Jake and Amir: Split Pea Soup

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  • @lucyanne9626
    @lucyanne9626 9 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    Amir is such a good actor.

    • @jezusflower9452
      @jezusflower9452 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Sam S It's the character he was born to play

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Sam S binge watching Jake and Amir, see you everywhere

    • @lucyanne9626
      @lucyanne9626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Julian Yang I...may have something of an obsession.

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!

    • @jackfisherable
      @jackfisherable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This might be crazy, but i feel amir could play a really good live action version of joker. He just has that natural charismatic and crazy demeanor. Probably for that new joker origin movie

  • @TheVidNerd
    @TheVidNerd 11 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    That scream of pure unimaginable pain is exquisite.

    • @jonasbahn1466
      @jonasbahn1466 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he genuinely sounds like he's getting skinned alive

  • @kindofachannel7362
    @kindofachannel7362 8 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "stop telling me what I mean by shit" Jake sounded legit pissed at that part

    • @tgkafg
      @tgkafg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wud u not be?

  • @MrJonezy541
    @MrJonezy541 11 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    that scream was perfect.

  • @ZeroDarkGaming
    @ZeroDarkGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    *Piping hot soup*
    Holding it BAREHANDED from the bottom of the pot.
    “Lies are catchin’ up with you there, Bloominfeld”

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hahaha silly ZeroDark. The soup wasn’t burning hot. It was freezing cold! Maybe we should stop wondering what to expect, and start expecting what to wonder!

    • @ramseiiwelton7047
      @ramseiiwelton7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Christopher Marlowe I mean...he still got his clothes wet

    • @zeok153
      @zeok153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Corduroy Pants reference, amazing 👌🏻

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You saw that video of them commenting on this. Congratulations.

    • @ponderous_tomes
      @ponderous_tomes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that soup wasn’t boiling hot, it was freezing cold

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Word of the day in this episode is: "Yams"

  • @heath1982
    @heath1982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    YAM PLAN THANK YOU MAAM

  • @IhsanMujdeci
    @IhsanMujdeci 9 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    More like "Spilt pea soup"

  • @HASHlRAMA
    @HASHlRAMA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    -wrong.
    -for most people it's my heart, for me it's my face.
    -you are wrong, go on.

  • @legoindy111
    @legoindy111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    I will not eat the yams, Amir!

  • @2JOfficial
    @2JOfficial 12 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    i was expecting jake to say at the end that the soup was cold.. tut tut

    • @v4mp971
      @v4mp971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate that this has 0 likes and you have 1.24 million subscribers. Well hi.

  • @funkydrummerplatypus
    @funkydrummerplatypus 12 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jake's headphone cord changes almost every scene. It's entertaining to watch.

  • @obviouslychris9816
    @obviouslychris9816 10 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Stop saying yams!"
    "Yams"

  • @Drarack
    @Drarack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The sun set in the time it took him to spill the soup

  • @savannahshahab7775
    @savannahshahab7775 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Anyone else rewatching the video to hear Amir say "yams" again?

    • @theanonymoustalk
      @theanonymoustalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was completely apart of the yam plan

    • @stebsis
      @stebsis ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop saying yams

    • @thatoneguy9615
      @thatoneguy9615 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....
      Yams!

  • @Hero-jv2yd
    @Hero-jv2yd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Anyone notice it looks like noon when he's all like " I brought 5 gallons of split pea soup" but one he spills it and he's yelling and cursing on the ground the windows outside make it look like evening

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What an astute observation. You, my friend, must be a Jew.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think that's accurate, the office is lit the same plus we only see outside after, so... no

  • @vand2365
    @vand2365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    YAM PLAN THANK YOU MAM

  • @NinjaPl33z
    @NinjaPl33z 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i love how its daytime when he spills the soup and its nighttime when the guy with the headphones is talking with him. its like they just left him there and left him for ded.

    • @heisafraid
      @heisafraid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “The guy with the headphones”
      They both clarify their names in this episode....

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heisafraid Amir

  • @Josh101
    @Josh101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    check jake's headphone wire between 1:05 - 1:12

    • @mnfdsng
      @mnfdsng 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i spy an outtake

    • @MsTigger1970
      @MsTigger1970 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wow good spot didnt relise that

    • @Asdblasts
      @Asdblasts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ComboComboComboCombo Cinema Sins.....

    • @MoochieMary
      @MoochieMary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh Sharp eyes there, private

    • @AlterSucks
      @AlterSucks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao i caught that too, had to check the comments to see if anyone caught it too

  • @mehbobotorp2373
    @mehbobotorp2373 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Who wants 5L of piping hot split-pea soup? Or should I say shit, pee poop?"
    Perhaps one of the best worst jokes I've ever heard! lolll

  • @galahadortiz3258
    @galahadortiz3258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thought at the end Jake would be like "Hey, this soup is cold!"

