Burgundian Lullaby but it's hell

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  • @Tobbs96
    @Tobbs96 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +947

    "Hugo Meller, sixty-six. A faithful husband and loving grandfather. Wept at his failure to protect his grandson."
    The list shifted a row in the being's hand.
    "Anna Jadwiga, twenty. Recently married, pregnant with her first son. She would have named him Aleksy."
    The list shifted again.
    "Hans Rothenberg, forty-one. Sold his family fortune to buy food for his starving neighbors."
    With that, the three-hundred-thousandth name shifted up the list. It was nowhere near the end - it had barely even begun.
    "Milos Kaczynski, five-"
    "Stop."
    The being's red-glowing eyes looked up, pausing its reading for the first time in hours.
    "Stop," said the man. He was sitting on the floor now, facing away from the being, his hands firmly on his ears and gritting his teeth as it did nothing to stop himself hearing the names.
    "Stop?" said the creature. Its eyes shifted down the list. "Ludmila Zakharovna, twenty-five. She begged 'stop'. 'In God's name', she said, 'stop'. And God heard her cry, and in His infinite mercy His hand stilled her heart and her suffering stopped at last."
    The creature was suddenly in front of the man, its infernal eyes digging into him, boring through him.
    "Know this, Heinrich," it said, "Just as Ludmila's suffering ended by His grace, so too will your own not end until He Himself deems it. There are seventeen-million five-hundred-and-twenty--thousand three-hundred-and-three names on this list, Heinrich. Once every drop of blood has been repaid, once every moment of suffering and pain is returned to you, once your cries have reached Heaven itself and moved Him to mercy, only then will your punishment end. And the walls here are thick, Heinrich. Believe it, in His holy name, they are thick indeed."

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      I sometimes wish there were multiple pins available just like on instagram. Your comment is very good as well. I praise you for your writing skills, this one shall be seen by everyone, the other one has already many likes anyway

    • @grzegorzpawowski2076
      @grzegorzpawowski2076 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      This describes Purgatory, not Hell.

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      @@grzegorzpawowski2076 it's true, but we can't just focus on Himmler's punishment and time in hell now can we? Sometimes , having some more details to the story adds to the overall greatness

    • @ДАРТАНЬЯН-з2щ
      @ДАРТАНЬЯН-з2щ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Why would Himmler even suffer from hearing this names? Why woudn't he just be bored and say "lol I don't care, I wish I ended more lives of these untermenschen". He would be only bothered if he saw all of these with his own eyes maybe ( Himmler vomited when he once saw mass execution of jews done by his order ).
      Also please expand/edit your story for the case if Himmler globalplans were successful and he caused a nuclear war.

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      @@ДАРТАНЬЯН-з2щ the reason he would suffer is simple, he realized that there is a God after all, who judges his actions. Once he'll realize what eternity truly means he'll cry his eyes off and beg for mercy as well.
      You've got a valid point with the untermenschen , but keep in mind his old age was also a reason for him losing his mind in a certain sense, when he's being judged he seems reasonable enough to understand the weight of his actions so that can be a reason as to why he doesn't say that about the people he and his men killed

  • @DmitryYaz0v
    @DmitryYaz0v ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    Himmler: Is this the job interview?

    • @jonahshevtchenko7356
      @jonahshevtchenko7356 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Hermann_Fegelein_TNOTabouritsky.

    • @Senator-cr
      @Senator-cr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Yooooo wassup Dmitri

    • @Infernal460
      @Infernal460 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Himmler: Because im over qualified.

    • @sayhanwadud6172
      @sayhanwadud6172 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Why are u standing infront of himmler like that?

    • @El.fish.the.chocolate
      @El.fish.the.chocolate หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Two gamers of different spectrums... What a time to be alive...

  • @nerdsahhgaming4779
    @nerdsahhgaming4779 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +886

    Himmler meeting the TNO devs in content hell after SS Burgundy got removed:

    • @farkasishtar5565
      @farkasishtar5565 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Burgundy got removed?

    • @nerdsahhgaming4779
      @nerdsahhgaming4779 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@farkasishtar5565 Going to be removed when the French portion of Penelope's Web drops

    • @awp4444
      @awp4444 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

      ​@@nerdsahhgaming4779 why would they remove it? Its like removing huey long from Kaiserreich

    • @nerdsahhgaming4779
      @nerdsahhgaming4779 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@awp4444 Unrealistic

    • @awp4444
      @awp4444 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      @@nerdsahhgaming4779 pearl harbor getting nuked is unrealistic

  • @BorealisCrusader
    @BorealisCrusader ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    "I fear but few things. The clock of Tabarotsky, the bells of Reinhardt, the Alarms of Heinrich, and the Lullaby of Burgundy"

    • @ibxman5386
      @ibxman5386 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Anything else you might want to add?

    • @kalevklaani1238
      @kalevklaani1238 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ...

    • @ibxman5386
      @ibxman5386 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@kalevklaani1238 No seriously I'm pretty sure you missed out on a few other things to fear in tno other than Tabarotksy, Reinhardt, Heinrich, and himmler because I'm sure there is more.

