Kick is COOKED | Asmongold Reacts

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  • @FireJach
    @FireJach 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2377

    Twitch is cooked
    TH-cam is cooked
    Twitter is cooked
    Reddit is cooked
    So i dont give a fuck about another insignificant drama lol

    • @bjornberkers1622
      @bjornberkers1622 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      Welcome to the social internet 😅

    • @pixelpuppy
      @pixelpuppy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

      if everything is cooked, it's time to eat.

    • @anon1963
      @anon1963 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      TikTok is burnt

    • @syncrongames9644
      @syncrongames9644 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Calling crimes being committed such as harassment and assault, on top off people making out with minors on camera insignificant drama is insane

    • @BlackEagleUSA
      @BlackEagleUSA 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What about Facebook

  • @garrettbellinghausen8389
    @garrettbellinghausen8389 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1434

    Calling opera gx the alpha male of search engines is the most unironically beta male shit I have ever heard…

    • @CreativeCache101
      @CreativeCache101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      He is being ironic tho

    • @Gaunerchen
      @Gaunerchen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      It's not even a search engine

    • @TheTuttle99
      @TheTuttle99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

      Using alpha beta or sigma male unironically is beta as fuck

    • @aliquidgaming1068
      @aliquidgaming1068 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheTuttle99it's all over used and played out now
      Red pill, blue pill, black pill, Culture war, DEI, alpha, beta, sigma, Chad, etc etc
      It's all pathetic and not reflective of the real world in the slightest. People who get hung up on this shit are just chronically online and don't live in the real world. They treat the Internet as a real place.
      They essentially all hold the same ideals and ethics, just on different extremes. It's all bullshit and a waste of time and energy

    • @Cutlas
      @Cutlas 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      He's being pimped by opera

  • @MoA-Reload...
    @MoA-Reload... 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    15:20 just to mention, what she did initially, backing up out of the way when other people showed up to deal with the issue, is exactly the right thing to do. This guys speaking from his perspective as an ex lifeguard. I'm ex RNLI and worked at sea for 10yrs so I'd jump in too if there were no other options to hand but even if you're a real strong swimmer in the pool, unless you have experience in actual outdoor and not heated water AND at least a heads up on the many different ways a casualty in panic can react and how bad that can go, DO NOT jump in! Raise the alarm, grab floatation aids like liferings and yeet them in, throw them a line but DO NOT jump straight in or you're risking 1 casualty in danger becoming 2 doa.
    In sea search and rescue we train to approach the casualty with absolute caution and gain control of the casualty asap when we get hands on. We also train to be aware of how a person may react if in panic and not to hesitate to push, even kick a person who tries to grab at you away. Someone in panic isn't always going to be shouting and screaming and flailing around in stereotypical panic and someone in panic will not hesitate to grab and use you to keep themselves above water! We even train to punch the living snot out of someone if it comes to it...anything to subdue and get them under control.
    If someone falls or is pushed in, raise the alarm not only with emergency services or local staff but for everyone in the area to recognise there's an issue and you need help. Grab anything the floats and yeet it in as close to the casualty as you can get it. If there's life ring with line, fantastic. Get that to them and pull them in or at least stop them being swept away. If there's a strong current, someone has to keep eyes on at all times and follow them from the bank as best they can and even point at them so other people can see them and keep track of them too. Unless you're really confident that you know what you're getting yourself into and confident in your ability to recover them AND get yourself out, do not jump in. Stay safe everyone and Happy Independence Day USA 🤗
    Edit: sorry for the wall of text. One of my worst shouts with RNLI went from search and rescue to body recovery before we could get anywhere near the site. A young boy playing on a rocky out cropping was hit by a wave and washed into the sea. Their older sister jumped in to save him but they were both swept out and dragged under. The wee boy was only 11 and his sister 16. Hit a little close to home is all with the guy saying "jump in"

    • @unh0lyav3ng3r8
      @unh0lyav3ng3r8 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      cold water shock is no joke.

    • @MoA-Reload...
      @MoA-Reload... 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@unh0lyav3ng3r8 very true. One of my old first officers who was also the TO for the operator I worked for had probably the best description of jumping into frigid sea water without survival suit I've ever heard. Imagine the worst brain freeze from ice cream while being repeatedly kicked in the chest while rolling around on a few million pin tacks.

    • @SirAwesomeVille
      @SirAwesomeVille 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thank you for you for your valuable insight. Definitely worth the read!

  • @gasad01374
    @gasad01374 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    "we have charlie at home"

  • @Lyviatin
    @Lyviatin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    I wish my dinner was cooked.

