As soon as I see Uncle laser that completely explains why this is so delayed LOL I died every time he's on france-presse😂 You are more than forgiven for your tardiness
Uncle Lazer looks like he was around when the WWF was at its PEAK and never let it be forgotten, absolutely awesome episode today. That oil field grind's insane 🤘
Top 3 Highlights 27:29 Boofin’ Story 1:04:18 Crypto 1:25:40 DnD Question Highlights 7:37 Homeless 10:21 Advice Work Habit 12:57 Hot Homeless 14:55 Naked running Woman story 18:26 Fun Facts 20:39 Internet Activities 23:27 Horny 25:04 Being a oil worker 27:29 Boofin’ story 34:56 Body hair 36:17 Degenerate coworkers 38:03 How Nerdy are you? 43:57 Growing up Baddie 48:07 Tastes you miss 52:15 Pooping problems 55:02 Momma’s Dumplings 57:00 Cigarette Holder story 58:16 Twitter 1:00:06 Flags and Monetization 1:04:18 Crypto 1:12:29 Cards (all kinds) 1:13:40 Black Lotus MTG 1:20:44 Drunk Karting 1:25:40 DnD question Guest was new to me. Seems like a wild lifestyle. The pod was great. I can’t wait to see the next one. Hilarious moment at 26:54 He’s going to steal Eli away. Cheers 🫡🍌
47:00 Crawfordsville has decent pond fishing. Marion has cornfields and crackheads. Oh, and the sweet smell of diesel and fair tenderloins in the summer. Loved the show guys!
Uncle laser completely explains why this podcast was so delayed! I fucking love this dude!😂 Also hi Baddie, keep up the awesome work brother! You and Eli Rock!
Im not homeless, but I have been and I'm used to the struggle. A $15 dollar meal at a restaurant is a pack of cigarettes, few dollar store bags of dog food, roll of toilet paper, few cans of food, few big bottles of water and a few bucks on your pocket left so yeah, money goes further.
Holy shit. I just heard about this guy a few days ago and he magically appears on my favorite podcast. Fkn legend and the fact that we grew up pretty similarly is astounding!
There was a lady around Koln, Germany that was known as the "homeless lady" when she died they found out that she had a large home and several cars. She never married, so everything went to the state.
Hey my mom and dad died when I was six and got stuck being raised by my grandparents as the broken child but since my little brother was a baby he was unbroken and got treated great
You guys should have an episode called FULL LOAD and it should have a bunch of people like demo, Brandon, donut, fat electrician, angry cops, Caleb, Matt Best, pretty much as many people as you can. Then let’s the crazy chaos go wild.
All the talk about stocks reminded me of when I was in high school we played a stock market game. Me and 5 of my friends were doing bad until we realized we could just trick everyone else into buying stocks we bought for super cheap earlier by spreading false information or just being really loud. We would then sell before everyone else crashing that stock.
For us, it was that Nintendo version of Monopoly. We called it Shot Monopoly. - A shot when you pass Go, it's payday - A shot if you pay rent - A shot if you are in Jail etc...
This was super funny and extreme. You guys should have Michael Jones (Garand Thumb) & Administrative Results (Aaron) on at the same time. I could die happy someday watching that 2hr podcast. Micah and Charlie can come too, hahaha
Oh shit Eli you grew up in Indiana? Greetings from a Hoosier. And yeah, if you don't live near Indy, then it's all farm land. We have MAYBE 4 notable cities. Indy, Fort Wayne, South Bend, and Michigan City.
As a fellow oilfield bro, I gotta share my odd early morning occurrence... My friend and I were getting diesel at about 3 am and a dude pulled up in a car and just said "hey, you guys gay?" "Nope" "Oh ok" and then he drives off
I love this man. I immediately went and subscribed and I turned on notifications. This man is fucking hilarious and I cannot wait until the next episode with him.