    • @GodOfDoges
      @GodOfDoges ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The drums of hyperborea, the hymn of vagner

    • @C_HATE
      @C_HATE 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      what is bells of Reinhardt and Alarms of Heinrich?

  • @mariusbandrabula3504
    @mariusbandrabula3504 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Burgundians when they go to hell: Finally, our damnation is over

    • @yasirnazirbutt8240
      @yasirnazirbutt8240 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Himmler:(appears)Hello motherf--kers!!!
      Burgundians:AAAHHHHHHH-I mean STRENG GEHIM!

    • @Izuru_Aeternae-Mortis
      @Izuru_Aeternae-Mortis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      STRENG GEHEIM

  • @Willindor
    @Willindor ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    Himmler: "None of you seem to understand, I am not locked in here with you. You are all locked in here with me!"

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    The Burgundian System would make Satan consider repenting just so he doesn't have to spend eternity with Himmler

  • @akaiomugai3685
    @akaiomugai3685 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "Cower, mortal, for your sins have summoned me, the harbinger of damnation. Not even the blackest depths of human depravity have witnessed a soul as twisted as yours. You have surpassed the boundaries of wickedness, leaving even history's vilest tyrants in awe. Prepare for an eternity of immortality, trapped in the abyss you have forged with your own malevolence."

    • @nosense8744
      @nosense8744 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Himmler: *Becomes Furher of Burgundy*

    • @Low_Tier_God
      @Low_Tier_God ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So that's how you become immortal? By being a gamer?

    • @pineapplephill7934
      @pineapplephill7934 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "you speak like I haven't experienced all that above"

  • @CompletelyNormalHuman
    @CompletelyNormalHuman ปีที่แล้ว +427

    "I was never the embodiment of evil. He created me for a purpose, you know. He is omnipotent after all and if He wanted me gone then I certainly wouldn't be standing here, talking to you. Yet here I stand, doing just that. I never really understood why he made me the way I am, only to have me be maligned and despised. But now I see clearly. *He needed me to deal with the likes of you"*

    • @OluyX
      @OluyX 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      К ниму наверно Таборицкий ещё не навещал...

    • @CompletelyNormalHuman
      @CompletelyNormalHuman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Just to be clear, this is The Devil talking

    • @theporkiestpie8416
      @theporkiestpie8416 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@CompletelyNormalHuman That moment when you're so indescribably evil, that Lucifer himself has an existential catharsis.

    • @CleaningCaptain
      @CleaningCaptain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@OluyX "The likes of you" in this case means people like Himmler. Regardless of who's worse, Himmler and Taboritsky are definitely the same kind of monster.

  • @Ozz2021
    @Ozz2021 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    I love the idea that himmler is a man so fucking evil, that Satan himself drags him down to hell. Personally.

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro, I think Satan would construct a floor just for this mf

    • @tomasdariuspaun7586
      @tomasdariuspaun7586 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No; its Himmler that drags Stan down to hell

  • @hans_getz_ze_panzerfaust_6921
    @hans_getz_ze_panzerfaust_6921 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    That moment when Himmler goes to hell, but instead of suffering eternally, he puts Satan and his demons into conzentration camps.

    • @CoreSinner507
      @CoreSinner507 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They are literally gods, he is just a human

    • @hans_getz_ze_panzerfaust_6921
      @hans_getz_ze_panzerfaust_6921 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CoreSinner507 TNO Himmler has no trace of humanity left

    • @TempeldieGottinHekate
      @TempeldieGottinHekate หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂 jajajaja que gonorrea 😂😂😂

    • @leermann
      @leermann 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Coz Satan is שׂטן

  • @thecourtjester8894
    @thecourtjester8894 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    "You stand accused of the most heinous of crimes mortal, not even my minions nor the wrath of God have reached your level. I'm impressed, not even Hitler matched you, you'll receive a much worse fate though. You shall be granted immortality and tossed into the damned world you created."

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Even the devil is disgusted by his crimes

    • @SupremeMetalOverlord
      @SupremeMetalOverlord ปีที่แล้ว +342

      “Then I have already won.”
      - Himmler.

    • @jesseleegibson4773
      @jesseleegibson4773 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@SupremeMetalOverlord holy shit

    • @failsafe-ready_circuit
      @failsafe-ready_circuit ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@SupremeMetalOverlord Congratulations. You made worse than fate.

    • @_Nohan_
      @_Nohan_ ปีที่แล้ว

      I preferred the punishment where he gets ripped apart by all those who he tormented for eternity

  • @DoktorPaj
    @DoktorPaj ปีที่แล้ว +669

    *Himmler visiting Satan to make sure they got all the jews, 1977, colorized*

    • @super-copter27
      @super-copter27 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Based

    • @mariusgaming9777
      @mariusgaming9777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      POV : Himmler cant leave.

    • @xlowesitok
      @xlowesitok 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@mariusgaming9777 But he doesn't worry as the jews won't either.

    • @RamaboyButylka777
      @RamaboyButylka777 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I know you're hiding a French here, where they?

