The C.I.A. Tried to Recruit Me!

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 พ.ย. 2019
  • I was approached by a scammer who claimed he was a recruiter for the Central Intelligence Agency. This is my story.

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  • @dsuede
    @dsuede 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2976

    As soon as I saw the "ID" card I instantly thought it was a 12 year old trying to get some cash.

    • @anguspontin7244
      @anguspontin7244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      why would you know this information? give me your full name so i can report you to the cia

    • @dsuede
      @dsuede 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Angus Pontin aw sh-

    • @dave9904
      @dave9904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      12 year olds are smarter than that.

    • @isaiahjack3140
      @isaiahjack3140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Havloc 12 year olds wouldn’t ask for that much , they may ask for like $20 max lol

    • @dave9904
      @dave9904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@isaiahjack3140 depends on the 12 year old

  • @bee-yq3wb
    @bee-yq3wb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3122

    I literally laughed out loud when he showed the top secret CIA id

    • @yasminemobley7858
      @yasminemobley7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I was WHEEZING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They're not even trying anymore!

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Very genuine ID card

    • @GriziDaWiz
      @GriziDaWiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Could probably just print that picture out and the quality wouldn’t differ much.

    • @sciencefiction6060
      @sciencefiction6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laugh out loud

    • @venti2569
      @venti2569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ME TOO I CANT

  • @ludvigdittmer
    @ludvigdittmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    All the dislikes are the CIA, because they just wanted to employ him

    • @47streetcop96
      @47streetcop96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too funny. Sadly they are probably idiots who think the title is click bait when it's actually just a matter of perspective.

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, all the dislikes are jealous walmart greeters because they aren't going to get the cash now.

    • @TheDanDude17
      @TheDanDude17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TH-cam has got rid of the dislike count on videos now. Was this CIA Agent Gerald Smith's doing?!

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheDanDude17 you still can see them with a plugin. However this is just a bypass and google is working to "fix" it. Only some weeks, maybe a couple of months left of dislikes.

    • @TylerWitucki
      @TylerWitucki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davekachel Screw google. They are just protecting the front-page news and sponsors from dislikes.

  • @akirakato1293
    @akirakato1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    he's gotta be just trolling knowing it's pleasant green, theres no fcking way that id card was not a joke

    • @VecheslavNovikov
      @VecheslavNovikov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Proper trolling would involve going through a proxy either in Salt Lake City or in Lagos.

    • @videodeposu8741
      @videodeposu8741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VecheslavNovikov maybe that was not a proper trolling lol

    • @I_DONT_SUPPORT_TERRORISTS
      @I_DONT_SUPPORT_TERRORISTS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He wasn't trolling. Most scammers are just dumb AF!
      Which might also be a reason they don't have a job...

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was thinking that while watching it. That happened to him on another video except they pretending to be a reformed scammer. Besides the ID I haven't heard about the scam anywhere else and they seemed unusually bad at scamming. And they might have known he would look up the address and see that it's a Walmart.

  • @shura4136
    @shura4136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4617

    I’m pretty sure impersonating a CIA agent is a federal crime

    • @nimbex3081
      @nimbex3081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      Yeah, but is it a crime in New Zealand? I'm sure they'll arrest him right away.

    • @CHEESEDADDY
      @CHEESEDADDY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      No he was impersonating Gerald Smith

    • @yuh6094
      @yuh6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      lllSpicelll well good thing he’s not in the us

    • @paoloscippa9215
      @paoloscippa9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LoL it is valid for every law enforcement.

    • @paoloscippa9215
      @paoloscippa9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @dr badboy you mad bro?

  • @nothingleft3473
    @nothingleft3473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    That ID looks like something I'd make when I was 5 to try and convince family that I'm in the CIA

    • @jakx2ob
      @jakx2ob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I think most children would be trying harder than that.

    • @joshuapotts6361
      @joshuapotts6361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      jakx2ob shots fired

    • @barrettross3772
      @barrettross3772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakx2ob Bro, you didn’t have to kill him!

    • @jbsvlog6191
      @jbsvlog6191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jakx2ob 😂 for real

    • @joshuawidener8407
      @joshuawidener8407 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You laugh now but it's crazy what old people fall for

  • @wilfdarr
    @wilfdarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    His “to secret ID card for the CIA” looks like something I made when I was 6!

    • @Delibro
      @Delibro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, I think this scammer indeed was a kid, also his other answers and the sudden end when only the first problem occurs (he knows his location).