    • @RichieKrol
      @RichieKrol 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Get a wife

    • @keeferChiefer
      @keeferChiefer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you not discovered fire yet?

    • @Lyviatin
      @Lyviatin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RichieKrol I'm not gay

    • @RichieKrol
      @RichieKrol 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Lyviatin me neither but I got me a fat little husband to cook my meals and clean my apartment for me

    • @genodedemon5109
      @genodedemon5109 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol wtf. 🤣

  • @forgottenalex
    @forgottenalex 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

    This new slang with the word cook has been getting greedy with it's usage.
    Letting people cook is good but the moment something becomes cooked it's now bad.

    • @DomCoreLeon
      @DomCoreLeon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      This has been the case for a while now. There's a ton of words that functionally change greatly with a different suffix and how it's directed. Nothing new

    • @BoxedDemon
      @BoxedDemon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      No, no, Cooked is still a positive. If he had said "Kick cooked," that would be a positive. If something or someone is cooked, that's when it's a negative.

    • @Kodaiva
      @Kodaiva 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      wait until this guy learns about language

    • @EXultimate
      @EXultimate 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "__ is cooked" came decades before "letting __ cook". Although I never thought of it, they're really not related expressions.

    • @kylepatrick215
      @kylepatrick215 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Mewsashi-cz9fo😂😂😂 your completely delusional

  • @iron6672
    @iron6672 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +932

    increasingly nervous redditor says "Kick is done" for the 20th time this year.

    • @wildouter
      @wildouter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      LMAO

    • @charlesmartel6108
      @charlesmartel6108 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I mean, the only guy that I watch on Kick is actually increasing his viewrs🤣

    • @lucasljs1545
      @lucasljs1545 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Literally rent free. Every new video about it the person looks physically worse, soon we will have literal reddit mods screaming and crying "KICK IS DONE!" on camera LMAO

    • @DiguisedDog
      @DiguisedDog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lucasljs1545 do you actively watch streams on kick?

    • @SamahLama
      @SamahLama 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Livestreamfail is turning itself inside out these days

  • @SureShoy
    @SureShoy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    PSA: Don't jump in after someone drowning they'll most likely drown you too out of panic. Look for a flotation device. Throw don't go.

    • @heinzerbrew
      @heinzerbrew 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      I would have drowned if the person that saved me listened to your advice. Dude jumped off a balcony ran over and jumped in to save me. Your advice is sound though, I was splashing like crazy.

    • @ErdeZ
      @ErdeZ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      This only applies when a flotation device is available and the person in water is still conscious, or do you suppose people are just supposed to sit there their thumbs up their arse in such situations? Plus, there are also body size considerations. I'd like seeing you throw a flotation device for a toddler and see how that goes.

    • @RandomCarrot2806
      @RandomCarrot2806 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@ErdeZ A toddler doesn't have the strength to drag an adult down into drowning.

    • @ErdeZ
      @ErdeZ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@RandomCarrot2806 Yes, exactly. Glad you are keeping up, champ.

    • @ThePotatoWaveOfficial
      @ThePotatoWaveOfficial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I've heard that if you panic the life guard punches you to knock you out, it makes it easier to bring you back to land. But maybe I'm old and it's an old with.

  • @MAVOmusicYT
    @MAVOmusicYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Like how people attacking Kick by targeting the platform's 10-20% who playing gambling stuff/doing dangerous stuff and make their fans not even clicking on sites they not feeling themselves happy or just not succeed and getting that angry grandpa behaviour. I'm happy with my 25 viewer there while playing song requests on bass for them, music and dj community is just W 🤘

  • @remmykun8315
    @remmykun8315 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Cook is kicked.

    • @rlgo1440
      @rlgo1440 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kick the cook

  • @makobe584
    @makobe584 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    Grooming and censorship on Twitch vs getting kids addicted to gambling on Kick. What great choices we have!

    • @TyrianHaze
      @TyrianHaze 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I'll take the non censorship. Thank you very much!

    • @Obeythemay
      @Obeythemay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The people who want censorship are typically the worst in the history of society

    • @milhouse8166
      @milhouse8166 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah I'll take the non grooming please and thank you

    • @Drugsanddragonslul
      @Drugsanddragonslul 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jе\/\/s did this

    • @MV-ri7zu
      @MV-ri7zu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They are social media websites and just like any other social media website they are NOT for children its really that simple. Teach your children and monitor their internet use when they are young. Not rocket science parents have to start taking accountability you cannot censor every fkin website so 9 year olds can browse them freely.

