Hulk once was going to have his own show on Comedy Central integrating stand up with sketches of his experience as a young black comic, but then he saw Dave Chappelle on a street corner and told him he could do it instead.
I’m pre Internet. Apart from the fact I try hard to be honest, I would know these things can be verified. I do tell white lies, if I really have to. I’m not going to tell a friend her kid is really fugly, for example 😂
During a stop in North Carolina Hulk Hogan was playing basketball against some locals. After dropping 150 points, Hulk gave one of his opponents the ball. The opponent? Michael Jordan.
I once met Hulk Hogan back in 91. I told him wrestling was fake. He was about to body slam me, but then he stopped right before pile driving my head into the concrete, and told me that in a few years he was going to invent something called "internet", and that all the truth would be revealed then. Needless to say, I still got a major head and neck injury, and only woke up from my coma last week.
I met Hulk Hogan back in 94. I was giving him lifting advice and Pam Anderson came up and started hitting on me. Hulk started jumping up and down like he was being electrocuted and screamed tag me in brother.
@@dawgwiddaglassesI heard about this, yeah he hit. Punched Pamela so hard the doctors wanted to fuse the discs in her neck but she decided against it and fought Undertaker later that week in Texas.
I met Hulk in 84. He spent the summer looking after my kids. I told him, “This would be a pretty funny movie, wouldn’t it hulk?” That night we sat down and wrote a script that later became Thunder in Paradise. George Lucas offered to delay production of Star Wars to direct but the studios wouldn’t allow it.
Hogan was supposed to be in Dallas to talk Lee Harvey Oswald from pulling the trigger on Kennedy, but he was busy in Memphis writing Elvis Presleys songs for him.
One time Hulk Hogan was in my small village in South Wales and he said “man this place is great, I actually have some Celtic blood in me” and with a loud roar he rallied an entire army of armoured knights, repaired every castle in a 1000 mile area and summoned the dragon that’s on our flag, he’s such an amazing guy
When i slammed Andre Brother, every bone in my body exploded sending marrow flying out of my skin and stuck in the walls. I died for 8 ½ hours but was brought back to life with Ico Pro.
Wrestlers are a superstitious and cowardly lot brother all it takes one botched move brother one botched move to turn the most over guy alive to movie deals and snake oil thats how far the business is from where i am brother just one botched move onto the concrete in '74 brother
All those wrestlers have been taking steroids since they where 5! This totally could have happened, you don’t become a wrestler you are born a true wrestler hogan was first into this world and undertaker come later Hogan invented wrestling and George hogan grills
On that historic day in 1776, John Hancock hesitated, quill in hand. Suddenly, Hulk Hogan burst through the doors of the Pennsylvania State House, booming, "Brother, sign it with the spirit of freedom!" Clapping Hancock on the back-nearly toppling the man-Hogan's encouragement gave him the confidence needed. With newfound vigor, Hancock boldly signed the Declaration of Independence.
Yeah, right... Like yet another "great man", eh? th-cam.com/video/ivEAGEMgBaU/w-d-xo.html One of the major "crafters" of the 6 JAN 2021 insurrection attempt.
Don't forget how Mr. Hancock was transported there by the Continental Army. You know, to the airport, after they were taken over in June of 1775. th-cam.com/video/g6mZ1ofj2Vo/w-d-xo.html
@@serotoninsyndrome Whereas Rudy is still able to get on a short list of "news" channels and spout stench from his upper anus about how he was disabled by the impact of that 'obvious assassination attempt'. But just like the claims of tampered with tabulation machinery got him in trouble, the blatantly obvious wussification and further fabrication of everything lifestyle he apparently learned from Donald John Trump should come back around and bite him in his corrupted NYC political elite wannabe keester.
If Hulk Hogan, Steven Seagal, and Frank Dux were all in a room together, they'd die from inhaling the toxic bullcrap fumes that would immediately come flying out of their mouths.
In 1981, Hogan actually told Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield to start a metal band named “Metallica” and told them it would be a huge success. Look where they are now!
They even asked him to play bass for them, but he graciously turned it down because he didn’t want to distract from the rest of the band, what a humble guy!
Hulk is a 70s and 80s guy. He’s been living in a bubble for 45 years. No one around him is honest with him I am sure so they just let him lie and say whatever he wants. He’s never bothered updating his beliefs so he is stuck in pre internet times when people couldn’t check if you were lying.
@@Golemoid Anybody who trusts a guy who spent two years insisting to any television camera that he can find that he had credible evidence that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States is deranged.
The worst thing I’ve ever heard from him was the talk he had with his son Nick after Nick paralyzed his war veteran friend in an illegal street race. Hulk said the guy must’ve had bad karma and deserved it and that Nick was the real victim. 🤦♂️
Basically, yeah. That doesn't mean he shouldn't stop doing it, but at the same time, I doubt he's walking around every day thinking, "What fantastical and easily disprovable lie should I tell about myself today?"
For real, that's a good point. You NEVER break keyfabe. He's just doing his job, and has more money than both of us put together times 10. So there's that.
@@williamdixon-gk2skHis job is done outside of the ring, and his job should never cross the boundaries of actually pertaining to other people's private and public lives, even those who aren't alive to speak for themselves and spreading genuine misinformation about it, not making it at all clear that this is another act
@@Jack_Woods I know the concept of keyfabe is fairly new In the modern lexicon, hence its definition isn't entirely clear. show folk, musicians, carnies, buskers, performers like pro-wrestlers, all Understand, That's the nature of the business. It is literally the words "be fake" spoken in code. I never said it was right, I said he's doing his job, and dead or alive, you never break keyfabe. You ever wonder why a century later no one knows how Houdini did what he did?
@@Jack_Woods to reiterate, the guys a millionaire, you know how he deals with it? How he sleeps at night? On top of big pile of money with many beautiful women.
He knows he's lying because as soon as he's in court under oath he immediately tells the truth, so it's not misremembering or getting mixed up or else he wouldn't be able to instantly tell the actual truth on the spot when he needs to
Except for Ultimate Warrior The Undertaker. Lex Lugar, Sting Goldberg, The Rock Brock Lesnar Kurt Angle I'm sure I'm forgetting some Stop being a Internet mark.
It's little known but Hogan actually turned down the offer to direct ALL 3 Lord of the Rings movies. After conceiving most of what ended up being filmed, he passed the torch onto a then-unknown filmmaker called Peter Jackson. Hulk was later quoted as saying "Look, I've already done so much in life I only thought it fair to give someone else a go.. (laughing) even though I've spent weeks conceiving the overall look and feel of the film, script and yes, I even handmade the swords and armors myself Brother! !" He said."I've just never been a selfish man, so I want to see others rise up to meet challenges and succeed just like me so eat your vitamins"
I heard a podcast where Hulk Hogan said he turned down the leading role in "The Last Action Hero" because he felt he was too muscular for that character and instead suggested his good friend Arnold Schwarzenegger would would be a better fit.
My favorite hulk hogan lie : John Belushi sadly died in 1982, but apparently according to the Hulkster, he partied with him after WrestleMania II (in 1986).
I'm pretty sure he just mixed up Jim and John Belushi. There are way better lies like Elvis, the George Forman Grill, Metallica, The Wrestler, Andre dying a couple weeks after Wrestlemania 3 or the fact that he stole most of Randy Savage's life and made it his own (the Baseball stuff for example, Hogan was never scouted by the MLB teams he mentioned, but Savage actually was)
To be ENTIRELY FAIR. If a 9 year old Undertaker did try to Tombstone Hogan back in 1974, he probably "would" have botched the spot. ......also I am absolutely insane in entertaining this idea.
This is 100% true. I was at a hockey camp years ago with Hulk's son. The first day of camp, Hogan came to watch, dressed in normal street clothes. When the director asked him if he’d be willing to take some photos with the kids, Hogan said, “Listen, we’ll do it, but not today.” The rest of the week, some nanny came to drop his son off, and we all assumed he was blowing us off. On the very last day, the nanny once again dropped his kid off, but as the camp was wrapping up, Hogan walked through the doors dressed up as Hulk Hogan - the shirt, the boots, bandana - and had brought McDonald’s for the whole group. Hogan stayed there for as long as it took for whoever wanted pictures and autographs. Maybe he is a liar and self-absorbed, but that gesture always stuck with me.
Hulk Hogan was once wrestling in Delaware when he came across a young kid sporting a "Hulkster" bandana. Hogan signed thw bandana for the kid. That kid's name was George Washington, who named founded the United States of America, naming the country after Hogan's Mr. America gimmick.
