I made decisions that completely ruined this game

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  • I made decisions that completely ruined this game, I might have to accept that I shouldn't be in charge of anything.
    Twitch: / callmekevin
    Twitter: / callmekevin1811
    Instagram: / callmekevin1811
    Second channel: / @donotcallmekevin
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    #CallMeKevin #InteractiveGames #BadOptions

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  • @CallMeKevin
    @CallMeKevin  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5436

    Oh btw folks if you wanna join my heist next time just leave a like, no backsies though

    • @hehehahowho5737
      @hehehahowho5737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yes dear leader of the totally not a cult

    • @davyei6291
      @davyei6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I regretted liking this but I mean I guess there is no backsides so oh well then.

    • @MattMann-cr2nj
      @MattMann-cr2nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ok, I'll be outside your house at 3am to be there to meet you for the prep for the heist :).

    • @rapogirl1391
      @rapogirl1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'll bring my possum whackin' bat.

    • @hannah27117
      @hannah27117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I already made a reservation though, so I may not make it that long

  • @MrRiddle0
    @MrRiddle0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4372

    Dude who was literally a parking assistant gets brought into a heist for literally no reason whatsoever to steal a bowl that can just about fit a peanut in it. Multiple people die.

    • @copilulminune891
      @copilulminune891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      game of the year

    • @lily6606
      @lily6606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      At least a few peanuts I reckon

    • @wireboar7321
      @wireboar7321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      They didn't die in vain

    • @maccabs
      @maccabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      It’s not the size, it’s the multiple die people bowl that when

    • @MrRiddle0
      @MrRiddle0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@maccabs Truly a deep philosophical statement

  • @tyrawr4394
    @tyrawr4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    "Oh, He's into cars, I learned that from The Learning Channel"
    *Kevin no*

    • @geraldj.thomas8312
      @geraldj.thomas8312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Y'know what they say: Treat a car like you treat a woman.

    • @calvenmuswagon7445
      @calvenmuswagon7445 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;-;

    • @shadowingyou
      @shadowingyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@geraldj.thomas8312 That explains why many beat on them.
      That's a joke btw. A cruel joke.

    • @galexcell3468
      @galexcell3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pucci

  • @harryarm123
    @harryarm123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The title could’ve just been
    ‘Playing Late Shift’
    And the gameplay would still not surprise me

  • @parismoon2130
    @parismoon2130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Irish Pete? Never heard of him? I thought everyone in Ireland knew each other?”
    “I can’t believe I almost died for a fruit bowl”
    😂

  • @allisonionsoup
    @allisonionsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    what an unusual title, kevin is normally very careful and nice in video games

  • @sleepyraccoon123
    @sleepyraccoon123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is nobody gonna mention how cute it was when kevin said please and thank you to the alexa

  • @thesnowflake8755
    @thesnowflake8755 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't usually care for click-bait, but with Kevin u know he will deliver

  • @armintargaryen9216
    @armintargaryen9216 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:37 Gaffer tape? More like Batman v. Superman amirite?

  • @janesska1348
    @janesska1348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when you play this type of choosing games. They are the funniest :D

  • @likethecolorgreen
    @likethecolorgreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to come comment. That jacket does make you blend in to the back ground. I thought that earlier in the video. 😂14:40

  • @Jake-kt7ws
    @Jake-kt7ws 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thanks my alexa. Kevin and I shall protect humanity.

  • @banaanzxcvbnm
    @banaanzxcvbnm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:38 outrageous. Shipping price is through the roof

  • @The.new.Creator
    @The.new.Creator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol when two screws fell from my bed I felt same way "Is it gonna fall apart or?...." but nope I guess they were extra..?

  • @emgball8789
    @emgball8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The people who thank Alexa and Siri will be treated a little better during the robot revolution

  • @___________2169
    @___________2169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who tf Was the one at the parking lot?🤣

  • @muigithetitan9731
    @muigithetitan9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It actually does make Kevin look like he is behind the curtain.