    • @ForumcoldiArchon
      @ForumcoldiArchon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Delibro i wouldnt even call him a scammer. Its definetly a Fan that just wanted to have some fun (maybe as a bet) and tried to be in a Video.
      Noone would fall for that id card.
      Probably wouldnt have taken the money if Mr Green actually provided it.

  • @bane4743
    @bane4743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Plot twist: This was actually a recruitment from the CIA and they wanted to test his social engineering skills.

  • @stopandlisten6070
    @stopandlisten6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2376

    I'm starting to think that guy maybe wasn't actually from the CIA

    • @bjt-lz1jl
      @bjt-lz1jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      That’s what they want you to think

    • @56585656587
      @56585656587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why/?

    • @candirockstar135
      @candirockstar135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheTicassShow
      @TheTicassShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nah bro he uses a special version of skype 😳 he not kidding

    • @RP-kr2mg
      @RP-kr2mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheTicassShow I'm more concerned about the fact that a not so secret version of Skype costs 1000USD less per call. I mean

  • @howdoichangeyoutubeaccount2660
    @howdoichangeyoutubeaccount2660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

    Ahh the old Ben Dover trick never gets old

    • @KianB
      @KianB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ice-Wallow Come

    • @KianB
      @KianB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ice-Wallow Come

    • @Charkel
      @Charkel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To bad you can't do the god ol' "ice wallow come"

    • @LouisianaBurns
      @LouisianaBurns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aww shucks Ben...I cant wait til they call me up...I. C. Weiner here!

    • @davidw.4524
      @davidw.4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has a fetish for scams.. Lok

  • @connorallgood0922
    @connorallgood0922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Wow the CIA is on a budget for their IDs. Gotta love their creative design team, I might finally be able to get a job that I can improve the government with.

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They have to save some money somewhere. All that money they spent on the super secret Skype.

  • @donpelucas292
    @donpelucas292 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I've shopped at that Walmart many times. I've even been into the warehouse/stockroom and even up to the roof to perform construction work for this site and I'm shocked to find out this is in fact a CIA office. Hidden in plain sight. Genius!

  • @jasonharnois674
    @jasonharnois674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    This is the greatest scam I’ve seen. Yes, we partner with Walmart. We rent a storage space for our H.Q. 😂😂😂

    • @jennifersilves4195
      @jennifersilves4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In cooperation with the FEMA camps in Walmarts.

    • @Steampunkkids
      @Steampunkkids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Please, the guy spelled it wallmart. The 2 L’s make it the “Special” HQ location

    • @vjjusn6486
      @vjjusn6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And he didn’t even spell Walmart correctly

    • @CugnoBrasso
      @CugnoBrasso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha at that point I was expecting him to charge Ben 400$ for the info.

    • @balasheeda
      @balasheeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Meet agent Smith at aisle 9.

  • @mierbeuker8148
    @mierbeuker8148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

    Wait...the CIA sends you an email....without knowing your name, or birthday?!?
    Maybe it's just me, but I feel like the quality of work at the CIA is slipping a little.

    • @balung
      @balung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      So is their grammar, united states! 🇦🇺👍

    • @FoXenthusiast42
      @FoXenthusiast42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@balung hm I thought the US flag was 🇻🇪

    • @Goblinthief
      @Goblinthief 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Axiom Space geez no kidding lol

    • @goku-sangreen4510
      @goku-sangreen4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@balung thats not the america flag edit: am a dumbass

    • @almightyziz
      @almightyziz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@goku-sangreen4510
      this is the real American flag foo🇲🇽

  • @mjmulenga3
    @mjmulenga3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Among other errors, he spelt cheque in the British manner.

  • @ElMencho.
    @ElMencho. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “This is top secret CIA skype” I’m crying

  • @5alpha23
    @5alpha23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    That ID card cracked me up so hard!!! 😂

    • @RAiNfORAiNbOW
      @RAiNfORAiNbOW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ANTISCAM POLICE that scammer is probably a viewer of the channel

    • @th1nkfriday
      @th1nkfriday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like Trump did it Lol

  • @elijahlkspencer
    @elijahlkspencer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    “We have a partnership with wallmart”
    *misspells Walmart*

    • @Minecraft101ToonLink
      @Minecraft101ToonLink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That doesn’t even begin to explain how many L’s this “CIA Agent” is gonna get by the end. 😂

    • @Zeno_334
      @Zeno_334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that misspell is how you know it is a real cia agent.

