SCP-682 vs SCP-096

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @AdultToons
    @AdultToons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10077

    SCP-682 - "Why can't you be normal and just die!?"
    SCP-096 - *Screeches Uncontrollably*

    • @Persac7
      @Persac7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      RREEEEEEE REEEEE REEET BBBERRRRRRRRR RAAAAATTTT REEERE RUUUUUUUHHHAAAAA

    • @duolingoowl127
      @duolingoowl127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

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    • @theminuskai7453
      @theminuskai7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @poggatura
      @poggatura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      ZA WARUDOOO

    • @mrgears3045
      @mrgears3045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@poggatura DIO

  • @mr.m9825
    @mr.m9825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3401

    I love how after the fight, after 096 gets exposed 682, 096 is like “nah fam, i aint touching him ever again” they’re both so frustrated about the fact that they can’t kill each other lol

    • @herospaces4114
      @herospaces4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Mr. M I would be mad as well,Fighting someone for hours just for them to recover from the wounds,and they can’t hurt you either since you recover as well.pretty much a pointless fight with no winner

    • @semicolon2599
      @semicolon2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      One regenerates from all of its wounds, the other is impossible to wound.

    • @afisch1694
      @afisch1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omnipotent I thought if you go for 096 spine you can kill him

    • @nova1726
      @nova1726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      A Fisch 096's bone structure is basically indestructible, so going for its spine won't do nothing more than making it go "'Tis but a scratch"

    • @scptime1188
      @scptime1188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I also love how 096 becomes a skeleton and is somehow still moving. Maybe it was October?

  • @TheRedPandaCat
    @TheRedPandaCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5056

    D-class: _walks into containment cell to clean, sees the literal bloodbath_
    "God dammit, I knew I shouldn't have killed those kids…"

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      And it just comes rushing out like the elevator in The Shining. He'd be there all day.

    • @murder1625
      @murder1625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      i think it's need more than 1 month to clean that

    • @drrunner4146
      @drrunner4146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      *I AM THE PURPLE GUY*

    • @cyberseal2993
      @cyberseal2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      super saiyan bule COME AND SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT

    • @ia6495
      @ia6495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@cyberseal2993 Turn the spotlight onto me My body's ready
      Now begin!

  • @theotherghostgirl337
    @theotherghostgirl337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    Now I’m just imagining a drone picking up a bloody skeleton by the armpits and flying it down a hallway.
    And it’s hilarious

    • @yeetsrus7955
      @yeetsrus7955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I get Super Jail vibes from that

    • @Hammer_Of_Olympia
      @Hammer_Of_Olympia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Even better, a drone carrying SCP-096 from the back of his ribcage

    • @MrGetty-kh1ch
      @MrGetty-kh1ch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      the other ghost girl Imagine a someone has no idea what’s happening no turns around the corner to see a frickin skeleton flying towards them.

    • @octorat8481
      @octorat8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My kind of Halloween decorations

    • @thechargentarge1341
      @thechargentarge1341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XD WHY AFTER READING THIS LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I WAS AN SCP FOUNDATION JANITOR AND I SEE HIM WITH A DRONE THEN ME WALKING IN AND SEE THE BLOODBATH LOL

  • @WinterFox1000
    @WinterFox1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4654

    So Dr. Bright isnt allowed to put scp's against eachother but the other scientists can? No fair

    • @techpriestexscian6596
      @techpriestexscian6596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      He's going to put the scarlet king there, for some reason.

    • @somethingiwillremember1239
      @somethingiwillremember1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      The foundation doesn't want scp porn going around

    • @mikeching6374
      @mikeching6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Dr Bright is just annoyed he hasn't thought of this first.

    • @mikeching6374
      @mikeching6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @Jack Bright *JACK.*
      *NO.*
      *JUST NO.*

    • @kingplotato6025
      @kingplotato6025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jack Bright now that’s some beatlejuicing

  • @Hypergen-
    @Hypergen- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6558

    SCP-096: “I fear no man...”
    SCP-096: “but that thing”
    *Looks at SCP-682*
    SCP-096: “It scares me”

    • @banana1430
      @banana1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      lol.

    • @natelong8000
      @natelong8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hypergen or it doesnt scare him

    • @banana1430
      @banana1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@natelong8000 But it does.

    • @TheAndermany
      @TheAndermany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Duolingo: "I fear no man..."
      Duolingo: "But that thing"
      *Looks at Google translate*
      Duolingo: "It scares me"

    • @banana1430
      @banana1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@TheAndermany That's a new one.

  • @doggoawesome4479
    @doggoawesome4479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5419

    Finally a worthy opponent!
    Our battle will be legendary!

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      meanwhile where Dr.Bright is
      Dr.Bright: hey Clef, wanna watch the recordings from site 13 again? fucking loved that three way battle at the end.

    • @ottopike737
      @ottopike737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      bad guys, bad guys, and explosions.

    • @thelastpro3dmangourdet434
      @thelastpro3dmangourdet434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Po can kill all SCP ;)

    • @reianvase6683
      @reianvase6683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thelastpro3dmangourdet434 fuck you...clearly you have little idea about how dangerous SCPs are

    • @I.astar.
      @I.astar. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reian Vase ay mate, ever heard of a joke?

  • @HectoR-Da-Milk-Man
    @HectoR-Da-Milk-Man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4442

    682: *Looks at 096*
    096: *Starts to scream and run*
    682: *Oh? You're approaching me?*

    • @username7858
      @username7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Is that a JoJo reference?

    • @bappo2255
      @bappo2255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ho!

    • @gokulsharama9876
      @gokulsharama9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I can't [REDACTED] the shit out of you without getting closer

    • @skinnymaster1838
      @skinnymaster1838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Is that a jojo reference

    • @pr6897
      @pr6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      everywhere i go theres a jojo reference

  • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
    @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3342

    So many hours were spent drawing that scale texture on SCP-682!

    • @yeetuscleetus3833
      @yeetuscleetus3833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You did well!

    • @theklefkiauthority6504
      @theklefkiauthority6504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It looks great

    • @whatscracklin7390
      @whatscracklin7390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SCP ILLUSTRATED they look amazing

    • @thegoldenplague-mask5438
      @thegoldenplague-mask5438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Darnit, I'm n o t *f e r s t*
      Edit, just finished watching this,
      Holy
      Sh1t
      This was one heck of a battle,
      096 lost all of the muscle and flesh on its bones, not dead.
      And 682 was a pool of viscera...
      Also not dead.
      Truly 2 unstoppable forces fighting to the nonexistant death.

    • @IcyBeastIsCool
      @IcyBeastIsCool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SCP ILLUSTRATED Can u do SCP 1000 please

  • @AlecSK27
    @AlecSK27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2884

    SCP-682 seems to have a difficult time adapting a resistance to all those sedatives they keep using on him...

    • @jmcsquared18
      @jmcsquared18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      Probably because a sedative technically isn't damaging. It just calms you down.

    • @HiddenOcelot
      @HiddenOcelot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@jmcsquared18 they could also use mind altering drugs to calm it down, it doesnt damage, only changes.