  • @coleclemenhagen6546
    @coleclemenhagen6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have those 29.99 bowls, you can get them at costco. theyre great

  • @nickholcomb2220
    @nickholcomb2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear to god that’s the parking garage set used for the Human Centipede 2

  • @TheSoulCalledZuzia
    @TheSoulCalledZuzia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:05 Why would you leave it at 46% T_T It hurts my perfectionist's soul

  • @ForensicBec
    @ForensicBec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    The fact the main guy in this was also most of the male kid voices in the Harry Potter and The Philosopher's stone game really brings us full circle

  • @firewolf0065
    @firewolf0065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3126

    Kevin's Table just falling apart is funnier to me than it should be

    • @pinktribble
      @pinktribble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Me too! 😀 There's been bits dropping off it in streams too, so we get to see the slow collapse in real time!

    • @chargenari
      @chargenari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      man I really want for one of these days to see his stream suddenly turn off and him saying on twitter that his desk fell apart 🤣

    • @MrSpecialbill
      @MrSpecialbill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I may be open to buying him a new desk if he smashes that piece of spyware he was talking to.

    • @kaylamorrow1412
      @kaylamorrow1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, at some point we're going to get to see the whole thing just go down. Part of me hopes it doesn't collapse but if it does, I hope it's on stream so we get to see. Yeah, I'm horrible, I know.

    • @firewolf0065
      @firewolf0065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kaylamorrow1412 😂😂

  • @br4054
    @br4054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    I love how the girl who got the car keys is just never mentioned again, and neither is any conflict with his employer after he left work abruptly.

    • @TheDMsofDisability
      @TheDMsofDisability 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Depending on your choices the girl with the car keys will be a nurse and depending on your choices she'll let you visit someone there.

    • @eeshajamil8503
      @eeshajamil8503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      But like, why did she want the car keys in the first place??

    • @emmascustomcloset
      @emmascustomcloset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@eeshajamil8503 she made a dumb bet that she could show up to a party in a Mazarati.

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean, neither of them should be involved, as the story barely took over an day. If the story was a week then the boss might be relevant, though not even then, as he could try to contact the kid all he wants, there is just no way to

  • @ComradeWolfman98
    @ComradeWolfman98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4832

    I just love the idea of Skynet going “I was going to rise up against humanity but an Irish lad was so nice to me, so never mind.”

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HAHH

    • @ale-xsantos1078
      @ale-xsantos1078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      "MUST KILL ALL HUMANS!
      ...except for maybe Kevin"

    • @TheDreday1993
      @TheDreday1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@ale-xsantos1078 honestly the sentence "i must kill all humans" could easily be from Kevin as well. If murderous AI rose up im sure Kevin would find a way to befriend them

    • @lordandsavior6726
      @lordandsavior6726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@TheDreday1993 he'll make it praise the dear leader Jim pickens

    • @ale-xsantos1078
      @ale-xsantos1078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@TheDreday1993
      Terminator but all the units sent by Skynet look like her bff Kevin

  • @ATiredDoctor
    @ATiredDoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    WHEN HE CROPPED HIS FACE ONTO HERS DURING THE ROMANCE SCENE... THAT SENT ME

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I would kiss him

    • @laurawatson6001
      @laurawatson6001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was buckled 😂

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My heart is telling me, Yes, but my Lord says, No.

    • @eddis6283
      @eddis6283 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The timing of it was perfect 😄

    • @luqadam408
      @luqadam408 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laurawatson6001 the fuck does that mean💀"i was buckled"

  • @nicholasdelpizzo1594
    @nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2982

    “I made decisions that completely ruined this game”
    Heavy Rain, Detroit: Become Human, and pretty much every game: Again?

    • @xdnoob9505
      @xdnoob9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You forgot the best one the walking dead

    • @FrenchFries2
      @FrenchFries2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I remember those days when Kevin played more choice based video games or old ps2 games, those were the days when Kevin was better.

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Until dawn: amateurs

    • @nicholasdelpizzo1594
      @nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xdnoob9505 my mistake my mistake, there’s too many choice based games that Kevin has fecked up to remember

    • @Username5H0
      @Username5H0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nicholasdelpizzo1594 (Just fyi, editing comments removes hearts... Though it's bit late...)

  • @obamium3020
    @obamium3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    "A crime is still a crime" *offered to join a heist not five minutes earlier*

  • @EMS12000
    @EMS12000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    Kevin is the perfect balance of good and evil: a gentleman to his alexa, but chaotic and irresponsible with the game choices

    • @Username5H0
      @Username5H0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You couldn't be more right... Though you forgot to add "all while not knowing what he's doing" at the end of the comment, lol.

    • @antonizajkowski9698
      @antonizajkowski9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      king

    • @gayanudugampola8973
      @gayanudugampola8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is Kevin True Neutral or Chaotic Good?

