*Tell an Englishman to design a city* *He immediately makes a thing that looks like it's evolved from a series of winding goat tracks from the dawn of time* Good job, Yahtzee! :p
"Gee, mister Gabriel. It sure is dark and scary out here in the woods." "Oh, don't be scared of the dark little boy. It's not the darkness that's going to kill you."
Not that Simcity (the reboot) wasn't already irrelevant but this just completely blew the competition away in terms of city building sims. there was another terrible one that came out recently that I can't recall the name of. Something XXL I think.
Harry Weir Cities: Skylines is "part" of the "Cities in Motion" series. Kind of. Well, made by the same people at Colossal Order. Cities XXL is .. Monte Christo? And that's just the same game they made 10 years ago with same bugs and issues but new price tag.. :P
I got way more enjoyment out of playing this game than I thought I would...just the little things...like there was one house that was determined to stay a perfectly cubical shitty building even when the rest of the neighborhood became upper-class and I just named it the "Slut Box"....idk why but that just BROKE me and every time I would take a break from the game I would forget about it then I would just stumble across the Slut Box and get a little chuckle.
MaggotKing9 Why didn't you go for the more puntastic Gabe-upon-Yahtzee which is a play on Gaze upon Yahtzee or gays upon yahtzee dependant on how you drink your tea.
I didn't make it a grid city in this game. I had more luck making a wheel and spoke layout put all the emergency services and school in the center (sort of a town square) and it was easy for them to service the entire city
Wally Russ will be the scary children's story of the next generation, " Behave or creepy Wally will come get you". "Nothing bad will happen, he just wants some people to go to his home theater night, it will be boring. The snacks will be sub-optimal and they will definitely be off-brand. The couch will smell faintly of poo and the entire house will have cat like stains on the floor but he won't have a cat. worst of all its a triple feature, all the films are sequels of B- Mystery films, all the DVD cases are from Block Buster video, Wally doesn't live near a Block Buster but he apparently worked at one, and he has watched all the films already but still insists on pausing every time he needs to pee, Wally has a bladder problem and like diet Mr.Pibb so he pees a lot."
Gabe: "can you visit natural disasters upon your town?" yahtzee: "why would you do such a heinous thing?" Gabe: "too fuck with the poor some more." just hilarious. :D
I can't help imaging Wally, watching this video, frozen in surprise and confusion with a glass raised halfway to his lips while Gabe and Yathzee go off on him...And I can't stop smiling at that image XD
Oooh, I wouldn't want to be Wally around now.... On other topics, this video is a perfect example of what this pair was talking about with the marketing power of Let's Play videos, waaaaaaay back in their Blue Stinger video: not only does Gabe want to get this game from seeing it in action, I too am quite tempted to purchase it.
Cpl Yakob I was merely reminded that I still wanted to buy it. But yes they ended up on some odd tangents that revealed features I've never seen in other videos of it
You know how it blows people's minds when they find out there's (most of) an upside down pentagram in the street layout of Washington DC? Imagine how this town would feel when they cottoned on to that idea.
The music in this game is a bit too epic for what we're doing. It would be suitable if we were building all of this in outer space, but in this, it's a bit much. Also, Wally probably used a 56k modem up until 2011.
Question: What, in your opinion, are the pros and cons of A: story driven games, where events adhere closely to a tightly paced plot? B: more gameplay driven games, where the storytelling is mostly environmental?
At 49:20, I love that they're still building the oil refinery as part of the oil refinery is burning down. See, this is the spirit of communism. Sadly, this also means you have to burn all of it down.
And one of the funny things in Igarashi's game is that the main villain, who's totally not Dracula summoning monsters in his demon castle, will be voiced by David Hayter. Quality voice acting in a Castlevania game, who would have thought it possible?
Perfect timing! Its 6AM here and nobody's up and I was going through let's drown outs trying to pick one to listen to and this came up! Thank u guys! Keep making great content!
Every time you destroy a house in this game, you should be paying money on top of house price to get the people to evict, and if they refuse, it'll be chaos.
*Gabriel and a small child walking to the black woods* Child - ''Gosh its scary, isn't it Mr'' Gabriel - ''You think its scary? you dont have to walk out of here alone!''
Why am i so fucking invested in the future of Yahtzee and Gabe's kick ass town ? Will titfuck square be as great as we wished ? Will the poor finally roll over and die like the so clearly should ? so many questions
I had dumb tongue twister from the opening in my head after not watching this in literally 5 years, scrolled to a random episode, and it's this one. Lol
God, they need like a 5 minute follow up video like they did for the Minecraft lets drown out for this like a month down the line and either showcase Gabriele's city (if he gets it) or yahtzee's if he continues to play it more, after all, I personally want to see how obscene and hilarious of a city he can make with more time then an hour.