    • @bakedpasta1020
      @bakedpasta1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Possibly different sedatives do it can’t adapt

    • @stevieboi3319
      @stevieboi3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      It's just inconsistencies within the story, its normal for every story especially if you have mutliple writers

    • @Prometheus-ns6cm
      @Prometheus-ns6cm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      For real lol. It’s alr if he couldn’t be knocked unconscious he’d be too OP and they’d have no way of keeping him restrained or re containing him, basically plot armor for the foundation lol

  • @SagittariusAyy
    @SagittariusAyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    Well, let's be real here: While it was technically a failed termination attempt, this was possibly the most successful one, too. Not many SCPs can say they battled 682 to a stalemate.

    • @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid
      @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      peanut and a white enderman is as powerful as a bloodthirsty reptile with extreme malicious intents

    • @skelet8337
      @skelet8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      But now he adapted to have acid lanchuble spikes and tentacles was it worth it

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      173 did.

    • @hausuandim1193
      @hausuandim1193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not too many SCPs could say that they killed 682
      Except for one

    • @BlackCat-tg7th
      @BlackCat-tg7th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hausuandim1193 Oh, Death?

  • @bilferdthechosenone7724
    @bilferdthechosenone7724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3333

    Me: stares at a photo with a little white pixel
    Also me: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @nootnootmofos7415
      @nootnootmofos7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do you even know where "Why do I hear boss music?" Is from?

    • @victorholmes5225
      @victorholmes5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      NOOT NOOT MOFOS
      It’s from terraria but why does that matter?

    • @nootnootmofos7415
      @nootnootmofos7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@victorholmes5225
      Bc I will never call it scream instead of music

    • @Wolfe-ku2zr
      @Wolfe-ku2zr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      STOP STARING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - scp 096

    • @bilferdthechosenone7724
      @bilferdthechosenone7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for the likes

  • @RaySpartan315
    @RaySpartan315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    Scientist 1: *I GOT MY MONEY ON THE BIG ONE!*
    Scientist 2: Nah bro, 096 will definitely win this one.
    Steve: The safest choice would obviously be to bet on neither.
    Every Scientist: *...*

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well he was right but where the fun in not being a little optimistic here and there lol

    • @sootythunder3111
      @sootythunder3111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ray Spartan meanwhile dr bright is in the background “place your bets here place your bets”

    • @Set2Seth
      @Set2Seth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sootythunder3111 While all the d-bois and scientists alike bet on some money,One with scp 420 j and one with scp 500 on these two scp's clashing

    • @duck3819
      @duck3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love you steve

    • @kylabeau
      @kylabeau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      someone steals 420 J

  • @liguow
    @liguow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    SCP 096: stop spawn killing
    SCP 682: stop spawning

    • @moonbeam_2578
      @moonbeam_2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why do i see you everywhere ebola bird

    • @Trademarked26
      @Trademarked26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Other way around

    • @coryclark5442
      @coryclark5442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underrated

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Trademarked26, Nah, 682 can’t die; that’s the whole point. There’s just no current way to kill 096.

    • @orion3298
      @orion3298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ಠ_ಠ

  • @mrxbx9002
    @mrxbx9002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2442

    Something tells me the janitors aren’t paid enough at the SCP Foundation.

    • @fallingfantasy105
      @fallingfantasy105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      D class aren't paid

    • @bluerazzberryskelly7601
      @bluerazzberryskelly7601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Why do I think they don’t live that long

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Cheeseburger Freedomman Because they either get terminated or given amnestics and thrown back at the Foundation

    • @denji6975
      @denji6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@voltmp4 they'll be given amineasiacts

    • @frederikboeggild
      @frederikboeggild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually at the end of the month They are just killed i think

  • @PythorSehn
    @PythorSehn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    7:56 "the walls will be checked for structural damage"
    Me: There's still walls?

  • @nefhelimwhat609
    @nefhelimwhat609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Lizard vs introvert: coming soon on theaters

    • @pickamon1624
      @pickamon1624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would see that

    • @Lolguy-qr6ty
      @Lolguy-qr6ty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Lizard: I’m gonna kill you
      Introvert: (playing fortnite)
      Lizard: (joins him)

    • @aaronholmes-black6621
      @aaronholmes-black6621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds like a Syfy special...

    • @Ice-ol8pz
      @Ice-ol8pz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll take 3 tickets. The I-max version please

    • @teriyakibeef0498
      @teriyakibeef0498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fish communist republic of FISH thats one way to put it

  • @Shirokroete
    @Shirokroete 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    Has anyone ever checked SCP-682's foot? Maybe he simply got a splinter in there and that's the reason why he's angry.

    • @pickamon1624
      @pickamon1624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      HOLY SHIT YOU SIR IS A GENIUS

    • @Samu0205
      @Samu0205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      You will be promoted to a O5, congrats!

    • @RatGodFlint
      @RatGodFlint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      wait a minute, why dont we check every keters foot, maybe thats why they are so dangerous, because they are in pain

    • @pickamon1624
      @pickamon1624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@RatGodFlint NOW THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE THAT ARE A GENIUS HOLY SHIT

    • @soupperson280
      @soupperson280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shirokröte is that a SpongeBob reference

  • @ouffman769
    @ouffman769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4920

    096: *loses all of his flesh from his body*
    *still manages to cry without any fluid or flesh*
    Edit: wait how would the bones be floating in place when theres nothing to connect them lol?
    Edit 2: I'll be back by 2021 and see if I'm alive by then
    Edit: omg I survived 2020 I'm a literal god
    Edit: 2022 a
    Edit: 2023 I'm alive. Nuclear fusion is possible

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Me after the final exams

    • @patrykborowczyk4874
      @patrykborowczyk4874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      does he have an regeneration skills ?

    • @bigdoinks5884
      @bigdoinks5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@danielcastillo591 you cry without any flesh and fluid removed by 682?

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@bigdoinks5884 Let's say shit goes down different where I'm from

    • @ll-li3dt
      @ll-li3dt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      OUFF MAN yeah because he has CALCIUM with those bone of his obviously

  • @hoomanbeing6254
    @hoomanbeing6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    *682: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"*
    *096: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*

    • @bearyboi7474
      @bearyboi7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My sister when she sees a spider: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    • @randomanimations8488
      @randomanimations8488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bearyboi7474 me when i see a cockroach:
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    • @Persac7
      @Persac7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randomanimations8488 stfu

    • @alexjackyperson101
      @alexjackyperson101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dragon ball fight but in scp world

    • @AnOmnimors
      @AnOmnimors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@randomanimations8488 God i should not of clicked read more

  • @yummyherbicide7296
    @yummyherbicide7296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2813

    _Unstoppable force vs immovable object_

  • @sonicandshadowsjunction
    @sonicandshadowsjunction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2614

    Lmao 682 gave 096 such a hard time that 096 basically wanted to kill itself everytime it saw 682 such respect.

