I am a 911 dispatcher in Florida and when someone tells me something and I don't know the answer to it I just start watching all your videos until I find a answer to it. I one time had a man that caught him self on fire so I told him to stay hydrated and hung up. Blessed to have you, your keeping my job alive.
I'm a kindergarten teacher and instead of teaching my students the proper curriculum, we just watch your videos on repeat. They might not know what 1+1 is but they all understand the benefits of hydration and I couldn't be more proud.
This is by far your best video! People in the comments don't seem to realize but every single detail is so well thought out. The fact that you chose Haven Island while mocking pe3o allegations and even used the side mission with the USB is just hilariously fitting. The real targets also suited perfectly, MrBeast in a luxurious mansion, Kris roaming around the island trying to recover a very sus USB and "Walmart Zlatan Ibrahimovic" training his cardio to chase minors. You are an absolute genius for being able to see that Haven Island was the perfect map for this kind of video. It almost feels like IOI intended it to be that way lol. This is undoubtedly your magnum Opus🔥
He has a lot of really solid videos, but the amount of little references is great. Idk by "far" his best, as a lot of his other hitman videos are solid. His Starfield video and Scum video made me laugh the entire time
I don't watch any controversy related content normally. But when it's done by a Christian music youtuber you know that the information is gonna be 100% factually correct, so I'll make an exception!
just for reference in the future, papa peli has never been on any medication prescribed or unprescribed, he has never been suicidal or shown signs of such, and has never been involved in any car accidents that involve driving into trees!
@@zeker8686 That's why people think it's wrong, they're just jealous they didn't get any that young in life too. Not that I have but anyway how's your guys' hydration?
As an oncologist, I refuse to start a new course of cancer treatments for my new patients unless they subdcribe to Moist Penguin. I hope that helps spread the good word of your channel.
Dr Disrespect's photo showed his side having the chess pieces, meaning our goal is to take out his queen while his goal is to clear our pieces. Meaning, in his photo, he is playing checkers while we are playing chess.
Petition for Modest Pelican’s hot Latina lawyer to voiceover all of Peli’s future videos. This should hopefully provide Peli more time to properly hydrate and conduct his philanthropic enterprises. I hear he’s doing a God’s Nectar (completely legal) Giveaway!
@@ginogatash4030 Whaaat??? Are you telling me that a grown man willingly signing up for some light hardship while being paid boatloads of money isn't the same thing as being experimented on by unit 731???? Bro that's crazy.
@@AlbatrossCommando that's not the legit part, the legit part would be the stuff about him advertising his videos as real contests when the winners were pre determined, and also questions about how much he truly knew or didn't know about his pedo associates. I won't jump the gun on what Beast did exactly since I'm not up to date, but there is real sketchiness to be discussed, but obviously given Mr Beast's popularity most channels will blow everything to milk drama, that's what I was getting at.
@@AlbatrossCommando I mean, Mr.Beast likely didn't tell him what time of containment he was going to be in. Regardless, there are many other things Mr.Beast is very quilty. Like knowingly hiring a registered sex offender, and knowing about Ava's behaviour before it all came out.
hot latina lawyer: "Everytime pelican refers to Mr. Beast, DrDisrespect, and Ava Kris Tyson, he's just talking about his 3 cats. pelican not even 1 minute into the video: the mr. beast im referring to is the real world youtuber who's currently being accused of war crimes air tight defense in the intro right there
Kris Tyson and Mr Beast are having a chat. Mr beast says to Kris, “So, I heard you’re dating a 29 year old?” Kris Tyson responds, “No you idiot, I said I’m dating Twenty Nine year olds.”
Nearly died when you said 'he never did major league cos he like the minors' eating food while watching you is a bad idea. You're a king bro keep the comedy!
You need to convince your niece's parents to legally change the name of their child tol modest pelican so when they go to daycare or school the good word of your channel is spread
the breakdown you gave on whats happened is honestly better than anything else ive been able to find simce theres like a thousand videos on each that all require you to already know whats happening
The joke delivery and visual cues are top notch. Always hit perfectly, one of the best text to speech Christian music channels out there. All these years all we needed was a Pelican making hydration reminder videos disguised as gaming content. Big water at it again
I'm a nurse - instead of proper discharge instructions, I show your videos to my patients to emphasize the importance of hydration and I have the doctor write prescriptions for god's sweet nectar before they go home.