For all the time I played Skylines, I was just anxious. I kept looking around, waiting for the disaster to happen. I know they don't really have them anymore, but I guess SC4 just ingrained the fear in me that if you're doing too well, a monster attack is not far off.
Love you guys!! I come here to enjoy the great humor you guys bring, but I always end up using this series as a "Lets Play". I watched the drown out of Elite Dangerous and purchased it WITH a flight stick soon after. Now I am buying this game. Keep it up guys!! :)
***** Sorry I very bad with my spellings, although this isn't an excuse I have dyslexia and struggle with words like that but its alright i have but it into my spelling book x3
havent noticed any honestly, though i'm not majorly into card stuff. Most stuff I want I just go to Norwich now, really don't like yarmouth. Even with card playing theres at least two card shops I know of in norwich xD
Usammity we might be entering a golden age, ya know. With all the good and passionate developers using crowdfunding to create the games they wanted to, like the creator of Symphony of the Night making a spiritual successor or the original team from Rare making a spiritual successor to Banjo-Kazooie in their upcoming game Yooka-Lele.
I feel slightly bad for saying this, but I like these better than ego review. There's something weird about Yahtzee analyzing his own games that doesn't compare to the entertainment given by analyzing outer works, the aspects and funny moments of which they must discover, which makes the moments all the sweeter.
Honestly, your "Let's drown out" videos are the first ones I tend to watch when I'm either bored and crave some intelligent/random conversations or when I'm absolutely fucked up (Such as now.). I really appreciate you guys doing this, brightens my day hearing ya'll have your hilarious talks, gives me hilarious and interesting topics to consider. That and you guys talk so much shit to each other, it's the best.
42:50 - It's an american thing. Convenience stores (aka corner stores) let you gas up the car, get a milkshake, oil change, sandwich, etc. General stores are probably more to do with hardware.
I really think Valve should have looked into a system where people could do donations for mods through Stream. Valve could have still gotten its cut, and the best part is that they could either pay it out as real money, or as funds on Steam.
Why didn't they make the areas around the top of the shaft industrial or commercial!? You know, because of all the dickheads people would be working for? This infuriates me! Life has no meaning anymore. Okay, I'm over it now :)
I can't help but think this is an insight into Yahtzee's mind. When I started playing this game I tried to make every road as straight as possible and work out a nice grid shape for the city. I made little cul-de-sacs for the residential areas and tried to make everything as symmetrical as possible. It's actually pretty hard to do that and that's what eventually drove me away from the game. Yahtzee just puts the roads down wherever he feels like, with no rhyme or reason. You can see how much it's irritating Gabe at the beginning and I felt the same way. I think I share a little bit of Gabe's OCD-ness, and I think Yahtzee is just kind of scatterbrained sometimes :P
1:03:36 It's a delicate balance, man. Pollutants are pollutants, ain't no cavechicks prodding at the ozone layer, and I ain't ever tasted a tasty soap 🤔
Such a golden opportunity missed... "Taint's Row"
tee hee hee... golden
"Holy crap, there's an economy."
Gabe, making revelations few politicians have.
we live in a society
@@tomascanevaro4292 we truly do
I thought they would call the town "Yahtzee-upon-Gabe"
Strange, I always thought Yahtzee would be the bottom...
@@WafflepuddingOh definitely, but Yahtzee would like to THINK he'd be on top.
The Fresh Prince of Bell End
The Flesh Piece of Bell End
*Tell an Englishman to design a city*
*He immediately makes a thing that looks like it's evolved from a series of winding goat tracks from the dawn of time*
Good job, Yahtzee! :p
Pretty much all of europe tbh
"might as well end it on a good joke" my suicide motto
'I'm making a todger.'
'Distance too short.'
...Heh heh...heh...
"Gee, mister Gabriel. It sure is dark and scary out here in the woods."
"Oh, don't be scared of the dark little boy. It's not the darkness that's going to kill you."
Not that Simcity (the reboot) wasn't already irrelevant but this just completely blew the competition away in terms of city building sims.
there was another terrible one that came out recently that I can't recall the name of. Something XXL I think.
Harry Weir cities XXL
Huh, same series? interesting.
