SCP-096 - The Shy Guy

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  • @kylefinn5301
    @kylefinn5301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6848

    Who would win? A skinny humanoid anomaly which kills anyone who views of its face, or
    *B A G*

  • @warpnoob4.217
    @warpnoob4.217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5761

    SCP 096 *Exist*
    Blind people:
    You dare oppose me mortal

    • @slk7376
      @slk7376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

      Blind People: *Exists*
      SCP 173: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*

    • @you5483
      @you5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      WarpNoob
      Blindman:bumps into 096 *dies*

    • @andrewmilton5032
      @andrewmilton5032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @Project Trade Blind man: *touches braille that reads "096's face"*

    • @tl1692
      @tl1692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      scarlet king: *exists*
      scp 999: our battle will be legendary

    • @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool
      @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      oo maybe scp 096 likes blind people, so he is friends with them because they can exactly view him he can sense viewing of any sorts, so he can sense if someone is blind. the best thing to do is have 999 and 096 together, since he might be more calm like that, the less upset 096 is, then the more close to sapient he might become. if this is the case, maybe 096 understands 999 is a animal like blob of slime that has no edible substance and can be shaped as anything they want. therefor 096 will be closer to the consistent as maybe.. 096-2 the most docile he can be.

  • @randomwatermelon1
    @randomwatermelon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2441

    Prison: we have all the cells filled with prisoners what do we do now!
    Scp foundation: *ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

    • @thereyb0urn44
      @thereyb0urn44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Facts

    • @sometffurry
      @sometffurry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Criminals: Exists.
      SCP Foundation: it's free real estate.

    • @pipebomb3659
      @pipebomb3659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      D bois are people from death row

    • @pipebomb3659
      @pipebomb3659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ye. Would it be cool if someone made an scp desribing the character in the scp game? At the end the chaos insurgency agent said that we will be classified as an scp

    • @kevinjimenez3751
      @kevinjimenez3751 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The more you know

  • @seand0112
    @seand0112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    4 pixels: *exist*
    SCP-096: Hippity Hoppity your life is now my property

    • @max-UH-million
      @max-UH-million 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What if scp- 096 is a representation of self Loathing cause when you look at him he starts screaming and before that he is crying but in between all of that what always stays the same ... He always covers his face like it thinks others think he is ugly and it thinks itself is ugly too and hates when people look at itself

    • @emperorhaya5351
      @emperorhaya5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cant like 96 likes like 096

    • @Liechtenstein_real
      @Liechtenstein_real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dis is true

    • @AceDan-gc9po
      @AceDan-gc9po 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thing is about scramble if they had used straight cameras and placed a delay on them to allow processing time they’d have been fine

    • @seand0112
      @seand0112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AceDan-gc9po no, it will always show his face for a nanosecond and that's enough

  • @urikanoss6462
    @urikanoss6462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    scp 096:looks in mirror
    also scp 096: *I am about to end this mans whole career*

    • @AxisChurchDevotee
      @AxisChurchDevotee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's blind i think so it wouldn't do anything

    • @urikanoss6462
      @urikanoss6462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@AxisChurchDevotee I understand, it might be blind, but this was a simple joke and it can clearly tell when somebody can see its face.

    • @nayardrox4782
      @nayardrox4782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      SCP - 096: **Crashes into glass** REEEEEEEE

    • @hunterlewis393
      @hunterlewis393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment is underrated

    • @sabercutman9168
      @sabercutman9168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would be vary good in war

  • @bigmanbazzaaa
    @bigmanbazzaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2565

    This is just the quiet kid at school:
    - Hates being seen
    - normally extremely thin
    - -kills upon being sighted-
    - -can break through any surface-

    • @The-Spaceducky
      @The-Spaceducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Your quite kid is white and has no pp
      And I thought my school had weird people

    • @The-Spaceducky
      @The-Spaceducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Adam Davison yea

    • @shingojira6612
      @shingojira6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A freaking monster that can rip through anything

    • @-aaa-1232
      @-aaa-1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m the shy kid and that’s true

    • @Elitus_knightus
      @Elitus_knightus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They bring a gun though

  • @miningking5958
    @miningking5958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

    Blind guy: you cant beat me
    SCP-096: I know, but he can
    SCP-173: *SNAP

    • @patriciamaurer5779
      @patriciamaurer5779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s a Thor Ragnorok reference

    • @nightmareman9960
      @nightmareman9960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Slender Man 096 you look he rips you apart 173 you don’t look and he snaps your neck

    • @ahpjlm
      @ahpjlm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@nightmareman9960 The best SCP team

    • @nightmareman9960
      @nightmareman9960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ahpjlm you know it

    • @marshvif
      @marshvif 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually don't you have to make direct eye contact before you can't break it?

  • @imparanoiiid
    @imparanoiiid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    “Mild malnutrition”
    Everyone drawing him: literally every bone showing

    • @nongshimrizzforce
      @nongshimrizzforce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I like how only artist depictions are allowed, there is no accurate depiction of him. Kinda a mystery idk it's cool

    • @thomasmurrell9832
      @thomasmurrell9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nongshimrizzforce then again, we can't really see a photo of him so...

    • @nongshimrizzforce
      @nongshimrizzforce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thomasmurrell9832 yeah!! I mean like
      it's not going to be 100% accurate if an artist draws him so however 096 truly looks is up the imagination and stuff. Like, he could look totally different irl 😭

    • @corporatecapitalism
      @corporatecapitalism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nongshimrizzforce actually they got a talented artist d-class to copy a picture of 096 so we know almost exactly what it looks like

    • @Shadybish
      @Shadybish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thomasmurrell9832 well we can see photos... just not of it’s face

  • @LePenguia
    @LePenguia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4198

    Let’s put a d class on the moon and watch 096 go after them

    • @DavidFrog
      @DavidFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

      Poor soul looking at the moon one day: Huh, so beautiful.
      [1 minutes later SCP-096 crashed into them like a fucking asteroid]

    • @MrBones-my5wm
      @MrBones-my5wm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      _Fly me to the moon~_

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      It's suspected it would be able to leap that high after a running start to build momentum, and would survive exiting orbit. It has proven no need for oxygen, but it's possible it would then be trapped on the moon. However, its propensity for random containment breaches means it would simply be harder to track when it inevitably leapt back up/down to Earth again.

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hell yeah.

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      SOMEONE GET A SATURN FIVE!

  • @liamharper9865
    @liamharper9865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    SCP 096:”I fear no man but that thing”
    *mirror*
    SCP 096:”it scares me”

    • @shingojira6612
      @shingojira6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because he is seeing his/her face, he/she realizes his/her life choices

    • @Deangers1
      @Deangers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's blind

    • @user-ru9wf4yx7r
      @user-ru9wf4yx7r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It would likely just get extremely aggressive and shatter the mirror. It is also quite likely that it will breach containment. It can become a world ending scenario.
      Edit: if it is blind, nothing would happen. It is too risky tho.

    • @user-ru9wf4yx7r
      @user-ru9wf4yx7r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Alwhia I'm not a nerd, I'm just an scp fan.