I just want to let you guys know that I am a ginger from Michigan every time you have a new podcast come out just know that I’m listening to it while smoking a cigar. That is all. Also Eli I get him and nobody but I have autism, so I give you permission to go hard with the autism stuff.
My father bought 1000 BTC when it launched at 8 cents. Sold it when it was .50 cents a coin. He forgot all about it. I have never seen so many emotions on that mans face before I told him how much single coin was at the time it was peaking.
With all the talks of old games I keep hearing in the episodes, does anyone ever remember Bloody Roar?? Underappreciated game imo still cherish that game to this day.
@@bastardfish_ idk it's been a couple years ago, it seemed like things were kinda falling apart at the begining of the pandemic I can't even hardly remember what was going on but they were having a rough time especially when there was like no real in person audience. I feel like they got kicked out of the club they had been using or something like that over some bs and just weren't doing great but that's cool to hear that it's still doing well, running it into the ground may have been the wrong terminology cause they weren't the ones doing it it was just kinda happening where the show took hit after hit and seemed like it might not survive and be run into the ground cause of all the issues. Now I gotta go rewatch William Montgomery rant about flipping Hyundai sonatas lmfao Edit: I forgot about his Timothy McVeigh jokes 💀💀💀 they always have me so fucking dead
@@bastardfish_ I forgot they had Brody Stevens on there so thanks for reminding me of the show so I could rewatch some of those old episodes, I fucking love his appearances on there due to his relatability from his bipolar and not hiding it, rip to him
@@bastardfish_ lol I figured out what the bs was that got em kicked out, tony had done some hella racist Chinese jokes after his Chinese friend had done a set talking about how much shit the Asians had been getting cause it was covid time and people tried to fucking crucify him even though like he was just playing off his friend's set but between like that and loosing the band and some other stuff around that time it really seemed like it might collapse
Yeah but back then there was hype waiting for that picture to load. You would think people got angry but that’s not the cases. Everyone I remember never got mad about a photo or download. Was what it was.
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As soon as I see Uncle laser that completely explains why this is so delayed LOL I died every time he's on france-presse😂
You are more than forgiven for your tardiness
how much did you guys have to cut out?
can I ask to nominate Brandon for a new host he would be super funny
God damn I was gonna say!?
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Uncle laser looks like you just grabbed the stereotypical guy protagonist in old 80s movies
His mullet is so powerful
@@unsubscribepodcast Did it smell good?
Unc look like if Tiger King had a baby with Chuck Liddel.
Like the son of Ray "Tiny" Jackson from Bloodsport!
Uncle Lazer looks like he was around when the WWF was at its PEAK and never let it be forgotten, absolutely awesome episode today. That oil field grind's insane 🤘
Didn't know who Uncle Lazer was, This has honestly been one of my favorite episodes.
He’s been on Kill Tony a few times
Top 3 Highlights
27:29 Boofin’ Story
1:04:18 Crypto
1:25:40 DnD Question
Highlights
7:37 Homeless
10:21 Advice Work Habit
12:57 Hot Homeless
14:55 Naked running Woman story
18:26 Fun Facts
20:39 Internet Activities
23:27 Horny
25:04 Being a oil worker
27:29 Boofin’ story
34:56 Body hair
36:17 Degenerate coworkers
38:03 How Nerdy are you?
43:57 Growing up Baddie
48:07 Tastes you miss
52:15 Pooping problems
55:02 Momma’s Dumplings
57:00 Cigarette Holder story
58:16 Twitter
1:00:06 Flags and Monetization
1:04:18 Crypto
1:12:29 Cards (all kinds)
1:13:40 Black Lotus MTG
1:20:44 Drunk Karting
1:25:40 DnD question
Guest was new to me. Seems like a wild lifestyle. The pod was great. I can’t wait to see the next one. Hilarious moment at 26:54 He’s going to steal Eli away. Cheers 🫡🍌
I appreciate you.
Was there no offenders super power segment?
@Tobias Braam seems like they forgot. Good conversation so it slipped their mind
What about info about his new show?? The one hot uncle said is going to be like dirty jobs?
