Another epic podcast/rant by ReviewTechUSA. If you ever been in a relationship or have been on the dating scene you will understand the premise of this video! Enjoy the rant! ReviewTechUSA
uhh, i'd say............women on the phone they're especially annoying around my area, even girls i'm just friends with they just won't leave the damn phone alone, jesus i don't even know how they can afford the phone bill
I'd even go as far as saying that we'll see Half Life 3 and Megaman Legends 3 before the average woman gets off the phone. If she answers the phone somewhere around noon, she's better clear her entire schedule for that day, even if it means taking off work.
hear that Infinite Warfare dislikes? if you wanna beat the average number of hours women spend on the phone in a lifetime, better start a campaign to double the dislikes
You sir are a saint if you last 2 hours on the phone, I get anxious after 15-20 minutes. What I hate even more is when they're not talking about anything important and you plan on seeing each other either later that day or the next day anyway. Leave small talk for when you're actually together! Same with texting, I used to date a chick 3 hours South from where I live and she would text daily and often throughout each day... Seriously whenever we would actually get together we would have nothing to talk about and just end up fucking or watching Netflix then she'd get upset that we would never talk about much of anything in person. I even told her the reason we never had anything to talk about, and she actually took that pretty well, slowed down the texts for about a week and then complained that I never texted her for that whole week.
Women can't take a no. They are not used to being told no. They go on and get life served on a plate during 18-28, after which their looks fail them and they realise people only gave a crap about them because they looked good.
That would be most women, sir. I've been told no a few times and I just deal with it and move on. It's not the end of the world. But if a man spoils a woman (and even if that relationship doesn't last), a woman will not take 'no' very kindly.
Lol lol you're so funny! 4:10 "If you gave me the choice between rubbing my face between Al Roker's Chest hair or talking to her on the phone I would really really would have to think about it."
My friend Mike used to be like this. He'd come to hang out, and spend hours, sitting on my bed, talking on his cell phones (Yes, he had two.) for hours. One time I said to him, "Mike, you're the only guy I know who comes to my house to talk to the people who aren't here."
Now I see males on the phone just as much as females. Don't need to be talking but if I had a penny everytime I see someone on the phone whether talking with their mouth or talking with their fingers whenever I'm outside, I would have enough money to rule a small country and have some change left over. Either way, I remember my brother went through some of the stuff you did, and while I partially felt bad for him... all I could've done was laugh. Would be on the phone with his gf and sometimes stay on for like 7 or 8 hours at a time. One time he passed out on the phone as it was late and the damn girl calls ME up on the house phone and was like all sad and asking me to wake him up.
Well wtf they're women what do you expect? Men have been dealing with that since the dawn of time and that shit aint changing anytime soon. Unless you wanna start dating dudes...
.... and ? i fail to understand this american way of thinking. Where no critics is allowed. perhaps i dont understand because i'm not american. well, whatever .
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwhwhwhwhwhhw They're all too bullheaded to accept being wrong, even to the point where they think their opinion should be the only one. I'm not some smug European criticizing a country he's never been to, I've lived in the U.S all of my life... Which I resent.
I don't understand the comments on this video saying that he's sexist. I mean the title of the video might be offensive to some people but that's all I can find that's "offensive".
LMAO!!! Every thing that you said is absolutely true. I have experienced that bro with a girl that I have met :) 5/5 and favorited. One of your best rants!
14 years later and this is still true. Fellas, please think twice before you think she is a female gamer… she’s only on Fortnite to socialize, and she probably doesn’t play any solo games
I've had the situation where the girl wants you to be all kinky. I'm not that way and it was a deal breaker for the girl. I'm sorry I just don't like hitting women or sticking stuff up my butt. Some people have issues. Just run , run as fast as you can and don't look back.
I have this friend (female obviously). We spent the whole day together and by the time she gets home... she just calls me. I´m tired, there´s nothing else to talk about but still she wants to talk. And since I have NOTHING to tell her she gets mad. Either that or she calls me like 10 times a day asking: What are you doing?. Again, since we talked already 9 times what else is there to talk about? I HATE THAT!
+Nycrosis That's strange, I'm an introvert too but I prefer direct voice calls rather than text. The main reason being that it's less effort and a lot quicker; I can transmit and receive much more information vocally than by text (per unit of time). That being said, I do hate a lot more to leave voice *messages* than texts themselves: speaking alone with no feedback through the whole communication is so akward to me.
I don't know how ladies do it. I talk on the phone for an hour and my neck seizes up. My arm hurts. My ear feels funny (radiation oh no!) and I'm annoyed because well. Attention divided.
