10 How To's That Will Blow Your Mind!

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  • @stevebop5524
    @stevebop5524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    I didn’t understand the “Piss off girls” part when I was 9 years old. I came back 6 years later, and MIND BLOWN! 🤯

    • @DiamondRadar
      @DiamondRadar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @troll guy I don't think you do

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @troll guy the wink gave me some vibe that only a perverted guy at their 70s could

    • @epicfafnir
      @epicfafnir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wathed this at 6 now 12 and i understand it.

    • @ganesanramakrishnan979
      @ganesanramakrishnan979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

    • @jicreianebriones5724
      @jicreianebriones5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @BOND, James BOND I already got it at 10

  • @rickyshan377
    @rickyshan377 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11085

    Tbh ryan higa is honestly the only youtuber who manages to make every single one of his videos funny and original. I swear he is the youtuber who puts the most effort into his vids--editing, script writing and characterization. Most youtubers just draft out shabby points and video themselves in front of a camera--no professional or unique editing skills. Done in 2-3 days. Ryan might take a long time but i prefer good quality over large quantity (where obviously not all is going to be great) You know a youtuber isn't that great when their content starts getting repetitive/boring. Eventually, you'll just unsuscribe. Honestly i find it really sad to see people straying from Ryan's videos. I'm not saying that all youtubers are bad, but some of them are really overrated. The reason why I respect Ryan so much is that he doesn't need to use vulgarities to make his videos funny. So many youtubers find the need to swear to get their views. And to be perfectly critical, it shows how shallow and uncreative they are, that they have to resort to foul language to make their audience laugh. A good comedian can engage the audience by sheer witty speech--no swearing needed. And that is why Ryan succeeds as a comedian.

    • @PK-qo1ww
      @PK-qo1ww 10 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      also there is Sean Will Derrick Greg helping aswell

    • @XtremeKillah101
      @XtremeKillah101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      agreed

    • @videodslrtutorial
      @videodslrtutorial 10 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      done in 2-3 days? Most TH-camrs make there videos in a few hours.
      I assume Ryan takes 2-4 days for a video.

    • @MyGamefreak0
      @MyGamefreak0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wow that was really sad and sentimental.... Man up brah

    • @quinnhumphrey3472
      @quinnhumphrey3472 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Some you tubers just do stupid stuff with a camera then post it that ticks me of

  • @MoanaLegends
    @MoanaLegends 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6138

    That last part BLUE my mind!

    • @eMeLeGe1007
      @eMeLeGe1007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      why are you saying blue so random you probably RED something wrong

    • @Mindyteehee
      @Mindyteehee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @ellennovo4450
      @ellennovo4450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      T_T no puns

    • @Creepkido
      @Creepkido 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i see you everywhere

    • @eleos5
      @eleos5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You just repeated what was in the video...

  • @AliFanClubb
    @AliFanClubb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    It’s not wasted time if you enjoyed it :)
    Have a wholesome day!

    • @vineethagopi6434
      @vineethagopi6434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice profile picture joker!

    • @ec2552
      @ec2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      another persona fan who watches ryan higa im not alone :D

    • @maxwellsequation4887
      @maxwellsequation4887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is a waste of time idiot

    • @theblaze5530
      @theblaze5530 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxwellsequation4887 so it is a waste of time if you have fun? I think you have never lived

  • @CezarBianu
    @CezarBianu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6403

    There is no one like you Ryan.

    • @sheikahchick9861
      @sheikahchick9861 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Your icon is AWESOME. Who is it?

    • @natsuisthebest9663
      @natsuisthebest9663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Sheikah Chick (sheikahchick) tsuna from hit man reborn i think

    • @geometricdominator1351
      @geometricdominator1351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your spelling disgusts me.

    • @seematariq4596
      @seematariq4596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +MartinTNT 902 You're dumb if you think pewds and Ryan r the same.

    • @khevishgya694
      @khevishgya694 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true

  • @emmaholston6104
    @emmaholston6104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    "Go for the testicles"
    I didn't see how we was getting around that one...
    but, man, I was wrong, he did it XD

  • @emoticonrabbit9969
    @emoticonrabbit9969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4417

    I realized that his microphone was made from tissue roll and some cloth

    • @nightnationssounds4912
      @nightnationssounds4912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @Zatote
      @Zatote 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EmOtIcOn RaBBiT same

    • @mochafurvie
      @mochafurvie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EmOtIcOn RaBBiT Wow lol

    • @applejuicy1623
      @applejuicy1623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wrong it’s his actual microphone it’s connected to the computered

    • @markus5309
      @markus5309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EmOtIcOn RaBBiT OMG NOW THAT YOU SAY THAT. IT CHANGED EVERYTHING

