How are Koalas alive?

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  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    Koalas: my brain is so smooth, your insults just glide right over them!

  • @marcoasturias8520
    @marcoasturias8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Koalas are proof that nature is the survival of the good enough

    • @TotalGAMIX
      @TotalGAMIX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lolol

    • @punypufferman180
      @punypufferman180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is the best

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That's how survival has always worked
      Perfection is wasteful

    • @TotalGAMIX
      @TotalGAMIX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@WolfgangDoW altho I would argue that the mantis shrimp is a little op

    • @0MoTheG
      @0MoTheG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So true and often misunderstood.
      Also it is not about the individual but the population with a gene or trait.

  • @NukaLemonade
    @NukaLemonade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    All of the marsupials have different strategies for what to do when their teeth get ground down by their fiber-heavy diets. Wombats have rodent-like teeth that never stop growing, and kangaroos have extra molars that move forward as they age.
    But the koala has the most elegant solution for this problem: when it loses its teeth to weathering, it simply starves to death.

    • @WulfgarOpenthroat
      @WulfgarOpenthroat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@arqamisOK th-cam.com/video/nLN36pgwS5o/w-d-xo.html

    • @laserfan17
      @laserfan17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol xD

    • @DrD0000M
      @DrD0000M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Works for elephants.

    • @got_rats
      @got_rats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@DrD0000M it's easy to forget that elephants have teeth

    • @ConstantlyDamaged
      @ConstantlyDamaged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just finished watching Ze Frank's vid, huh?

  • @MagicalToothpaste
    @MagicalToothpaste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "How are Koalas alive?"
    Sci show: "We have no idea."

    • @crinsombone5380
      @crinsombone5380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Because humans think they're cute

    • @Shrimpyfriedrice
      @Shrimpyfriedrice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@crinsombone5380 Funnily enough, the majority of the people I know absolutely hate them.

    • @leonardo899
      @leonardo899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Koalas are begging to be extinct, just like Pandas.

    • @lordturtle8735
      @lordturtle8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:47

    • @hectorsamaniego3416
      @hectorsamaniego3416 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Shrimpyfriedrice Because?

  • @NEPAAlchey
    @NEPAAlchey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    You forgot to mention that their teeth aren't infinitely growing like a lot of animals that eat coarse leaves. So eventually their teeth wear down and they starve to death.

    • @beezusHrist
      @beezusHrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤣🤣

    • @andersbuchjeppesen5493
      @andersbuchjeppesen5493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@beezusHrist bruh how’s that funny?

    • @huldu
      @huldu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So basically like very poor people in some countries.

    • @finallyforfeited
      @finallyforfeited 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@huldu that's a lot to unpack so we're just going to throw out the whole suitcase

    • @finallyforfeited
      @finallyforfeited 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@huldu that's a lot to unpack so we're just going to throw out the whole suitcase

  • @JBGreenASMR
    @JBGreenASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I love how the koala in the thumbnail looks like it JUST delivered the punchline to a joke and it’s waiting for your reaction.

    • @starsailor1778
      @starsailor1778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That is incredibly specific

    • @winedarkemperor
      @winedarkemperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Thumbnail koala: "Why should you always trust products made by koalas? Because they're high koala-ty!"

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what I was thinking, too!

    • @Im-Not-a-Dog
      @Im-Not-a-Dog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You get it right?? "Who" is his name!"

    • @PrideDefiler
      @PrideDefiler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It reminds of John Howard...

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "How does the Koala avoid the toxins of the eucalyptus leaf?"
    "They don't, they just don't give a crap."

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TheRealBatabii I was just gonna say they prolly think its better than the poop they get growing up🤣💀 LOL

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheRealBatabii 1000 out of 10.