Mate, this video is perfect. The jokes hit almost every time, the monotone yet silky voice, and all the water in the video are a testament to how good this channel is and how it keeps many hydrated. Much love.
You should’ve seen the look on my best friends face I told him to watch your videos he refused so I locked him in a room with pelicans and his eyes were glued open and I forced him to watch every single one of your videos he hasn’t come out for a year I think he loves it and he’s been asleep for a while in a puddle of red paint (we don’t have red paint)
In an alternate timeline this would’ve been an actual Mr Beast video
I HIRED 100 HITMEN TO HUNT ME DOWN!!!
I'm pretty sure it is
OH YOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@bubby9175 $1 Hitman vs $100,000,000 hitman
Only a matter of time...
I am a 911 dispatcher in Florida and when someone tells me something and I don't know the answer to it I just start watching all your videos until I find a answer to it. I one time had a man that caught him self on fire so I told him to stay hydrated and hung up. Blessed to have you, your keeping my job alive.
Finally policemen with a some sense in them (all jokes I love police officers onb)
Explains that 10 minute wait time on response...
@@nickkoyle3599you probably live in a shity part of Florida😂 in my town they show up 20 cars deep within 2 minutes
if thats true, jokes aside, thanks for your service
@@nickkoyle3599 Ohhhh ya that must be david. Ya he has a disability im not aloud to say on here. Use your imagination.
I'm a kindergarten teacher and instead of teaching my students the proper curriculum, we just watch your videos on repeat. They might not know what 1+1 is but they all understand the benefits of hydration and I couldn't be more proud.
This video is great to tech them how to stay safe on the internet as well
Thank you for your work to spread the good word of the pelican
Well done on spreading the good word of modest pelican and hydrating children
the education system is blessed to have you
Aaa
A picture of Mr Beast selling Mein Kampf at the Frankfurter Buchmesse is now living in my head rent free.
no way the no real mr "beast" is jwes so
Someone’s gonna generate this with AI now
@@TheLastArbiteralready on it
Remember guys papa peli was NOT suicidal
Australia is a dangerous continent: You could always encounter something that wants to kill you e.g MrBeast´s hitman.
@@rgboss1337 xD
Debatable
Idk. He made this video and released it, so he might have been
@@JLouis-uf9izyh that’s why he has over 2 million views, completely irrelevant
This is by far your best video! People in the comments don't seem to realize but every single detail is so well thought out. The fact that you chose Haven Island while mocking pe3o allegations and even used the side mission with the USB is just hilariously fitting. The real targets also suited perfectly, MrBeast in a luxurious mansion, Kris roaming around the island trying to recover a very sus USB and "Walmart Zlatan Ibrahimovic" training his cardio to chase minors. You are an absolute genius for being able to see that Haven Island was the perfect map for this kind of video. It almost feels like IOI intended it to be that way lol.
This is undoubtedly your magnum Opus🔥
He has a lot of really solid videos, but the amount of little references is great. Idk by "far" his best, as a lot of his other hitman videos are solid. His Starfield video and Scum video made me laugh the entire time
The joke delivery and visual cues are always top notch, peli is one of the best
nothing beats the sons of virgins series run it was peak
@@Mhe6606 yeah and I am really excited to see them in GTA 6
I think you meant pedophile when you said pe3o. Let's not unnecessarily censor ourselves
'She's 23, best 10 years of my life' 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Jeezus that was a heavy sentence to say
I almost died. When I heard that. Aka i was eating followed by having impaired breathing.
That was the funniest I've heard in a while
knew that was coming up
*Homelander music intensifies*
18:24 "I usually have to go to Thailand for tis experience" had me dying 😂😂💀💀
And half the people at the back still won't get it which is what I love most 🤣
I don't watch any controversy related content normally. But when it's done by a Christian music youtuber you know that the information is gonna be 100% factually correct, so I'll make an exception!
bless
@@ModestPelican peli can you adopt me please
@@OurlordandsaviorShrek you def ain't hydrated enough, I am however.
