How Joe Biden Crashed his Bike
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 มิ.ย. 2022
- Lanterne Rouge analyses Joe Biden's recent crash when he fell off his bike during a leisurely jaunt due to some unwilling pedal cages.
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Joe biden's biggest rival is gravity
This aged well.. unlike him
Jesus christ it happened again
Nah its trump
im voting gravity for next election, make physics great again
Joe Biden vs Issac newton
Wouldn't have happened if he was more left leaning.
Nice one lol
Lol
🤣🤣💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥
excellent.
Haha! Smartest joke on here lol
I can’t imagine the conversations between the secret service members when they’re off duty 😂
Who’s on diaper duty today?
One day, maybe 10 years, maybe 20, some things will be declassified and we will learn a little bit of the extent of his incompetency. Its bad enough that he looks bad when he is prepared in public, imagine how bad he looks behind closed doors, or worse yet, when meeting with world leaders.
"Well we're just gonna have to start laying down next to wherever he is, i can't lose this job, Dave. i pay 3 women alimony"
They're like..... I can't believe that we have to babysit this idiot guy. Lol
They still respect him, at least he's physically active, unlike the previous twit
Bro saw ice cream on the road
Nah he saw a young girl with pretty hair 😂😂😂
...
Pelosi's ice cream
He need Hair👃👃👃
They say that running the country is like riding a bike
- CIA 2023
Both have fallen.
And Joe crashed the bike, that means..... 💀
This man falls on everything and then blames what he fell on. 😂
Don’t get any ideas cia he ain’t a Kennedy 😭
Those boxed pedals are a death sentence for anyone over 60
For anyone
The greatest invention to torture anyone
So he has zero common sense for having these pedals.
I think I can…oh no. I cant.
Excuses. He shouldn't be leading if he's incoherent.
Come up with a better excuse
" Motocross gloves . " 😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
He forgot they took the training wheels off.
To be honest, this could have happened to anyone.
@@lonelyberg1808happens to me 😭
That bike almost assasinated the President of the United States of America.
Unfortunately it failed
Nice president yall lmfao
I'm the 69th like 😏😏😏
@@who-ny5oe NO WAY DUDE!
*it tried
Secret service:
"The eagle has crash landed"
Bro is as old as mighty eagle
Eagle my ass, dude has completely destroyed america
😂😂😂
You mean the Buzzard don't you?
*Turtle 💀
So you guys are sayin that this person's running your whole country
Seriously tho 😂
Unfortunately
No worries folks, he never decided anything
Like it’s astonishing & some people still support him. I just don’t get it
Everyone knows the president doesn't run shit... don't you remember Bush jr?
How pissed was that Secret Service agent having to bike slowly behind him 😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅
Seperti siput
Spot on analysis as always
The first thing he did when he got up was go talk to that little girl. She might have been why he fell in the first place!
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@@mayomonkey3810 the link is completely and entirely unrelated to the video. Hope I saved someone some time
@@mayomonkey3810 no one click this please
@@cxzay you just made me want to click it more lol 😂
@@mayomonkey3810 😂👍🏽
Where's the Secret Service agent throwing himself on the ground to cushion his fall?
Yeah, they just stood and watched.
They want cheaper gas prices...
They got tired of giving it up for old Joe!
@@HubertofLiege you blame them lol
Don't you mean his domestiques?
Who let this man run for president 💀🤣
smh🤦🏻♀️😹
Electoral College
@@ProudtoBeWOKE He won the popular vote too, Lol.
But no doubt, If ranked choice voting existed, another candidate would've won
Morons and deep state
81 Million people, most of which born around 1776.
He saw an ice cream truck & then got weak to his knee.
Or a little girl.
Imagine what the secret service was thinking, the way he fell down like he got shot LOL
I wish
I wish you would have got shot by his invisible person he tried to shake hands with
Too bad he didn’t lol
@@ghostguy2409 watchlist moment but you're not wrong lol
@@ghostguy2409 personally, I also wish for a civil war which will almost certainly have global ramifications.