  • @awesomesauce8151
    @awesomesauce8151 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    Word thrown around so easily that even this video is cooked

  • @fumped
    @fumped 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    People don't get how big AWS is. It's HUGE but you don't know this because it's not a consumer company.

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Don't look too closely at who the biggest customer of AWS data is or you will get v&

    • @coolhandluke9783
      @coolhandluke9783 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@heavyhebrewwho is it? Amazon? Twitch?

    • @eyeslikeoceans
      @eyeslikeoceans 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@coolhandluke9783No it's Starforge PCs

    • @the_meatyboosh8036
      @the_meatyboosh8036 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@coolhandluke9783it's amazon web services, they own it and literally everyone uses it. Definitely social media, and probably phone companies, so maybe Apple or Google are the top users?

    • @Dancky2
      @Dancky2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@heavyhebrewwhat does v& mean?

  • @2300HGaming
    @2300HGaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    if you close your eye you can hear charlie talking

  • @CurdBros
    @CurdBros 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    How is the title of this video not - "Batman is not real". You just dropped that news bomb two thirds of the way through the video and moved on. That is some serious news.

  • @ignizxnr3021
    @ignizxnr3021 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    Asmon saying twitch isnt a softcore porn site is the biggest lie of his life

    • @Eragon530
      @Eragon530 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When did he say that?

    • @ignizxnr3021
      @ignizxnr3021 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@Eragon530 quite literally the beginning of the video did you not watch

    • @ignizxnr3021
      @ignizxnr3021 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      3:15 if you want specific​@@Eragon530

    • @Xxxxxxxxxxzzzsasff
      @Xxxxxxxxxxzzzsasff 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Gotta keep up appearances to his boss.

    • @PentaHousen
      @PentaHousen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He is right that if we go by number of video's. The problem is that lots of pron streams are pushed to the top visibility and they don't usually got banned at all or get slap on wrist. Its better now when filtter exist, but there is bunch of nsfw stuff not bannned yet.

  • @gambo302
    @gambo302 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    Stake made record profits… lol.. it’s not going anywhere

    • @Hat_Uncle
      @Hat_Uncle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      IKR? People are in "wishful thinking" mode these days, as if it were reality.

    • @thebigbucktheory5488
      @thebigbucktheory5488 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Hat_Unclepeople just listen to vocal minorities.

    • @mysticflow467
      @mysticflow467 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      steak? you cook that.

    • @donthinkandhigh
      @donthinkandhigh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Stake is cooked

    • @nerdstrangler4804
      @nerdstrangler4804 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You mean revenue? I can't find anything saying stake is even profitable, let alone making record profits. Stake is a relatively new company with an aggressive growth strategy, odds are they are still losing money.
      Revenue is not profit. And Stake is not Kick.
      For instance if you spent 500 million a year running kick and it brings in 250 million a year in revenue for stake. Yea stake will probably have record revenue because that is 250 million in revenue you didn't have before. But you are still losing a ton of money on kick.

  • @dr4gonstear
    @dr4gonstear 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    "Entrapment" in this example, would be saying you're 21, when you're really 15.

    • @dedafman9766
      @dedafman9766 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that's not the way the law works. lmao

    • @TifDaJeweler
      @TifDaJeweler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      not how it works lol. there are three elements that result in entrapment.
      The idea for the crime must originate and root back to the state agent.
      The crime must be induced by the state agent's persuasion, incitement, or deceit.
      The defendant must not be predisposed to committing the crime.

  • @MGC-XIII
    @MGC-XIII 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    "She did the right thing by walking away" The right thing would've been to wait for the police to come and turn yourself in.

    • @Alex-zm8ss
      @Alex-zm8ss 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      An adult woman jumped in herself into water... No matter how coked up/mentally disturbed they are. Now if she told her hey jump off a building then you might have a case.

    • @MGC-XIII
      @MGC-XIII 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Alex-zm8ss She told a mentally ill person to jump into the water for money...
      What she did was a crime.

    • @Alex-zm8ss
      @Alex-zm8ss 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@MGC-XIII got the statute?

    • @74rocktiger74
      @74rocktiger74 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MGC-XIII giving someone money in return for a service is illegal. I don't think we have enough room in our already crowded prison system.

    • @MGC-XIII
      @MGC-XIII 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@74rocktiger74 What are you talking about???

  • @whytho1690
    @whytho1690 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Don't know why but I have a chuckle every time he speeds out of his room at the end now.

