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My name is maxnosleeves and today I’m going to show you how to shotgun a beer.
Shotgunning a beer is a great way to show off to girls, guys, the football team, the cheerleading team, your mothers, or anybody else you party with. It’s also great for team building activity and bonding.
Here’s what you’re gonna need: Beer, a knife, GUNS
Make sure it’s in a can and make sure it’s a light beer. Unless your name is chazz Michael michaels you can’t be smashing glass bottles open to drink. Also light beer is importand because shotgunning a ipa or a 4 loko is like drinking cement. Believe me, I speak from experience - St Pattys day, Boston, 2009
So we’re gonna make a small hole near the bottom of the can I know that’s every porn script starts but it applies here too. I like to give it a little tappy tap tap to get rid of any bubbles. Then I’m gonna make a small x with the knife. X marks the spot because this beer is as precious you as any pirates booty. The gold, not the crappy snack food
So we’re gonna twist the knife like Talia in Dark Knight Rises inceasing pressure just a little bit until we hear the tsssss. That means we hit the spot. I’m sorry that’s description sounded so overly sexual, but and by Sorry I mean elated.
Then you cut yourself a nicer hole in the can. Depending on the size of your mouth and the size of your courage you’re gonna want to make it about a nickel or quarter sized hole. You want to make sure no jagged metal is sticking out because you’ll cut your tongue off - shocker you don’t want to stick sharp metal in your mouth right?. You can even use your thumb but be careful about cutting your fnger off - nobody wants to party with a bleeder. Again, I know from past experience. Sudbury, MA, 2008. I cut my toe off at a party and played beer pong until I bled through my shoe. Wasn’t pretty.
Now when you got everybody together, give a quick toast and off you go
Here’s to those who like us and those you don’t; those who swallow and those who wont.
May we get what we want, but never what we deserve
Here’s to all the good things that start with the letter B: Boobs butts beards well that’s tree. Cheers boys.
Here’s to our livers for putting up with our schenanigans
Here’s to those who wish us well, and all the rest can go fuck themselves
Another Day, Another Bender - no retreat, no surrender
Here’s to the stories we haven’t told yet.
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friend… wait no this is beer
A couple tips on the actual drinking: you’re actively sucking not just plugging a hole in a submarine. Jesus can I do any more porn references? Also you’re going to want to be aware of where the hole is on the can because if you forget wehre it is and you hold the can wrong, beer spills out the wrong end and you’re less popular than screech at a saved by the bell reunion. You’re less popular than a salad at a hamburger contest. Less popular than a vegan who does crossfit and plays a ukulele. You’re less popular than Detroit.
Also, while you’re drinking you want to make sure you swell up like a cobra. Stick that chest out and make sure to look around at all your friends so you know you’re not the last to finish.
Now the most important thing you gotta do is the afterburp. If you don’t release that angry beer, it’ll eat its way out of your stomach like an alien
10% informative 90% junior high jokes
+Brady story of my life
Lmao
thats my life in a nutshell
junior high jokes are the best jokes
U clicked a video on how to shotgun a beer what the hell did u expect
you look exactly like the guy i expected to do a tutorial. with Bud light. Jackpot
And the constant 'that's what she said' type jokes
+Aron Kovacs *curtseys
lol 😂😂😂
Beer can the size of a coke can aswell
uhh, it's either budlite, molson canadian cold shots, or another lite type beer. anything you're actually supposed to use for shotgun is going to be a 'make fun of said guy' beer, ain't no one shotgunning Heineken
The after burp is quite important, I threw up the one time I forgot my after burp.
Kyndall Ann the after burp sometimes initiates the puking lmao
Esh Kedit I shotgunned my first ever lager the other day with some experience shotgunning beers, holy shit I’ve never had worse after burbs I genuinely felt like shit for about 20 mins. Morale of the story, don’t shotgun lagers especially when it’s to impress girls because the total opposite happens lmao
I still puke sometimes lol the after burp is a traitor hahaha
@@Felixperreault100 pathetic
Max should just made a How to College miniseries.
You remind me of Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia hahaha
Yes! Me too!
i cant shotgun a beer cuz my stomach fills up and i get full before it emptys
Sad times
you gotta burp more
Feelsbadman
shirt rules
U aren't a bear 😂😂😂
Someone needs to share this with Grace Helbig. Seriously
hahaha!