That fall probably shaved 1 year off his life
If that was the case he'd have died 3 weeks ago
@@daanishmanzoor1huh?
@@bunto7552 I cant remember the video but i probably just meant he was old or something.
@@daanishmanzoor1 ah huh
Hahaha!
First the stairs, then the poop then the crowd, then Pledge of Allegiance and now the bike
Air force academy also
This is the equivalent of a soldier being through 86 world wars and finally being taken out by the common cold
Bro crashed at 0 Miles per hour💀
It’s really easy to do if you don’t know how cycles work
Yo bro it’s a lifelong habit👍🤡
😂
Ikr
lmfao
‘Gardening gloves’ 😂
I use working gloves (and glasses) for cycling - they are not much different than original cycling gloves, but are much cheaper, and you also get well fashioned ones
@@simonm1447 right don't need to waste money on expensive crap that will wear out in a few rides lmfao 🤣 😂
Looks like ski gloves 😂
I use gardening gloves on my 80cc engine powered bike to bumpy
There not for gardening or for skiing, they are construction type gloves. You get them at home depot. See the FG, It stands for force grip I believe
This is the most embarrassing thing ever recorded in world history smfh 🤡
That’s a good comercial for I’m falling and I can’t get up bell 😂
Bro might start a war against gravity
or against the bike.
Dayumn capitalising another invasion to please the megacorp weapon sellers against gravity. Muricaaaa Rahhhhhhhhhh 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 💪💪💪
Bro gonna fight a falling apple 💀
Start sending missles straight up just to fight gravity
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Let's have a war
So you can go and die!
Let's have a war!
We could all use the money!
Let's have a war!
We need the space!
Let's have a war!
Clean out this place!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let's have a war!
We're like rats in a cage!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
Let's have a war!
Sell the rights to the networks!
Let's have a war!
Let our wallets get fat like last time!
Let's have a war!
Give guns to the queers!
Let's have a war!
The enemy's within!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many [Repeat: x2]
bro saw an icecream van 💀💀💀
If an ice cream van is little children.
😂
Stumble Bum..
Biden drives a Corvette, Trump drives a golf cart
Edgy from a special ed student.
Secret service agent on the radio : he’s down again!
😂
I can't believe he is the president of America 😂😂😂
OML🤣😭
Arrest that bike!
@@albogypsy2842 🤣🤣🤣
"joe biden falls off his bike going 0mph"
I haven’t seen him on another bike
😂😂😂😭
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 noo
"This could be his GC over" 😂😂😂
With respect to the American people, I am sending a message from an Asian country. Have you noticed that America is not the former America that European, Middle Eastern, and Asian countries obeyed?
Trump represents America's power, and Biden represents America's weakness when in the Middle East and Iran, President Biden is ridiculed. While you are making America great again by voting for Trump.
So true u live in an Asian country but litterally u are so right
We k ow! That’s how can tell an American is America. We walk around red-faced
I hope that bike is okay
@Nippy $horts Produxions being a human being doesn't mean you deserve empathy, he's not just incompetent, he's also a huge creep
@Nippy $horts Produxions I see where your coming from, but that's the same philosophy that got Kanye cancelled.
Be careful out there, modern society doesn't take kindly to good people like you for some reason
@Nippy $horts Produxions you’re too nice. And too much kindness makes a bad society
@Nippy $horts Produxions you said everyone deserves love. What about p3dophiles. Do they deserve love too?
@Nippy $horts Produxions ain’t no way your actually gonna try and fight for them. They need to be on the death penalty if anything they are a literal danger to children and kindness is supposed to what magically cure them? And how about all the re offenders that repeat it. What about the children danger? I don’t know what fairytale or delusion you’re living in but this is the real world
Secret service dude: I’m glad this was my day off.
