"PS: Our drummer died. He tried to leap from the rafters onto his drum stool, missed, and impaled himself on the hi-hat stand. No big loss. I just bought EZ Drummer on-sale." Henning sounds much better with his voice sped up.
I listened to Judas Priest's Painkiller album for the first time the other day, front to back, and it was awesome. The drumming on it was one of the best drum performances I'd ever heard. Anyone who says Priest isn't metal is a gatekeeping moron.
When I heard Breaking the Law first, I thought Judas Priest wasn't very metal and more hard rock stuff. Then I heard Painkiller (the song) and was blown away. That song is a serious headbanger.
@@LaughWhileItsStillLegal definitely looks like that. I mean ass-kissers should stop pretending that messing up (or not having a skill) is a proof of skill. It is not.
Here's a free tip for the band who's going to record in a studio for the first time: Be sure to have 150% of the agreed payment at your disposal. That way you'll never end up making an ass out of yourself, when the tech actually wants money for doing extra work. It's in high value to be known as a serious musicians in studio circles
The idiotic "it used to be metal but now it is rock" BS is enormously prevalent, and I am really happy that you finally spoke out about it. I'll bookmark this for later reference.
"Exposure leads to more money down the line" No, working for exposure leads to more people begging you to work for exposure - because you did it for that one guy, so why not for this new guy too?
I really should stop blocking cheap promoters looking to hire for live sound production and send you their stuff. It's a bit redundant. "Got a gig for you. Pay is exposure" or variations of the "you're not gonna get paid" theme. I refuse. Then they go ballistic. A recent one a promoter who I refused but threatened me by saying they've already put my information on their promotional material. Refused to sign a contract, so of course wouldn't make a deposit and I even said "I'm not going to take the gig". Then I get a call the day off being screamed at 'Where the hell are you?" Uh, I'm at home, about to do some car repairs, since I don't have any bookings with contracts for today. These never get old! Thanks for making this Wednesday great!
Yo what’s up Glenn,I started vocals when I was 15 (around 2018) and my arrogant ass hated your videos because you criticized mic cupping (which I did often when starting out) it took me two years to realize you were right and that completely changed how I sounded,I just wanted to say thank you for leading me to improve myself vocal technique wise,your videos have helped me learn how to take criticism and made me less skeptical of change/improvement,so thank you bro,keep doing what you do man.🤘
My personal opinion of modern metal is that not only the bands, but even whole genres are so homogenous. Check out Sad Wings of Destiny-high energy metal, stomping crushing metal, and even an awkward piano crooner. And yeah. It sounds pretty funny today, but this explains two reasons I like them: they had wide tonal and expressive variation and they were willing to take risks. The reason the early giants deserve respect is I their music, but also in their courage to do something different. For all the bravado and production of modern metal, I’d say they are musical cowards. Think you aren’t? Then play a six minute piano ballad in a semi-operatic construct at your next show.
The "also our drummer died" thing is a meme, Glenn. Some other band made a similar announcement a few months back and ended it with that, only to reveal the "also our drummer died" part was for shits and giggles. Cheers :)
I'm ashamed to be a musician after watching these all over again for like the 5th time. Never gets old. Thanks for the endless knowledge and entertainment Glenn!!
Dušan Barlík I would imagine being known as the drummer who body slams his kit must have given his band some traction, who knows what recording studio session you’d get from him and his band
This was fun!! I am happy to say as a guitarist and producer, I have never screwed a studio owner or engineer!! They are my best friends. If you want free use of a studio, create your own and learn how to use it. You pay engineers for their expertise and problem solving skills. Get the money together, get over it and get on to your music!!
I’d seriously recommend distrokid to any and all musicians. Because of the ease of using distrokid, my band releases all our music out to every streaming platform with no hassle. Although just getting over 100,000 streams across all platforms, we’ve only made 178 dollars so far... It just goes to show that technology is a blessing and a curse
I tried to be in a band with a sound engineer once. He literally tried to "repair" ALL the music we recorded without consulting us. It became so unproductive and soulless we told him to lose our phone numbers.
Just stumbled into this vid while surfing and while I have absolutely NO IDEA about the music industry, this was freakin' hilarious. And there's 22 more of these, you say? Wow. Thanks for the laughs.
