Damn, this is like my first TH-cam video and I all of a sudden gain a lot of views. (Even though this is originally not mine and is just a reupload lol). Thank you all so much for that! Just Incase this video gets taken down again, I’ll reupload this the second time.
This one time, some fat kid was taunting my friend and I said to him to his face "You're going to knock it off right now or I *will* kick your ass." He laughed in my face, so when he turned around, I proceeded to bring my right foot hard onto his left butt check, left a foot print and he almost fell over, he and his friend tryed to tell the teachers on me but because no teachers saw anything, nothing was done, even when I admitted it was my foot print.
ThatSmiling Doggo Oh hell yeah. Especially with that part about him calling Peggy a loser and a bunch of other things and him in last clip making that guy cry.
The show already did that and it's great, this one episode where Hank and his friends were fire fighters and the fire house burned down, all of them were telling different stories how it happened and Dale's version depicted Hank as a Drill Sargent shit talking him something fierce and Dale imagined himself have long flowing golden hair. It is really funny but I don't remember the name or the episodes season.
Hank wanted to go into the military, but there were two things that prevented that from happening. 1. By the time Hank had tried to enlist, the Vietnam War was almost over. 2. Hank's narrow urethra.
Hank may have a temper but never laid an unkind hand on his wife or son. Unlike Peter and Homer who hit their kids and strangle them. Bobby is lucky to have a good father.
There was that one time he was teaching Bobby how to fight, he wasn’t even mad at Bobby for kicking his balls. Tho maybe Hank was afraid of a 2nd kick lol.
0:20 This is what makes Hank a great father. He may rarely see eye to eye with Bobby, but at the end of the day, Bobby is still his son, and Hank knows it's his right to protect him.
6:41 is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Hank can break a shovel!? No wonder he can get everyone to back down just by saying he'll kick their ass, he's tall and strong as hell.
This video makes Hank out to be a bully but throughout the show hes pretty respectful and only really gets mad when other people would usually do the same
"What a BITCH..." makes me laugh too hard! Hank full on tackling Bill is funny enough, but him busting through the fence and chasing the guy while kicking his ass for putting Bobby's life in danger makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it.
Hank doesn’t have a problem with his anger, he has an idiot problem. Hank would never lay a hand on his wife and son unlike Peter who hits his children and wife and Homer who strangles Bart on a daily basis. Bobby is so lucky to have a father like Hank.
But Hank didn't slap him. If anything, they just predicted that Chris Rock's stand-up would piss someone off one day. Be glad it wasn't a white guy in the real life version.
3:15 to 3:21 was the most satisfying moment from the entire show for me. Hank threatens to kick people's asses all of the time. But the guy whose ass he kicked 1) he didn't even warn/threaten first and just went straight to kicking his ass, and 2) the guy almost got Bobby killed for being an idiot boss, and you don't do anything to Bobby!
He doesn't make empty threats and stays true to his personality. Jimmy Wichard fully deserved his ass-kicking though as his stupidity was legitimately lethal to not only himself but Bobby.
Hank is usually good at keeping his composure, when he is mad, it is usually for good reasons. In fact, this video has a few examples that are kinda stretching it.
What i love the most about these is that Hank's rage isn't all talking, he will belittle you with actions too and even throw hands if he judges necessary.
3:32 God this scene is so hilarious and I don't remember it at all. Britney Murphy does such a good job as Luanne hereand Hank throwing the sandwich is GOLDEN it's so petty and you'd never expect it from him!
I'm morescared by the fact he kicked that NASCAR fence open, those things are built to catch out of control cars at near 200 MPH... And he broke it with his FOOT!
So we got South Park: A show that is Matt Stone being killed repeatedly, and Trey Parker getting "Kicked in the Nuts" and crying like a baby about it, along being called a Fatass by Matt Family Guy: Which is basically (and obviously) Seth Macfarlane talking to himself, as well as him being a total a**hole to Mila Kunis The Simpsons: A (formerly funny) show that is about Nancy Cartwright getting strangled on a daily basis by Dan Castellaneta, as well as him treating Yeardley Smith like she’s a “princess” and King of the Hill: A show that is about Mike Judge yeeting someone out of his "House", threatening to give the person a "Blackeye", or Kicking someone's ass, Because why not?