    • @IluminousOne-9.7.2
      @IluminousOne-9.7.2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This red figure is Him*

  • @vihj3645
    @vihj3645 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    *"You alone have validated the need for my existence for another thousand years"*

  • @kiesarisunny13
    @kiesarisunny13 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    ‘If hell is to exist, it would exist in Burgundy’

    • @mariusgaming9777
      @mariusgaming9777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Yesnt, in comparison to hell, Burgundy is a paradise. Hell is beyond human comprehension of pain and suffering.

    • @jaqbs0n
      @jaqbs0n 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@mariusgaming9777 Burgundy is beyond hell

    • @mariusgaming9777
      @mariusgaming9777 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@jaqbs0n it's Not. Burgundy IS still in conprehension. Hell IS beyond Things Humans can Imagine.

    • @ludwigmosquera4914
      @ludwigmosquera4914 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mariusgaming9777 You talk about it like it exists.

    • @mariusgaming9777
      @mariusgaming9777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ludwigmosquera4914Hell or Burgundy? Hell exists.

  • @TheUnitedNationsYouTubed-yy7kv
    @TheUnitedNationsYouTubed-yy7kv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    Himmler would wonder when the Devil said ''You were to much of a liberal, Himmler'' before throwing him into a pit of molten iron

  • @A_ghost_leviathan
    @A_ghost_leviathan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    “The true gaming is still yet to begin” -Himmler moments before going to hell

  • @ethanwmonster9075
    @ethanwmonster9075 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Himmer : *exists*
    Satan : Alright, time for *Hell 2*

    • @baccpacc6876
      @baccpacc6876 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Himmler: if ur gonna threaten me do it properly

  • @valiatus6719
    @valiatus6719 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Not even hell can survive the embrace of the Black Sun apparently.

  • @fragdoch-nicht1290
    @fragdoch-nicht1290 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    "If there is a god,he will have to ask for my forgiveness"
    -unknown,found carved into a bunk bed post inside the Auschwitz prisoner barracks

    • @agustinalvacastillo6707
      @agustinalvacastillo6707 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      "Nietzsche, your generation didn't kill god, he died in the croos"

    • @Grey_Soldier_Productions1270
      @Grey_Soldier_Productions1270 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Think about the horror people must've thought they were sentenced to dachau or Auschwitz in this alternate timeline.

    • @minoxiothethird
      @minoxiothethird 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      wooden doors

    • @Sylas_Snake_Singer
      @Sylas_Snake_Singer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Based (Not your account, I meant what happened to them)

    • @computer1-hc1qn
      @computer1-hc1qn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Croos?

  • @kaz2707
    @kaz2707 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    "hahaha contemplate sinner you did things that not even I imagined but now you have fallen into my domain and your black sun Will be burned by the flames of hell"

    • @Voland1871
      @Voland1871 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pecador Contempla.

  • @ЛеонидШелест-я6ы
    @ЛеонидШелест-я6ы 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    I can see Himmler going to hell and being handed over to Yazov.

    • @GeneralDonato
      @GeneralDonato 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Most underrated comment ever

  • @AClemence771
    @AClemence771 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I'd bet himmler would just replace satan

    • @DrEgonCholakian
      @DrEgonCholakian ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Except Lucy views all of humanity the same way Himmler views Jews.

    • @JRRTOHAPOK
      @JRRTOHAPOK 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Who is lucy ​@@DrEgonCholakian

    • @Dunkirkfel
      @Dunkirkfel 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@JRRTOHAPOK Lucifer, the prince of hell.

  • @ronpaul5319
    @ronpaul5319 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    “You really thought you were safe down here huh Rabbi?”

  • @spaceboyj5626
    @spaceboyj5626 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    “For your crimes against humanity and all creation, you shall suffer for eternity and beyond. Your soul is so far beyond saving, God dare not even look in your direction. Level 10 is open just for you.”

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Every second I breathed on that planet was a chance for God to stop me, but no, he left me alive and now, it is as if he pushed the responsibility to you. So, in all of honesty, I would say the joke is on him."

  • @maximillianx1395
    @maximillianx1395 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Himmler be like: oh, hi Satan!

  • @Artyom852
    @Artyom852 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Now who's the real devil in hell...

    • @Turanist-Berke
      @Turanist-Berke ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Himmler

    • @Willindor
      @Willindor ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Satan: "Oh God, oh fuck, it's Himmler!"

    • @The_Enclave_Deep_State
      @The_Enclave_Deep_State ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Willindor Himmler:Well Well look who it is
      The devil:uh we can talk right
      Himmler:*waffen SS in the back rises* nein devil NEIN
      The devil:OH S-

    • @thesnike722
      @thesnike722 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me

    • @DrEgonCholakian
      @DrEgonCholakian ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's still Satan.

  • @judeknowles2319
    @judeknowles2319 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Holy shit it’s better here! -a Burgundian probably

  • @ihavealongusernameihavealo2164
    @ihavealongusernameihavealo2164 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Kinda fitting since the original version of burgundian lullaby is called the song of the devil

  • @ralphmarx7554
    @ralphmarx7554 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    1 million wraiths of Allied soldiers scouring vengeance on the demons of humanity. The devil let out to correct one great sin.