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@payableondeath9091 like msot vegans ,koalas are soyboys

    • @krissteel4074
      @krissteel4074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, for an adult explanation- essentially the leaves are only poisonous to a species which haven't evolved to eat them. There's also a couple of others like the sugar gliders and some of our possums that will eat them from time to time as well without issue and in my backyard at least the koala's there will tend to also eat other tree leaves like Melaleuca, honey suckle and one even had a go at the mango tree.
      Do they like it?
      Dunno! They didn't seem to suffer any real adverse effects and what they eat mostly seems to come down to whats available and some peculiarities in various populations in some areas.

    • @hectorsamaniego3416
      @hectorsamaniego3416 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@krissteel4074 Like it doesn't matter what you do with those animal scum, oh wait you're Australian, it doesn't matter, it's not like I care either.

  • @Varizen87
    @Varizen87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    I will always hear Zefrank’s narration stating koala’s are missing the “thinky-thinky bits” in his true fact series whenever I hear Koalas mentioned.

    • @wompus_king
      @wompus_king 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes.

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Petition that SciShow rename this vid
      _How do the koala do ?_

    • @moosemaimer
      @moosemaimer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can't fool me, brain witch

    • @SimonNZ6969
      @SimonNZ6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      For me its the line "Which the Koala's could have avoided, by eating literally anything else."

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love Zefrank's videos!

  • @Kalamity125
    @Kalamity125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Koalas seem like they’re trying really really hard to go extinct.

  • @PaulRudd1941
    @PaulRudd1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Of all the animals going extinct... this isn't one of the most endangered. Wow.

    • @chesthoIe
      @chesthoIe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      No, their defense from human encroachment is they are very cute. They can stay.

    • @eberhanicio7062
      @eberhanicio7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is because humans don't kill koalas

    • @MrAdryan1603
      @MrAdryan1603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@eberhanicio7062 Right? Besides deforestation and other unintentional ways we're killing them, that's like the only reason! We literally are just a horrible virus on this planet that would be better off gone.

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@chesthoIe idk if you've ever seen them calling, not so cute it's like loud scary snorting 😂

    • @LloydLadera
      @LloydLadera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Panda effect. Being cute to humans is a valid survival strategy.

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Let us all be grateful for the “John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward.”

    • @cadywilson5556
      @cadywilson5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bring on the Dancing Lobsters 😊

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      John Oliver is more smooth-brained than the dumbest koala.

    • @beezusHrist
      @beezusHrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@akumaking1 your mama

    • @yogosapphire
      @yogosapphire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I came to the comments just to see if someone would bring up the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward.

    • @angeluscorpius
      @angeluscorpius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Oliver (as a Koala) @4:19 !

  • @unclesamuk8687
    @unclesamuk8687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Other title for this "Koalas are dumber than you thought".

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    calling someone a koala is an advanced form of insult

    • @Partho_The_King
      @Partho_The_King 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Now we got more insults for tic tocers and flat earthers.

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Calling someone a koala means calling them fat, stupid, lazy and unclean with a single 3-syllable word. I love it.

    • @Tunechi65
      @Tunechi65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@optillian4182 seems like you have a koala brain because it's definitely 3 syllables not 2 😂😂

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tunechi65 shut

    • @hectorsamaniego3416
      @hectorsamaniego3416 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@optillian4182 scum koalas

  • @brokentombot
    @brokentombot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Stoner: I just space out and mindlessly eat stuff.
    Koala: Hold my joint.

  • @cykablyat6531
    @cykablyat6531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    SciShow: "How are koalas alive?"
    Koalas: "Mind your own business!"

    • @Joe_Potts
      @Joe_Potts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Humans: "You should be dead! How are you doing this?!"
      Koalas: "meh."

  • @UrvineSpiegel
    @UrvineSpiegel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    So...Uh... you gonna tell me how you got clamydia from a cow or sheep?
    Koala: Smooth brain...

    • @angeluscorpius
      @angeluscorpius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "I don't know," said Kevin "cow-farker" Koala.
      "Me neither," said Simon "sheep-lover" Koala.