@@jonmcinnis1645 The pressure must've literally went to his pelvis. It is said that his narrow urethra is the result of having years of pent up emotions, and unresolved hostilities.
@@issabeganovic8822 Yeah here are two things I would like to say 1but it will be really interesting if he has suffered a heart attack due to the result of him getting constantly angry 2 what the heck is a narrow urethra explain it through td;lr
"Dang it, Dusty, I'm gonna take that gold record and shove your face through the little hole!" ROFL!! Definitely a great episode, and RIP to Dusty Hill.
Lots of people are sad he isn't as pissed off as he is in earlier seasons, but since he probably saw that one guy from anger management have a stroke from being pissed off all the time, I guess the writers made him feel like he was heading down that road if he continued with that level of rage :P .
Gotta love how even though he gets angry af in these he’s still enough of a gentleman to not touch a woman and even defends them (4:47) But at the same time he’s not afraid to put them in place lmao (1:44 & others). A truly based man of culture
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Damn, this is like my first TH-cam video and I all of a sudden gain a lot of views. (Even though this is originally not mine and is just a reupload lol). Thank you all so much for that!
Just Incase this video gets taken down again, I’ll reupload this the second time.
Any friend of TH-cam is a friend of me!!!
Mr. Tibbles post more tho
I’m crying
Lol, nice upload man.👍
There needs to be a gonna kick your ass compilation lol
I love how Hank fully intends to kick people in the actual ass.
This one time, some fat kid was taunting my friend and I said to him to his face "You're going to knock it off right now or I *will* kick your ass." He laughed in my face, so when he turned around, I proceeded to bring my right foot hard onto his left butt check, left a foot print and he almost fell over, he and his friend tryed to tell the teachers on me but because no teachers saw anything, nothing was done, even when I admitted it was my foot print.
@@james739123 yeah that never happened
@@mattieonutube273 it happened
@@james739123 Nah it didn’t. It left a footprint Cmon 😂
@@mattieonutube273 it did, I didn't exactly have clean shoes
Hank doesn’t have a problem with anger, he has a problem with idiots
So true
Something I can relate with.
Same as me lol
Dont we all
Texan anger in a nutshell
“You calling me weak? Look at your little birdy arms there no thicker than a cigarette I could smoke those little arms” that’s funny lol
Lol
That clip played just as I read your comment
Samuel Brockett lol must be magic
6:56 made it seem like because he turned hank got mad as heck
That edit is cancer and you should get rid of it
4:41 I like how Hank isn't even angry when he says that, he's just so perplexed that he defaults to kicking ass.
Remembwr he played football
I like the episode when the guy on the Cowboys punched him in the face & Hank didn't do a thing
1:06 Considering how narcissistic she can be, I daresay Peggy deserved this.
I said, “LANGUAGE!”
What episode?
5:33 that transition makes it look like
he just randomly decides to tackle Bill after punching Dale.
5:34 funny yet hank noise suriya! Like hehachi.
@@animationman7772 That was Bill who made that noise.
It made it funnier
I can't... I can't 😂
"What are YOU lookin' at, Deautrive??'
1:52 GET OUTTA MY HOUSE.....EXODUS!!!!
Isaak Erlandsen You could make a Bible chapter out of this lol
I believe it would be "Exitus".
@@TheEmpiresStrongest Funny enough, it actually is in the Bible. Exodus 10:28 the Pharaoh banishes Moses from his home.
@@maxman1602 I figured it would be a etymological Exodus. Meaning to expel.
Amen
He could be a drill sergeant
ThatSmiling Doggo Oh hell yeah. Especially with that part about him calling Peggy a loser and a bunch of other things and him in last clip making that guy cry.