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who put their headquarters on a Walmart? It would be insanely obvious, because you know, *I T 'S A P U B P I C P L A C E*

    • @Robert.a._
      @Robert.a._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wall Mart

    • @elliotk9291
      @elliotk9291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously, he's talking about wallmart, the place where you can by literally nothing except walls

  • @thienhanguyen2661
    @thienhanguyen2661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I couldn't stop laughing when that guy said the CIA has their headquarters in a WALLMART store 😂

  • @ryanmacnabb9643
    @ryanmacnabb9643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You're making such an intelligent use of TH-cam. Getting important and interesting content out to the general public usually doesn't come along with such importance. Bravo Ben.

  • @5avt0
    @5avt0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Plot Twist: He was in the CIA but wanted to trick the world.

    • @1nex414
      @1nex414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No dude stfu that wasnt funny....

    • @aiwanano6507
      @aiwanano6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ben dover this comment wasn’t funny but 5avt comment was ha ha ha

    • @P.MNelson
      @P.MNelson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plot twist: it was actually a real CIA agent testing him... 🤔

    • @cia5219
      @cia5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@P.MNelson no

    • @P.MNelson
      @P.MNelson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cia5219 nice try CIA, can't fool us.

  • @JChildersfilm
    @JChildersfilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2146

    was hoping you would end by telling him you’re actually CIA and that’s how you tracked him

    • @rmf6680
      @rmf6680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I was legit about to comment this

    • @ED-LETRICAL
      @ED-LETRICAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If he told him that, he would have to kill him!

    • @grop66
      @grop66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha haaa 🤣

    • @thebigtricky9156
      @thebigtricky9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      that might turn out to also be against the law.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Thanks for contacting a real CIA agent, can I proceed asking you some questions?"

  • @billcollins6894
    @billcollins6894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was in basic training in the USAF in 1980. 3 of us got pulled and two guys in black suits talked to us for an hour or so. We had been selected for our language scores on the ASVAB test. They wanted us to learn Russian and listen in to calls. Didn't sound like fun to me.

  • @jerryg50
    @jerryg50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YEA! Out of the blue at random! No training, no qualifications, and no proper per-requisites. The imagination of the Scammers have no limits!

  • @dubber1416
    @dubber1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    "Your ID Card is ready"
    *sends picture of a blank paper with name written in pen*

    • @jameshollister8294
      @jameshollister8294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dubber wow 🤩

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly, I've had small business owners & land lords 🏘 use 🗒 to make receipts... 😑

    • @jarrettmoorejr1403
      @jarrettmoorejr1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

    • @jaywhy6429
      @jaywhy6429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes... that is what happened. thank you for clarifying.

    • @IluvinortheIneffable
      @IluvinortheIneffable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DavidLLambertmobile A handwritten receipt makes but not an ID card lol

  • @iCanBeHeroic
    @iCanBeHeroic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    “Top secret CIA Skype”
    I don’t know why but the government shelling millions into a Skype clone is hilarious to me

    • @kendallchaos
      @kendallchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Will McNamara they pay with their top secret CIA MasterCard

    • @iCanBeHeroic
      @iCanBeHeroic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KendallChaos 😂😂

    • @MyNameIsWes
      @MyNameIsWes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kendallchaos no, they pay with top secret super squirrel Google gift card.

    • @peteryvesclement364
      @peteryvesclement364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The US government literally taxes me the second I fart but they can’t afford to pay for virtual interviews to recruit workers? But these are the same guys who were too lazy to develop a malaria drug that actually worked.... instead they developed one that doesn’t work with the strain in Iraq and gave soldiers ailments. So I don’t know why I am surprised.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kendallchaos That might be half true, like cards who has infintite budget but limited and checked by other agents?

  • @michaelwyssen5326
    @michaelwyssen5326 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now usually this is just entertaining but this episode was straight hilarious 😂

  • @richardmcbeef714
    @richardmcbeef714 ปีที่แล้ว

    your videos are always pure gold. thank you for what you do

  • @doctordasher4642
    @doctordasher4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    You know this guy isn't American when he spells "Walmart", 'wallmart'

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And check “cheque”. 😂👎🏼

    • @JordyVsTheWorId
      @JordyVsTheWorId 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sergio Alcantara fail

    • @shanethrelfall416
      @shanethrelfall416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Maybe it’s a Wall-Mart? Just sells Walls

    • @haramanggapuja
      @haramanggapuja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Sergio-fu7mv "Cheque" was the dead giveaway. 'Course, once that & the determination he was in NZ, I'd have shifted to Maori pigin just to throw him off.