    • @Im-Not-a-Dog
      @Im-Not-a-Dog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In this scenario, Cow and Sheep are the names of two Australian men.

    • @boulderbash19700209
      @boulderbash19700209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "You've been naughty, haven't you?"
      "Smooth brain .."

    • @HexLabz
      @HexLabz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They can't tell the difference between a leaf on a plate, and a leaf on a branch. That said, I think they can get a pass on the whole hole confusion thing...

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Im-Not-a-Dog From Canberra specifically.

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "They haven't evolved to fight off viral infections we introduced..."
    After he just said it's bacterial!

    • @Dragrath1
      @Dragrath1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah this bothered me too glad to see someone call him out on this.

    • @ksimmy5575
      @ksimmy5575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yep… came here hoping someone else caught that!

    • @HexLabz
      @HexLabz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The virus/bacteria thing triggered me more than it should have.

    • @geraldgrenier8132
      @geraldgrenier8132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Viral has two meanings, the biology meaning and the one he used. A Bacteria infection can 'go viral' in rapid spread without becoming a virus

    • @neongenox
      @neongenox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Virulent* is probably the word they should have used then.

  • @courtb9684
    @courtb9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Koala’s brains are so smooth… no thoughts, just vibes.

  • @Positron001
    @Positron001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Who ironed the koalas brains?

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Some iron maiden?
      \m/(>o

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FLCL warned us about this

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LimeyLassen I understood that reference.

    • @Zelkiiro
      @Zelkiiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wmdkitty I was gonna say "Medical Mechanica"... ;A;

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love everything about this thread so far

  • @franziskabaiker8097
    @franziskabaiker8097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    They're missing the thinky thinky parts

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @AgentWebs
      @AgentWebs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True Facts Squad

  • @than217
    @than217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Koalas got their Chlamydia from a Sheep.
    My Brain: "Mental image has been permanently blocked for this thought. Please just forget the information immediately and don't ask how ever again."

  • @glacierwolf2155
    @glacierwolf2155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Other animals: "Evolution is so awesome!"
    Koalas:

  • @hurpdurpueruhur
    @hurpdurpueruhur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Scishow confirms smooth brains are a real thing

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pbottomley14 as are the politically blind and communists.

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akumaking1 why you making a political comment, also why communist, there're far worse things.

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I can almost hear zefrank chuckling in the background

    • @erikgilson1687
      @erikgilson1687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "These sticky-icky poison bears can barely even breath from ... Jerry? I'm not sure it's appropriate to have a pun about animals having an STD. No I don't know a better way to say it. Just show a visual aid. ...That's a jar of honey being poured on an ear muff"

  • @Will-Woll
    @Will-Woll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The "real" answer is that they're alive due to defensive mimicry.
    They look quite similar to the TERRIFYING, very dangerous, and totally definitely real Dropbears.
    Nothings gonna take the risk and have a go when it might be a Dropbear.

    • @mal2ksc
      @mal2ksc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I heard drop bears don't like the smell of Vegemite and will avoid you if you spread some behind your ears.

    • @TheSerpentsEye
      @TheSerpentsEye 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fiercest predators in all the outback.

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheSerpentsEye And that really something to behold, given this is 'Straya we are talking about.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Marsupial Lion…

  • @plate_fox
    @plate_fox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Bruh they’re literally just on hard mode. How did evolution decide this was a good idea lmao

    • @chasedownall6492
      @chasedownall6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Evolution didn't decide anything, Koala's evolutionary lineage kind of just went, "Yeah, this is good enough."
      Which is also how every other evolutionary lineage advances or degrades.
      'Survival of the fittest' is more like 'survival of the okayish'.

    • @BlackIndigenousPosse
      @BlackIndigenousPosse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's 1.4 million square kilometres of forest in Australia. Adapting to be able to eat from those trees (and live in them) was a massive advantage, even with all the sacrifices that enabled it.