  • @epictoe7179
    @epictoe7179 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    But people have been saying twitch is cooked for years, and it’s still going.

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s bc “cooked” isn’t fully defined or developed as anything other than “ya know, ‘cooked’”. Try “burnt” to add more gravitas to the metaphor. And in that sense; I’d say, “Kick is burning”

    • @MichaelT1820
      @MichaelT1820 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mongoosegangWelp kick has a mega gambling site eating the cost so let’s see how long it lasts! Hoping for a good run

  • @FalloutTributeMusic
    @FalloutTributeMusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    EVERYTHING and EVERYONE is Cooked currently..

    • @Tunda2
      @Tunda2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep, and any company that does anything that I disagree with should be shut down 😂

    • @FalloutTributeMusic
      @FalloutTributeMusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Tunda2 this! ^^

    • @banhammer3904
      @banhammer3904 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My eggs aren't cooked yet.

    • @NubInUrTub
      @NubInUrTub 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You would hate in in Australia we call everything cooked

    • @FalloutTributeMusic
      @FalloutTributeMusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NubInUrTub haha thats why I escape reaility making music ^^

  • @Nighttmare
    @Nighttmare 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    This guy seems like a great value version of Charlie lol

    • @carrottvision7844
      @carrottvision7844 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Just play x 1.5

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      great value taste fine

    • @tylewis693
      @tylewis693 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Charlie with a cold.

  • @jacktrades5103
    @jacktrades5103 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My books were cooked, but my wife freaked out and put the fire out.

  • @MojoJojoJunior
    @MojoJojoJunior 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think another reason why TH-cam doesn’t improve their live streaming services is because they don’t want to be recognized as a monopoly video hosting if they gain too much of the streamer market.
    I strongly believe that if Google really wanted to, they could have the best Long/short-form video and streaming platform with their already existing and massive user-base, analytics, and resources. They just want enough attention for people to know it’s an option but not enough to dominate outside of long-form content.

  • @kocy33
    @kocy33 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Can we cook everything that stopped calling

  • @hexaquras9374
    @hexaquras9374 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    its been a while since we've seen Philion on this channel

  • @Clydiie
    @Clydiie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    asmon saying twitch being called a p website is overblown is one of the funniest things while I pause the video go on twitch and the first thing I see is "may contain sexual themes"

  • @jankmedia1985
    @jankmedia1985 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bumfights and CKY were wild. CKY2K was VHS at release, lol.

  • @hyprjay
    @hyprjay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    19:04 "i thought that was Ninja" lmaoo too funny

  • @DietersYT
    @DietersYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Never heard of Kick until now

    • @FalloutTributeMusic
      @FalloutTributeMusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same about me! Im better then Kick!

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not many make it there

    • @TheWeeJet
      @TheWeeJet 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Kick is just a streaming site that uses twitch stolen source code from a twitch hack years ago and use AWS to support there streaming that run by a gambling site and says they are above the law. And it's where all the people that get banned from twitch go.
      That's the basic breakdown of kick.

  • @ppimtx
    @ppimtx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Blaming a social media site for people’s crimes is like blaming a hammer that someone used to kill another person.

    • @twentytwenty3511
      @twentytwenty3511 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What if Stanley made skull slugging apart of their hammer advertising?

    • @kylespevak6781
      @kylespevak6781 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or guns

    • @OnlyForF1
      @OnlyForF1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It would be if the hammer company paid people for every time they bashed a head in

  • @Ebaton264
    @Ebaton264 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Kick ain’t going anywhere. Stake is pumpin

    • @jjgloom
      @jjgloom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Kick is like the Wild West I love it over there. Screw the haters.

    • @Siren--Head
      @Siren--Head 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i sure hope so, fuck twitch

    • @voilvelev6775
      @voilvelev6775 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jjgloom ye, those haters and they're pesky laws.

    • @MV-ri7zu
      @MV-ri7zu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@voilvelev6775 laws are upheld by the law enforcement officers not social media websites. Having nazi level censorship like youtube and twitch is absolutely NOT the right road to go down in the long term.

    • @SpookyLewis
      @SpookyLewis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Twitch needs some competition for sure

  • @icrashout
    @icrashout 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The problem with Kick is that there were no changes made and the many streamers they had were mostly degenerates

  • @bradlopez3681
    @bradlopez3681 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The reason they have to do it is because they are legally required to. In order to not be a monopoly. They cannot have their hosting service giver preferential treatment to their streaming brand.

  • @lordsneed9418
    @lordsneed9418 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    thank you asmon for giving me a way to watch philion's smug videos without giving him any ad revenue.