    • @king_83227
      @king_83227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shanethrelfall416 wow lol

  • @ismokenerfdarts4695
    @ismokenerfdarts4695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Having a CIA HQ in Walmart is literally something out of the tv show Chuck

    • @potato_dude3796
      @potato_dude3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha Ur profile picture is Majima

    • @redcraig-
      @redcraig- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @benthomas1741
      @benthomas1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @paulwhat322
      @paulwhat322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehehe. It really was. Makes sense

    • @epicergamer4998
      @epicergamer4998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂 I was thinking the same thing and looking for this comment

  • @kingargon
    @kingargon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:38 their headquarters is in Langley, Virginia. The Pentagon is for the Armed Forces, not the CIA.

    • @communistdoggo3804
      @communistdoggo3804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the hell they have a "secret" HQ if even normal persons like you know the location

    • @kingargon
      @kingargon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@communistdoggo3804 it’s not secret. They have blacksites all over the place though, those hide in plain sight. To you it might look like an office building, or a warehouse, or a barn in a random field, but to them it’s a hidden base.

    • @BerserkerRider94
      @BerserkerRider94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingargon safe houses you mean

    • @mig-25foxbat64
      @mig-25foxbat64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BerserkerRider94 No, it's Black Sites, not really "safe house". Movies portrays Intelligence Agency really different

    • @BerserkerRider94
      @BerserkerRider94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mig-25foxbat64 oooh alright then

  • @marklittlejohn3994
    @marklittlejohn3994 ปีที่แล้ว

    I get so excited to watch your videos man I’ve been stringing those scammers along ever since I watched you

  • @PlatyPear
    @PlatyPear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Damn didn't know that the CIA operated out of a Walmart

    • @newperve
      @newperve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So the guys operating it of a Best Buy aren't the real CIA? Mann you can't trust anyone.

    • @melissaivy5309
      @melissaivy5309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @JohnDoe-re4qy
      @JohnDoe-re4qy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you pull up the street view to that address, it takes you to the loading dock behind the store.
      Seems legit!

    • @Breitiger
      @Breitiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course! Why would they want you to know?

    • @cody_janssen831
      @cody_janssen831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s called hiding in plain sight duh!!!!

  • @nassssss
    @nassssss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    "Top secret CIA Skype"

    • @enisb5488
      @enisb5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @BrokeBanda1
      @BrokeBanda1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agent Skype07

    • @grekofrog
      @grekofrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BrokeBanda1 More like, 00Skype

    • @chrisscott7990
      @chrisscott7990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called Zoom in my country. Totally secure

    • @fintamariaanna5858
      @fintamariaanna5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lost it at that point. And the ID card too

  • @cynthiahawkins2389
    @cynthiahawkins2389 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I am sitting here with some cake and a cup of tea, watching your videos back to back. What fun!!! And a welcome break from all the yukky Trump trial news.....

  • @Jkatz9y
    @Jkatz9y ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while! Thanks for the laughs :)

  • @dead3320
    @dead3320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Bruh, I really believed he was gonna get recruited

    • @karis7539
      @karis7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Gahdly you r recruited. To confirm send me 499$

    • @HelamanGile
      @HelamanGile 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too late now

    • @aleksajovanovic7488
      @aleksajovanovic7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nadlax5920 How do you know that?

    • @darnelljones9870
      @darnelljones9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated
      the people you claim you know the most about you may know nothing about . Different identities . Let that sink in

    • @woooshbait2102
      @woooshbait2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fmono • 39 years ago • edited look who's butthurt👀

  • @gunner1147
    @gunner1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Plot twist: When you sent him his location he thought he messaged an actual CIA agent

  • @kittyscar1714
    @kittyscar1714 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally love the sarcastic tone in these videos, it's hilarious, and educational, don't fall for these scams guys

  • @SoniaJbrt
    @SoniaJbrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    And I thought I was the most gullible person out there😂 Thanks for the info and the laughs! 😂

  • @egotisticalghost6745
    @egotisticalghost6745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    The CIA is based out of walmart. Wonder if that means agent training is done in Target.