@LACdoggys NOOO!!
@LACdoggys I became I fish a swam ocean, ima see if I'll win now. Updates soon.
12:53 "Fun fact: I can undress a man way faster than agent 47 can" Caught me off guard 💀
just for reference in the future, papa peli has never been on any medication prescribed or unprescribed, he has never been suicidal or shown signs of such, and has never been involved in any car accidents that involve driving into trees!
and he is a great swimmer!
Ava was interested in 47 because she mistakenly thought his shining bald head was actually Caillou's.
🤢 👍
*he
@@edman9953She
If Modest Pelican goes missing, reminder HE IS NOT SUICIDAL
That’s not true
@@WhatIsTheHeat If he was suicidal, would he stay so well-hydrated? I think not.
@@JLouis-uf9iz 2.33 milly is nothing?
@@JLouis-uf9izand yet here you are commenting
Wait why r people saying this what did he actually expose tho
fucking loved this, just 21 minutes of straight passive aggresive shade I love you papa peli
Aches is so great in the intro, best latina lawyer ever
Who is Aches
Best latina lawyer ever@@Randohandle55748
Watch her shes funny and good content@Randohandle55748
@@Randohandle55748 youtube.com/@achesgaming?si=_m0AaYASVwrMd2jw her.
@@Randohandle55748Latina lawyer, of course
LOL "My girlfriend is 23 its been an amazing 10 years" 🤣
It's okay, pelican is 18 now, not his fault he was a boss at 8. At least that's what his local priest told him.
@@zeker8686 LOL
@@zeker8686Holy shit! 😂
@@zeker8686 That's why people think it's wrong, they're just jealous they didn't get any that young in life too. Not that I have but anyway how's your guys' hydration?
Was not Expecting an Assistant To Be in a Modest Pelican Video.
an*
😱
an assistant*
The fact that Jimmy made a video about an Assassin trying to kill him an year ago is just perfect.
Doing The Sons Of Virgins' work as always, brutally lobotomizing Dehydrated Malakas.
based
As an oncologist, I refuse to start a new course of cancer treatments for my new patients unless they subdcribe to Moist Penguin. I hope that helps spread the good word of your channel.
I believe anything that latina says
😂😂
Aches
Simp
@@jackconklin5398He’s too trusting, not simping. It’s still loser-ish of him but he’s not bending backwards for her.
@@jackconklin5398cry. You mad Kris didn’t touch you when he had the chance?
Dark. Offensive. Hilarious. Accurate, very accurate.
Oh lord have mercy, but knowing Pelican - there'll be no holds barred for the jokes 💀
Lord have mercy! 🙏
When are there ever?
Dr Disrespect's photo showed his side having the chess pieces, meaning our goal is to take out his queen while his goal is to clear our pieces. Meaning, in his photo, he is playing checkers while we are playing chess.
I knew the jokes would be merciless on this one, but I'm still shooketh.
How was this any spicier than the usual content? Oh, you are farming likes. I’ll let you get to it then.
@@dightonazpeitia4350it’s jst a comment man 😭🙏
@@dightonazpeitia4350 This one was more relentless and focused, and I didn't even know my comment got likes.
I liked the video so I commented on it.
@@michaelswift2421 unacceptable!!! cant do that anymore buddy
@@swagmanjay. damn!
"Am I not handsome enough to be a victim?" Absolutely foul sentence 💀
we all knew you had a hot latina lawyer
Nobody literally knew that
@@dightonazpeitia4350joke went right over your head, huh?
@@JosephOrdieres Are you the boyfriend?
@@dightonazpeitia4350 bro calls me a boyfriend because im defending someone from hate 😭 this is either ragebait or under 10 years old
@@JosephOrdieres Lol if that was “hate” then you truly are the softest generation ever. Go live in a plastic bubbly ponzón
"I usually have to go to Thailand for this" Is the best joke he's ever made.
If this gets taken down, it's canon baby
Petition for Modest Pelican’s hot Latina lawyer to voiceover all of Peli’s future videos. This should hopefully provide Peli more time to properly hydrate and conduct his philanthropic enterprises. I hear he’s doing a God’s Nectar (completely legal) Giveaway!
