WhEn a WoMaN mOvEs IN sHe bRIngS tHE wHoLE GaRdEn wItH hEr" Daz: "No she doesn't because I have hayfever and I tell her not too" When I tell you I busted a lung- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
@ALYNA MULLER BINTI MOHAMED SUFFIAN Moe He never had a wife lmao that was just what Kate and Daz called each other they broke up 2 or 3 years ago and he started dating Soheila I don't know if Soheila and him are still together tho
I would love to live next to daz and just randomly here "AHHHHHHHH" or "LINDA" 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤ I absolutely love daz he is hilarious and never fails to make me laugh x
I really wanna thank daz for pointing out the fact that most these videos don't mention same sex relationships, as a gay woman it's very annoying how much heterosexual shit is just assumed and most people don't care or notice but daz is so amazing because he notices and cares and points it out so thank you daz maybe if more influential people point it out we'll get more representation xx
I love Day's reaction about the cactus. It's priceless. And what's even better is the fact that I laughed too and then realized, I have a cactus on my desk too. Well played, Troom Troom, well played.
8:40 im in tears. Daz I literally love you so much but the fact that you said LGBTQ rights just made my heart explode. Most creators that are LGBTQ friendly will only talk about if the entire video is designated towards the LGBTQ community (or if they are an LGBTQ channel specifically for LGBTQ things) It really made my day that you said that stuff. It really made me happy
bru it's troom troom, literally they're just doing things THEY do in a relationship, they're skits, half of these ppl probably aren't even gay so why make them out to be that way, it's like the MLP represents lgbtq thing, like it's a fucking cartoon not some gay conspiracy Jesus
"DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON?!" As someone who's dating and basically living with another female, basically yes. We've got over 20 plants. Send help they've over run the house.
With the “human atm” thing me and my girlfriend practically argue about who carry’s bags, who pays, etc. (we are 13 so we “argue” about who would be doing that in the future lol)
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“Never heard my girlfriend do that, not even at the right time...”
Daz’s daughter: 👁👄👁
(3:58)
Lmao
😂😂
Nah more like o-o
That explains the face of regret he made afterwards, lmao
More like: ( ´༎ຶㅂ༎ຶ`)
"She's reading Spanish so she can tell him to piss off in his own language" - 😂 I can't breath hahaha. 😂
😂I am literally laughing my rear end right now😂
😂I am literally laughing my rear end right now😂
*Inhale*
*WHEEZE*
Hdj
Breathe*
“See that face, she's learning to say piss off in his own language.”
Me irl: *YES DAZ YES*
I hope no one takes that out of context
1000th like :)
@@maybesomething3241 Thanks :)
@@SilverCipher00 Same.
@@acherryblossom1909 nppp :)
2:29 I love how Daz is just laughing and being a bit judgemental and then realized he can relate 😭
"never heard my girlfriend do that....not even at the right time...."
Daz: depressed face
skibbles24 twitchtv but his kid Lamo
@@skyallen3035 I don't think he is with his daughters birth mother anymore
Haha I was about to comment this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
@@skyallen3035 lamo? What. Lmao 😂
“I didn’t relate to a single damn thing...”
We all saw that cactus, Daz.
mmochiss 🤣😂🤣😂
Thanks for that. I just choked when I read it.
He didn't cause that was for the singles and he isn't single
Millie Parsons exactly
Thanks for the 1K likes but where the absolute fuck did all you people come from
“WHEN YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, EVERYTHING IS *A A H* “
XD I DIED 🤣😭
Maisie Rayment I can confirm this 🤣🤣🤣
Lol I read this as I was watching it! 😂😂😂
@@hannahkohl6053 same😂😂!
i swear he sounded like mickey mose
8:53 YES DAZ BEING A PROUD SUPPORT ILYSM!!
Me tooooo! 😀
"When you're single, your plants consist of one cactus by your desk"
*Daz laughs then pauses and pulls a cactus from his desk*
"Alright, fair play"
i almost peed. not kidding, my milk came out my nose too
....I just finished watering my cactus....
😂😂😂😂
Lunar Weirdo I have 11 😭
666th like ;)
WhEn a WoMaN mOvEs IN sHe bRIngS tHE wHoLE GaRdEn wItH hEr"
Daz:
"No she doesn't because I have hayfever and I tell her not too"
When I tell you I busted a lung-
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Jasmine that’s for replaying the video
*Girl moans while plucking hair*
Daz: "I've never heard my girlfriend do that... let alone at the right time
Daz: *dies inside*
Lmao
Hahah
Oop-
Yep I would die inside to
“WHEN TWO WOMEN DATE DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON?!” Had me laughing is much 🤣
i was dying loll
"I've not related to any of these"
*Has a cactus on his desk*
Solomon 1596 lol
Narrator: Did you like our funny sketches about relationship? :3
Daz: NOOOO!!!