I don't really like to talk to the phone with anyone but my girlfriend. Even then, we only talk for a long time if we both have nothing to do. Guess the female in me isn't that strong or something... Hmm...
phone sex = total fail lol man i remember spending all night on the phone with a few girls when I was in Jr High and early high-school... I absolutely abhor telephone calls that last longer than a couple minutes..
since I cant reply to uncle putin the difference between guys on fb and ther social networking sites and girls is that when guys are done with it which is usually quickly they talk about it in real life however girls on the other hand once they talk about it they talk about it on another site and usually they have 3 or more
Need more videos like this Rich, back to the roots-like
agreed pimpusa confirmed
Indeed they are dope and on point
YES
I wonder which takes longer, the estimated age of the universe, or women on the phone.
uhh, i'd say............women on the phone
they're especially annoying around my area, even girls i'm just friends with
they just won't leave the damn phone alone, jesus
i don't even know how they can afford the phone bill
They probably need to make as much money as Pewdiepie just to afford the phone bill.
Sokobansolver
tell me about it......
I'd even go as far as saying that we'll see Half Life 3 and Megaman Legends 3 before the average woman gets off the phone. If she answers the phone somewhere around noon, she's better clear her entire schedule for that day, even if it means taking off work.
hear that Infinite Warfare dislikes? if you wanna beat the average number of hours women spend on the phone in a lifetime, better start a campaign to double the dislikes
You sir are a saint if you last 2 hours on the phone, I get anxious after 15-20 minutes. What I hate even more is when they're not talking about anything important and you plan on seeing each other either later that day or the next day anyway. Leave small talk for when you're actually together! Same with texting, I used to date a chick 3 hours South from where I live and she would text daily and often throughout each day... Seriously whenever we would actually get together we would have nothing to talk about and just end up fucking or watching Netflix then she'd get upset that we would never talk about much of anything in person. I even told her the reason we never had anything to talk about, and she actually took that pretty well, slowed down the texts for about a week and then complained that I never texted her for that whole week.
Hahahaha priceless! women are something else lol!
Women can't take a no. They are not used to being told no. They go on and get life served on a plate during 18-28, after which their looks fail them and they realise people only gave a crap about them because they looked good.
That would be most women, sir. I've been told no a few times and I just deal with it and move on. It's not the end of the world. But if a man spoils a woman (and even if that relationship doesn't last), a woman will not take 'no' very kindly.
who hurt you?
haha i was having a shitty day until i saw this video. man you crack me up
Haha the music with the narration, priceless.
Congrats on 1 million, going back to watch all my favorites.
0:03 Ah the origin of the modern day RTU intro.
Oh my fucking god. 10 years ago just one day ago. How insane is that
This video is about to be 10 years!
So is my top ramen
Jesus Christ old RTU is fucking golden
I love these story videos u should do more they rule!!!!
frr!!!
I dunno, man. These did not sound like "women who like to talk on the phone," these sound like-- lunatics.
I havent used my phone for like 4 months....partly because I lost it
That intro lmao
The intro! ;;;;;;;
147 is the house number! How do people expect me not to go crazy finding this number EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
Lol lol you're so funny! 4:10
"If you gave me the choice between rubbing my face between Al Roker's Chest hair or talking to her on the phone I would really really would have to think about it."
It's true, you know! My mom is on the phone 24/7 and so is my sister...
My friend Mike used to be like this. He'd come to hang out, and spend hours, sitting on my bed, talking on his cell phones (Yes, he had two.) for hours.
One time I said to him, "Mike, you're the only guy I know who comes to my house to talk to the people who aren't here."
@ReviewTechUSA Bring back these videos!!!
This sounds like a "You Know What's Bullshit?!" episode.
Now I see males on the phone just as much as females. Don't need to be talking but if I had a penny everytime I see someone on the phone whether talking with their mouth or talking with their fingers whenever I'm outside, I would have enough money to rule a small country and have some change left over.
Either way, I remember my brother went through some of the stuff you did, and while I partially felt bad for him... all I could've done was laugh.
Would be on the phone with his gf and sometimes stay on for like 7 or 8 hours at a time. One time he passed out on the phone as it was late and the damn girl calls ME up on the house phone and was like all sad and asking me to wake him up.
This is too entertaining!
Well wtf they're women what do you expect? Men have been dealing with that since the dawn of time and that shit aint changing anytime soon. Unless you wanna start dating dudes...
.... and ? i fail to understand this american way of thinking. Where no critics is allowed.
perhaps i dont understand because i'm not american. well, whatever .
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwhwhwhwhwhhw They're all too bullheaded to accept being wrong, even to the point where they think their opinion should be the only one. I'm not some smug European criticizing a country he's never been to, I've lived in the U.S all of my life... Which I resent.
whaaaaaat
is it just me or does it look like the girl in the video broke her ankle?
I don't understand the comments on this video saying that he's sexist. I mean the title of the video might be offensive to some people but that's all I can find that's "offensive".
Lol I think its just the twitter rad fems
That would be one hell of a conversation though. lol
This was funny, and true at the same time.
Keep preaching the good word man ik how you feel.
That lamp lookin like the series x bro 😂😂
LMAO!!! Every thing that you said is absolutely true. I have experienced that bro with a girl that I have met :) 5/5 and favorited. One of your best rants!
I avoid talking on the phone at all costs. This video reminds me why.