Harry Weir nope, just same name. Cities:xl is a series and now cities:skylines
Harry Weir Cities: Skylines is "part" of the "Cities in Motion" series. Kind of. Well, made by the same people at Colossal Order. Cities XXL is .. Monte Christo? And that's just the same game they made 10 years ago with same bugs and issues but new price tag.. :P
***** Nope, different team,different publisher, even one of the guys from paradox said how he hated the name of cities skylines
I got way more enjoyment out of playing this game than I thought I would...just the little things...like there was one house that was determined to stay a perfectly cubical shitty building even when the rest of the neighborhood became upper-class and I just named it the "Slut Box"....idk why but that just BROKE me and every time I would take a break from the game I would forget about it then I would just stumble across the Slut Box and get a little chuckle.
I live in south London, where there's a street near me called Bellenden Road which has a pub at one end of it called the Prince Albert.
~~RIP ~~
Wally Russ
"He once shot a dog" Yahtzee Crowshaw
"I think he's one of those people that jus faintly smells like poo all the time" Gabe
No Gabe you don't understand, that factory exclusively manufactures Ice Cube albums.
Gabriel being into "Life Is Strange" just tickles me pink.
Was Yahtzee-Upon-Gabe too homoerotic a town name?
Not homoerotic enough.
Yahtzee-Upon-Gabe-Upon-A-Pile-Of-Sexy-Rugby-Players?
mythousandfaces perfect
MaggotKing9 Why didn't you go for the more puntastic Gabe-upon-Yahtzee which is a play on Gaze upon Yahtzee or gays upon yahtzee dependant on how you drink your tea.
John Bromin Yeah but Gabe's the receiver
Whoever planned my neighborhood never played city builders, I live right next to a huge factory!
I didn't make it a grid city in this game. I had more luck making a wheel and spoke layout put all the emergency services and school in the center (sort of a town square) and it was easy for them to service the entire city
Wally Russ will be the scary children's story of the next generation, " Behave or creepy Wally will come get you". "Nothing bad will happen, he just wants some people to go to his home theater night, it will be boring. The snacks will be sub-optimal and they will definitely be off-brand. The couch will smell faintly of poo and the entire house will have cat like stains on the floor but he won't have a cat. worst of all its a triple feature, all the films are sequels of B- Mystery films, all the DVD cases are from Block Buster video, Wally doesn't live near a Block Buster but he apparently worked at one, and he has watched all the films already but still insists on pausing every time he needs to pee, Wally has a bladder problem and like diet Mr.Pibb so he pees a lot."
Mount Buggery sounds like an alternate title for Brokeback Mountain.
Gabe: "can you visit natural disasters upon your town?"
yahtzee: "why would you do such a heinous thing?"
Gabe: "too fuck with the poor some more."
just hilarious. :D
Ugh, Yahtzee and Gabe having fun is the most adorable. I miss that TT_TT
Perhaps this video is why it's so bleeding difficult to find Wally. You hurt his feelings, so he went into constant hiding.
Dark Overlord of Gaming Americans are scratching their heads at this
I can't help imaging Wally, watching this video, frozen in surprise and confusion with a glass raised halfway to his lips while Gabe and Yathzee go off on him...And I can't stop smiling at that image XD
Oooh, I wouldn't want to be Wally around now....
On other topics, this video is a perfect example of what this pair was talking about with the marketing power of Let's Play videos, waaaaaaay back in their Blue Stinger video: not only does Gabe want to get this game from seeing it in action, I too am quite tempted to purchase it.
Cpl Yakob Agreed, I really want to buy this now.
Cpl Yakob Honestly, I'm probably going to buy it as well. x.x
Cpl Yakob I was merely reminded that I still wanted to buy it. But yes they ended up on some odd tangents that revealed features I've never seen in other videos of it
Cpl Yakob I would've already bought this game and Elite: Dangerous, because of Yahtzee, but I don't have a good enough gaming PC. Send money :(
Well I'm going to have to put that temptation on hold as my laptop suffered critical existence failure two hours after this video. >_>
You know how it blows people's minds when they find out there's (most of) an upside down pentagram in the street layout of Washington DC? Imagine how this town would feel when they cottoned on to that idea.
The music in this game is a bit too epic for what we're doing. It would be suitable if we were building all of this in outer space, but in this, it's a bit much.
Also, Wally probably used a 56k modem up until 2011.
Was Yatzhee in a good mood on this recording?
He laughed more than 2 times
*making fun of Wally Russ*
"You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other." -Steve Irwin
Question: What, in your opinion, are the pros and cons of
A: story driven games, where events adhere closely to a tightly paced plot?