    • @galixedoutdumb1104
      @galixedoutdumb1104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Scp is fake its a computer game thats the only reason we know what scp means look it up itsba game

    • @awesomesausome1557
      @awesomesausome1557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Also artist interpretations don't make 096 all rage and murder.
      As for "it's from a game" it's all from the website which started from a forum which started from a single post of a weeping angel if it was a bean

    • @adrian-wz2zw
      @adrian-wz2zw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sonic and Shadow's Junction 096 was crying. Cause that’s his method of killing, he cry’s when you look at him because he thinks he ugly and the longer ou stare the more angry he becomes so he attacks you.

    • @sonicandshadowsjunction
      @sonicandshadowsjunction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never asked since I already knew but okay.

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @KillerOtter plays I knew about it from secret lab prior to the website. Unlike Galixed, i am aware the website came first.

  • @darinlunderman8063
    @darinlunderman8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Probably one of the most gore-filled fights between two creatures that I've ever seen. 682, despite his massive size, was submerged in several thousand gallons of his own blood by the end if it. Calling it a "bloodbath" is actually an understatement.
    They'll probably need a wetvac the size of a house to drain that.

    • @contessa4490
      @contessa4490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Scp 682 can probably fill the entire universe with it's blood given the fact that it's virtually immortal.

    • @xar5059
      @xar5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@contessa4490 ye

    • @astridposey
      @astridposey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a bloodpool

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@contessa4490Same with 096, actually, I think it actually made legit music with SCP-012

  • @joseonswag9258
    @joseonswag9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    When the two strongest kids at school get in a fight

    • @cannyross671
      @cannyross671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      underrated

    • @fwzico
      @fwzico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The jock vs the quiet insecure kid

    • @miabloom7638
      @miabloom7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Are you a Hutu or a Tutsi? ya and they fight and create a blood bath in the classrom

    • @Random_User_
      @Random_User_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@miabloom7638 Then it ends up they are both wrong

    • @dariusfarrel3228
      @dariusfarrel3228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And 173 is the quiet kid,

  • @zaner5261
    @zaner5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "There's chunks of 682 scattered in all directions".
    That's a pleasant thought.

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not gonna lie, I knew that the containment would be covered in ripped out pieces, but I never thought it would be turned into an ocean of blood. I thought there would be puddles of it but NOPE.

    • @Portentous__
      @Portentous__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thing he doesn’t regenerate from limbs like a starfish

    • @Portentous__
      @Portentous__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Potato Man 🤔

    • @Portentous__
      @Portentous__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Potato Man I bet he tastes like very firm steak

    • @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731
      @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Portentous__ It does

  • @alaskagyal
    @alaskagyal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2386

    SCP-682: pls stop
    SCP-096: ARWVEEE ORRGH KAYAYAYAARFH

    • @jay-vg5eg
      @jay-vg5eg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      True true

    • @Dom_C7591
      @Dom_C7591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Alamkan Countryball ikr
      SCP-682: You’re being very annoying, skinny boi
      SCP-096: rrrrrrRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
      Edit: Thank you guys SO much for the likes! I honestly never had this many before and I’m very grateful :)

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He was aggravated by the crying lol

    • @munastronaut8147
      @munastronaut8147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      SCP-682: just stop i want to live please.............
      SCP-096 ADEJEJSJDDJJUUIIUYRFBNNGTEDDFHNKOOIJKK

    • @anonyfamous9353
      @anonyfamous9353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      more like "omae wa mou shindeiru"

  • @skullz3438
    @skullz3438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    682 : *bro pls stop this is not necessary*
    096 : EADGSZVADGSCSASFJLUEVCA *proceeds to punch 682 repeatedly on the face*

    • @ionajordon-matthews5029
      @ionajordon-matthews5029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To be honest, that would be the funniest thing in the universe (if it was real)

    • @austin2787
      @austin2787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      096 is just a small nuisance to 682, just like this,
      682: bro, just stop, it's annoying
      096: HIBITY JIBBITY, I WANT YOUR HEARTY

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      682: *_spews acid over him_*
      096: holy shit that fucking hurt okay i’ll stop

    • @Set2Seth
      @Set2Seth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@focalpoint._ 682:Finnally.
      096:NOT! *continues to tear 682 apart*
      682: OH COME ON!

    • @ajlm05yt74
      @ajlm05yt74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      682:fuuck stop hitting me

  • @Sgil97
    @Sgil97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2037

    Scp-682: YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE REPTILE!!
    Scp-096: this site isn’t big enough for two KETER SCPs
    Scp-682: Oh your an SCP alright just not a KETER one
    Scp-096: Yeah whats the difference?
    Scp-682: BREACHING CONTAINMENT
    *Welcome to the jungle starts playing*

    • @carlosg8103
      @carlosg8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lel

    • @Mr.Pallanza
      @Mr.Pallanza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Fucking brilliant hahahaha

    • @hyper9374
      @hyper9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @daka3785
      @daka3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      isn't 682 an appolyon class scp?

    • @Arknights_enjoyer821
      @Arknights_enjoyer821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      SCP-096: (*throws D-class*)
      SCP-173: (*snaps the neck of the D-class*) Please, have a little respect for Foundation personnel

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3335

    Who would win
    A reptile that weight over 100 tons and capable of destroying the world when unleashed
    Or
    *One skinny boi*
    The answer is
    *none of the above*
    (You can't kill an aligator god and a immortal introvert)

  • @cadenhoffman5864
    @cadenhoffman5864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    this right here bois is why it sucks to be a janitor in the sap foundation

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      *s a p*

    • @user-kw9hg9o
      @user-kw9hg9o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      s a p

    • @spoton8108
      @spoton8108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Spy s a p p i n g m a h s e n t r e h

    • @cadenhoffman5864
      @cadenhoffman5864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      janitor walking in room where the event took place humming a jolly tune looks out into the room and yells "HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN!"

    • @Starscream_EditZ
      @Starscream_EditZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cadenhoffman5864 scp 096: haha bro you gootta clean this mess

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3551

    And people wonder why SCP 682 is my favourite SCP, Besides being highly adaptable, resilient and intelligent, the fact he can turn something as deadly as SCP 096 to bones and cause it to stop its normally unstoppable rage is both terrifying and impressive
    Super lizard deserves a medal for that

    • @irina8763
      @irina8763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You deserve medal for your ignorance

    • @aconfusedcomputer1072
      @aconfusedcomputer1072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Please respect others, seriously what's wrong with it?
      682 isn't your favourite?
      fucking hell let people have fun

    • @RatGodFlint
      @RatGodFlint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      plus in his termination logs its said he survived becoming non existent because when he was thrown into 3930

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Um what did I do wrong?

    • @peacekeeper210
      @peacekeeper210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You deserve to eat the devils shit in the fires of hell.

  • @c3lest322
    @c3lest322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    SCP foundation : *how long will you clean 682’s cell?*
    The janitors: *absolutely yes*

    • @justcommenting6791
      @justcommenting6791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Make an scp that drinks blood take care of the clean up

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 ปีที่แล้ว

      The yes is absolute

  • @grandmofftarkin8519
    @grandmofftarkin8519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Janitor: Why do I still work here
    Go’s into 096’s cell and looks him *DIRECTLY* in the eyes

    • @hazbin_angel_dust_fan3230
      @hazbin_angel_dust_fan3230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Janitor: don’t Die of scp 096 but die’s of a haertattack

    • @lolbobPlus
      @lolbobPlus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol what 👀

    • @hazbin_angel_dust_fan3230
      @hazbin_angel_dust_fan3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Scp-096: what... what the f*** just happende?