    • @pladom3835
      @pladom3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Alwhia Imagine being this insecure

  • @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld
    @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    who would win in a race
    scp-096 when his face is seen
    vs
    officer earl when flint lockwood is shenaganizing

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    Dr Dan and Oieksei, later the 05: Kill it immediately
    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    682: D i s g u s t i n g
    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    106: *cracks belt* I’ll give you something to cry about
    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    173: Captain crunch time
    096: Has a perpetual emotional episode
    049: h u g s

    • @athrowaway3487
      @athrowaway3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      999: Sadness-B-Gone

    • @Johnlocked.on_bakerst
      @Johnlocked.on_bakerst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How did bright get here?

    • @bxttercxp_swxxts
      @bxttercxp_swxxts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Johnlocked.on_bakerst Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to have more than two social media accounts, which are chosen by the O5 Council.

    • @noavidovic1405
      @noavidovic1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      096: Has a perpetual emotional episode.
      Anyone else: Guess I'll die.

    • @honestscriberelaxation9542
      @honestscriberelaxation9542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is why SCP-049 is tied for my favorite.

  • @ziline4183
    @ziline4183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    D-Class: *looks at SCP-096*
    SCP-096: I diagnose you with dead.

    • @Cognitolizard
      @Cognitolizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *I confirm you aliven’t*

    • @francisbaker4671
      @francisbaker4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are *O O F*

    • @frostythesharkpup2754
      @frostythesharkpup2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me:Looks at drawing of 096
      096:*can't kill me*
      096:Outanding move
      Me:Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @acethepanther2153
      @acethepanther2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I confirm you a furry your depreshen is cured

    • @chibiboi2847
      @chibiboi2847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ari - scp foundation But wait...
      *THERES A TAX FOR THAT*

  • @kaiserwilhelmii9705
    @kaiserwilhelmii9705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "I'mma chill dude, just don't look at me in the eye"
    - Scp-096

  • @taliesin159
    @taliesin159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Note: “This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions.”
    SCPI’s viewers: *Sigh of relief*

    • @Erik-ox8es
      @Erik-ox8es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Robert Williams I thought he said Autistic

    • @psychwardpussyeater
      @psychwardpussyeater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Erik-ox8esTechnically the truth, if an autistic person or any person drew it, no effects.

    • @jodyreis5580
      @jodyreis5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @anongamer5359
      @anongamer5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Robert Williams imagine shy guy being real and every one who eithers played the game or watched these videos get fucked,or maybe so many people have seen his face that shy guy is just going to each person and it’s taking time getting to everyone *winks at camera*

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH THANK THE GODS.

  • @MoskHotel
    @MoskHotel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Not gonna lie, the part with O5-1 and Dr. Oleksei feels really intense. It gives me chills from how aggressive and emotional O5-1 was with the doctor, knowing his big mistake and his crimes against humanity.

    • @Followerofchrist221
      @Followerofchrist221 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He nearly cussed an XK class end of the world scenario so yes I’d be pissed and aggressive too if the person under me nearly endangered the world

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And Oleksei and Dan definitely deserved to be executed for being responsible for the deaths of many civilians, as well as having most of the Task Force slaughtered. That’s why the foundation are meant to protect the Shy Guy, not exploit him for petty motives.

    • @VanOfSalt
      @VanOfSalt ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You know you done fucked up when someone from the O5 committee has to personally talk to you and sentence you.

    • @derpyderp7444
      @derpyderp7444 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@VanOfSalt Not just that, 05-1 dude. That’s like committing a crime and having the entire US government after you but in the form of one person

    • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
      @Dr_Doctor_Lee ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes. i like that too. you dont f*ck with the o5 even to just prove a point of significance.
      a better way would have been to run either simulations and show them numbers or to request the termination every damn day until they either forbid to request, at which point you could just say frick it, your problem now, or you succeed by bringing the point accross.
      in fact, the method engaged by the dr's was unprofessional, to put it bluntly

  • @forsagebone
    @forsagebone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    "A half-crushed pacifier was found in his fist."
    The man witnessed an innocent baby get killed by SCP-096. Goddamn I want to cry.

    • @thehypherion7205
      @thehypherion7205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      James Te if SCP 096 got sent in the void darkness of space none of that would happen

    • @maggiedunne5262
      @maggiedunne5262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      The baby looked at its face, ting deserved it

    • @TheGuy-yk1ut
      @TheGuy-yk1ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ant Nerd Gaming lolwtf

    • @revthescatman137
      @revthescatman137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ant Nerd Gaming the Jewish people had the wrong religion, they had it coming

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@revthescatman137 I'm sure you have a family.

  • @xelnagaprime_1071
    @xelnagaprime_1071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    The only reason we're not being shredded by 096 when looking at sn image of him is because they're artistic depictions.

    • @spicyfriedfries
      @spicyfriedfries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      They aren't a 100 percent depiction of its face

    • @Ak-6969
      @Ak-6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Angelica Figueroa BELIEVE

    • @solarshdow8657
      @solarshdow8657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This comment helps me sleep at night

    • @thatmemer96
      @thatmemer96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Angelica Figueroa r/wooosh

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Angelica Figueroa you want me to be honest? You should go eat a rotten egg.

  • @kynanrizki2109
    @kynanrizki2109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Oleksei: "It wasn't about the casualties, it was merely to send a message-"
    05-1: "I now revoke your rights to live."
    Oleksei: "wait, wha-"

    • @ScarletStudios001
      @ScarletStudios001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      O5-1: You have forfeited your life privileges.

    • @shadowninja7711
      @shadowninja7711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oleksei : fu#k you! *tries to attack 05-1*
      Guard: *shoots him three times*

    • @zedekiahtakali2484
      @zedekiahtakali2484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ScarletStudios001 Your free trial of breathing has ended

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We live in a society

  • @user-nb1fg3gk1w
    @user-nb1fg3gk1w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Send a guy to alpha centauri
    Make him look at 096
    Strap a spaceship to 096
    Profit

    • @theortheo2401
      @theortheo2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You're pp goes perfectly with that comment x)

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol that pfp

    • @coolmaddox5984
      @coolmaddox5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      his pp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @imnotmlg4397
      @imnotmlg4397 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      096 Can make it back to his habitat no matter what so far...

    • @theholypeanut7514
      @theholypeanut7514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what if someone else looks at his face in the void of space, whats your plan then, oh thats right, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄

  • @grabthelantern3485
    @grabthelantern3485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    “Civilians must not remove their blindfolds”
    BIRD BOX 2 CONFIRMED?

    • @rocalixander
      @rocalixander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I get you cant look out side at the bird box and with scp 096 you cant look at his face and that kinda makes scp like the bird box YEET I GET WHAT YA SAYING

    • @waluigi8481
      @waluigi8481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

    • @KhalessTheTherapist
      @KhalessTheTherapist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @nerfshooter4216
      @nerfshooter4216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah because the thing in birdbox was chtulu but birdbox 2 scp 096

    • @theleanninja997
      @theleanninja997 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

  • @illiteratehuman7516
    @illiteratehuman7516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Government: So how many prisoners will you need?
    Scp Foundation: YES

    • @aznmayo
      @aznmayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MIsta, its Yoshikage Kira

    • @asserayman2170
      @asserayman2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes yes yes

    • @canmcdu514
      @canmcdu514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just made the like 173 you should be hearing a crunch soon

    • @theblackcatgirl7013
      @theblackcatgirl7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine being in this universe. Not the inside of the foundation but in the outside. Like maybe in this universe if you steal a car you get used as a guinea pig for scp-096. I doubt that there are going to be that many people on a death sentence for the foundation.