The show already did that and it's great, this one episode where Hank and his friends were fire fighters and the fire house burned down, all of them were telling different stories how it happened and Dale's version depicted Hank as a Drill Sargent shit talking him something fierce and Dale imagined himself have long flowing golden hair. It is really funny but I don't remember the name or the episodes season.
@@jrjunglist "A Firefighting We Will Go".
Cotton could've trained him to be one.
Hank wanted to go into the military, but there were two things that prevented that from happening.
1. By the time Hank had tried to enlist, the Vietnam War was almost over.
2. Hank's narrow urethra.
When you take a rational and hard-working man like Hank and put him in a town full of selfish idiots, he has every right to have rage.
Yep.
@@Yasuda9000 Mmhmm.
Yep.
Shut up Dale.
Dam straight
“You mess with her, you mess with ME“
Hank out there being the most respectful and responsible pimp.
Hank takes care of his gardening tools.
@@concept5631 Making sure no one does anything to the hoes
@@nimoph Indeed. Very respectable.
“ I’m going kick your ass and then I’m going to reenact kicking your ass.”😂😂😂😂😂
3:20 Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Hank is agile enough to execute a snap kick while in motion?
That dude's ass must be sore as hell
And strong enough to break a shovel handle on his knee
6:56 😂
Never thought I'd see "Hank" and "agile" in the same sentence XD
He was a running back who nearly sent the team to championships.
Those legs were built to kick like a horse.
Hank may have a temper but never laid an unkind hand on his wife or son. Unlike Peter and Homer who hit their kids and strangle them. Bobby is lucky to have a good father.
There was that one time he was teaching Bobby how to fight, he wasn’t even mad at Bobby for kicking his balls. Tho maybe Hank was afraid of a 2nd kick lol.
@@Jackboy019
He was mad but he couldn't really do anything about it.
@@Jackboy019 Yeah I mean, my dad woulda ended me if I hit the place I came from 😂
It’s a cartoon, bro
@@kingqunt8567 You're a cosmic speck like the rest of us but hey
00:54 3:15 Rare footage of Hank literally kicking someone's ass
XD
Gold
3:20 too
1:27 A rare moment when Hank minces words.
LANGUAGE!
0:20 This is what makes Hank a great father. He may rarely see eye to eye with Bobby, but at the end of the day, Bobby is still his son, and Hank knows it's his right to protect him.
6:41 is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Hank can break a shovel!? No wonder he can get everyone to back down just by saying he'll kick their ass, he's tall and strong as hell.
If his knee is that strong imagine the rest of his body.
"Is nobody going to talk about ... "
Why are you accusing others of being too stupid too notice?
He’s got that propane strength
@@notsmii7yan ass kicking at the quarter of the cost of other ass kickings
A behemoth.
This video makes Hank out to be a bully but throughout the show hes pretty respectful and only really gets mad when other people would usually do the same
Yeah Hank is usually very chill
Because the rage is justified
I know right it’s one of the few shows I know where his anger is justified most of the time.
Anyone who watches the show knows that hank is a morally good man.
Yeah he’s a good man and father 👍
0:35 the way Hank ran just killed me
Me too
*gËt* *GÊT*
How he ran though
He was a former star football player. Probably runs like that due to his injuries
he looks like *going to the store* lmfao
"I'm gonna kick your ass!" - Hank Hill Arlen, Texas 1997
That's why you don't mess with Texas
and that's why I work for propane and propane accessories
"And then I'm gonna reenact kicking your ass!"
“LANGUAGE!“ - Matthew Truong to #HISHE
3:37 still BREAKS ME everytime lmfaooo just the ferocity of that sandwich pelt xDDD
Physics ladies and gents
Damn Jax is everywhere
And it slammed into her as well shit was hard.
hey Jax
What 😂 never knew Jax watched King of the Hill
"What a BITCH..." makes me laugh too hard!
Hank full on tackling Bill is funny enough, but him busting through the fence and chasing the guy while kicking his ass for putting Bobby's life in danger makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it.
LANGUAGE!