Hulk Hogan once wrestled Abraham Lincoln in 1865. A few days later, Abraham died from a headshot. The reason he was shot is because he made Hogan put him over
@@aminurrrr0621 that's actually what John Wilkes Booth told Abe before he shot him And when he lept off the stage, he said "WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, BROTHER"
To be fair the whole tombstone situation is understandable. A 300 lb man being turned upside down and then the movement going down could definitely hurt his neck.
Exactly, which is why it's so bizarre to have so many different versions of it. He could just say "Hey, the tombstone was a bit rough to take, but it's nobodies fault." and it would've been fine.
Cmon man don’t make fun of a hero that just got spiked on the concrete in 72…..he had to get his spine fused into a titanium metal bar then exoskeleton replacing all his bones in his body making him the fist man of steel! This same steel was used to make the hogan grill and blenders
Schaub should have just skipped comedy and gone straight to WWE like his ex. In 5 years you just know Hogan would be claiming he taught him everything he knows.
Schaub would have likely ruined that too. Schaub is good in small circles because that way, he can control the narrative. The moment he gets more eyes on him, is the moment more people will realize of full shirt he is. Imagine he gets on the level of the Rock; he’d be cancelled so fast just off of the stuff highlighted on the TFATK subreddit lol
Every WWE wrestler should hate him. Hulk hogan was running to Vince McMahon feeding the boss info when the wrestlers were trying to unionize in the 80s
lmao. If it wasn't Hogan, it would've been another stooge. And they should (and continue to) kiss the ground he walks. If there was no Hulkamania, there would be no WWE as it stands today.
@@FDSixtyNine and if it was another stooge that was a rat they should be vilified. But it was Hulk. He wasn't special either. If u think another wrestler wouldn't or couldn't have elevated the show you're diluted and don't give the company and media enough credit. Having a 5 day work week, medical coverage, retirement, etc. would have ruined everything though, you are probably right. The Hulk is a good 🐀
Jesse Ventura was the one that introduced me to the truth about Hulk. He explained how Hulk was the rat that undermined the unionization of the WWE when people like Piper needed medical care.
I kinda feel bad for just how memed Ventura got when I was growing up, because it really has started feeling like he was right about a WHOLE LOT MORE than we ever gave him credit for
@@JFirecracker remember when Chris Kyle lied about Ventura saying that the Marines "deserved to lose a few", and then lied about punching him in the face? Remember when we found out that Kyle was lying, and was awarded around 2 mill in a lawsuit? Remember how right-wingers just pretend that didn't happened and still idolize Kyle for murdering brown people overseas?
Turned down the foreman grill, sees how sucessful it is, so jealous he has to bring out his own uber ULTIMATE grill.... proceeds to get recalled for being an unsafe fire hazard. Im surprised we didnt have a front page news article 'Hulk Hogan burned down my house... Brother!'
"After Undertaker spiked me on the concrete in Detroit in '74..." Oh good lord, someone send that clip to Jim Cornette, I don't think he's heard that one...
Corny's pretty familiar with some of Hogan's lies but that lie on Undertaker is pretty bad, I think it was partly born out of jealousy because Vince was committed to building Undertaker up because his gimmick was getting popular
Imagine the history of MMA had Hulk competed in the inaugural UFC event. We'd all be talking about how Royce Gracie choked him out cold with a guillotine, and due to lack of a ref stoppage, Hulk was able to get up and stumble around the octagon in a daze before miraculously regaining full awareness and then finishing Royce with a leg drop. Welcome to the Hulkimaniac era, Brother.
My personal favorite is the one where he was supposed to be the next bass player for Metallica after cliff died. And he was saying that Lars and James were begging him to join and all. Literally nobody in the music world believed him.
I actually met the Hulk back around 2002ish. He was standing on the beach at Longboat Key, Fl, looking out over the water. I walked over to him and said “Hey, what’s up Hulk?” He didn’t even look at me and said “I’m not the Hulk, brother”. I walked away like “ok…..brother”. As I was heading to my car I walked past a Chevy Suburban with a hulk action figure keychain hanging from the rear view mirror. Always knew he was full of shit.
If he didn’t get into wrestling he would be playing for the Cincinnati Reds or playing drums in Metallica, depending on which story he feels like telling that day.
The crazy and baffling thing about Hogan is the dude is an icon. The man has one of the most impressive careers in entertainment history. I lived through his wrestling career. In the 80's he was literally one of the most famous people on the planet.
You're not wrong. Man helped make pro wrestling into a global attraction and was a genuine A-lister. And then had a career renainaissance in the mid 90's by becoming a legendary villain of the NWO. But the man can't help but make up stories to make him sound even larger than life than he already was. It's pretty sad, to be honest.
@@drinfernoddsyou have to think that he Is old School, people use to spice up stories to make them greater or fantástic , It was pretty common back in the day when you had little to no chance to get caught lying , It's not like he Is lying about a serious case (m*,urder, rob, fraud, etc.), just about shit like being there when bruiser Brody died ,etc. come on everybody.
@@powerviolencestanley7781 yeah and lying about a dying childs story and made himself out to be the hero of the story but in the same breath say the dying child smelled like death, real stand up guy.
Hulk hogan saying “I’m going to show you my NEXT big invention” makes me think of the crazy inventor dad whose gadgets never pan out from any 80s movie
I once met Hulk Hogan and he told me that he basically could have prevented 9/11, because he had a dream about it, but decided not too because he didn't want be known as the biggest hero of all time and basically didn't want a statue of him.
"What's that brother? A fat burning, counter top grill? Nah. Sorry brother. Pastamania is taking up all of my attention and focus right now. Maybe call Beefcake?"
Hogan could literally just talk about how ludicrous Pastamania was but instead of talking about the actually interesting parts of his life would rather lie.
Hogan once met a guy named Jesus and said to him "You know something, brother? I've been the leader of Hulkamania all these years, now I think it's time for me to retire. I'm passing the torch to you, brother." The rest is history.
"Wheres the kid?" (Doesnt even remembers the kids name) "Oh, he died." (Words from a Doctor/Nurse/Medical professional) *Jimmy Hart just picks up a pen and starts jotting down lyrics*
@@nickved7407“Kid“‘s entourage played rock-paper-scissors, to determine the jabroni, saddled with carrying out that fresh body, without making a scene or causing a ruckus
Some of these lies are really just him inflating the Hulk Hogan persona, it is a character after all, but the lies about the kid with cancer or the Von Erich lie are truly awful. He clearly has issues.
I met him when I was 12 in 96 . I was a goofy 5’9 180lbs kid . He told me I needed to loose weight and get in shape because : girls don’t go for the fat nice guy thing little brother . It killed me for a while until I started playing football and entered college at 6’2 240 18bmi 19 year old . I met him again at a comedy club in Memphis and told him what he said when I was a kid . He tells me : see brother all you needed was a little motivation brother I was telling you what you parents wouldn’t . I wanted to punch this dude so hard . My dad until the day he died motivated me . He went to my practices my game to the gym lost weight himself and did that for me not this clown . He made a tall awkward kid that didn’t really fit in because I was the big kid at school that wished I could be like him one day feel like I was the big kahunna that would never be the main character in life . I can’t imagine how many other people feel the same way after meeting him .
@@dakotatotten5355that’s pretty shitty brother. Glad that you’ve got a healthy perspective on his poor choices. It all comes back to our strange desire for pedestaling people.
"I had a match at Backlash 1927 in Canada with Sasquatch brother. Paterson Filmed it. Then MIB showed up spiked me with the tombstone of all tombstones right there on the detroit concrete after the match finished, and then they took the footage. A year later me and George Foreman had a boxing match in 1918. Everyone saw it, Paterson, and Dan Aykroyd were there too. They filmed the whole thing, and then MIB came and took the footage and arrested Dan Aykroyd Brother." - Hulk 10 Inch Python Hogan
The Bolleas were next door neighbors of the Lindberghs. Bruno Hauptmann originally planned to kidnap Baby Terry and hold him for ransom. But Baby Terry already weighed so much that Hauptmann couldn't carry him. So Bruno Hauptmann went next door and kidnapped Charles Lindbergh Jr. instead.