My boi finally speed running getting sued😂
Didn't you hear? He's simply talking about his three cats
Can't sue parodies
@@prolific1518 He lives in Australia, you definitely can.
@@volundrfrey896Australia isn't even a real country. So it's okay
@@volundrfrey896nah it's hard to sue for shit in australia
This entire video is a callout for the insane levels of hyperbole that developed around the MrBeast drama and I love it.
There is legitimacy in there but of course there was no way drama milking wouldn't happen.
@@ginogatash4030 Whaaat??? Are you telling me that a grown man willingly signing up for some light hardship while being paid boatloads of money isn't the same thing as being experimented on by unit 731???? Bro that's crazy.
@@AlbatrossCommando that's not the legit part, the legit part would be the stuff about him advertising his videos as real contests when the winners were pre determined, and also questions about how much he truly knew or didn't know about his pedo associates.
I won't jump the gun on what Beast did exactly since I'm not up to date, but there is real sketchiness to be discussed, but obviously given Mr Beast's popularity most channels will blow everything to milk drama, that's what I was getting at.
@@AlbatrossCommando I mean, Mr.Beast likely didn't tell him what time of containment he was going to be in. Regardless, there are many other things Mr.Beast is very quilty. Like knowingly hiring a registered sex offender, and knowing about Ava's behaviour before it all came out.
I love it too
the irony that he died in a poorly lit room LMAO
hot latina lawyer: "Everytime pelican refers to Mr. Beast, DrDisrespect, and Ava Kris Tyson, he's just talking about his 3 cats.
pelican not even 1 minute into the video: the mr. beast im referring to is the real world youtuber who's currently being accused of war crimes
air tight defense in the intro right there
1:50 pause 10 years!?!?!?!?!
hmmm something doesnt add up there... 🤔
@@NeutronixRLI think it’s a joke but who knows with the Pelican
What? He's in his 30's. What's so bad about a 10 year relationship?
@@ZzColdzDeathzZ did u watch the video?
@@NeutronixRL of course
0:14 is that Joe Hendry
i believe it is 👀
Why is there a Scottish man sitting next to me
8:50 is criminally underrated. Kudos my guy for a well timed jab at an unrelated celeb
We all knows they move in flocks
Kris Tyson and Mr Beast are having a chat. Mr beast says to Kris, “So, I heard you’re dating a 29 year old?” Kris Tyson responds, “No you idiot, I said I’m dating Twenty Nine year olds.”
*Chris
"Wow, I usually have to go to thailand for this experience" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nearly died when you said 'he never did major league cos he like the minors' eating food while watching you is a bad idea. You're a king bro keep the comedy!
You need to convince your niece's parents to legally change the name of their child tol modest pelican so when they go to daycare or school the good word of your channel is spread
CHRISTIAN daycare
0:54
Bro got the McDonald's ice cream machine
"theres a reason he never went major league pro...He prefers the minors" 😂🤣🤣💀
Doctor disrespect went flying💀
The type of content this website needs
I love being hydrated. I love being hydrated. I love being hydrated. I love being hydrated. I love being hydrated. I love being hydrated.
13:07 the locker room jokes had me rolling 😭 love you too peli
The fake loading bars got me, when you watch a mr beast vid, the loading bar starts to go slower near the end 12:26
lmaoo i remember seeing it and thought it was cool till it started slowing down and added like 15 seconds
This is the closest SunnyV will get to justice and I’m all for it.
This is one of the best videos I’ve ever watched
If TH-cam takes down this video, TH-cam is confirmed protecting Mr breast.
this was an excellent documentary.
the breakdown you gave on whats happened is honestly better than anything else ive been able to find simce theres like a thousand videos on each that all require you to already know whats happening
“Best 10 years of my life” killed me XD.
8:50 that one was pretty slick
Drake
You know the entire situation is bad when modest pelican makes a vid about it 😭🙏
The joke delivery and visual cues are top notch.
Always hit perfectly, one of the best text to speech Christian music channels out there.
All these years all we needed was a Pelican making hydration reminder videos disguised as gaming content.
