Got No Beard | The Longest Johns Music Video
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- "There's no reason good enough not to join us"
Got No Beard is a rather tongue in cheek look at some of the common ways people like to try to gatekeep certain things. As the bridge to the song makes clear though, music and singing are for everybody, so get stuck in!
Special mention to our ex-member Anna Cornish who still features in this song!
This song is a Longest Johns original and is available on our album, Cures What Ails Ya.
#music #shanty #thelongestjohns
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Ah yes, the Longest Johns
You’ve got, JD, Andy, Robbie, Dave, Jobbie, Jave, Jandy, RD, Rave, Randy, AD, Ave, Abbie, Dobbie, DD and Dandy.
It’s a very big band
Thats what makes them the longest
I thought they said Anna?
omg yes! lol
@@alia.1041 She was part of the band, but left. I guess they wrote the song when she was still in the band.
Rave for sure is my favorite
Ah, dang it. I have a beard but I have no boat.
“There’s no reason good enough not to join us”
Best crossover event ever
Say hi to human 1 for me
Hey great to see you in the wild.
Wouldn’t have expected to find you here OT. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one!
With all the clothes/facial hair/height switches I felt like I was having a wonderful nautical stroke from start to finish. Brilliantly done, once again, men.
Glad its not just me
I honestly was confused towards the end, just trying to keep up with the wardrobe changes.
Not gonna lie it didn't sink in they were swapping clothes until 2:40. so i thought they were growing and cutting their hair through the year hahaha
I've been listening for a few months and I'm completely lost
@@kenichikender5178 thought they were cutting down their heair step by step and were getting fatter...
Crew: *mutinies*
Captain: "b-b-but why?"
Crew: we *can't sing shanties if we don't own the boat*
Is that what they're saying? This whole time I thought it was "don't on a boat". As in, you can't sing shanties if you don't do so on a boat.
Captain: cuts off everyone's leg
Based sailors
Spare a thought for those who are new to The Longest Johns. This video makes remembering their names all the harder.
Wait, they're not all named "John?"
I have been a fan for a month or two and dont know who each of them are, who are they?
Anne, Dave Robbie, jd, Andy
@@matthesal9872 but, got no idea in what order, except for jd, he is the guy who played as a girl
@@matthesal9872 and Robbie was the pirate I believe
Andy dressed as JD is somehow the most startling transformation of this whole video.
(And yes, I'm including JD as a woman in this assessment.)
Didnt except to see you here...
It’s quite worrying how easy it is to forget who you’re looking at. The notes we wrote whilst editing this are a mess!
Nice seeing you here XD
Ikr its great.
Seeing a Minecraft youtuber almost regularly watch and comment on a sea shanty channel is odd yet amazing
What you need to sing sea shanties
1. A Beard
2. Must be able to shout HO!
3. Own a boat
4. Be able to hold your drink
5. Cant have 2 legs
6. Ignore rules 1-5 and sing along anyways!
Definitely thinking of that. But if i check the first 5 rules what do i do ?
@@-_-noxe-_-5623 Well, ye not only check 5, but 6 of'em all those rules... So, when ye come to the 6th one, basically ye do whatever ye want and sing like ye shall never do it again! And shout with yer mateys on the deck, on the work.
Instead of "Rule 6: There is no rule 6!" it's "Rule 6: Ignore rules 1-5!"
@@Pseudowolf good point
“We figure the rules are more like actual guidelines”
The New and Improved "12 Days of Christmas"
Well yes but actually, yeah. I see the similar parts, but this ones better
Was going to say that, now I know what to sing next Christmas
Try singing th-cam.com/video/5QO8bWGNPyo/w-d-xo.html that's kinda like this and 12 days of Christmas
@@Johnmateo0 this one is also very similar th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@@mikeoxmaul7527 mm mm no no no!
The wild sword chopping at 1:50 almost makes me cry from laughter 😂 adequate!
🎵 Can't get to sleep, I can't get to sleep, this songs in my head so I can't get to sleep 🎵
The Internet: Obsessed with sea shanties
The Longest Johns: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."
I'm pretty confident these guys are what made people obsessed with it, this is one of those rare times that i was into something from BEFORE everyone else was xD
@@Latonx same here! Always loved me some sea shanties.
@@Latonx very Strange feeling. Started listening to these fellas a few months back and now suddenly they have taken over tik tok. What a world 😂
Allow myself to introduce....... myself.