    • @QoraxAudio
      @QoraxAudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes that's where they do Target practice!

    • @oogieboogie7332
      @oogieboogie7332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah bruh Target is FBI HQ

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@oogieboogie7332 but where is NSA? I'm guessing Amazon

    • @oogieboogie7332
      @oogieboogie7332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theultimatefreak666 Ya probably and the secrate service is working out of 711

    • @ashenito
      @ashenito 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theultimatefreak666 Naaa fam NASA is at a litle place i like to call Game stop, because no one goes there they can launch all the space ships they want

  • @JARR300
    @JARR300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    I almost choked on my water when I saw the ID 😂🤣

    • @sidporter1866
      @sidporter1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @trishabaddie8869
      @trishabaddie8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha! 😂

    • @bencurry3044
      @bencurry3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @Arennes
      @Arennes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am now an official cia agent i have my id i made

    • @Applejaxy
      @Applejaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That did it for me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @martawilliams3412
    @martawilliams3412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH MY GOSH....
    I watch Pleasant Green Allot during my day. I like the fact that his videos are short and to the point. This one is my very first time that I laughed out loud when he clicked on the CIA secret headquarters. I always knew there was some hidden government agency in Walmart. The secret door is usually close to the bathrooms with a sign on the door saying, "EMERGENCY EXIT DOOR" DO NOT ENTER.....KEEP POSTING YOUR VIDEO'S MR.BEN DOVER. THANK YOU FOR STARTING MY DAY WITH A LAUGH....

  • @nataliesiow3799
    @nataliesiow3799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lost it at government version of Skype hahaha you are the best!!!! Keep on making your amazing videos and stay safe

  • @abuibu
    @abuibu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Imagine busting someone and then showing them that badge screaming: "This is the CIA!"

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The criminal would burst out laughing

    • @michaelegotti6439
      @michaelegotti6439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      would never happen, the CIA never operates on US soil unless needed to

    • @resortpoint
      @resortpoint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@royalpain9281 I sure did. 😂😂😂

    • @AcE-111
      @AcE-111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaelegotti6439 stop kidding yourself. The CIA operates where ever the fuckkkkkk they want.

    • @thestickmanchannel8589
      @thestickmanchannel8589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@michaelegotti6439 lol the CIA operates where it needs to why would it operate somewhere it doesnt need to

  • @tajrasti
    @tajrasti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When he send a picture of the ID card I was laughing sooo hard 😂

  • @aviationworld8939
    @aviationworld8939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is one of your funnies video I've seen so far. Thank you I love it. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @devingraves8044
    @devingraves8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like this was just two people trolling eachother

  • @debasishraychawdhuri
    @debasishraychawdhuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That's the most legit ID card I have seen in my life.

  • @KiranasOfRizon
    @KiranasOfRizon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I've *actually* met CIA recruiters... at a university event. Some things worth noting:
    1. They won't contact you. You have to contact them. The application process is long, and you will need to take a polygraph test. I asked them why they they do polygraphs when they are known to be possible to fool, and they responded with more or less that they know this, but they don't have anything better.
    2. Their headquarters is in Langley, VA. This is in the DC metropolitan area, but not in Washington DC itself.
    3. They have their own secure means of communication. I'm pretty sure that isn't Skype. I'm also pretty sure they don't charge their prospective employees, considering that they don't exactly pay the best (it's not *bad*, but it's not quite competitive with industry).
    4. Most CIA people are pretty damned smart. They're not just spies; there's lots of people from all different backgrounds working on creating technology, analyzing data, etc... If you can name a subject you studied in university, there's probably someone on their payroll whose job it is to know that for them in case it becomes necessary for national security. Kinda cool. But given that there are lots of smart people in the CIA, you can bet they are not the type of people to *forget to capitalize The United States of America*.
    5. They also consider it of utmost importance that the people they hire be pretty much immune from corruption. They like geniuses, but what they really want is geniuses with little to no history of trouble with the law, and an unbreakable loyalty to the United States. I dunno how much you fit that bill, Pleasant Green.

  • @christinescreativitycabine280
    @christinescreativitycabine280 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is your funniest video ever! I laughed so hard when you showed your top secret CIA ID card!

  • @destipw7030
    @destipw7030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a fellow New Zealander, I can say this is a super rare thing to come across here

  • @louvin44
    @louvin44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Dude, that was legit. That's exactly how I was recruited to the CIA.