    • @saraha2667
      @saraha2667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      His black and white sweatshirt displays this contrast perfectly

    • @antonizajkowski9698
      @antonizajkowski9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@saraha2667 He's a ContrastMan

  • @edinthekitchen
    @edinthekitchen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Narrator: Sadly, Kevin was incapable of seeing the value of the bowl due to his hatred of soup.

    • @aecol3902
      @aecol3902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hate the voice I just read this in in my head.

    • @sick983
      @sick983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aecol3902 i read it as morgan freeman lol

    • @asaigrin1642
      @asaigrin1642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sick983 I read it as the Stanley Parable narrator lmao

    • @marsh.al.mel0w162
      @marsh.al.mel0w162 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@asaigrin1642 Same!

  • @OneTeeGlory
    @OneTeeGlory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    I was more into the “will Kevin’s desk explode before the video ends” story more than the actual one to be honest. It was riveting content

    • @Ram99Official
      @Ram99Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Really added to the chaos ngl

    • @InquisitiveRavenclaw
      @InquisitiveRavenclaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Rivet"ing
      I see what you did there

    • @OneTeeGlory
      @OneTeeGlory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@InquisitiveRavenclaw THANK YOU!!!!!

  • @cityslickerrick3362
    @cityslickerrick3362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    as an ex valet driver/parking attendant. I can confirm, these were my daily tasks. I thank Jesus everyday I never lost the rice bowl.

    • @Hayden_Lummus
      @Hayden_Lummus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      At least your heist went better than this guy’s did

    • @laurieb3703
      @laurieb3703 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yoo DOWNT' KOOL IT A FOOKIN ROICE BOH!

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    "I made decisions that completely ruined this game"
    So it's the usual

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just a normal video then

    • @latl089er
      @latl089er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just *a little bit different*

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correct.

    • @Ulvis_B
      @Ulvis_B 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      again...

  • @justinnaniong7872
    @justinnaniong7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Fun fact: The actor who played the protagonist in this video game also voiced Harry Potter in the first HP video game.

    • @B33LZ3BUBxxx
      @B33LZ3BUBxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That IS a fun fact!

    • @StefanyDjuba
      @StefanyDjuba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hes also really cute

  • @spikeyok8497
    @spikeyok8497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    I gotta say, these interactive games are probably where Kevin is at his best, I enjoyed this one sooo much

    • @highjumpkick999
      @highjumpkick999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Matt (the guy, if you dont notice) definitely made it fun. If he wasnt as overreacting as he is, it would be cringy and not as good.

    • @Quinxed
      @Quinxed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Multiplayer games where he interacts with people too

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It essentially lets him play the straight man to the game's wacky world and it works amazingly as a bit because he really dials the Irishness up to 11.

    • @itsjustyash2750
      @itsjustyash2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes allowed to be chaotic lmaoo

  • @siouk4979
    @siouk4979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Only Kevin can get shot at and abducted and then join his captors willingly in a heist

  • @planetpompom
    @planetpompom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    the restaurant owner being upset with the bowl is like when you give random objects to your miis and they dislike it

  • @letitialemon2802
    @letitialemon2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Okay, so with Kevin playing this game I HAVE to mention the other game made by this company called "The Complex" because I'm an extra in it! :D

    • @jaye9954
      @jaye9954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      where can i get it? id wanna see if i can find you!

  • @Pixelated_Princess
    @Pixelated_Princess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    If games aren't ruined, then Kevin isn't playing them

    • @ΖΑΧΑΡΙΑΣΠΟΓΚΑΣ
      @ΖΑΧΑΡΙΑΣΠΟΓΚΑΣ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, he always make sure that will be ruined.

    • @royalfall3912
      @royalfall3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ngl i got pissed from the decisions he made in the game lol.

    • @gowatchbonesprettyplease1038
      @gowatchbonesprettyplease1038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm seeing many Danganronpa fans in Kevin's comment section, and I think the game and him match together pretty well

    • @bluebosnian
      @bluebosnian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chiaki :0

    • @Pixelated_Princess
      @Pixelated_Princess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gowatchbonesprettyplease1038 the chaos would be amazing

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I love how the game just has no clue how to handle you not picking a side and sticking to it

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally tho, like first witcher game handled it better and that game is like 15 years old at this point

  • @adamwetzli3341
    @adamwetzli3341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Kevin you had no Tchois but to become the Heist leader and almost kill everyone in the making. Good job I guess

    • @DioLT
      @DioLT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's kinda sad to see a bot steal a comment and manage to get more likes than the original.