Imfao lol😂🤣😆
“NOO!!! 😡”
“The narrator sounds like a my little pony”
Daz black 2020
Lmao I laughed so hard at that part
Year he does
U hit the jackpot on that
Skye Webber I laughed so hard I died😂🤣😵😵
mhm
“Did you like our funny sketches about relationships-“
Daz: NO!! *scared himself*
Also Daz:God, that came out-
When he said “When two women date do they go to the Amazon” had me crying of laughter
I thought of that Greek myth of the Amazonian warriors
@Isaiah Lamers Same
My mum is gay but I don't think I've ever seen a plant in my house except if it's valentines day or something like that
Sameeeeeeeeee
I’m a lesbian.
I have three plants in my bedroom. Me and my mam also love taking care of the garden, it’s literally just flowers everywhere
"She's reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language."
that one had me wheezing.
Same
“I’m taking all my plants back, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR JUNGLE” 😂😂😂like I couldn’t stop laughing
9:11🤣
9:07 "WhEn YoU sLeEp AlOnE yOu CaN AHAHAHAHA" This is definitely my favorite video😂😂
Daz: im not allowed to send a message without a heart
Daz texting his gf: I’m about. To die💕
He'd die if he DIDN'T send a heart lol
I heard you cheated🖤🖤
@ALYNA MULLER BINTI MOHAMED SUFFIAN Moe He never had a wife lmao that was just what Kate and Daz called each other they broke up 2 or 3 years ago and he started dating Soheila I don't know if Soheila and him are still together tho
Or he could go “I’m about. To die🖤
“ I hate my life there is only one way out now ❤️”
“Is that a dog.. that looks like the Mona Lisa with LEGS!!” 😂😂😂MY NEW FAVORITE QUOTE OF 2020
Merissa Urie i DIED. 😂😂😂
bloodlinebabylyrics SAME
“You’ll probably have one small cactus next to your computer”
Daz: *laughs*
Daz *looks down*
Also Daz: Holds up cactus
Yes it was bootiful
@@the_weirdest_person2298 lol yea
I wheezed 😂
I died at laughter I couldn't breather
We watched the video
“When two women date do they just move to the AMAZON?!”- got me howling 😂😂😂
Why is the woman narrating this dissing women when she's literally a woman herself, SHE'S DISSING HERSELF
Maryam Farooqui she’s doing it because money
Maryam Farooqui and if a guy did it he would be sexist
Maryam Farooqui I cant remember where troom troom comes from?
@@willconsidine7183 she is a women but it is still sexist
Amena Bushra then why is no one claiming it’s sexist?
"i’ve never heard my girlfriend do that. not even in the right time" the disappointment 😂😂
Hihihih
He said: 😪
??
The disappointment o his face was priceless
@@shazgee2404 watch the vid
*Daz:* "It looks like the Mona Lisa with legs....."
*Mona Lisa's legs:* "Am I a joke to you?"
Apparently, yes 😂
@@alexandervoutov7461 🤣
“is this what we represent”
😂😂😂
Wrong “to”
The look on Daz's face after saying 'Not even at the right time' slayed me
Troom troom: “one cactus by your computer”
Daz: “Hahah-“
*also Daz has one cactus by him computer*
Daz: 👁👄👁
LOLOLLOLLOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀🧸😭😭💀😂💀💀
By hiS Computer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
*if your single then you only use emojis in your comments*
The adventures of Fat boi and Casserole true 😳🙈✨😔😩😹😭😧😅🤪😡🤬😼🤠😏😏😻😈🥰🥺❄️
Daz- "I've not related to any of these" * holds up a cactus next to his computer *
He ain’t single tho 🙈
XD
Never mind, my senior quote is going to be "When you're in a relationship, everything is AAAAAAAAAAAA" 1:32
Love this
Nah fam
See emojis
I would love to live next to daz and just randomly here "AHHHHHHHH" or "LINDA" 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤ I absolutely love daz he is hilarious and never fails to make me laugh x
Daz: “Is that a dog or is that the Mona Lisa with legs?”
Keely Fletcher 💀
No it was "is that a dog? It looks like the Mona Lisa with legs"😂
ya boi tangerine same shut different smell
That was funny 😂
Daz: I've never heard my girlfriend do that. Not even at the right time.