Can’t ride a bike but can control the free world . Got it.
Gravity doesn't support the USA president 😅😅
Bro crashed faster than my pc running any game💀
Bro crashed faster than the economy
Bro crashed faster than the gas prices
@@Delta20826ngl that was funny😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro crashes unexpectedly like when you impregnate with precum “but I pulled out!”
@@arsonwars lmao
Biden is multi-talented. Falls off bikes, falls up steps, falls flat over sandbags.
Shakes hands with ghosts. Gets lost on stage. Showers with His Daughter.
Falls over cables and pets and slurs speeches
40 year old virgin. Sandbag
Falls for bribes.
@@smittyinwootown5640 Who´s daughters?
How many of you criticizing an 81 year old man will live to 81 much less be riding a bicycle?
bro get over it this guys a loser lizard and he doesn’t care about u
If biden is elected again I might not even make it to 41
@@wilfordbrimleypranks if trump is elected lots of people won't make it to 41
@@gfarleyTrump’s far more competent than Biden! Biden can’t find his way off a stage, walk up a flight of stairs without falling over, or utter an even remotely coherent sentence without reading off a teleprompter! Also, our economy’s a wreck, we have a 40-year-high inflation rate, and we have a literal Crisis at the Southern Border of the likes America has never seen before! We’re also funding TWO wars with our taxpayer money!
The only problem with this video is why the lady with her phone all in his face didn’t try and break his fall like damn girl help help 🤦🏽♀️
The secret service cant protect him from his own stupidity
Come on man, guy is 85. Think of your father and mom at this stage. If you hate him and his politics, fine. But don't mock the man on his capacities as an elder
@@fabriciofaceTrue as fuck.
@@fabricioface if you knew the man was this age and he was too old then why in the world would you want him as president? there is no defending him now
@@davidigbafe2121our 2nd place canidate is only 3 years younger, we have a very old government overall
@@fabriciofacehe’s not 85
It's the fact that he came to a COMPLETE stop. And THEN fell over LMAO
Jesus Christ Is Coming Soon Repent Before Its To Late He Is The Only Way To Heaven 😊🙏✝️❤❤
@@atrmediaofficialyes and he’s gonna fight dajjal. Insha Allah
Guys. God is good🗣️🔥
And will win@@Duckt1le
@@keilanarellano3621 Insha Allah
He saw some children and lost all control like usual
Wild
No he didn’t he needs to get rid of the cages
@@Sam_Pound45 he would of fell either way
That's what we we call "Fall of America"
Let’s have him hand out diplomas at the Air Force Academy.
Lmao 🤣
LOLL
it’s joever
And Trump
@@BradenIsCool
What about Trump?
Secret services got fired after that one😂
Doubt it. Whoever believes he is running the country, needs to wake up and smell the coffee.
They were just recovering from dog bite wounds.
Fr
Bro forgot gravity existed
“Clean up on aisle 5” type shit
He saw a little girl and went straight towards her. True story.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
wtf😲🤣🥴
C'mon, man. She was 12, and I was 30. What do expect me to do; not sniff her? It's just a stutter, Jack.
End of quote. Repeat the line.
wttttffffff🤣
Ashley Biden in the shower?
Bro just realised I have that exact bike lmfao. I got the Biden bike. And I’ve also done the Biden fall on the Biden bike
You got the caged foot pedals?
Edit: Spelling
@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 I did, but removed them for this very reason. They're lethal
biden bike
biden bike
@@oliviersavard8676 Biden bike
Biden bike
I would like to elect you president
well guys that is the man that is leading our country atm
👉"gardening gloves"😂
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Bro skipped leg day 💀💀💀
hes 80
@@Future_Fighter Any lucid 80 year old knows their limits
@@firstNamelastName-ho6lv yeah you right but hes a different breed
Bro skipped brain day
@Moises 🤓+ Nerdy L Ratio + Trump Better + Sleep Joe.