  • @doosiekatt1932
    @doosiekatt1932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    Why is no one paying attention to the fact that Erica thought Ryan was gay

    • @danielg1461
      @danielg1461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      doosiekatt was looking for this comment

    • @zeyy84
      @zeyy84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Wait is there a video for this
      Edit: it's in this video lmao 1:04

    • @kaonashiyakuza
      @kaonashiyakuza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She prolly thought he was with Sean 😄😄

    • @Skibiditoiletohiotoilet
      @Skibiditoiletohiotoilet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Made the likes and comments on this comment even

    • @robertthompson6352
      @robertthompson6352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Skibiditoiletohiotoilet how- the likes are at 739 (maybe less since you commented a week before this one) and there is only 3 other replies

  • @axiianiianiia6653
    @axiianiianiia6653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    *sees a random nigahiga video from years ago*
    ...
    *clicks on it*

  • @audieash2035
    @audieash2035 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5002

    The period jokes I'm crying

    • @sanixx3717
      @sanixx3717 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Audie Ash same

    • @cvn3499
      @cvn3499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      oh are you on your period?

    • @_spxrkly_4310
      @_spxrkly_4310 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Audie Ash I hate these 9 year olds

    • @jollyoldfellow4754
      @jollyoldfellow4754 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Audie Ash i havent gotten my period yet... im 11 😂😂😂😂

    • @sarathewise
      @sarathewise 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Squashy Rømance same

  • @sharkyrichardson8257
    @sharkyrichardson8257 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    Don't you hate it when your browser lags, and when you try to click the video you want, at that exact moment the internet catches up and you click an ad?

    • @koolgoose
      @koolgoose 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yesh, Happens to me too.

    • @TheSvj5047
      @TheSvj5047 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What's an ad? Lol adblock FTW

    • @aminrimawi7332
      @aminrimawi7332 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      * if your on chrome * download the ad blocker plus extension

    • @ShatteredDimensionz
      @ShatteredDimensionz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @TheSvj5047
      @TheSvj5047 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amin Rimawi but using any other browser is stupid af so yeah everyone should be using chrome.

  • @spichristopher
    @spichristopher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    That’s crazy on how I’m back 6 years later and I’m still watching the same dude, luvs u Ryan

  • @CindySun1234
    @CindySun1234 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    The last one blue me away.

    • @lakhmanmoktan1975
      @lakhmanmoktan1975 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      roses are red
      violets are blue
      I have a white glue..

    • @shadowviolets
      @shadowviolets 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Cindy Sun
      roses are red
      violets are red
      your yard is red
      your fence is red
      your garden is on fire

    • @JustMeAgain00
      @JustMeAgain00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOW RBCSIALDLOALXJ HWBZ J

    • @The_Nonchalant_Shallot
      @The_Nonchalant_Shallot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Cindy Sun daba dee

    • @The_Nonchalant_Shallot
      @The_Nonchalant_Shallot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're all pretty green in the joke industry. it scares me white sometimes. enough to turn me into a yellow belly coward of the comment section. Then again I could just send you all gift baskets for trying. After all, what can brown do for you? Also, I suck at this stuff.

  • @rkgrei
    @rkgrei 10 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    If roses are red and violets are blue, then by the commutative property, the color violet is actually blue, and what two colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet, and since violet is actually blue, that means you need red to make blue. But what makes red? The past tense of read, because the word you read more than any other word in this equation: blue. You read blue, creating violet. And because violets are actually blue, that proves that not only did I just blow your mind, but everything you just red (past tense) actually just blue your mind.

  • @laurajuarez-sanchez4169
    @laurajuarez-sanchez4169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Greg: How to be a really good voice narrator
    Ryan: HoW tO bE a ReAlLy GoOd VoIcE nArRaToR

  • @izzysucks2308
    @izzysucks2308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    as a younger girl, i never actually understood the “how to piss off a girl” jokes when i first saw this video (maybe about 2-3 years back) but now that i’m older i understand them to where they’re really funny in a way lmao

    • @RebornKaotic
      @RebornKaotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      izzy sucks same i was like what is he talking about when I was like 9

    • @idkwhat5492
      @idkwhat5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RebornKaotic damn you guys are young

    • @aleks72_6
      @aleks72_6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idkwhat5492 sure 15y is young but isn't that normal?

  • @mubii3309
    @mubii3309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    How can anyone hate this guy??!