    • @aznmayo
      @aznmayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theblackcatgirl7013 thats ture

  • @frogblasttheventcore69
    @frogblasttheventcore69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    the concept of being able to do nothing while blindfolded, huddled around your family as you hear a horrid shriek, bones snapping, and human screams around you is absolutely terrifying. I'm glad this is back up, godspeed.

    • @riptadewan6422
      @riptadewan6422 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just imagine if Scp Foundation existed in real life or does it..........

  • @rainbowspork
    @rainbowspork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Bird box characters already prepared for a 096 breach

    • @redpineapples7586
      @redpineapples7586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rainbow Spork YEP

    • @anielschannel6626
      @anielschannel6626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If 173 come out, they dead
      Nice comment Lol

    • @rainbowspork
      @rainbowspork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@anielschannel6626 how about 106? Think about it, everything it touches, or at least solid matter, erodes and is weakened making it easier to destroy. Could he kill 096?

    • @anielschannel6626
      @anielschannel6626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rainbowspork I'm saying Peanut would kill the people in bird box because they can't see but I think 106 and 096 would have a really long fight

    • @rainbowspork
      @rainbowspork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anielschannel6626 dont you have to make eye contact with peanut first and then you cant look away?

  • @gibs1919
    @gibs1919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    “No material is able to impede SCP096 on its Way to its target”
    Netherite: *cracks knuckles*

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      What about bedrock tho

    • @shingojira6612
      @shingojira6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Barrier block: Am I a JokE t0 YoU?

    • @warscarzz
      @warscarzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      What about *THE BELT*

    • @user-ru9wf4yx7r
      @user-ru9wf4yx7r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@mrmaniac3 command blocks are actually harder than bedrock. But it can penetrate through bedrock and command blocks because it can break through all materials.

    • @number1clownfrfr
      @number1clownfrfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I own we guess what
      R/woooosh

  • @erenyeager3917
    @erenyeager3917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3523

    Skiddaldle skidacted, your life is now (REDACTED)

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      "Skidadle skidacted your neck is now redacted" -some peanut

    • @yeetmaster-eb1xq
      @yeetmaster-eb1xq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Skiddadle skidoodle your femur is now a noodle
      -noclip but with n word pass

    • @theskitsdump7728
      @theskitsdump7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Connor RK 800 who would win?
      A highly secretive and heavily militarized organization dedicated to protecting humanity at all costs?
      Or
      A self conscious lanky boi.

    • @Lazykiller2602
      @Lazykiller2602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      28 stab wons
      Thanks for the likes

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1000 bullet wounds in this case

  • @bepisaxe4464
    @bepisaxe4464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    O5: "You can now try and kill SCP 096"
    Dr Dan: "Nice! Anything else?"
    O5: "You're also going to be executed for breaking pretty much every law in the foundation"
    *Task Failed Successfully*

    • @benmountaingangster
      @benmountaingangster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @bigidot
      @bigidot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@safraazvro7437 Sherlock Holmes solved the case!

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well to be fair it's a win win scenario

    • @minhhuynh5059
      @minhhuynh5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@safraazvro7437 aaa yes captain obvious

    • @nobodyburgen4594
      @nobodyburgen4594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@safraazvro7437 "I can take a joke" honey you can't handle mayonaisse cuz it's to spicy

  • @Wombattlr
    @Wombattlr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    D-Class in orbit: looks at photo of SCP-096
    SCP-096: ...

    • @PiracyandDumbbells
      @PiracyandDumbbells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *cue 500 miles*

    • @arifcso6633
      @arifcso6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      096: Building Space Ship for years to hunt the D class

    • @weebscp0966
      @weebscp0966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -naruto runs at 88mph-

    • @Kantony
      @Kantony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      /gamemode 1

    • @unclelarry6729
      @unclelarry6729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kantony /deop 096

  • @kitmelton5126
    @kitmelton5126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    Scp-096: *Screams*
    Blind people: Y’all hear sumn?

    • @firebean6326
      @firebean6326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Other blind person: yeah what is that noise

    • @adamtheredneck4898
      @adamtheredneck4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      not blind person:oh shit

    • @HandsomeDevil321-k8d
      @HandsomeDevil321-k8d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kit Melton Blind people can still here dumb ass

    • @frogman_frogman1828
      @frogman_frogman1828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Themasterofmakingvideo’ S they didn’t say they couldn’t hear

    • @istxbmolly
      @istxbmolly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm..... blind people can hear stuff

  • @NecoArcie
    @NecoArcie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    The reason we all ain't dead after viewing 96's is because we all looking at his face at the same time through thumbnails or internet pics.
    96: *Confused Screaming*

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Captain TH-cam! exactly

    • @josephseed9716
      @josephseed9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      96: *splits in half for multiple kills*

    • @greenv0lt
      @greenv0lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Devin Kase3
      Oh god he pulled a 173 revised.

    • @mythicalstoryteller81
      @mythicalstoryteller81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@josephseed9716 96 can do mitosis. We're all doomed

    • @xaniel6639
      @xaniel6639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or because it isnt real

  • @AndrewwWilson
    @AndrewwWilson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    “Has a 100% kill rate”
    SCP 682: no

  • @humann3265
    @humann3265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Who would win?
    A SCP known for killing and eating his prey alive ferociously for simply glancing at his face?
    *Or a guy with a bag.*

    • @baleycus
      @baleycus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      boi with a bag

    • @andriel2519
      @andriel2519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Important question, did the guy with a bag look at scp-096 face?

    • @ziepex7009
      @ziepex7009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      H U M A N huntz Boi with bag

    • @BeansOnButter
      @BeansOnButter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends if the guy with the bag viewed 096's face before he put the bag on

    • @minisoul01
      @minisoul01 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bag

  • @gorillaman3349
    @gorillaman3349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Dude i gotta see why my brothers crying in the other room

    • @athenakilgore2396
      @athenakilgore2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don't think you wanna know...

    • @kevinboyle3104
      @kevinboyle3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t get it

    • @kaden5282
      @kaden5282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha i get it your saying you look like scp 096

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kevin Boyle 096’s presence is know (and recognized) for the crying he does in his neutral status.
      Basically ‘someone’ is crying, and it could be 096.

    • @poopypoppy5249
      @poopypoppy5249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You should see the look on his face

  • @inmyhead7577
    @inmyhead7577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    How to be scp 096
    #1 get skinny
    #2 drink milk
    #3 go crazy
    #4 *atacc*

    • @sometffurry
      @sometffurry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Instructions unclear, became Peanut boi

    • @standusermemecrusaderstand7607
      @standusermemecrusaderstand7607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      False, I became the fucking GUARD again.

    • @dinotheruler1690
      @dinotheruler1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      instruction unclear:
      #5 Shave off all of your hair
      #6 Get yourself Wolverine's skeleton.

    • @itsenderhehe
      @itsenderhehe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FALSE, I BECAME A D-PERSONNEL.

    • @inmyhead7577
      @inmyhead7577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sometffurry noooo
      How to be a peanut
      #1 sleep in a peanut shape bed
      #2 eat peanut butter
      #3 master standing still
      #4 *atacc*

  • @coffee4682
    @coffee4682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    *Ribs are showing fully through the skin of the torso.*
    " _Mild_ malnutrition."