@@dcavalli9 Yer gonna love this one then... Donald John Trump held a squib, and when he raised his hand to his ear, that is when the first shot was fired and the squib as well, quietly. The squib cut his ear and may even have purposefully deposited 'gun propellant residue'. After that a series of shots were fired into the podium, which I ALSO want analyzed. We should be hearing about recovered projectiles. Then a Trump supporter was murdered by the final shot, and the ruse is in. Trump pulls off a fake assassination attempt and it gets completed when they off 'the shooter'. How quaint. Or it could have been the SS trying to redeem themselves for eight years of failing to report his many, blatant crimes up the chain, and it was they who recruited the putz boy, who failed to succeed. Oh but wait... Hulk wouldn't tell this, because he's a Trumper.
Terry once saved my kitten from a tree that was airborne in a tornado. He then redirected the rain towards my burning house, that he also scaled the wall and pulls my grandfather from the attic apartment. After which he talked my grandmother off the Golden Gate Bridge because she though she had lost it all, but after he caught her mid jump he hired her to be his secretary and we all lived happily ever after. This all happened between 1946-2007. It was a wild week
You forgot to mention that (true story) that the reason why Hogan is bald is that he himself wanted to be bald...he sat down and thought about it and it happened right there. He never regretted the decision.
On Jim Cornette's video on Hogan's lies, someone had the brilliant idea of "The Imaginary Adventures of Hulk Hogan". A cartoon series of The Hulkster's tall tales.
My great grandpa told me a story before he died. He was a veteran in the First World War. He was in the 1st Australian Division of the Reserve Army. He was at the Somme and suffered shell shock badly afterwards. However, he told me that when they took Pozières in France (July 25, 1916) he almost lost his life. As he was clearing out a building he accidentally triggered a trip wire. He stood still and realized that he had only half triggered the grenade boobytrap. If he only stood still then he would not die. He did this for about three hours. He knew his squad wouldn’t find him. His legs were getting fired, and eventually he made piece with god. He had already sealed his own fate. He was gonna move and it his own life by triggering the grenade. Just before he could make this ultimate move he felt a hand grasp his shoulder firmly but kindly. It was Hulk Hogan! He said “I got you, brother. The Hulkster loooves the troops.” He then pushed my great grandpa out of harms way and he leaped on top of the grenade. He died instantly with a massive would being left in his abdomen. You could see right through him like a porthole through his chest. My great grandpa ran to him and took his hand. “Stay a Hulk-a-maniac for me always, brother.” Hulk ahogan said with a whisper signaling his impending death. My great grandpa thought for a moment before replying “always brother.” Hulk died in his arms. Ever since that day and until his death. My grandpa was a Hulk-a-maniac. This pride and identity have him the drive to become the first monkey to go into space.
The story of Hogan tearing his muscles trying to lift Andre is bullshit. The only reason Hogan was able to lift him was because Andre allowed it to happen, people forget he wasn't able to move like he did in his 20s due to his condition, Andre saved most of his athleticism for his opponent to lift him for a body slam, it gave the crowd the illusion of the smaller guy having the strength to body slam the giant.
Just like Segal, Hogan is very much an old-school liar of his time, and he couldn't anticipate that one day the internet would arrive, exposing his years of ridiculous BS to the entire world.
My aunt did his hair and a little known fact is that he isnt balding, his brain is actually so advanced it overheats and burns off new growth every morning.
I was born in 1980. I grew up idolising people like Schwartzenegger, Stallone and the WWF line up. As soon as I turned 14 I hit the gym. I trained my ass off for years and I got really upset several times because I wasn't looking like my idols. I spoke to so many people, approached guys ion the gym and asked how they trained, what they ate etc I did a lot of things you should to be big. But I couldn't even get close to what these guys looked like. I remember watching interviews with Hogan, "Eating boiled chicken and brown rice" was something he said. "Drink Water, sleep 8 hours, eat vitamins, drink protein, train 2 hours a day" I believed them and I believed the guys in the gym too but I just looked like me with a tiny bit more muscle on. I never developed the mass these guys did. It wasn't until much later when they all started coming out and admitting they were on huge doses of PED did it all click into place. It's sad they had to lie and trick a whole generation of kids into believing they could "be like them" when they were missing out a HUGE chunk of info that is actually was more important than some people might think. Because of that instead of being super proud of all I had achieved I felt like I was pathetic and not doing enough to look like my Idols. If I could go back and tell myself I was actually killing it as a natty I may have been able to re-arrange my though processes a bit and excelled in that area more. It's not even entirely their fault as if they had told everyone it probably would have killed a lot of young people who would have abused the stuff. But to go on like they weren't on it and out right lie was depressing.
We also have the bias of rarely seeing the guys who never made it. Most people on roids "look" natty. I had a coach who looked like a non-ripped Dave Bautista. There's no amount of roids that could make me that size.
How are you doing now? Are you still a gym rat? Now that you are 43/44, and not only are you older and more mature, but you’ve also seen how all those men have aged and what has happened in their lives and bodies. Having all this information, are you doing better than your former idols?
@@HepCatJack i know it’s a damned if you do damned if you don’t scenario but at least I would have had more reasonable expectations as I wasn’t ever prepared to do steroids. Just not my scene
Hulk Hogan as a John Wayne-esque cowboy would be hilarious. "I'm looking for a fistful of dollars brother. I don't think I'm gonna show up for filming today unless I get a few dollars more, dude!"
"The bigger the man, the deeper the imprint. And when he's in love, he suffers knowing it's a dead end... brother." "Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs me... brother?"
Hogan also said he was supposed to take a ride with JFK in Dallas but Elvis showed up to watch him wrestle and his match took longer than planned so he went ahead without him.
If someone is dying a slow death and they're close to the end, you absolutely can smell death on them. This isn't a defense of Hogan, however. He likely learned of this secondhand and decided to apply it to his tall tale. It's not something you can smell out in public mixed with other smells in a well ventilated room, it's more of a slight smell that clings to the sheets and clothes of the person coming from their skin. It's strangely sweet and unpleasant.
Hogan is the guy at a party who always has to one up any story he hears. Wouldn't be surprised if most of his tall tales start off with "Yeah, well this one time..."
Hulk Hogan came to my small town in Belgium. We were so lucky to be hosts to Steven Seagall during our pig wrestling festival at the time. Hulk wrestled Steven for the right to mate with our winning pig momma. They both won. Such great fellahs. You cannot enter a pigfarm here without hearing some amazing stories about UFC racoon robots and vampire toothpaste.
The biggest lie that most dont want to talk about is his originality. He doesnt have a ounce of that. Mostly everything was ripped off from Billy Graham including the pythons, flexing in promos with the side pose, saying brother, mustache, ripped shirts, weight lifting belt, tye dye pants. Even the post WWE NWO red and yellow pants was a ripoff of Billy Graham. There is even video of Billy doing the ear cuffing, as well as a nwo like black beard when he want heel. Hogan fans will spin this into saying "Hogan was inspired" but he basically used everything from him except Hulking Up which was from the Incredible Hulk lol
i looked up to hulk hogan so much as a kid, and when i found out he was going back to the locker room to do steroids and cocaine while drinking tons of beer it only made me look up to him even more
Hulk Hogan was supposed to play Edward Longshanks in the movie “Braveheart”; However, in the scene where he had to backhand his boy Prince Edward in the face for losing the entire northern Army, Hulkster feared that his inhumane strength was going to send Edwards head to the moon, so he turned down the role to let Patrick McGoohan take the part instead.
I met the Hulkster in 2008 and he told me that my brain smelled strange. I went to the hospital and they detected cancer and saved my life brother
I’m fucking about to explode laughing rn reading this at work, fuck you.
Did you die?
If so, can I poke ye'?
I got myaown styick...
this just made me laugh so hard😂
😂
That sounds believable. 😂
Hulk once was going to have his own show on Comedy Central integrating stand up with sketches of his experience as a young black comic, but then he saw Dave Chappelle on a street corner and told him he could do it instead.
Haha!!
The way I just hollered sent the cat through the damn ceiling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️🦅🦅🦅
That was Tremendous
@@Cnoevil69fully agree. Tremendous
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Hogan is a pre internet guy
He still doesn't grasp anyone in world can check his lies in a second
Uhhh, he didn't stop lying when the Internet became a thing...
@@lordsozehcp5362 Yeah because he can’t grasp it
Haha ty I say this all the time it amazes me even more when it's a young person
I’m pre Internet. Apart from the fact I try hard to be honest, I would know these things can be verified. I do tell white lies, if I really have to. I’m not going to tell a friend her kid is really fugly, for example 😂
Wow this is great journalism. Our leadership lies more than Hulk Hogan but I know that is not as fun.