Who?
a less painful way to drink american beers..
actually i personally think that michelob ultra is a fine, light beer. smooth and crisp. try it if you havent already. low calories too. its very affordable too!
i just shotgunned a coke... i wanna die HAHAHAHA
Blb reptiles yah, pop is a little more fizzy
lmfao I just shotgunned a sprite. I didnt hit the after burp so my stomach has felt like there’s 20 pounds of bubbles for the last 10 minutes
This guy is definitely going places! Maybe not school or the moon but going places CHEERS!
Decided how to properly do it, wasnt disappointed. Also badass shirt bradah
you uploaded this 5 1/2 years ago but I just wanted to let you know it I liked the video. Good job
Damn, I was so close, thought I had it, then I totally failed on the burp... Ah well, there's always next time. lol
This is the kinda of Dude I want on my beer pong team lol seems chill as fuck funny video man good job
You inspired me. I haven't shotguned a beer in years and did it like a pro with no spillage.
I used this video to shotgun my first beer. It was something I was putting off due to how it seemed to always spill all over the place when I saw others do it, but I now realize those people were just doing it wrong.
gotta love the boston accent coming out to play really thick once in awhile. :)
Nice! It’s 12:30 on a Tuesday but I gained a new skill💫
I just learned a skill I didn't even know I needed! Buuuuuuuuuuuurp!!!
That after burp was pure bro
The Pirates Booty snack is amazing thank you very much
Ah...this brings back college memories fondly!
"Shotgunning a beer is a good way to show off for girls, because it's a indication you havent have a girlfriend in a while"
I'm typing with my toes, because my hands are clapping
It's alot harder with the 500ml cans in Ireland lol(for ppl who measure liquid in ounces and stuff there like Coke cans ours are like monster cans)
I got the FoB refrence Max.. YOU CANT HIDE YOUR INNER FANGIRL FOREVER
3:03 that’s a mood
If you put a bendy straw in a bottle you can shotgun a bottle. Just bend the straw down outside the bottle so that it can push air to the bottom of the bottle.
That form though
Jotaro Kujo and Funny Valentine, we are waiting for your answer
I knew i wasnt alone
It's pretty good, helped me while i thought i was possesed.
You have the perfect voice to be a voice actor or whatever tf you call it. Like a cartoon character on adult swim
That was actually quite educational, thanks Max!
Its 2 AM i am planning up to stay up the whole night and i want to chug a Monster Energy Drink to get that energy boost instantly, hope your tutorial will help lol
And also you really look like a true American drinking beer with that beard
i shotgun a beer every morning to wake my ass up.
for those that are underage; yes it works with soda cans aswell , but it will be alittle harder to chug since soda has higher carbonation then beer .
btw this guy looks like hes visited every Craft IPA out on the market & visited every brewery in town (no offense)
Favorite part of the shotgun is the burp afterwards 😂
Best informative one yet. Got it on my first try.
Shotgunning beers is a true team builder you’re right
That Boston accent was on heavy today♡
As someone who only drinks craft beer now that he's employed and has money to burn on nice stuff, shotgunning is my preferred method of drinking bud/coors/natty lights if I am being economically responsible
wait a minute.... SHIA LABEOUF?!?!
yea yup you got that right after his hot girlfriend in Transformers left him. this is him now
Here's to the next beer or three. Four at the most. Five, we'll be under the table and six, we'll be under the host!
Why do u need to open the can when there’s a hole
all the sex jokes made this video 20x better. thank you for making this bro. I appreciate it.
Not gonna lie love the Adler gnr shirt bro!
“It’s a lot of booze” hahahah it’s American beer what do you mean😂😂😂
Beard✅
Big muscles✅
Guns N’ Roses shirt ✅
No sleeve on said Guns N’ Roses shirt✅
“That’s what she said”✅
Yep this guys knows his beer shotgunning
Very helpful! set my phone down and did it while you were explaining, no mess, now I'm ready to impress ;)
Thanks a lot nelk boys this is where y’all led me to
THIS IS TALENT OMG
I feel like i would have fun with this guy at a party
Love to see you do a drunk tutorial.
You're actually pretty funny
No he's not
Thamk you, i did my first shotgun with a voodoo ranger imperial IPA on my 21st birthday with you. Sincerely thank you!