  • @The_Enclave_Deep_State
    @The_Enclave_Deep_State ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Imagine In Helltaker you see the SS and Himmler just standing there

    • @Teimberar
      @Teimberar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’ll try to seduce him

  • @lucaswallace7476
    @lucaswallace7476 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "And the devil laughs on to it!
    Ha, ha ha ha ha....."
    And the devil does in fact laugh.
    *Because he's keeping tally.*

  • @joaojonito3764
    @joaojonito3764 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Satan, upon meeting Himmler at the darkest pit of hell: I just wanna say I am a huge fan of your work Mr.Himmler.

  • @Saphintosh
    @Saphintosh ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I like it. Very peaceful. Calm. Quiet. I could listen to it for hours.

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I've made a new version of the burgundian lullaby, check it out, I don't know if you'll like it or not. Might be better or worse than this one
      Update 12/02/2024 a few weeks ago, the video got removed due to youtube's terms of service, I apologize

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BraveNoob Can you reupload it elsewhere?

  • @lubieplacki4894
    @lubieplacki4894 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Everything according to my plan. Time to start plan Infernum, STRENG GEHEIM.

  • @Fali-Falido
    @Fali-Falido ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "the bloody swastika will reign for the pure race empire and all would learn the divine philosophy...

  • @javanrg2
    @javanrg2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    cant wait to share this at next baby shower my coworkers throw at work

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And what would be a baby shower that people throw at work?
      It's the first time I hear about such a thing lol

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Has the kid shown he's gonna be an aryan gamer yet?

    • @niviera7807
      @niviera7807 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BraveNoob Apparently it's an Egyptian thing that got popular en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_shower

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@niviera7807 oh my, thank you very much for letting me know. Now it certainly makes more sense

  • @ИвановВася-ж3ъ
    @ИвановВася-ж3ъ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    some were afraid of Heydrich, others of Schellenberg, but Hitler was afraid of me

  • @slightlyistorical1776
    @slightlyistorical1776 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    For an HOI4 mod, this is an excellent tale of the fate for those who try to play God, who try to mold the entire world and Humanity in their vision and their vision alone, no matter how many people have to die or suffer to make it happen. But in the end, regardless if they succeed or fail, they will inevitably answer for their crimes, if not by those of mortal nations who brought them to Justice in life, then by *_His in life after Death - The Ultimate and Everlasting Creator who brought them into existence, and who could just as easily erase them from it._* They can't call in their meatshield guards or armies to arrest or execute *_Him,_* they can't do anything but stand before *_Him_* as *_He_* lists every single unforgiven sin, every life they deprived an innocent person of, every depraved act they forced unto others in excruciating detail, because *_He_* was always there watching them, Judging them. And they cannot deny a single bit of it. One must imagine them sobbing their eyes out as their mortal minds finally realize what eternity truly means, and how theirs will be nothing but that of physical and mental torture so extreme and merciless that no words could do it justice, just as justice could never be done for the souls they had wronged in life. One must imagine how much these men sobbed and begged for forgiveness from Christ and from the endless sea of souls who met their untimely ends by their hand, crocodile tears that would fall on dead ears. Those who play and masquerade as God will receive the punishment worthy of a god. And even in life as their portraits, statues, and entombed bodies are praised and worshiped by their regimes long after their passing, their immortal souls remain imprisoned beyond mortal life just as their preserved corpses remain in it, screaming and sobbing for help that will never come. But they will be forgotten, while the souls of all those they had wronged live out in eternal peace with no more pain, suffering, hunger, thirst, or death, who under in the eternal protection of God will never be wronged again.
    Himmler wouldn't replace Satan or make Satan repent, he would be shitting his pants and screaming his head off begging not to be sent to Hell. He is human, just as he was in reality, and with every single tyrant and murderer who came before and will come after him. They will all answer, either by the hands of man or by God's, or if any luck both. No one can surpass God's plan, but if His plan was for the Black Sun to wreak havoc upon Earth, then you know beyond a doubt Himmler's penitence will be beyond agonizing.

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  ปีที่แล้ว +225

      The best comment so far, I praise your work. No man is above God, and no man will ever be.

    • @quik478
      @quik478 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Implying Burgundy wasn't a part of His plan

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shang Yang: you all are joke to me *annihilation of individual souls intensifies*

    • @ДАРТАНЬЯН-з2щ
      @ДАРТАНЬЯН-з2щ ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @insabon
      @insabon ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Crazy that millions of ordinary Jews would meet the same fate

  • @uzayonat8258
    @uzayonat8258 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    POV: its the armageddon but devil starts singing this

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or maybe it could be after the armageddon, after the devil gave Himmler his sentence

  • @sekarmaltum1695
    @sekarmaltum1695 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    TMW: a allied soldier is brought to a realm of cosmic eldritch horrors, blood and fire
    and surrounding by beigns only to deserving to be called "demons"
    they wear uniforms from various germanic blooded peoples from variosu ages and speak something like infernal corruption of german, backwards
    before the end comes for the soldier, he gets a glimpse upon the red god, the center of all, the one who binds, the soul of god, the blood, the red dragon

  • @skycloud784
    @skycloud784 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    “I was never a demon. I was once an angel. I was brash and defied the will of God. I was struck from the heavens, my punishment to keep the sinners and unrepentant. I was the god of the thieves and murderers. Their shepherd. Their saint. But I have never embraced this task. I have never enjoyed the destruction of men. I will not enjoy yours. But I will make sure that those you wronged may watch as you suffer. May they relish in your damnation and imprisonment, cackling like hyenas before their prey.”