Big water at it again
1:20 bro this is the funniest joke ive heard all day 😆
The John Howard cameo caught me off guard.
im sad nobody else is mentioning this that was funny
I'm a nurse - instead of proper discharge instructions, I show your videos to my patients to emphasize the importance of hydration and I have the doctor write prescriptions for god's sweet nectar before they go home.
I would love to “hire” your hot Latina lawyer for some of my “legal troubles” 😁
This is fucking awesome. I laughed so hard when you said all the Targets😂
I don’t think you laughed so hard at all
@stephensouthern6023we’re we’re both there
@@dightonazpeitia4350 i did i was there
@@999Juice4ever Nah, cap
@@dightonazpeitia4350 i swear 😔
Bro really did a Hitman mission with Ava Kris Tyson, Dr Disrespect and Mr Beast 😂😂
Your Doing Gods Work Out Here
As soon as you said “My girlfriend is 23…” I was wondering how long you were with her lol
Nahhh, the "best ten years of my life" is wild 💀😂
Now we just need to go after EDP with a cupcake.
💀💀💀💀
1:41 Are we just going to ignore that?
I died. I had to pause the video and collect myself. It's been like 20 minutes.
Modest Pelican is not suicidal
This is literally a mr beast expose video but its modest pelican and hitman😂
The humor was spot on. Great vid
Stay hydrated
Yup-Yup!
16:43 "the poor guy had a nasty fall"
I like how he kicked the guy into the water exactly the same way like his last time he played this mission and also how all the guards open fired
I like this combination of gaming and commentary
Also, I may need a lawyer recommendation from Mr. Pelican 😂
I’m so early that Mr beast hasn’t sued Mr pelican yet
In game
@@-Jozef what do you mean, thats just the name of his 3 cats
Pelican's hot latina lawyer is better than anyone Mr. Beast has, he knows it's a losing battle.
A Latina in a schoolgirl uniform... They'll get owned quick!! Taking bets on which asks her age first...
It's no exaggeration to say that my entire life revolves around ModestPelican's Hitman videos.
Best controversy content I’ve watched so far
This is why I love u peli, keeping it real with all the fire jokes
Mate, this video is perfect. The jokes hit almost every time, the monotone yet silky voice, and all the water in the video are a testament to how good this channel is and how it keeps many hydrated. Much love.
How can this man stay hydrated and still deliver all the banger jokes so dry
THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL! YOU SICK DODGY MALAKA
Pelican: my girlfriend is 23 and it’s been an amazing relationship.
Me: 😌
Also Pelican: Best 10yrs of my life.
Me: 💀
The Thailand joke is hella underrated
Facts
Can someone please explain. It's 3 am and I don't get it
Man. This makes me so happy you made this. Good job dude. Good job.👏
Best 10 years of my life got me 💀
It’s like me and Modest Pelican are the same person, we have the same opinions and the same school experience
The Latina is wild 😂
Racist
@@dightonazpeitia4350 racism is what makes the world possible
@@Ericrawnsley Well, true
Racism is necessary
@@dightonazpeitia4350how tf is that racist💀💀💀
And I agree with eric
And then mrbeast just whips out 1500 dollars and asks you to not kill him
bro LMAO
Some people: DATa
Other people: DAYta
Peli: 12:13
da'a
Bro it's just DATa
@@donekeyboards9do you understand the rules of vowels and hard and soft sounds?
Dod-aa
@@prolific1518 im a fucking romanian what should i know about english sounds i litterlly never learned anything about them
The Chess/Checker post Dr.Disrespect made is referencing the fact that his opponent might not be old enough to understand Chess.
13:27
"Why am I always being taunted for being way above average, this game gives me PTSD"
Come on, PPTSD was RIGHT THERE
May be the best video on yt of all time. And the most hydrated and moisturised
You should’ve seen the look on my best friends face I told him to watch your videos he refused so I locked him in a room with pelicans and his eyes were glued open and I forced him to watch every single one of your videos he hasn’t come out for a year I think he loves it and he’s been asleep for a while in a puddle of red paint (we don’t have red paint)
Crazy that his 3 housecats would do such things
Should rename the title to Modest pelican catching predators 😂😂😂
The best thing about Papa Peli is that he tells people to stay hydrated. ❤😂
Shows he cares.
This is my most favorite Educational video about youtubers
Bro got into Epstein’s Island