@@matthewtruong1997 Mine? It's English and a bit of Japanese.
Lesson learned: Do not piss off Hank Hill unless you have a death wish or have the gall to obey him and his standards.
Hank Hill your in the fifth circle of hell: ANGER
Corey Lord And unless you live near a hospital.
Matt Gales Actually it’s at times referred to as wrath.
Jacquelyn Jean-Baptiste Good one.
I think twig boy has a deathwish....
3:40
"My face hurts."--Bill
"Well it will match your ass when I'm done kicking it!"--Hank
I'm dead XD
Hank actually said "and it'll"
Not "well it will"
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking."
Hank can be a savage sometimes. 😂😂😂
Bobby hill has problems
🤣🤣
@Robert Breschard He was talking to Luanne
Hank doesn’t have a problem with his anger, he has an idiot problem. Hank would never lay a hand on his wife and son unlike Peter who hits his children and wife and Homer who strangles Bart on a daily basis. Bobby is so lucky to have a father like Hank.
Didn't he kicked Peggy's leg in one of those episodes?
3:05 King of the hill predicted this. You know what I’m talking about.
Yeah... That moment
The slap.
But Hank didn't slap him. If anything, they just predicted that Chris Rock's stand-up would piss someone off one day. Be glad it wasn't a white guy in the real life version.
@@canaisyoung3601I mean..seeing will smith kinda got canceled for his reaction
It wouldn't have been any different
@@FreshPrincex4Will?
3:19 when hank says hes gonna kick someone's ass, he really means it 🤣
LITERALLY 😂 that part had me laughing
Imagine if Hank Hill and Red Forman were in the same room. Both often threat about kicking someone’s ass on numerous occasions. Who would win? 😂
@@Lauren_210 Hank hill he kicked a racetrack fence down in 1 kick that's designed to stop cars who are going 200 miles an hour
@@Lauren_210 they’d probably end up becoming friends
3:15 to 3:21 was the most satisfying moment from the entire show for me. Hank threatens to kick people's asses all of the time. But the guy whose ass he kicked 1) he didn't even warn/threaten first and just went straight to kicking his ass, and 2) the guy almost got Bobby killed for being an idiot boss, and you don't do anything to Bobby!
5:19
I'm so proud of Japan for knowing about this show enough to put that face in a manga.
The show was not made in Japan you idiot
This is not a manga
Parker Green woooosh
@@parker-boy98 r/wooosh
@@thescrubkid points for being more original :)
i love the accountability he takes and just how justified almost all of his rage was, this is such a good show
5:12 My favorite king of the hill line.😂😂
2:34 When you have been spotted in a survival horror game.
They should make a game called Hank's ass kicking. Hell they did a Lebron Sprite cranberry game lol
True! 😂
Looks like my gameplay of Resident evil 7 when going against Jack
Lol
This part makes me laugh hard.
“Get Out of mah house” -Exodus” BEST LINE EVER 😂
1:51
Seen this for the first time and nearly wet myself lol
5:34 he isnt angry he just wanted to wrestle and bill agreed
I love how when he says "kick your ass" he literally means that he's going to kick them on the ass.
“LANGUAGE!”
Hank Hill for Super Smash Bros. He can definitely kick your ass.
I bet his voice actor had a lot of fun recording his lines.
LANGUAGE!
I love when hank throws the sandwich
I loved the part when Hank said, “What are you looking at?!” when all those butlers came to him. 😂😂😂
I love how Hank can back up his own threats and has done so!
He doesn't make empty threats and stays true to his personality.
Jimmy Wichard fully deserved his ass-kicking though as his stupidity was legitimately lethal to not only himself but Bobby.
4:07 one of the best exchanges between Hank and Boomhauer
Boomhauer is like the only guy not afraid to fire back at hank
@@aronsmith3417 Mad respect.
@@aronsmith3417 And in that particular scene, Boomhauer responds by sending him out, and Hank just sulks off.
0:57 Made me laugh more then it should have 😂😂
When Hank Hill says he’s gonna Kick Your A$$, he literally means it too.