@@SpectreSoundStudios you're right. I thought it was his hand that hit the cymbal and his head hit the bass drum, but it is his head that hit the cymbal
holy shit i can't believe i landed on this uploaded same day, just found your channel this past week been watching the shit out of these so funny, great work man!
New Subscriber here. Dig the channel. Very informative (I've learned a lot), and also very entertaining! Keep it up, especially with bassist digs! jaja!
Dude I friggin love this series - absolutely brilliant. As a 20-year metal musician I have encountered some of the most mind-numbingly dumb messages from dipshits and meat-heads over the years. Expect some new submissions and keep up the great work!
I found the "dominating guitarist" post on CL here in Lawrence, KS, if anyone was wondering. I got the biggest kick out of "Our sound will be known for melodic vocals (with some screaming) and heavy guitar riffs" - like Metalcore hasn't been a thing for decades lol Thanks for using my submission, Glenn!
@@flacidhouse350 I mean, yeah, they did that on occasion, but it wasn't exactly what they were "known for." Whereas "melodic vocals (with some screaming) and heavy guitar riffs" is pretty much the simplistic description of every Metalcore band ever. Not saying it's a bad thing, just calling it what it is and laughing that the 14-year-old (I assume) OP thinks it's an original concept.
@@cheshirecynic4524 That depends on the time period. That's also Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, and a thousand other bands before anyone called anything metalcore.
So I guess B.B. King is no longer blues? Elvis is no longer rock n' roll.... Sorry dude, the definition of "heavy metal" was already set by Priest, Maiden and Sabbath. If you don't sound like them, perhaps you're not "heavy metal."
@@FilipPandrc Then why is heavy Metal named after them? There is no heavy metal in Sabbath's name. Why isn't Heavy Metal called "Chromatic Day" music? I know why, it's because the term heavy metal was created to describe the way Led Zeppelin sounded, the sound Sabbath liked so much that they copied.
Just to be sure you'll see this: Master channel in Reaper has mono button, but all DAW nowdays. But I noticed recently that it has a few mono models: L+R (which is default), only L or only R or L-R. So, what should I use for mixing? What mono model most modern mono systems rely on? Asking cuz if I switch to Only L model all my sound suddenly gain better mono compitability, but I don't know if that's right for best transfer to other systems. I suspect the answer is it's always left, but I want to be sure.
Stereo in analog consoles was 2 mono channels on called L outputting to the left speaker and called R outputting to the right. These are represented on reaper by the L or R mono channels. You should instead use the L+R which compacts both channels into one so everything still works clean even if you do have elements panned.
Also mono compatibility comes from not having a lot of stereo separation and effects like phaser,chorus,LFO's etc. Try to remove these before trying to mix in mono. Adding them later on is fine as long as you dont mess up the phase or add gain.
Thanks. The thing is, if I switch to Only L, is sounds cleaner than L+R to me. And also, all mono instruments and synths are usually utilizing L channel for mono, so, here comes my question =)
You would normally mix in stereo. If you're in mono it's usually to check that your mix will still work on mono systems, and then you need to use L + R, because that's what they do. This is where problems like cancellation between the two sides will show up. Only L or only R is just for listening to one side at a time, not usually something you want. It's a bit like a solo button, almost. You mention mono instruments using L, that's not really true. They just use one half of a stereo channel, it doesn't matter which. They should get panned to somewhere else in the stereo image anyways (you don't want all your mono instruments to end up in the left speaker!). L - R is also for special purposes, it sort of removes the center and lets you listen to the sides only - if you ever come across mid/side stereo that's L-R in one channel and L+R in the other, but it's not something you'd normally use. If L sounds better than L + R, that means that you have elements in L and R that cancel each other out, that's exactly the sort of problem you try to spot by listening in mono.
Damn, Glenn. Two new videos the same fucking day. Didn't expect that. You must have a lot of fucking free time. And it's good to see a new Stupid Musician Texts video.