    • @DevonHberman-im6bx
      @DevonHberman-im6bx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ditto 😂

    • @xyr3s
      @xyr3s 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol why? I like phillion:)

    • @lordsneed9418
      @lordsneed9418 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@xyr3s he's too smug and arrogant and disdainful

    • @Nick_ETH
      @Nick_ETH 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@xyr3sThats because youre a child

    • @xyr3s
      @xyr3s 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @lordsneed9418 I like that about him, I find it entertaining lol.

  • @austin-wp9sm
    @austin-wp9sm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Asmon trying to tell us Batman isn't real. Just wait until I tell Superman about this!

  • @DaniloBeirne
    @DaniloBeirne 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Glazing it because he wants a contract

  • @stumpz1
    @stumpz1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    12:32 Bum fights went hard u right

  • @kingxred2487
    @kingxred2487 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We we have Charlie, Xenoshot, and his third eye all having the voice and cadence

  • @xtr0city
    @xtr0city 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Cooked? I prefer medium rare so dont overdue it.

    • @MultipleChoiceNinja
      @MultipleChoiceNinja 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well done

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I prefer well done, but I keep getting asked to leave.🥲

    • @danielschmaderer
      @danielschmaderer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m a medium steak guy myself.

    • @John-fo4wp
      @John-fo4wp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like mine either Rare or Blue Rare

    • @NinjaFresh
      @NinjaFresh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@John-fo4wp depends on the cut but nothing more done than medium rare.

  • @jacobcook7
    @jacobcook7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:11 Rules 1 and 2 newfriend

    • @OilFreeFeathers
      @OilFreeFeathers 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No one cares about 4chan anymore. It's become a hive of discord and Tumblr users.

  • @simonmcneilly55
    @simonmcneilly55 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cooked is an Australian term used to describe what happens when people overdose on “ ice “ as it literally cooks their brain as they over head and then die. So yeah, cooked.

  • @TheGEOPOLITICIANGUY
    @TheGEOPOLITICIANGUY 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2009 ? she is not 16…..
    she is 14 if her birthday is late 2024 and 15 if before
    unless she lied about being born in 2009
    not that 16 is good … its illegal in many many states …. but that girl was even younger if she was being truthful on her birth year - and 14/15 is actually a fat difference to lets say 17 which is illegal in some states

  • @ImActuallyGarbo
    @ImActuallyGarbo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The reason I don’t like kick is the airplay bad

  • @holymanbob9491
    @holymanbob9491 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This guy really just comes across as having an axe to grind.

  • @noblebearaw
    @noblebearaw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Additional advantage to AWS hosting Kick: 1. It creates precedent that Amazon can argue is not anti-competitive. 2. It give Amazon more power. if Kick fucks up, Amazon can pull the plug any time they want.
    But wait -- it get worse! If Disney, Viacom, ect. find out about the gross copyright infringement happening across their platform, They can just sue AWS, as that -- the place where all the content is hosted -- in in the United States, so therefore must adhere to US law, regardless of where the company is located.

    • @TyrianHaze
      @TyrianHaze 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If kick fucks up, amazon can pull the plug, and they can just move over to another hosting platform.

    • @noblebearaw
      @noblebearaw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TyrianHaze True. Though I have to wonder: who else would they go to? After that, if using AWS creates a massive vulnerability, why not just go there instead? Why put their dick on the chopping block to begin with, knowing they wanted to be broadly permissible like they are?

    • @TyrianHaze
      @TyrianHaze 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@noblebearaw They are multibillionaires that can probably afford to create dozens of streaming sites. Don't think they would even care if kick disappeared over night.

    • @derpillionaire
      @derpillionaire 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@noblebearawMicrosoft azure or Google. Other options exist but they are mostly a joke at this scale.. Moving cloud providers at said scale is not trivial and not cheap. it would take lots of time and money. But be sure kick has considered the option tho

    • @noblebearaw
      @noblebearaw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TyrianHaze Yeah, I think there's truth in that. Bear in mind, my argument concerns the viability of Kick as a platform in its current incarnation. I have no doubt that -- should it fail, those who made it would shrug it off just fine. Though I also don't care.

  • @bryandesignsit
    @bryandesignsit 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Idk what people have told him, remove the mole, you gotta remove the mole in this line of work. Get it removed, it's not a big ordeal.