    • @infoboutgtv4802
      @infoboutgtv4802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Guy fr

    • @i.at.g3995
      @i.at.g3995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Guy true

    • @crushjng1318
      @crushjng1318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t hate this guy but I hate the guy...roasted

    • @Zatote
      @Zatote 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they rlly wanted to know but watch this joke vid

    • @dandadruffphl8351
      @dandadruffphl8351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WWHIRLWIND _ | You just contradicted yourself.

  • @SirVesper
    @SirVesper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Thank me later. The poem says:
    Roses are red violets are blue then by the commutative property the color blue is actually violet and which two colors make violet? Red and blue which means you need red to make violet and since violet is actually blue then that means you need red to make blue. But what makes red? The past tense of read. Because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? Blue. You read blue creating violet and because violets are actually blue it proves not only did I just bow your mind but everything you just red(Past Tense) Actually just blue your mind. TEEHEE. (Leave a like if it helped)

  • @petrad2116
    @petrad2116 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    i actully want to buy the book XD

  • @ruuyin6586
    @ruuyin6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    This must be a part of the ‘literal’ series.

    • @Racoonma392
      @Racoonma392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As in captain literally? I really liked those sketches

    • @youcan_change_handle_3june_
      @youcan_change_handle_3june_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohh

    • @doode3000
      @doode3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These *blew* my mind alright

    • @MaroonEnigma777
      @MaroonEnigma777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said narrarator....not narrator ಥ‿ಥ

    • @aerbys
      @aerbys 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      made the likes 555

  • @cielogonzalez3272
    @cielogonzalez3272 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    At the last one (how to blow someones mind) my head started to hurt. 😐😐🙄

    • @pygmalion889
      @pygmalion889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *insert X-files

    • @markmendoza2641
      @markmendoza2641 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cielo gonzalez same 😥😥😥

    • @ef4253
      @ef4253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      cielo gonzalez of course your head would hurt, your mind was just blown!

    • @hamoudi291
      @hamoudi291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      cielo gonzalez cuz he blue your mind

    • @egzilla
      @egzilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cielo gonzalez same i was just confused

  • @mirekkkwtf
    @mirekkkwtf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    that ending was amazing

  • @danielle6506
    @danielle6506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2331

    2:54 i actually have math with a teacher named mr.anderson

    • @zeno5891
      @zeno5891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Danielle Hooks My last name is Anderson. 😂

    • @Tanzanight-yo9lw
      @Tanzanight-yo9lw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      “You have a math with a teacher” wow ok

    • @triciafradrick3731
      @triciafradrick3731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same - maths teacher

    • @am3iq.464
      @am3iq.464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have an engineering teacher named Mr. Anderson

    • @unusunus4613
      @unusunus4613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Danielle Hooks there's a horrible math teacher at my school named Mr Anderson 😂

  • @kasperallen6313
    @kasperallen6313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Ryan: how to revive a dead mouse
    Logan Paul: write that down, write that down!

    • @froooooooot
      @froooooooot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Charles the french 😂

    • @TheMemeSchemer
      @TheMemeSchemer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ryan said revive, Logan would try to mock

    • @froooooooot
      @froooooooot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      qbmp001 why did you reply to me if you're talking to the other person

    • @JiuWei_Mic
      @JiuWei_Mic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao charles the french refrence

    • @kylecheng3710
      @kylecheng3710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can revive a cryogenically frozen mouse with a microwave

  • @xdxp9558
    @xdxp9558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2341

    Remember "I got that power?"
    Well this is him now: GUCCI GANG
    Feel old yet?

    • @Aishathefula
      @Aishathefula 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Meme Tastes yoo I literally thought of gucci gang at that part 😹

    • @stemb-amoresrafael7958
      @stemb-amoresrafael7958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg youre a genius

    • @noalestertan1345
      @noalestertan1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tot im the only one who tot of this

    • @akashiseijuro8000
      @akashiseijuro8000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is where the inspiration came from (Gucci Gang)

    • @neeeeerajjj
      @neeeeerajjj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok boomer

  • @thememeiest5390
    @thememeiest5390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Swiss cheese has holes
    you have more cheese, you have more holes
    if you have more holes, you have less cheese
    therefore if you have more cheese, then you have less cheese

    • @dhirshukla9883
      @dhirshukla9883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      omg. 😂

    • @oskarxie1474
      @oskarxie1474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *brainfart

    • @stefane4581
      @stefane4581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Explosion reported in Geneva: 141 reported dead after a 12 year old teen’s brain exploded with the force of an atomic bomb.