Bass player here!!! Thx for all the good tips to mix and sound you've given and do's and don'ts for studio work you've given. Trying not the be the bass player to hate 😂 Greetings from Finland 🤘😎🤘
that bisexual russian guy was my favourite text of the week. pure gold. and speaking of fret buzz kid, there was this saudi sheik in the '20s who used to buy a new rolls royce every time his old one ran out of gas
I recently graduated from university and have produced, mixed and engineered only 2 artists songs with those clients walking away happy with their mixes. and NOW finally I have came across one of these assholes... a mate referred my services to someone and my life has been hell ever since! repeating myself over and over, trying get my price as low as he could and just not listening and being a dick. I’m not sure if I should send the screenshots with his name blurred out to your studios email... but it’s stressed me out so much, I have massive respect for how you can turn these texts into something hilarious, as stressfull as they all are. -Harry
Hey, did you guys know that this was sponsored by Distrokid? Also, fun fact! This is sponsored by Distrokid! P.S. This video was sponsored by Distrokid. #sponsoredbydistrokid This message brought to you by.... DISTROKID!
I appreciate these videos more now after being in business for myself for 3 years. The customer needs or at least really wants your services,and has money for any and everything but you. People are shitty and self important sometimes.
The vocalist in the ZZ Top cover sounded pretty convincing, would've still liked to see the actual show if it continued, also excuse me for asking but what's the song/s in the background at 10:35-11:17?
“Reputation can get you better lunch in the future”
Im fucking dead
Like A&W instead of McDonald's 😂
"Reputation doesn't feed me lunch" and "Exposure is what people die from" is something we need on a shirt.
We werent ready for this
No
@@Bitch6667-q1w
shut up rudy
since i found your channel i keep seeing you everywhere now
Classic funny braa , love it xo
"Too much fret buzz, need a new guitar"
That just sounds like an excuse you give your wife lmao
You need excuses to buy a new guitar? I just use the old "That's not new, I've had it for years but didn't really play it"
"PS: Our drummer died. He tried to leap from the rafters onto his drum stool, missed, and impaled himself on the hi-hat stand. No big loss. I just bought EZ Drummer on-sale."
Henning sounds much better with his voice sped up.
Is that who it was? I spent the whole vid wondering who it was lol (if mentioned in the vid, I definitely missed it)
If it's not him, it's a spot-on imitation.
It's the first time in his life that he's actually funny :)
Well, the first time he's been intentionally funny, at least.
ScottyDogg 3:33
I listened to Judas Priest's Painkiller album for the first time the other day, front to back, and it was awesome. The drumming on it was one of the best drum performances I'd ever heard. Anyone who says Priest isn't metal is a gatekeeping moron.
That was my first Priest album.... I then went and bought all of them on cassette !! And then later on vinyl, and then on CD.
When I heard Breaking the Law first, I thought Judas Priest wasn't very metal and more hard rock stuff. Then I heard Painkiller (the song) and was blown away. That song is a serious headbanger.
Anyone who says Priest isn't Metal isn't down with Metal.
Anyone who doesn't think Preist are metal is actually someone not fortunate enough to live through the glory days.... and a complete moron.
Black Sabbath may have invented heavy metal, but Priest perfected it. Kids eh, Don’t they make you laugh sometimes?
Glenn uses copy paste so infrequently he got the order of ctrl+c ctrl+v backwards. You're claim of not using copy paste has been offically validated.
I was just gonna post about this. Ha Yeah, he had it backwards. 👍
I do it with a rightclick.Maybe Glen does that too?
@@LaughWhileItsStillLegal definitely looks like that. I mean ass-kissers should stop pretending that messing up (or not having a skill) is a proof of skill. It is not.
I love how fricker loved every one else's comment but skipped over yours.
Dušan Barlík what you said makes absolutely no fucking sense. just fyi
Man I missed this series. I almost want more people to be stupid so we can laugh at them more
Never fear, people will always be stupid! There's more and more people everyday, therefore more and more stupid!
If he expands this series beyond musicians, he could make the entire channel about this.
I kind of don't
It’s 3 years later…have you had a shortage of stupid yet?
The jokes about the drummer falling made me laugh so damn hard, i haven’t been feeling too hot lately and I really needed that. Thank you dude👊🏻
Glad I could make your day!
3:08 pasting before the copy... that bothered me more than it should.
Considering that when producing music, the result is the same either way, its fine.