    • @Spartan_Mirai-330
      @Spartan_Mirai-330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mild more like ultimate majoris

    • @notbob1163
      @notbob1163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mild malnutrition?
      No no you are wrong there brother
      It's fucking starved

  • @jakethereaper2060
    @jakethereaper2060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Me:*shows scp 096 pic of him self*
    Scp 096:*commits suicide*
    Announcer:GAME

    • @sekaijohnson9242
      @sekaijohnson9242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Slay3r Playz freaking smart

    • @WynnofThule
      @WynnofThule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sekaijohnson9242 STONKS

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sekaijohnson9242 Except hes blind....

    • @clee1227
      @clee1227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadysam7161 no proof of that claim

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@clee1227 Its stated that they tried making SCP-096 stare at a mirror, and while it did, it did nothing, thats what I mean by it being blind.

  • @Jaxbidd
    @Jaxbidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    "This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions."
    Me: JFC THANK THE STARS ABOVE

    • @maxsecondchannel2613
      @maxsecondchannel2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait so when you draw 096 there's no reaction

    • @gordon_freeman2542
      @gordon_freeman2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maxsecondchannel2613 yes

    • @Bemis201
      @Bemis201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Someone had to die to draw the first artistic depictions

    • @trashman966
      @trashman966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ooooooh its so that the artists who draw scp-096 can be "safe" from the scp. ha. ha. ha.

    • @trashman966
      @trashman966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      is this demonitized? it should be

  • @PunishedCreepswork4
    @PunishedCreepswork4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4177

    ayyy, had fun being the PTSD guy.

    • @ponyempiresunite9702
      @ponyempiresunite9702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@DoomSlayerLoreAccurate And destroy a 5 km radius and have nuclear fallout scatter across everywhere? Yeah, what a great idea.

    • @ponyempiresunite9702
      @ponyempiresunite9702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DoomSlayerLoreAccurate Keep in mind that it is indestructible. So a hydrogen bomb ain't gonna do jack shit. As the song goes, "It's the end of the world as we know it." and the world will end if this happened.

    • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
      @DarthDestructusTheSithLord 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good work, mate. That was pretty good

    • @avelociraptorfromjurassicp8695
      @avelociraptorfromjurassicp8695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait when the the guy was talking about how it was dismembering his teammate’s leg on the blanked out part did it mean scp 096 was fucking his teammate

    • @captainpepsi353
      @captainpepsi353 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck yea ur here

  • @stoneforest2639
    @stoneforest2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    13:59 you can tell the voice actor isn't allowed to yell in his house. i like this guy.

  • @playltimow8076
    @playltimow8076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    So basically you're telling me that SCP-096's skeleton is made out of bedrock from minecraft?
    *ok.*

    • @Jimmeh
      @Jimmeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Just go into creative mode and left klick him once :)

    • @alexander5937
      @alexander5937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oof

    • @deoce
      @deoce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah, its more like an enderman

    • @saucyrooster1192
      @saucyrooster1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OK.

    • @dontpanic3642
      @dontpanic3642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He is basically an albino person off steroids using creative mode

  • @doyouhaveanyregrets
    @doyouhaveanyregrets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    The voice acting for SCP-096-1 had me dying

    • @guy6074
      @guy6074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is 96-1??

    • @doyouhaveanyregrets
      @doyouhaveanyregrets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sir Harajio the experiment subject at 11:12

    • @whenyououynehw9338
      @whenyououynehw9338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@doyouhaveanyregrets oh shitshitshit *WHAT THE FUCK*

    • @pompeythepresumptuous1794
      @pompeythepresumptuous1794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s more dangerous than the scp

    • @Maygore
      @Maygore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@guy6074 Anybody who viewes 096's face will turn into 096-1

  • @aydinbird3358
    @aydinbird3358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    I want a D-class to put on a blindfold, go into 096's chamber, and hug him.

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You seem to think that this thing has thoughts and feelings. Needless to say, it does not.

    • @TitovIgorBro
      @TitovIgorBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@samlevy9897 It's got some nice booty tho

    • @nevermind3220
      @nevermind3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@samlevy9897 check out scp 96 vs scp 49....
      He has emotion

    • @davidmullally4792
      @davidmullally4792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If you checked the cross test between 049 and 096, then a light may be shown in regards to 096 having feelings.

    • @supermouse73
      @supermouse73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Sam Levy
      The guy is crying like all the time, I think it can be assumed he’s sad

  • @animefbi5460
    @animefbi5460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    You did an amazing performance of 05-1. Seriously you can hear the raw emotion in his voice as he rips into Dr Elexi. He isn't just angry, that word doesn't do what he's feeling justice. He sounds so furious about the lives that were lost during the breach

    • @blunthonesty8633
      @blunthonesty8633 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounded like he was a fraction of a second off shooting Elexi himself there. SCP Illustrated is great at doing the voiceovers.

  • @ShadowHawk69420
    @ShadowHawk69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1121

    *BuT If YoU Are In SpAcE AnD LoOk At A PiCtUrE Of ThE ScP WIlL He FlY tO SpAcE ???*

    • @ziggdhrixr9896
      @ziggdhrixr9896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I DoNT kNOw WIlL hE?

    • @MuseOfTheMoose
      @MuseOfTheMoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Volunteer as a Class-D, try it and find out

    • @ShadowHawk69420
      @ShadowHawk69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      *ThAt Is A pErFeCt IDeA, ILl CoMmIt MaSs mUrDeReR tO GeT PiCkeD bY ThE FuNdAtIoN aNd GeT KiLleD bY sUpPeR sHyGuY In SpAcE !!!!*

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      If someone on the ground saw 96's face as he was flying up even if it wasn't fully visible wouldn't that result in alot more people being killed?

    • @ShadowHawk69420
      @ShadowHawk69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HmMmMmM...

  • @net6403
    @net6403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    *the whole video*
    *me at 2am going downstairs for pickles*

    • @sometffurry
      @sometffurry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me all the time

    • @mangored209
      @mangored209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's 1:41. Here. 9

    • @rachillesibayan4684
      @rachillesibayan4684 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom M is he real?

    • @Beans-wr3hu
      @Beans-wr3hu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *”it shows no sign of higher brain functions”*

    • @masonwolf1934
      @masonwolf1934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No , he’s fake lol. He’s just joking if he was.

  • @astraanims
    @astraanims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Just use incognito, that way he can’t find you.

    • @Cognitolizard
      @Cognitolizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      *096 Has Joined The FBI*

    • @shmirks7733
      @shmirks7733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @RedL39
      @RedL39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      scp 096 wants to know your location even though your in incognito mode

    • @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool
      @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      comments as scp 096 follows me: IT SMELLS LIKE ASBESTOS HERE
      096: obviously confused bc stops following-
      me: asbestos if broken can make strings of fibers that can end up in your lungs that can give you lung cancer, mesothelioma, and asbestosis
      096: goes back to following-
      me: :I boi i understand, you have very sensitive mental feelings that tell you to be hostile and cause a mass genocide just to one person. i will just close my eyes and walk towards you and look smaller to show you are more stronger than me.
      096: sees them avoid eye contacts/ face contact, and make them selves look smaller- - walks away -

    • @sebastianhendzel6786
      @sebastianhendzel6786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He'll find a way... he always will

  • @WernerKvalstad
    @WernerKvalstad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    everyone: NO, YOU CAN'T JUST RELEASE SCP-096 TO PROVE A POINT
    DR.Oleksei and DR.Dan: haha, photo go BRRRR

    • @demarcus2221
      @demarcus2221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You shouldve put
      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A AA A A AAAAAAAAAA*
      Instead of brrr

    • @weebscp0966
      @weebscp0966 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      photo go huAUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha, SCP-096 go BRRR

  • @kamikaziwastaken
    @kamikaziwastaken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    I'm not scared of SCPs easily but when I heard this thing ripped an 8-month-old kid apart and eaten the kid, that actually makes me disturbed.