If you didn't know he was the "president" youd swear this was a life alert commercial
I remember the good old days when everyone said that George W. Bush is a bad president.
“Hello and welcome to standing up school”
“Aaannd you failed!”
Underrated comment😂
Is this asdf movie reference?
@@harkplayz why yes it is.
@@harkplayz what else would it be?
ASDF!!!!!!!
"And he's doing this eyes up, just on feel"
Lol so damn funny
Cursing is a sin and so is Insulting, using God's name in vain and Rude and Crude joking. Repent and turn to Jesus
That line sums up liberal filth perfectly.
@@notelf5044 Riley P never used or mentioned Gods name in his comment
@@notelf5044 he didn’t even...
Nah I ain’t wasting time arguing with you
@@CSDM15 Reject God rn then he'll reject you into Heaven. Repent and turn to Jesus
The most hated man in history of politics
Idk man hitler was kinda bad
Me trying to explain to my best friend how I fell on his girlfriend
Kamala Harris got excited after seeing this video …..
We all did
I think Biden will survived Kamala’s inaction.
Yea me too
Nah she got pissed cause she found out he survived it
"How about some base jump next, Joe ?"
Gas prices got him riding bike too 💀
Edit:Thanks for the like :)
Lolll 😂😂😂
Yeah biden owns every ounce of gas in the world... he must be pretty powerful
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It’s his fault too😂
@@perico6969ikr 😂
“The Potato is DOWN, …. I repeat, the Potato is DOWN!”
They didn't tell him. those stupid things are on both pedals. 😂
The audio is amazing I really understood everything, felt like watching an awesome tennis game or even better a golf game.
ayo grandpa that u?
Golf game? bro u at least 89 years old
Gandpa?
Thank you everybody made it sound like the guy just fell over. Impressive that he can ride a bike still at his age we know 45 couldn't even lift a glass with one hand. Hahahaha you all are silly in America.
@@kleber7563 I'm 27 years old hahaha
Joe spends more time rolling around on the floor than anything else
🤣🤣🤣
More like sniffin
its perfect 😂
@@renecobos9336young girls
😅😅😅truth
I didn’t actually expect him to explain how he fell off his bike😂
When I’m feeling down and out, I put on a biden video and go directly to the comment section. Next thing I know I’m lmao forgetting about my troubles.
"This could be his GC over"
I'm unfamiliar with this reference, could you fill me in so I can get the full comedic impact of this video?
Explain please
GC is general classification, overall winner in bike racing stage races.
@@joshbingaman2334 ah, i get it now. Thanks you!
He will focus on stage victory then
He saw a little girl he wanted to sniff and got ahead of himself.
funny thing is it you watch the whole video it's true haha
Absolutely I believe that
Lmfaoooo
😁
Trump is worse.
Only person in the history of humans that forgot how to ride a bike.
meanwhile my handicap dad is replacing the roof, water ⛷️, fixing the cars, moving furnitures in a 3 story house to a trailer to another and more
For those who don’t know, there’s a full version of this from another perspective. The moment he gets up, he walks right over to a little girl in the crowd. No, I am *not* joking.
Oh
🧍🏽♀️💀
💀
Nah
💀
He was so happy leaving the bike, the moment he realized he's stuck the smile gone
What an embarrassment
Actually, someone of his age being able to ride a bike and take that kinda fall is impressive.
“Your enemy can’t know what you’re doing if you don’t know what you’re doing”
-Sun Tzu, probably
That was an American who said that
😄
I read this in Russian voice 😂
"Your enemy can´t know what you´re doing if they don´t know shit"
-Common Sense, obviously
"The president is down, I repeat, the president is down, over!"
Y’all really made a whole break about Biden falling 🤣🤣😭
Every cyclist with clip in’s or their predecessors has done the slow motion fall of shame at some point. Welcome to the club Mr President.