  • @andresvalle3342
    @andresvalle3342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Walmart rents space to the CIA.... that's why the minimum wage stays low.

    • @ShantiRegan
      @ShantiRegan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😂

    • @Constellation3232
      @Constellation3232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ....if they rented space they would have more money to pay their employees.

    • @xanithofdragons
      @xanithofdragons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They hardly need lobbyists that way!

    • @Geniusinside2023
      @Geniusinside2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes CIA is not government, And they don't own every piece of land in America. So they ran out of space and said what would be the most space friendly and CHEAP, SO they can save the tax payer some money.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why Sam's Choice brand soda tasted so damn good in the 1990s. I thought it was the filtered water! 💧

  • @simplydebby2530
    @simplydebby2530 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do love your iconic photo of Batman & Robin walking up the building!

  • @heikanaomi4426
    @heikanaomi4426 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omgosh I just love your attitude/personality lol

  • @simisup1011
    @simisup1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The ID he made, almost got me. It looked so professionally done, so real..

    • @comedianlmao3031
      @comedianlmao3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These scammer's are getting too creative.

  • @Fortaz107
    @Fortaz107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    They saw your skills searching out that Popeye's chicken sandwich

  • @jstevinik3261
    @jstevinik3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The CIA's HQ is in Langley, Virginia, not Washongton DC.

  • @Mohsen_abdullah0
    @Mohsen_abdullah0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this guy keep up the good work 😂😂😂

  • @jm75937
    @jm75937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I mean, it makes perfect sense. The HQ in Langely has to be a front, it would be way to obvious to be the REAL HQ. Whereas nobody would ever suspect a Walmart

  • @cjroulo7149
    @cjroulo7149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    The funny part, that location is in my hometown... It's a Walmart... Guess the CIA runs Walmart now I suppose?

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      nah, Walmart was contracted to run the CIA. They're more efficient at running things than the US federal government.

    • @TestAccount0817
      @TestAccount0817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jwenting thats why they are dirty so nobody will know

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you for telling us your location, Agent Gerald Smith

    • @ImaanOgRaahil
      @ImaanOgRaahil 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jwenting nahh jit taking it too far

    • @Will-kt5jk
      @Will-kt5jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go in and ask for Gerald.
      If this is a scammer & not a troll, there must be a money mule picking up the mail…

  • @millyrus1447
    @millyrus1447 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this sense of humor!

  • @skillz8999
    @skillz8999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm from Auckland NZ and I love your videos

  • @senpai7422
    @senpai7422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    pleasant greens: * uploads video about the C.I.A *
    me: IT’S A SCAMMMMM

    • @alexslusher16
      @alexslusher16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no, this is totally not a scam. I bet the CIA has been wanting to recruit Mr. Ben Dover for years now.
      *Sarcasm*

    • @thisguy916
      @thisguy916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAAAMMMM

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real scam would be if Ben Dover never showed up for his 'job'.

    • @199masters2
      @199masters2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      no shit

  • @paulkramer5074
    @paulkramer5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    THE SCAMMER LITERALLY TOLD HIM TO GO TO A WALMART IN CALIFORNIA 😂😂😂

  • @IstanaPelangi
    @IstanaPelangi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that CIA Id card really made my day 😂😂😂

  • @mr16325
    @mr16325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could not believe he thought the ID card would be convincing to anyone

  • @lkvt123
    @lkvt123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Plot twist: the CIA is actually headquartered out of a Walmart

    • @electric6877
      @electric6877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Change Walmart to Amazon and you have a deal!

    • @bagellord7168
      @bagellord7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But they are...

    • @electric6877
      @electric6877 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bagellord7168 Yes and no. Amazon's Jeff Bezos is on the board of the CIA. That's the reason why Amazon is literally them.

  • @izal2860
    @izal2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Plot twist: That how CIA test its candidate so they wont fall into enemy scammer team trick

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They do all this to ensure you're serious about becoming a CIA operative.

  • @nustde00
    @nustde00 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just realized i was watching fiction and not a real story... Damn it you had me for 3:48 Your channel is so good that you had me for like 3 or 4 videos. MASTERWORK CHANNEL. i wont be watching more but bang up job mate.

  • @THEMASTER10121
    @THEMASTER10121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:29 Man now i know how to create a CIA ID card! Gonna make one for myself so i can be a CiA agent :D
    Also, is this guy for real 😂 printing out the image then just writing in pen for the ID Card. 😂😂

    • @antonrudy
      @antonrudy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn’t even print it. Photoshop.