@@sparkplug1018 - It's not fine because you can't paste anything that you haven't copied yet. XD
well I guess he never does it lol
@ChrisHallett83 xD
bothered the living shit out of me
PLEASE make a
"There's nothing unique about sounding like shit" shirt!!!
maybe!
lmao! I was thinking the same thing hahaha
I say this as someone who hasn't yet bought an SMG shirt... I'd buy this shirt, then buy another to give to my (actually competent) bassist.
@@SpectreSoundStudios Glenn, I would buy this shirt too!!
Or just "I'm a lame unfunny boring lame unfunny normie". That would cover all the future good idea requests of the dudes above.
Here's a free tip for the band who's going to record in a studio for the first time: Be sure to have 150% of the agreed payment at your disposal.
That way you'll never end up making an ass out of yourself, when the tech actually wants money for doing extra work.
It's in high value to be known as a serious musicians in studio circles
Damn good idea, Hank!!
There's hope for you yet
The idiotic "it used to be metal but now it is rock" BS is enormously prevalent, and I am really happy that you finally spoke out about it. I'll bookmark this for later reference.
It's still metal. The new stuff is just a carbon copy of itself.
@@SpectreSoundStudios the guy was talking about guitar tones. I don't know why you brought in drums.
Metal is rock.
@@tlk2ty "The guitarists and drummers need to keep dialling in in better quality tones…"
@@kospandx dang. I guess he did talk about drums.
That drummer really loves crashes
I see what you did there.
Insert ba-dum-tss here?? Oh, the drummer is dead...
😫💥🥁
That stevie t joke was brutal.
"Exposure leads to more money down the line"
No, working for exposure leads to more people begging you to work for exposure - because you did it for that one guy, so why not for this new guy too?
Oh yeah... The drummer died.
Pressing F...
F
F
F
F
F
"There's nothing unique about sounding like shit"
Well said Glenn
"But let's think D.I.Y./pro-bono, for now," because I have a piano degree that will rock your world!
I really should stop blocking cheap promoters looking to hire for live sound production and send you their stuff. It's a bit redundant. "Got a gig for you. Pay is exposure" or variations of the "you're not gonna get paid" theme. I refuse. Then they go ballistic.
A recent one a promoter who I refused but threatened me by saying they've already put my information on their promotional material. Refused to sign a contract, so of course wouldn't make a deposit and I even said "I'm not going to take the gig". Then I get a call the day off being screamed at 'Where the hell are you?" Uh, I'm at home, about to do some car repairs, since I don't have any bookings with contracts for today.
These never get old! Thanks for making this Wednesday great!
Send me screenshots!
Seriously Glen? Right as I show up to class? Well I guess school"s gonna have to wait a bit
You won't miss much anyway!
Yo what’s up Glenn,I started vocals when I was 15 (around 2018) and my arrogant ass hated your videos because you criticized mic cupping (which I did often when starting out) it took me two years to realize you were right and that completely changed how I sounded,I just wanted to say thank you for leading me to improve myself vocal technique wise,your videos have helped me learn how to take criticism and made me less skeptical of change/improvement,so thank you bro,keep doing what you do man.🤘
Finally another stupid texts! I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
I hope it didn't disappoint!
@@SpectreSoundStudios Not at all! People are obviously as dumb as ever!
I'm suddenly reminded of Spinal Tap and their history with drummers.
My personal opinion of modern metal is that not only the bands, but even whole genres are so homogenous. Check out Sad Wings of Destiny-high energy metal, stomping crushing metal, and even an awkward piano crooner. And yeah. It sounds pretty funny today, but this explains two reasons I like them: they had wide tonal and expressive variation and they were willing to take risks. The reason the early giants deserve respect is I their music, but also in their courage to do something different. For all the bravado and production of modern metal, I’d say they are musical cowards. Think you aren’t? Then play a six minute piano ballad in a semi-operatic construct at your next show.
Sad Wings is my favorite record, EVER. Because of aforementioned stylistic shifts & just overall awesome songwriting.
Glen, never ever stop what you’re doing! I have learned a ton from you when it comes to guitar amps and just ton in general. Thanks again Glen!
The "also our drummer died" thing is a meme, Glenn. Some other band made a similar announcement a few months back and ended it with that, only to reveal the "also our drummer died" part was for shits and giggles. Cheers :)
I'm ashamed to be a musician after watching these all over again for like the 5th time. Never gets old.