    • @ballsucker89
      @ballsucker89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      URHYFHBNAIOERUGUAUIRGNAEB4G79AE4NARUGANFURABGNBUIAN RNGHIAWGBYAFYCARGHAQ234U8 BUIOC H8ACH RYJWBUYHKQ2GYQ27

    • @SarusCraneA7X
      @SarusCraneA7X 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THEN YOU NEED TO CUT THE CHEESE TO FILL THE HOLES WIT THE CUT CHEESE

  • @dylldoiid
    @dylldoiid 10 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    if roses are red, and violets are blue, and by the commutative property blue is actually violet, and what 2 colors make violet? Red and blue, which means you need red to make violet. and since you violets are blue that means you need red to make blue. but what makes red? the past tense of read because the word you read more than any other word in the equation? BLUE! you re[a]d blue creating violet, and because violets are actually blue, i didn't just blow your mind, i BLUE your mind.... boom

    • @Whodeyyy
      @Whodeyyy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But I'm Still Brown

    • @marleyali445
      @marleyali445 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      hah

    • @Padachugi
      @Padachugi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You for got the..... TEEHEE

    • @ttfno4923
      @ttfno4923 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So awesome i going to copy and past!

    • @nguyentutotet6509
      @nguyentutotet6509 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      :)))

  • @raghavsharma1748
    @raghavsharma1748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    that moment at 4:02 was when i realised the mic was actually a pop filter on a toiled paper roll

  • @jakubandrejfilcak257
    @jakubandrejfilcak257 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Nearly all of Ryan's videos are ingeniously though out, but the ending of this one truly shows the brilliance that is put into editing these videos.

  • @datunatopuria9091
    @datunatopuria9091 8 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I red ryans book and it blue my mind

  • @gracie8153
    @gracie8153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    1:04 did she said that he liked guys

    • @LaboratoryBeats
      @LaboratoryBeats 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea XD

    • @livvyakaolivia9046
      @livvyakaolivia9046 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Gracie no, she said " I thought you liked guys?"

    • @ianchang3892
      @ianchang3892 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alyssa Ishappy what's that girl name

    • @gracie8153
      @gracie8153 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alyssa Ishappy thats wht i meant to put lol

    • @tasnimhussain1572
      @tasnimhussain1572 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ian Chang Erica

  • @007lisle
    @007lisle ปีที่แล้ว +23

    10 years later it's still funny

  • @serknight7769
    @serknight7769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've been on TH-cam for years and I can't believe I just found this channel.

  • @ultimatehd1500
    @ultimatehd1500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Things that happened today
    1) my friend said he hated NigaHiga
    2) my friend got hit by a bus
    3) i lost my bus driving license

    • @vadiasyaharani1322
      @vadiasyaharani1322 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's creepy ... 😂

    • @arioniljazi4585
      @arioniljazi4585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Savage

    • @RameenNoodlesKUtube
      @RameenNoodlesKUtube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG THIS COMMENT MADE MY DAY!

    • @ultimatehd1500
      @ultimatehd1500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rameen Noodles :)

    • @ultimatehd1500
      @ultimatehd1500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WOW , i didnt expect this comment to get 15 LIKES , 15!!!
      i wanna thank everyone that liked it :)

  • @glowcitybluei.s9120
    @glowcitybluei.s9120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    How much I RED really BLUE my mind😐

  • @Platina_
    @Platina_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Ryan: "I got that power"
    Me: WE GOT THAT POWER! POWER!!
    He actually did predict a hit song lmaoo

    • @Sadius
      @Sadius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh

  • @hellocortez9745
    @hellocortez9745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    While i was in the hospital almost dying,my cousin showed me this video.I really liked it and it subscribed to you when I recovered ( from staying at the hospital for a month) and got home.Thanks for making me laugh Ryan!
    Edit:Holy crap 735 likes?!I thought no one would see.Anyways,I was telling the truth and I dont care if you think it is fake at least I know I am alive.

    • @kievtan6905
      @kievtan6905 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Cortez

    • @luizcruz6083
      @luizcruz6083 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello Cortez I thought you literally died💀...

    • @소금-e8c
      @소금-e8c 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Luiz Cruz but then he wouldn't be able to write this comment, now would he?

    • @luizcruz6083
      @luizcruz6083 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NoahTheGamer I meant die of laughter...

    • @hellocortez9745
      @hellocortez9745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blob Fish I had a tumor but then a dumb doctor did something wrong and I almost died

  • @briankrahn7596
    @briankrahn7596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    HA I WAS ABLE TO PAUSE MY SCREEN WHEN IT SAID I WASTED ONE SECOND MORE OF MY LIFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Oh wait..

    • @briankrahn7596
      @briankrahn7596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brian Krahn Shit I just wasted more of my life by trying for like 5 minutes to get it paused at the right time...And I just wasted more typing this comment.I need to stop this

    • @toasterrobot8566
      @toasterrobot8566 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Krahn Congrats, you waste even more by typing this comment

    • @randomoriannamain6945
      @randomoriannamain6945 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks a lot captain obvious..