    • @Kratos_Messi7050
      @Kratos_Messi7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      janitor: kill me i hate my life

    • @MrZooP1
      @MrZooP1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the class D’s clean it up

  • @hyuugajay
    @hyuugajay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    Marvel :infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history.
    *SCP ILLUSTRATED: Hold my beer...*

    • @ellitri9677
      @ellitri9677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hyuugajay 5150 this is not a crossover

    • @hyuugajay
      @hyuugajay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol I know It was just a joke...

    • @lulurodriguez9139
      @lulurodriguez9139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But how? I mean, calling two creatures from the same universes and calling it a crossover isnt really funny.

    • @hyuugajay
      @hyuugajay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol people have different views in humor. Get with the system lulu

    • @Karen-wt6nl
      @Karen-wt6nl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ellitri9677 r/woosh

  • @brummbo8989
    @brummbo8989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    096 must have the ultimate amount of calcium to survive that

    • @andypsy6218
      @andypsy6218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He obtained the SpOoKY sKelEtON status

    • @fropsyh
      @fropsyh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      thanks mr skeltal

    • @boomerpro87
      @boomerpro87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Berbo 096 isnt an scp, hes just a really depressed shyguy who drinks 5 gallons of milk a day

    • @lordprime25
      @lordprime25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      096 has become a spooky *BOI*

    • @buttrio00boi32
      @buttrio00boi32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      096 evolved int SANS

  • @joe.black-mortem.angelos
    @joe.black-mortem.angelos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I'm starting to believe that 096 can't feel a damn thing.

    • @aidansmall8001
      @aidansmall8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He can't

    • @teiralte1
      @teiralte1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He can be shy tho

    • @AllisterCaine
      @AllisterCaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@teiralte1 Somebody make a funny picture of a blushing 096 pls.

    • @sleepy_b0i
      @sleepy_b0i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      haha peanut go brrrrr

    • @hausuandim1193
      @hausuandim1193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scp 106 and scp 173 : yes but actually no

  • @pancakes996
    @pancakes996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    So 096 was just reduced to a spooky spooktober boi?

    • @homesquish9722
      @homesquish9722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pancakes it’s to spoopy 🧛🏻‍♂️

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spoopy spoopy skeletons

    • @firerodan2965
      @firerodan2965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boi you watching disney a lot

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Correction, INCREASED*

    • @SCP-ut3kf
      @SCP-ut3kf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *ˢʰᶦᵗ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ*

  • @eikosimino5579
    @eikosimino5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    This might be the closest attempt of 682 being terminated

    • @benteszluha6461
      @benteszluha6461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No it wasnt!!!

    • @ericzhou7566
      @ericzhou7566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      scp 001 gate guardian has almost killed 682 btw

    • @MisterO-b7v
      @MisterO-b7v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      001 almost killed him

    • @CamelliaEGO
      @CamelliaEGO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah not even close I think the closest time is when he was shot in a blackhole

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@CamelliaEGO I though closest was when he literally survived being erased from existence.

  • @saiyanboi4910
    @saiyanboi4910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Soooo I guess he no longer has a 100 percent kill rate

    • @sansdeltarune7510
      @sansdeltarune7510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      saiyan boi he has a 98% kill rate
      Since with the help of another scp’s you can survive

    • @AJ-170SkyStriker
      @AJ-170SkyStriker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Then count the snappy boi

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AJ-170SkyStriker You had a 101% killrate until you were removed from the game

    • @jiraffe9600
      @jiraffe9600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      saiyan boi well he also lost to 173.

    • @acrocanthasaurusisbae6368
      @acrocanthasaurusisbae6368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheDiamondBladeHD ayyyyyy

  • @NamelessTC
    @NamelessTC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    scp 096 just brought the shy kid too a whole new level

    • @basilsaeed104
      @basilsaeed104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      scp 096 is shy guy, scp 682 is the reptile

    • @somm150
      @somm150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@basilsaeed104 not what he said

  • @sibren9874
    @sibren9874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    I consider this a defeat for 096, as he forfeited his attack after 682 flayed him

    • @TheDormantP
      @TheDormantP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      That's because its 2 immortals fighting each other lmao, if I was fighting somebody who cant kill me and I cant kill him I would give up.

    • @warfareevan603
      @warfareevan603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CONNER you still Immoral

    • @TheDormantP
      @TheDormantP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@BabyMahdy His death was not cannon. I don't even know if its a he but whatever.

    • @stephenforrister4992
      @stephenforrister4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@TheDormantP Nothing is Canon within SCP lore. The individuals choose what they believe is canon and not canon so it might not be canon to you, but it is to others

    • @TheDormantP
      @TheDormantP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stephenforrister4992 This conversation/argument was 2 weeks ago, but still thanks. I guess?

  • @evrint
    @evrint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    SCP-682, after healing: That was fun. Can't wait to see what you got next for me, punks.

    • @addisondeweese2646
      @addisondeweese2646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As I understand it the cells uses nearly every other sensor they can think of but visual. So when all the data is combined you can pretty much "see" the fight. Plus they use sonar as mentioned in the video, which gives a strong outline to it all

    • @graspele
      @graspele 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      SCP FOUNDATION:brings out the old man
      SCP 682:wait I didn’t mean-

    • @sansdeltarune7510
      @sansdeltarune7510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Throws the fucking sun
      Scp 682 left the server

    • @mobzillalongtail
      @mobzillalongtail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the man that lives on yeet street 682 could still survive the old man

    • @mobzillalongtail
      @mobzillalongtail 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YaHoO64 682 just travels to another dimension*

  • @Nebraski03
    @Nebraski03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I know that 682 is pure evil but still,
    Ow that has to hurt, even for a demonic reptile

    • @Siplin
      @Siplin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about that shy dude, his flesh is gone

    • @maskedmenreiki
      @maskedmenreiki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m still trying to figure out what’s holding his bones together if his flesh is gone.