  • @mokamokasusuama
    @mokamokasusuama 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This aged well cuz now you can actually bounty hunt predators and merk them

  • @LeftMap
    @LeftMap 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    8:40 I’m sure Kick will buy Twitch 😂 with its owner Amazon hitting record stock prices of over $200 per share. Yeah, not happening. More likely luck will flame out from lawsuits and increasing losses.

  • @JPAmerica
    @JPAmerica 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    These videos are starting to be cooked

  • @uriahthegreat5004
    @uriahthegreat5004 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Opera GX is cooked

  • @pixelomega3042
    @pixelomega3042 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That conspiracy theory honestly makes a bit of sense to me especially considering the clips vid where Asmon finds out his no ads Twitch channel costs Twitch thousands of dollars every stream

  • @dvduadotcom
    @dvduadotcom 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As of April 2023, Needham & Company analysts estimated Amazon's Twitch to be worth $45 billion, which is 4% of Amazon's total market cap.

  • @notbadbros7814
    @notbadbros7814 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    penguinz0 looks different in that video

  • @ZippoX05
    @ZippoX05 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    I remember when ebaumsworld was the armpit of the internet

    • @TheAzrai
      @TheAzrai 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Something Awful, too. Same time.

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      never new anything but 4chan

    • @guitarsgames1978
      @guitarsgames1978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i haven't thought about ebaumsworld in a hot minute, lol.

    • @greasy5213
      @greasy5213 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@guitarsgames1978 bout time

    • @AttilaKattila
      @AttilaKattila 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who remembers Stickdeath?

  • @paddyator
    @paddyator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I think why TH-cam isn’t promoting live streams is liability, imagine if TH-cam was as cooked as kick. Bad publicity for them, and new rules and regulations would probably follow. I think TH-cam is kinda scared of kick dying and all the degens coming to them.

    • @userANAKIN
      @userANAKIN 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Have you seen TH-cam streamers? So many junkies

    • @paddyator
      @paddyator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Still not as cooked as kick tho

    • @heavyhebrew
      @heavyhebrew 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Man, so much cooking going on I wonder if anyone can still smell what The Rock is cooking?

    • @coreytrevor3910
      @coreytrevor3910 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YT is still the premier video site. Its not made for streamers and they sort of don't need too. They don't prioritize it because the market is sort of flooded with apps and whole companies that only do streaming. Why try and compete when you know you will be less than. They can keep doing what they are doing and when Kick or Twitch or a big site fails they can then take a real shot at it. Facebook is out, Twitch is teetering and Kick is basically gambling. If Twitch takes a massive hit for all the diddler DM's they covered up over the years you could see YT swoop in and grab market share

    • @zereo6945
      @zereo6945 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      People act like Kick is the odd one out where all the degenerate stuff happens, but in reality this stuff happens on every single social media and streaming platform out there. Yes that includes everyone favorite Twitch and TH-cam, but for some reason people love to only focus on Kick which I can't really figure out why. Maybe it's just bias after have so many news articles and videos about how bad Kick is but not as many for Twitch or TH-cam, though I honestly have no clue.

  • @carlosa.7059
    @carlosa.7059 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    no todos es la comunidad en ingles...la comunidad en español se esta cambiando a kick....pero solo se miran el ombligo

  • @moufo8253
    @moufo8253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I bet you those predator hunters on kick like vitaly even go as far as pretending to be little girls sexting with older men. Ngl as much as i want the predators to get brought to justice, this is also sick af.
    I mean ive seen some of his stuff though not enough so i could say if they show the texts before the meeting or not.
    though what i can say is that vitaly is coked up to the brim every time

  • @thescarecrow897
    @thescarecrow897 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    it would be cool to see kick grow so twitch stops being a monopoly

  • @ObiJakobe
    @ObiJakobe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Why is everyone trying to manifest Kick's downfall

    • @BussinandDiscussin
      @BussinandDiscussin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Lots of crimes are filmed on there.

    • @JR-wf5kg
      @JR-wf5kg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@BussinandDiscussin Them being a bunch of hypocrites is my problem. Look how hard Asmon went against Doc for possibly trying to sleep with a 17-year-old when he's in an org with Cyr who actually was sleeping with 17-year-olds when he was a famous youtuber in his mid 20s. OTK is full of weirdos that were really good friends and roomates with people like Sam Pepper and Onision. 😂

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JR-wf5kgThat’s a good point. I’m just narrowing it down to bad-decision making from the top-down. And bc of its low bar against criminal activity, it attracts more of the same.