    • @fatherfountain1906
      @fatherfountain1906 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MEGAQUIRK_ 13 yeah

    • @austinkingsley
      @austinkingsley 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MEGAQUIRK_ 13 when did it say that

  • @videakias3000
    @videakias3000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    how to make conspiracy theories:
    step 1:put circles at random parts of a video or photos
    step 2:say"this is not normal"

    • @fidsvids4610
      @fidsvids4610 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol so true

    • @alinamunir6933
      @alinamunir6933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      go watch shane dawson

    • @papyrus3650
      @papyrus3650 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +alina munir he is F*CKING gay!?!?!?!

    • @krila6770
      @krila6770 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hewwumayhongpiwahyheori... it will make sense if u read it again and again

    • @naruto1409sasuke
      @naruto1409sasuke 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Seeyalatah 159 c

  • @BenZinnar
    @BenZinnar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This dude has been my influence since childhood. Made my humor and got me into Asian culture. You BLUE my mind and RED my mind.

  • @musicmania1678
    @musicmania1678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    when you thought this was a legit video then saw that ryan posted it

    • @DMFM71
      @DMFM71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have to admit I thought that to

  • @YeImWafflezz
    @YeImWafflezz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    last one really did blow my mind

    • @sheyshey280
      @sheyshey280 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think you mean it Blue your mind ;)

  • @sidharthjain6761
    @sidharthjain6761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    The red blue one was the best

    • @danegger595
      @danegger595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sidharth Jain yes, it really was

    • @Mars8765
      @Mars8765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking no

    • @kotse10
      @kotse10 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sidharth Jain .

    • @aidencates3553
      @aidencates3553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It originally was at the end of his 2 mil video check it out it's at the end

  • @ooff129
    @ooff129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    oh my god after 5 yrs i finally got the “how to piss off a girl” joke

    • @David-in2xt
      @David-in2xt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does it mean

    • @xliemxlien09
      @xliemxlien09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@David-in2xt well it means the girl is on period and men straight is menstrual cycle and tem on is tampon

  • @samanthag1922
    @samanthag1922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    HOW TO READ MINDS:
    Step 1: Think about something
    BAM! You just read your own mind!

    • @blankneveragain
      @blankneveragain 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit I thought this was fake!

  • @shreelz3794
    @shreelz3794 10 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Just watched his illuminati video and now this one. I think it's safe to say that the intellect level of this channel is too much for me.
    But, I'll subscribe anyway.

    • @Muhammad-Jacobs699
      @Muhammad-Jacobs699 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here just watched the Illuminati video then watched this and subscribed right away.

    • @ashtingillurd4751
      @ashtingillurd4751 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The funniest part is that the Illuminatti video ACTUALLY a kind of makes sense

    • @ryukuz8167
      @ryukuz8167 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ashtin Gillurd
      Because its true.

  • @chrisd1068
    @chrisd1068 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    lol that end part

    • @infoboutgtv4802
      @infoboutgtv4802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chris d10 are you the potato he used to turn on the light?

  • @juancorona5618
    @juancorona5618 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9 years almost 10 years later.. i promised myself i wouldnt watch it till the 10 year mark idk man i wanna relive it i paused it at 0:01

  • @elizabethxiong8440
    @elizabethxiong8440 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    How To Piss Off A Girl was just too funny.

  • @kbubble13
    @kbubble13 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ryan.
    Your level of wit, humour and cleverness is a rare gift.
    Keep it up, man. For the good of humanity, please keep being you. :)

  • @Apache4339
    @Apache4339 10 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Here's a joke for you.
    4 guys get stranded on an island. A bunch of natives jump out and threaten to kill them. The men plead for their lives and then the cheif says " you can live if you pass the fruit test." The men are sent out to gather fruit.
    The first man comes back and has a banana. The cheif says " if you can shove the fruit in your rear without screaming, then you can live." So the man does what the cheif said and screams. The man is then decapitated.
    The next man comes back with a pomegranate and he is told the same thing. He of course fails and is killed as well. The third man comes back with a bunch of little berries. He is told the test and he starts to put berries in his rear end one by one. He then begins to laugh.
    He is killed and he meets his other 2 friends in heaven.
    The 2 men ask the third man "why were you laughing?"
    The man replied " the other guy was bringing a pineapple"

  • @johitrbl
    @johitrbl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Ryan: I got that power~~Power~~
    Exo: **shaking their heads**

  • @ILoveCreativity
    @ILoveCreativity 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    I am watching this in 2015...anyone else here or its just me alone

  • @ruijy4356
    @ruijy4356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Roses are red.
    My name is Dave.
    This poem makes no sense.
    Microwave.