    • @kilesov117
      @kilesov117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lord Potator rage? I think

    • @ohyeahyeet117
      @ohyeahyeet117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Siplin he doesn't feel pain or seems like so. It was said in the video

    • @Nebraski03
      @Nebraski03 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty sure he is a demon guys

  • @thetravelingmarauder1777
    @thetravelingmarauder1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    096 after he gets eaten, bitten, skin ripped off, and acid spit up on him: ight imma just sit down

    • @flarelukethecomedian2555
      @flarelukethecomedian2555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And cri

    • @Luis-jm2cc
      @Luis-jm2cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flarelukethecomedian2555 like a little bitch

    • @ayyvibin6977
      @ayyvibin6977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Luis-jm2cc he could rip your face off and leave no trace behind

    • @Luis-jm2cc
      @Luis-jm2cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ayyvibin6977 no he couldnt because he is a fictional character you idiot

    • @ayyvibin6977
      @ayyvibin6977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Luis-jm2cc f he was real, dumbass

  • @Christarfire
    @Christarfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    Imagine if the Duolingo owl joined this battle, chills

    • @ilikecrawfish21
      @ilikecrawfish21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Christarfire he would *definitely* beat 682

    • @thetwo.1062
      @thetwo.1062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Lol, I just imagine him going in after the fight..
      682: UGH! I give up! I can't kill you and you can't kill me.. I'm tired.. Imma take a nap.
      096: Yeah, I give up too.. I'm just gonna cry to myself in this corner..
      *Duolingo Bird has entered the Containment Cell*
      *Hola, Amigos! I hope you've studied the Spanish Language! :D Oh my, This place is a BLOODY mess...*
      096: W-what? W-who are you and why did we have to study... "Spanish"?
      682: Uh, I just woke up and I'm very confused.. Why the fuck is there a Green talking bird in here?!
      *Now, Now, Mr. Reptile, You know that kind of language is inappropriate! Now, Did you learn Spanish? :)*
      682: What? What's "Spanish"?
      *...Excuse me? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SPANISH IS?!*
      682: N-NO, I DON'T!
      *DID YOU EVEN STUDY IT??*
      682 and 096: NO!
      *...you...YOU.... YOU PADRES MADRES!!!*
      Then you just hear 682 growling and 096 screaming for his life..

    • @ihaveabetternamethanthat5124
      @ihaveabetternamethanthat5124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait what can Duolingo do?

    • @someperson2067
      @someperson2067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      RWQFSFASXC, obliterate the universe in a instance.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The Duolingo owl is hands down the scariest SCP of them all. Makes me wonder how in the hell it doesn't have its own entry yet.

  • @sekaijohnson9242
    @sekaijohnson9242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    “Or SCP-096 will find another way out”
    ❗️NANI?!

    • @hdgrim7662
      @hdgrim7662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The but

    • @deimoslalala
      @deimoslalala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sekai Johnson what has humanity become? @-@

    • @S4ndsman
      @S4ndsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deimoslalala out his pp skin

    • @1337-p2j
      @1337-p2j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@S4ndsman The frick did i just read

    • @1337-p2j
      @1337-p2j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hdgrim7662 ō-ō

  • @goktugarkan7252
    @goktugarkan7252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    5:50 when you make an eye contact with teacher during the test

  • @galaxianinsomniac9953
    @galaxianinsomniac9953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    682: An ha! Can't be pissed for looking at his face if he doesn't have one! (Tears all flesh and skin off)

    • @killedtheradiostar1116
      @killedtheradiostar1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @firemonster221 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats smart

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly, I think even looking at SCP-096’s skeletal face would still trigger its berserk state; the only reason it stopped was due to the fact that neither were getting anywhere with killing each other, and that SCP-096 seemed to have burned itself out. If it couldn’t kill something after all that, it’s got no chance.

    • @RobertPacocha-yu8li
      @RobertPacocha-yu8li 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thecircleoft.e.d2121 they both stopped fighting because they realized they are both immortal and can't kill each other

  • @aidenwoods8254
    @aidenwoods8254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    SCP-096 is an interesting creature. It's fear of its face being seen is very evident of social anxiety. He also cries like a human, sounding like a man in the game.
    The reason he kills may be to reduce the risk of people spreading the ugliness of his face. He seems like more an anxious, angst ridden teen than a monster.
    But hey, I still hate the creature for ripping an eight month old apart.

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @PersonaX You clearly don't understand this...

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @PersonaX Lol, He stated that he hates a monster that rips a 8 month year old child, Yea and we really don't know its back story therefore whatever happened to it must've been pretty bad.

    • @_sekinafi_6769
      @_sekinafi_6769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      PersonaX maybe because it ripped a 8 month old in half

    • @SCP-ut3kf
      @SCP-ut3kf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ALRIGHT. SINCE YOU PEEPS TRYNA MAKE FAN FICTION BACKSTORIES FOR ME, I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN.
      SCP 096 IS SANS UNDERTALE, WHICH IS NESS, WHICH IS STEVEN UNIVERSE WITH CANCER.

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @PersonaX Maybe you'd like to be in the same room as SCP 682 like that one doctor that kept feed it children. One good thing that Dr Clef had done the world.

  • @biggieboy3570
    @biggieboy3570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    You know the old question when an immovable object is Hit by an Unstoppable force well that's basically What's Happening Here

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its immovable object with unstopable FORCE

    • @biggieboy3570
      @biggieboy3570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BeanMachine360 thanks I'll change that now

    • @meandyours
      @meandyours 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Turtle Waffle
      Actually no, if an immovable object is hit by an unstoppable force it would just pass through each other.

    • @localcringelordjr
      @localcringelordjr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The answer is they surrender

    • @liammercado1235
      @liammercado1235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A fucking blood bath is apparently what we get if the two ever happen to meet

  • @KING-wn3tw
    @KING-wn3tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Goku and vegeta: "nothing matches our rivalry"- 096 and 682: "hold my god damn beer peasants"

  • @bluephantom2352
    @bluephantom2352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    People aren’t giving 096 a lot of credit for going to battle with “god” for hours without submission

    • @dylangaeta6462
      @dylangaeta6462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @Høly Ghøst not really, just assumed immortal.

    • @Sgil97
      @Sgil97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dylan Gaeta
      But remember immortal doesn’t necessarily mean he can’t be killed

    • @adamnichols476
      @adamnichols476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Høly Ghøst hes the son of the red king, so yeah, he kinda is.

    • @ansrfururactions
      @ansrfururactions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Høly Ghøst A god.

    • @lacompf571
      @lacompf571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Isn't there an actual scp by the code name god... technically he breaches containment all the god damn time but since he always comes back they kinda just allow it... and then there is scp 001 who actually kinda defeated 682... they kinda sent 682 to get fucked up by the guy and while he still didn't die... he did get knocked unconscious and torn to shreds worse than 96 did him... but 682 did talk some major shit to the guy (who is supposedly guarding the fucking garden of eden) making us believe that 682 is a real player in the grand scheme of everything

  • @anzac5399
    @anzac5399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Once scp-682 had "85% of its initial mass" removed, they should have released scp 173 into the chamber after 096 was removed, I remember reading a termination test between 173 and 682 where they said that 173 could be effective if 682 is ever reduced to a much smaller or damaged size.

    • @onslowgreene643
      @onslowgreene643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      other ones could be useful like scp-372 since it destroyed 25% of his body..

    • @C0rruptedSpY
      @C0rruptedSpY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      too late now, 096 is now scared of super lizard

    • @lichofdeath4363
      @lichofdeath4363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@C0rruptedSpY I dont think he is scared of the lizard but realizes that it is impossible to kill the lizard. Also I dont know if this is true or not but it could be that destroying the shy guy's face caused him to reset and it might be possible that he grows a new face if the original one is destroyed so therefore by destroying the original, you took away a face that he was hunting you from looking upon it. I dont know, it sounds possible but then again anything is.