Daz's face: when you try your best and you don't succeed
Someone PLEASEEEE make that as a video meme 😂 or with The Sound of Silence song one 😂
🎶In the arms of the angels fly away 🎶
Try try again 😂
@@youmakemehappy7 done
“When a woman dates a woman do they move to the AMAZON!”
Im crying, this is the funniest video ever
Lol I thought Daz meant to get those some toys from amazon if u know lol..
Ikr??
imagine Sarah walking in from school to hear daz screaming this 8:21 - 8:35 😅😂
sound affects were on point 11:03
Troom Troom: "WHEN YOU LIVE ALONE, YOU HAVE A CACTUS AS YOUR PLANT COLLECTION
Daz: *laughs* *looks to his side* SH**
u have the same profile image as my best friend lol
@@juicebox8466 really?
😂😂😂
Lolz
“Are Americans just weird or have i missed something?”
We are weird, but not THAT weird.
That’s on a whole new level.
Oh yeah we definitely are not that bad lol
Nah if u want you need Florida
(Not meant to be offensive, idk how American humour outside of memes works)
NATEDOG ur wired
I V u ar
Gemma Duck Florida is where every insane person in America lives 🤣
When Daz says “that’s looks like the Mona Lisa with legs”
…does Mona Lisa not have legs…?
She *has* legs, they just aren't visible in the painting due to the lack of canvas.
No. The Mona Lisa is now an amputee
@@quinny3153 lmao
I thought it looked like yoda with a hat on
@@TheCurryman123 this is such an evil comment, the poor dog yall ruthless 😭
I really wanna thank daz for pointing out the fact that most these videos don't mention same sex relationships, as a gay woman it's very annoying how much heterosexual shit is just assumed and most people don't care or notice but daz is so amazing because he notices and cares and points it out so thank you daz maybe if more influential people point it out we'll get more representation xx
Hopefully we well but this is troom troom we are talking about if they fucked up and made straight pepple upset think of how bad we gonna get it
@@theferretofchaos5404 Troom Troom would find a way to make a same sex couple heteronormative 😭
“Is that a dog, it looks like the Mona Lisa with legs.” -Daz 2020
“I’m not allowed to send a message without any hearts”
Daz when texting: I hate you 💕💕❤️
Xdddd
I want a divorce ❤️❤️🥰😍🥰😘😘
i just spoke to tommyinnit he said give me a goddamn minute
@@dollophead926 what🤠🤚
@@moon9574 nothing lol u wont know
“Are Americans just weird or did I miss something” that’s me whenever there’s a new trend lmfao
They are probs
Lmao yes
Sometimes it's embarrassing to be American
@Big chunky man lol
@@honeysdreamanimations yeahh- its bad sometimes.
4:35 this is literally my mom lmaooo she never lets me use any towels that have a “pretty” design on it smh 🤦♂️
“What about gay relationships” annnnnnd this is why we stan daz.
Kaelan-Lee Gillis Ugh
@@riom.6091 huh??
Thereo Frin Lots of things aren’t necessary.
@Thereo Frin everyone's existence is necessary but some people, sadly, choose the wrong paths, there has to be balance in the world unfortunately😔😔
Thereo Frin Wow you’re so offended?
She isn’t trying to show you how cold it is, she is trying to steal all of your warmth for herself. Because that’s how we roll.
We try to suck all the warmth and joy from you and move to another victim
Very true 👌
Yup
Yes 100% all the warmth and joy from you is ours until it's gone and we find another victim. Till we find the person who is just right for us 😉
Why is that so true? 😂
“Does she live at sea world?”, daz’s responses to any Daz watches is always the best 😂
Daz: "I've never heard my girlfriend do that. Not even in the RIGHT time"
Also daz : *Looks down painfully*
“Is that a dog...it looks like the Mona Lisa with legs”- daz 2020
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
7:11
@Layton Cushley *watch
@Layton Cushley *does
@Layton Cushley i*
“I did not relate to a single thing”
Ummm... wipe your cactus’s tears now
The cactus was for single but Daz is not single
That’s what I was thinking
@William Hall ur such a know-it-all ahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA
@@sarahx9492 *all he did was correct someone*
Them: she brings a whole garden
Me a female: **somehow kills a desk cactus**
Edit: wow thx for all the likes I really didn't expect this many
Alex Reinhardt
I would kill a bloody plastic cactus lmao
Kiana Gwyn honestly same
I swear I kill fake plants too
Omg so true and mines even plastic 😂
Multi kpop Stan
You know, just the usual xD
“why did i feel hungry when that happened. thats not normal is it.” IM DYING
“When a women dates a women, do they move to the AmAzOn?!” MY RIBS
Um it's woman dates a woman because women means more then 2 so it would be like there's 4 women dating eachother
@@itsmelauren1982 r/whoosh (I think)
Kilani Saddler I was reading ur comment at the same time he said that 😅
“when a woman dates a woman DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON”
omg i nearly pissed my self 🤣
Same xx
alannah da banana why did I read this with his voice in my head😂
Actually, they move into a house together on the second date, adopt 3 cats and get married
Same, all though I wouldn’t mind moveing to there with my girlfriend
Can confirm
Troom Troom: *When You Live Alone Your Only Plant Is Your Cactus Next To Your Computer*
Daz: *Laughing*
Also Daz: *Realises He Has A Cactus*
"WHEN YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, EVERYTHING IS AAAAAAAH!!"