    • @starboy__finesse__4166
      @starboy__finesse__4166 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JR-wf5kgshe wasn’t 17 why u tryna make her older

    • @KickIRLRecap
      @KickIRLRecap 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cause kick isn’t woke enough

  • @donavyn6326
    @donavyn6326 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Only 4 minutes into the video, there’s porn on kick too. theres a website that shows leaked OF’s and leaked twitch and kick streams that go NSFW and there’s a new kick leak ever 2 days and only a new twitch 1 every like week or two. and it states if they get banned and the kick ones are still live the next month. Way more often NSFW streams on kick

  • @Sully2G
    @Sully2G 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Batman's not real" YOU TAKE THAT BACK! 🤣😂

  • @Deathy-zt5je
    @Deathy-zt5je 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Based out of australia"? Am I mis-remembering stake being available basically everywhere except Australia?

  • @Need_A_New_Game
    @Need_A_New_Game 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I'm watching this mainly because I'm trying to figure out wtf is kick? 😂

    • @FalloutTributeMusic
      @FalloutTributeMusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Please figure me out ^^

    • @samderry6305
      @samderry6305 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      WTF is streaming?

    • @TheWeeJet
      @TheWeeJet 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kick is twitch but run by a gambling site and a green theme and they ignore copyright and other laws.
      Kick literally uses twitch source code that was stolen in a twitch hack about 6 months before kick went live. Hence why the kick functions are nearly identical to twitch.
      And kick also uses the same Amazon web service for hosting the site as twitch does.
      So ye that's the basic breakdown

  • @tyblu7667
    @tyblu7667 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Kick is not a competitor to Amazon. Twitch doesn't even make money for Amazon, it's completely insignificant to them.

  • @kent-ingestensen5371
    @kent-ingestensen5371 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The Third eye of truth is never wrong

  • @CrazyK9Time
    @CrazyK9Time 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The only thing I wanna say about the homeless woman, is that alot of people do become homeless because the have some life altering mental health issue, schizophrenia is a common one, and because some people just dont have anyone that can or wants to take care of or help them they become homeless

  • @williamfrisby6270
    @williamfrisby6270 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I played world of Warcraft, I believe that immediately” has me rolling

  • @TheXantaur
    @TheXantaur 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Why call it vigilante justice? Citizens arrest is common law in every state. You can arrest anyone committing a crime

  • @Faethon888
    @Faethon888 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    gx aint that safe though

  • @ArkBenji
    @ArkBenji 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Vitaly doesn't give a flying fk about the kids. It's all about clicks and views for him.

    • @clashwithkeen
      @clashwithkeen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      NO WAY!!! REALLY!!?

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just like politicians, always ulterior motives.

  • @iHCSx
    @iHCSx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    17:35 where did the yellow van go?

  • @rel4pse1337
    @rel4pse1337 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    People forgot about felony fights.. they used to give them weapons in the middle of no where to beat eachothers ass... wild times.

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    4 chan at least gave us SCP. Kick has yet to give society anything.

    • @themalcontent100
      @themalcontent100 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Besides evidence for future prosecutors

  • @stephendaedalos8970
    @stephendaedalos8970 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    the content noise is getting worse and worse, internet is cooked so to speak XD

  • @lostknight1903
    @lostknight1903 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Crazy how he thinks kick is paying twitch for hosting. Kick pays aws, twitch has to pay aws it's just reduced

  • @francestaylor9156
    @francestaylor9156 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:22 - it’s because AWS is crazy expensive and I’ve seen AWS charge hundreds of thousands of dollars A MONTH for AWS and that was ten years ago. I can’t imagine how much it costs now. The real money amazon makes is in its AWS division.

  • @solomani-42
    @solomani-42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:48 it’s because they are separate companies and if they deny service will bring the feds knocking.

  • @penguino7571
    @penguino7571 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Kick+doc Disrespect❤

  • @Snes64
    @Snes64 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cooked is cooked by the cooking chef, winner winner chicken dinner.

  • @R1chOSRS
    @R1chOSRS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    People are so fuckin soft. That fact that people are getting upset about the homeless lady situation is crazy. Obviously there was people to help her out.

  • @SaltySpark
    @SaltySpark 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I heard that Nux "Brooooother" 😂😂

    • @avenged-khaos
      @avenged-khaos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      pretty sure nux got that from watching asmon XD dude is crusty old in terms of internet

  • @Velerios
    @Velerios 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    16:13 that's what's called driving slow on the german autobahn.

  • @donavyn6326
    @donavyn6326 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Only 4 minutes into the video, there’s porn on kick too. theres a website that shows leaked OF’s and leaked twitch and kick streams that go NSFW and there’s a new kick leak ever 2 days and only a new twitch 1 every like week or two. and it states if they get banned and the kick ones are still live the next month

    • @lebawsski
      @lebawsski 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spam much?

