3676 haha don’t worry I know the Internet is all abt cancel culture and stuff but I think to most people it’s clear that most other people are respectful and just enjoy a bit of dark humor and stuff
I used to make fun of fitz’ uploading gaps but Ngl I’m in the same boat rn😭😂 for literally the same reason. Guess Ima start a podcast and stream heavy to duck out editing too now🤷🏾♂️😂
a better way to win a staring competition is to switch back and fourth between looking at their left and right eye. it lubes your eyes but doesn’t make it look obvious at all
i hate my eyes being touched so i sympathise with swagger so much. Worst test is when they fucking poke your eyeball with some device and you can see your eye surface move
my friend convince me, a couch potato, to go on the annapurna hiking circuit in nepal , the highest point of the trail was equal to Everest base camp. best worst thing i've ever done. The guides were a mixed bag, mainly old dudes and a few handsome lads. Oh and weed grows wild in a lot of place over the trail. ye'd have a fun time in the citys like kathmandu (dudes trying to sell us drugs everywhere lol) and also probably hate me if you walked 200 km (124 miles)
You guys should come to Texas, you could do whatever you want whenever you want. I bet you could make a ton of irl content in Austin. Just sayin. Love you beautiful Australians
rated five stars: speaking of glasses being destroyed by dogs, my dog bitch slapped me in the face and broke my glasses. no joke. how did it happen? the world may never know.
Rated 5 stars: this podcast is a great way to distract me from the fact that there are skinwalkers outside my house and I will be dead in roughly 2 days
Get salt and smoke a lot of weed my friend
NO YOURE NOT SUPPOSE TO SAH SKIN
@@jiggyshagywigglychucklebit8663 I think putting salt on me will help cause then they can't touch me if I'm covered in salt
@@fishst6233 too late >:^)
That's some gemini entertainment shit
I would honestly pay to see that, them doing a tier list of every drug
heroin S tier
meth S tier
marijuana S tier
Oxy S tier
MD S tier
LSD S tier
Shrooms S tier
Alcohol S tier
Synthetics S tier
Nicotine D tier
@@Dman6779 datura is the best of all
@@nickhv7765 snort that shit with weet bix
@@Dman6779 shrooms s tier
“Synthetics” s tier
Mdma s tier
LSD a tier
Oxy a tier
Meth b tier
heroin b tier
Alcohol c tier
Marijuana D tier
Nicotine e tier
@@DailyMoFo1 You put alcohol over weed???
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This is great, but you know what would be better? Fitz uploading a video this year
5 stars: This podcast gave fueled my love for small men with funny voices
Wasn’t this comment quoted in the next podcast?
Lmao moist critical is the only other short man with funny voices I can think of
@@a.b4840 yupp i remember it too, still an amazing comment
5/5 ⭐️
After years of being addicted to the misfits podcast I’ve FINALLY BROKEN THROUGH! They don’t want you to hear this and I don’t have much time bu
I just imagine someone walking by the office while Swagger is screaming like a monkey and everyone is freaking out going "Matt stop poking the monkey"
Rated 5 Stars: I Thought I'd give you fellas a little education. A horse bean is a congealed ball of smegma that forms in the foreskin of a horse, and unless cleaned by a horse sheath cleaner it can grow so large it causes discomfort to the horse.
I-i I didn't want to know about this
Horse smegspert
I feel like a horse sheath cleaner doesnt participate in the career discussions at the family gathering too much
Rated 5 stars: Toby is fucking hot like damn
Idk dude that’s kinda racist
Ye, didn’t recognize her at all lmao
This podcast is the only thing stopping me from completely losing my mind at my office job. Thanks!
Five Stars: I tune into the Misfits podcast to distract myself from the abusive relationship I am currently in with the Bee Movie. I'm in as bad of shape as Fitz's upload schedule.
he might upload someday
Rated 5 stars: Nothing better than sitting on the bed hitting the spliffy, listening to y'all scrap it up about nonsense
"You crush your teeth up into paste and go live in the woods." "And wear a dog collar." I'd die if I saw that.
Rated 5 stars: this podcast has been the leading cause of my sleep deprivation and falling asleep while driving.
Rated 5 Stars: Can't belive Fitz called Toby "he" in the beginning 0:42 this is disgusting behaviour and the show should be cancelled truly disgusting. 5 starts though great work
ikr so transphobic
i noticed this as well i wonder if fitz knew in the moment that he messed up
Nothing wrong with calling a man “he”
@@2hillsinbetween fatherless behavior
@@2hillsinbetween where’s ur dad
Rated 5 stars: Did you know that if your legs are amputated and you need prosthetic legs, they can make you taller than your original height by giving you longer legs? Like at least 2 inches. It’s a thing
A goose can actually hurt a man. I wanna see the Swagger v. Goose fight since he called it out.