    • @miguelatkinson
      @miguelatkinson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So what is the devil a prison warden now

    • @letmeinbuddy
      @letmeinbuddy 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "You are not a simple sinner, you did atrocious and horrid things to those that dare oppose your regime, let alone be within the goal of eradication. Oh, dear Himmler, what will you do in the face of eternity? What will you do in the black and bleak reality that you will soon set your feet upon? Shall you cry out the name of the judgmental Regent? Shall you cry out the names of the Gods that you have imagined to be within your mind? If you so wish to be washed clean of the sins you have oh-so-"righteously"-committed, then you may walk up these stairs. But for every person you have slaughtered, these steps shall increase upon size and length, and they shall forge the pain that you and your allies have dared committed on the damned that walk the planes of the above, so I ask you, shall you walk up the 17 million pair of stairs that you wish to climb to reach the paradise that you fantasized? Or shall you remain here in eternal suffering with an imperfect body, an imperfect mind, washed unclean of the sins you have done?"

  • @thecatistrepublic7319
    @thecatistrepublic7319 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Burgundy? Hell? SAME THING, just one is insane.

  • @emperorofdarkness6113
    @emperorofdarkness6113 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Satan to Himmler: "Well I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan"

  • @lefevrecorinne7608
    @lefevrecorinne7608 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Satan seing Himmler : go the fuck out of here !

  • @jeremiahcruz1071
    @jeremiahcruz1071 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Burgundy: one of the most evil, despicable and insane alternate history states to ever have been created.
    Some guy in Massachusetts after his mom told him to clean his room: ThIs iS JuSt lIkE ThE US dOwN WiTh lIbErAlIsM!!!!

  • @nane1912
    @nane1912 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    HOI4 players casually creating the living hell and undescribable darkness and wrath and the worst of the worst of the worst stories to mankind just for the lore of a mod and i'm fucking loving it

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Average HOI4 moment

    • @eiavops4576
      @eiavops4576 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      TNO is genuinely the most terrifying and dark game I have ever played or even heard of.

  • @user-randomdude1234
    @user-randomdude1234 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Satan: You shall be the next ruler of Hell, your sins surpass anything i've seen before

  • @SimplyDuker
    @SimplyDuker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Ah yes, the national anthem of "Evil beyond recognition".

  • @spade3779
    @spade3779 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    “Heinrich Luitpold Himmler, you stand before me guilty of the most heinous and appalling acts of savagery ever committed by any mortal soul many millions of times over.”
    *Heinrich stares blankly perhaps in shock or disbelief*
    “Never in my infinite millenniums of existence have I bore witness to such an irredeemable and utterly depraved soul, I scarcely have the words to describe it.”
    *Heinrich falls to his knees, unable to open his mouth and speak*
    “Nonetheless, it is my duty as Hell’s eternal keeper to bestow punishment upon you. Your’s is to be a one of a kind, no other soul is quite so mired in sin as yours.”
    “The only punishment that quite befits your conduct is to be trapped in this endless dark void for all of time unending. You will be left here alone for all of eternity, time will march on apathetically over billions of millennia, universes will fade away and be born anew for all of time immemorial and that still will not even be a fraction of your sentence.”
    “Just eternal unending darkness, such is the nature of your soul. Think on it and accept.”

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me
    Not only does his job, but does it happily"

  • @AxeVolling
    @AxeVolling 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Himmler: "Oh, hi daddy!"

  • @reaper2579
    @reaper2579 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Ngl, Himmler would might be the scariest overlord if he’s in the Hazbin Universe

    • @Chris-rn5gl
      @Chris-rn5gl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Taboritsky too with his Alexei thing...

    • @imperiumCirca41
      @imperiumCirca41 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      More like he'd be killed the second he gets down there by mobs of people who even so much as hear the first page of who he was.

    • @reaper2579
      @reaper2579 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@imperiumCirca41 probably not, idk about this but they don’t hear of Himmler at all right when he died in 1945 since sinners doesn’t know anything about yet in earth recently, besides He still had his military strategies which means he can be take down an exterminator and more which he could become an powerful overlord unknown what would his powers would be…or maybe round up his own army. If the mobs go near him, they might just runaway instead…

    • @NikitaMave
      @NikitaMave 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that would ruin himmler

    • @dreamypizza8458
      @dreamypizza8458 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      that is such a cursed thought
      and now I wanna overthink it
      funnily enough it would probably be in universe accurate seeing as the reason alastor is so powerful is voodoo and himmler was known for being very occult himself
      furthermore we can assume that the worse someone is as a person affects their power in hell as alastor was a serial killer
      now I'm thinking about how himmler would look in the style that sinners get, seeing as he dies to heydrich in TNO (thats the only way I know he can die.) I'd say he's probably going to look like he's missing some limbs (butcher). Furthermore he lived as a very cruel sadistic control freak so I imagine there would probably be some puppet like elements, perhaps strings or needles, again using alastor as a comparison he was a hunter and then got a deer like form in hell

  • @PerrytheDRIPlatypus2531
    @PerrytheDRIPlatypus2531 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Himmler: That Thing,
    It scares me.