  • @walterc5502
    @walterc5502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    When he first said call over hungouts. I was like no way! But then when he mentioned the $500 security fee, then I was totally convinced, this IS legit. You missed out! I paid and my 1st mission details are going to arrive by pigeon carrier soon. Wish me luck

    • @tthedestroyer4348
      @tthedestroyer4348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh sameee. A 5'2 pakistani guy with a long mustache a powerpuff girls shirt a yankee with no brim, the dickies jeans down to the ankles and the communist manifesto on his chain came up to me and demanded 500$ saying my CIA ID card would arrive by pigeon carrier. Must have been the same guy. Looked really itchy.

    • @isbsey
      @isbsey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey, Walter! Best of luck, man. Keep us informed about your assignments. It will be so exciting! Are you going to start a Walter Walmart CIA TH-cam channel? I'll follow!

    • @ErrorNumber404
      @ErrorNumber404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lucky that he doesn’t know the second HQ is in a public bathroom in a Target!

    • @thatrandomtea9415
      @thatrandomtea9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh wow! Good luck!

    • @walterc5502
      @walterc5502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      UPDATE: hey everyone, this update is for you non-believers and most importantly my supporters and fellow online recruitiees. Im still waiting for the pigeon carrier... I sent an email requesting detail regarding the pigeon's whereabouts. The reply read "The pigeon got covid. Can't risk sending him or another pigeon out. Stand by till further notice." Wow.. just wow. Let's pray that pigeon has a speedy recovery. Poor guy.

  • @ShanghaiShuguangAnshabu
    @ShanghaiShuguangAnshabu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Plot twist: It's actually a CIA HQ. There's a 20 level building underneath.

    • @midnightchurningspriteshaq8533
      @midnightchurningspriteshaq8533 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't be a bad idea, imagine them doing that to a random house. Anyone with engineering abilities could pull it off.

    • @ATBZ
      @ATBZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533 it would be suspicious seeing random people entering a house. A department store has less of that issue.

    • @JWSmythe
      @JWSmythe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ATBZ They'd have to adjust their dress code. It looks weird if hundreds of people in suits, go in an out a 7am and 6pm daily.

    • @sofisrandomstuff4461
      @sofisrandomstuff4461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JWSmythe a restaurant where u ask for a specific item and they discretely take u to an elevator that leads to ur secret hq would work too

    • @westabsupplyebay4093
      @westabsupplyebay4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so hard 🤣

  • @carmellaclarke7050
    @carmellaclarke7050 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so funny, I love it, how you so easily have fun with scammers. I can't stop laughing.

  • @ivito514
    @ivito514 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're amazing, I love your videos :)

  • @notoriousyoutuber
    @notoriousyoutuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    i laughed so hard when i saw the I.D.

  • @AliShaikh-ez8ir
    @AliShaikh-ez8ir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    They didn’t even capitalize the united states part

    • @miso_to_zari
      @miso_to_zari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You didn't either

    • @eddyramirez548
      @eddyramirez548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ali Shaikh I like your profile pic

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SilentwarH - that’s not true lol. So what you think it should be usA? No

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SilentwarH - yeah that’s incorrect, but don’t get so mad it’s cool

    • @thunderbearcourage
      @thunderbearcourage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i thought that was really cool and funny, since the united states of America is the republic and the United States is a federal corporation. (As defined in Title 28 sec. 3002 of the U.S. Code) So since the CIA is a private corporation associated with the United States instead of the united states, it had several layers of humor.

  • @danielleelizabeth9417
    @danielleelizabeth9417 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hilarious. Thanks for sharing!!

  • @DenDGLegionhardhouse
    @DenDGLegionhardhouse 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Whaha one of the best this one Ben 😂😂

  • @Scifiwriting41
    @Scifiwriting41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I live near there. Should I go to that Walmart and ask for Gerald Smith?

    • @drowningin
      @drowningin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      If you want to disappear, and be tortured for how you found real CIA HQ

    • @celam1095
      @celam1095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm sure he's the greeter at the front door.

