Modest Pelican was my number 2 most watched channel in 2024...I think I deserve a some personalized bottle of water sent by the man himself. (please im begging)
been playing Hitman 3 recently and trying to have your energy, but your commentary and decisions in the game are just too hilarious, no one can ever compare
"The only thing more deadly than a call of duty throwing knife to the leg is being an unborn fetus inside a woman with short blue hair" 6:00 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
after seeing this video in my notifications, i have been reminded that i havent been drinking enough water as of late, thank you papa peli for reminding me to consume more of gods nectar
I became Supreme Ruler of the World just so that I could take the pelican crossings they have in the UK and introduce them to every other nation in the world. Purely to spread the good word of your channel.
I am watching this video approaching midnight, drinking a nice glass of water. It is very important to be sufficiently hydrated. Just earlier today, I flooded a sink at my friend's house and said that it was a pelican that did it. It told me to stay hydrated. To spread the good word of your channel.
Bring back the modest pelican gaming intro along with the fun intro. Why? Because it's equivalent to living on this here earth without gods precious nutrient carrier.
Hey papa Pell, I’m here to notify you that I created an international drug cartel and made billions of dollars, I then purchased the water company Evian with my money and renamed it to modest pelican as it not only spreads the good word of this channel but keeps in hydrated too. Happy new year
Happy new year malakas
Ye
How much will you upload in 2025
W
hope you have a great year! < 3
A best of video that isn't 10 seconds? damn
A pelican sold me water for fent behind McDonald's
I sold fent to a pelican and watched him resell it
Same, and I don't think there are PELICANS in my country
Make sure you do the whole bag all at once and don't tell anyone where you will be.
I was sold by a pelican behind a McDonald’s
Can you breath?
Modest Pelican was my number 2 most watched channel in 2024...I think I deserve a some personalized bottle of water sent by the man himself. (please im begging)
Why was he not number one? Blasphemy
Get it from CocoMelon - if you love them so much #1
For him being number 2, you may not get some water but you will get a surprise visit from him at night.
Too thirsty bro
@@bababababababa6124papi peli
been playing Hitman 3 recently and trying to have your energy, but your commentary and decisions in the game are just too hilarious, no one can ever compare
The best gift we can have in 2025 is 40 minutes of straight HYDRATION
But it's old hydration :(
Just 40 minutes of peli drinking water, straight ❤
6:43 is the best by far 😂
Stray hydrated Peli, we love you
You and your Bros NEED to get on Arma Reforger. The banter is epic on the community servers. I'd love to join you guys on the squad!
gonna report this for nudity so the people working at youtube have to watch the whole video so it spreads the good word of your channel
This video going to be used as incriminating evidence in court 💀
Same thougths
As a courtezan, i guarantee you he is safe and as a plus, anyone who tries to take him down will go in court :) keep it up Papa!
I'm going to put this on repeat and let it play as I sleep. It's the only way to unlock my true potential.
nah fr i wish i could come up with jokes like this 😭
This is my 1st Modest Pelican video and I already have PTSD.
Thumbs up for Fat Tony.
Welcome to the family man
“It was an awkward funeral” Jesus Christ man 😂
That's the one that broke me. I lmao'd for real.
Been watching you for ages , always got a chuckle but this video had me in stitches the whole time, thanks 😂😂😂😂😂
"The only thing more deadly than a call of duty throwing knife to the leg is being an unborn fetus inside a woman with short blue hair" 6:00 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
6:35 is so, so, so extreme as well
100% accurate
He said "fetus" instead of "baby" it's cancelin' time!
And then I cancelled all over him. 😈
@@jif69found the incel
No other youtuber makes me consistently laugh as hard as I do in your videos, thank you for being hilarious
after seeing this video in my notifications, i have been reminded that i havent been drinking enough water as of late, thank you papa peli for reminding me to consume more of gods nectar
Goals for 2025:
Stay hydrated for the entire year (drink 100 liters every day)
You should do a comedy show but if someone in the audience doesn't laugh they get drenched in God's precious nectar
Pelican im 25 rn, ill show this to my grand grand children in 2085 so they can spread the word.
Vincent van poo was my favourite joke.
This is gonna be used as evidence in court
I been waiting a year for this
In the words of Tina turner - modest pelican your “simply the best”
You’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re NOT YOUR!
@@robbybiddle9236 crazy how absolutely impossible it is even for native English speakers lmao, same thing with then vs than.
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I became Supreme Ruler of the World just so that I could take the pelican crossings they have in the UK and introduce them to every other nation in the world. Purely to spread the good word of your channel.
Thank you for the bountiful harvest this year Papa Peli. I will hydrate in your holy name.
6:29 had me reconsidering everything, had me flabbergasted
There's a point at which I become desensitized...
Haven't found it yet, keep pushing!!
I am watching this video approaching midnight, drinking a nice glass of water. It is very important to be sufficiently hydrated. Just earlier today, I flooded a sink at my friend's house and said that it was a pelican that did it. It told me to stay hydrated. To spread the good word of your channel.