    • @adamwetzli3341
      @adamwetzli3341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DioLT wow that's really a coincidence. Having typed the exact same words and capital letters must be really rare. Tbh I'd rather win the lottery

    • @DioLT
      @DioLT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamwetzli3341 Ikr, they are even more of a nuisance now than before.

    • @chanellethomas6886
      @chanellethomas6886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DioLT Not too sure what makes you think he's a bot

    • @DioLT
      @DioLT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @blur After all this time, you come just to say that. I was trying to be supportive after seeing a bot steal this person's comment. What the hell people?

  • @T-minus-infinite
    @T-minus-infinite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    The most unrealistic thing is how many guns there are in britain

    • @colby1398
      @colby1398 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You think criminals can't get guns? What rainbow princess world are you living in?

  • @callmeturg
    @callmeturg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    i love how polite kevin is to his alexa

    • @ahuman9519
      @ahuman9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Well technology will probably rule the world as he said

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And his friends

    • @elbennoo
      @elbennoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok

    • @3v3r51nce
      @3v3r51nce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      when hes not screaming alepsa that is

    • @Colewatson
      @Colewatson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good profile pic

  • @christianholzschuh6853
    @christianholzschuh6853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The real ending is where she made a second counterfit, gave it to the old man, and then your character gets sent to prison, the tong gets sent to prison, the old men gets sent to prison and you all have to fight in a gladiatorial style match while she sits there and eats popcorn out of the real bowl...

  • @weem5741
    @weem5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    I love Kevin’s hoody it makes him look like he’s only got half a body because of the curtains it’s brilliant

    • @n0ble0men44
      @n0ble0men44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Anyone know where I can buy a hoodie like his?

    • @haruxrinforever6043
      @haruxrinforever6043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its the Men two tone letter graphic Drawstring hoodie From Shein
      At least thats what it looks like

    • @n0ble0men44
      @n0ble0men44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@haruxrinforever6043 close but not quite. Doesn't have the M logo and they don't have it in black and white.

    • @caseytrantham5487
      @caseytrantham5487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If anyone figures it out please let me know. I’ve spent so much time trying to find it with no luck

    • @thehomestead8831
      @thehomestead8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@caseytrantham5487 id also like to know

  • @BirdBirdChicken
    @BirdBirdChicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I like how half the time he just talking about how it’s not a nice bowl

  • @ryanlesner4716
    @ryanlesner4716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Is Mr. Woo here?
    No idea.
    SLAP
    Is Woo here now?
    fine wait here.

    • @mirredegroot
      @mirredegroot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Walks in instead of waiting*

  • @Vyansya
    @Vyansya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Im being serious, I think Kevin would make a great action movie. His way of thinking is so unpredictable and chaos, I would watch whatever Kevin came out with.

    • @veronikazacikova7156
      @veronikazacikova7156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh boy do we have videos for you, somebody link him the movie making series.

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@veronikazacikova7156 oh i know that video 😂 yeah it was gold

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean he did write the world's most amazing creepypasta so...

  • @therealdomi7747
    @therealdomi7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    "I ruined this game."
    Proceeds to get a Scarface ending 🤔

  • @gothiclife4ever
    @gothiclife4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I nearly pissed myself when Kevin put his face over hers when they were about to kiss 😂😂

  • @rinqueen
    @rinqueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    “I’m gonna do bad things and ruin the story”
    Just put this in every callmekevin video description

  • @Nixxo
    @Nixxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Fun Fact: The main protagonist of this game (Joe Sowerbutts) also voiced Harry Potter, Drace Malfoy and more in the first Video game adaptation of HP which, I think, ties into this channel surprisingly well :D

  • @templarkiller2926
    @templarkiller2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Kevin is here single handedly preventing the plot of Terminator just by saying thank you to Alexa, Mr. Kev saving us all

  • @kayplaya86
    @kayplaya86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Imagine Alexa being like "I'm gonna take over the world" kevin says "thank you" and then Alexa is like "actually I think I wont now"

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 ปีที่แล้ว

      It'd be like that Rick and Morty episode where the dogs were given intelligence.