    • @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
      @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Ryan Piwonski Got the reference, and yes creps me the fu$# out o.O

    • @zachwatson2824
      @zachwatson2824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's normal for me. But i'm probably chaotic

    • @aufarnurcahya4064
      @aufarnurcahya4064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Corparolfury16 61 anyone know what the origin of 096 is from?

    • @ratheonhudson3311
      @ratheonhudson3311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SCP-096 is not a people person. It'd be terrible at garden parties... Tear-able people I mean

    • @soggytoast666
      @soggytoast666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A person in history actually did that and then ate him

  • @guestcomfirmed1299
    @guestcomfirmed1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I dont understand why whenever it's in containment just keep the bag over its head tape it on

    • @guestcomfirmed1299
      @guestcomfirmed1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Novalus Solus tape and super glue it or weld it on

    • @dewannabe8845
      @dewannabe8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Flair bruh that thing rips apart tanks you think some glue will keep it on?!

    • @_dekorion
      @_dekorion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@guestcomfirmed1299 he'll rip it off, don't forget were talking about the monster that almost killed the strongest thing alive, and due to frustration he will kill everyone in the same room as him even if they don't look

    • @guestcomfirmed1299
      @guestcomfirmed1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@_dekorion hm good point but the foundation is crazy they'll probably try to make it out of scp 173

    • @_dekorion
      @_dekorion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@guestcomfirmed1299 that's true, there crazy

  • @ajrr980
    @ajrr980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    SCP: *wastes criminal lives and employees' lives like water*
    Scp employee: *does the same*
    SCP: we don't do that here.

    • @crispwhitesheets2175
      @crispwhitesheets2175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The Difference is that the SCP was intentionally sent out to prove a point to which it went on a brutal rampage killing hundreds if captured on film and spread on the internet Billions would be wipes out. So the Scientists deserved the execution for almost causing the apocolypse.

    • @omegawilliam9571
      @omegawilliam9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And the foundation mostly uses criminals, so they kinda deserve it.

    • @frisk7951
      @frisk7951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bloodbone except the scp could have caused an entire apocalypse which could have caused millions of people to die if a news station or somebody took a picture of it.

    • @PenguDengu523
      @PenguDengu523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Difference is, Oleskai and Dan were gay lovers

    • @silexaraele8070
      @silexaraele8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everett Columbus what does that have to do with this?

  • @jackcr2477
    @jackcr2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Damn, the scramble gear could've worked if they'd just had a screen on the inside like vr gear, and a camera on the front. Chip scrambles what the camera records, then sends the finished, scrambled video feed to the screen. Sure, there'd be a slight delay, but better than angering 096

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      that's... what it is. except there is a nanosecond of unfiltered 096 face cause computers simply aren't fast enough, so it still goes rage mode

    • @jackcr2477
      @jackcr2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@localidiotnumber792
      That obviously isn't what it is. Light goes into the camera, is turned into data. That data is scrambled, then turned back into light. The light goes from the screen to the eyes. With that setup, it's physically impossible for "a nanosecond of unfiltered 096 face" to be displayed

    • @brysonholt7267
      @brysonholt7267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jackcr2477 ur saying physically impossible to a world where this dude exists

    • @jackcr2477
      @jackcr2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@brysonholt7267
      The simple laws of physics aren't different when dealing with non-anomalous objects

    • @cuentopia-senolore1021
      @cuentopia-senolore1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The scp foundation wants to know your location
      accept Deny

  • @sinception5034
    @sinception5034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    i was legit freaked out to look out my window for a week because i thought this thing would be in the distance

    • @ananddhanola4623
      @ananddhanola4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Calm down its fake
      I looked at its face and-

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We all know scp is just fiction

    • @1FenFen1
      @1FenFen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *"Flint Lockwood!"*

    • @1FenFen1
      @1FenFen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Ammar Faeyza Athalloh Thats me. I want my limited edition LEGO Batman set back

    • @ultimatetrashboy419
      @ultimatetrashboy419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zar1536 scp 096: hello there

  • @zqueaky7102
    @zqueaky7102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    SCP-096: You can't beat me,
    Security Guard: I know, but he can.
    *"Man In The Mirror" by Michael Jackson starts to play*

    • @paradoxous6497
      @paradoxous6497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E

    • @Tom-hz1pi
      @Tom-hz1pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

    • @SCP-hu8hm
      @SCP-hu8hm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dylan Lockhead it will smash the mirror but SCP’s 96 won’t kill him self.

    • @haylofn5908
      @haylofn5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

  • @lordjafon7234
    @lordjafon7234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Mild malnutrition eyy? Would love to see what the hell major malnutrition looks like.

    • @RaySpartan315
      @RaySpartan315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jdog It would probably be the last thing you see, if you catch my drift LOL

    • @WiiWarrior933
      @WiiWarrior933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ha history joke

    • @morganemsley9354
      @morganemsley9354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @vibes6732
      @vibes6732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      eugenia cooney

    • @MrZog33
      @MrZog33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A pile of dust.
      A PILE OF DEADLY DUST!

  • @bronzb3ard311
    @bronzb3ard311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    If ever there was an SCP TV series this would be a kick-ass first season

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    Dr: Literally is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of people, all for the sake of proving a point.
    Dr: Also shows absolutely no remorse
    SCP High Command: "Death penalty."
    Dr: *W H A T ! ?*

    • @cammyman32
      @cammyman32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Amazing Autist Dr: Shocked Pikachu Face

    • @lobit1566
      @lobit1566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I mean the doctor did it to show that 096 is to dangerous to be alive thats why the doctor got the termination order and then the death penalty

    • @Blaze-xe8cl
      @Blaze-xe8cl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@lobit1566 yeah but he almost caused a end of the world senario or at least end of city

    • @Altragon
      @Altragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I think Dr. Oleksei was in the wrong because he genuinely thought every death was worth it. while Dr. Dan showed remorse and admitted he did something wrong, but still believed that had he thought it through he would be more in the right. Dan understood the risks however I think he could have done things differently (he seemed dead set on doing the task so him not doing it is out of the question).

    • @thegodamnbatman9022
      @thegodamnbatman9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Altragon Blame the 05's that wanted to keep the damn thing. They are all a bunch of hypocrites. They are just as much to blame for keeping it instead of killing it allowing for such a scenario to occur in the first place. They should all place a gun in their head and pull the trigger.

  • @chaosdiesel9684
    @chaosdiesel9684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    I’d love for a movie to be made about SCP.

    • @eqeqeqe9547
      @eqeqeqe9547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Containment breach?

    • @chaosdiesel9684
      @chaosdiesel9684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ewan Von Hindenberg yeah. I think it could be good with the right director.

    • @amereapostleofjimpickens1547
      @amereapostleofjimpickens1547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Imagine Steven Spielberg making that? Boi, wouldn't that be a bloody banger

    • @jacksonbaldwin5800
      @jacksonbaldwin5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cabin in the woods is kinda like it

    • @chaosdiesel9684
      @chaosdiesel9684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bleach _ shots_on_me yes and no. Cabin in the woods was good but this would be better.