During a stop in North Carolina Hulk Hogan was playing basketball against some locals. After dropping 150 points, Hulk gave one of his opponents the ball. The opponent? Michael Jordan.
That did happen.
I was there
Get your story straight! It was 179 points and Hogan only gave Jordan the ball because he had to save some puppies from a burning skyscraper.
@@myfavoritecolorisrage that burning skyscraper? it was the twin towers
I hope you’re not being sarcastic and suggesting that a PROFESSIONAL WWE WRESTLER would ever LIE or EXAGGERATE. It’s a true story - my dad was there.
I once met Hulk Hogan back in 91. I told him wrestling was fake. He was about to body slam me, but then he stopped right before pile driving my head into the concrete, and told me that in a few years he was going to invent something called "internet", and that all the truth would be revealed then. Needless to say, I still got a major head and neck injury, and only woke up from my coma last week.
The fact you felt the need to tell him it was fake shows your character...LOL lame 😒
That's because
🎵 You are a real American 🎵
Ur a liar. Hulk hogan didnt use the piledriver
@@choglizz6959That’s weird because Hogan actually invented the piledriver.
Welcome back
I met Hulk Hogan back in 94. I was giving him lifting advice and Pam Anderson came up and started hitting on me. Hulk started jumping up and down like he was being electrocuted and screamed tag me in brother.
Did you hit?
@@dawgwiddaglassesI heard about this, yeah he hit. Punched Pamela so hard the doctors wanted to fuse the discs in her neck but she decided against it and fought Undertaker later that week in Texas.
Lollll
Lol
I'm sure the story you are telling was actually about me.
I met Hulk in 84. He spent the summer looking after my kids. I told him, “This would be a pretty funny movie, wouldn’t it hulk?” That night we sat down and wrote a script that later became Thunder in Paradise. George Lucas offered to delay production of Star Wars to direct but the studios wouldn’t allow it.
I wasn't born yet but i was there it happened
this is one of the top Hogan stories in the comments
Yeah me and my Canadian model girlfriend were there as well
@@davestier6247 yup I remember
@@joshsaunders6392 yeah I remember you met her but none of my friends met her cuz she had to go back to Canada for modeling
My favorite lie was "I'm not racist," in response to a video where he literally says, "Yeah, I'm racist, and I don't care who knows."
Good on him.
@@FaustsKanaalWhat do you mean by that? 🤨
Hulk just being based like always.
Good man.
@@coltonwilkie241 I thought you types would decry him for the fact he retracted that statement and tried to apologize to the demographic he insulted.
Hogan was supposed to be in Dallas to talk Lee Harvey Oswald from pulling the trigger on Kennedy, but he was busy in Memphis writing Elvis Presleys songs for him.
Wrong.
He was too busy wrestling 400 days a year to take time out to speak to Oswald.
@@chris9650 Wrong. He was too busy chiseling the faces for Mount Rushmore
Which he completed with just his 22" pythons.
Wrong! He was delivering the Legdrop of Doom on Hiroshima and Nagasaki...at the same time...at a house show...
@@DarthmgtowWrong! He was too busy trying to kill hitler and same time plotted out what would become the Invasion of Normandy France
One time Hulk Hogan was in my small village in South Wales and he said “man this place is great, I actually have some Celtic blood in me” and with a loud roar he rallied an entire army of armoured knights, repaired every castle in a 1000 mile area and summoned the dragon that’s on our flag, he’s such an amazing guy
Throw off the yoke of Britisher!
And I am George, The Dragon Slayer. One more peep outta you and yer flag gets it!
Cymru!
Lest We Forget
He tore his soul out of his “biceps” 😢
Body-slamming ‘Said Summoned Dragon’
hulk has 20 million power in rise of kingdoms
When i slammed Andre Brother, every bone in my body exploded sending marrow flying out of my skin and stuck in the walls. I died for 8 ½ hours but was brought back to life with Ico Pro.
Then how were you able to slam Andre in Mania IV one year later? At least this video mentions it at 33:41!
@@jimnfl7134I started hitting the gym 48 hours a day 15 days a week brother
not enough "dude" or "brother" in the sentence brother.
Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂 that's so fucking hilarious
That's pretty original, "brother".
Terry died in that alley alongside Thomas and Martha Bolea.
Now there's only Hulkster.
"I am wrestling. I am the lie. I am Hulk Hogan, brother!"
When the spider bit Hulk Hogan, it turned into Spider Man!
Wrestlers are a superstitious and cowardly lot brother all it takes one botched move brother one botched move to turn the most over guy alive to movie deals and snake oil thats how far the business is from where i am brother just one botched move onto the concrete in '74 brother
You can't say The Undertaker didn't spike the Hulkster's head straight into concrete when he was 9 years old. You don't know!
😂
All those wrestlers have been taking steroids since they where 5! This totally could have happened, you don’t become a wrestler you are born a true wrestler hogan was first into this world and undertaker come later
Hogan invented wrestling and George hogan grills
@@jamesjohno1180 'George Hogan Grille'!
🤣😂👍
Well Undertaker would have been a lot shorter.
@@kosalk1801 infantile...😄
On that historic day in 1776, John Hancock hesitated, quill in hand. Suddenly, Hulk Hogan burst through the doors of the Pennsylvania State House, booming, "Brother, sign it with the spirit of freedom!" Clapping Hancock on the back-nearly toppling the man-Hogan's encouragement gave him the confidence needed. With newfound vigor, Hancock boldly signed the Declaration of Independence.
Yeah, right... Like yet another "great man", eh? th-cam.com/video/ivEAGEMgBaU/w-d-xo.html One of the major "crafters" of the 6 JAN 2021 insurrection attempt.
Don't forget how Mr. Hancock was transported there by the Continental Army. You know, to the airport, after they were taken over in June of 1775. th-cam.com/video/g6mZ1ofj2Vo/w-d-xo.html
That clap on the back gave John Hancock permanent nerve damage, and he was never able to sign his name again
@@serotoninsyndrome Whereas Rudy is still able to get on a short list of "news" channels and spout stench from his upper anus about how he was disabled by the impact of that 'obvious assassination attempt'. But just like the claims of tampered with tabulation machinery got him in trouble, the blatantly obvious wussification and further fabrication of everything lifestyle he apparently learned from Donald John Trump should come back around and bite him in his corrupted NYC political elite wannabe keester.
I remember Hancock saying, “ooooooo you got me, brother..”
If Hulk Hogan, Steven Seagal, and Frank Dux were all in a room together, they'd die from inhaling the toxic bullcrap fumes that would immediately come flying out of their mouths.
Great comment!
Ahh frank dux, like put up you your dukes!
Every time I hear about Frank Dux, I can't help but sing in my head "Kumite, Kumite, Kumite, Kumite"
Their breaths must smell so bad! Considering all the shit that comes out of them.
At least Dux gave us the godly masterpiece that is Bloodsport.
In 1981, Hogan actually told Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield to start a metal band named “Metallica” and told them it would be a huge success. Look where they are now!
They even asked him to play bass for them, but he graciously turned it down because he didn’t want to distract from the rest of the band, what a humble guy!
He also started Megadeth but couldn't keep up the hair growth.
What no one knows, is that Hulk Hogan was the one who threw Mankind off of the Hell in a Cell.
Hogan came up with the idea and built the cage too.
He threw Owen off the catwalk at over the edge, brother!
He actually threw himself off the cage....you too could be that fast if you take your vitamins and say your prayers brother.
He told me he was wearing the undertakers costume when the undertaker came in and he went to wardrobe and said, here this will make you a legend.
HULK HOGAN JUST FINISHED HIS STORY AT WRESTLEMANIA XL
Hulk is a 70s and 80s guy. He’s been living in a bubble for 45 years. No one around him is honest with him I am sure so they just let him lie and say whatever he wants. He’s never bothered updating his beliefs so he is stuck in pre internet times when people couldn’t check if you were lying.
Seems to work for the other orange dude, Trump.
@@DJDocsVideos go on the internet without seeing a deranged democrat for five minutes impossible challenge
@@Golemoidthat’s just the internet in general
@@Golemoid Anybody who trusts a guy who spent two years insisting to any television camera that he can find that he had credible evidence that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States is deranged.
@@DJDocsVideos Don's in less of a bubble. Imagine hulks wife or family. I bet he hasn't listened to a word they've said in 30 years.