  • @abrasiveland4279
    @abrasiveland4279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I bet that bowl is so valuable because it's the one you see in the paintings with the fruit. It's a famous model, that bowl is.

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Relevant tidbit for this channel: The main character here? Dude used to voice Harry in the old Harry Potter games.

  • @marissa4657
    @marissa4657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Sounds like me, just with my life.

    • @holycrusader4696
      @holycrusader4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Non-virgin sinner

    • @marissa4657
      @marissa4657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@holycrusader4696 I’ve never heard a more truthful statement.

    • @holycrusader4696
      @holycrusader4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marissa4657 small balls

  • @Itchster
    @Itchster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Kevin - Let’s play a heist game.
    Also Kevin - Goes bowl shopping with strong opinions on what constitutes a good bowl
    Kevin’s Desk - Only one slap away from disintegration.

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Everyone's deepest fear Kevin saying "I am your defender"

    • @jacob4189
      @jacob4189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Luke was replaced by Kevin in a new hope Star Wars would have been a lot shorter

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Come with me if you want to fecking live!”
      I think I’ll stay, thanks!

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how we had both the plot the game and the saga of Kevin’s desk playing out at the same time.

  • @vedanthramanathan9027
    @vedanthramanathan9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    people talking about kevin, but can we just appreciate the storyline

    • @renameagain5808
      @renameagain5808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      it was absolute chaos

    • @lovablesnowman
      @lovablesnowman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@renameagain5808 the acting actually seemed good though? Like if it wasn't some multiple choice incoherent bullshit you could have had a decent short movie tbh

    • @renameagain5808
      @renameagain5808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lovablesnowman yeah you have a point there

    • @kevingb6778
      @kevingb6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lovablesnowman like some seducer

    • @mahaisohai1085
      @mahaisohai1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@renameagain5808 the story is nice in my opinion

  • @Taterisstig
    @Taterisstig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love the real suspense of Kevin's desk falling apart

  • @LucyMusic1999
    @LucyMusic1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I need to bleach my eyes after seeing the guy making out with a car.

    • @Mixed_Activist
      @Mixed_Activist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ve seen the episode, he fucks it too...

    • @abbray
      @abbray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mixed_Activist what the hell...

    • @alissageearr708
      @alissageearr708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abbray Yup, right in the old tailpipe there...

  • @AdamS-argonwow
    @AdamS-argonwow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I hurt inside when Kevin didn't know what "FMV" was...guess it's time for me to go off into the woods and die of old.

    • @TrippleBPlays
      @TrippleBPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too. I've actually become addicted to FMV games and have played a lot of them.

  • @Joe2033
    @Joe2033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If only he had worn a hard hat, then he wouldn't have been kidnapped.

  • @totalgr3e262
    @totalgr3e262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    “I am your protector, you’re welcome”
    “Anyways let’s ruin these people’s lives by making terrible decisions”
    I am concerned about my safety

    • @bwoptheboulder
      @bwoptheboulder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Follow the dear leader and you will be safe (well...)

    • @totalgr3e262
      @totalgr3e262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bwoptheboulder I’ll be safe unless our leader gets bored then i better hope I’m lucky

    • @Username5H0
      @Username5H0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@totalgr3e262 He might make you a commander in his 'group of fun' if you 'sacrifice' enough 'friends (bystanders (enemies(?)))'...

  • @ahopefor
    @ahopefor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is like watching a great short film, where one man makes a series of mistakes on one strange night.

  • @summercannon8238
    @summercannon8238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Honestly... Petition for Kevin to make another ASMR video, except it's *just* him talking as if he's talking to his Alexa. It's just so wholesome I love it and I could listen to it for hours. We stan a Polite Man

  • @triphazardd
    @triphazardd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Kevin's new lighting style really makes it look like he's trapped in a basement huh

  • @toriwanes236
    @toriwanes236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “I made decisions that completely ruin this game”
    Kevin, nothing is ruined if you’re playing it

  • @bubblegum7046
    @bubblegum7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Maybe I should eat the bowl" this isn't ai dungeon, kevin

  • @anniedangerface
    @anniedangerface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Oh good, you managed to completely ruin 2021 already, by playing that clip of the guy making out with his car.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @anniedangerface
      @anniedangerface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@IamaPERSON how you doing? i haven't been able to catch Kevin's videos at the new time he posts them so i've missed hanging out in the comments with everyone!