  • @cinnamontins3930
    @cinnamontins3930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No matter how nicely he phrased everything, i still can’t help but laugh at how everything sounds insulting towards the koala 🤣

  • @Stue-e
    @Stue-e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SciShow: Koalas have smooth brains
    Koalas: *head empty, brain silky*

  • @kathyaf.365
    @kathyaf.365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The title of this video is so savage omg. Really coming for the cute fluffy babies

    • @Glisern
      @Glisern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cute, fluffy, chlamydic, babies

    • @joshduhclueless
      @joshduhclueless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Glisern cute, smoothebrain, poopbreathe, chlamydic, babies

    • @fur_avery
      @fur_avery 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      koalas are disgusting

  • @FusionDeveloper
    @FusionDeveloper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Many species only want live food. The more energetic the live food is, the more they want to eat it. This helps them avoid eating dead/rotting/sick/diseased food. Maybe the reason why they only eat leaves that are on a branch is to make sure that they're not eating old decomposing moldy rotting leaves.

  • @StephBer1
    @StephBer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    There are also some Chlamydia protected habitats in Queensland forests, which are closely monitored. The trouble with "rehousing" Koalas to protected places is that they usually only eat Eucalyptus leaves from the area they inhabit. But what can we do? They're too cute to let die out.

    • @metacerberusVT
      @metacerberusVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too cute till they try to rip your face off or get wet.

    • @astaridjatmiko8187
      @astaridjatmiko8187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      their cuteness is one of their evolution strategy

    • @StephBer1
      @StephBer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@astaridjatmiko8187 I totally agree 😄

    • @StephBer1
      @StephBer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@metacerberusVT They're cute but cranky. So would you be, with their diet.
      Look, don't touch, is their motto.😂

  • @AvenEngineer
    @AvenEngineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I have officially replaced 'Smooth Brains' with 'Koala Brains' in online gaming insults.

  • @opossumoutlaw7534
    @opossumoutlaw7534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I LITTERALY just had a discussion about this minutes ago! What timing!

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      About what part of it? Eating poop? Nutrient poor food? Smooth brains? Chlamydia? Refusing crockery?

    • @opossumoutlaw7534
      @opossumoutlaw7534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lonestarr1490 everything but the chlamydia lol

  • @talideon
    @talideon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just be thankful they're not smart. Smart koalas are how you get dropbears!

  • @nanaevans100
    @nanaevans100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I've been asking myself that for years

  • @TheRealMake-Make
    @TheRealMake-Make 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:02 “The glamorous life of a koala doesn’t stop with having to eat poop in order to not be poisoned by their food. They somehow make time in their busy schedules to pass chlamydia on to one another.”
    Quit possibly the best two lines of any SciShow.

  • @SirEvilestDeath
    @SirEvilestDeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Koalas? I’m still trying to figure out how Pandas are still alive. But good question regardless...

    • @metacerberusVT
      @metacerberusVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Recently pandas willingly bred in captivity for the first time in over 10 years in a Chinese zoo. So not all hope is lost for them

  • @percharnelmontefalcon1983
    @percharnelmontefalcon1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Koalas: My brain have a autopilot
    Me: At office where the autopilot button?

  • @scotthendricks5665
    @scotthendricks5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I mean Gladys and Bruz are trying their best to wipe them out.

    • @johnthomas2970
      @johnthomas2970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came here looking for a bruz reference. Was not disappointed

  • @moogleydoot
    @moogleydoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the koala is the panda of australia. Doomed to extinction by their own accord but also the head of conservation because of how cute they are

  • @ZoeAlleyne
    @ZoeAlleyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel called out by this video. I didn't sign up to have my entire lifestyle put on trial.

  • @dyscea
    @dyscea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I visited my sister in Australia, one of my takeaways: Don't touch koalas. They have Chlamydia.
    Me: holding koala bum at photoshoot at the zoo.