    • @damthephong3811
      @damthephong3811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Onslow Greene scp 372 now doesn't have any effect to 682 anymore, scp 682 had now adapt to withstand the effect of it in a termination log so it doesn't work anymore

    • @katoblepas1234
      @katoblepas1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      too late, 682 now knows how to defeat both so they will be ineffective

  • @sharyngratton4752
    @sharyngratton4752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    SCP-682 : Ah Jesus. Another one of their attempt of trying to kill me.
    SCP-96 : Bro don't look.
    682 : **Looks**
    Dr.Carver : Let the battle begin!!
    **2 Hours later**
    SCP-682 : Dude stop.
    **4 Hrs later**
    SCP-682 : Dude stop!!!!
    **12 Hrs later**
    SCP-682 : Dude STOP!!!
    **24 Hrs later**
    SCP-682 : STOOPPP!!!!
    **30 Hrs later**
    682 : STAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!
    96 : *Finally stops*

    • @warfareevan603
      @warfareevan603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You most up on spaaaaat O not A please edit this

    • @TriNitroT
      @TriNitroT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... its 096 not 96

    • @sulphurous2656
      @sulphurous2656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STAHP

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sharyn Gratton 682: * mangled and groans in pain *
      Dr carver: IM SORRY 682
      682: NO YOUR NOT

    • @shy_gui5226
      @shy_gui5226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spin1893 i feel like god lost hope in you light years ago

  • @yeetmaster-eb1xq
    @yeetmaster-eb1xq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    dude imagine 096 t posing

    • @rathbuc1834
      @rathbuc1834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      T al l

    • @siobhandavies3979
      @siobhandavies3979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stop

    • @jevilstail
      @jevilstail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I've seen a model of him t posing.
      It was almost as if it came straight out of hell.

    • @christopherforsythe66
      @christopherforsythe66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      t3.rbxcdn.com/39a159c2eb64e56168caeb2e505bab95

    • @kidvloger4682
      @kidvloger4682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh my god

  • @atheml6506
    @atheml6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    682: *ITs JuSt CrYinG TheRe MEnAngCinalY*

  • @male5017
    @male5017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    I feel bad for the janitors man working on a site must be hell for them.

    • @xxx9edgelord6xxx81
      @xxx9edgelord6xxx81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Saddest_ Thoughts '' What the [Data Expunged] happend here!!?? ''

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thinking about it, maybe they gain more than a O5 because of that

    • @TooltipTinkerer
      @TooltipTinkerer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ever played Viscera Cleanup detail? Like that, but dozens of times worse.

    • @josephmartin3287
      @josephmartin3287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would quit if I had to clean that room

    • @mrCQB15
      @mrCQB15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We need more lemon pleeeeeedge

  • @cyberlinkstudios6518
    @cyberlinkstudios6518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    096 now fits the holiday because he's a skeleton now

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still not as spooky as the Infernal Occult Skeleton SCP.

    • @excal7808
      @excal7808 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its too *_SPOOPY_*

    • @ivonunes3937
      @ivonunes3937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Snas

    • @bradtheassassin3935
      @bradtheassassin3935 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Top 10 spoopyest bois

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roadroller8851
      Spooky scary skeletons sending fires down your spine

  • @generic2021
    @generic2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Aw, 096 just wanted some ribs.

  • @logicalluxury1662
    @logicalluxury1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    682: *grows more eyes*
    096: "well you see that won't be useful here."

  • @kapnocap7204
    @kapnocap7204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    *scp-173:*
    Pffft, look at these two noobs

    • @chalern8561
      @chalern8561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Le statue vs le shy man thing person

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      173 is a ninja, he teleports behind you

    • @STARPIG
      @STARPIG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@BeanMachine360 no he does not teleport 173 just moves so fast.

    • @nguyenphanphuongthuy4249
      @nguyenphanphuongthuy4249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kaputus LeCountryBallArtist well, as I can see, even 682 is afraid of it.

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@BeanMachine360 he moves super fast so when u blink he is already somewhere else

  • @ianaddis6093
    @ianaddis6093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    096 needs more milk

    • @dom_40
      @dom_40 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ian Addis ouuuuu he need sum milk!

    • @hal6368
      @hal6368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He had too much milk

    • @swamperino5548
      @swamperino5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He absorbes the calicium from his dead enemies

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think his immortal because he has too much *calcium* in his bones

    • @thatguy1080
      @thatguy1080 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has too much as is.

  • @bukkxke5136
    @bukkxke5136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Even when scp 096 was just a skeleton he’s still moving

    • @penguinator7453
      @penguinator7453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Doot

    • @garfieldbutswagger4967
      @garfieldbutswagger4967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@penguinator7453
      Thank you Mr. Skeletal

    • @vito7361
      @vito7361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Spooky scary skeletons

    • @fatalerror1279
      @fatalerror1279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DOOT DOOT NOOT NOOT

    • @theminuskai7453
      @theminuskai7453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And his bones are indestructible so hes pretty much inmortal

  • @handleonafridge6828
    @handleonafridge6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    682: why can’t I kill this damn thing!
    Me: because you’re not a peanut

  • @refarded
    @refarded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    The unstoppable force vs the immovable object

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dankster who is the unstoppable force?

    • @TakeswithTitan23
      @TakeswithTitan23 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Fascist Nut
      096

    • @porkyminch1640
      @porkyminch1640 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      how about the invincible to everything capsule vs the worthless lizard

    • @samuraiturtle123
      @samuraiturtle123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TakeswithTitan23 its actually scp 682

    • @xed8530
      @xed8530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@samuraiturtle123 actually it would be 096. 096 has a 100% kill rate as long as its face is seen. At all wherever it is within 2 minutes. Not the case here, but 096 has a 100% kill rate as 682 undoubtedly has a high kill rate but not 100%.

  • @jacklack5156
    @jacklack5156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Now. THIS is why I drink milk every 1 minute

  • @kingkrueger0531
    @kingkrueger0531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    7:54 No way that they're going to get that cell cleaned up

  • @alfinalfitra6508
    @alfinalfitra6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The Janitor’s gonna get a Hell of a time cleaning lol.

  • @Las3Ms_
    @Las3Ms_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Who wins: One Angry Lizard Boi or One Sad Runny Boi?

    • @malzeno1202
      @malzeno1202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Find out next time on... idk anymore

    • @416minuet
      @416minuet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Actually its more like one sad triggered speedy boi

    • @raulqueiroz9021
      @raulqueiroz9021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both

    • @Las3Ms_
      @Las3Ms_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@malzeno1202 On [REDACTED] !

    • @declanwagar5880
      @declanwagar5880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BofA dem

  • @gigan8295
    @gigan8295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Man.. I Tried Scratching my own face and it hurt like heck. *man SCP 096 has a face of iron*

    • @mrhatstyl1066
      @mrhatstyl1066 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he scratched at the images face

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      and would you rip your skin off if 096 did it lol. btw not being nasty

    • @erkmrk363
      @erkmrk363 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hail Patrick hEcK

    • @gengartheghostgamer8873
      @gengartheghostgamer8873 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, yes, his bones are unbreakable

    • @Gibraltar_tank
      @Gibraltar_tank 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hail Patrick bro he has the body of diamond but not in a good way. He was left as a skeleton but can still move? If you only care about the face then eyy

  • @FireTurtle157
    @FireTurtle157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    top 10 greatest anime battles of all time

  • @Devon_Noved
    @Devon_Noved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Scp 682: gets his flesh ripped off, his spine split into 2 and his head ripped to pieces
    Scp 682: T’is bit a mere scratch

  • @checkmate9099
    @checkmate9099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    huh, so SCP 682, is now the 1st SCP 096-1 to ever survive looking at his face

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      CHECK MATE barley. But yeah it's impressive I guess you could say it's a Demi god vs Demi god. Sort of anyways

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wat do mean barely? 682 can just regen faster and he could go on for day and still don't come close to death

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quoc Hung Tran yeah I guess your right. Probably not my best choice of words

    • @PikaGUSTA
      @PikaGUSTA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Has SCP 096 ever been exposed to a nuclear detonation a few feet away from the epicentre of the blast?