Absolutely love Uncle Lazer. Thank yall for having him on
Fluck is amazing. "Worked construction at 15. Learned a lot about caulk." So great.
I can picture this guy rolling around San Antonio in a t top Camaro smelling of Copenhagen and natty light blasting Metallica 😂
11:46 Eli's scream is one of my favorite things about him 😆
Uncle lazer looks like the guy that graduated 20 years ago, but still goes to all the High school parties... 😂😂😂
47:00 Crawfordsville has decent pond fishing. Marion has cornfields and crackheads. Oh, and the sweet smell of diesel and fair tenderloins in the summer. Loved the show guys!
Baddy looked like my dad when I told him I loved him when Eli dropped the claw 😆
He said “tism go” like he was activating his superpower. “Flame on!”
This is the podcast episode I’ve waited for my entire life
Uncle laser completely explains why this podcast was so delayed! I fucking love this dude!😂
Also hi Baddie, keep up the awesome work brother! You and Eli Rock!
Get princess dump truck on for a quick cameo on next episode.
SHE WOULD BE THE BEST!
I want dumpy
Congrats on another good podcast oh boy was hilarious a Texas roughneck with the splash of nerd in there. Y'all have to get Jack Mandeville on there
next week is gonna blow your mind.
UP VOTE FOR JACK MANDIVILLE!
Never thought I'd relate harder to an episode till this one. #boofking
Ain't no way... 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Best one in a while boys, stay spicy 🌶️
This is the crossover I did not see coming. I loved uncle lazer the minute I saw him on kill Tony, now I love him even more
Uncle lazer is blowing up. Been seeing hime everywhere. Cant wait to see him and jack together thats gonna be a blast
Broooo, tuna cassrole, beef stroganoff, cube steak and mac n chz. That was just normal as a kid, had no clue we were poor af.
Its just amazing how professional this podcast has become! On point boys! Another banger
"professional"
We should go with "better known"...
@@unsubscribepodcast play the mindset and pivot doggie. You are interesting and funny people. You can leverage.
Uncle lazer is blowing up on podcasts lately
Uncle lazer is the guy you want to hate but can’t help but to love him. Loved him on kill tony.
Im not homeless, but I have been and I'm used to the struggle. A $15 dollar meal at a restaurant is a pack of cigarettes, few dollar store bags of dog food, roll of toilet paper, few cans of food, few big bottles of water and a few bucks on your pocket left so yeah, money goes further.
This is one of the best episodes yet, please have him on with more people.
Holy shit. I just heard about this guy a few days ago and he magically appears on my favorite podcast. Fkn legend and the fact that we grew up pretty similarly is astounding!
OH SHIT!! I’m from Hobbs, NM. Was waiting to see if the oil field talk brought that up.
Wasn't a sardine guy, but anchovies on pizza or smoked oysters on a triskit with some cheddar or blue cheese stuffed olives, chefs kiss😅
Uncle Lazer is the reason I’m here! 💯 🔥 🔥 🔥
There was a lady around Koln, Germany that was known as the "homeless lady" when she died they found out that she had a large home and several cars. She never married, so everything went to the state.
Hey my mom and dad died when I was six and got stuck being raised by my grandparents as the broken child but since my little brother was a baby he was unbroken and got treated great
Dude, i first saw Uncle Lazer on Kill Tony a few months ago, and man he's funny! Happy to see him here
You guys should have an episode called FULL LOAD and it should have a bunch of people like demo, Brandon, donut, fat electrician, angry cops, Caleb, Matt Best, pretty much as many people as you can. Then let’s the crazy chaos go wild.
All the talk about stocks reminded me of when I was in high school we played a stock market game. Me and 5 of my friends were doing bad until we realized we could just trick everyone else into buying stocks we bought for super cheap earlier by spreading false information or just being really loud. We would then sell before everyone else crashing that stock.
i nearly cried tears of joy when yall talked about spam
Was introduced to Uncle Laser on Kill Tony and he is a legend glad to see he is expanding his career
Banger episode, need number two Unlce Laser was amazing
10 hours after I left for work I'm back home and ready for my favorite part of the week!