  • @voiice1477
    @voiice1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guys its really simple: Koala's brains are too smooth to comprehend the concept of extinction, so they cant go extinct

  • @elenidemos
    @elenidemos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They also ONLY eat approx 10 species of the trees from the hundreds that are available. They are also "taught" which to eat from their area, so if moved to different part of the country, they will starve, even if there are edible varieties available.
    Was also told, not sure if true, that the bacteria that help them are very specific to certain vareities of trees. So if "taught" to eat new varieties, they also need the bacteria for those new varieties.

  • @TheSkullConfernece
    @TheSkullConfernece 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    SciShow: "There's a term for this.."
    Me: "Smooth brained"
    SciShow: "Gyrification"
    Me: "Psh, duh, of course."

  • @grenalien
    @grenalien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVE your hair in this episode!

  • @biglando1000
    @biglando1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    hey, whats the source for them not eating food on a plate? everyone keeps saying that, but i've never found a primary source

    • @gardenhead92
      @gardenhead92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I’m a koala and can verify this is true

    • @headecas
      @headecas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jablue4329 mah man

    • @EbonysBlaze
      @EbonysBlaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Although their brain is smooth, I don't think it's smooth enough to make this statement true. From what I heard in another youtube video, the Koalas prefer their own trees; if the leaves of those trees die out, so too will the koala, the reason for this is the soil. The soil doesn't grow all eucalyptis leaves the same, some trees are too deficient in nutrients, and so the Koalas won't eat the leaves of those trees, so they stick to their prefered ones, which are reletively few.

    • @got_rats
      @got_rats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EbonysBlaze idk I'd read the articles on this before arguing

    • @EbonysBlaze
      @EbonysBlaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@got_rats Well, I'm not that smart in this subject, but this was the video and I stamped the time th-cam.com/video/9DVGqXaaCMY/w-d-xo.html

  • @Accel_Lex
    @Accel_Lex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:30
    Koalas live where there isn't much else besides Eucalyptus.
    Koala- "They all called me crazy. *chomp* Now who's the fool? *Nom nom nom*"

  • @alexvlk
    @alexvlk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was expecting instructions on how to finish the job.

  • @DeliveryMcGee
    @DeliveryMcGee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Fort Worth Zoo (in the other half of the northern Texas Megacity from Dallas) briefly had three koalas. They ended up sending them back because the visitors complained about not being able to see them -- koalas sleep 20 hours a day, and spend their four hours active/eating mostly at night, so they're not the best critters to put on display in a zoo.

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "How are Koalas still alive?"
    God's sense of humor.

  • @Bassotronics
    @Bassotronics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I look at my plush Koala bear and I’m like “You are crazy but I love you!”

  • @WmJared
    @WmJared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ambiguous use of "viral" at the end is a bit interesting to describe a bacterial infection

  • @jdk9673
    @jdk9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Smooth-brained little cuties.” I will need to use this phrase someday, I’m almost certain.

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Import them to California! We need them to help clear the flammable eucalyptus leaf litter.
    And since eucalyptus were an introduced species, there's no argument for not having California Koalas as long as they continue to grow there.

    • @StephBer1
      @StephBer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As an Australian I've never understood why they were introduced. They're scruffy and unattractive, aren't a great wood source and they're flammable. We have to live with them. California's reason?

    • @Dee-jp7ek
      @Dee-jp7ek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean.. would there be any downside to their introduction? What would they outcompete? Would they become prey to other animals? Do their diets make them toxic? Honestly this might be a case where introducing them won't have much, if any, downsides.

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StephBer1 Supposedly it was as windbreaks and that they were hard to kill and drought resistant. They're only now maturing, and as we all know, they do it by exploding.

    • @Catlily5
      @Catlily5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dee-jp7ek It is always risky to introduce non-native plants and animals because it is impossible to know how they will effect an ecosystem. Ecosystems are extremely complex.