It’s my birthday and pelly posted. What a day! Thanks mate
38:01 My boy “Dow-Jones” that analogy is on point!😂
4:54 “they didn’t shoot it though it wasn’t a great black shark” 😮😮😲🫢🫨🫨🫨
it took 5 minutes for me to realise that this was a best of video not a normal video
just found out about Pelican last night and i already watched 5 years worth of hitman videos im enjoying this youtuber🔥
Bring back the modest pelican gaming intro along with the fun intro. Why? Because it's equivalent to living on this here earth without gods precious nutrient carrier.
Ngl when i saw the thumbnail i thought hitman was gonna be hunting down modest pelican but ohwell this is great too
So happy to have another modest pelican upload
A new year and a new peli. Can't wait to see him play GTA 6 when it comes out and tell me to stay hydrated while running over pedestrians.
i just spent 10 minutes trying to trying to remember what video i clicked on and thought it was a hitman video lol
"she is cute too" 😂
"But they didn't shoot it though... it wasn't a great BLACK shark"
That got me good.
The number 3 doaist philosophical TH-cam channel
That cyber truck stuff aged great...
Thank you as always for the prompt reminders to drink gods nectar in every video.
Saved Papa Pelis videos to my favorites. You + gaming is my cure for dehydration ❤
This video makes me wanna visit Costa Rica
Peak Papa Peli perfection
19:35 😅😅😅😅
Happy new year Peli, love you brother
Happy new year modest pelican hope you had a great and safe holiday season 😊
I am so hydrated after watching this masterpiece 😂
Just the rapid fire of off color jokes is killing me omg Usually we get some time to process in videos lol
garry mcgee been staying hydrated and loving modest pelican videos
When I'm sad you're videos always find a way to cheer me up
When I become president the only beverage allowed will be water none of that sparkling water crap and you must have 8 bottles worth before lunch
Best yet, love it.
Happy new year Peli
Modest Pelican:”And we kissed.”
TH-cam: “Grainger is for You!”
Me:”WTF right at the action!”
Thanks Birdman
This dude always gets a a laugh out of me.
I was feeling real sad but then i saw the water foundation and felt inspired
I never subscribe to pelican but every couple years TH-cam brings me to him and he’s still got it lmao
27:42 Damn, you weren't kidding when you said your name really is spelled like that
i appreciate that you took time to make an original 40min vid and didnt recycle old clips.
most creative australian i have ever seen!
40 minute pelican video is quite beautiful
Certified hood classic
we bringing the questionable thumbnails into 2025
Watching this video on loud while I’m on the subway to promote hydration.
Modest pelican is the best youtuber 😂😂 his videos are like South Park. (Did he really just say that?) 😂😂 fkn love this guy.
40 minutes of ModestPelican in Hitman??? Nah, lemme grab some snacks
9:20- 10:04 Finally, a truthful commercial!
best stand up comedy routine of the year 😂
His voice is the same throughout every clip so it sounds like one really fucked up episode
Bro said all these years and I remember I started watching Modest in 2019 💀 and that was in junior secondary
What video is the gta with fitz and swagger?
papa i miss the og hitman vids. please do more 🥹🙏🙏💧💧
This video is giving the top jokes of 2024 dad edition
I love you papa peli! Have a Hydrated New Year! 🌊🌊🌊🌊
40 minute ModestPelican vid?!? My day has been made.
The Fiona story at @07:34 got me good.
This is the top-notch quality I subscribe for❤
41 seconds ago is verbal harassment
Modest Pelican was my most watched channel and I was in the top 0.3% of viewers please congratulate me in the next video.
Happy new year mate 😁👍🏼
Pelli really rick rolled me with a compilation ! (all water is reused and recycled)
Never hold back, the jokes you make are brilliant ! Have a good 2025 malaka
I love these Christian Educational Songs, they have taught me so much and I’m more hydrated!
Great yeah brother. Let's hope 2025 is ever better. Keep up the good work. Stay hydrated
I hear Peli is the reason why there's drought because he drinks so much water
The Clinton joke was mind blowing
1:07 to 1:13 had me make a double turn to see if I heard right
There are 2024 Modest Pelicans? Damn, leave some water for the rest of us
happy new year modest pelican
You forget the best quote ever. “I did not hit her”
Had to pause the video to laugh a dozen times! keep it up!
Have a great day pelly your the best content creator ever cheers
Stay hydrated in the new year my cutie patootie ❤
Major fan loved your content so much keep it up 🙏
shit I’m so early, class to see another year of you lad 💪
The GYATT in the thumbnail made me click the video I cranked one out and drank 1 liter of water to rehydrate myself
Thank you Peli very cool 😎👍
peli has become delusional as result of lack of hydration, please ignore the unhinged bird until he’s rehydrated
happy new year, stay hydrated
Hey papa Pell, I’m here to notify you that I created an international drug cartel and made billions of dollars, I then purchased the water company Evian with my money and renamed it to modest pelican as it not only spreads the good word of this channel but keeps in hydrated too.
Happy new year