  • @positivefingers1321
    @positivefingers1321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Runs through wall: doesn’t care
    Runs through car: doesn’t care
    Runs into chuck Norris: sorry man let’s talk about insurance

    • @nerfshooter4216
      @nerfshooter4216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      XD chuck Norris should be a SCP

    • @Cognitolizard
      @Cognitolizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *Shaggy Wants To Know 096’s Location*

    • @srsherman7390
      @srsherman7390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Positive Fingers 😆

    • @kiannn_8728
      @kiannn_8728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      is that seriously a chuck norris joke in 2019

    • @poker8086
      @poker8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omae wo shinderu

  • @youss7317
    @youss7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Dr Oleksei: Almost Causes a world senario
    Also Dr Oleksei: THIS WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO!

    • @idkidk5211
      @idkidk5211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      phew that was close! Dr Oleksei almost made a world!

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean an XK-class end of the world scenario?

  • @pooploop9404
    @pooploop9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

    SCP-096 containment breaches: blind people: *kalm*
    SCP-173 containment breaches: blind people: *panik*
    Cheez, 7 months and only 1.3k likes lol

    • @marieparisi4522
      @marieparisi4522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What is scp-173

    • @mikemass6467
      @mikemass6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@marieparisi4522 a concrete statue that will snap your neck if you aren't making eye contact with it

    • @remyc-g6571
      @remyc-g6571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@mikemass6467 I thought that was only if you broke eye contact. So if you never made eye contact you'd be fine.

    • @mikemass6467
      @mikemass6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@remyc-g6571 no hes like a weeping angel, if you make direct eye contact he cannot move. But the split second you break that eye contact he goes straight for your neck and snaps it. If your in the same room as him a simple blink will get you killed by him

    • @MrThing-md8ks
      @MrThing-md8ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@mikemass6467 he can only travel 27 mph so if you're in a room that's 50x50 it would take 3 blinks to get you killed

  • @axo3940
    @axo3940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Just put it in a room with mirrors.
    Mirrors as the walls
    Mirrors as the floor
    Mirrors as the ceiling

    • @toesnatcher48
      @toesnatcher48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Omg we had the same idea

    • @CommanderZer
      @CommanderZer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Make it kill itself? Okay... *Starts working until killed by a sniper*
      MTF: Employee [Data REDACTED] terminated.

    • @CommanderZer
      @CommanderZer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Whis then how does it find you? It has to see to run in a straight line.

    • @RaySpartan315
      @RaySpartan315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Commander 875Zer0 The voices in its head tells it where to go....
      Nah I’m just messing with you

    • @CommanderZer
      @CommanderZer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RaySpartan315 voices? I find that hard to believe when it doesn't even mention voices.

  • @lucked3180
    @lucked3180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Fun fact as a former crew member about black hawks:
    A UH-60 blackhawk travels comfortably at a cruising speed of around 140 KIAS, or 161 MPH. If the helicopter can keep pace at a 30 degree nose down angle, travelling along the desert and allowing that sniper to "take the shot" so to speak, and shy guy is still accelerating, that means he is exceeding speeds of 160 KIAS to 200 KIAS ,or 184 MPH to 230 MPH, respectively.

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Holy shit he’s fast

    • @aldooze
      @aldooze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      My morning warm up sprints.

    • @overlord6850
      @overlord6850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He's a fast boi

    • @DaRkLoRdZoRc
      @DaRkLoRdZoRc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Funny enough, that's actually much *slower* than I was expecting.

    • @snubcube
      @snubcube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is the reincarnation of Sonic.

  • @MrzRoxy
    @MrzRoxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Blind guy: have you seen my dog *PETS SCP 096* oh there you are.
    Scp 096: what the hell.

    • @habibasaeed772
      @habibasaeed772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thanks for the small laugh i really needed one

    • @yada4444
      @yada4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Hey.. what happened to your hair?”

    • @iszes
      @iszes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yada4444 "Meow?"

  • @SCP--cc9tn
    @SCP--cc9tn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    *sees photo of scp 096 in a plane*
    Ha get Me now!
    *sees it running on the wing trying to get to me* What the fu-
    (Edit: Jaysus chhroist 1k likes)

    • @joseescobedo3265
      @joseescobedo3265 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What I wash video

    • @marcp8953
      @marcp8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      How the fuck did it even get up there though?

    • @chanteltaylor1274
      @chanteltaylor1274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @trevordavis6830
      @trevordavis6830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Marc P Either it secretly has the ability to fly or can jump insane distances, which considering it can break through any known material and run way faster than 20mph that wouldn’t be too surprising

    • @majorgeneraljohnson8212
      @majorgeneraljohnson8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *SCP 096 stands up from the back seat at the end of a plane and walks over to you*

  • @_BeefBastard_
    @_BeefBastard_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    SCP 096: *in space finally at peace*
    Me:*looks at it*
    Months later
    SCP:*riding a mini asteroid* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAA
    me: HOLY SHI-

    • @baconlegend4217
      @baconlegend4217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      lol

    • @turkey9335
      @turkey9335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@baconlegend4217 bacon legend I was your 51 subscriber

    • @TheWiggly
      @TheWiggly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dead

    • @creeperawman4779
      @creeperawman4779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Depressed_Soggy_Wet-Cookie *sees this 1 month later*

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      SCP: *destroys the earth*

  • @enigma6176
    @enigma6176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    Girl: Come over
    096: Can't, im screaming incoherently
    Girl: My parents aren't home
    096: 2:51

    • @operator_ace8502
      @operator_ace8502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      096:yEEt-

    • @oscarvazquez7814
      @oscarvazquez7814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nihilus scp-096: *outta my way outta my way*

    • @proraptor7291
      @proraptor7291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh 👌😂

    • @generic2021
      @generic2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Running to fuck you

    • @gluna3196
      @gluna3196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SiteDirector Peanut literally

  • @amymccutcheon1914
    @amymccutcheon1914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    So basically an enderman that can’t teleport

    • @proraptor7291
      @proraptor7291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thats correct

    • @proraptor7291
      @proraptor7291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And hes white

    • @amymccutcheon1914
      @amymccutcheon1914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds right

    • @scp-7954
      @scp-7954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      According to Game Theory, Endermen just run really, REALLY, fast

    • @SimplyJoeNathan
      @SimplyJoeNathan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Scp-096 is an enderman confirmed

  • @trentonmooore9857
    @trentonmooore9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Just imagine putting a picture of 096 on 173's face, that's instant death.

    • @pennypoolaw8422
      @pennypoolaw8422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A weapon too brutal for war

    • @josh_Car
      @josh_Car ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But just look at 173s feet

  • @chicomydawg
    @chicomydawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    *Sends SCP-096 into deep space*
    *aliens see it coming from planet Earth* "oh look, it's a hu-WHAT IS THAT?!"
    *Why aliens don't contact us*

    • @tometa166
      @tometa166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @mionikat
      @mionikat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh... So thats why aliens don't visit...

    • @mionikat
      @mionikat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @iiDriftin yaaaa
      Wait its a female dog!?
      Nooo poor doggo

    • @cygnus190
      @cygnus190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @iiDriftin you can't hide. Even in space he will find a way to kill you.

    • @cygnus190
      @cygnus190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Wring Bonnie With purple guy he will find a way. He always has.