    • @Dee-jp7ek
      @Dee-jp7ek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Catlily5 I'm aware. It was mostly a half hearted "haha.. unless?" because on surface level it seems reasonable. Even if all they eat is the eucalyptus leaves you would at the very least have to consider a possible uptick in predator populations from the new, readily available food source let alone any other nuances we may not be aware of.

  • @reddevil258
    @reddevil258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you! Loving the longer hair and earrings. :)

  • @j.r.3565
    @j.r.3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The cuteness is enough

    • @beezusHrist
      @beezusHrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never found them cute

  • @theunkillable1000
    @theunkillable1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im listening to Sapiens currently and it talked about human deforestation when we first arrived in Australia, mostly through controlled burns. Eucalyptus trees are particularly resistant to fire and thus they reproduced much more after these controlled burns leading to the prevalence of eucalyptus on the continent today

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    _Paraphrases Zefrank to sound witty and original, hopes no one will realize_

  • @DxBALLxD
    @DxBALLxD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "smooth'd brained lil' cuties" I wonder if sci-show is aware that being a smoothbrain is the latest viral insult

  • @diebesgrab
    @diebesgrab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “How are koalas alive?”
    Well you see, when a daddy koala and a mommy koala love each other VERY much...

    • @twomble5002
      @twomble5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They give each other chlamydia?

  • @gollem148
    @gollem148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bushfires last year knocked out quite a hefty amount of koalas too. I think I read a while back that it wiped out over 90% of wild ones.

  • @JefffRushton
    @JefffRushton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Literally smooth brains

  • @hoodio
    @hoodio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have heard so much about koalas recently, i don't even find them cute anymore

  • @sirgideonofnir6840
    @sirgideonofnir6840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm not for the extinction of a species, but if pandas and koalas DO go extinct, I understand why.

    • @robdude999
      @robdude999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew koalas weren't the brightest bulb in the tree but why are pandas dumb?

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robdude999
      I know your comment is a year old, but basically, they refuse to mate in captivity. I mean, in all fairness that can’t be blamed fully on them, since it wouldn’t be a problem if we didn’t screw up their housing districts and supermarkets with our own zoning ideas, but it still ends up being a nightmare to deal with, since this is supposed to be the “easy” part

    • @robdude999
      @robdude999 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spindash64 hey thanks for the response! Good to know that. Sucks how we're making it hard for them but at least we can say OK we at least know why this is happening.

    • @hectorsamaniego3416
      @hectorsamaniego3416 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because the pandas basically migrated to those regions to avoid competition against other bears like the sun bear and since bamboo is what is most abundant in those areas, bamboo is what they ended up eating, but since I understand that bamboo is more water than nutrients, they basically eat water, and well they don't give it many nutrients for its reproduction you know, that's why they ended up how they ended up.

  • @liralemur
    @liralemur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being cute is a great evolutionary adaptation! Humans are there instead of natural selection all going "aaaaawwwww" :D

  • @FragmentJack
    @FragmentJack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Koala’s evolution is one of the strangest and most tragic tales.

  • @fionagibson7529
    @fionagibson7529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All joking aside, koalas are actually really interesting in what they can teach us, because they somehow ARE still alive despite eating poop, poison, and dirt, falling out of trees constantly, and lacking pretty much any higher brain function. For some reason, they’re still around, and looking at the evolutionary processes that created them could show us more about evolution in general.

  • @JL-gq6tu
    @JL-gq6tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Q: why are they still alive?
    A: The current NSW government is so incompetent they haven't been able make the Koalas extinct, despite years of efforts

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the Australian Wildfires in January made them endangered.