I low-key died at this
“She’s reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language” “where did they get that sound file from?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH what a nice day!
Troom Troom: when you sleep alone-
Daz: *aggressive turkey noises*
LMAO- 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
*”wHen yOu slEep aLonE AgaGhbAsksb SHUT UP!”*
God I love Daz 😂😂😂
@@sapphirebeach8109 innit 😂😂
I actually laughed out loud at this.
*I dont do that, like, ever*
@@eri-chan6206 I made Eri laugh! I feel so proud
"WHEN YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP EVERYTHING IS AHHHHHH!" Daz always cracks me up.
True,
10:58 I died here 😂💀
"Where's all the gay relationships at"?
- Daz 2020
I was seriously wondering where they're at though.
U stole
I quoted him yeah. Wdym by stole?
EXACTLY DAZ
"When a woman dates a women, do they just move to the Amazon?"
YES!
I wish I could give this more likes 😂
Seems true from the stories
DrippyKit Draws it’s true
288 Likes WTF THANK YOU!
omg....494 likes What?
Ah the gay
"never heard me girlfriend do that, not even at the right time'"
my childish self: hehehehehehe oooooo dazzzzzz
Selii
How upset he looked after words lol
Kawaii_ Demon ikr hahaha I was like yesss
Lmao the way he looked after😂😂
poor daz...
I love Day's reaction about the cactus. It's priceless. And what's even better is the fact that I laughed too and then realized, I have a cactus on my desk too. Well played, Troom Troom, well played.
8:40 im in tears. Daz I literally love you so much but the fact that you said LGBTQ rights just made my heart explode. Most creators that are LGBTQ friendly will only talk about if the entire video is designated towards the LGBTQ community (or if they are an LGBTQ channel specifically for LGBTQ things) It really made my day that you said that stuff. It really made me happy
bru it's troom troom, literally they're just doing things THEY do in a relationship, they're skits, half of these ppl probably aren't even gay so why make them out to be that way, it's like the MLP represents lgbtq thing, like it's a fucking cartoon not some gay conspiracy Jesus
@@mialopez5133 piss off nobody asked
People: yells at Daz when he doesn't do games
Also people: "wHeRe Is ThE rEaCtIoN vIdEoS!?"
Soooooo tru
I did the typos on purpose
"I've never heard my girlfriend do that, not even in the right time...."
Omg I'm dying🤣🤣
SlothCoffee no no no you’re missing the best part. EHHHHHH I’ve never heard my girlfriend do that not even in the right time
Time??
Bro, 9:10 was the funniest to me lmfao.
@@x_bean_2880 3:59
6:59 daz:that’s not a sigh a sigh is
*sighs*
Also daz:not AHHHHHHHH!!!!
"If a women dates a women, do they just MOVE TO THE AMAZONE"
- Daz 2020
Well I’m lesbian and well no lol
i wish- my girlfriend and i would vibe tbh-
I wish
*AMAZON
Um Amazone?
I cannot stop laughing during ALL his videos. Even the “scary” ones lol
Thank you for all the likes y’all! :)
In the "scary" ones its always the sudden "OH SHIT"LMAO
LOL yeah.
@@BobBob-zo8ez it always catches you off giard
Guard
“My girlfriend doesn’t even make that sound at the right time...*depressed sigh*”😂😂😂
That "NO!.... GOD THAT JUST CAME OUT" WAS SO FUNNY 💅🌵
“You, that’s YOU when you dumped Tony. You looked like a BEAST”
Edit: Thanks for 562 likes Holy Lord aboveee
u have 420 likes lol
@SALAH ALI NUUUUUUUU THE MEEEMMEEE HAS DIIIIIEEEEED
SALAH ALI really it’s 523
Well now you have 546 likes now
“Are Americans just weird?” Buddy we all crossed this path before. We are but no like this
Yeah I agree, we’re much worse
@Brenna Jackson I snorted lolol
I hate Americans, Aussies?
when you come from Florida, expect a ton of weirdness here.