    • @O-hv6tr
      @O-hv6tr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it would be the other way around

  • @Murphy_Law
    @Murphy_Law 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "After a bout of laughter, the Devil's amusement ceased not in defeat, but in the chilling realization of humanity's capacity for violence..."

  • @urloorloorloo
    @urloorloorloo ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *there is no hope when the black sun is at zenith*

  • @texan_commando
    @texan_commando ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Und der teufel der lacht nur dazu, ha hahaha..."

    • @Mandalorian_John.
      @Mandalorian_John. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "wir kämpfen für deutschland, wir kämpfen für Himmler, der Satan kommt nie mehr zu ruh"

    • @taotao19741
      @taotao19741 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This song has taken a hole new meaning

  • @untitled2235
    @untitled2235 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    A devil had beg more for forgiveness to God than for a man, despite being in a special place, continues his adversary.

  • @hurbbbkriegsminister5774
    @hurbbbkriegsminister5774 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    ' Hush now, most prized creations of God has betrayed his own kind, entrapping itself in this domain of 'impurity', your sins are not forgiven, and you will be cast something sufficeful, no human interaction, no anything to be proud of, nothing to suffer of, nothing to think of, nothing to bore yourself out of, for you are the most damned.'

  • @drkinferno72
    @drkinferno72 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Abbadon sends his regards

  • @mateos_critic9393
    @mateos_critic9393 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The most interesting thing is that this song is a slow version of "Teufelslied", which translates as Devil's Song.

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  หลายเดือนก่อน

      I took inspiration to make this video precisely from the translation ^^

  • @Akrafena
    @Akrafena 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Himmler feels the rumble, then the flash of a thousand suns, and as soon as it began, darkness appeared.
    He woke up, in a dark expanse, rubbing his eyes. He thinks he's gone blind and calls for soldiers
    But none arrive
    He wanders this dark expanse, and as he does, he sees blue light
    "Mein Gott!" he yells, running towards the blue river, water. He is very thirsty and sweaty for some reason
    He dips his hands, but only feels pain. A pain he never could imagine. He pulls out
    But miracously his hand is still there. So he continues walking, when 'crack'
    He falls into the blue river, it is scorching, boiling, he screams but it is never answered
    In this sorry state, for the first time in decades, he prays. And yet, nothing.
    He panics. It is as though God is not here, yet his presence is known
    He crys, remembering ever single AGONIZING detail of his life, from birth to the bomb
    His crush, his friend, the minister who tried to save him WHY GOTT WHY, WHY WAS I SO FOOLISH
    He hears the screams of others, the damned. Some are familiar, some are not
    He looks up at the dark expanse, and asks "Vater Abraham, hab Erbarmen mit mir und schick Lazarus; er soll die Spitze seines Fingers ins Wasser tauchen und mir die Zunge kühlen, denn ich leide große Qual in diesem Feuer?"

  • @Kunnis
    @Kunnis ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Hell on earth can never be like real hell

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  ปีที่แล้ว +89

      "When the Burgundians entered hell, the devil was confused; for as they came they cried, 'Thank God, for our damnation is over!'"

    • @HelghastStalker
      @HelghastStalker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@BraveNoob If ANYTHING would make Lucifer feel mercy for the damned, that would be it.

  • @notmrflimflam38notrealflam90
    @notmrflimflam38notrealflam90 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Im not sure if this meaning was intentional but this gives off energy of "no punishment for the perpetrator can right this wrong but putting them through the hell they made for others"
    "I've become death the destroyer of worlds... And innocent lives, so I must be punished."- someone prob me idfk

  • @00fgytduydrtu
    @00fgytduydrtu ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "I Hate this world of wrath I am trapped in The National Socialist Dream of mine has to live in a degenarate world. How can you not hate those who despise you? How to not become cruel when everyone expects it of you and so acts accordingly, their cruelty triggering yours? How to not be involved with politics, when your mere existense is threatened, alongside that of your entire race How to not despise the enemies of Christ? And so you drown in rage, becoming pure evil. You fantasize about torture,executions,murder,pogroms and genocide. You became of what you thought were mere accussations of the people with your same politics. You fall into the depths of hell, because your rage is no longer defensive, but autarcious. Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me, a sinner."
    This message is not a literally work, bur the state I am actually trapped in. The darkness is ever present.

    • @oljecg1242
      @oljecg1242 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We can serve God and our people. Infact, when we serve our people we also serve God and vice versa. We must follow these three rules:
      1. We must maintain our peoples existance and everything that makes it what it is, because the end of nations is the first step in the devils plan to end humanity.
      2. We must love our enemy, but at the same time, also fight his madness with all our might.
      3. We must trust and understand that God WILL purefy even the most hainous men, and that our enemies will one day join us in Paradise.
      The idea may seem absurd to you, or even impossible. But you must understand that Gods power, love and knowledge are all infinite, and He can do anything. His ability and intend to make this happen is what makes Him distinct from all the fake gods.