    • @JL-gq6tu
      @JL-gq6tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Koalas' Kampf:
      - In NSW, koala habitat destruction increased by about 32%, from an average annual loss of 11,153 ha over the period 2004-12, jumping to 14,695 ha in the 2012-17 period.
      Since the vulnerable listing, 73,475 ha of known or likely koala habitat has been cleared in NSW (up to mid-2017)
      62% of these land clearings was for forestry operations.
      - Land clearance is one of the significant threats to wild koala populations with a loss of close to 92% of prime Eucalyptus forest and Acacia land cover, which supports some low-density koala populations also reduced to 86% since European settlement in 1800s. In NSW, the rate of forest clearing is alarming on a global scale
      - Unsurprisingly, loss of prime habitat has been identified as the greatest stressor to wild koalas, affecting them physiologically through chronic stress
      - Aside from stress-impaired immune systems, clearing as also forced denser populations of Koalas to live within the ever-decreasing number of forest "patches". This increases disease transmission and reduces gene diversity.
      Given there's so much stacked against the Koalas' favour, what does the NSW government do?
      Refer to Koalas as "tree rats" and exempt 80% of lands from Koala Habitat Protection (meaning they're free to be destroyed)

    • @JL-gq6tu
      @JL-gq6tu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ortherner their survival has been tenuous for some years now.
      For many years NSW government has been plagued by the idea of protecting these "tree rats" because it stopped them from making more of that big deforestation money.
      In 2017, the humans won 1:0 to the koalas and we've been tripling our habitat clearing records ever since.

  • @MrPacman64
    @MrPacman64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:48 there's a term for this... Smooth brain

  • @lyndsaybrown8471
    @lyndsaybrown8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Koala: Not the strangest thing in Australia

  • @jameswhatsit
    @jameswhatsit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice Koala facts! You did forget to mention the evolutionary offshoot of the species known as drop bears. They lost their microbiome to digest eucalyptus and developed a carnivorous diet. They hunt any prey (including humans) that are silly enough to walk under the tree they are in, causing more human deaths each year than saltwater crocodiles, box jellyfish, sharks, funnel web spiders, and taipans combined!!

  • @eddardstark5034
    @eddardstark5034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hairs looking good bud! You should totally keep it long!

  • @holypho6352
    @holypho6352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video could have just as easily been titled "how are Koalas so good at eating poisonous food?"

  • @MaskOfAgamemnon
    @MaskOfAgamemnon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My pre-watch guess answer: EFFICIENCY

    • @SECONDQUEST
      @SECONDQUEST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would say specialization.

    • @MaskOfAgamemnon
      @MaskOfAgamemnon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SECONDQUEST A good guess, two sides of the same coin.

    • @Neppy22
      @Neppy22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My prewatch guess is: too silly to realise they shouldn't be. Also they sound like demons so satan.

    • @ethelredhardrede1838
      @ethelredhardrede1838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The correct answer, that hardly anyone has mentioned and even the video mentions quickly and moves on
      NO COMPETITION. Nothing else eats the toxic leaves.

  • @JasonW.
    @JasonW. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Koalas are very happy animals.
    They like to give clap to every koala they meet.

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Our brain: Ugly and wrinkly
    Koala brains: Nice and smooth

  • @lucyfyrearchoftwilight1760
    @lucyfyrearchoftwilight1760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Since Koala's have few natural predators because of their diet, they basically got taken out of the predator vs prey dichotomy, so the effects of evolution did not make them progress very far.

  • @BasicPsychology101
    @BasicPsychology101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is it just me or does it feel like Koalas were supposed to be the original "teddy bear"?

    • @TheBassManBoy
      @TheBassManBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just don't look at their freaky-ass hands and feet. Their hands have two thumbs and two of their toes are fused together.

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure that teddy bears aren't meant to give you chlamydia.

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBassManBoy , I've heard they have fingerprints that are identical to human ones.

    • @internetuser8922
      @internetuser8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The name teddy bear comes from former United States President Theodore Roosevelt, who was commonly known as "Teddy." It was originally based on an American Black Bear he refused to shoot.

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@internetuser8922 , TSR had a bear among many 'pet' animals living at the White House.
      Dunno if it was the same bear.

  • @freelanceopportunist559
    @freelanceopportunist559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They know they're leaves, they just dont want to eat them from a plate.

