Kids Say the Darndest Things 32 | Kids Say
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Aw! The kid crying while getting his toenails clipped was cute. He chose to give compliments under pressure! ♥️
He doesn't get his toenails clipped, I think he stepped on something ant the mother is trying to pull it out ... or do you have nails on your ball of the foot :D
Tamii Dohnal either way, he is still cute! ♥️
Ikr! He's cute!
Hadley & Paige I laugh when I get my toe nails cut
I thought she was trying to take a splinter out of his foot or something.
"He's just a little turtle and you hurt his feelings"
She is so sweet, I love her! ...Conversely, mom sounds like kind of a jerk
It's rolereversal XD
She sounds like mom
Turtles have feelings too
eksophia Exactly! Turtles are my favorite animals and that Mom should say sorry to those precious animals
Ikr! Adults are the worst sigh
'Don't tell me they're not real. I won't let you ruin my childhood' .That girls smart 😁
Yeah I agree
When I pretend I'm sick I go up to my mom and say Mom I'm sick today so I can't go to school and Mom said then you need to Madison and I just say nope I'm okay bye see you
I love kids who realize that they're just little kids
For real, they look pretty young for their parents to be saying that
Justin Zapata medicine
"whats wrong?"
*"i need chocolate"*
"you need chocolate?"
*"yeah"*
*thats such a mood*
🤣 hahahahaha
mary speck yes that’s going in my “such a mood” Book
That is so me.
Lol 😆 !
Go back to first grade, weirdo.
that little girl at the end can come up with some really deep lyrics
*Waiting for full soundtrack*
Agee
Album 101 coocoo gag waffle skeet
Billie eilish!
It's the toddler girl version of Bob Dylan!
The kid complimenting his mum while he’s hurt is the sweetest thing.
Just say sorry to that turtle.
Exactly
No
Definitely
Yeh cuz turtle doesn't like getting sprayed.
Setting a bad example refusing to say it 😂 the same parent will question why her child does the same thing 🤷🏼♀️
“Justin Timberlake.. is coming to the halftime show”
“Is-is he going to marry me?”
8:56
People say he’s still counting the same numbers till this day
Maya _qt u mean “legends say”
U mean "legend has it"
20,24,28,20!,20,245,43987538945738457893e457839475389475348579,65777878979789789789789797979797979999
The last baby's singing was really good. She has talent. She knows how to keep note pitch.
원석우 time?
원석우 nvm found it
10:50
wow what a rude mom 2:37 and what a poor turtle :(
Agreed :(
Mhmm
Yes :( i mean parents tell their kids to say sorry all the time so why wouldn’t the mom say sorry to the pore little title if it was so important to her child 😭😭😭
Um I thing the reason why she did that was she actually sprayed it soft cause she wanted to give the turtle water
ikr
Hey mom he’s really really sorry
But it’s not that bad
He glued his scissors
Just change your attitude
"No dress hookers.". Oh God that was funny.
???
It really wasn’t
@@plsdonottakeinspirationswi6693
0:18 - 0:53
@@Tiggster-qr8mw shut up that's their opinion.
It says do not put clothes hangers on that thing.
4:13, that little girl is just precious 🥺
"Say sorry to the turtle." OMG. That's so cute.
What do you wanna name her ?
- Butthole !!
Ahahahhaha i was not ready 😂😂
When I have a second kid they will probably say “mommy it’s dead we should bury it” when it’s sleeping
Me never
"I need chocolate" OML
WE ARE THE SAME I NEED CHOCOLATE
I love that kid "I don't wanna hear it, you are not going to ruin my childhood!"
I actually really liked the “bouncy baby” song the baby sang at the end. I’ve been replayed this video several times just for that part since yesterday!
9:53 We got a Karen Over Here
"Sooo..."
*"I dont want to have kids."*
Wow.
ow.
w.
wOw
.
Kid: "I like your shirt mommy.."
Mum: " Thankyou"
Kid: "Youre welcome"
*silence*
Kid: "I like your tOENaiLS, mommy.."
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What was the mom doing
“I like your shirt mommy.......... your welcome!”
“Thanks you.”
.....
“Mommy i like your toenails!”
Awww that sweet boy who was complementing his mommy even when he is scared. ❤️
"Her testicles are sick." I died laughing at that!
EAK1996 me too. I even showed it to my dad
What was his reaction?
lol me too that was so funny
Um if your dead how are you typing this r/woooooosh
I'm a ghost.
10:50 that first line of the song though it’s just relatable
You want an honest opinion/answer, ask a child lol 😆
Or my 75 year old korean grandfather
You aren't gonna ruin my child hood!😂😂😂😂😂
She is my myth
No 1:
Not a single soul:
Little girl:my arms are broken
Me:yeah right
At 7:08 the child literally so cute.❤️🤗
MOM! SAY SORRY TO THE TURTLE!
Why?
@@noobboy7716 Why not?
I don’t understand why the mom couldn’t just say sorry to the turtle. Now the kid is going to hate her.
Lol
Hellur chile you’re right, but think from the kid’s perspective
1:35 The fact that he said not surprising is sad
5:13 legend has it is that he is still in the corner today and still not taking medicine.
5:56 *WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE!* 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
Thank you for looking through the new comments to find this one.
This is from last year 👁👄👁
2:28... That kid's going places!! You little champion you!!
8:34
When you malfunction because the stuff on the board doesn't make sense.
*shows up on little pink trike*
"Your Uber ride is here!" Absolutely adorable!
wow!😭😂
5:39 my favorite part! 😆🤣
LOL MY FAVORITE PART TOO
4:13 when a mom tells his or her gamer kid to go outside
...moms are female.