How has Hogan looked like a 50 year old man the last 45 years? 😂😂
He is illuminati baby blood they all Are satanic Jesuit satanic demons...
A lifetime of working out on the regular
he went fully gray early so he looked older than he was
@@johnpick9455and roids of course, also does tend to age you rapidly…😂 usually working out and exercising on its own doesn’t age you like milk 😂
@@johnpick9455 u didn’t get what he said, roids makes u look older
The worst thing I’ve ever heard from him was the talk he had with his son Nick after Nick paralyzed his war veteran friend in an illegal street race. Hulk said the guy must’ve had bad karma and deserved it and that Nick was the real victim. 🤦♂️
I think Terry’s lost the ability to tell keyfabe from reality. He’s always “playing for the camera”, he’s always “in character”.
Basically, yeah. That doesn't mean he shouldn't stop doing it, but at the same time, I doubt he's walking around every day thinking, "What fantastical and easily disprovable lie should I tell about myself today?"
For real, that's a good point. You NEVER break keyfabe. He's just doing his job, and has more money than both of us put together times 10. So there's that.
@@williamdixon-gk2skHis job is done outside of the ring, and his job should never cross the boundaries of actually pertaining to other people's private and public lives, even those who aren't alive to speak for themselves and spreading genuine misinformation about it, not making it at all clear that this is another act
@@Jack_Woods I know the concept of keyfabe is fairly new In the modern lexicon, hence its definition isn't entirely clear. show folk, musicians, carnies, buskers, performers like pro-wrestlers, all Understand, That's the nature of the business. It is literally the words "be fake" spoken in code. I never said it was right, I said he's doing his job, and dead or alive, you never break keyfabe. You ever wonder why a century later no one knows how Houdini did what he did?
@@Jack_Woods to reiterate, the guys a millionaire, you know how he deals with it? How he sleeps at night? On top of big pile of money with many beautiful women.
He knows he's lying because as soon as he's in court under oath he immediately tells the truth, so it's not misremembering or getting mixed up or else he wouldn't be able to instantly tell the actual truth on the spot when he needs to
Cool bro
Hulk Hogan doesn't sleep with a blanket, he can't put anything over him.
Ok, ok. Not bad.
😂😂😂
Very good 👏
Except for Ultimate Warrior The Undertaker. Lex Lugar, Sting Goldberg, The Rock Brock Lesnar Kurt Angle I'm sure I'm forgetting some Stop being a Internet mark.
@@Pauliewallnutts the fact you are taking a joke this seriously makes you the mark.
That lawyer just going ‘SERIOUSLY???’ Is so funny.
It's little known but Hogan actually turned down the offer to direct ALL 3 Lord of the Rings movies. After conceiving most of what ended up being filmed, he passed the torch onto a then-unknown filmmaker called Peter Jackson. Hulk was later quoted as saying "Look, I've already done so much in life I only thought it fair to give someone else a go.. (laughing) even though I've spent weeks conceiving the overall look and feel of the film, script and yes, I even handmade the swords and armors myself Brother! !" He said."I've just never been a selfish man, so I want to see others rise up to meet challenges and succeed just like me so eat your vitamins"
I heard that he was the original choice to play Frodo.
@@malicant123 Only in the Action Scenes. But he injured his back trying to take down the Balrog.
This made me laugh cheers mate 🍻
Muster the Rohirem brother!
Dropped the big leg on the One Ring.
"A man getting electrocuted ass-first came to the Hulkster in a dream when he fell asleep on the toilet." To be fair, that one does sound credible 😂😂
Yeah … I can see that one actually happening
skibidi Hulkster skibidi skibidi Hulkster
I agree with you brother.
@@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthnhulkamania rizz BROTHER
The Chuck Norris meme was originally based on Hulk Hogan. But he generously let Chuck have the meme. What a guy!
😭😭😭
He put Chuck over brother
Before he goes to sleep at night, Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Haku.
15:58 hogan lied so hard here “Calloway spiked me on the concrete in ‘74” that it literally woke me out of my sleep to make sure I heard it right
At 9 years old!
LMAO
I heard a podcast where Hulk Hogan said he turned down the leading role in "The Last Action Hero" because he felt he was too muscular for that character and instead suggested his good friend Arnold Schwarzenegger would would be a better fit.
That’s so funny
Yes thats funny I like that one.
"And the producers all said"Arnold WHO?" tell us more Hulkster!"
and yet Mr. Nanny was suitable for his physique
@@NelsonCWoodstock LMMFAO…nice.
"After Undertaker spiked me on the concrete in Detroit in '74." 🤣🤣🤣
Omg read this comment and figured you were just making fun - then I hear it in the video lollll
@@Kawlinzsorry, I should have put a time stamp on it...brother!
@@ricstormwolf I was there, brother
He could’ve died!
@@hightechhunk
But he didn’t. Or even come close. So hush.
My favorite hulk hogan lie : John Belushi sadly died in 1982, but apparently according to the Hulkster, he partied with him after WrestleMania II (in 1986).
Hulkster probably just got the Belushi's mixed up. Mister Silverdome has been known to make mistakes like that.
Or how when he met Elvis, he told hogan he was his favourite wrestler even though Elvis died around a week before Hogan's debut.
I'm pretty sure he just mixed up Jim and John Belushi. There are way better lies like Elvis, the George Forman Grill, Metallica, The Wrestler, Andre dying a couple weeks after Wrestlemania 3 or the fact that he stole most of Randy Savage's life and made it his own (the Baseball stuff for example, Hogan was never scouted by the MLB teams he mentioned, but Savage actually was)
He meant Jim Belushi
Ironically, this is a misquote from his book.
To be ENTIRELY FAIR. If a 9 year old Undertaker did try to Tombstone Hogan back in 1974, he probably "would" have botched the spot.
......also I am absolutely insane in entertaining this idea.
"I could tell that kid was going places, brother." -Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan on meeting a Make-a-Wish Kid, “He reeked of Death, Brother.”
No way, that’s hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂
This is 100% true. I was at a hockey camp years ago with Hulk's son. The first day of camp, Hogan came to watch, dressed in normal street clothes. When the director asked him if he’d be willing to take some photos with the kids, Hogan said, “Listen, we’ll do it, but not today.” The rest of the week, some nanny came to drop his son off, and we all assumed he was blowing us off. On the very last day, the nanny once again dropped his kid off, but as the camp was wrapping up, Hogan walked through the doors dressed up as Hulk Hogan - the shirt, the boots, bandana - and had brought McDonald’s for the whole group. Hogan stayed there for as long as it took for whoever wanted pictures and autographs. Maybe he is a liar and self-absorbed, but that gesture always stuck with me.
@@MutedGrowl That’s awesome, buddy! Thanks for sharing 🙂
😂😂😂
the child had the unmistakable stench of death upon him brother
Bro wtf was that detail?
Sounds like a western
or maybe he didn't dude who knows?
I like the detail of the EMTs just casually being like "yeah the kid fucking died before the match even started lol rip I guess"
@@SpiffsMalone Sonuds like something out of Blood Meridian. Acutally Hogan would be OK to play Judge Holden brother
Hulk Hogan was once wrestling in Delaware when he came across a young kid sporting a "Hulkster" bandana. Hogan signed thw bandana for the kid. That kid's name was George Washington, who named founded the United States of America, naming the country after Hogan's Mr. America gimmick.
True story brother
Hulk Hogan once wrestled Abraham Lincoln in 1865. A few days later, Abraham died from a headshot. The reason he was shot is because he made Hogan put him over
@@jedinialfamuzjak that's not gonna work for me, Abe... BROTHER!
@@aminurrrr0621 that's actually what John Wilkes Booth told Abe before he shot him
And when he lept off the stage, he said "WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, BROTHER"
1 liek = 1 prey
To be fair the whole tombstone situation is understandable. A 300 lb man being turned upside down and then the movement going down could definitely hurt his neck.
Exactly, which is why it's so bizarre to have so many different versions of it. He could just say "Hey, the tombstone was a bit rough to take, but it's nobodies fault." and it would've been fine.
"Ughh,YOU GOT ME BROTHER...someone get my wife and kids on the phone"
Bruhh😭😭😭😭
Hahahahahahahaha I could just hear it in my head picturing him walking in the ring with his head down holding his back in pain! 😭
Cmon man don’t make fun of a hero that just got spiked on the concrete in 72…..he had to get his spine fused into a titanium metal bar then exoskeleton replacing all his bones in his body making him the fist man of steel!