Thanks for the endless knowledge and entertainment Glenn!!
Drummer uses body to play kit
A very unique and rare style, seldom seen in high level play these days.
Its not very effective
Is he extremely talented, though?
Dušan Barlík I would imagine being known as the drummer who body slams his kit must have given his band some traction, who knows what recording studio session you’d get from him and his band
Worked for Keith Moon on occasion.
Live the Stevie T dig
It was just jealousy...
Steve t does suck though.....
Stevie T cracks me up, and he plays guitar very well!
Ugh the dragonforce thing though
@@dmoneyonair The fuck is wrong with DragonForce??
Stevie T is Hilarious and a super shredder. Not sure why he's getting hate
The voice acting was awesome!
This was fun!! I am happy to say as a guitarist and producer, I have never screwed a studio owner or engineer!! They are my best friends. If you want free use of a studio, create your own and learn how to use it. You pay engineers for their expertise and problem solving skills. Get the money together, get over it and get on to your music!!
Drop A# with 9's made my day
Alessandro Arzilli they must like spaghetti
@@TheChadPad 😂😂😂 absolutely, more a sitar than an electric
@@AleArzMusic shitar
@u mama uhhh this thread is still alive
@u mama yeahhhhh
"Reputation can help you get a better lunch in the future". Lost it at this point, perhaps the greatest sentence I've ever heard!
He forgot to mention that the reputation that does that for you is "good customer."
Corollary: "… provided you don't starve in the present."
Caption: If the mic cups came in sizes, this would be a 48 oz.
Just needed to stop the video for a sec and say I love you man. You put an awesome spin on my day....
Wait, you mean recording isn't a public service?!?
Shocking, I know!
I guess if you are recording "we are the world" or something, that would make sense. Maybe if you are producing an album for a high school jazz band?
I’d seriously recommend distrokid to any and all musicians. Because of the ease of using distrokid, my band releases all our music out to every streaming platform with no hassle. Although just getting over 100,000 streams across all platforms, we’ve only made 178 dollars so far...
It just goes to show that technology is a blessing and a curse
Caption contest: "Man, my mic is getting feedback from my monitor. Cupping it will defently reduce it!"
I have been binge watching these, “stupid text” videos. You’re the shit, man. Keep doing your thing. \m/
"Metalcore vocalist gets high before show, starts eating microphone while screaming about how it sounds fine"
I think that happens way too much!
I tried to be in a band with a sound engineer once. He literally tried to "repair" ALL the music we recorded without consulting us. It became so unproductive and soulless we told him to lose our phone numbers.
Caption: When you can hear yourself in the monitors for a change and realize the mix will sound better if you unplug your mic.
lol
Creativeness in NOT paying is an art form in itself sir...BRAVO xo
I love Henning reading these. He needs to do voiceover work.
I started checking out this series a few weeks ago so it's cool to see a new video, this was hilarious man
Still watching Butthurt Song but 2 videos on the same day! Score!!!
Fuck, that came out today? shit! That wasn't supposed to come out till next week! DOH!
Just stumbled into this vid while surfing and while I have absolutely NO IDEA about the music industry, this was freakin' hilarious. And there's 22 more of these, you say? Wow. Thanks for the laughs.
Hey give the drummer credit. He managed to hit his head on beat 1
nah, he was early. Watch again.
@@SpectreSoundStudios you're right. I thought it was his hand that hit the cymbal and his head hit the bass drum, but it is his head that hit the cymbal
Nah it was syncopated
A new Stupid Musician Texts?! Happy Birthday to me! Thanks for two awesome uploads on my birthday Glenn!
holy shit i can't believe i landed on this uploaded same day, just found your channel this past week been watching the shit out of these so funny, great work man!
New Subscriber here. Dig the channel. Very informative (I've learned a lot), and also very entertaining! Keep it up, especially with bassist digs! jaja!
Caption: "I just assumed this would get a decent sound from the mic since it gets GREAT sound from my boyfriend."
Dude I friggin love this series - absolutely brilliant. As a 20-year metal musician I have encountered some of the most mind-numbingly dumb messages from dipshits and meat-heads over the years. Expect some new submissions and keep up the great work!