  • @asfandkkhan
    @asfandkkhan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    1:56 lil pump when he's making his lyrics

  • @Fozzy10XT
    @Fozzy10XT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been binge watching your old vids Ryan, I forgot about this gem

  • @HeyAngel21
    @HeyAngel21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "wellllll... I'll see you in three to five days"
    "depending on flow"
    me: **dies laughing**

  • @strangedrake3093
    @strangedrake3093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    When it said "Kick His Balls" He only had one ball, So it is "Kick His Ball"

    • @rayankhan2851
      @rayankhan2851 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Please leave

    • @avaw99999
      @avaw99999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @brooklynnthiede2288
      @brooklynnthiede2288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mapoti

    • @amamiyakarin33
      @amamiyakarin33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @lilpwnr01
      @lilpwnr01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Off screen he kicked his other ball, he always carries 2 balls in his backpack, he was playing with one of them

  • @arsipantsu
    @arsipantsu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    The last one cracks me up everytime XD

    • @arsipantsu
      @arsipantsu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      not, the last one... the "how to be a really good voice narrator" one..

    • @dazuru6407
      @dazuru6407 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arsi Pantsu The 9th one.

    • @TyroneSteele
      @TyroneSteele 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      me too it is like a riddle and is sooo creative

    • @pars8574
      @pars8574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyrone Steele u

  • @iamummati
    @iamummati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He sure is not the youtuber we deserve but the youtuber we need, he sure is

  • @spartan117m15
    @spartan117m15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Roses are black, violets are black, that black guy is black, I'm colorblind......
    (Not really colorblind)

    • @lonelinessdestroyedme624
      @lonelinessdestroyedme624 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      spartan117m15 when youre colorblind you see everything like green and colors like that :) not black and white

    • @Pukes
      @Pukes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HailMetal Some people are completely Colorblind and cannot see any color other than Black and white.

    • @lonelinessdestroyedme624
      @lonelinessdestroyedme624 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makishima Yusuke yeah i know there are but not all .-. sorry

    • @soloskeleton754
      @soloskeleton754 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm fully colour blind I just see Colours wrong

    • @somestuff8969
      @somestuff8969 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      derpy duck If you're fully colour blind then you see black and white.

  • @fashista2001
    @fashista2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    after 3 years i finally understood 2:30 😂😂😂

    • @Jackbudy
      @Jackbudy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i still dont understand it

    • @Shintaims8
      @Shintaims8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      test-tickles

    • @Jackbudy
      @Jackbudy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ooooh

    • @tyrant3748
      @tyrant3748 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HOW DID YOU NOT GET THAT I knew it was test-tickles first go

    • @bananayumyum7166
      @bananayumyum7166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RaZzor TH-cam OMG YOUR SO AMAZING (#SaltyTC)

  • @ace1639
    @ace1639 9 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Violets are violet
    Not goddamn blue!

    • @Thisaccountisnotfake
      @Thisaccountisnotfake 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Roses Are Red
      Violets Are Blue
      God made me beautiful
      But Skipped over you!

    • @Xfactor7430
      @Xfactor7430 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      S3KTOR

    • @Jekker1435
      @Jekker1435 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      roses are red
      violets are blue
      i have five fingers
      and the third one is for you

    • @everfuryraptor7612
      @everfuryraptor7612 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alien Turd more like my blood is red your is too i have five fingers the middle on is for you

    • @xRecon
      @xRecon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's;
      Roses are red
      Here's something new
      Violets are violets
      Not f*cking blue! xD

  • @verticalmvs
    @verticalmvs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    1:53 "i got that power" is now really part of a song called POWER by EXO. so ryan can predict the future too

  • @jillanjuman2775
    @jillanjuman2775 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Test-tickle omggg deaddd xD

    • @olithomas133
      @olithomas133 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP

    • @aquaticllama7719
      @aquaticllama7719 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you're dead... How did you manage to post this?

    • @cjfaulkenberry3314
      @cjfaulkenberry3314 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Yuki Minato because she just blue your mind

    • @The_Nonchalant_Shallot
      @The_Nonchalant_Shallot 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +cj faulkenberry Yo listen up, here's a story... about a little guy that lives in a blue house... and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue... o.o sowwies

    • @jessethersthecociner8325
      @jessethersthecociner8325 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      So.....I Heard You Want Learn How To Read Minds.

  • @LizDance13
    @LizDance13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ryan is so smart, he always surprises me with how clever he is!