@@genehawthorne8502 no hate, but some are trans and some people with two dads call one of their dads "mom" to not feel different, although they are not.
That's me
@@JEOAKGPAJGPNE what if they're non-binary?
10:00 she gonna grow up to be a Karen
Or health and safety advisor. 🤷🏻♀️
Poor child
0:59 when your mom comes to your holloween party
Girl: Me?
Mom: Yes
Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Girl: The backyard is bad cause it has grass, I don't like grass
I'm exactly the same... only I'm 38!
9:02 "Well just thats just not fair
The little girl at around 10:48, is soooo sing’n da blues..🥰😂🤣😂🤣
That last girl, will grow to have a superb lyrical gift!😭♥️
Tbh when she said "I am like a bomb that no one can love" made me sad
I know man she’s deep😭
Kid: if you’re gonna tell me they aren’t real, no, you guys are not going to ruin my childhood! 🤣😂🤣
So cute "hurry up I'm getting tired"😂so cute!
You guys aren’t gonna ruin my childhood
There was something my little brother used to say when he was five, so whenever he fell,got hurt, ect. ....
He would say "you pushed me with your magic!!" And he was full on serious about it lmao😂😂
Why wouldn't you clean up your mess?
Cause... cause my arms are broken
0:55 Me in class telling myself it's gonna be a great day!
0:59 4 mins later my bully/anoying dude comes in.
4:14 When I have to battle SmileDog in a game I love
😂😂😂
I love when she pushes him off the fireplace
F in chat for turtle who never got an apology...
The last baby actually made me sad, she sang all her pain😍😍😍😍😍
One time I came home from school and the first thing I said was
“ I got married to a rock”
Amazing topic !!! Thanks for sharing!!!
When the dad came into the room a,d the child screams so loud I litarlly start cracking up 🤣
7:54 I had that shirt when I was little :D
*I'm like a bomb that no one can love.*
*I'm like a bun who have the knife.*
*I wash my hands,*
*get myself a drink.*
*And my mom says,"Go to bed now."*
*And so she says,"I'm not gonna.*
*But she says,"I'm not gonna go to bed with you"*
*And the little bouncy baby gonna go in her bed*
*THE END~*
more of a bop than any of my songs lol
That's impoccable 4:17
Dad: WHAT R U DOING?!!
Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Kid: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Dad: are u sleeping yet?
Kid: I will if you get out..
Dad: Ok goodbye
Kid: WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE
XD that was so funny 😆😂
and btw it’s at 5:40
LOL
It's funny
Yeah it was funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Rahaf Haider you are so right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:30 i laughed my head off!🤣
*Certificate... Satikerfik Impossible...Impokable!* 😂
Dad:"Okay, goodbye"
Me:wow.. What a valid awnse...
little girl:"*WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES*"
8:03
Son: I’m pumping daddy!
Dad: oh good god
XD how does he even know how to do that
His mom probably has a little baby so she pumps milk to put in bottles for the baby. My mom did it in front of us.
Gosh darn it mom! Say sorry to that poor turtle!
the fact that the little girl said “testicles” instead of “tonsils” 😂😂😂
The one with the boy in a spider man jacket is the BEST, hands down 😂
2:27 "I don't wanna have kids"😂😂same
You really should say sorry to that turtle.
8:23 For goodness sake, he doesn't need privacy, he needs to be taken to the loo. He is more than old enough!!
He’s way too old to be going to the bathroom in his pants good grief!
If you're gonna tell that those ain't real, I'm not listening. I'm not letting you ruining my childhood! 😂😂😂😂
8:28 is hilarious
5:40 “what are you doing”
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Faves:
1. 4:02
2. 4:15
3. 5:40
4. 7:58
5. 8:29
6. 10:48
5:40 when she screams:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I will sleep if you go
WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES!!!
1:52 he hurt his brother.
0:32 yay!! Finally someone who also calls their grandmother Mormor. Mormor means mothers mother in Swedish, and yeah I'm Swedish so it's quiet exciting to hear someone else say that because it's so rare.
It's Mormor in Norway to. But this was in US?
Mom: Why?
Kid: Because I don't like you, anymore.
She is hilarious 😂
Thank you for liking my comment literally nobody ever likes my comments!
2:14 Best thing I’ve heard all day 🤣
"Woah who are you?"
" Spider-Man "
Real spider man left the game
“Up and down up and down up and... NO!!!! NOT U AHHHHH” love ur vids lol 😂
3:02 is me af.
😂😂😂
🍫🍫🍫
1:00 when I have sleep paralysis and I see that demon
Teacher:Today is a test
Kids: 4:15
Omg that's me
So true 😆
*Sa-tea-ker-THIQQ-*
SateakerTHIQQ? Certificate.
I am *T H I C C*
I just don't understand why that mom didnt say sorry to the turtle. I think it was really sweet from that girl. Sorry for my english, it's not my native language.
Did u know all boys are unicorns...
They just have their horn on the wrong end!
And I oop-
big brother:your supposed to have you costumes on if you want to sing
big brother:*pushes small brother*
1:43
me:that hurtssssssss
Did u see the little boy screaming NO NOT YOUUU 😅😂😂😂
11:18 she's a good singer maybe she could re sing that song and put it to public
10:49 Better than most grunge rock lyrics.
2:39 WHO'S THAT POKÉ-CHILD!? It's _VSCO GIRL_
I know y'all heard that future song writer at the end😍😂 lol
5:40-5:57 favourite part!
I’m addicted to these videos
4:12 I couldn't stop replaying the video
@PRINCESS Life same