I think the drummer dying was a Spinal Tap reference.
It was also a complete fucking hoax!
One of your best shows ! Hysterical!!
"I wanted to play some Vhidafvahrjia" 11:59
DEAD
T H A L L
I found the "dominating guitarist" post on CL here in Lawrence, KS, if anyone was wondering. I got the biggest kick out of "Our sound will be known for melodic vocals (with some screaming) and heavy guitar riffs" - like Metalcore hasn't been a thing for decades lol
Thanks for using my submission, Glenn!
Metalcore? Try the Beatles.
@@flacidhouse350 I mean, yeah, they did that on occasion, but it wasn't exactly what they were "known for." Whereas "melodic vocals (with some screaming) and heavy guitar riffs" is pretty much the simplistic description of every Metalcore band ever. Not saying it's a bad thing, just calling it what it is and laughing that the 14-year-old (I assume) OP thinks it's an original concept.
@@cheshirecynic4524 That depends on the time period. That's also Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, and a thousand other bands before anyone called anything metalcore.
@@flacidhouse350 Oh, I remember you now... You have a history of showing up just to be douchey in the comment section. Thanks for trolling by...
@@cheshirecynic4524 Sounds like you have lost more than one argument to us and you are being a little bitch about it.
Caption: if Jared Dines and the infamous MA'AM had a baby
Amazing 😁😁
Who you gonna call...........cause you can never find a good exorcist when you need one
Bar Goldstein Or Jared Dines and Rosie O’Donnell.
Dammit!!!! I thought it was Jared Dines.
Love this series!! Great rewatching on a slow day
5:24 ooof shots fired, it's like a Canadian Civil War in here.
I'll buy him a coffee at Timmy's.
YESSS STARTING OUT WITH THE WITCHROT STATUS!!!
i love this
So I guess B.B. King is no longer blues? Elvis is no longer rock n' roll....
Sorry dude, the definition of "heavy metal" was already set by Priest, Maiden and Sabbath. If you don't sound like them, perhaps you're not "heavy metal."
The definition of Metal was set by Zep before those bands existed.
LZ is blues rock @@flacidhouse350
@@FilipPandrc Then why is heavy Metal named after them? There is no heavy metal in Sabbath's name. Why isn't Heavy Metal called "Chromatic Day" music? I know why, it's because the term heavy metal was created to describe the way Led Zeppelin sounded, the sound Sabbath liked so much that they copied.
@gooney0
are you retarded or something?
classical and pop genres wouldn't exist if you use your autistic logic....
This is literally in my top 3 of favorite videos you make!!!
I like your use of "they're" on the intro card to troll the grammar nazis
Someone finally got it!
Thank goodness I didn't call him out on it.
Well... That's one possibility.... On the other hand.... He is sort of musician 😉
Whatever. He is a grammar NAZI. He just fucked up.
I remember the first one of these videos! Time flies! You’re the best, Glenn!
Just to be sure you'll see this:
Master channel in Reaper has mono button, but all DAW nowdays. But I noticed recently that it has a few mono models: L+R (which is default), only L or only R or L-R. So, what should I use for mixing? What mono model most modern mono systems rely on? Asking cuz if I switch to Only L model all my sound suddenly gain better mono compitability, but I don't know if that's right for best transfer to other systems.
I suspect the answer is it's always left, but I want to be sure.
Stereo in analog consoles was 2 mono channels on called L outputting to the left speaker and called R outputting to the right. These are represented on reaper by the L or R mono channels. You should instead use the L+R which compacts both channels into one so everything still works clean even if you do have elements panned.
Also mono compatibility comes from not having a lot of stereo separation and effects like phaser,chorus,LFO's etc. Try to remove these before trying to mix in mono. Adding them later on is fine as long as you dont mess up the phase or add gain.
Thanks. The thing is, if I switch to Only L, is sounds cleaner than L+R to me. And also, all mono instruments and synths are usually utilizing L channel for mono, so, here comes my question =)
You would normally mix in stereo. If you're in mono it's usually to check that your mix will still work on mono systems, and then you need to use L + R, because that's what they do. This is where problems like cancellation between the two sides will show up.