I didn't know there was such precision in just shotgunning a beer. The more you know.
oh shit bruh, that was clean af
Try shotgun a can of colt 45. I finished the whole thing in about 3 seconds but right when I brought the can down to unleash a monster burp I just ended up puking up foam like the exorcist
Most scientific explanation of shotguning a beer ever.
i smell a new series..."things that i learned in boston"
I've always used my keys for shotgunning, just place one between your fingers and bam. Quite the mess too.
ewwwwwww
fr haha and it gets all sticky
After this vid I shotgunned a land shark but you forgot to mention to not move it around a lot before doing it because it sprayed everywhere
LOVED the fall out boy reference XD
tapping the can does not help with bubbles , it actually makes it worse , it will save you time so you can drink faster to get more ladies next time , the guns and roses shirt always helps also but i saw you had it on already
Laughed wicked hard at all the innuendos 😉 And, for some unknown reason, at "LIKE A COBRA"
I love this and it’s very helpful haha
Using a key works fine for me.. you should tilt it so that the air bubble is exposed. Thats where you make the hole and theres no spillage
I laughed too hard at this 😂😂😂
I love your tutorials Max!!!!!!!
Beer after birth tuesday. Winner.
Questions: is it better to hold the can vertically or sideways and tilt the head (like him) ?
Teaching us the important life lessons as ever, cheeers! c;
You’re from Sudbury? Half of my family lives there. Cool.
It's like watching a baby shotgun a beer.
Beer pong tips and tricks!
I could use my teeth to poke a hole in the can I don't drink beer i usually drink from a coke or pepsi, it burns.
I can't believe he actually did this haha
Works better if the can is upwards when opening then sideways
Dude I’m 15 and I watched this for a party im going to thanks bro
Gotta go with that old style pilly bud, Miller and bud are basically watered down coors light
+Dil Bil All three light beers aren't that great, but coors is by far the most tasteless.
Hahahahahaha that intro it’s a good way to show you haven’t had a girlfriend in a while 😂😂😂
Brought to you by Bud Light. Max responsibly.
That shirt is amaaazing. I love Duff
I always thought that after opening the top, you bend the can so it will create a hole to shotgun.
Love sudbury I grew up in Wayland, and lived on the other side in Marlborough :)
Daddy do me sideways while we both shotgun beers
The videos called "how to shotgun a beer" but I'm sure that's water lol
That Tom Waits reference. Also Off the Ranch music.
This was weirdly informative. I wish I'd known this 3 years ago when I started uni! x
Nelk boyz are proud
Cool. Want to shotgun a white claw before my stupid staff zoom meeting. Lmfao. Yes I had to TH-cam a tutorial 😂
So I was at a bonfire last night. There was no beer, which I dont usually drink anyways and some one said something about shotgunning soda and no one and the balls to do.. so me being a 115lb (yes I know I'm fucking tiny alright its my matabilism trust me I eat hella) I decide to say fucked it, I've never shotgunned before. I grab a dr pepper. Use my keys and stab the can use my thumb to make the hole bigger and away I go. I get 3/4 done and my stomach filled with dr pepper and gas so full that I regurgitate every drop of dr pepper everywhere. And my throat burned.. moral of story I left that fire soaking in regurgitated dr pepper and a new gained respect
get yourself a raging mammoth tusk, save yourself the time.
I like the boston accent for 10 percent of the video you dont gotta pretend
"cut my toe off in the pool, shoe was bloody during beerpong" well no shit
UGH THAT FALL OUT BOY REFERENCE BRB DYING
I missed that one.
truediva18 Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. It might not be an FOB reference but I took it as one!
It was also the title of an episode of One Tree Hill. Season 3, episode 7.
PrincessUnicornBunny
That seems more likely hahaha sorry!
No, no. Took off my toe in a pool, Tuesday. Bingo.
(Trying to do this suggest types of Tuesday videos during/ throughout the video is much more interesting)
They're all getting worse from here. Warned
you forgot the Stone Cold Steve Austin method where you crack em open, smack them together a couple times to assert your authority, then guzzle them at the same time just like the pro
Jus shotgunned for the first time😁 thx buddy
I miss those old bud light cans. The new ones literally have turned me off lol
People who send shotgun intros to Justin Escalona need to see this video
i did this and im now considered an alpha