For us, it was that Nintendo version of Monopoly. We called it Shot Monopoly.
- A shot when you pass Go, it's payday
- A shot if you pay rent
- A shot if you are in Jail
etc...
I don’t know how it took this long too find this podcast, but man does it ever make my day at work go a lot faster 😂
Make a "Touch grass, Eat ass" -Shinzo Abe (probably) shirt and we will buy it!!
Have never bought any TH-cam merchandise but that will be the first.
i think ive seen you comment this on the last 5 episodes
@@prestocatronium like the last ~30 episodes
@Evan Wright and you're a hero with no cape for it. Hope the boys cave and make the right decision.
Lazer has appeared to me now for the first time and its as if I've known him my whole life
How many guntubers can you name? Eddie at the end was a nice cameo from the boys. So great to see all those awesome people in one place!
Oh Man. My spirit animal on one of my favorite podcasts. It’s a good day.
Crazy to find out Eli lived in Crawford’svil in Indiana I’m from a town not far from there cool to hear
We need a ep with donut so the silence can be replaced
This was super funny and extreme. You guys should have Michael Jones (Garand Thumb) & Administrative Results (Aaron) on at the same time. I could die happy someday watching that 2hr podcast. Micah and Charlie can come too, hahaha
We definitely need more Charlie.
Boofin. 😂 Haven't heard that in a decade or so. 😂
Holy shit, Uncle Lazer! Never clicked so fast in my life. Also, Hi Baddie!
hi
@@unsubscribepodcast ❤
Why is even cooler Danny McBride so damn motivating?
Good show guys!
Oh shit Eli you grew up in Indiana? Greetings from a Hoosier. And yeah, if you don't live near Indy, then it's all farm land. We have MAYBE 4 notable cities. Indy, Fort Wayne, South Bend, and Michigan City.
The way that Eli keeps shitting on Scottsdale😂
Eli's scream in the ad read always sounds like just a stock _screaming.mp4 😆
Talk about timing, they start talking about the naked woman possibly being a Terminator, just as I am just loading up Terminator Resistance to play.
As a fellow oilfield bro, I gotta share my odd early morning occurrence...
My friend and I were getting diesel at about 3 am and a dude pulled up in a car and just said "hey, you guys gay?"
"Nope"
"Oh ok" and then he drives off
I love this man. I immediately went and subscribed and I turned on notifications. This man is fucking hilarious and I cannot wait until the next episode with him.
poggers. new episode perks of being an insomniac australian awake at 4am
Poggers?
@@oxide9679 big pogggggers dude
@@oxide9679 i'm sleep deprived and new slang that i used to hate has wormed its way into my daily mannerisms. so i just roll with it now
Uncle laser gives me the “let’s get drunk at small town bars” vibes…..and IM ALL FOR IT
Elis into joi lol best it's secretary stuff too ahahaha
As someone working in midland odessa 100% right this is where dreams go to die, only place worse is carlsbad.
I just want to let you guys know that I am a ginger from Michigan every time you have a new podcast come out just know that I’m listening to it while smoking a cigar. That is all. Also Eli I get him and nobody but I have autism, so I give you permission to go hard with the autism stuff.
Eli!!! Bruv!! Party foul... gimme your mexcard. Drop a "beer" how dare you. Now I got to "unsubscribe" 😂😂😂
This is the Unsubscribe pod I love. We say "handys". 😂 Filth is fun and interesting.
Spaghetti, hot dogs and mac and cheese lots of meals of that growing up and even now xD Smoked oysters LOL potted meat
My father bought 1000 BTC when it launched at 8 cents. Sold it when it was .50 cents a coin. He forgot all about it. I have never seen so many emotions on that mans face before I told him how much single coin was at the time it was peaking.