B: more gameplay driven games, where the storytelling is mostly environmental?
At 49:20, I love that they're still building the oil refinery as part of the oil refinery is burning down.
See, this is the spirit of communism.
Sadly, this also means you have to burn all of it down.
"Yahtz and Gabe's kick ass town"?
More like "OCD nightmare town".
The Yahtztown Times
Mayor: "I Hate All Of You, Also Go Away""
Yatzee's new nick name "mayor excellent" *guitar solo sound*
And one of the funny things in Igarashi's game is that the main villain, who's totally not Dracula summoning monsters in his demon castle, will be voiced by David Hayter. Quality voice acting in a Castlevania game, who would have thought it possible?
Perfect timing! Its 6AM here and nobody's up and I was going through let's drown outs trying to pick one to listen to and this came up! Thank u guys! Keep making great content!
Wally just wanted to go to space.
Connor Griffin THATS TOO FAR
Every time you destroy a house in this game, you should be paying money on top of house price to get the people to evict, and if they refuse, it'll be chaos.
It's been odd watching this todger mutate as it did.
*Gabriel and a small child walking to the black woods*
Child - ''Gosh its scary, isn't it Mr''
Gabriel - ''You think its scary? you dont have to walk out of here alone!''
27:45 Yahtzee mentioned my name!! My life hasn't been a complete waste after all.
I Shot Marvin In The Face esquire
Wally had it coming.
Gabriel just called himself "The children snatch"
You missed the opportunity to name the town "Yahtzee on Gabe".
I purposely fucked up so Kate would die in life is strange. Lol.
wally russ hello
wally russ Fuck you
Go fuck yourself
+wally russ You brought this on yourself.
does anyone else smell shit?
I was sent here by a man who wasted 5 years of his live
Hmm, NerdCubed completes, Yahzee drowns out.
47:25 moments like that just make these things perfect
It's safe to say that Wally changed his username after this.
Fuck yes. This is exactly the Let's Drown Out I've been hoping for.
Why am i so fucking invested in the future of Yahtzee and Gabe's kick ass town ? Will titfuck square be as great as we wished ? Will the poor finally roll over and die like the so clearly should ? so many questions
I had dumb tongue twister from the opening in my head after not watching this in literally 5 years, scrolled to a random episode, and it's this one. Lol
Whenever I see a TH-cam video starting with child-kidnapping joke, I know it's a keeper. :-D
R.I.P Wally
God, they need like a 5 minute follow up video like they did for the Minecraft lets drown out for this like a month down the line and either showcase Gabriele's city (if he gets it) or yahtzee's if he continues to play it more, after all, I personally want to see how obscene and hilarious of a city he can make with more time then an hour.
I was brought here by a man who accidentally bought the same game three times.
For all the time I played Skylines, I was just anxious. I kept looking around, waiting for the disaster to happen. I know they don't really have them anymore, but I guess SC4 just ingrained the fear in me that if you're doing too well, a monster attack is not far off.
The Triple-A industry will not improve or collapse for as long as people keep paying for pre-orders.
that description is fucking brilliant.
The bellend district should be "Bell's End".
Love you guys!! I come here to enjoy the great humor you guys bring, but I always end up using this series as a "Lets Play". I watched the drown out of Elite Dangerous and purchased it WITH a flight stick soon after. Now I am buying this game. Keep it up guys!! :)
Poor Wally :(
Does anybody have a link to Wally's Patreon?
Hakhlebeb Weeaboo trash, anime avatar.
DestructionCoach Where is the anime avatar?
***** Do not listen to this misguided soul. Forgive him for he dose not know the glory of Cory in the house the greatest anime that ever was.
Hakhlebeb I've got a link to his Kickstarter...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/1983987666/ctrl-alt-del-10-the-box-set
***** Welp, my bad. Better go kill myself. Or make ramen out of myself. Or shoot at my uncle with Anti Aircraft guns.
''i am das kindersnatch'' hahahahahhaaa
Sitting here yelling at the screen "THAT GUY NEEDS WATER JESUS"
There is also a Lake called "Lake disappointment" in Australia in the Great Sandy Dessert.
Sanderson Girl I bet that's because it's salty.
Валерий Тащи Maybe X3
***** Sorry I very bad with my spellings, although this isn't an excuse I have dyslexia and struggle with words like that but its alright i have but it into my spelling book x3
I understand my close friends has OCD aswell but there is no need to be sorry ;3
'yarmouth on sea' its actually great yarmouth and it is about as far from great as one could get
havent noticed any honestly, though i'm not majorly into card stuff. Most stuff I want I just go to Norwich now, really don't like yarmouth. Even with card playing theres at least two card shops I know of in norwich xD
holy shit he mentioned stoke on trent outside of stoke on trent. I thought that had been outlawed.