Rated 5 stars: so i left my tablet on because I needed to take a shit and found my 7 year old sister listening to swagger talking about drinking at 4 in the morning.
Also swagger's description about the middle child is exactly how I felt in the moment.
I swear I feel like Fitz is the therapist and father of them all-
swagger talking about getting his eye test done: "i hate it bc im a pu$$y" swagger later in the episode: "do i look like a b**ch to you i'm neither a b**ch or a pu$$y"
When toby said "I wanna try crocodile" I time traveled to the D.A.R.E program in 6th grade when they told us that drug makes ur skin fall off while all your nerves numb and you can get stronger cause of it while on it, they also told us a dude was on it and fought off 5 cops and pulled a cop car door off
Rated 5 stars: I would love to see Swagger cook a 5 course meal to everyone else
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: I've seen a good majority of this podcast series and I'd just like to say everyone in this is amazing and should be given an extra donut! Also Swagger and Fitz's are fine af😌
rated 6 stars: i decided to take a quick shower and listen to a part of this podcast while i’m showering…… an hour later i’m still in the shower high as fuck hearing swaggersouls do monkey impressions
I hate that no one appreciated Matt’s “spectacular” pun about swaggers glasses
Actually the trick to staring contest is to before you start keep your eyes open for as long as possible and let them dry out before you start what happens u let the tears start and that keeps your eyes from stinging when u actually start, contrary to what everyone else does is keep their eyes closed or blink a thousand times and it makes your eyes dry out and you dont have enough "pre tears" to keep them going. Basically before you start the stairing contest keep your eyes open till they sting and blink once and hold them open again as long as you can and youll notice the tears and ur eyes will basically be primed to stay open
Rated 5 stars: this podcast makes me feel a little better about wearing a mask with a smile for hours at a time
I died laughing whent Fitz went from "haha funny name dude" tot 31:41 "this is, a *little* alarming"
20:43 I remember back on PS3 gta online days giving myself 400bil just to muck around, now they’re shutting all the servers, definitely makes me reminisce about actually having fun in gta instead of leaving a couple minutes after opening it annoyed because I’m too lazy to grind 😂
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PODCAST
Rated 5 stars: before I started to listen to all these podcasts I had a girlfriend and great friends but after I started to listen to these podcasts, my girlfriend broke up with me, I grew away from my family and friends, and my landlord just kicked me out of my apartment.
I was watching this podcast the morning before I went to visit my online boyfriend for the first time. We didn't continue the relationship, but this brings back good memories 😢
Rated 5 stars: This amazing bonehead podcast is a brain teaser that continues to fuck me up. Can't wait for the next one mates.
52 seconds in and i already wanna kms.
Toby is a girl now, Fitzgerald.
wise man
Ha fitzgerald
??
@@2hillsinbetween fitz said he instead of she
You should make an animated series where the episodes r just ur sketches brought to life in a cartoon, would be lit
any problem with geese, call the goose busters
rated 5 stars: i love eric vivian matthews
5 stars: Broke my foot the day after graduation and it happened while i was listening to the podcast. 10/10 would brake foot to again.
Rated 5 stars : I hope Swagger had a good haircut
44:50 i want more of this lmaooo
a new misfits podcast episode just dropped you can already tell today is going to be good
00:37:38 Its Osage, pronounced oh-sage (like the herb)
I’m about 45 minutes away from there!
5 star rating
This podcast is making the voices go away
Fitz- thats when you buy a island and a jet and a lot of children🤣🤣
Rated 5 stars: i have listened to every single episode more then twice. Its mostly what i listen to at work every day.....My brain is broken and never been better:))
Rated 5 Stars: help there’s someone here I hear knocking
Rated 5 stars: The misgendering of Toby at the start of the episode really was the type of transphobic behavior I missed on this Podcast.
I was scrolling through the comments like did anyone else notice fitz said he
But I think she said that she goes by all pronouns so I guess its alright?
@@a.b4840 that's a relief if so, i wasn't expecting that little misgendering moment and it was rather jarring
For the record so I don't get canceled in whatever future job I'm doing this was a joke. An attempt at what I thought (and still think is funny). I have several non binary friends all of whom I respect. Its very easy to mess up pronouns it happens generally not a big deal if the person knows you're trying.