Only L or only R is just for listening to one side at a time, not usually something you want. It's a bit like a solo button, almost. You mention mono instruments using L, that's not really true. They just use one half of a stereo channel, it doesn't matter which. They should get panned to somewhere else in the stereo image anyways (you don't want all your mono instruments to end up in the left speaker!). L - R is also for special purposes, it sort of removes the center and lets you listen to the sides only - if you ever come across mid/side stereo that's L-R in one channel and L+R in the other, but it's not something you'd normally use.
If L sounds better than L + R, that means that you have elements in L and R that cancel each other out, that's exactly the sort of problem you try to spot by listening in mono.
Thanks much, Martin. That's the answer I was looking for.
I've had a drummer die. Brendan was a multi instrumentalist with a hell of a lot of groove behind the kit. RIP. Excellent musician gone way too soon.
2 vids in 1 day? N I C E
That was a bit of an error, but ok.....
Damn, Glenn. Two new videos the same fucking day. Didn't expect that. You must have a lot of fucking free time. And it's good to see a new Stupid Musician Texts video.
Caption: "And my hand, my hand's not far away. And my hand, my hand's right in my face. My thumb smells like mayonnaise."
LMFAO!!!!!
FINALLY! I’ve been waiting for another one of these!!!!
Was that Eytschpi42 reading some of the texts? If so, keep him reading them as it was fucking great!
No amount of speed can hide Henning's distinct voice
The only guy in the world who have have his voice sped up & still sound bald!
@@SpectreSoundStudios omg I laughed way too hard at this
Going back to watch this again at half speed. 😁
Bass player here!!!
Thx for all the good tips to mix and sound you've given and do's and don'ts for studio work you've given.
Trying not the be the bass player to hate 😂
Greetings from Finland 🤘😎🤘
Love your stupid texts episodes. You are the man. Thanks for all your reviews!!!!
Caption "and holding you're shake weight firmly... ...lets start with the neck"
lol
that bisexual russian guy was my favourite text of the week. pure gold. and speaking of fret buzz kid, there was this saudi sheik in the '20s who used to buy a new rolls royce every time his old one ran out of gas
To their engineers*
Sorry to be that guy man! Thanks for the content.
Glenn does that on purpose.
LMAO Henning nailed reading the texts, you could really feel the stupid and whiny in his performance. Jared nailed the pompous one too!
10:32 if an Oblivion NPC started a band
aah, I’ve missed these episodes Glen. Thanks for cheering me up. 🍻 from 🇦🇺.
Caption: Vocalists reaction when Glenn says "don't cup the mic".
I recently graduated from university and have produced, mixed and engineered only 2 artists songs with those clients walking away happy with their mixes. and NOW finally I have came across one of these assholes... a mate referred my services to someone and my life has been hell ever since! repeating myself over and over, trying get my price as low as he could and just not listening and being a dick. I’m not sure if I should send the screenshots with his name blurred out to your studios email... but it’s stressed me out so much, I have massive respect for how you can turn these texts into something hilarious, as stressfull as they all are. -Harry
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I’m glad that this is back
I really love it man 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Priest, Maiden, Sabbath etc are more metal than the metal bands these days.
Nah
@@ItalianAvalanche All new metal bands today used click tracks, and are therefore pussies.
I just love this guys honesty.
10:33 must be from Jared Threatin...
Nah, not narcissistic enough!
I have been looking forward to another one of these for awhile!!
I been DYING for a new stupid musician texts. Fuck yes keep up the awesome shit glen!
I appreciate these videos more now after being in business for myself for 3 years. The customer needs or at least really wants your services,and has money for any and everything but you. People are shitty and self important sometimes.
Maybe a new shirt that reads “Cup your balls, not your mic!” would help get the word out.
Glad you're still doing these videos.
I'm glad you're still watching them!
YESSSSSS I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!
The drummer hit the "Crash" cymbal. WAY TO GO!!! 😂
I've waited so long for that!
The vocalist in the ZZ Top cover sounded pretty convincing, would've still liked to see the actual show if it continued, also excuse me for asking but what's the song/s in the background at 10:35-11:17?
I’ve been waiting for this.
love the dialogues clearly recorded
by eytschpi :D
I've been watching a few of your videos archives.. I've found a new hero
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