This same steel was used to make the hogan grill and blenders
@@jamesjohno1180 you mean 1974
@@draggoon9121no 1981
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My car once broke down and hogan literally picked it up on his back and carried it to the shop for me.
It's True I Was The Car 🚗
He would never put a car over like that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@GHMYahooka I told him it might help with Brooke's singing career...
@@bluesydiamondcan confirm. I was the shop.
Schaub should have just skipped comedy and gone straight to WWE like his ex. In 5 years you just know Hogan would be claiming he taught him everything he knows.
Schaub would have likely ruined that too.
Schaub is good in small circles because that way, he can control the narrative.
The moment he gets more eyes on him, is the moment more people will realize of full shirt he is.
Imagine he gets on the level of the Rock; he’d be cancelled so fast just off of the stuff highlighted on the TFATK subreddit lol
If you wanted to hurt me, brother.....
Yabutt how many chicks you fugg
You imagine the schaubisms on the mic we could have had?
He was talking like Liam Neesan from Taken in the latest 2lazy2try vid. It was funnier than any comedy he's done.
He's caught in a character he can't turn off
Steven Seagal: Im the undisputed champion pathological liar. Hulk Hogan: Hold my beer.
Mike Tyson's even worse lmao
@@ShazbotNanewNanew…Is he though?
Shoulda been "Hold my syringe" or "hold my vitamins".
@@ShazbotNanewNanewmike don't lie like that
That is a celebrity boxing match waiting to happen, brother!
Every WWE wrestler should hate him. Hulk hogan was running to Vince McMahon feeding the boss info when the wrestlers were trying to unionize in the 80s
lmao. If it wasn't Hogan, it would've been another stooge. And they should (and continue to) kiss the ground he walks. If there was no Hulkamania, there would be no WWE as it stands today.
@@FDSixtyNine and if it was another stooge that was a rat they should be vilified. But it was Hulk. He wasn't special either. If u think another wrestler wouldn't or couldn't have elevated the show you're diluted and don't give the company and media enough credit. Having a 5 day work week, medical coverage, retirement, etc. would have ruined everything though, you are probably right. The Hulk is a good 🐀
@@FDSixtyNineIt was entirely up to chance. If it wasn’t Terry, another wrestler would become the icon who turned wrestling into a global phenomenon
@@FDSixtyNineLmfao found the scab.
It's a shame the unions don't deal with them like they used to.
Jesse Ventura was the one that introduced me to the truth about Hulk. He explained how Hulk was the rat that undermined the unionization of the WWE when people like Piper needed medical care.
I kinda feel bad for just how memed Ventura got when I was growing up, because it really has started feeling like he was right about a WHOLE LOT MORE than we ever gave him credit for
The Undertaker doesn't like him either.
@@JFirecrackerI like Jesse, but his outfits were stupid even for that time period. Or at least they look stupid on him.
Piper likely joined the actor's union when he did the film: "They lived" . He never revealed what he saw when he saw Hogan with these glasses.
@@JFirecracker remember when Chris Kyle lied about Ventura saying that the Marines "deserved to lose a few", and then lied about punching him in the face?
Remember when we found out that Kyle was lying, and was awarded around 2 mill in a lawsuit?
Remember how right-wingers just pretend that didn't happened and still idolize Kyle for murdering brown people overseas?
Hulk’s dad always told him, “Hulky-baby, your uncle was a pilot that got shot down and eaten by cannibals”
Turned down the foreman grill, sees how sucessful it is, so jealous he has to bring out his own uber ULTIMATE grill.... proceeds to get recalled for being an unsafe fire hazard.
Im surprised we didnt have a front page news article 'Hulk Hogan burned down my house... Brother!'
‘hulk hogan flamebroiled my wife, brother!’
‘Brother my house is on fire brother’
I didn't know I had so many likes 😂 just came back and seen
"After Undertaker spiked me on the concrete in Detroit in '74..."
Oh good lord, someone send that clip to Jim Cornette, I don't think he's heard that one...
I know they reviewed the Twitter thread of most of Hogan's lies.
haha somebody please.. when the guy on this vid works it out that Taker would have actually been 9 years old in 74 😂😂
Corny's pretty familiar with some of Hogan's lies but that lie on Undertaker is pretty bad, I think it was partly born out of jealousy because Vince was committed to building Undertaker up because his gimmick was getting popular
Imagine the history of MMA had Hulk competed in the inaugural UFC event. We'd all be talking about how Royce Gracie choked him out cold with a guillotine, and due to lack of a ref stoppage, Hulk was able to get up and stumble around the octagon in a daze before miraculously regaining full awareness and then finishing Royce with a leg drop. Welcome to the Hulkimaniac era, Brother.
Sufferers of untreated Hulkamania have a 75% chance of developing full blown Hulkamentia later in life.
My personal favorite is the one where he was supposed to be the next bass player for Metallica after cliff died. And he was saying that Lars and James were begging him to join and all. Literally nobody in the music world believed him.
😂😂😂
Hulk actually paid for Beige's car payments for a year when they were starting out brother.
Hulk introduced Beige to O&A
Real and true
You disgusting fairies with your pronouns
I actually met the Hulk back around 2002ish. He was standing on the beach at Longboat Key, Fl, looking out over the water. I walked over to him and said “Hey, what’s up Hulk?” He didn’t even look at me and said “I’m not the Hulk, brother”. I walked away like “ok…..brother”. As I was heading to my car I walked past a Chevy Suburban with a hulk action figure keychain hanging from the rear view mirror. Always knew he was full of shit.
Fun fact, Hogan was the producer of Pulp Fiction. What also not many know, is that he was the one who invented the light bulb.
One of my favorite stories is when Hulk Hogan mentioned how he auditioned for Metallica.
If he didn’t get into wrestling he would be playing for the Cincinnati Reds or playing drums in Metallica, depending on which story he feels like telling that day.
His original story was that he was approached to join Metallica. No audition needed lol
@@georgenicholson6080 which is even funnier
Sounds reasonable
Kayfabe all day everyday
The crazy and baffling thing about Hogan is the dude is an icon. The man has one of the most impressive careers in entertainment history. I lived through his wrestling career. In the 80's he was literally one of the most famous people on the planet.
You're not wrong. Man helped make pro wrestling into a global attraction and was a genuine A-lister. And then had a career renainaissance in the mid 90's by becoming a legendary villain of the NWO.
But the man can't help but make up stories to make him sound even larger than life than he already was. It's pretty sad, to be honest.
@@drinfernoddsyou have to think that he Is old School, people use to spice up stories to make them greater or fantástic , It was pretty common back in the day when you had little to no chance to get caught lying , It's not like he Is lying about a serious case (m*,urder, rob, fraud, etc.), just about shit like being there when bruiser Brody died ,etc. come on everybody.
That's true!!! Now O look back and I can't believe that was the MAN for kids to idolize...he's a joke now
@@powerviolencestanley7781 yeah and lying about a dying childs story and made himself out to be the hero of the story but in the same breath say the dying child smelled like death, real stand up guy.
What part of it is “crazy and baffling”?
Hulk hogan saying “I’m going to show you my NEXT big invention” makes me think of the crazy inventor dad whose gadgets never pan out from any 80s movie
Brother, I shrunk the kids!
He makes Rand Peltzer (inventor dad from the film _Gremlins_ ) look successful.
@@Jizzlewobbwtfcus it WAS the gremlins I was imagining thank you! 😂
The breakfast machine malfunctions and throws pancake mix and everyone
Reminds me of the episode where homer tries to invent a gadget but makes a makeup shotgun 🤣ooops it's on whore.
I once met Hulk Hogan and he told me that he basically could have prevented 9/11, because he had a dream about it, but decided not too because he didn't want be known as the biggest hero of all time and basically didn't want a statue of him.
This looks like a Ren & Stimpy painting
Lmao it’s the way the dark orange head is shaped like a bean.
No Sir. I don't like it . 🐴
Fog horn sound
D E A D A S S B
You EEEEEEEDIOT
"What's that brother? A fat burning, counter top grill? Nah. Sorry brother. Pastamania is taking up all of my attention and focus right now. Maybe call Beefcake?"
Its crazy hogan cut him off, entirely.
Gimme some fettucini with the side bread, dude
Hogan could literally just talk about how ludicrous Pastamania was but instead of talking about the actually interesting parts of his life would rather lie.