4:58 Sounds like Satan from South Park. 😂
Dam i miss these videos I love you rich but we need one of these every once in a while
#2 was hilarious
two things.1 you have a way with women. 2 you should be on radio.
14 years later and this is still true. Fellas, please think twice before you think she is a female gamer… she’s only on Fortnite to socialize, and she probably doesn’t play any solo games
3 minutes on the phone is my death
8th anniversary of this video
Sooo many things changed bruh
I've had the situation where the girl wants you to be all kinky. I'm not that way and it was a deal breaker for the girl. I'm sorry I just don't like hitting women or sticking stuff up my butt. Some people have issues. Just run , run as fast as you can and don't look back.
I have this friend (female obviously). We spent the whole day together and by the time she gets home... she just calls me. I´m tired, there´s nothing else to talk about but still she wants to talk. And since I have NOTHING to tell her she gets mad.
Either that or she calls me like 10 times a day asking: What are you doing?. Again, since we talked already 9 times what else is there to talk about?
I HATE THAT!
3:27 lol
Wow never knew Rich lived in Dutchess County. I grew up in Pawling for most of my childhood.
I'm only 11 years late to this!! 🥳
You must be Crazy?
@@GearMedia 🤣🤣🤣
@@THX-2208 :P
looool - just another epic video - lmao :-D
U have no Idea how I love when u narrate ur stories - the "phonesex one" was one of the best ever!
I'm not a very social person... Actually, I'm an introvert. I HATE phone calls..... I rather text xD
+Nycrosis That's strange, I'm an introvert too but I prefer direct voice calls rather than text. The main reason being that it's less effort and a lot quicker; I can transmit and receive much more information vocally than by text (per unit of time).
That being said, I do hate a lot more to leave voice *messages* than texts themselves: speaking alone with no feedback through the whole communication is so akward to me.
4:57 - 5:04 I died xD hahaha
God, that's my mum. She never gets off the phone with her friends. So frustrating having to put up with it.
I can totally see you on the radio.
Luckily, my wife is not one to spend alot of time on the phone. She's never been that way. Thank god!
I'm dead i never heard this video 😅 after all of these years lmao man rich your awesome 😅
I don't do that. I almost never use my phone. I don't talk to people often
Someone calls me after a date at night, I automatically think booty call?
Classic RTUSA
This video may have been relevant in 2009, but now, men have their eyes glued to their phones in 2013.
We need more of these kind of videos. All the console rants kinda get old after a dozen of them.
I don't know how ladies do it. I talk on the phone for an hour and my neck seizes up. My arm hurts. My ear feels funny (radiation oh no!) and I'm annoyed because well. Attention divided.
If past you can see yourself now
There was this girl I broke up with, one of the things I was very relieved about was the fact that she could fucking talk, a lot, man!
TO MANY GIRLS YOU MEET IN YOUR JOB MAN
Love the pic
I hit the like button as soon as you said that one of your ex-girlfriends liked phone sex. It was funny.
I'm lucky, my girlfriend hates talking for more than about 10 minutes on the phone
Same😂😂😂
This was great Rich!
You are so funny!!!!
Oh snap i forgot that i actualy own a cellphone thank you for reminding me ritch!
Skibbidy bop mm dadaaaa
Great music😂
you've had some shitty dates my friend, but a hell of a lot more dates than me lol
lol this is brilliant
I know I already commented, but I just watched this again because it's so fucking good.
I don't really like to talk to the phone with anyone but my girlfriend. Even then, we only talk for a long time if we both have nothing to do.
Guess the female in me isn't that strong or something... Hmm...
phone sex = total fail lol
man i remember spending all night on the phone with a few girls when I was in Jr High and early high-school... I absolutely abhor telephone calls that last longer than a couple minutes..
Lol if modern tumblr audiences found this video now.
one girl i was interested in suggested we have phone sex, i was like really >? no thanks
#30xMoreBoring
Talking is the most exercise you get isnt it
Looks like someone is feeling insecure about themselves.
HILARIOUS!!! H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.!!😂
the phone is evil!
Having your phone next to your head for long periods is seriously bad for you. Hands free is not only more comfortable but also healthier
Holy shit this is old!
Coming here after a decade
on average on the phone, for me it's like at least 30 minutes to an hour.
Boy do I know what that's like
Exactly right, thank god though my wife is as hateful of phone use as I am.
I looked at the picture and said "BOOBIES" and my brother looked at me #ADHDmuch
Another great one.
Yeah, the phone is horrible.
According this video I am not a normal woman.. Yay!! I hate talk on the phone for the most part. lol
more life this one
since I cant reply to uncle putin
the difference between guys on fb and ther social networking sites and girls is that when guys are done with it which is usually quickly they talk about it in real life
however girls on the other hand
once they talk about it they talk about it on another site and usually they have 3 or more
0:02 is the best.
Lol my moms babysitting some girls and they have fake phones pretending to talk to people so yea...
OG RTU vid
a share the same problems
Oh my good lord Gaben. It's an old RTU intro!
That profile picture though.
5 stars for the pic of the cute lady.
Did any of the women look like that lady in the photo????