A new golden age of gaming will begin when the big companies (not just the console ones) either die or get out of gaming.
Usammity Oh not you again.
Usammity we might be entering a golden age, ya know. With all the good and passionate developers using crowdfunding to create the games they wanted to, like the creator of Symphony of the Night making a spiritual successor or the original team from Rare making a spiritual successor to Banjo-Kazooie in their upcoming game Yooka-Lele.
Blackmagegalayis
Your optimism hurts me deep inside.
***** Always
TheManOfMeat
Makes perfect sense for someone who hasn't played dark souls.
The Yahtzee n Gabe/Cr1tikal collaboration I've always dreamed of :')
I feel slightly bad for saying this, but I like these better than ego review. There's something weird about Yahtzee analyzing his own games that doesn't compare to the entertainment given by analyzing outer works, the aspects and funny moments of which they must discover, which makes the moments all the sweeter.
FUCKING GIVE THAT GUY WATER JEEEEESUS
Nice thing to start my morning.
I now know never to ask these guys a question, lest I be the target of a vendetta made by people I've never met.
Yahtzee needs to review this on Zero puncuation.
I really like the serious level of homosexual bonding in these videos. None of that silly sissy stuff like on MTV.
FUCKING FINALLY HE GETS WATER JEEEEZ
Honestly, your "Let's drown out" videos are the first ones I tend to watch when I'm either bored and crave some intelligent/random conversations or when I'm absolutely fucked up (Such as now.). I really appreciate you guys doing this, brightens my day hearing ya'll have your hilarious talks, gives me hilarious and interesting topics to consider.
That and you guys talk so much shit to each other, it's the best.
From how these 2 govern, you'd think they where playing a Tropico game.
What are both of your top 3 Red Dwarf quotes?
Nothing like a yahzee/gabe commentary with a cup of coffee before work...
"The gay *archer*" is redundant ... no need to label him twice for his sexuality.
in unison: "Japanese Garden!"
Yeah, that was spooky.
Natural disaster? Well you can flood your city with a well placed hydroelectric dam.
I got to thank these two, never heard of this game till now, got it, love it.
42:50 - It's an american thing. Convenience stores (aka corner stores) let you gas up the car, get a milkshake, oil change, sandwich, etc. General stores are probably more to do with hardware.
I could watch/listen to you guys play this game for hoursssss! I want to see an entire city
naa, they quit this channel 4 years ago
i blame wally for this game not being on ps3 pr ps4
Oh, hey, Yahtzee. I was sent here by a man who wishes he were playing this.
I feel personally attacked
I live in Shaftesbury
Quick time events...I raise you, Asura's Wrath. That game was hilarious.
I really think Valve should have looked into a system where people could do donations for mods through Stream. Valve could have still gotten its cut, and the best part is that they could either pay it out as real money, or as funds on Steam.
54:20 Sounds like Gabe is trying to make Baltimore, Maryland from the States.
Neither nor is my favorite strangely consistent commenter on these videos
Why didn't they make the areas around the top of the shaft industrial or commercial!? You know, because of all the dickheads people would be working for? This infuriates me! Life has no meaning anymore. Okay, I'm over it now :)
I can't help but think this is an insight into Yahtzee's mind. When I started playing this game I tried to make every road as straight as possible and work out a nice grid shape for the city. I made little cul-de-sacs for the residential areas and tried to make everything as symmetrical as possible. It's actually pretty hard to do that and that's what eventually drove me away from the game. Yahtzee just puts the roads down wherever he feels like, with no rhyme or reason. You can see how much it's irritating Gabe at the beginning and I felt the same way. I think I share a little bit of Gabe's OCD-ness, and I think Yahtzee is just kind of scatterbrained sometimes :P
1:03:36 It's a delicate balance, man. Pollutants are pollutants, ain't no cavechicks prodding at the ozone layer, and I ain't ever tasted a tasty soap 🤔
i find it weird that Gabe forgot what PT was since weeks before he was saying how neat it was.
Best vid you've done yet! Kudos.
I'm surprised Yahtzee had'nt played this already. You can imagine him commiting ungodly hours to these types of games.
out of the way house's we need more house, s
Never knew Gabe liked Life is Strange, that's HELLA COOL.