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhh that would've been genius. And explained how he held it bare handed and also just sat there while burning.
      Would have been a good twist and a decent plan on Amir's part.

  • @DaaaahWhoosh
    @DaaaahWhoosh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I wonder if there's a permanent green stain on that carpet now...

    • @WixkedLovy
      @WixkedLovy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      When he falls you can see there's a carpet covering a sheet covering the floor.

    • @DaaaahWhoosh
      @DaaaahWhoosh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      WixkedLovy Oh, I do see that now. Thanks for pointing it out, it had been bothering me every time I watched this video.

    • @maplestoryfan321
      @maplestoryfan321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you must be fun at parties

    • @StuziCamis
      @StuziCamis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @maplestoryfan321 He watches J & A so religiously that he has figured all the ins and outs of the show....so yeah....he's the best at parties ;) :P

    • @ConceptCentral
      @ConceptCentral 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WixkedLovy wow thats... really obvious how did I not see that? Its like 1/4 of the screen!

  • @jakecrowley6
    @jakecrowley6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    NOW I GOTTA EAT THE YAMS

  • @0026sd
    @0026sd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I wonder if they filmed this at night, when everyone else was gone, because of all the screaming.

  • @spishyofficial
    @spishyofficial ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This will forever be my most favorite J&A episode

  • @VMP666
    @VMP666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This might be my favourite episode ever.

  • @Famousagentman
    @Famousagentman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually, if you look, when it changes, so does the position of the camera. It's entirely possible that most of the scenes with Jake in them were done in two sittings. After he got done with one set of lines, they adjusted the camera(during which time he used the computer), then had him do the next set of lines.
    Compare 1:04 and 2:11. Same angle, same screen. Now look at 1:28. Different angle, different screen.
    With great effort comes great videos. Keep up the good work, collegehumor.

  • @kcwidman
    @kcwidman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Yam plan thank ya ma’am”
    *spits a mouthful of chewed up pistachios all over the couch*

  • @50secondgames8
    @50secondgames8 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “I hate ‘em. I hate yams……. YAMS”
    I still quote that often lol

  • @FatWalkProductions
    @FatWalkProductions 11 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    That carpet must've been hard to clean up...

    • @Thatblueninja
      @Thatblueninja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      5 years late but it's a fake carpet they brought in. :)

  • @leetningvancleenf5843
    @leetningvancleenf5843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy post-Turkey Day, everyone. In the year we'll play it by of 2022.

  • @Mechsrule1
    @Mechsrule1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I bet the janitors of that building hate them.

    • @lastofmykind8
      @lastofmykind8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Every time they record anything that may be sloppy, they use a carpet. Tongue, Zombie Bite, Milk Man. :)

  • @childprodigy37
    @childprodigy37 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now that it's winter break, I can watch as many CollegeHumor videos as I want. And it begins...

  • @gruu
    @gruu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:48
    YAM PLAN THANK YOU MAM!

  • @Luckysquirrel1256
    @Luckysquirrel1256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Space Jam reference at the end was the best!

  • @rupertcornholio209
    @rupertcornholio209 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    If the soup is so hot then how is the pot not hot on his hands while he's holding it

    • @מידןטמיר
      @מידןטמיר 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rupert Cornholio Don't let logic confuse you

    • @unkilabelevable
      @unkilabelevable 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Rupert Cornholio It's so cold it just feels like it's hot.

    • @archiemarshall2958
      @archiemarshall2958 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Rupert Cornholio It's a comedy video - lighten up

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ever hear of stainless steel?

    • @Nop3nop3675
      @Nop3nop3675 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why he dropped it?

  • @TheWobWobWobber
    @TheWobWobWobber 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:16 is me when I go to wash my face in a scalding hot shower.

  • @PatrickGhandour
    @PatrickGhandour 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He made a bet with Streeter that he can keep his beard longer than Streeter can keep his long hair.
    Streeter won and as a reward, he gets to customize Jake's next haircut.

  • @DrOfKy
    @DrOfKy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blockbuster... Ha... A relic from a time forgotten...

  • @Yaalah
    @Yaalah 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh Amir, you always know how to extract the laughs from me.

    • @Ranger1812
      @Ranger1812 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like they're farming laughter.

  • @Yaktopan
    @Yaktopan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    because of this episode now he has to eat them. eat the yams. now he has to eat them. now he has to eat them. eat the yams.