@@shanecoyle3676 haha don’t worry I know the Internet is all abt cancel culture and stuff but I think to most people it’s clear that most other people are respectful and just enjoy a bit of dark humor and stuff
Yo Matt and Toby sound so similar I couldn't tell there were 4 people on the podcast until I opened the video lmao
"taking every drug ever"
Immedietely after
"fuck geese"
Fantastic
I used to make fun of fitz’ uploading gaps but Ngl I’m in the same boat rn😭😂 for literally the same reason. Guess Ima start a podcast and stream heavy to duck out editing too now🤷🏾♂️😂
Rated 5 stars: this podcast helps me learn the refrigeration cycle while at work
i was really high and when swagger started making monkey noises i thought it was my stomachs
i’ve never listened to a misfits podcast for this long, i’m 24 minutes in 😟
4:17 - 5:14 (about optometrist) swaggers fear of the eye doctors pressure machine is very relatable for me lol
Yea it’s so scary
a better way to win a staring competition is to switch back and fourth between looking at their left and right eye. it lubes your eyes but doesn’t make it look obvious at all
Rated 5 Stars: Listening to this podcast reminds me why I pay my Bungerburg taxes
cameron has really good posture 😭😭
@hyde bcs I am his mum 🧍🏼♀️
Swagger telling us about an eye test like he was being tortured LMAo
See theres one part of this that I don’t get. At 2.03 “Think guy can’t see?”Or is it “think I can’t see” just as a tobi remark.
Rated 5 stars: hey swagger do you know something about rolling down in the deep?
Rated 5 stars.
Always listen to the Podcast to fall asleep. Then I have intense dreams about Swagger Souls.
Tobys hair is getting so pretty wtf (i havent watched the podcast in a while)
just amazing :D
First time being early. Feels oddly good.
yo, any1 from the misfits, tell toby that the moon landing joke hit. I loled irl
Rated 5 stars: Swagger made me give this 5 stars and I just wanna see my family again.
5 stars I want to be swagger's mighty steed.
Rated 5 stars, the best podcast that has some decent reasons for me to watch/listen
5 stars and when Toby said if a teenager would eat her she said I think that teenager knows what their doing hunt at Toby got no game????
5 stars: me too, i was thinking the same thing
i hate my eyes being touched so i sympathise with swagger so much. Worst test is when they fucking poke your eyeball with some device and you can see your eye surface move
Rated 5 stars: this podcast provides a great distraction from the pain of performing the Alaskan pipeline on myself
5/5 stars
Nice to snuff out the voice of the demons clawing into my soul.
when they shoot air into your eye, yessss I hate that so much
I saw swaggers face in my dream and he’s a god
Rated 5 stars: This podcast gave me chills down my spine, too bad i’m paralysed and can’t feel them
my friend convince me, a couch potato, to go on the annapurna hiking circuit in nepal , the highest point of the trail was equal to Everest base camp. best worst thing i've ever done.
The guides were a mixed bag, mainly old dudes and a few handsome lads. Oh and weed grows wild in a lot of place over the trail. ye'd have a fun time in the citys like kathmandu (dudes trying to sell us drugs everywhere lol) and also probably hate me if you walked 200 km (124 miles)
Rated five stars: Your podcast makes me forget about my terminal illness, God bless.
swagger painted his nails for pride month ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
5 stars: you guys should start a podcast
Rated 5 starts: It's alright I guess
You guys should come to Texas, you could do whatever you want whenever you want. I bet you could make a ton of irl content in Austin.
Just sayin. Love you beautiful Australians
a hacker gave my uncle money in GTA Online and he got console banned and because my account was on his console, I couldn't play for 2 weeks
Rated 5 stars: Sometimes Swagger reminds me of Caustic from Apex Legends
Rated 5 stars, i love it when u guys talk about drugs
Rated 5 stars geese do 1d6 piercing exited to see you guys play dnd on Spotify
Big poggers! Fitz reads Killers of the Flower Moon! Great book and can’t wait for the movie to come out. Also it’s pronounced Oh-sage with a long A
5 stars, love to listen to this while giving my family tree the meatstick
Rated 5 stars: went to shit 5 mins in with my laptop and didnt leave until the ep was done
Rated five stars was getting chased by the cops while watching. Love the podcast.
rated five stars: speaking of glasses being destroyed by dogs, my dog bitch slapped me in the face and broke my glasses. no joke. how did it happen? the world may never know.
Started from the beginning in 2019 and just caught up today. Rating 5 stars because this was epic but big sad now that I can't binge anymore
Fck is this tension between toby and swagger lol?
Rated 5 stars for Swagger's dad jokes alone.
Got a question. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
When do they record the podcasts???????
If nobody makes an animation of the forest improv dialogue I will be very disappointed
i fall asleep listening to these
Bro with the mask's voice is wild
10/10 you guys helped me through hard shit so thank you
as if THE John Bradshaw Layfield sponsors the misfits podcast
The pronunciation is oh-sage Fitz