4:47 Hank is such a gentleman
Well I agree as long as she doesn’t hit me first
That can't be all. This show was on for years and Hank's rage only fills up seven minutes?
Well he is not a kind of guy that always angry all the time.
He is not cotton
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well, of course he can be disapointed at things from time to time. But he only actually raged several times.
Hank is usually good at keeping his composure, when he is mad, it is usually for good reasons. In fact, this video has a few examples that are kinda stretching it.
Yeah well he's decently able to keep his cool, especially after Big Jim's stroke
5:40 Dale's reaction just kills me.
Well Dale does irritate the shit out of Hank the most.
What i love the most about these is that Hank's rage isn't all talking, he will belittle you with actions too and even throw hands if he judges necessary.
Hank's persona in the universe of animations is an extremely unique one. Also, Hank throwing a sandwhich at Luane will never not be funny.
Hank throwing a sandwich at Luanne killed me
It was immature to do but...you can't say anything else would've sufficed in this situation. Luanne is a blockhead.
0:55 When Hank says he's going to kick your ass, he's *literally* going to kick your ass.
😂😂😂
"Get out of my house...Exodus" Kills me every time
"Get out of my house!
-Exodus"
Oh man, that got me. Hank can have a wit sharper than obsidian at times.
"Thats it I'm gonna kick your ass, then I'm gonna reenact kicking your ass"
Even when he's angry he sounds pretty chill.
Right? Lol😂😂😂
"That's it, I'ma kick your ass and then I'm gonna reenact kicking your ass" -Hank Hill
LANGUAGE!
A man that can break a shovel in half with no hesitation is definitely a man I DO NOT wanna piss off
6:26 destroyed me! 😂 if you know hank then you know how funny this is
you god dang lmao :D
The amount of times Hank says "Kick your ass" is actually hilarious and more than I expected
I never new that hank had the capacity to say "get the hell out of my hood."
LANGUAGE!
3:38 you had to really pissed me off if I end up throwing my food at you
The noise it made
I LMAO'd
Hank did a great job of controlling his anger as the series progressed. Forgot how angry he was lol.
Let's give Hank credit. When he threatens to kick your ass, he has shown to follow up on that threat.
I love that part when Hank says "I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come over here!" So funny.😆
I love how he threatens to kick somebody's ass in the most conservative ways if that makes any sense.😂😂
Hank was one of a kind
“BABY WANT A BOTTLE?! A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?!?!”
What episode is that from?
@Edward Gary thx
@@snakey934Snakeybakey what a.....bitch
"Why are u yelling at me?🥺"
LANGUAGE!
“Do you have somewhere to be? Because I would like to know what direction to kick your ass in!”🤣 6:52
Hank has a temper but given the kind of dad he’s had it’s a miracle he didn’t wind up way worse
3:32
God this scene is so hilarious and I don't remember it at all. Britney Murphy does such a good job as Luanne hereand Hank throwing the sandwich is GOLDEN it's so petty and you'd never expect it from him!
We need more people like Hank
Parker Green true
Shut up idiot
Damn right.
Amen brother 😇✝️🙏
Each time Hank rings the bell a busboy appears
2:03 he ingorned the fact that it's dale and tried to kill him lol 😂.
He was gonna steal his fishing crack rock bait lol
You mean he *knew* it was Dale.
2:11-2:16 has me more dead than a jackrabbit picked apart by vultures! 😂😂
3:33
“I could’ve gotten that!”
“You would have NEVER gotten that!”
Knowing Luanne, you realize how brutal that line was. 😂
I didn't pick up on it as a kid, but someone coming at you with a weed whacker would be terrifying!
you call me weak look at your birdy arms they're no thicker than a cigarette I'm could smoke them little arms I sid that to my dad lol
4:20 Hank laying the smackdown on a Dallas Cowboy.
I love the fact on how the term God Dang is used a majority of the time
The older I get, the more I relate with Hank
5:45 his frown LMAO
1:26 my favorite Hank Hill quote lol
It wasn't rage it was just honesty
I find it absolutely hilarious that he is both capable and willing to pick dale up like a struggling child.