  • @Qx5630gUgB
    @Qx5630gUgB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    30:33 when your friend sees you filming him while he's giving a presentation to the class

  • @user-vr2em8sr5w
    @user-vr2em8sr5w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    How to keep 096 secure and view its face:
    1. Make the walls out of bedrock
    2. Look at 096's face.
    3. Profit.

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      bedrock isnt invincible though

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@triangulum8869 BARIER BLOCK

    • @rumankriegthedrawer9240
      @rumankriegthedrawer9240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@vincezockt127 yes YES finally you FUCKING gineus you Saved hounreds you fucking mad man

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rumankriegthedrawer9240 hell yea Brother

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ok but scp-096 is in creative mode

  • @bigwsly
    @bigwsly 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I’m glad this is back, well deserved !

  • @Stefuu_
    @Stefuu_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Absolutly worth the wait on this Video. If you go back to your first Video of 096, it is clear that you show passion in your work. Great Job!

    • @Stefuu_
      @Stefuu_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Undeniable Luck thank you! Fixed it.

    • @bluecortex7077
      @bluecortex7077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Absolutely

    • @cereal9879
      @cereal9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi member

  • @Dars71
    @Dars71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    me on the moon: *looks at picture of SCP 096*
    me: ha get me now
    *scp 096 is on creative mode*
    me: o no

    • @frostythesharkpup2754
      @frostythesharkpup2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      /Deop SCP 096
      /Kill SCP 096
      /Ban SCP 096
      I saved you.Thank me later

    • @Dars71
      @Dars71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@frostythesharkpup2754 bruh he is the admin

    • @frostythesharkpup2754
      @frostythesharkpup2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dars71 343 is the admin

    • @Dars71
      @Dars71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frostythesharkpup2754 aint he just the god?

    • @WynnofThule
      @WynnofThule 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dars71 which is just an earth admin.

  • @loopyiguana8947
    @loopyiguana8947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Random guy that saw a picture of 096: oh no...
    Oh no...
    Oh no!
    096: OH YEAAAAAH

  • @masterdef2209
    @masterdef2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This takes the "beign shy is a superpower" to a whole new level

  • @nathanhudkins
    @nathanhudkins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Send a Class-D to the moon base with a picture of SCP-096 and see how he reacts on viewing. Make us this, please.

    • @saitama4425
      @saitama4425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Elon musk: here you go pal.
      Foundation: *E Lo N mU s k* H As *fUckInG* leT SCP 096 tO *fUckIng* *S P A C E*

    • @stewartlaird4571
      @stewartlaird4571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He'll just start flapping his arms until he takes flight

    • @brawnycrusader9789
      @brawnycrusader9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gaming With Nate what if it somehow gets up there and it’s a blood moon or something and millions of people look at the moon at once

    • @WynnofThule
      @WynnofThule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stewartlaird4571 Oh god this is blursed

    • @holysalmon1651
      @holysalmon1651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Use scp [redacted] to teleport it to another galaxy

  • @tepaeeree7478
    @tepaeeree7478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Hey go ask that girl out bro!"
    "Ok.... AAAH SHE LOOKED AT ME!!! REEEEEEE DIEEE!!"

  • @dixie3601
    @dixie3601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    If SCP-096 has it's own habitat, there could be more than one.

    • @aturnedfirotent
      @aturnedfirotent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No he was a human that evolved to survive scp:[ R E D A C T E D ] since he has to look at scp 096 face he could kill him
      but when [ REDACTED] and [REDACTED] went on hiking trip to [ REDACTED] they took a picture #########.jpg tiny pixels were able to view scp 096s face.

    • @icicle8230
      @icicle8230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aturnedfirotent mate did you have a stroke?

    • @shingojira6612
      @shingojira6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@icicle8230 that is called censorship of sensitive info

    • @user-ru9wf4yx7r
      @user-ru9wf4yx7r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aturnedfirotent it evolved to survive scp 15##. #= unknown character.

    • @bad.at.videogames.5514
      @bad.at.videogames.5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      his habitat are the mountians

  • @T.V_boi
    @T.V_boi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    096-1, viewing 096's face: *gets in rocket ship and goes to space*
    096: *Confused screaming*

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah,he'll just go to nasa and hijack a rocket to come at you.

    • @thememelord6510
      @thememelord6510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nigga he’ll just jump

    • @LowkeyJouta
      @LowkeyJouta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thememelord6510 god I just imagine this hilarious image of 096 jumping like fucking Superman into space

    • @kadzu1
      @kadzu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He can run so fast that he reaches escape velocity, he then jumps at the speed of 99.999%repeating light, then ya donezo

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirshartsalotxvii even in death your spirit will be chased down by the restlessness of 096

  • @jonny5955
    @jonny5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    D-Class: Goes to space station
    D-Class: Looks at image of Scp-96
    Scp-96: Builds Rocket
    r/dankmemes: Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • @Minuano420
    @Minuano420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    24:23
    SCP-096: "Fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp. Come here."

  • @MrSailorboykelly
    @MrSailorboykelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Can possibly kill all life on Earth if pixels of face is shown on the news.
    SCP foundation: object Class Euclid

    • @Foxboy420
      @Foxboy420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Country Muscle Kelly I think it’s because dr Dan and the other guy knew it’s full power

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Country Muscle Kelly wow, u r fucking stupid. Object class is how easy it is to contain it. There are fucking safe things that can damage the world!

    • @cybernetic_general_crusader
      @cybernetic_general_crusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Euclid

    • @needing_ham
      @needing_ham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Spy149 *cough*

    • @jk-nz9bq
      @jk-nz9bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Katie Needham why cough? Hes correct. Object class is difficulty to contain

  • @felixnerdrum5837
    @felixnerdrum5837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Girl: Come over
    096: I can't I'm mad at this guy for looking at my fucked up face
    Girl: I saw a picture of you on the news
    096: 2:51

    • @Veggieeeeee
      @Veggieeeeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2:51 when her parents aren’t home

    • @krieg8943
      @krieg8943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Skiddadle skiddoodle You are now [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

    • @sometffurry
      @sometffurry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F L I N T L O C K W O O D

    • @tallerstond8105
      @tallerstond8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh, just a second!

  • @cinders5305
    @cinders5305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    O5-1. The damn Founder himself. Holy hell, you know things are serious when he shows up.

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Rednat frot, I don’t think 05-1 is the founder. The founder wouldn’t deal with something like that personally, unless it coul- oh wait, 096 getting out _could_ have caused an XK. Yeah, that’s probably the Founder

    • @leonh4799
      @leonh4799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he just made up that part
      I feel like he got the personalities of the 05 wrong

    • @sephrosemary
      @sephrosemary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They don't have known personalites, since there is no cannon you could say that all 05's constatly dance like a chicken while screaming "PEANUTS" and be right.

    • @leonh4799
      @leonh4799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are Anonymous true but it didn’t feel right

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Leon H I think he got it right I mean “the greater good” doesn’t mean shit when you could have killed everyone so him being that mad at them for doing something so stupid would actually be reasonable

  • @Mr_Earthy
    @Mr_Earthy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    tbh it feels so weird seeing this video have 3.7 million views and only 7 comments from what i can see

    • @Tyler-n5u
      @Tyler-n5u 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's because the video got taken down by TH-cam bots because of the scene at 23:16

  • @A_Cool_Tunafish
    @A_Cool_Tunafish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    How the hell did it take down big brother? Did he throw a rock at it

    • @JenkoRun
      @JenkoRun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      He probably jumped at it

    • @Tundra-27
      @Tundra-27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      If he can jump that high, then well no one is safe, *NO ONE*

    • @richardmaxwell4923
      @richardmaxwell4923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Unless you in heaven or hell. Unless it's smart enough to kill itself.