    • @Someone2828-t6w
      @Someone2828-t6w 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I need the site name for research purposes

    • @donavyn6326
      @donavyn6326 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lebawsski I only clicked it once idk man

    • @Verm0uth07
      @Verm0uth07 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you're forgetting that kick is an 18+ site while twitch is 13+. Kick is more "tolerant" to nudity because of it. But I'm on kick right now and the only nudity I see are very similar to the ones on twitch but a lot less. There's plenty of gambling though.

    • @donavyn6326
      @donavyn6326 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Verm0uth07 I just looked it up and it says 13 and 16 in the EU

  • @Br1cht
    @Br1cht 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Brave or bust.

    • @gowankommando
      @gowankommando 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fvck yeah!

  • @JustSomeDude31
    @JustSomeDude31 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I still hope the Nathalie girl will get prosecuted and jailed.

    • @theexpert758
      @theexpert758 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No. And you can't even make a sentence correctly.

    • @JustSomeDude31
      @JustSomeDude31 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@theexpert758

    • @milhouse8166
      @milhouse8166 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Reynolds?

  • @mrigamer7084
    @mrigamer7084 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Yeah but probably less pedo’s than Twitch sadly

  • @niewiarygodny6853
    @niewiarygodny6853 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Regardless 23:47
    Whats more, because someone did send somekind of msges or even meet, does not mean he actually "did" something illegal yet. He may still not "go past x point" yet.
    However once exposed to public, shamed on the internet he may have "nothing to lose" and actually hurt someone.
    But it's double edged sword, sometimes it may help, sometimes they might go to therapy, but sometimes it may just end as tragedy.
    Hope it's quite clear, since english is not my first language :p.

  • @VDViktor
    @VDViktor 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Only 3:30 till asmongold starts defending twitch

  • @themaskedhobo
    @themaskedhobo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone who trained in life saving from bodies of water, It's crazy dangerous even if you are trained. DONT get in the water if you dont know what you are doing especially when someone is that close to a pier. Get something long, like a pole or rope, and use it to drag them to the pier or shore if you dont think you can lift them out of the water. Even trained first responders will do it that way if its available because its so much safer.

  • @MonkeyDyDragon
    @MonkeyDyDragon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kick isnt about streaming, kick is about getting people to gamble on their site.

  • @venchergaming
    @venchergaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching gambling is like watching NASCAR. 90% are only there to see the crash.

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wise analogy! 😂 I know I showed up to driving school on train safety day for exactly that reason!

    • @ringofkaren
      @ringofkaren 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not like watching people play videogames is much better. My generation was annoyed by having to wait their tour and having to watch a friend play.

  • @briang7030
    @briang7030 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I don't want morality to dictate my laws" where do you think laws come from?!

  • @777icekitsune
    @777icekitsune 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yes, gotcha games often do count. counter strike does it all the time with the gambling sites, TF2 with the hat economy, league of legends for account purchasing, and more. account purchasing is a large bit of what you can do with gotcha accounts that have high value items in them. the more special and unique items inside, the more higher the value of the account.

  • @Flamestryke-TV
    @Flamestryke-TV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Also Kick's advantage is the 95/5 split too most people who are affiliates on Twitch getting 50/50 and are never going to get partner, will go to kick to get 95/5 as a Kick affiliate

  • @IzUncanny_twitch
    @IzUncanny_twitch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love when asmon says, "See how easy that is, he aint gon do that again now hes in jail" its great to see streamers who realistically think about this stuff

  • @DjTinnio
    @DjTinnio 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    34:00 It is delivering exposure, viewers, and attention, for people who only do anything, if someone is watching.
    So, it is causing, when those people don't get banned.
    As long as kick works as a tool for them, it is 100% causing this.
    It is not only enabling. They don't punish wrong behavior, so they are part of it, by choice.

  • @TRayTV
    @TRayTV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why are we supposed to believe Kick is cooked? Was that case made in the video I just watched? I'm not convinced.
    Or is that just the title of the video that Zach was watching? It didn't seem like the guy was on track to make the case.

  • @ThePlagueDoc24
    @ThePlagueDoc24 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like the part when he explains why batman isnt real, but lemme give you a pro tip asmon. if u wanna be sarcastic, go full mode.batman is real, he is a real drawing of a hero character, but batman as a human doing the deeds he does, has never lived amongst the people of Earth.