    • @fartsmellaaa63
      @fartsmellaaa63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well 173 made scp 096 run away in a few hours soo... second?

  • @dishq6035
    @dishq6035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    *Then 096's skin started to emerge back from its bones*
    Note: This for the people who don't know what happened after the fight.

    • @Blackhole_T618
      @Blackhole_T618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dishq jeasus that would be terrifying to see

    • @santigamerprogamer6493
      @santigamerprogamer6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, 096 can regenerate himself of Critical Damage?

    • @bigwsly
      @bigwsly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Blackhole_T618 it's OK you can't see it without looking at it

    • @santigamerprogamer6493
      @santigamerprogamer6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Adolf Hitler so, 096 is literally inmortal, also, the 682 is the only one who survived after seeing hes face

    • @Unamedblue3
      @Unamedblue3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@santigamerprogamer6493pretty much.

  • @callca1073
    @callca1073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    ...
    2,000 health
    Vs 999999999 health

    • @cdr.bigboicitrus4933
      @cdr.bigboicitrus4933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and each attack from 096 does it only takes away 1 hp

    • @alvarezeldrinjasons.2721
      @alvarezeldrinjasons.2721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cdr.bigboicitrus4933 dont forget, it heals

    • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
      @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      682: 2000 health + 1900 hp regen every 5 sec
      096: 99999999999999999999999 hp

    • @nahh5
      @nahh5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Level 15 hitman vs level 100 boss

    • @h4melp612
      @h4melp612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its like, 10000 hp regen 100 hp every 30 secs 100 damage.
      vs 9999999999 hp regen 10hp every 5 secs 1000 damage.
      but both basically cant die because they have regen even when theres just a tiny piece of flesh left

  • @goblinbabe6664
    @goblinbabe6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Brother: we were just playing!
    Our playing:

  • @tamimyaseen6013
    @tamimyaseen6013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Now, for the real question
    SCP 999 in the same room as SCP 096

    • @thecannonball34
      @thecannonball34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      SCP-999 only works on sapient creatures, iirc. Since SCP-096 is non sapient, it's mood-boosting effects would have no effect. Most likely, the result would be the same as this battle. 096 would calm down and begin crying again after its rage abated, and 999 would be upset that it wasn't able to help 096.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thecannonball34 96 is sapient

    • @Thecounselor06
      @Thecounselor06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He is sorta of sapient...he's just so dumb it looks non sapient...I'd give it a try tho

    • @f16airforce
      @f16airforce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Syxx66 poor 096 lol

    • @Mateo-fo5xd
      @Mateo-fo5xd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SCP-999 just cures SCP-096´s anxiety

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    3:40, 7:10: "You can't be nigh-invulnerable! That's _my_ schtick! IT'S ALL I HAVE!"

  • @Hollarite
    @Hollarite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    "682 just swallowed 096"
    *fanfic authors frantically writing fanfics and fetish art*

  • @user-rt9yu1ym4o
    @user-rt9yu1ym4o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    SCP-096: Why can’t you be fair and not keep eating me????
    SCP-682: *ignores* keeps eating

  • @jackprice4068
    @jackprice4068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The 22 people who disliked this are class Ds

    • @Saefogeo
      @Saefogeo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      jack price They had to clean that mess after the fight.

    • @derptomistic
      @derptomistic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you need a pump to clean up the blood...
      I know it can do a lot, but a Shamwow ain't cleaning that mess

    • @MajorReckerFailure
      @MajorReckerFailure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @cuphead8159
      @cuphead8159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derptomistic
      Did they use a dick pump?

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its SCP-682 XD

  • @memephant4985
    @memephant4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Why is everyone talking about how great SCP-682 is?Don't you heard SCP-096 is literally the only one who survived SCP-682's attacks and really he damaged SCP-682 so hard that he stoped attacking and i know SCP-096 stoped too but respect to SCP-096

    • @benteszluha6461
      @benteszluha6461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He hits hard

    • @emmanuelplayzz4x415
      @emmanuelplayzz4x415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Factzz bro like he only stop because the acid melted 96 brain so I think it forgot what it was doing or just call it a reset

    • @XShadowzVarcolac
      @XShadowzVarcolac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      you're forgetting that 682 is the only being that 096 himself would put effort in "hiding" his face upon meeting 682 again

    • @bradley33966
      @bradley33966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      173 survived 682

    • @Iron-yMan
      @Iron-yMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That aint no respect, he just know that its useless to gorefest each other for another whole day again. Or maybe coz of that acid did something to him?

  • @TLS129
    @TLS129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Damn, that battle is amazing. There was no winner and in my opinion, I totally agree. They have the strength of fucking infinity. 682 held off 096 very well. They learn 096’s attacks and restrained them. They even spit acid on 096, knowing that their other attacks never seem to affect 096. At the same time, 096 has the incredible ability to have 0 energy. This fight lasted a full on 24 fucking hours. It’s absolutely amazing how 096 kept being persistent even after hours after a hours of fighting. They fought hard and well to the point where it’s literally a fucking bloodbath. I would like to see that as a movie.

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that scp 682 would win because if they put them same cage again i think scp 682 would form in spikes and pin scp 096 to the wall again then charging in to destroy him and rip him apart to a skeleton after that I think 682 would stomp on his head breaking the bones and even consume it.

    • @natesplace1617
      @natesplace1617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@justapersonz5441 sorry they tried crushing his bone not even 173 can break his bones they are unbreakable

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@natesplace1617 You are in fact wrong, SCP 173 did break his bones BUT he did regen it, i'm talking about destroying the body by WHOLE basically with his teeth, 173 broke his neck completely but sense 096 wasn't receiving anymore damage he was able to regen. And 682 made 096 a literal Skeleton so I think it'll be a bit easier to go through those bones, therefore If 682 wasn't as damaged as he was before he would be able to Possibly kill 096.

    • @damnation6713
      @damnation6713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justapersonz5441 So it's basically a battle between will and wits... Nice

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damnation6713 Yes.

  • @justincollins8266
    @justincollins8266 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It’s still here

  • @kaib.5912
    @kaib.5912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I like the idea of SCP scientists coming up with this idea:
    (Scientist 1): Bro I have an idea!
    (Scientist 2): What is it?
    (Scientist 1): What if we had 2 of the most dangerous and badass scp's duke it out and see what happens.
    (Scientist 2): Sounds awesome. This is to terminate them right?
    (Scientist 1): Oh yeah... Uh totally. Its for "science".
    (O5 Council): Fuck it. We're down. Lets do this.