Badies like, "eeww Mr Uncles" and cringe faced saying brings up childhood memories, Uncle laser is like say less. 😂
With all the talks of old games I keep hearing in the episodes, does anyone ever remember Bloody Roar?? Underappreciated game imo still cherish that game to this day.
Love this dude on Kill Tony
I'm surprised that's still going with how they were kinda running it into the ground
@NoodlelyNoodle When was that? They've been going strong, they just recently moved to Joe Rogan's new club too.
@@bastardfish_ idk it's been a couple years ago, it seemed like things were kinda falling apart at the begining of the pandemic I can't even hardly remember what was going on but they were having a rough time especially when there was like no real in person audience. I feel like they got kicked out of the club they had been using or something like that over some bs and just weren't doing great but that's cool to hear that it's still doing well, running it into the ground may have been the wrong terminology cause they weren't the ones doing it it was just kinda happening where the show took hit after hit and seemed like it might not survive and be run into the ground cause of all the issues. Now I gotta go rewatch William Montgomery rant about flipping Hyundai sonatas lmfao
Edit: I forgot about his Timothy McVeigh jokes 💀💀💀 they always have me so fucking dead
@@bastardfish_ I forgot they had Brody Stevens on there so thanks for reminding me of the show so I could rewatch some of those old episodes, I fucking love his appearances on there due to his relatability from his bipolar and not hiding it, rip to him
@@bastardfish_ lol I figured out what the bs was that got em kicked out, tony had done some hella racist Chinese jokes after his Chinese friend had done a set talking about how much shit the Asians had been getting cause it was covid time and people tried to fucking crucify him even though like he was just playing off his friend's set but between like that and loosing the band and some other stuff around that time it really seemed like it might collapse
Finally some Lone Star on the show. It’s about time
I love Sir LaZeR's energy man, I was rolling the whole time
Man looks like a lone star drinker 😂
0:50 Here, we see the guest summarize every episode of this entire podcast in 2 seconds flat
Yeah but back then there was hype waiting for that picture to load. You would think people got angry but that’s not the cases. Everyone I remember never got mad about a photo or download. Was what it was.
Uncle Lazer looks like the long lost son of Brian “Boz” Bosworth that played for Oklahoma Sooners.
Uncle Lazer is hilarious. I first saw him on kill Tony. Awesome dude. My mom also did cocaine and smoked Virginia slims.
God he's my favorite comedian. I would love to hang out with uncle Lazer.
Eli, how dare you shit on Salmon Patties! We only got those when Dad got a bonus!
Just when I think I can clean the garage listening to the show.
It's alright Eli, my mom's dead too
If anyone were to ask me what the Unsubscribe Podcast is like as a whole, i would just show them the opening to this single video.
Thus episode unlocked a core memory
Id describe Uncle Lazer as if Camel Lights were a person
Bit coin broke my heart too. I thought about checking it out when it started but I didn't 😢
You should bring up Spam on an episode with Nick. I bet he has the WWII history locked and loaded lol
Finally, they let you post!!
The fake homeless lady driving the Mercedes was local to me. Her husband is a rich guy as well.
Loving the Death Saves T-shirt
I work at a gas station right now. I make enough to support myself and my cats
That 1stPhorm orange sunrise
I'm not sure who this guy is, but I hate that I love him. Great episode.
Yeah I worked on Prudhoe Bay it’s a prison at times
And it’s my day off ✔️✔️💯
When you need him most uncle lazer is there
This dude is friggin epic! Y’all should have Andrew Conn in here if you like Uncle Lazer’s material.
Eli said Indiana so quietly 🤣Its alright, pretty much no one that grew up in Indiana really loves it here. It brings shame
Fucking Uncle Lazer's voice is what I need every day
Ah yes, quality content and worth the wait. Does Uncle Lazer not look Brock Venture Brothers?
I just realized that you guys can have a live show at kalash bash next year. Make it your guys unsubcon.