  • @joesweeney8398
    @joesweeney8398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    that moment when "I got that power" becomes your new jam

  • @SvanikSuri
    @SvanikSuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I didn't understand the girl getting pissed off when I was 7 years old and now I'm almost 13 and boom I understand everything
    Used to watch his videos a lot when I was a kid
    Good memories

  • @itcamefromthecloud
    @itcamefromthecloud 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Roses are rose
    Violets are violet.
    I have a box of 96 crayons.

    • @elwirawallin
      @elwirawallin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can I have sooome? (。◕ ∀ ◕。)

    • @Cake-bg9lc
      @Cake-bg9lc 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I have one too

    • @faxulty3326
      @faxulty3326 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Elwira Wallin lol

    • @Cake-bg9lc
      @Cake-bg9lc 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      IMISTERGAMER what?

    • @Neha-ue3uk
      @Neha-ue3uk 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Antifilms45 ummmmm

  • @lincolnmercedes7874
    @lincolnmercedes7874 9 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Sometimes when i close my eyes i cant see

    • @ABAB-zv4dm
      @ABAB-zv4dm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OMG I thought I was the only one!!😱😱

    • @lincolnmercedes7874
      @lincolnmercedes7874 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +AB123 AB123 so inspirational it left me in tears

    • @marybob6947
      @marybob6947 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +lincoln mercedes sometimes? for me, it's all the time. HOW CAN I FIX THIS

    • @danishqureshi8583
      @danishqureshi8583 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sometimes when I stab myself with a knife through the heart I die.
      also for some reason my tummy expands and contracts.
      also my hands are moving

    • @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442
      @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +AB123 AB123 in TH-cam you are never the only one

  • @ShadowZCloud
    @ShadowZCloud 10 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    If Roses are *red*, and *violets* are *blue*. And by the commutative property, the color *blue* is actually *violet*. And what do colors make *violet*? *Red & Blue*, which means you need *red* to make *violet* ~ and since *violet* is actually *blue*; that means you need *red* to make *blue*.
    What makes *Red*?
    - The past tense of *read*. Because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? *BLUE*
    You *RED BLUE*, creating *VIOLET*. And because *violets* are actually *blue*, it proves that not only did I just *blow* your mind; but everything you just *RED* (past tense), actually just... *BLUE* your mind.

    • @TokyoMyth
      @TokyoMyth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Thanks I watched the video muted.

    • @ShadowZCloud
      @ShadowZCloud 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My pleasure.

    • @coolo2929
      @coolo2929 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      awesome

    • @itamide8526
      @itamide8526 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** k.

    • @dqrkexodus9149
      @dqrkexodus9149 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darude-sandstorm

  • @abeernasim6817
    @abeernasim6817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Honestly the amount of puns in this video is mind blowing 😂😂😂😂

  • @saram.9613
    @saram.9613 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This guy. Messed up genius. I love you. Thank you for existing.

  • @therealpyromaniac4515
    @therealpyromaniac4515 10 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    that blue my mind at the end

    • @DraigaYT
      @DraigaYT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What I just red blew my mind... And because red=violet-blue=the past tense of read, it also technically the past tense of read-violet=-blue. And of course because on a colour wheel the opposite of blue is yellow, I just said hello... Using the YELLOW pages. I bet THAT -blue your mind.

    • @amyle91
      @amyle91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was very interesting, but somewhere in that I got lost and now I must go take a pill for my headache >.

    • @boodyclapperify
      @boodyclapperify 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angel_A108 It means you're stupid.

    • @iSpricePrice
      @iSpricePrice 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Real PyroManiac You having the Blue and Red Yin Yan sign can now troll people using Ryan's theory :D

    • @therealpyromaniac4515
      @therealpyromaniac4515 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh yeah ahahhaha

  • @stephaniechan9996
    @stephaniechan9996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    i never got the period joke but now I finally get it

    • @istanasians9105
      @istanasians9105 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @doctorlove6090
      @doctorlove6090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understood now because of captions, lol.

    • @MehPoopsie
      @MehPoopsie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was that another period joke?

    • @ayushkrish2508
      @ayushkrish2508 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here. I finally understood it after like 4 years from first watching this.

  • @rexzhao2301
    @rexzhao2301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    Its been 5 years...
    *who's watching in 2018*

    • @ChrisShyam
      @ChrisShyam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nah still in 2001

    • @oskarxie1474
      @oskarxie1474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im stuck in the 50's. Pls send help

    • @danegger595
      @danegger595 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rex Zhao me 😔

    • @ChrisShyam
      @ChrisShyam 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lisey Loves drums same lol

    • @risottonero15
      @risottonero15 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙌🏼

  • @paparazzymedia
    @paparazzymedia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I just realized that he said 'why are you late?' and made it sound like 'why ovulate"

  • @LuiKang043
    @LuiKang043 11 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The genius of Ryan Higa.