  • @theLYTEhouse
    @theLYTEhouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    TL;DR - Predators often mistake Koalas for their dangerous cousins: Drop Bears.
    This keeps their natural predators at a safe distance, leading to the Koala population boom that we see today.

  • @hairytick7882
    @hairytick7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looking into the eyes of the koala at the end of the video looks like someone unplugged the antenna from the analog TV of its mind, just static...

  • @BlakeLeasure
    @BlakeLeasure 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like the updated 3D redesign of the channel. I’m sure it will go unnoticed by most by I really like it!

  • @metamorphiczeolite
    @metamorphiczeolite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Smooth-brained little cutie:” that’s what my girlfriend calls me. I always thought it was a compliment…

  • @mfaizsyahmi
    @mfaizsyahmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Before clicking the video, I already knew this video's gonna talk about how smooth-brained and dumdum koalas are.

  • @heythanksforcheckinginimst8323
    @heythanksforcheckinginimst8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And there are still koalas unaffected by chlamydia, not many though, over 90% are affected, it was hard working in the wildlife hospitals because most of the cases are either chlamydia koalas, or native animals hit by cars

  • @rickyspanish4951
    @rickyspanish4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    missed a great opportunity to plug the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward.
    They do great work and it's just hilarious that it was named after John.

  • @angryatheist
    @angryatheist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Forgot to mention how flammable they are ,

  • @got_rats
    @got_rats 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It'd seriously suck to be a Koala. All things aside, the thought of having a brain so smooth that you can't even tell leaves are food when they're separated from the branches is terrifying

  • @Nikki0417
    @Nikki0417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been binging scishow videos for a couple of weeks and I'm enjoying seeing the evolution of Michael's hair.

  • @josephcohen734
    @josephcohen734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Koalas are a great example of evolution selecting for "good enough"

  • @dqueen7416
    @dqueen7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're one of my fave hosts! Thanks Mike.

  • @NeonsStyleHD
    @NeonsStyleHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Koalas are for sure pretty dim. However their predatory cousin, the Drop Bear is a sly crafty bugger that you do not want to encounter! Rabbits, Humans, it's all the same dinner to them.

  • @justinw4514
    @justinw4514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first animal to be wiped out by humans for whom I feel no remorse or pity

  • @potatofuryy
    @potatofuryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Basically, Koalas are hilariously bad at being alive.

  • @MNAZ480
    @MNAZ480 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. But I don't want 'em to, you know, I'm like "Hey, hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf."
    Mitch Hedberg

  • @Dzyntara
    @Dzyntara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Koalas are literally smooth brained I can't take it anymore

  • @lordgarion514
    @lordgarion514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We used to own a Doberman that would reach up and grab an apple off our tree, and eat it. He wouldn't eat an apple off the ground though.
    But he would eat one I handed him.
    So he recognized an apple when it wasn't on the tree, but wouldn't eat one off the ground.
    So how do they know the koalas don't recognize them on the plate, but not considering them food, because they're not on the tree?

    • @Catlily5
      @Catlily5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe they have fewer nutrients.

  • @Cassandra_Johnson
    @Cassandra_Johnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This raises so many more questions, in particular about the inter species chlamydia transmission....

    • @petergray7576
      @petergray7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chlamydia Pecorum- the species that infects Koalas- is mostly found in sheep and cattle, and is spread by their fecal matter. Rainwater will wash the bacteria out of the dung, and into pools that Koalas drink from, spreading the illness.
      Edit: Humans are afflicted by at least one or two other species named C. Trachomatis and C. Pnuemoniae. C. Trachmatis is the sexually transmitted variety, while C. Pnuemoniae cause pneumonia and arteriosclerosis.

  • @nisur6794
    @nisur6794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Growing up on Phillip Island, I remember some sleepless nights wondering, "why oh why does that lonely male koala have to make such horribly long and loud guttural noises!