    • @Delathers2651
      @Delathers2651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Who knew white Boiz could jump so high.

    • @pcat4064
      @pcat4064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Imagine a D-class see 096 from the moon. Would 096 throw a rock at the moon or jump to it

  • @yuttas7525
    @yuttas7525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    Who would win?
    A military unit greater than any other on earth that handles containing anomalous entities
    Some angry boi
    Edit: how tf this get so much likes. weird flex but ok

    • @Adam-wy7mj
      @Adam-wy7mj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ANGERY boi has a regenerative abikitys and bine durability thay makes wolverine look like a. Chump. And has infinite stamina

    • @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482
      @tudoraragornofgreyscot8482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      r/woooooooosh

    • @porbus2532
      @porbus2532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Some ANGREY LANKEY BOI

    • @wire3005
      @wire3005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      r/woosh

    • @LUkindaLost
      @LUkindaLost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Some boi with crippiling depression

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Who would win:
    An organization of highly trained people who contains many dangerous things and is funded/supported by multiple government agencies and have many dangerous weapons and other stuff
    Or...
    One lanky boi who cries...

    • @duckseasun4324
      @duckseasun4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ME :D

    • @phennexs
      @phennexs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Epik DABBER one screamy boi

    • @lamia2087
      @lamia2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there not actually backed up by government thats why if they have the time their power is limitless

    • @MyNokiaN73ME
      @MyNokiaN73ME 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It all started when this boi got bullied at school and picekd up a gun.

    • @generic2021
      @generic2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe a snappy boi

  • @decthebox1105
    @decthebox1105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    096: *breaches containment*
    MTF forces: *make people wear blind folds so they dont see him*
    kerens: YoU cAnT mAkE mE wEaR bLiNd FoLd

    • @h2302
      @h2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MTF: *aggressively shoots karen*

    • @notbob1163
      @notbob1163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karen:
      Gets terminated faster than light itself

    • @shadowninja7711
      @shadowninja7711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MTF: On the bright side that's one less person to deal with

    • @arteckjay6537
      @arteckjay6537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every idiot in the crowd: "This blind fold mandate is attacking my freedoms"

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arteckjay6537 at least the blindfolds work

  • @chibiboi2847
    @chibiboi2847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    When you see "snow" in a sunny picture...
    Pray to Peanut...

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pray to our holy peanut.
      Nevermind you're fucked anyway.

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leon 228 is rather have my neck snapped than be dismembered

    • @Goose_frog
      @Goose_frog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's you brawlstars tag

  • @cheezymatt890
    @cheezymatt890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    SCP-096 exists
    Enderman
    I'm about to end this whole man's career

    • @mysta9656
      @mysta9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SCP 096: *uno reverse card*

    • @MS-nb2zg
      @MS-nb2zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The thing is: u can kill an enderman

    • @kaden5282
      @kaden5282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      at least the enderman can teleport

    • @emberprime1015
      @emberprime1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No matter how fast tsundere guy goes he can't catch up with his senpai

    • @saechiru6750
      @saechiru6750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EmberPrime 101 :(

  • @EvelynH-tj1qt
    @EvelynH-tj1qt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Me: *gluing picture of 096 in a child's find the difference book*

    • @shortsentral
      @shortsentral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wesley223332 NOOOO

    • @stoked4015
      @stoked4015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      What the f is wrong with you

    • @eu5553
      @eu5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHA

    • @marasmus9278
      @marasmus9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stoked4015 no u

    • @MsDeviantartist
      @MsDeviantartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me with a recording of 096:
      That's not going to to any thing if the child can't find him

  • @terrarianender
    @terrarianender 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The scene with Oleksei and O5-1 was seriously intense. I love how you can hear 1 trying to keep this calm and professional, but then at 35:24 he realizes Oleksei and Dan's intentions, their lack of remorse for their actions, and the threat this posed to not just the Foundation personnel, not just the civilians, but potentially the entire human race if this event had gone public. Definitely one of the best narrated parts of any entry posted on this channel.

  • @ozeej2258
    @ozeej2258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I would like to see him against my sharpness IV diamond sword

    • @theskitsdump7728
      @theskitsdump7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Absolutely genius. Should be standard issue in the future for all MTF personnel.

    • @jolarosa2921
      @jolarosa2921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get a armor he one shot no armors

    • @Sutaokami
      @Sutaokami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Iv sharpness diamond sword and thorns lll diamond armour

    • @thelunchking4069
      @thelunchking4069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SCP-096: /gamemode 1

    • @Lv-sl3rm
      @Lv-sl3rm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @catstar28 Y'all have swords and I've got Majima Goro right here.....

  • @thesliceproductions1473
    @thesliceproductions1473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Usain Bolt: I'm the fastest.
    096: Hold my... Umm... Incoherent... Scream...?

    • @shingojira6612
      @shingojira6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Sanik is seen crying in the lower edge of the camera*

    • @strayian6005
      @strayian6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold my unholy screech

    • @Fred-ox1vu
      @Fred-ox1vu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *cough cough* hold my fucking *cough* hold my bfg 9000

  • @funnylaughed7423
    @funnylaughed7423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    1:15
    When you’re eating mouthfuls of shredded cheese at 3 in the morning and someone turns the light on

    • @omegawilliam9571
      @omegawilliam9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the actual hell?

    • @facilityguard970
      @facilityguard970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *every 8 year old after they watch a herobrine video*

    • @masonhac
      @masonhac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is a depiction of my life

    • @devinrowe5281
      @devinrowe5281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so its you who keep eating my shredded cheese i have for cheese crisps

    • @facilityguard970
      @facilityguard970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone’s gonna die...

  • @changingupmychannelforabit9554
    @changingupmychannelforabit9554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    captain: the damn thing slaughtered my men it was horrible
    scientists: *elaborate*

  • @mychocotango
    @mychocotango 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Imagine if a Security guard mistook SCP-096 for SCP-173

    • @jeggabxii562
      @jeggabxii562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mighty Macaroni OH GOOOD :\

    • @Cognitolizard
      @Cognitolizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O hec

    • @krieg8943
      @krieg8943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      096: skiddadle skidacted your life is now [REDACTED]

    • @JordanW1101
      @JordanW1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mighty Macaroni question. So he is terminated using 173. What would happen is he stared at 173 and it couldn’t move and it stood stating 096 but 173 is immortal and be broken so what would happen?

    • @thereyb0urn44
      @thereyb0urn44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh he dead

  • @PeanutButter0004
    @PeanutButter0004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    24:22 you have failed the vibe check

    • @SCP-ep6np
      @SCP-ep6np 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;-;

    • @heycarlo4341
      @heycarlo4341 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;-;

    • @Macedonahue
      @Macedonahue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EEH ERH
      EEH ERH
      EEH ERH
      EEH ERH

    • @PeanutButter0004
      @PeanutButter0004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Anonymous Lemon it’s good 🤲 we gotta keep the peak comedy meme alive

    • @igravestonei
      @igravestonei 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ;-;