@@Latonx yep - it was THEIR singing of Wellerman which went viral on Tiktok
I’ve never paid so much attention to their facial hair before. Conclusion: Andy has the best beard.
i raise you this: anna
Omg I'm cackling so much, that was highly adequate.
I'm pretty new to the Longest Johns so I don't get all the inside jokes.. Why do people in the comments keep using "adequate"?
@@christianv-h3278 I can't entirely remember just know it came from a livestream. I'm sure someone will know better them myself and be able to help.
@TimKovich Great, thanks - I get it now :)
My fellow no beard gang, it is time for us to rise up and become equals via my latest invention: LAND SHANTIES!
If you haven't heard it yet, check out Stan Rogers' "White Collar Holler".
IMPOSSIBLE, IT CAN'T BE DONE
Land shanties would be African American work songs.
@@FloydBunsen on the railroad?
@@FloydBunsen or songs from literally any one of the ~194 other countries in the world
Sea shanties are currently the glue holding the world together
Always has been.
I'm so glad shanties are becoming more and more popular 👍
Super weird how they've only just re-emerged, like among us I'm glad they've boosted in popularity
This is facts
they always have been, but it still blows my mind why they're suddenly this popular when they didn't use to be
This song implies everyone except Andy has at least 1 peg leg. I wonder where they hide them.
Or they have 3 legs ;)
@@josephm5050 a third leg that's pegged isn't something I wanted to think about ngl
I have a pet leg and a Beard!
@@beanscommajim4980 Nought to fret over, me lad, long as you keep it well polished and sanded, no splinters shall pose a problem. And you can have variants.
Well I would guess somewhere between their feet and bottoms
Just want to say, before the thing starts, this is a great song
I blinked and missed the first outfit transition and freaked out when the wrong voice came from who I thought was the right person
LOOKS LIKE SEA SHANTIES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Had nothing but maggoty memes for three stinkin days!!!
hello there
Obi Wan referencing LotR? I think I just got fandom whiplash
@@EmotionalSupportBees ah yes, i learned about lotr in the jedi text's
@@teomoga4757 general kenobi
gREat eDItiNg anD amAzING sInGinG
What a mind trip. The last chorus with the rapid switches was something else. Way to keep it entertaining fellas!
Ah crap, I shouldn't have shaved before this!
Sad
I already shaved lol
Jokes on you I haven’t shaved in 15 years
Shaved Chonk
Same
The whiplash I get from all the switches every time I listen to this song is unreal. I love it
Boss: So what's everybody done during lockdown?
Colleagues: Learned Japanese, Baking, DIY, ran a marathon.
Me: Rum & sea shanties. And grew a beard.
Just realized the BIG CHEST nod to the Irish classic song “Big Strong Man”. Cool
i don't know what i was expecting, but i could never have been prepared for what i just saw. My BRAIN HURTS! At first I thought you'd somehow edited just the faces and then i noticed the torsos were consistent just the heights were changing and the clothes and then there was an old man and a girl and yes my brain has left the building. Great song though lads.
also if abbie edited this give that poor woman a massage and a drink!
@@NatalieHolmes Abbie & JD - what a job, no wonder it was late being put on!
"You can't sing shanties if you don't own a boat"
Land shanties: "Well hello!"
Absolutely adore how Robbie fully leaned into his roles as the other guys!
These guys are like a crew of cool dads
JD is already a cool Dad!!!
Well that was some strange degree of terrifying
Well, this certainly freaked me out! Brilliant!
The fact that you guys have gained so much popularity lately makes me so happy. Bringing music back to how it should be
They have been holding the world together for a while
The longest John's are literally saving the world right now. Mental health has never had such a chance
Posted on my birthday. Very cool. Beards are cool.
JD's legs when he was dressed as Andy were too much for us to handle.
When they said "there's no reason good enaugh not to join us" i took that so personally and now i can't stop singing along
Exactly right!
as someone who is quite face blind, this was an experience. it took me like 5 watches and reading the comments to notice that they weren't just swapping beards and standing at different heights.
Wonderful video. Now 2021 has officially started.
I sent this to my father who followed the example of me and my brother: he started growing a beard! I am so proud of him.
the first time I heard this song I was pitifully without a beard. Now almost a year and a half later I can finally sing along.
These just make you feel like your with your best friends having the best time ever. Thanks guys.
My new favorite song
Why do I feel like we need to do a community version of this where we do all sing for the very last chorus
Because we *do* need that.
Let's fuckin do it.
I'm down, let's see if we can get submissions opened!
Oh, I'm SO on board with this!
I'm loving it!