"I'm gonna kick your ass."
*Hank Hill wipes you out of existence with those words*
LANGUAGE!
5:38 “I’ll kick your fat bull-ass come on!!” I love that moment 😂
I lose it every time he calls Lyle Lovett "Rooster Boy" 😂
6:40 Did Hank just knee break a shovel in half???? Holy fuck!
I'm morescared by the fact he kicked that NASCAR fence open, those things are built to catch out of control cars at near 200 MPH... And he broke it with his FOOT!
@@tentacledood5784people fear his ass kicking for a reason
Most of these aren’t Hank rage moments, though. They’re reasonable reactions.
Imagine your avatar saying that
3:19 And Hank really kick's someone's ass. He's a man of his word.
So we got
South Park: A show that is Matt Stone being killed repeatedly, and Trey Parker getting "Kicked in the Nuts" and crying like a baby about it, along being called a Fatass by Matt
Family Guy: Which is basically (and obviously) Seth Macfarlane talking to himself, as well as him being a total a**hole to Mila Kunis
The Simpsons: A (formerly funny) show that is about Nancy Cartwright getting strangled on a daily basis by Dan Castellaneta, as well as him treating Yeardley Smith like she’s a “princess”
and King of the Hill: A show that is about Mike Judge yeeting someone out of his "House", threatening to give the person a "Blackeye", or Kicking someone's ass, Because why not?
I'm surprised Hank Hill isn't in the hospital due to multiple aneurysms.
I thought for sure something would've happened to him during the "Texas Skillsaw Massacre" episode where the new guy he met died of a stroke...
2:19 my favorite one😂😂
Yeah I always wonder that too but I always wondered why I didn’t hank suffered a heart attack due to him getting constantly angry?
@@jonmcinnis1645
The pressure must've literally went to his pelvis.
It is said that his narrow urethra is the result of having years of pent up emotions, and unresolved hostilities.
@@issabeganovic8822 Yeah here are two things I would like to say
1but it will be really interesting if he has suffered a heart attack due to the result of him getting constantly angry
2 what the heck is a narrow urethra explain it through td;lr
1:14 this wasn’t rage *this was a pep talk his coach taught him*
I think you mean 1:06
Whitey "Take A Salt Tablet" Sauers.
Hank Hill needs to be in a fighting game!
Tekken.
Hank would kick every monste’s ass in the Backrooms
"Dang it, Dusty, I'm gonna take that gold record and shove your face through the little hole!" ROFL!!
Definitely a great episode, and RIP to Dusty Hill.
Frankly , Hank is very inventive in his wrath terminology and wordplay
Lots of people are sad he isn't as pissed off as he is in earlier seasons, but since he probably saw that one guy from anger management have a stroke from being pissed off all the time, I guess the writers made him feel like he was heading down that road if he continued with that level of rage :P .
more often than not, this rage comes from people actively trying to piss him off
Hank: Why don’t you go into the Girl’s Locker Room and put on a skirt Wendy? Oh what you don’t like that? Oh you’re gonna cry?
Khan: *starts crying*
"No more dale prepare for an eternity of me kicking your ass" lmao
LANGUAGE!
"What drives an angel to Wrath is what drives a mortal to madness"
- Boy Who Ain't Right (Me)
I am the Truong-Boy Ain't Right.
Gotta love how even though he gets angry af in these he’s still enough of a gentleman to not touch a woman and even defends them (4:47)
But at the same time he’s not afraid to put them in place lmao (1:44 & others). A truly based man of culture
3:18 He finally kicks someones ass
He kicked someone's ass long before that. 0:55
LANGUAGE!
1:55 Jesus Christ
2:00, This 20 second sequence after this point, Fabulous. King Of the Hill at its best. Even Dale wasn't safe from Hank's rage.
Man it'd crazy how relate to hank more and more as I get older, I used to think he was so boring and worried about the wrong things