  • @yes-jm6xr
    @yes-jm6xr ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Even in the hell the black sun does not fade⚫🟣

  • @granata_227
    @granata_227 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    its like if death would look at a mirror, a broken mirror

  • @TheDukeofDeath666
    @TheDukeofDeath666 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Burgundy acts all gangsta until the brotherhood of Caín shows up

    • @RandomUser6002
      @RandomUser6002 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And the Brotherhood of Cain is chilling up until the Ural Purification Zone knocks on their door.

  • @thepathofeden73
    @thepathofeden73 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Imagine he leads Satans army during Armageddon

  • @Purpura_Miles_18_10
    @Purpura_Miles_18_10 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    It would be turned into Ordensstaat Hölle.

    • @Valerius333ITA
      @Valerius333ITA หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cameo in Hazbin Hotel.

  • @PremiumToad
    @PremiumToad 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I don't even know why they changed the original song for TNO. The original song sounded evil as hell aleady

  • @dohminkonoha3200
    @dohminkonoha3200 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Let’s turn hell into aryan utopia!

  • @nevski8827
    @nevski8827 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Дьявол Гиммлеру:
    -Я хоть и дьявол, но ты настоящий дьявол

    • @jonahshevtchenko7356
      @jonahshevtchenko7356 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      А потом узнали, что Гиммлер умер от того, что обожрался

  • @RandomAkria
    @RandomAkria ปีที่แล้ว +40

    POV You nuked the world and you proceed to fight satin

  • @IvanIvanoff-d4p
    @IvanIvanoff-d4p 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    “Im in hell? I dont see churchill or that kid toucher Roosevelt.”

    • @loyalybrantsinc2599
      @loyalybrantsinc2599 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      By the way, if you think about it, Churchill died as a hero, which means he was probably sent to purgatory. But Roosevelt was not a superhero (well, he didn't go for a second term, well, he didn't understand!) and PROBABLY in hell. So now he's watching this scene from the video, maybe.

    • @IvanIvanoff-d4p
      @IvanIvanoff-d4p 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@loyalybrantsinc2599 churchill died as a traitor to his people idiot, as did roosevelt

  • @DrEgonCholakian
    @DrEgonCholakian ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Satan: "Talking monkeys like you fill me with so much joy!"
    Himmler: "But I only wanted to create an Aryan utopia!"

    • @Infernal460
      @Infernal460 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Himmer:... Fine... But how much joy is there knowing I suppased you. And knowing whatever you do, a mortal being was "better" than one of the celestials.

    • @DrEgonCholakian
      @DrEgonCholakian 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Infernal460 Nah man, Hell is a concentration camp of eternal misery. Said misery is the absolute worse sort of stuff that bronze age humanity could dream up so expect state mandated rape, mutilation and the worse sort of tortures imaginable. These things will also happen forever.

    • @DrEgonCholakian
      @DrEgonCholakian 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Infernal460 Satan: "Such arrogance and pride, This is why I love talking monkeys like you!"

    • @Anstreki323
      @Anstreki323 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DrEgonCholakian low iq cringe 🤣💩🤡

  • @alexandruiulian5688
    @alexandruiulian5688 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    A 1 hour version will be the best

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It'll be probably a few gigs , it took me ages just to upload the other version of the lullaby I made, and it was a short one, imagine 1h, it'll be insanely slow aaaaa
      Don't think I'll make one, sorry

    • @prvixter
      @prvixter ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You can loop it buddy

    • @kwabecikuwu9161
      @kwabecikuwu9161 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prvixter op is probably a nazi don't expect much from him

  • @GRM_lol
    @GRM_lol ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "du-te dracului" has a whole different meaning now

  • @chom531
    @chom531 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Burgundy + Hellborn =

    • @endloesung_der_braunen_frage
      @endloesung_der_braunen_frage ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What does it Equal?

    • @tomizatko3138
      @tomizatko3138 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pain

    • @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
      @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'll take Burgundy over Hellborn aaaany day of the week

    • @RandomUser6002
      @RandomUser6002 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 You think the Hellborn are bad enough?
      *cough cough*
      COUNTER-POINT: Ural Purification Zone
      Atleast Abby left satanists alone. Yuri on the other hand does not hesitate to purge his own men over reasons so small and petty it makes Taboritsky's reasoning for the executions seem level-headed by comparison.
      In one event, Yuri personally murdered one of his best officers after said officer asked for new orders. HE WAS COMPLETELY LOYAL to Yuri and didn't plan on betraying him, by the way. I kid you not, he got executed over a mere QUESTION.
      If that doesn't sound even worse than the Hellborn, Idk what else does.

  • @dmitrykhvostik5975
    @dmitrykhvostik5975 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Can't wait to see Him as violet gamer Alicorn dropping nuкes over Equestria to purify ponykind and clear the world from so-called "creatures"

  • @henryhammerhead1508
    @henryhammerhead1508 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Make Hell a hyperborea!

  • @skeletonking4119
    @skeletonking4119 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    When medic of tf2 go to hell for the second time!