    • @CM-hb9ob
      @CM-hb9ob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in s

    • @natashashea4667
      @natashashea4667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plot twist: its the real HQ

    • @GianlucaRoccaGian
      @GianlucaRoccaGian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please xD

  • @KandeShack
    @KandeShack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Oh dear Lord! My ex husband was a high ranking Federal Agent for almost 25 years. If only it was this easy😂 They don’t just hand you a Top Secret Security Clearance or stick your “ID” in a mailbox😂😂😂😂

    • @stormb3948
      @stormb3948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tell your ex husband that you know a really really good candidate for referral. I'm very intelligent and talented. I can run fast, play ping pong, jump rope, do cartwheels and put my whole fist in my mouth. I'd be perfect. Oh, I can also drink a gallon of chocolate milk in 1 day 🙂

    • @xtripx4273
      @xtripx4273 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

    • @aldecursoe7173
      @aldecursoe7173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But they do write your name and D.O.B. with a ball point pen, right?....😉....cuz that looked like top secret level stuff!

    • @theheavycoder9326
      @theheavycoder9326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stormb3948 lol

  • @mondoman1000
    @mondoman1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣😂 you are the best !!! the CIA is watching you by the way.. and so am I ! but seriously great work.

  • @benjoopv
    @benjoopv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he said "you now know where the CIA has their Top Secret Headquarters", he was put on a list.

  • @rubycat101
    @rubycat101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    *currently watching in New Zealand*
    *Expects location to be pinged as Nigeria*
    Sees Auckland...
    Errrrrrr

    • @nathanpearson8915
      @nathanpearson8915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      RubyCat yeahhh we got mentioned!!!

    • @megumaniac
      @megumaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It could be one of our neighbours.....

    • @Olando89
      @Olando89 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RubyCat haha

    • @oskar2074
      @oskar2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your stupid kiwi dumb asses are probably starting your own scamming businesses because you are to fucking stupid to make money with real jobs

    • @nathanpearson8915
      @nathanpearson8915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oskar bro you can't even spell Oscar

  • @Rarjona74
    @Rarjona74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I was dying laughing when he said Skype was 500 dollars 😂😂😂

    • @exys2086
      @exys2086 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Photos $100
      Videos $250
      Skype session $500

  • @rpetersobr
    @rpetersobr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You do a good job telling stories. Funny.

  • @bendrummond4796
    @bendrummond4796 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did I get chills when you said Auckland New Zealand I'm literally here rn

  • @internetname9102
    @internetname9102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Now this is one I could see myself falling for

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    >Browser: Microsoft Edge
    Ok he might be actually working for the goverment

    • @waasar
      @waasar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edge is actually once again a modern choice these days

  • @portmafiaexecutive4099
    @portmafiaexecutive4099 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was on my recommendation and new subscriber

  • @HubbaGaming
    @HubbaGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was the funniest episode yet

  • @SlitheringDemon
    @SlitheringDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Yeah CIA recruits through hangouts.. 3000iq "CIA" 😲

    • @hakimben8472
      @hakimben8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      while the KGB will just recruit you through "kidnapping"

    • @thetechfromheaven
      @thetechfromheaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      $500 CIA Skype, over 9000 IQ 😆👌

    • @almisami
      @almisami 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Con Institute of America... or, in this case, Auckland.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      USAjobs.gov 🤫

  • @williamgarner652
    @williamgarner652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It was probably some 9 year old by the look of that ID card

    • @hamable1995
      @hamable1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wym that was legit af the font is not forgeable i give it 5/5 stars

  • @clam371384
    @clam371384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bawhahaha this story is great and funny….I haven’t laughed all day till your vid…. The location of the CIA headquarter 😂

  • @bertyjustice4424
    @bertyjustice4424 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been watching your excellent videos for quite a while, they are so amusing. I do think though that you are scamming us all by making many of them up? Carry on though they cheer me.

  • @gerinja
    @gerinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    All this time I've been shopping at walmart never knowing they could all be CIA agents. hahahhaha!

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *coughs in Chuck*

  • @Redex999
    @Redex999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Plot twist: The CIA had an actual undercover office at that exact Walmart and were forced to get the hell out of there after this video was posted.

    • @BlackDragonNico
      @BlackDragonNico 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with the 'agent'.
      He was actually spying on the Australian government, but his cover was blown when his location got exposed! :D
      It all makes sense now. 😂

  • @MemesAndvids
    @MemesAndvids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I shit my pants when he said Walmart is the cia's top secret HQ 😂

  • @Bmore.BLIND-GUY
    @Bmore.BLIND-GUY 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They say that sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight. LOL 🤣🤣🤣