  • @goauld88
    @goauld88 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:14 how did he boil the soup without burning the bardcode sticker?

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      since the pot wasn't burning his hands one can assume that he didn't cook it in that pot

    • @niesamowiterayson4594
      @niesamowiterayson4594 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +snitch Or he was just pretending that it was scalding hot

    • @NickBailuc
      @NickBailuc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      he used a different pot called kazan to cook it, since the yams wouldn't cook the same time as the beans, so then he mixed the peas and the yams together in that large pot, you know what i mean

  • @barbaricviking
    @barbaricviking 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That is the best screaming I have heard in my life!! :)

  • @JY-eo3te
    @JY-eo3te 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Split pea soup? More like spilled pea soup

  • @Famousagentman
    @Famousagentman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, and I was merely going into greater detail for those who don't know why this happened, and showing all of the effort that goes into these videos.
    It is very easy to watch a video like this and not realize all of the work that goes into them. A little perspective never hurt anyone, especially if it lets the folks at college humor know that their work has not gone unnoticed.

  • @wesley2936
    @wesley2936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Why can't Jake call from Amir's phone

    • @KuSaiki
      @KuSaiki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PietheBeast314 do really think Amir restricts himself to Jakes phone?

    • @wesley2936
      @wesley2936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...Good point

    • @KuSaiki
      @KuSaiki 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ekvitarius then what?

    • @silasfitzgerald7887
      @silasfitzgerald7887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because Amir prankcalled 911 a bunch too, it's implied

    • @jakoifman
      @jakoifman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If Amir prank called from the night before from jake's phone, how did jake answer Amir's call?

  • @Drarack
    @Drarack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is this so funny. I think this might be my favorite J&A vid

  • @lastofmykind8
    @lastofmykind8 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "No. HELL no."

  • @MasterTodd24
    @MasterTodd24 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "No! Hell no!" I can't stop using that line with that voice.

  • @FrancisMetrillo
    @FrancisMetrillo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol! I miss this jake and Amir

  • @baldmitzvah
    @baldmitzvah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAPPY POST TURKEY DAY EVERYONE

  • @fakiefanboy
    @fakiefanboy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you look closely you can tell the soup isn't boiling hot as stated by Amir.

    • @Jake-jf7xk
      @Jake-jf7xk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      really? he didn't actually pour boiling hot soup on himself? you are so smart

    • @SirPwnagepotato
      @SirPwnagepotato 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jak e pretty sure he was being sarcastic...

    • @Fangoros
      @Fangoros 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jak e look at his profilepic man

    • @Nilmur2
      @Nilmur2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jak e If you pay even more attention you notice that Amir is holding the Pot from the bottom with his bare hands. Which would be really fucking hot if the soup inside was boiling. I've seen another episode where Murphy and Amir pour boiling soup as an april fools on Jake and they are actually wearing gloves not sure if that was after this one though

  • @12iley12
    @12iley12 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm Jake you're Amir." "Yams." :D

  • @DvoraZomberg
    @DvoraZomberg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "No! Hell no!" 1:05

  • @plokijum
    @plokijum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the first Jake and amir video I've watched

  • @blakeskipper2529
    @blakeskipper2529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bring em back!!!!!!!!

  • @briankaner1717
    @briankaner1717 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the best jake and Amir videos ever

  • @cowgrll
    @cowgrll 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jake and I have the same headphones! #dope

    • @markerenberg3439
      @markerenberg3439 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      tia thomas what headphones are they?

  • @jesslovesawalk8557
    @jesslovesawalk8557 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Amir (if that's how you spell it, I don't know, I'm drunk and can't be arsed to check in my joyful haze) is so freaking funny. But only with the help of jake. The two personalities blend seamlessly together. Whoever came up with the idea has a brilliant sense of humour and should be proud. This is the only comment I've made in longer than I care to remember. Which means nothing to the masses. But take my word for it - funny stuff. Actually laugh out loud funny. Not fake lol funny.

  • @ansonstiles
    @ansonstiles 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    YAMS

  • @yellabelly2
    @yellabelly2 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed so freaking hard when he said, "Yams!" So funny.

  • @BillyBob-io4mq
    @BillyBob-io4mq 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What is Jake and Amir's job?

  • @TheEpicWolf64
    @TheEpicWolf64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Stop telling me what I mean by shit" seems very relevant these days.

  • @davidxlk
    @davidxlk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i feel bad for the carpet every time i see their videos

  • @TelescopeNoir
    @TelescopeNoir 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A conversation between 2chainz and Amir.
    "I'm in the kitchen. Yams everywhere!" "No! Not yams!"

  • @SnakeVenomTV12191
    @SnakeVenomTV12191 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YAMS!!!!!!!!