America Is The Best Country prove me wrong
“I’ve never heard my girlfriend do that, not even that the right time.” -that’s enough internet for today 😂🤣
The part that i could stop laughing for 20 min is 9:11 😂😂😂😂
😂
3:30 “she’s reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language.”
I should not have laughed as much as I did.
GrumpyGoblinChild • I shouldn’t have either
Novemba V it’s just the way he said it in such a deadpan voice. Had me clutching my stomach in agony.
Daz: "I've never heard my girlfriend do that, not even at the right time."
Also Daz: *grimace*
In a relationship: like, love, caress partner
Single: like, love, caress Daz's channel instead
Correction there mate: In relationship- lik, love, and caress Daz's channel together.
@@StudlyFudd13 Yes
"Is that a dog? It looks like the Mona lisa with legs"
“That’s a dog it looks like the Mona Lisa with legs”:
Daz 2019
😂😂😂 I’m dying
2020
lmao
It’s 2020....
Xaviera Boadella 2019?
Xaviera Boadella it... it’s... it’s 2020
Troom Troom: “when you sleep alone you can follow a strict system-“
Daz: “ *WhEn YoU sLeEp AlOnE YoU cAn HaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa* “
🤣🤣🤣
Best part of the video by far
i died
That bit made me wheeze 🤣🤣🤣
God this had me in stitches for ages😂still has tbh🤣🤣💀💀💀x
“Where’s all the gay relationships at?” And this is why I support daz
of course someone gonna comment that
@@taxabletour4109 why wouldn't they?
Like uh mind your own business?
@@Sailorbyday bro i could say the same thing to u ur so hypocritical
@@taxabletour4109 Actually no that's just you
2:38 made me laugh 😂😂
"When you're in a relationship everything is AHHH" 😂😂
We watched the video
@@Scdodlds ik, but i like this line, and i think its funny
Edog muzic so
@@Scdodlds so what?
Edog muzic so don’t comment a line that we just watched seems a bit like you did it for nothing
"DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON?!" As someone who's dating and basically living with another female, basically yes. We've got over 20 plants. Send help they've over run the house.
it's called carbon emissions. BOOM, help
Goals
Well your last names gardener so I don't think you should have too much of a problem
WhEn YoUR IN a ReLaTioNsHip EveRThiNG iS aHh
Her
😂😂😂😂
LMAOO
He said hard 🤣
i absolutly love daz and how he laughs at his own jokes love you loads daz!
daz: laughs at the at the fact that this lamo has a cactus next to his computer
*looks down*
daz's face: : /
daz's mind: HyPoCrItE
Daz Rants.... weird but wonderful ring to it.🤣
8:55
"When a woman dates a woman, do they just move, *to the amazon?!"*
Daz istg you're the funniest person on YT
"WHEN YOU SLEEP ALONE YOU CAN- AHHALLLLLLLLLAA" 😂😂
9:09
Daz: “are Americans just weird or something-?”
Me, without realizing it: *yes, yes indeed.*
Mr. Makÿa yes it’s America everything is weird and stupid
Not everything
Mr. Makÿa i was literally just about to post something like this
“when a woman, dates a woman do they both move to the Amazon?!”
*me dating a girl*
“Yes Daz, yes...”
I thought he was making a Wonder Woman joke
@Everything Ella TBH I did
It is a true statement
Jazmyne Brown 🤢🤮
That’s me In my profile picture rough, what’s your problem lmao
“Are Americans just weird or something?” I died laughing at that. 🤣
Kate Ripperger as I read that it played lol
He has not seen Americans being weird.(Florida)
yes.
yes we are
Carmel Crombie samme!!
Some of us but not me
9:08 had me dying of laughter, his face and the voice he made was hilarious.
Her:✨WhEn YoU sLeEp AlOnE✨
Daz: wHeN yOu SlEeP aLone *contunus dying goat noises*
IM DEAD OMFG 💀✋ 😂😂😂😂😂
Samee😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂
11:18
@@albionabajrami1820 me too
SAMMEEE
@@owouwu-nj1nz what?
two ladies shopping together and showing each other their plant collection just looks so sweet oh my god-
With the “human atm” thing me and my girlfriend practically argue about who carry’s bags, who pays, etc. (we are 13 so we “argue” about who would be doing that in the future lol)
The My Little Pony narrator: did u like our little sketches?
Daz: NO
"Either i stop hugging her or i roll her away"
...
THE GOOD OLD HUG AND ROLL