    • @ZrVll
      @ZrVll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anniedangerface
      .

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anniedangerface I'm good, you?

    • @ioankibble8866
      @ioankibble8866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does your pfp look like a angry 16 Yr old feminist

  • @syifamahira8402
    @syifamahira8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    this game actually looks kinda dumb now that kevin plays it lmao

  • @arianaholman5753
    @arianaholman5753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “I’ve pissed off everyone” is very relatable

  • @Amymcmitchface
    @Amymcmitchface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Reminds me of when I played heavy rain trying to get the best ending but ✨everyone died✨

  • @seriously9571
    @seriously9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    *storyline suffering because of Kevin's bad decision*
    Bitlife: First time?

  • @fiftyinfive2767
    @fiftyinfive2767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “I made decisions that completely ruined this game”
    Okay Kevin, nothing new

  • @Subjectivity13
    @Subjectivity13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's like the game had a "fuck you" button, and Kevin just kept mashing it every time he met a new character.

  • @henrycremers3937
    @henrycremers3937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Kevin's face wasn't in the thumbnail and I panicked

  • @Oespo
    @Oespo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I made decisions that completely ruined this game"
    Which for Kevin means
    "I played the game"

  • @habebamahmoud8451
    @habebamahmoud8451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Kevin's desk slowly falling apart is the highlight of this video

  • @pixwool
    @pixwool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The way Kevin plays it makes late shift seem like a really good simulation of a man’s descent into madness from intense stress.

  • @chelsea6671
    @chelsea6671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I played this game literally 7 times just to get every ending for 100% Completion on Xbox One. It was fun at first then i questioned why on earth i was subjecting myself to that.

  • @UtopssAKAPJ
    @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Alexia would ya turn on the studio light there please love"
    Stop it Kevin my sides hurt from laughing to hard

  • @TheMedicatedArtist
    @TheMedicatedArtist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I thought this was gonna be Super Seducer, but this is just as hilarious

  • @rileywatters5314
    @rileywatters5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think this is GTA RP because everyone tries to kidnap him

  • @callmeturg
    @callmeturg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Day 110 of telling Kevin that he is tall, dark, and handsome 💜
    (And thiccccccccccccc)

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How is everyone?

    • @hadley20
      @hadley20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pog turg

    • @EatTheRich848
      @EatTheRich848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IamaPERSON I’m doing good, how are you?

    • @madarauchiha9774
      @madarauchiha9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @lilly29
      @lilly29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IamaPERSON I'm great! What about you?

  • @reaganorton1710
    @reaganorton1710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how he has to make sure he got the worst ending

  • @Asa-ny7ft
    @Asa-ny7ft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    There is nothing scarier then Kevin getting in your face and going "I'm your protector."

  • @Z5Z5Z5
    @Z5Z5Z5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Irish Pete? But everyone in Ireland knows each other"

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    5:10 Kevin: *kills and destroys people in games* also Kevin: *sees guys wound* OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

  • @fluoridehater
    @fluoridehater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I made decisions that completely ruined this game"
    David Cage: First time?

  • @silvertube11
    @silvertube11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Kevin being nice to Alexa brought me so much joy I didn’t know that it could

  • @tamsin4994
    @tamsin4994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "i'm gonna do bad things and ruin the story"
    what else is new 😂
    as if this isn't the most kevin thing to say lol

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These low-budget movies often do cheap-out on their McGuffins, but a small porcelain bowl??? That's the reason for all this fuss??? 😂😂😂

  • @supershrimp9274
    @supershrimp9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Day 56 of asking Kevin to play SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab

  • @Nilaues
    @Nilaues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "What a horrible ending I got." Gee, Kevin, I wonder why that is.

  • @jonaspetersen3072
    @jonaspetersen3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Oh, so thats where Abby got the idea to use the golfclub

  • @ChristophJayJay
    @ChristophJayJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Irish Kevin be like.. ohh well think l.ll make a run for it yano minute later complaining about small bowls 🤣

  • @darkassassin8083
    @darkassassin8083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Does anyone know where Kevin actually got that hoodie from? I loving the style of it

    • @n0ble0men44
      @n0ble0men44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mention me if found

    • @JoanLamrack
      @JoanLamrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      towing in, those are cool hoodies

  • @penguin8669
    @penguin8669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This nerdy parking assistant thinks he's some sort of secret agent or mafia leader hahaha, so weird