  • @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES
    @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he is saying who wants some piping hot split pea soup and is carrying by the bottom instead of the handles. Pure logic.

  • @nihilisticspacelizard1868
    @nihilisticspacelizard1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That split pea soup actually looks delicious.

  • @jacksonvaughn5248
    @jacksonvaughn5248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    his headphone cord keeps switching between shots haha

  • @kelseegage181
    @kelseegage181 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yams

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did you laugh so hard that you frickin'moved?

  • @rhanaxthevoid8636
    @rhanaxthevoid8636 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YAMS!

  • @nickzardiashvili624
    @nickzardiashvili624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What = Yes

  • @8bithallucinations
    @8bithallucinations 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i keep watching the first 26 seconds and when Amir burns himself i cant breathe from laughter

  • @brassmonkey4815
    @brassmonkey4815 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i hate 'em. i hate yams.

  • @sheldoncooper7189
    @sheldoncooper7189 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    (MDRS) The Mars Desert Research Station (MDRS) is the second of four planned simulated Mars habitats (or Mars Analogue Research Stations) maintained by the Mars Society.

  • @sophieschreiber314
    @sophieschreiber314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The soup wasn’t boiling hot, it was freezing cold

  • @dropout
    @dropout 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Manuary

  • @elizabethcomstock4923
    @elizabethcomstock4923 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wait a second. If the soup is boiling hot, how is Amir holding the pot with his bare hands?

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmm. This is better than most new Jake and Amirs. Keep it up.

  • @skrab275
    @skrab275 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That soup is so gross

  • @MannyNamiro
    @MannyNamiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know how absolutely stupid "Or should I say "Shit, pee, poop?"" is but it gets me every time.

  • @UncleDidlles
    @UncleDidlles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just noticed that jake's headphone position changes between transitions

  • @richardj9016
    @richardj9016 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:25 i love how the women in the background just couldn't give two shits

  • @CreativeUsernameEh
    @CreativeUsernameEh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    wow this is so fake, when he's carry the pot like that his hands would be getting burnt (use the handles) and when he falls down his hand position changes. fake and gay friendly

    • @imanerdyyy
      @imanerdyyy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's either your a troll ( Most likely ) Or this is your first time watching Jake and Amir...

    • @ConnorCreed3
      @ConnorCreed3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Come on, its Amir. the guy can put on sunglasses from out of nowhere

    • @Hawlem
      @Hawlem 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just enjoy the video you fucking physics analyst.

    • @rachelgabriella9510
      @rachelgabriella9510 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just enjoy the video.

    • @imanerdyyy
      @imanerdyyy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CreativeUsernameEh Just because a whole like three people ( apparently ) made you cry, doesn't mean you have to make the rest of us seem like we're jackass's..... And if you are actually crying, suck it up.. Its the internet -_-

  • @G40rc3
    @G40rc3 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    now this made my day brighter ^_^

  • @666BlackenedDeath
    @666BlackenedDeath 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What headphones does Jake have around his neck?

  • @mike0rr
    @mike0rr 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The end tied it all together perfectly.

  • @TheObsidianForger
    @TheObsidianForger 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the love of all that is holy... Anyone else notice the continuity error with his headphone cord? Every other scene it's hanging down and then back to draped back behind his head and over the other shoulder.

  • @DeathcoreDrumzDude
    @DeathcoreDrumzDude 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best episode.

  • @MexicanDoctorJ
    @MexicanDoctorJ 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the best imo. And does anyone notice it seems to go from daylight to nighttime during the spilling of the soup?

  • @martinoc2282
    @martinoc2282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have the same headphones as Jake lol

  • @blondieparh1086
    @blondieparh1086 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jake and amir are the best college humors.

  • @MrSumima
    @MrSumima 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Julian Smith at 1:12

  • @frankreyes6784
    @frankreyes6784 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS LEGITIMATELY REMINDED ME OF HOW ME AND MY EX USED TO ARGUE, I USED TO SAY "FINE" AND SHE WOULD BE LIKE "THAT MEANS YES, OR ELSE BLAH BLAH...." God the memories, terrible

  • @ThisIsAtomic
    @ThisIsAtomic 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can someone explain what yams are?

  • @humanbeings303
    @humanbeings303 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is one of my favourite jake and amirs :)

  • @cornday21
    @cornday21 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol first funny jake and amir in a long time in my opinion

  • @RyleRider
    @RyleRider 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    What are the headphones Jake was using?
    Also where can you buy those?

  • @RyPerry092189
    @RyPerry092189 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The idea of them cleaning up the carpet is amazing. Honestly, practically how did they do this?