  • @kulsumsafura
    @kulsumsafura 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i think Ryan should do a part 2 for this video

    • @walid1922
      @walid1922 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blood Silent ya

    • @Zatote
      @Zatote 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blood Silent agreed

  • @nog_legend3760
    @nog_legend3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:31 I don’t know how this got on my recommended but after rewatching 6 years later I fully understand what he meant here now

  • @jonramas9693
    @jonramas9693 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i would like to learn how read minds where can i purchase the book? XD but seriously i would like to get it XD

  • @ericwang6826
    @ericwang6826 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3 years later and it's still amazing

  • @jiniatran9589
    @jiniatran9589 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ryan is always so funnnnnnny!!!!! Never disappoints me

  • @yasa108
    @yasa108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ryan is one of those youtubers that you binge watch all his videos, forget about him, then re binge watch him, this is mmy 6th time

  • @ambermolina6243
    @ambermolina6243 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your editing skills are ridiculously great.

  • @angeljoseph4417
    @angeljoseph4417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    1:55 That's EXO's new song. Power

    • @cindiluwho7
      @cindiluwho7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was waiting for someone to notice... Thank you

    • @angeljoseph4417
      @angeljoseph4417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You are my new best friend, fellow EXO-l!!!

    • @jeeyachu2138
      @jeeyachu2138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Angel Joseph exactly what I thought xD

    • @Nayaruparambil
      @Nayaruparambil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kpoplover84
      @kpoplover84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angel Joseph I got the poweeeer, poweeeer☺EXO-L here🖐

  • @kuanchan1696
    @kuanchan1696 8 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    This is not a good time to drink soda

    • @Enderman-uu5oq
      @Enderman-uu5oq 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      why?

    • @yujiri189
      @yujiri189 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Enderman2007 because they will laugh and spit out the soda

    • @lilafoster7850
      @lilafoster7850 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree.....

    • @HaNguyen-jf6sk
      @HaNguyen-jf6sk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kuan Chan hope the best for your laptop

    • @tl3795
      @tl3795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kuan Chan ok *sips coke*

  • @alliyahjanecaelestis1512
    @alliyahjanecaelestis1512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The very first ryan higa video i've ever watched (the nostalgia...), and i thought it was serious at first... still amazing ryan...

  • @naomizhang3043
    @naomizhang3043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Who else predicted some of the puns beforehand?

  • @carlosgutierez2257
    @carlosgutierez2257 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    not gonna lie that last thing actually blew my mind

  • @haemilee8875
    @haemilee8875 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    just realized ryans mic was actually a toilet paper roll with a mic cover on top for how to be a good voice narrator

  • @borenyaboruah
    @borenyaboruah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video brings back old memories when I used to troll my classmates with these tips

  • @xuvyn8358
    @xuvyn8358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    how much time did i waste? hmmmm well its about 5:30 am and i never slept so i'd say about 16, 20 hours? but now im goning to bed bc my eyes r starting to hurt XD

    • @adityasalunke3444
      @adityasalunke3444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lauren Waskey Couldn't you play along

    • @philipkim5096
      @philipkim5096 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why does Erika look so weird?

    • @jaymarsbar
      @jaymarsbar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically he said "today", so you had only wasted 5 and a half hours

    • @rawasrandomchannel9729
      @rawasrandomchannel9729 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lauren Waske

  • @yera5976
    @yera5976 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    how to piss off a girl was genius

  • @CalebRowold
    @CalebRowold 11 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The violet, red, blue part really blew my mind.

  • @bagopurritoes3959
    @bagopurritoes3959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    How to blow someone's mind:
    *Be like Ryan Higa.*

  • @callirose9631
    @callirose9631 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dude! The ending was amazing!

  • @Muni_Puni
    @Muni_Puni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “HOW TO BE A REALLY GOOD VOICE NARRERERO!”

  • @WillddKvic
    @WillddKvic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    and I thought you liked boys..
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
    LOL

  • @ranjinina5786
    @ranjinina5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    lol did anyone notice that he didn't do the accent for "How To: Find-Out How Much Of Your Life You Wasted Today"

    • @MrCash-lm1xz
      @MrCash-lm1xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. No one noticed that except you. You are _SO_ amazing and unique.

    • @commentor5479
      @commentor5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrCash-lm1xz You, too, are as amazing and unique as OP!

    • @MrCash-lm1xz
      @MrCash-lm1xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@commentor5479 thanks... I guess