Lmfao💀
i haven’t!
that’s not a flex; I am living in constant fear for the first time to happen
@@less_than_amateur yep, I overthink it to the point of taking both feet out and turning the pedals upside down before I stop.
@@less_than_amateur Don't worry, you will eventually
My time was in a tight turn, it wasn't wide enough of a turn so I just fell, with both feet in the cages xd
I am 100% sure the secret service members inside the car are laughing their Ass of as they watch everything unfold.
Members is the wrong word mate. 😅 Rewrite. I know your native language is English
@workoutbasics2611 no that is very much right.
Anybody here after the debate
Anyone who has ever used clipless pedals has done that more than once
yeah we can excuse the inept ability of the most powerful man in the world on a bike lol
This is perfect example of how this guy runs the country.
No. That would be Trump who couldn’t run the country. Trump refused to have a transition team because he didn’t want to spend the money; even though it would have come from donated campaign funds. Apparently he thinks campaign donations belong to him personally; he was caught screaming at Christie and Lewandowski that they were “stealing his money”. This is why multiple US Government agencies didn’t see anyone from the Trump Administration for months; and when they did, the teams sent consisted of junior staffers who went around telling everyone they were stupid and didn’t know anything about the agencies they were overseeing. Imagine some kid telling the experts at the Department of Energy they were dumb and didn’t know anything about nuclear energy or technology. Yeah. That happened. Trump’s entire administration was a fly by the seat of the pants mess with no direction, policy, or order.
Why do you think Trump was putting out Executive Orders that constantly got overturned in court? They just created whatever they wanted without even sending them to get looked over by the legal departments or any other government agencies. Trump thought he could just rule by decree. He||, they didn’t even bother with spell checking! His EOs had multiple spelling and grammar mistakes. That should tell you something right there; it was a disorganized mess.
By contrast, Biden had over 2000 people already lined up to fill positions well before the inauguration and had plans already devised. Biden’s been through this rodeo before and knows what he’s doing. Trump was a hot mess from day one.
No wonder the stock market keeps falling
didnt trump add 3 trillion dollars to debt
his foot was stuck he had no time to do anything lmao
@@dude_indeed_on_the_internet possibly, however it would be heavily offset by the fact that the economy was freaking insanely good under his administration
Bidens such a down to earth kind of guy
He is well grounded
Gravity loves Biden
@@amitavasengupta5580his number one supporter 🤣
What an embarrassment! He either falls or falls asleep...
He forgot that they removed his training wheels for the public. So he didn't balance his bike.
The commentary is spot on! 🤣
The way his smile faded 💀
dude saw airplane in the sky
The Fall Guy!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice running commentary though!
Gardening gloves🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is probably the most understandable/relatable fuckup Big Joe's made
Yeah
He was sleep-cycling
It's a real pain in the ass trying to get off of a bike when your leg goes numb
I've got two words for you.
Made. In. America.
"rides for the United States of America - leader of that team" had me laughing my ass off. This clip is pure gold (no pun intended).
and the usofa let it supreme lider felt to the ground. and on top of that u laugh about hem
wat a respect for you flag
Where is the pun in saying the clip is pure gold?
@@gh3meister gold medal
Biden's biggest rival is gravity 😂
Joe is so demented, that he hides his own eggs for easter
Haha! You really have a great sense of humor.
Biden…..damned, who took my training wheels off!?
Ppppjajru
DANG BRO THE GAS PRICES GOT BIDEN RIDING A BIKE
This has happened to me before and I’m an agile 35-year-old. Your shoes click into the petals and when you pull them off, sometimes they snag and it can cause you to fall. People gotta stop criticizing this man.
Those straps are more dangerous than clip in cleats
To be fair, Dr. Jill had just taken off the training wheels two weeks earlier.😁
He rode fine,then he stopped and things went to shit
@@birdmcturd1626 Kinda like the time he fell UP the airplane steps! 😅