I genuinely love that it went from "I got stuck with the blender" to "I'm fucking in love with this meatball cooker!"
The Undertaker spiked my neck on the concrete in ‘74 when I was -16 years old
Hogan once met a guy named Jesus and said to him
"You know something, brother? I've been the leader of Hulkamania all these years, now I think it's time for me to retire. I'm passing the torch to you, brother."
The rest is history.
"Wheres the kid?" (Doesnt even remembers the kids name)
"Oh, he died." (Words from a Doctor/Nurse/Medical professional)
*Jimmy Hart just picks up a pen and starts jotting down lyrics*
Honestly, with such an incredibly sketchy tale, it’s a miracle anyone bought it at all…
I imagine they just crowdsurfed the body out of there and stayed to watch the match
@@nickved7407oh my god 😂😂😂😂
@@nickved7407“Kid“‘s entourage played rock-paper-scissors, to determine the jabroni, saddled with carrying out that fresh body, without making a scene or causing a ruckus
Hogan was apparently offered the Cornballer before George Bluth Sr. but the Hulkster was on the toilet when the call came.
I read that in Ron Howards voice
There's always money in the bandana stand.
"Basically, I'm a liar, brother."
Some of these lies are really just him inflating the Hulk Hogan persona, it is a character after all, but the lies about the kid with cancer or the Von Erich lie are truly awful. He clearly has issues.
The expression "never meet your heroes" probably came about after someone met Hulk Hogan
I met him when I was 12 in 96 . I was a goofy 5’9 180lbs kid . He told me I needed to loose weight and get in shape because : girls don’t go for the fat nice guy thing little brother . It killed me for a while until I started playing football and entered college at 6’2 240 18bmi 19 year old . I met him again at a comedy club in Memphis and told him what he said when I was a kid . He tells me : see brother all you needed was a little motivation brother I was telling you what you parents wouldn’t . I wanted to punch this dude so hard . My dad until the day he died motivated me . He went to my practices my game to the gym lost weight himself and did that for me not this clown . He made a tall awkward kid that didn’t really fit in because I was the big kid at school that wished I could be like him one day feel like I was the big kahunna that would never be the main character in life . I can’t imagine how many other people feel the same way after meeting him .
@@dakotatotten5355that’s pretty shitty brother. Glad that you’ve got a healthy perspective on his poor choices. It all comes back to our strange desire for pedestaling people.
@@dakotatotten5355 He's right about the girls part. But it's shit that he said that to you.
@@dakotatotten535512 years old, 5ft9...lmfao.
@@ranfan1820 yeah 5 feet 9 inch’s …… what’s funny ?
"I had a match at Backlash 1927 in Canada with Sasquatch brother. Paterson Filmed it. Then MIB showed up spiked me with the tombstone of all tombstones right there on the detroit concrete after the match finished, and then they took the footage. A year later me and George Foreman had a boxing match in 1918. Everyone saw it, Paterson, and Dan Aykroyd were there too. They filmed the whole thing, and then MIB came and took the footage and arrested Dan Aykroyd Brother."
- Hulk 10 Inch Python Hogan
take a bow seriously brother !😂😂
@@granturismo_god 😃 🙇♂️
@@PistisAdelphos well earned! 1927 and 1918. f****ing hilairious. he has CTP or mad cow diesase something...jeeeze !!!
The Bolleas were next door neighbors of the Lindberghs.
Bruno Hauptmann originally planned to kidnap Baby Terry and hold him for ransom. But Baby Terry already weighed so much that Hauptmann couldn't carry him.
So Bruno Hauptmann went next door and kidnapped Charles Lindbergh Jr. instead.
Yo, WTF? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@PrincessofPower84
Just playing the "Make Up a Tall Tale (i.e. lie) That Hulk Would Tell" game.
Yours?
@@dcavalli9 Yer gonna love this one then... Donald John Trump held a squib, and when he raised his hand to his ear, that is when the first shot was fired and the squib as well, quietly. The squib cut his ear and may even have purposefully deposited 'gun propellant residue'. After that a series of shots were fired into the podium, which I ALSO want analyzed. We should be hearing about recovered projectiles. Then a Trump supporter was murdered by the final shot, and the ruse is in. Trump pulls off a fake assassination attempt and it gets completed when they off 'the shooter'. How quaint. Or it could have been the SS trying to redeem themselves for eight years of failing to report his many, blatant crimes up the chain, and it was they who recruited the putz boy, who failed to succeed.
Oh but wait... Hulk wouldn't tell this, because he's a Trumper.
Very creative 😂
Terry once saved my kitten from a tree that was airborne in a tornado. He then redirected the rain towards my burning house, that he also scaled the wall and pulls my grandfather from the attic apartment. After which he talked my grandmother off the Golden Gate Bridge because she though she had lost it all, but after he caught her mid jump he hired her to be his secretary and we all lived happily ever after. This all happened between 1946-2007. It was a wild week
You forgot to mention that (true story) that the reason why Hogan is bald is that he himself wanted to be bald...he sat down and thought about it and it happened right there. He never regretted the decision.
Man, there's something exceptionally heartbreaking about learning who some of your childhood heroes actually are under their masks.
Truth.
Yeah. It's why I try not to get to involved with most people one way or the other.
Hulk Hogan and Bill Cosby formed my moral compass 😥
My hero was Mr America, brother.
Unfortunately we will propably never know who that was under the mask
If you like “wrestling” you deserve to have your illusions destroyed.
On Jim Cornette's video on Hogan's lies, someone had the brilliant idea of "The Imaginary Adventures of Hulk Hogan". A cartoon series of The Hulkster's tall tales.
My great grandpa told me a story before he died. He was a veteran in the First World War. He was in the 1st Australian Division of the Reserve Army. He was at the Somme and suffered shell shock badly afterwards. However, he told me that when they took Pozières in France (July 25, 1916) he almost lost his life. As he was clearing out a building he accidentally triggered a trip wire. He stood still and realized that he had only half triggered the grenade boobytrap. If he only stood still then he would not die. He did this for about three hours. He knew his squad wouldn’t find him. His legs were getting fired, and eventually he made piece with god. He had already sealed his own fate. He was gonna move and it his own life by triggering the grenade. Just before he could make this ultimate move he felt a hand grasp his shoulder firmly but kindly. It was Hulk Hogan! He said “I got you, brother. The Hulkster loooves the troops.” He then pushed my great grandpa out of harms way and he leaped on top of the grenade. He died instantly with a massive would being left in his abdomen. You could see right through him like a porthole through his chest. My great grandpa ran to him and took his hand. “Stay a Hulk-a-maniac for me always, brother.” Hulk ahogan said with a whisper signaling his impending death. My great grandpa thought for a moment before replying “always brother.” Hulk died in his arms. Ever since that day and until his death. My grandpa was a Hulk-a-maniac. This pride and identity have him the drive to become the first monkey to go into space.
The story of Hogan tearing his muscles trying to lift Andre is bullshit. The only reason Hogan was able to lift him was because Andre allowed it to happen, people forget he wasn't able to move like he did in his 20s due to his condition, Andre saved most of his athleticism for his opponent to lift him for a body slam, it gave the crowd the illusion of the smaller guy having the strength to body slam the giant.
Claiming Andre was 700+lbs at the time also. He was 500 and change.
Ken Patera is a close friend of my family, he always said Hogan was a blowhard.
Also hogan and wwe lies all the time about Andres weight or height
How can something be a lie when its not real @@alexrivera633
Just like Segal, Hogan is very much an old-school liar of his time, and he couldn't anticipate that one day the internet would arrive, exposing his years of ridiculous BS to the entire world.
People love lies. That is why ALL our leaders are corrupt pigs. Humans are planet acne.
Hulk Hogan is Florida man. We forget he's just a simple trailer Park Florida guy, who over achieved and caught some lucky breaks.
My aunt did his hair and a little known fact is that he isnt balding, his brain is actually so advanced it overheats and burns off new growth every morning.
I gotta tell this to my dad who's almost completely bald. 😂😂😂
Hogan was supposed to be on Flight 93 and had a meeting at the WTC at the exact same time, brother!
Hulkster compromised Osama Bin Laden to a permanent end
He gave the tower the big boot instead and took it down himself. Theres pictures online brother! Its real!
@@TheSands83 That’s just what the government wants you to think. Real heads know he used a steel chair
@@TheSands83 I know brother! Everything online is 100% truth according to Hulkamania!