My 4yr old daughters favorite song
Neighbor: sparks a joint
These guys: start singing
Neighbor: oh yea
Oh God... I fall in love with it...
My favourite part of the video was everyone dressed as Andy being small
For some reason i really enjoyed seeing all of you impersonating each other xD
I loved that the woee sound got its very own scene!!
2:08 is my favorite bit
I think the last cup of coffee before bed was too much 😂
This was the perfect surprise to wake up to. What a masterpiece!!
I knew this was about gatekeeping. So topical and funny.
So clever, how on earth did you do that???!! Definitely worth the wait 😜 ❤
Yea, another vinyl, for sure gonna get it!
Always makes me smile.
Thank you guys.
🎵 Got new legs, you got new legs, Lieutenant Dan you got new legs 🎵
this was adorable and hilarious, this song has always made me giggle. my boyfriend and I sing along loudly whenever it comes on in the car, despite the fact that neither of us (usually 😉) has a beard lmao.
love this and love you guys and am so so happy for your recent successes!! congrats to you all!
Thank you for your music.
Well. That was lovely. And hilarious. And more than a little disorienting. I will definitely be re-watching to try to wrap my mind around what just happened. Although that may be dangerous for my sanity....
In all seriousness, well done, lads! That was amazing and must have been a ton of work.
The face switching was what really drove this song home
I feel like the longest johns is one of those channels that could get really big, and would still respond to comments
We do our best :)
Huh, seems like you are right ahaha
That...that was a trip
This is extremely confusing, but hilarious to someone who is new to TLJ
This. Is. Wonderful.
I had to stop watching another longest johns video to make it to this premier.
Amazing!!!
That was absolutely amazing lads! Still my favorite part of this song is as you're listing off all the exceptions, no Longest John is mentioned as not being able to hold their drink xD
Thank you for this
I showed you guys to my grandmother, my grandfather was a sailor, she loves your singing. Thanks guys!
I understand why the music video took longer than expected! This was hilarious and that anna cutout was unsettlingly funny as well!
So this means that LJ can turn into one another at will? or does it mean that there's 4 copies of each john :P
No. ovbiously there was some video editing involved. there is, in fact only one John, though he is the longest there is. But as you well observed, John the long can take on several forms.
Proof Gatekeeping is eternal.
My Therapist: "Don't worry, Dave's hair when he's dressed as Andy can't hurt you."
Dave's hair when he's dressed as Andy:
These guys are just amazing
The entire navy: *fury*
correction: furry
I love this so much. The mannerisms! I can't with y'all, y'all are great.
Almost passed all requirement. Time to fetch me saw
Oh my god that was amazing. Andy as JD will live in my dreams forever.
got no bread i love it
This is deeply unsettling. I love it so much.
In fairness, I'm pretty sure if any of y'all were to get a sword, then you'd soon not have to worry about having 2 legs anymore.
BLOOD BRILLIANT BOYS AS ALWAYS!
me who have patchy beard : so can i sing or not ?
The Longest Johns : yesn't
This is amazing, we dont know what is going on and I absolutly love it!
I had a beard and thought I was hot shit, then watched as my world crumbled around me. I'll never sing a shanty again.
Absolutely bloody wonderful!!!
im dyslexic and i thought the title at first was got no bread and i was very confused
i said to my partner "what in the hell is got no bread?how cna you make a song about that?"
they then laughed at me when they read the title
That just blew my mind
I have a ginger beard!
The best type of confusing
I've been on shanties since 2019 I cannot believe I am just discovering these guys now
If you like shanties check out the Dreadnoughts they’re awesome as well as the Longest Johns!
@@geoffreydemarro4539 Thanks! I've actually listened to them quite a bit as well, and even then I only discovered like a month ago lol. I would just put on shanty playlists on spotify and never look at the bands
I don't recall when I found this group, but they've been a huge inspiration to me for years.
This video messes with my mind man!!!
This was such a great thing the watch live it was amazing keep doing what you guys are doing it is awesome and stay safe
I have questions about this video but I fear the answers
Was listening to this on Spotify the other day and got a real chuckle. Now I get one again!
Listening to sea shanties gives me the feeling that we could collectively pool together savings in the comments section, purchase our own pirate ship fit for a life at sea and leave the world behind for a life of travel and freedom from modern life
Enough to make your eyes go all squiffy. Brilliantly done as expected.
Girls: I bet the boys are talking about us at their sleepover
The boys at the sleepover:
Bold of you to assume that we don't do the same
Shout out to the video editor. This is excellent.