    • @sev417hello
      @sev417hello 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @stardustmiku
      @stardustmiku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @ko6171
      @ko6171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sev417hello BRUUHH

    • @HazeyMarina
      @HazeyMarina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @xennexen9849
      @xennexen9849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I wouldn't be surprised if the SCP Staff bet on who would win.
      "$500 ON THE LIZARD."
      "NO $500 ON THE WEIRDO."

  • @eatingjr1805
    @eatingjr1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    SCP-096: No one can break my bones
    SCP-173: hold my beer

  • @NotTwinkie
    @NotTwinkie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    My Depression vs My Anxiety
    Fighting over who gets to ruin my day

    • @thetakengamer4256
      @thetakengamer4256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      they call it a tie, then both fuck up his day

    • @skinnybuggo
      @skinnybuggo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hAvE DePresSuIn EkZ deE So SAd AmIriTE FElLoW EdGeLoRdS

    • @user-dm6fk2ir3q
      @user-dm6fk2ir3q 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so sad can we get 50 likes

    • @beansoupboyboy7610
      @beansoupboyboy7610 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gtfo alex

    • @almondwater9583
      @almondwater9583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they're both crying in the corner after the fight. basically me everyday before I go to bed

  • @ChameriaDade
    @ChameriaDade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    682: I can’t die
    096: same
    682: finally a worthy apponet our battle will be legendary

  • @agentchicken3577
    @agentchicken3577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    SCP-096 is the spooky god, he can't die and was a skeleton, ALL HAIL GOD SPOOK!

    • @elon1928
      @elon1928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes but he stopped attacking that means hes a puss puss

    • @elon1928
      @elon1928 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      682 could kill him if he was melted all the way by 682's acid

    • @magnarzeikol7229
      @magnarzeikol7229 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now i think 096 is jack skellington, thanks

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      spoopy ¬_¬

    • @williams8977
      @williams8977 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too spoopy

  • @firstnamelastname-xl7ss
    @firstnamelastname-xl7ss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Who will win godzilla's cousin or the rake's cousin. WAR OF THE COUSINS!

    • @cutthroat2592
      @cutthroat2592 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did I not notice this

    • @bryanbarcelo5440
      @bryanbarcelo5440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what about the flood's cousin? *SCP 610 laughter is heard in the background*

    • @firstnamelastname-xl7ss
      @firstnamelastname-xl7ss 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bryanbarcelo5440 you mean 106?

    • @bryanbarcelo5440
      @bryanbarcelo5440 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, my guy, i meant "the flesh that hates" and that is 610. i don't know if there are other SCPs like it, since i am a noob.

    • @supermegadestroyerpoopmylo
      @supermegadestroyerpoopmylo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hazmat 2 if the rake and slender man had a baby: scp 096

  • @Natnansa
    @Natnansa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Yes! Another SCP tale! Blood gore and more! What fun!

  • @gabrielburke8246
    @gabrielburke8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    682 has to be my favorite SCP in the SCP Foundation. He's basically what would happen if Doomsday's and Godzilla's DNA had been mixed together, and this is what came out of it.

  • @masternoob1452
    @masternoob1452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    SCP 096
    Type: -Euclid- Keter

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      No... if you dont have pictures and keep it in a room, 096 is basically neutralized

    • @floranent5683
      @floranent5683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I honestly don't understand why 096 isn't a Keter-class scp. It absolutely fits the title.

    • @laxcpd
      @laxcpd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Keter classes are always dangerous, Euclid is only dangerous when activated, 096 is only dangerous when looked at, 173 is only dangerous when not looking at it. So that's why they are Euclid

    • @Maghster
      @Maghster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh no

    • @eikosimino5579
      @eikosimino5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@laxcpd Incorrect, Just because its safe doesnt mean its harmless, the same rule applies to keter and euclid too. So basically in a nutshell anything harmless could be keter/euclid.
      Like the foundatiom says, A cat that can switch places with another cat could be a keter, remember object classes are how hard they are to contain, and threat levels how dangerous they actually are

  • @squarebubble5400
    @squarebubble5400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    They should try giving 682 a snickers it all ways works in the commercials

    • @lucaguida4286
      @lucaguida4286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He just turns into a fucking gekko or something

    • @squarebubble5400
      @squarebubble5400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luca Guida turns into a giraffe for some reason lol

  • @tghilkrad8012
    @tghilkrad8012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I feel like whenever scientists put a match up fight between 682 and anything else, they're just doing it for fun to see what dies first.

    • @ZED_117
      @ZED_117 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most likely XD

    • @thetakengamer4256
      @thetakengamer4256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that is the idea, trying to lessen the amount of them, personally, i think they should pit bright again 682, maybe bright would end up as 682, that'd be awkward

    • @ilovepikachu5045
      @ilovepikachu5045 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We dont talk about that day...

    • @Halogodzilla12343
      @Halogodzilla12343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thetakengamer4256 if I remember correctly that did happen once but bright wasn't able to do anything but try to withstand 682's mind.

    • @dvbawesome
      @dvbawesome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      05: alright, which one are you betting your money on?
      Dr. Bright: The lizard!
      05: place your betting money here and enjoy the show!

  • @drog6943
    @drog6943 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Its back 🎉

  • @OniRolix
    @OniRolix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    How can 096 cry if he's just skeleton? Spooky

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      SCARY SKELETONS

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      thats a real sp00k

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Magic?

    • @skipper7316
      @skipper7316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      CALCIUM

    • @Lolguy-qr6ty
      @Lolguy-qr6ty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DontEatMyAssFather
      1 like = 1 up doot

  • @MegaMrdeathwish
    @MegaMrdeathwish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You absolutely NEED to cover the termination test of 106 vs 096. It's just as crazy as this one, but even a bit creepier at the end.

    • @elon1928
      @elon1928 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      106 wins

    • @pucciresetingthembobs5144
      @pucciresetingthembobs5144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      106 can just send him to another dimension and trap him there

    • @MothGirlHina
      @MothGirlHina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pucciresetingthembobs5144 Not entirely true, because 096 can get out of anything. If it were safe to contain him and still view his face then there would be cameras.
      There was a funny gif I saw recently of someone on the moon viewing a picture of 096's face and 096 literally super jumping up to the moon.
      Now what I would really like to see would be 096 being shown a picture of his own face. Would he kill himself?

    • @LupusGelos
      @LupusGelos 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read about this supposed test on an scp sandbox wiki. Turns out that the sandbox wiki is just for practising drafts and getting feedback before the stuff gets posted to the main site. As this story isn't present on the main SCP archive, its safe to assume the story isnt canon.

    • @kirbysucks5001
      @kirbysucks5001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not canon, I'm so tired of people treating the sandbox wiki like canon.

  • @akoll6138
    @akoll6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    096 loses all of its organs and blood
    It kills someone
    Then sits down and cries
    While it has no skin or organs

  • @wolfer1225
    @wolfer1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that all peanut did was break his neck a bunch of times to instill some actual fear in SCP-096 shows how powerful the "Koitern" is.