He *was* on flight 93.
The similarity to Mr.Satan just gets more accurate by the second lmao
An alien comes to Earth and Hulk Hogan challenges him to the ring. The cameras cut, then return to show Hogan standing over the corpse of the alien 😂
@@TSAdu genuinely something that he’d do
@@Stegma Either Warrior or Randy's ghost would rise from the grave to stop that level of cap 😂
I legit wouldn't be surprised if Toriyama based him off Hogan, I know in the English dub the guy that voices him basically makes him talk like Hogan.
@@Th3Kingism I mean as an inspiration for a wrestler i'd say he's 80% hulk Hogan
I was born in 1980. I grew up idolising people like Schwartzenegger, Stallone and the WWF line up. As soon as I turned 14 I hit the gym. I trained my ass off for years and I got really upset several times because I wasn't looking like my idols. I spoke to so many people, approached guys ion the gym and asked how they trained, what they ate etc I did a lot of things you should to be big. But I couldn't even get close to what these guys looked like. I remember watching interviews with Hogan, "Eating boiled chicken and brown rice" was something he said. "Drink Water, sleep 8 hours, eat vitamins, drink protein, train 2 hours a day" I believed them and I believed the guys in the gym too but I just looked like me with a tiny bit more muscle on. I never developed the mass these guys did. It wasn't until much later when they all started coming out and admitting they were on huge doses of PED did it all click into place. It's sad they had to lie and trick a whole generation of kids into believing they could "be like them" when they were missing out a HUGE chunk of info that is actually was more important than some people might think. Because of that instead of being super proud of all I had achieved I felt like I was pathetic and not doing enough to look like my Idols. If I could go back and tell myself I was actually killing it as a natty I may have been able to re-arrange my though processes a bit and excelled in that area more.
It's not even entirely their fault as if they had told everyone it probably would have killed a lot of young people who would have abused the stuff. But to go on like they weren't on it and out right lie was depressing.
We also have the bias of rarely seeing the guys who never made it. Most people on roids "look" natty. I had a coach who looked like a non-ripped Dave Bautista. There's no amount of roids that could make me that size.
How are you doing now?
Are you still a gym rat?
Now that you are 43/44, and not only are you older and more mature, but you’ve also seen how all those men have aged and what has happened in their lives and bodies. Having all this information, are you doing better than your former idols?
If you had known, you might have done steroids. Some people end up losing their legs from vascular problems and gangrene.
@@HepCatJack i know it’s a damned if you do damned if you don’t scenario but at least I would have had more reasonable expectations as I wasn’t ever prepared to do steroids. Just not my scene
@@ONESIXTHCAVESame here. But I kept training and still do.
“Chestnuts are lazy and I invented the question mark” - Hulk Hogam
He also wrote, directed and starred in all the Austin Powers movies.
@@Punchy361 "Do I make you horny, brother?"
@@Punchy361good follow up lol
Good reference
Hulk Hogan as a John Wayne-esque cowboy would be hilarious. "I'm looking for a fistful of dollars brother. I don't think I'm gonna show up for filming today unless I get a few dollars more, dude!"
Except for the fact that those were Clint Eastwood movies...
@@bufordhighwater9872even funnier when you realize John Wayne hated Clint Eastwood
@@Doc_ParadoxJohn Wayne hated everything good in society so that tracks
"The bigger the man, the deeper the imprint. And when he's in love, he suffers knowing it's a dead end... brother."
"Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs me... brother?"
"When the music stops, draw."
*BANG* "That doesn't work for me, brother"
Hogan also said he was supposed to take a ride with JFK in Dallas but Elvis showed up to watch him wrestle and his match took longer than planned so he went ahead without him.
Y'all KILLIN IT IN DA COMMENTS!!😂🎯😂💣😂🔥😂💯😂📠😂
I'll never forget that time the Hulkster took out the towers with a big boot and a steel chair.
The realest American....
True Patriot, brother.
I DID THIS FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
If someone is dying a slow death and they're close to the end, you absolutely can smell death on them. This isn't a defense of Hogan, however. He likely learned of this secondhand and decided to apply it to his tall tale. It's not something you can smell out in public mixed with other smells in a well ventilated room, it's more of a slight smell that clings to the sheets and clothes of the person coming from their skin. It's strangely sweet and unpleasant.
Or staff just wasn't giving grandma a wash often enough.
"I taught him everything he knows."
~ Steve-O Segall
Thats unironically an awesome endorsement lol
Steven Seagal
@@samholdsworth420 We go back to '88, so I can call him 'Steve-O,' like the guy from 'Jackass.' 😏
@@SirDerp909 but he's my dad... brother
Someone watched Napoleon Blownapart...
Hogan is the guy at a party who always has to one up any story he hears. Wouldn't be surprised if most of his tall tales start off with "Yeah, well this one time..."
story toppers suck
Reminds me of a dude at my work, lol.
ANY STORY you tell, he’s got to come up with one that SOMEHOW tops IT.
Jim Cornette did a video reacting to all of Hulks lies, it’s soo funny.
How pitiful is modern Hogan that Corny - who has blood fueds that spans decades - barely thinks of Hogan
The Harley Race ring fire story had me laughing just as hard as Jim and Brian
I doubt it’s ALL of Hulk‘s lies. Unless it’s a livestream continuing to this day.
Best part of the Hulk Hogan video was seeing The Undertaker 😂
Finally Beige hits the WWF lore
Roddy Piper leaving Hogan a voice message from beyond the grave is my favorite one.
Seriously, of all the paranormal things he could do, talking to Hogan was top of his list?
Who the f**** needs a meatball maker? It takes 3 seconds to form one in your hands?
I’ll make a meatball outta you if you don’t sit down and shaddup!
You're supposed to feed in a whole live cow and it spits out roughly 16,000 meatballs brother
*The Ultimate Male* vs The Ultimate Meatball. Muahahaha. That’s who.
I do because I hate myself
Probably someone who’s lacking feeling in their hands and fingers 😂
Hulk Hogan came to my small town in Belgium. We were so lucky to be hosts to Steven Seagall during our pig wrestling festival at the time. Hulk wrestled Steven for the right to mate with our winning pig momma. They both won. Such great fellahs. You cannot enter a pigfarm here without hearing some amazing stories about UFC racoon robots and vampire toothpaste.
The biggest lie that most dont want to talk about is his originality. He doesnt have a ounce of that. Mostly everything was ripped off from Billy Graham including the pythons, flexing in promos with the side pose, saying brother, mustache, ripped shirts, weight lifting belt, tye dye pants. Even the post WWE NWO red and yellow pants was a ripoff of Billy Graham.
There is even video of Billy doing the ear cuffing, as well as a nwo like black beard when he want heel. Hogan fans will spin this into saying "Hogan was inspired" but he basically used everything from him except Hulking Up which was from the Incredible Hulk lol
Well yeah, he even stole the “hulk” name 😂
Hulk Hogan is Kendrick's and Drake's ghost writer. Now you know why the disses are so precise
Hulk hogan once worked 500 days continuously brother
Back to back brother,that's never been done since...no lie!!
And all in one year at that brother!
It was 650 days for him, because, you know, japan.
Hulk Hogan once was up here in Alaska, where he wrestled a brown bear that was eating a moose. After he won, he ate the bear and moose in one sitting.
i looked up to hulk hogan so much as a kid, and when i found out he was going back to the locker room to do steroids and cocaine while drinking tons of beer it only made me look up to him even more
😂😂😂. Yeah, thats just about changed my opinion as well.👍🤣🤣🤣
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I thought George Foreman really invented and patented that grill himself for a long time 💀💀
Same 💀💀💀💀
i did until this video. tbf... i never chased it up. hahaha. i don't even have one of the grills.
Apparently he just finds new ones so he's more like a grill scout
Glad to see a cameo from janoy cresva
One day the dark lord will return and the sith will rule again....
It’s sick, it’s piss
Purify yourself in the warm piss waters of lake cresvah and swim with the ancient dolphins from the 70’s
ORDER 66 BABY WHOOO
"What's a Janoy? You wrote 'Janoy'. Jason, how do you spell your name?"
Hulk Hogan was supposed to play Edward Longshanks in the movie “Braveheart”; However, in the scene where he had to backhand his boy Prince Edward in the face for losing the entire northern Army, Hulkster feared that his inhumane strength was going to send Edwards head to the moon, so he turned down the role to let Patrick McGoohan take the part instead.