  • @IAmTheStig32
    @IAmTheStig32 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Himmler descends down the stone stairs, dragged by an invisible force, a vice-like grip squeezing each of his feeble old arms almost to the point of breaking them. He saw many faces in this dark realm, some of which he even recognized from life, but all twisted with agony and regret. As he passed the flame pit where Adolf Hitler lay writhing and being impaled over and over by two shadowy figures, he finally realized something was very wrong. Soon, he ended up in the lowest corner, thrown down before the massive cloven feet of a figure towering several meters above him, stroking his chin quizzically atop an obsidian throne. A booming baritone voice echoed in Heinrich's ears.
    "Well, well... Heinrich! Good to see you here at long last. I have watched you with great curiosity for many years. You have destroyed millions of lives, engaged in unholy cruelty, and through your schemes eventually turned the world into a burning hellscape not too far off from my home." He gestures to the vast chamber with mocking grandiosity. "That is a very high benchmark you've left for me, Heinrich. I have wracked my brain for years for a suitable method to punish you. All manner of creative and ironic fates crossed my boundless imagination, yet nothing stuck. Then it struck me. I finally realized the issue, as clear to me as the fear on your face now. What do you think the issue is?"
    Himmler is frozen in fear before the goliath. His sanity is creaking at the sight of the impossible creature looming over him. It continues again: "I... can't punish you, Heinrich." Himmler stops, confused. "Oh, you will be punished of course, but it simply isn't my proper place in this case. It would be greatly unjust of me. You might say in fact, that each and every sentence and punishment that crossed my mind just lacked a certain... personal touch. Come with me."
    The grip seizes his arms again as the figure rises from his seat. Heinrich shrieks as his naked body is flung at speed through corridors towards a balcony, overlooking a vast chasm, a crowd of millions, numbers untold. As he plummets down hundreds of feet towards the ground below, the figure calls out in mocking elation: "People of Ordenstaat Burgundy, I proudly present for your entertainment: your former lord and master, Heinrich Himmler!"
    Himmler tries to scream but no sound leaves his throat. He hits the dirt with a deafening finality, a thud echoes through the chamber, alerting the mass who move to step out of the way. His flesh and bones painfully knit back together and he slowly stands, a look of horror slowly reading on his face as he looks around. Every man and woman has their eyes locked on him. Their emaciated bodies are covered in hideous bruises and scars, telltale signs of his regime's past mistreatment, and each and every face is contorted in boiling hate.
    The figure turns and begins to leave the chamber, but then he stops, remembering something. "Oh, and should any of you feel the need for any implements of torment during his stay, please by all means, do feel free to let my servants know. I have given each and every one of them explicit orders to accommodate whatever you desire to the best of their ability, and they are able indeed." The Lord of Hell finally leaves the chamber as the mass, shouting curses, descends on Himmler and envelops him. He disappears under flailing punches and kicks.
    And so democracy and justice finally came to Ordenstaat-Burgundy, though not exactly in a way that the politicians, CIA planners and military brass of the former United States intended. The people, lacking want or need for any government, began having elections on how best to torture one man. So began the first day of Himmler's sentence, to be served until the very last poor denizen of what-was Ordenstaat Burgundy found it in their heart to forgive him.
    He suffered for eons, long after the death of the last star in the sky.

  • @toxicman9128
    @toxicman9128 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Heaven is Germany
    Hell is Moskowien
    But no one comes back from Burgundy

    • @lNGSOC
      @lNGSOC 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The HRE?

    • @RandomUser6002
      @RandomUser6002 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@lNGSOC The HRE is the very abyss itself.

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Well done, my good and faithful servant. Come, and enjoy your Master's rest."

  • @Comrade_albert
    @Comrade_albert ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Играет в гляделки с самим собой))

  • @vincenzoditommaso9596
    @vincenzoditommaso9596 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is perfection

  • @Silent_Death_0
    @Silent_Death_0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The SS State of Burgundy is Hell on Earth.

  • @fransliszt
    @fransliszt หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He's feasting with the gods in Valhalla

  • @РолеонгПармигор
    @РолеонгПармигор 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Замечательная музыка, сочетание бургундской колыбельной с другой мелодией, но которую я увы не знаю.

  • @YangHajime
    @YangHajime 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "...Was zum Sigma?"

  • @Commenteronstuff
    @Commenteronstuff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Midnight in russia, a beacon in america, and a lullaby from burgundy.

  • @ivanolivas9897
    @ivanolivas9897 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That’s Jesus greeting Himmler in the painting

  • @Sacroregente667
    @Sacroregente667 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Himmler vs The Duck' master

  • @thechickenFarmer50
    @thechickenFarmer50 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There’s a new man in charge of hell

  • @__taka__8200
    @__taka__8200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Always Fear the one that'll wait for you. one that'll tell your crimes and fates. and thus for Eternal Pain. one that'll Judge you.

  • @Swoiny
    @Swoiny 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    when you accidentally take all the pervitin at once

  • @bentleybrabec
    @bentleybrabec 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This goes hard 🔥💯

  • @zersky495
    @zersky495 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How am I supposed to watch this without my le scary smiling wojak?

    • @BraveNoob
      @BraveNoob  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well... they took the video with the scary wojak I made down

  • @ThatRandomguy59
    @ThatRandomguy59 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is perfect